Jesus can change your life

By simply going to church, you will meet more good women with good morals than you ever will on a dating app.

Christianity is non-Finnish.

t. Devil worshipper

I'm not a part of any religion, because I don't want them having that 1% of my paycheck. Also I don't believe in a god.

>Evangelists

Jesus here, fuck you and stop following me around, I had enough!!!

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You have to leave the house at some point Jorge

That's right. In the first edition of the Finnish language Bible the Swedish clergy deliberately chose to translate the word for devil as the Finnish chief sky god.

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WE

WAS

SKY

When are you leaving?

GODS

People go to churches because they feel guilty of whatever sins they are doing.
The "I'M RELIGIOUS LOOK AT ME" folks are always the most degenerate.

>That's right.

DAS RITE

where was Jesus when the huelocaust happened ???

You already replied to it.

They lost because they were only 17% Jesus.

Neymar 100% Jesus was not playing..

Injured

No, the women are a bunch of emotional wrecks.
>Wymyn comes to church b/c her husband beats her
>husband follows b/c that's his bitch
>he quits the alcohol and marijuana
>stay in church for about a year
>stop showing up
>repeat
Unless I found a wymyn with a rich family/father, I'd rather find one that isn't a basic bitch.

Ummati qad laaha fajrun farqubin nashral mubiin
Dawlatul Islami qamaat bi dima-ish shaadiqiin
Ummati qad laaha fajrun farqubin nashral mubiin
Dawlatul Islami qamaat bi dima-ish shaadiqiin

Dawlatul Islami qamaat bi jihadil muttaqiin
Qaddamul arwaha haqqaa bi tsabatin wa yaqiin
Dawlatul Islami qamaat bi jihadil muttaqiin
Qaddamul arwaha haqqaa bi tsabatin wa yaqiin
Li yuqamaddina fihaa syar'u rabbil 'alamiin

Ummati fastabsyiri laa tay asin nasrul qariib
Dawlatul Islami qamaat wa badal 'izzul mahiib
Ummati fastabsyiri laa tay asin nasrul qariib
Dawlatul Islami qamaat wa badal 'izzul mahiib

Asyraqat tarsumu majda wantaha 'ahdul ghuruub
Bi rijaalin aw fiya in laa yahabunal huruub
Asyraqat tarsumu majda wantaha 'ahdul ghuruub
Bi rijaalin aw fiya in laa yahabunal huruub
Shaaghu majdi khalidil laa laysa yafna aw yaghiib

Ummati ALLAHU mawlaana fajuudi bid dimaa'
Lan ya'udan nashru illaa bi dimaa-isy syuhadaa'
Ummati ALLAHU mawlaana fajuudi bid dimaa'
Lan ya'udan nashru illaa bi dimaa-isy syuhadaa'

Man madhaw yarjuna mawlaa hum bi daaril ambiyaa'
Qaddamul arwaha LILLAAHI wa liddiina fidaa'
Man madhaw yarjuna mawlaa hum bi daaril ambiyaa'
Qaddamul arwaha LILLAAHI wa liddiina fidaa'
Ahlu badzlin wa 'athayaa ahlu judin wa ibaa'

Ummati fastabsyiri qad asyraqat syamsush shumuud
Walaqad sirna jumu'an li rubal majdit taliid
Ummati fastabsyiri qad asyraqat syamsush shumuud
Walaqad sirna jumu'an li rubal majdit taliid

Linu'idan nur wal iimaana wal 'izzal majiid
Bi rijaalin thalaqud dunyaa wa fazubil khuluud
Linu'idan nur wal iimaana wal 'izzal majiid
Bi rijaalin thalaqud dunyaa wa fazubil khuluud
Wa a 'adu ummatil amjaada wan nashral akiid

Ummati qad laaha fajrun farqubin nashral mubiin
Dawlatul Islami qamaat bi dima-ish shaadiqiin
Ummati qad laaha fajrun farqubin nashral mubiin
Dawlatul Islami qamaat bi dima-ish shaadiqiin
Ummati qad laaha fajrun farqubin nashral mubiin

This
Neymar himself is a perfect example.