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korean pop

Work in a bank

ROSEY
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what's a job I can do that isn't in a call centre
really hate talking over the phone

Lads we should let /brit/ get to 400 replies before we make a new

absolutely despise when someone makes it early on 300

its nicer this way, the thread lasts longer and so does the conversation

last thread was 386, lets keep it up

*does a thumbs up to everyone*

...

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would definitely smash her while drunk and off benzos on a dirty couch in a disgusting punk rock venue

fucking hate pakis desu

Gator wrangler?

Need a pro-brexit commieslag gf

eat it straight out of the can multiple times a week, just wish we had more than 2 flavours

bachelors > heinz

Learn a trade or just end your life now

ew just stick to posting your nice supple tits and arse you stupid fucking big nosed slag

infact just put a tescos bag over that fucking vile looking mug

Work on the tills in Woolies

>tits arent visibe
>instantly sinks to a 4

wew

>Gascoigne, 49, asked Errol Rowe "can you smile please, because I can't see you?"
>District Judge Graham Wilkinson also ordered Gascoigne to pay Mr Rowe £1,000 in compensation.

Making jokes costs £1000 if the person doesn't like the joke. Mental.

>applying to an MBA program in Taiwan because I'm too much of a loser to get one here
>please enter your GPA
>please enter any academic honours
>please enter any extracurricular activities
>please enter work experience

beanz meanz heinz

I am desperately trying to find Radio 4's current show funny, but I don't have a clue what's going on or why it's supposed to be funny. I know it's humorous, but I just don't get it.

those piercings truly are terrible

just got in lads
left the house at 7

ah yes, this must be the ol' "daily grind" I hear so much about

Gigolo

>fitter without make up

How does she do it lads?

make me

what a joke

...

Work in macdees.
>earned 756 quid in the last 2 weeks.
>tfw have to deal with gobby shites everynight telling me they earn more than me.
>tfw might get fired because I told a gobby shite to fuck off before I cunt him one.
It wouldn't be so bad, but a mother and her kid were in the queue and I heard her speak to my manager about it.

no
wouldn't mind retail but everywhere requires 2 years of experience

what do you do?

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oi Bruce, isn't this bird that right wing woman? how come ar Karl is so pally with her ?

youtube.com/watch?v=gG5BfoaHfgM

Rate my dinner lads

Would

got told to fuck off in macdonalds

wew wont be long until you never see daylight until the weekends

fuck off scotcuck

Expected a Train Simulator screenshot.

>Hi guys, Squirrel here

*uppercuts you in the fucking beak*
learn your place arrogant teeny bopper whore

American/10

poverty/10

Northerners will NEVER get the Pendolino.

>I told a gobby shite to fuck off before I cunt him one.

you sound like a right runt

I'm the manager of machine operations at the JD sports call centre

was literally going to ask how the fuck you knew

oh yeah, it's mcdonalds

fat cunt, off yourself

>Virgin

Truly /brit/ train

girls with fish nets make me go mad

IT, if you can use and fix your own PC you have enough skill for the low ranks, its good money once you have a couple of years under your belt.

Great Western Rail to London Paddington is GOAT

>stefanovic

This is why I want Aussies out of /brit/. Most of them are slavshits and chinks.

Tricks wanna step to Cube and then they get played
Cause they bitchmade pullin out a switchblade
That's kinda trifle, cause that's a knife-o
AK-47, assault rifle

for real why is retail so hard to get into
wish I was a pretty girl

me driving the train

The visual style of the tray and the plate indicate a comfy household, but the meal doesn't. I seriously hope you have a reason for it, such as "I have to cook meals myself this week because mum is on vacation/in hospital".

...

bad mouth ar Karl and you'll get one of these *motions with my right fist* and one of these *motions with my left fist*

why have so many girls started wearing these?

You just have to be a qt and approachable and charismatic in your interview

How does it make you feel knowing this dumb Irish manlet would kick you living shit out of you without breaking a sweat?

outdoor work isn't nearly as depressing
felt like dying after working 20 hours a week in a supermarket, but felt just fine working a hundred hours a week of construction

Literally never seen one with one on.

bellend unironically stinks of skips

Same reason girls do anything

have they actually though?

because fashion is dialectical

because they're hot

Why do so many young girls have ridiculous bodies these days? I thought we were supposed to be in some obesity epidemic?

