Stereotypes that are true for you

I actually am overweight (163 lbs, 5'8").

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I'm actually an immigrant

I'm blonde and have green eyes and I have social anxiety and depression and I drink alcohol often.

I have dark hair and have green eyes and I have social anxiety and depression and I don't drink alcohol often.

I think I'm kinda sissy

I'm an intelligent, funny, and charming Chad

there are none.
i'm quite extroverted, shorter than average nordic, not depressed, don't drink alcohol and i also don't have any mongoloid traits

im 190 cm
im quite introverted

Half my family is in the UK.

I actually like playing checkers. that's the only Algerian stereotype i fit in I think.

I smoke weed, ride a bike every day and live 6 meters below sea level.

I guess i qualify as a Dutchman

I'm over 6', blond, blue eyed and most people in my family dislike non-Germanic races

I'm quite fat, loud, and the entirety of my father's side of the family are Mexican immigrants (mostly not strictly legal)

I'm russian and I'm a gloomy drunker.

My name is Mehmet and I look like greek -slav-arab mix
I also have several cousins in germany and france

i am algérian

i am hairy xd

bastard

Proofs?

I,m actually mexican

>(163 lbs, 5'8").
That isn't even overweight. You are dumb.

(not him)

The french flag.

xd

I'm a coward

Just one hour ago I was about to get the last baguette in the grocery store when a fucking mime came from nowhere and grabbed it. This was the first time I saw an actual mime in years.

normal weight for 5'8 manlet is around 120-135lbs

French af

I'm really submissive.

I like bigos, I can plumb my own toilet, I can drink about a litre of vodka on a party that lasts at least 5 hours and live to tell about. Also I'm xenophobic and patriotic.

>I have hunted moose
>I play hockey
>I am irrelevant
>I often wear plaid
>I have worked as a fur trapper
>I speak English and shitty French
>I prefer colder weather to the hot season
>I really like maple syrup on almost everything, popcorn, sweets, coffee, meats, pastries, crêpes, etc, all improved with maple
>I am both polite and apologetic to a fault
>I live deep innawoods far from civilisation
>even though I don't smoke weed, I 100% support decriminalisation

Quand j'ai échapper au service militaire

BMI was developed by a Belgian and by that metric, he's considered "normal". Eat shit bud. What you suggest on the lower end is considered "underweight".

I'm smug and proud af

pls be mine

I'm lazy and hairy

I haven't been to the dentist in years, mostly out of lazyness desu.

I have yellow, irregular teeth; I hold people who freely express their emotions in disdain; 20c is too hot for me; My first topic of discussion is the weather and how expensive things are.

>échapper au service militaire

All of my furniture is from IKEA

I want to be you

I am master race.

>What you suggest on the lower end is considered "underweight".
Now you're just trolling m8. I'm 5'9 manlet too and weight about 125lbs and i don't look like skeleton.
No wonder your country is filled with fat fucks

I don't know any American stereotypes

C'est très french pêh

Disguising extreme and merciless snobbery with veneer of stiff politeness.
sames

I have family in USA.

C'est décevant !

I live with my mother, have no job and eat pasta almost every day.

BMI is an inexact science, but you are still considered "underweight". I'm not saying that being "overweight" is better, but being potentially malnourished is nothing to be proud of.

I'm cute :3

I'm incredibly snobbish and would openly look down on most of you if I met you for incredibly petty reasons

That is sickly skinny unless your a woman.
I'm about 1,76m/5'10" and 75kg/165lbs and I'm a skinny guy.

My brother is 5'7"/1,70m and 120lbs/54kg and he looks like a terminal cancer patient nearing the end. Celiac disease did it to him.

My teeth are a bit yellow, I'm phlegmatic and my house is tiny.

I am a lazy overweight manlet and love eating tacos and beans

I am quite shy around new people even by Finnish standards.

Have you ever had refried beans? I had never heard of them but someone made me tacos with refried beans recently, they look like dog food but are really good.

