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I'm gay
lets see how long this lasts
janny?
Arthur is British?
I genuinely bought that single with the intention of listening to it for enjoyment.
I didn't mean that's an actual option you mop
>you say that like you don't actually have a driveway to park your car on
I am paid to post here. Ask me how
Ah yes... *does a quick check for the presence of the caretaker*
British Culture... *sighs in relief*...
where?
...
enlighten yourselves
youtube.com
*growls*
doing a poo
Ah yes, Arthur is the quintessential British cartoon. They're deep in the West Country, which is why their accents sound American. Same with the Simpsons.
How?
>6 k.b.
it's a secret
did pippa middleton's nudes get leaked or am I being trolled
>janny deleting off topic gook shit on sight
Would buy him a pint/10
why does the man post the gore
it doesn't annoy anyone really
>Jeremy Corbyn planning 'a lot of changes'
bbc.co.uk
Why did he mean by this?
Only her bf
...
>Berkshire
>Royal county of Berks
Jesus fucking christ
I want to strangle and beat those stupid Kardashian sister whores to death including their stupid mentally ill fucking father
have any of you actually tried to watch that shit? i cannot comprehend what kind of a fucking person actually wants to listen to these whiny voiced sluts and their fake hollywood problems.
The average womans mind must be that of a fucking golden retriever, fucking hell you would have to be one STUPID bastard to watch that SHITE!
>The second was a 19 year old(!) I've seen before. Last time it was really hard to get him to finish, and he wasn't that 'into' actual penetration. Anyway, I probed him - he's incredibly shy - and ended up sitting on his face, whipping his balls and ruining his orgasm. He came buckets and keeps texting me, thanking me profusely! I just hope he eventually comes to terms with his fetishes and stops referring to himself as "weird" ::) I felt soooo much job satisfaction!
not sure i'll ever deadlift 500lbs desu
Yoga 710 lad? You here?
I found the secret to immortality. Ask me what it is.
Utterly based
Thank you Janny, if you're reading this we genuinely appreciate you
posted that half-man-half-woodchipper pic in a whatsapp group of all my mates and one of them said to not post stuff like that any more.
stupid freedom hating censor baby.
Ah
>The average womans mind must be that of a fucking golden retriever
thanks captain Obvious of the no shit brigade
give me a (you)
artofmanliness
>half-man-half-woodchipper
what's this?
Anyone watching the X Factor? She's my favourite this year ;)
Ah yes, British cartoons
can't believe 2015 was 18 years ago
stupid cocky slag
if I could delete ITV off my telly, I would
>CN
>british
sounds pretty niiice desu
xxxx
would still shag katie price tbf
got the doc martens on lads
winter is coming :p
fesh n cheps
...
her magic trick?
revealing she has a penis in front of all judges and spectators.
First wank I ever had was to a print out of a Katie Price picture. She is laying on her back on snow with snow covering her puss and tits. tbf it was a great picture. Would still wank over it today
Has anybody else redpilled their younger siblings?
>Showing my 10 year old sister pretty European cities on Google Images
>Looking at pictures of Prague, Vienna, Lausanne
>Then I show her some shitholes in Morocco and Thailand
>Explain to her that European cities are "clean and nice"
>Outside of Europe is "rubbish, polluted and full of crime"
>... but BIG European cities like Paris are also dirty and unsafe nowadays
>She wholeheartedly agrees
Ahhhh yes...
bender
Melaninated people were the first species in the entire world to spring up HIGH Civilizations! I mean, if you read, you will see that Melaninated people were the most famously and successful explorers of the entire world. We traded and lived off the continent in every part of the world and peace was the order of the day! In fact, it was US Africans leaving the continent that produced so many beautiful Cultures in the world............
Thats a hilarious image and i can really see where your coming from with this one!
test
Would shag near enough anything
Post it
>your
You say that like it's a bad thing
The creator is French British lives in LONDON
Didn't happen but I'm sure that's what you would like to do and it is no different than lefty parents forcing their kids to follow suit 2bh
>Anyone watching the X Factor?
The runt den is that way
christ I can remember that pic
same here
No. Google it
me haha
you better stop hounding me for my grammar boy
no I wasn't. I don't know how 'twas picked up that way.
where did house spiders live before houses existed?
>Young Asian lad, about 20, lied on the phone and said he was white. Thick as shyte and TOTALLY clueless. Rough, uncouth and stroppy. Very nearly lost my temper and had to keep telling him off. Grrrr.
Paddy SMASH!
Vienna ain't that pretty I'm afraid. Lots of African perverts and drug pushers hanging around at night.
Haha knew you were lying. I bet the pic doesn't even exist
I too remember wanking over her as a teen lad. Must have been 2008. Was still in my softcore stage then.
where did you live before stainless steel runt compression cages existed?
the mind boggles
First ever wank
*makes you a sandwich*
*gives it to you*
*kisses you on the forehead*
hope you like it la X
>this guy going through all the proxies he can find to keep posting the same gore picture
what's his story
lmao
For people getting paid to essentially act like a human sock they're very disparaging of their clients 2bh
People like you are disgusting.
My first ever wank was to an alexis texas video, can't remember which one
WEWEEEEEE
I want to agree with this post 2bh
But nowadays I think kids/teenagers NEED to be shown the rights view at the same time as even if the parents dont hamfist lefty views down kids throats, teachers will
why are you such a massive wuss, does the implication of physical altercation even in a joking manner make you feel unsafe over the fucking internet?
grow up you twat, sick of hearing your shit constantly
...