Is it the clothes they wear these days? Do they actually exercise now?

Women figured out men like them, but are too pussy to wear a real choker

reckon I could throttle him

You tell me

>tfw very skinny
>tfw need to wear short sleeves to work
Fuck SAKE

New GTA Online update coming soon lads.

Friendly reminder that if you aren't supporting British vidya and not currently playing GTA you're an absolute disgrace.

It's literally just to let people know that they're sluts

would turn his cranium to smoke with a sneeze

are you supposed to choke them with this for sexual pleasure? is that their intended purpose?

This
Also fuck any job that deals with the public

>sound like a right runt
Nah, just a bad night off getting shite from gobby shites then at 6:30 in the morning before I finish some little cunt decides to go full ballbag because I wont make nuggets AT FUCKING BREAKFAST.

activating my glutes

>beans in maple syrup or with brown sugar

why?

because of vintage throwback stuff trend. also this was worn by lesbians and drag queens so kinda same with the "block" starting eyebrows. LGBT culture

>still drawing out 5

reeee make a new one you lazy fucks

They don't la, it's just because clothing these days is tight and covers up when someone has a cellulite ass and makes fat look similar to muscle etc.

I'm joking mate, I work in politics, won't say what I'm doing but it's pretty cool work, I don't even notice the hours go by Tbh worst part is the 1hr30 commute each way

Recognisable /brit/ posters:
Lad that never stops talking about how skinny his arms are

i just want a mad max style update

>rockstar
>""british""

It's literally owned by an American company and has its HQ in New York

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Will it document his mother being a whore? Or how he met """"Michelle"""" before he was forced to have a sex change?

>desperate for a wank
>mistress won't give me the key
*tch* women

skinny as fuck and wear short sleeves all the time
don't get what the issue is

Everyone can tell you're skinny la, even when you wear jumpers etc, trust me. Same thing as fatties who think if they cover their belly people won't realise they're fat.

Hahahahahaha. I know them feels lad. Good job I gain weight and got ripped.

Maybe you should off yourself

beard is itching lads, tempted to shave it, but don't want imam to nag my ear off again

Back from work, lads.

Really enjoying ignoring the girl who likes me and whom I've been speaking with for a few months now. Really funny having her wonder why I'm flat out ignoring her all of a sudden

hahaha grow up you welly

>getting angry because someone told you to make chicken nuggets

How can I get the gf to wear a choker?

Wonder how good cars will look like in 10-15 years time

This is from 2004 and already looks like shit

How does is make you feel knowing this balding Swedecuck manlet is far more aesthetically pleasing than you ever will be and literally has the fanny gushing like a tap when he's around?

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic pipe cleaner

I know that everyone knows I'm skinny. It's really apparent, but my arms are freakish looking as fuck because they're long and thin.

Rude. Do NOT appreciate rude posts like these.

sidelocks are itching lads, tempted to shave them, but don't want rabbi to nag my ear off again

having some haribo

because its good dummy

mate they obsess about anything weird wit their body
NO ONE is perfect bruv. just live your life. fuck what people might say at the end of the day they're not the ones sleeping with you
some of them actually use dumb shite like this as an excuse to why they cant get a gf. tears

bit sad

not a fan of islam ill tell you that lads

I'm 4'2 and built like a Victorian chimney sweep lets fucking ave ya you cunt

Imagine being a low testosterone, thin framed, squaky, narrow shouldered, skinnyfat, pubeless, short bitchmade runt.

show off that they have a black belt in sucking dick

>8" length
>6.5" girth
>cum within 2 minutes

Would honestly trade my cock for a basic bitch 5 incher if it meant I could last longer.
Genuinely feel guilty for wasting such a good cock

What's your bicep circumference brah?

Recognisable /brit/ posters:
Sectarian Australian
Sectarian paddy/ies

Wanna meet up and sing Mary Poppins songs?

>fine for being mean to someone

What a world we live in

she's just going to forget about you in an instant you spaz

The Irish lad with the 3" willy
Aka: you

n-no I don't want any trouble

Just had a girl from the Christian society knocking on the door, gave me some free cookies and asked if I went to the gym

I know it's just a ploy to get me to go to the meetings but it still kind of worked

h-haha yeah... imagine...