I cant afford nothing people only give jobs to friends or to friends of friends and the only way i aquire resources is by stealing them

>tfw too obscure to have stereotypes

i don't even understand my own language

I'm 5'7 and 115lbs :(

i'm not fat, but i like fast food better than fine cuisine

175/62 here and i still have manboobs and potbelly

Have you ever been murdered by Brazilians?

>tfw brown eyes and black hair

At least I'm /fit/

I'm fat. 200lbs and 6'0.

I smoke and I'm alcoholic

I have a temper, i own an AK, as well as a family sword

That's really not that bad of a spread. I'm 200lbs, and 6'2". If you have a good bit of flab just work out, and more often than not you will actually be gaining weight, and losing fat.

i'm lazy

wew

How is that possible? I'm not scrawny or anything, but I'm certainly not fat either, maybe "skinnyfat" but definitely no moobs or potbelly

>I rarely brush my teeth and my breath fucking stinks
>I get completely fucked out my face on drink and drugs every Friday night and end up fighting on the dancefloor
>I purposefully like to fuck shit up when I go on holiday and embrace the British tourists meme
>I fucking hate polish scum

Manchester or thereabouts?

:3

Birmingham
Not a paki but I guess you could add surrounded by pakis as another stereotype

I smoke a lot of weed and im very blunt
(but im an immigrant)

Of course. You need those to make bean burritos.

DELET THIS

I chug beer by litres.

...

It was exhaustation/disease/starvation that did the job desu.

i ride on horse to school

Here tacos and burritos are exactly the same thing, except burritos are rolled in a large tortilla and tacos are folded in a small one
Delicious though, but I doubt they are authentic. The only Mexican food is Old El Paso brand in the international aisle, I assume it's Texmex.

Most of the time a burrito/taco is minced meat, seasoning with cumin, lettuce, tomato, sour cream, onion, maybe a pepper, and now delicious refried beans, on a flour tortilla or crispy premade corn tortilla.

We're actually emotionless in public;
we think -5C is warm;
We dislike gays and feminists;
And yes, we eat ice cream in winter.

There is a family here called the Johnsons who live on the old McIntyre homestead, their son Bradley is sometimes dropped off at school via horse and carriage.

On the subject, I have fished on a century old schooner sail boat because you get an extra month in the season if you do. A few families still take advantage of this.

>i eat pasta erryday
>i live with my parents
>i am a manlet
>i look jewish

175/62

I have 2 bear pelts on floor

pls post Frankish feet

Nice

...

All you need is workout mate

>2m
>blond
>blue eyes
>degenerate fetishes

Haha,oh man all you need is to be a neo-nazi to be the full steriotype of germany-desu

>mixed race
>promiscuous
>extrovert
>I like samba and carnival

I actually consume excessive amounts of alcohol and I have been addicted to fentanyl

Cool! What country are you from?

I eat pasta and bread every day, pizza once a week.
I drink red wine every day.
No job.
Live with my family.
Love my mom.
Never been without a girlfriend since I was 11.
Hate my country.
Hate when people talk shit about my country.

No Frankish feet pics I have got

;w;

>France
>Frankish

Haha

Btw, you would be considered skinny in the Anglosphere, those aren't real moobs, nor is that in any way a potbelly.

If this is fat in Finland you need to spend less time in a sauna and more time in the kitchen and gym

;_;

shut it i'm dumb and drunk
lifes hard

>Netherlands
>Frankish

I am a vampire

>t. Charlemagne, fils d'Allemagne.

>tfw dumb but not because of alcohol

>no job
>live with parents
how do you get girlfriends pls teach

Proof it fag!

I'm literally 550 pounds, am NEET at 26, and live in a basement.

i'm not sure if that is fat here or not, but most of my friends/classmates are way skinnier than me for sure.
call me crazy if you want to, but i'm actually cutting atm and still trying to do some basic workout. also i re-checked my weight and i'm actually 60,5kg without clothes

I genuinely believe that more than a reasonable share of Australians are ill-educated cunts

I dislike the USA

I try to avoid uptight people

Somewhat racist

Italy is all about social circles.
You must get friends in middle school and keep them for life.
If you don't get friends in middle school it becomes pretty difficult because you'll forever be the outsider.
So yeah.
Get friends, keep them, get acquainted with girls, introduce them to your friends, let your friends introduce girls to you and so on.
Italy is a strange place like that.
Pretty boring if you ask me but my English is absolutely terrible and I can't emigrate.