More and more 90's fashion is coming back in style, especially the little slut wear like the chokers. Hard to find a teen movie made in the mid-late 90's where there isn't at least one chick wearing one.

>not getting angry at some chavvy cunt who keeps arguing with you after you've explained several times it's breakfast menu and the vats for chicken is off, so even if you were willing to make him main menu you wouldn't be able to.

it's two extremes now imo

fat cunts and fitness freaks

Fucking hilarious seeing people boast about themselves on an anonymous image board. They really think other anons are going to be impressed. lel

me on the left

same

not a fan of Judaism I'll tell you lads

Nice

Never measured tbqh.

>gf wearing a black tank top, black velvet skirt, stockings and this
>spent the entire night thinking about fucking her
>get back to her place
>pass out in bed because too drunk

END IT

the irish boxer
Poleshit

Not me but I know who your on about, mines a sweet lil 6x6 incher

>4.3 inch long
>no idea about girth
>have gained the ability to control when I cum due to masturbating so much, can last between a minute and hours

>tfw takes me 40 minutes minimum to cum
feels bad because it can take up to 2 hours and I reckon the girl gets bored

Is the lad who bought the Lenovo Yoga 710 here? Got any updated thoughts on it? Any word on battery life? Leaning closer on buying it myself desu, not many things seem to compete at the price range.

Some of my peers are off to study really useful, prestigious, respected and challenging subjects at University. Wish them all the best.

please post this again I found it funny the first 600 times

woah nice lad im impressed

>tfw no jap chef bf with a qt cat

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I work in a judaism

This irish cunt still fucking scared to step foot in wakey. Deep down he knows he wouldn't stand a chance against a UFC trained fighter like me

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Ahh yes, london

>full ballbag
Scotts are a different bunch innit

heinz beans are terrible and have literally ruined beans around the country

Adolf

was she 6'6 and black?

is this bait

t. Michael Bisping

2'9'' tall and built like a indian freak show act, i dare you to even look at me la

Teach me your ways

Bullshit innit

Bet if it was the other way no one would care

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Oh look

Imagine this coming round to shag your daughter. Fucking mental.

Winston

2 days reporting in

Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?

The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.

They all did easy meme subjects t b h

ge tae fuck ye wee bawba

go to the doctor mate
or try to stimulate your prostate once. maybe you will discover new pleasures

>stoke on trent
>midlands

Just realised I could probably KO Connor MacGregor lads, I've got like 3 inches of height on that bitch and about 15kg. Could quite literally pick him up and throw the little runt kek

did you watch the episode?
he had knives and duct tape in his car

Meta posting is the worst gimmick.

Finally Canada makes a good post

That's the joke

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>Nobody is going to Oxbridge
very disappointing

Why are you here then lad?

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ah yes. america

>7x6 inch cock
>had sex 6 times
>never without a johnny
>can lost pretty long
>feels proper shit
>afraid that I'm gonna cum too fast without one

Awesome post. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>wasting that quality food on a cat
my dog will literally eat poo and some people feed them filet mignon every day

Callum is the only one who did even semi serious subjects howling

yeah I reckon I have a problem with my frenulum
have started stretching in the shower

Just watching it now, not got to that bit yet. Not surprising though. He's got a nutcase look about him.

R8 my fit lads.
Is it okay for a 30 year old to dress like this?
Is it okay for a 30 year old to still be coming here?

>liveleak

new one for the bin

kek I've literally got 8 inches on him

he could probably give my ankles a run for their money but my steel toe caps would make quick work of the little paddy rat


>begorrah!
SPLAT

>tfw never had sex without a johnny

dont have sex without a rubber you'll never go back

get yourself a good clean gf that takes birth control or has one of them sperm killers stuffed up her cunt, the difference between wrapped and raw is unreal

Still dress like a teenager. Don't know how to dress like an adult.

sex with a johnny doesn't even count imo

youre 30 no one will care sorry

Went 6 days once then got a bj from the gf
She kept it all in her mouth and swallowed like a champ

>tfw cum quicker when wearing a condom than without one

Think it's a subconscious thing.
When I use a johnny it's because the girl obviously isn't on the pill. So I'm scared the condom will break so just want to cum as quick as possible and get it done with.

When I don't have a johnny I don't feel that pressure so I can last longer.

Dunno

youtube.com/watch?v=bsXUl9-q3OU

>mfw A*, C, D in Mathematics, Further Maths and Physics and my insurance Liverpool still let me in for their Computer Science course.

I thought I was fucked.

still stick a finger or 2 in there and feel the pleasure tbH. nothing to lose and that wont mean you're a poof

If you've got a tiny knob do you just not try to fuck girls, or find a way to manage their expectations?

>there are people on /brit/ that are literally 30

tragic

Did you google the text or are you some underage twat who I've probably barged in the corridor once

t. Y13 leaver

ahh yes normie hours

w2c jacket

and if you're out of uni still dressing like that its a bit embarrassing lad, you should be thinking about starting a family

>he could probably give my ankles a run for their money but my steel toe caps would make quick work of the little paddy rat
>begorrah!
>SPLAT

>ADIDAS
Ah yes. A runt. How interested.

Classic Danny boy

Hmm, yes, let me think about this, you may be right.

Nah, you're a dumb cunt.

bit boring tbhwy

Loughborough mentioned

Why the fuck do yanks give their children such shit names?

>Parker
>Storme
>Ringo
>Chandler
>Jayden
>Tucker

Fucking hell, yanks need to be culled.

*rings the rozzers*

"10 years in a call centre starter pack"

Are Dan-o

Got two or three mates who are off to do ''Classics'' at Royal Holloway. They had unconditional offers.

They're unironically excited and proud of their meme doss subject. Utter runts.

Yes Danny boy you mad man fuckin slosh her one

>still not using the pull-out method
TEARS

>being forced out of the house to get AAA batteries because muh mouse is dying

why is the outside so shit?

I'm Connor Jefferies mate and the next time I see you I'm popping your skull open on the pavement with my size 12s

thats my wee sister dano your fuckin dead

might take some cubensis this friday

large up are danny

>my parents called me Fargus

wish i had one of those shite yank names instead desu

just uninteresting people who want to make their children seem unique

Ok lads got a conference to go to for work. Need to dress smart casual but want to impress the company directors.

outift ideas?

Is that quote unironic

what's wrong with this lads

Lad seriously thats Connor Jefferies dont fuck about im a hard as fuck paddy and even i dont fuck about with oul' connor jefferies

What are you doing then? I'm in Uni because I've nothing else in mind honestly
Don't even like the course, bit of a waste

Can I put mushrooms in chilli con carne or is that a bit weird like

a /brit/ classic

BREAKING NEWS

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t. Storme Stormesson

sex without is 100x better

still don't think i can cum though. can barely keep it up most of the time

>Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

do it mate I believe in you

Get dat Amazon Prime trial going and have it delivered in 2 hours

desperate for a shaggeroo lads

>tfw never had sex with a johnny

probably got a little version of me running around somewhere haha

can't think of anything runtier than the name Jayden
exclusively a poor person name

distressed jeans, tucked in tan shirt and snake skin dress shoes

deport them

anyone here believe in /div/

can this be acquired with paypal? dont have a creddo cardo

like this lad

Ok enough with this small talk. We're just wasting both our time acting like we are enjoying this. I can't hold it in any longer. I started off by declothing you in my mind, then we proceeded to kissing slowly moving down to each other's private areas. You were getting pretty heated at this point I don't know if you were thinking straight but you told me to hog tie you to the bed and punish you and you also said to grab the army men out of the game closet, needless to say I obliged. This is where it got a little weird. I asked you where you wanted it and you said," Blow in my belly button, trudge through it with the army men and act out the D-day invasion." Now I'm sitting here with my penis in hand curious to what that might be like. So if you're down to put our
own spin on this momentous historical event I can swing by Toys"R"Us on the way over. Are we going to pound this thing out or are you going to let my Womb Warriors die another meaningless death at the hands of my fap sock?