How is 163 at 5'8" considered overweight?

Lmfao that made me laugh out loud.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GET TO 220 FUCKING KILOGRAMS HOLY SHIT, I'M 70 KG x 180 CM AND I'M CURRENTLY CUTTING.

maybe if you're skin and bones.

If you have any sort of muscle mass you will be over 145lbs at 5'8"....

BMI is almost 25.

well I'd better just kill myself right away then, no time to waste

That's not fat anywhere on earth except maybe Africa.
Not crazy to workout though, just eat reasonably and works out a bit, then your body will naturally take its healthiest form.

Don't mistake "cutting" for toning though. Neither of us needs to try and cut any significant amount of weight, though both of us could stand to tone up a bit.
Still, we are a healthier size than the majority of men in the west.

Also, stop hanging out with graveyard skeletons, they will put a pagan curse on you someday.

But do you consider yourself the best Anglo British colony, do you know the all blacks dance, and do you drink horse semen?

>550 pounds
HOW

Peut-être en France la situation est différente.

I wouldn't know I'm a handholdless virgin

>I don't like both muslimes and jews
>I'm a catholic
>I can plumb toilet
:-(

Not different in France, c'est même chose
I assume you live in a relatively rural area? In cities it's easy to make friends as an adult and to meet new fuckable women. In the country one needs to form these bonds of friendship early, then your circle expands, also rural girls are much less interested in your income or who you live with and more intetested in how well you can seduce them.

>But do you consider yourself the best Anglo British colony

That's probably reserved for Hong Kong if we consider the sheer turnaround from what it was to what British intervention created.

Most kiwis have a strong affinity with Canadians (personally I fucking hate your country and everything associated with its identity, but that's just me). Not sure whether this has to do with the fact that both countries take the backseat to two really embarrassing dipshit countries or whether it's the connection with nature...

smaller bone frame. plus muscle weighs more.
funny trivia mma fighters of the same height from sweden weigh more then finnish fighters

I am tall and light skinned with blue eyes and poo in the loo.

>I use a lot of obscenities as structural elements for my phrases
>I've successfully dodged the draft
>I can survive on nothing but buckwheat

My dick is very big

I say mamma mia a lot, I eat pasta everyday and I use gestures

my teeth are TERRIBLE

oh and I'm an alcoholic who only speaks english and voted for brexit, lol.

goddamnit this is so fucking true

but I was too intelligent to be friend with my low iq classmates. It's the bane of us, englightened men.

Scot/kike mix. I'm very frugal.

I drink a lot of wine

Use bike to get anywhere and everywhere
own 3 bikes
6'0
Complain about every kind of weather
Direct
Blue eyes
Stingy
Speak English almost as often as I speak Dutch
Consume a lot of diary products

(((SCOTS)))

That's pretty easy, fat is really light, much lighter than muscle

an exceptionally large majority of my posts are shitposts

I like sleeping

I live in the woods and use a wood stove to heat my house in the winter.

I make my own maple syrup.

I wore flannel and had a beard before "lumbersexual" was a thing.

I love hockey and snowmobiling.

I have a funny accent and say "eh," "buds," and "sorry" a lot.

I own guns but support some gun control.

My dad is Scottish and my Mum is French (Franco Ontarian, not a Quebecer).

I admire a lot of things about the USA and even have an American flag but I thank God I don't have to live in that crazy shithole.

I'm a little taller than that and around 200 lbs.

I am a little flabby, but it's mostly that I have huge legs.

I'm mixed, slutty and my ass is fat.
You sound hot.
eh nois nego

WE

I don't have a golden Lamborghini

We were definitely Frankish and poo.

embrace it, my beta fried. being beta is awesome.

Quebec?

porn tier dick
I eat paprika every day

sorry to break it to you

you're not a skinny guy at 5'10 and 165lb

you should probably hack the excess off with a meat cleaver then kill yourself

I'm a bastard

literally me + nihilistic sense of humor

I'm fat, pale, have dark hair and eyes, and am hairy.
I eat a lot of cheese and drink a lot of alcohol.
I'm also really into gay furry porn.

I also have a literal neck bear.

hard to tell
don't know Czech stereotypes really

from what I've learned from Cred Forums
>everyone has done public porn
we took some pics and vids with my gf of messing around in nature, parks, back alleys and what not but never posted it anywhere but that's normal couple stuff
some friends spotted themselves in background of some actual public porn vids
>every girl is porn actress
some friends were hired as porn extras
>beer drinkers
beer is better than in most countries but there are better drinks for me
>I should think that I'm germanic
don't give a shit about Cred Forums stuff
>supporting Israel
of course
>I should think that we are Central Europe
we are
when I've seen how different we are from most of the rest of the eastern Europe it makes sense to use Central Europe as a term for "not western but not eastern"
geographically of course
>Czechs are posters with highest normie rate
I am normie
but that stereotype might just come from the fact that virgins above 20 are as rare as unicorns here, we party a lot and getting a job is only slighly harder than getting a gf

are there more stereotypes?

i know how to make device for homemade alcohol
I know how to survive in the woods
i love potatoes

My erect thing is about 6cm, It's fucking real as hoping to suicide.
Just sorry being i born.

I had a character in an MMO with BR in it's name.

do you shit in the street?

I eat dog cuisine by periods, mostly spice kimchi dog meat soup or dog meat coq au vin, once a week. As a result i'm 6'3 and some muscular (no woring out).
And i had many facial plastic surgeries, maybe i paid it on close about 47000$.

>I actually am overweight (163 lbs, 5'8").

I actually have no idea what this means. What's it in normal people units?

do/did you go to a private high school?

I'm a chicANO

...

The only stereotype I know from the Cezch is women being in porn and men being mercenaries

why are you cutting?

I'm 78kg 182cm and I'm not particularly attractive or in shape but I'm not overweight and ultimately not really bothered by my weight

lol

feels bad man

stop hitting on the Canadian
are you the br "bear poster"?

I really really like bananas

They are just so practical and delicious

I'm going to be bald soon. 24 yo

t. Polish

I drink a couple of litres of shit tier tea a day

I actually am butthurt most of the time and when people ask me how was my day I tell them about all the bad things that happened to me on that day

no it's not nerd

All the stereotypes here are just Chad tier, I'm probably furthest from that

Unless drinking heavily counts, if so then that applies to me

In all seriousness I'm probably one of the most atypical aussies you'll ever meet. I can't think of a single thing

I'm actually a commie (although that's not true for 99% of russkies)

I am the greatest

Only if you exclude people over 40

Severely underrated

reee communism doesn't work

malet
bad teeth
ugly

Unemployed
I take a siesta at least 4-5 days per week

they're just nostalgic about soviet times
sure

m8 you're country crashed hard because of it

I eat a lot of roast meats and other english food, I hate the heat, I speak both half in a really country accent and half in an rp accent, Im really pale, my teeth are midly yellow, I have green eyes, I love alcohol especially ales, I hate foreigners, I hate america, I hate mainland europe, I hate muslims, I hate jews, I am somewhat overweight, I can only speak english, I voted ukip, I voted leave

can't surf
can't tan
haven't been physically abused by an emu

What else is there?

i am actually blonde, tall, handsome and alpha

>you're country crashed hard because of it
so many times I've heard that so I even dont want to explain why it's not true again

>Unempoyment percentatege of young geneeration
>50% of higher
the fuck? I don't give a fuck about Spain. however this is fucked up too much. a country not investing younger people for the future is just like suicide.

>1000's of people try to hop Berlin wall
>Works fine though

>alpha
>visit Cred Forums
doubt it desu

I'm not good at English.
I love tea,rice and manga.
I'm a shy person.

Can we be friends?

Every foreign language I ever try to speak I butcher
>and it makes me cry

I eat fast food daily.

>I love tea
>I'm a shy person.
LONDON

>I'm not good at English.
>I love tea,rice and manga.
>I'm a shy person.