Hahaha Connor you are literally an Irish Gypsy not even memeing

They will when me and smithy and the lads are pinging at the same shitty gig they decided to go to because the bands we go to.

cotswoldoutdoor.com/craghoppers-mens-auberon-cagoule-a1114162
>tfw the navy one is now 20 quid less than I paid.
>you should be thinking about starting a family,
Already got a wife and the rest is on the cards.
More like 10 years as a cook mate.. not even a fucking chef after 10 years. Fuck my life.

Fucking hell, I love putting ketchup over my microwave spaghetti bolognese

Cant stand women having short hair tbqh
Should be forbidden

Nah, Amazon doesn't get along with PayPal for some reason. Might have something to do with eBay but I might be talking out my ass

your opening a whole can of worms here buddy! a can of worms labelled connor jefferies!

Sigurður Pétur Grímsson*

>shirt sticking out of the sweater
tears

did not read a single letter of this

>ass

foy

When did they introduce A* at A-Level?

I do.
I've done some divination in /brit/ a while back

I just haven't done Tarot readings lately because I've been lazy and depressed

>dark at 7:10

how is this pronounced? seeg-ur-dur?

Also in the end I understood and suddenly it became hilarious. It was 'Just a Minute'.

>tfw no gf that could defend you from all the bullies

Normies btfo

>$120 with tax and shipping
cba

Good job on finding a wife, is she white?

what a scene, off to the shops then

It's Sam Moules. Come Burger King at around 1 tomorrow and chat that shit and I'll re-arrange your face.

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to differentiate the runts and the runt drivers

trying to find myself

fingertips are going blue

help me lads

i'm not cold

why did she dip off

when you get a gf lol

I have a brown velvet feeling jacket which I wear over a turtleneck that looks good.

felt good watching this

runt shit got btfo

When, you fucking thick bog trotter.

this video is so hot
she's getting chased

imagine being that guy, you would always be the person who got his fucking head kicked in by a girl

hand hurts from giving people the finger

Reminder that an A* doesn't count if it isn't science or maths

got 15 minutes to get drunk as possible before going to some uni event

NEED to make friends
NEED to not fuck this up

John McDonagh here. Ill be at Burger King tomorrow to spectate and if any of you runts want to taste the back side of my boot then feel free to do so.

Of course.
>mixing my bloodline with dirty genetics.
No thanks mate.

>that feel

What do I say to this? Wanna say "that's gay" but don't wanna be un PC

Hmm. Fascinating...

*pulls out a small, well-worn leather notebook from top pocket labelled 'Runt Observations'*
*licks the tip of a pencil*
*begins to scribble some notes*

could never live that down

she just put some twat to sleep lad why would she be scared of a girl chasing her

i got battered by the school retard in year 10

didn't know if i could hit him back, went into to one of his spacker rages and beat me over the head with a chair

show us a pic x

Need a film.

Reply "FOY"

Just benched 100kg x5 lads. At 6ft and 85kg, that officially means I could destroy MacGregor in a fight right?

shut the fuck up you arrogant little student rodent, no one gives a shite you fucking little babby

My cousin on the left
a big roided guy was once paired with her for MMA practice. he scoffed at that thought, but ended up exclaiming "this is bollocks" and stormed off, when she beat him in wrasslin

she's 5'4 by the way

I think its alright to lose if he hit you with a fucking chair

I thought you Irish lads give them the ol' V-sign?

say "wow that's pretty gay dude lol"

Bah gawd!

odds I snoot a hooter of the ol' amphetamine sulphate up the nozzy

Around 2006

Fight and flight.

Women do that a lot when they get embarrassed or too much attention focuses on them negatively.

Any serious responses lads?

Awesome post. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

I once got hit by a guy called deaf barry.
Everyone laughed when I fell back, so I got up and battered him. Everyone refered to me as the guy who beat up a mungo. He was deaf, not a mungo.

she's uggo

he sort of fake threw it at me so i flinched, then the second time i thought he was taking the piss so i stood there with a smug look on my face and he launched it straight at my nose

remember falling to the ground and then i felt him bashing it on the back of my head

bit embarrassing haha

Burn the coal, pay the toll.

That's what I say. Am I right or what?