C H I C H E S T E R

>I have eaten dog

I actually do shitpost

In my experience travelling I find inner city Australians to be above average intelligence, especially when compared to londoners. Perhaps not germans.

Why you even shouldn't? English is overrated, French 100x better.

Also anglos used nuclear bombs against your nation.

You shouldn't learn English at all

>French 100x better.

hon out loud

I hate commies, but honestly, the northern one is better. Sorry, but it's true.

me too

(hotdogs)

I actually do eat alot.

It is.

French is Latin 2.0 and sounds awesome.

I even don't listen a lot music in English. Only 5-10% in it, honestly.

Our quality of life pales in comparison to theirs
youtube.com/watch?v=0RlgyQ9EDCQ

I'm overweight, I love burgers, and I'm excessively patriotic.

Bullshit.

They are cucked by feminism, cucked by beauty standarts, by their bosses and etc. They are going into alchogolism.

North Korea SERIOUSLY looks better in my opinion.

What do you typically listen to?

oh fugg i was just being baited earlier

I'm a short, skinny, pale, and kissless virgin beta.

Polish and French hip-hop, pop, rock.

In English I listen to Mr.Kitty and the other synthpop bands, and rock/metal bands. Placebo is one of my favorite. Architects, Slipknot too.

Also I like rare languages, for example, the possible national language of Vladimir Putin

youtu.be/i-Xz8zCC0yk

I'm not funny, just rude and enjoy shitposting.

>Slipknot too.

comment disregarded

dont judge him hard maybe he's 16yo

uh huh

My favorite music is polish, I listen it everyday, seriously, because it's my possible national language, and it's so beautiful, it sounds like an ancient and brutal Russian

24.
I'm not listening it now, because I'm going hard into polish hip hop, but Slipknot has a great songs

Also I even didn't understand what he meant

i'm mesican

THIS

I frequently get mistaken for a chink whenever I travel

Why do so many Russians love French?

C'est une langue comme les autres pêh.

>Half Irish
>Auburn hair and pale skin
>Wont shut up about my heritage and constantly shitposting in IRA/British threads
>Randomly use gaelic phrases for no reason

i love white cock
but then again i love all cocks

Do you have a cock?

I come from a narco family

I sit when I pee, I just find it more convenient.

300lbs 6'1 1/2"
I like bacon cheeseburgers
I'm terrible with money

I drink too much, I own firearms and knives, I've overdosed on memes.

> Live in London
> Be black

I is immigrant

I`m actually a communist.

I'm not very bright.

I have cum in my pants while hearing the star spangled banner

Must be in Canada on holiday huh

Sure, why not

several friends have ties with narco groups, I'm unironically catholic, I have 15 uncles and aunts, I have bribed the police like 5 times, I only drink cheap national beer or Tequila.

I got hopsitalised after getting bitten by a poisonous snake whilst trying to catch it.

How about the stereotype that a certain ethnic group from the middle east controls a lot of the banks, newspapers, TV stations, book publishers, etc.? If you don't believe me, just look at the people on this list:

thezog.info/list-summaries/

Also, if you want to know how the people on this list got to be where they are, start reading at page 12 in this book:

jrbooksonline.com/PDF_Books/jewishsupremacism.pdf

I still live with my mother

Would you like to brown my banana?

I am short (5'7'') and I eat cheese everyday.

I actually have phimosis

I'm Native American and my family has a long history of being fucked over by drunk Indians.

I'm poor
I'm borderline alcoholic
I'm kinda intelligent
I don't like westerners and imigrants

I'm skinny, quiet and now what the fuck is going on in the world.

But i do have irish ancestry. I guess that's more of a Cred Forums meme than a stereotype.

wtf me too

>and know what the fuck is going on in the world.
Nah dude, you're not American.

Cool, is Veps how well known in Russia?

pretty much the except the sward

I love rye bread and coffee and I'm shy

I got a folder called "autism" that only contains images like pic related
I also collect gore
I used to dig tunnels in sand, in kindergarten I tried to dig out the climbing rack and was disappointed when I hit concrete
I like beer and I can drink a lot
I vote green and I am not patriotic
I am married to my workplace

I really want to try sucking cock

>alpha

from my experience of swedish guys, that's not true at all

This is as true in Norway as it is in Finland.

Go on..

Pretty sure that is normal everywhere. At least it is here.

I have family in the USA

Also my father owns a machete

Also I'm addicted to pupusas

Yeah it's the same here in spicland, I mean, what's the point of sitting by the side of a stranger when you could sit on a completely empty seat??

This.

I don't like how Scandinavians and Finn's like to play this >hurr durr we are Les turbo autistes meme, yet most scandis I know are turbo normies.

i apologize all the time.

Y-yeah, we aren't sh-shy or autistic, w-we just like silence a-and personal s-space.... W-we are tu-tu-turbonormies j-just like e-everyone else!

I actually miss gaddafi

I'm not actually white :^)

What did he even do, aside from corruption, to get ousted?

shut the fuck up finish retard.

rape
taking property from libyan business men
various other crimes
abu saleem massacre
abducting kids from schools
even more rape
too many to write
but what triggered it all is him imprisoning a human rights activist here in 2011

Back to Somalia with you.

I am officially jealous.

thats the alascians making up for short french dicks

>I'm rich but i don't own any expensive or flashy things because i believe in the law of jante and i try not to be a show off.
>im generaly a quiet guy
>My entire family are either fishermen/sailors or working in the oil industry
>I like lutefisk
>I like to spend my free time at my cabbin up in the mountains chopping wood or fixing shit.
>I own three sweaters like the one in the pic and i always wear them when im out innawoods or at the cabbin. they are comfy

why?

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Here in Germany, we gladly sit down to strangers and spark conversations
Its completely normal

Southern germany?

No we don't

An italian girl told me I was 100% french no doubt about it
Idk what to think anymore

I hate Chileans and look down upon inferior races

I DON'T EAT FUCKING DOG MEAT AND RICE CUISINE AND PEPSI COLA

in that case i won't be coming to your country then. fuck small talk and leave me alone

I have lived in Bayern, NRW and Brandenburg and it happened everywhere

Refugee?

Also, only weirdos begin conversations with strangers on the bus

Thanks, so he got what he deserved

fuk u

Fuck off back to your own country

Wow!

I am very arrogant.

>100% concentrated autism
>gore
>dug tunnels in ground as a child
>drinks a lot of beer
>votes for liberal cancer
>doesn't care about his country
>married to workplace
>A faggot

You're the most stereotypical German man alive. Kill yourself.

>Germanic world wonder strikes again

The only f-ed up part is the fact that he sat on the toilet for 5 HOURS

I'm gay :3

>Manlet
>Kinda look like an arab
>Unemployed
>I do siesta

wat

honestly i have fapped to 2D girls at least for 8 years.
3D fucking disgusting

>I'm about 1,76m/5'10" and 75kg/165lbs and I'm a skinny guy.
You're a normal weight, slightly closer to overweight than underweight.

Alsacians have allemanic blood like the swiss thus they must have the same penis size. In fact if we separate the bretons, corsican, basques, and alsatians who are lowering our average, our dick size must be around 17-18cm.

>i do not drink my brains out every weekend, in fact i'm rarely drunk. I also dislike being around drunk people (except certain individuals who turn hilarious)

I smoke and im poor, i used to drink exclusively vodka but now i drink abit of beer here and there too.

Take pics pls. Is the Sword an old family heirloom?

same here t.b.h

Being alpha is not a steriotype about us tho. If anything we're known for being "emotinally cold" or something like that, a category I fit rather well desu.

I do the same but that's not really a steriotype about us, it's just something Cred Forumsfags say when they try to humiliate us.

What do you do for a living? Also those images, are they all descriptions of various mechanical components or what?

Im pretty sure the stereotype for sweeds right now is being a cuck t b h .

Put your dick in her mouth to give her thoughts

The meme steriotype online yeah, I'm talking about steriotypes normal people have.

I have wide hips and I say "wea" a lot.

I'm lazy, irresponsible and melancholic

Is this you?

youtube.com/watch?v=n_r06TGDxYo

post pics of hips

I just sharted on myself and there's nothing any of you can do about it.