How do they even meet these girls? Is it on online chatrooms?

why doe she die her hair like a little slut? unless she dies her eyebrows like a humongous whore

ty m8s for mitchell and webb, quite hilarious mates

Ran out of potatoes, Mick?

a bit, yeah

but she would crunch you, leaf

i'll shit you out like yesterdays sausage you bog-trotting prick

Dropped my mouth fedora and now it won't charge.

Might just buy a 20 pack.

They did runt a levels and are going to do runt degrees at runt unis

This happened to me once. A mong hit me and everyone laughed, but I knew I couldn't hit him back or I'd be a mong-beater, so I just started swinging at all the cunts who were laughing.

I had nothing to do with its creation but you're welcome

yes, quite far to the right actually

> Patrick Paumen doesn’t have to worry about forgetting his keys and being locked out of his apartment. That is because he doesn’t need a key anymore—he simply unlocks the door with a wave of his hand.

>The 32-year-old IT expert from the Dutch city of Heerlen is one of a growing number of people with electronic implants under their skin, mostly to use as keys or for identification.

>There is no comprehensive data on how many people have RFID implants in their bodies, but retailers estimate the total is 30,000 to 50,000 people globally.

>Implanted tags have a demonstrated potential for use in travel. Andreas Sjöström, the head of digital solutions at Sogeti, a technology consulting unit of Capgemini Group, used an implanted tag loaded with information identifying him as a Scandinavian Airlines customer to board an SAS flight from Stockholm to Paris for the first time in December, and has since used the tag several times for SAS flights. The tag contains the same information some SAS passengers normally have on a sticker used for the same purpose, and is read by the same scanner the airline uses for those stickers.

>Skeptics point to ethical concerns that will have to be addressed before tag implants become more common. While there may be no issue with implanting a tag under the skin of consenting adults, things could become tricky if a person doesn’t want it or isn't in control of the tag’s content.

WE 1984 NOW

absolutely fucking runt tier retort, clearly very well original and well thought out..

Ran out of cornish pasties, Brit? Spastic...

Nice, you can see up her skirt at one point.

I saved some runt from the school retard in school once. Funny story actually, right after the milf substitute teacher took me into her office and sucked me off. She kept saying I was "a very brave boy"

Unironically listening to youtu.be/p-ZNXwWIHI0

i ought to slap your parents for failing to teach you manners

Lads

If you think about it, aren't most dishes just sandwiches without the bread??

I can bench 120KG 5x5 and actually know how to fight. Please pipe down, your not impressing anyone with sending threats on a mongolian basket weaving anonymous forum. Your a spasticated cunt.

Damn

someone jay this post

THE HAIR OR THE EYEBROWS YOU THIN HAIRED CHIN MAN TELL ME

how true do you think it is? sometimes i think it's just based on coincidences and basically common sense and gut feeling. i can safely say that while i've had some relevant readings, i dont think ive ever had anything "come true" so to speak

This threads been pretty funny lads

Why can't they always be this comfy?

Right lads, who shall I beat first?

Think I might be an alcoholic lads, I've gotten drunk every day since mid-March.

this one gets the neurons firing

>cheggy
fuck off

browsing pinterest

new

The girl chasing her looked uncoordinated as fuck.
She would've trashed her even worse.

black Karl pilkington?

You're just a degen

its so sinister
first push early adopters to accept it, they are pampered and their lives made super easy so they tell everyone else how great it is.

then eventually make it mandatory like a birth certificate or any other official documentation. they will say "oh you can have all this info in the palm of your hand!" but then you will be their cattle.

alri mum, dont forget to pin something nice for din din

imagine her doing it to your bollocks

>I saved some runt from the school retard in school once. Funny story actually, right after the milf substitute teacher took me into her office and sucked me off. She kept saying I was "a very brave boy"

>it's an angry spudnigger retard episode

Do kids play Conkers anymore?

didnt we just have a discussion about not making news too early? useless sack of shite

Sorry Sanjeet lad, what do they call them in your country?

I'm 5'10, 65kg and can bench 60kg 5x5.
However, despite being a weak lifter I can fight pretty damn well so how about you all stop flexing and pretending lifting weights will make you a hard cunt.

I'm literally 6"6 100kg I could fucking snap you it's not even funny

Thank you hungry skeleton

>Mjolnir

Does she know Conor McGregor ;p haha xD