>being baited into googling it for me
puppet on a string :)
I find it difficult to walk with suitcases, am I retarded?
what an unsatisfying webm
That is literally the same reasoning they use for forcing their kids to become commies lad
"If I don't show them the way then they'll be misguided by strangers"
Literally happened and there's nothing wrong with showing them what the world looks like
Why would you lie about wanking over a photo on the internet?
>be Canadian
>get fined
Paddy angry, Paddy must SMASH! Why you no want to smash like Paddy??
Stunted
Brained
Irish
Nah, I deffo disagree with the prev user's false story but I believe that people should be shown both sides.
>yanks
NEED a Katie Price gf
Are cigars healthier to smoke than cigarettes?
It's indeed a matter of pride... our connection from our Melanin rich pineal to Melanin rich universe is definitely the key that connects US "black people" to nature and to Life itself! Melanin has always been a way to strengthen our species and ensure our next ascension! Therefore Melanin has since time beginning always been a threat to white society. You have tried for years to create it artificially in you (tanning, pop pills, have plastic surgery etc.) but we "black people" are the chosen Ones! Therefore, your hate, lies, and indignation. If not what it is?
just realised that i've got drunk and cried for the past 13 maybe 14 nights
haha lads
post Katie's sex tape
You don't inhale cigars, they just wreck your teeth and mouth
well you don't inhale them
but they'll still ruin your teeth
Mouth cancer instead of lung cancer
doing a fart
alright mate, your a sad wee man
>your
What has you down mate?
Heh, similar story
>Looking at British Universities with younger sister
>Look at Oxford and Cambridge, ahh yes, very nice
>Search up some runt Uni like Warwick
>"Why is everything pointy and new? Why don't they build them like pretty castles anymore?"
Excellent
is this more to your taste?
Alright Paddy no smash today, Paddy just try to be condescending
Paddy smash another day
Really bored lads. Need a new site to browse
>your
dosing off
can;t hide from my problems for much longer lads
>Lovley guy, very new to sex. Not sure if virgin. Eager to learn & very sweet. Sex the entire booking with encouragement from me on how to go about it (he told me he wanted complete guidance so we tried everything).
>He was buff as f*ck so not sure where his lack of confidence comes other than lack of experience. But he was lovley so a happy day :) Nice after a lack of bookings yesterday.
me
this
looks fucking grim
>You don't inhale cigars,
tired of numales shitting up my thread
Any tips for luring out spiders.
Just tried catching a big one but it ran under my couch. Tried moving the couch but it's in too deep.
...
then stay there then you useless cunts
did my first wanks to the diva pics in wwe magazines 2bh
also those little phone ads you got in the backs of gaming mags
tell me, why do you hate Irish people? I imagine you are genuinely mentally ill as the only thing you ever post here is "stunted brained irish" and its pretty sad
Why do you think this you sadcase?
play him a nice tune
spiders like trap or nordic folk
whats the fucking point lads
qt snapchatted me a video of her, as in not on her story but sent to me.
why did she do this
Can imagine 11 year old me feeling a rush of adrenaline just looking at that picture and probably having a mad quickie to it
Nowadays I can't get off to non-nude, not even after a week nofap
Gassing them with spider spray usually works for me
watching a bit of aussie rules lads
no fucking idea what's going on
looks like some scantily clad large, muscular men spending a lot of time on the floor together and a bit of quidditch
Leave him alone m8
They avoid you and get rid of flies. And if he's big he'll eat other spiders too
literally never felt bad after a wank and i've been wanking for 15 years
I'm a rugby and cricket man 2bh, AFL confuses me just as much
to suffer
mexico, america, or scotland?
Just gaelic football but you can punch and wrestle with the opponent
its quite fun
>aussie rules throw-in
>the bloke stands with his back to the pitch and throws it blindly over his head like the bride throwing the bouquet at a wedding
mass production was a mistake
Gibraltar's accent is fucking weird.
It's like RP and Spanish mixed into one.
>Dude who wanted to go down on me for pretty much most of the booking. I don't really enjoy receiving oral much in the first place, but worse yet, I'm currently on the rag. Thankfully the Beppy tampon saved the day, but I was laying eggs there.
That's not good enough dubadubs.
I HAVE to catch it! But he won't fucking come out!
>looks like some scantily clad large, muscular men spending a lot of time on the floor together
hmm
*surreptitiously googles aussie football*
Think the idea is that they can't sort of aim it towards a specific player/team
Cuts down on "Farken biased ref needs to be sacked" and shit
Me tidying up the runt farm
hes right though you spaz
>Gibraltar's culture
what the fuck is a beppy tampon?
you literally don't though you fat retard
>Keith Lamont Scott, a 43-year-old African American man, was fatally shot by an African American police officer,
gfy
cat.com/DownrightTightAustraliankelpie
NEED to be fucked by this
>the word "Woman" comes from the Old French word "Wêmégner" (baking) which comes from Latin "Vulmaernia" (to cook)
Agreed, all that effort and my sandwich toaster does literally the same desu
hm, don't think i shall be clicking this
*helps you catch some runts*
my great grandad inhaled cigars and he lived to 104
getting the occasional dose of anikka albrite
Watching celebrities get thick with paparazzi is fucking hilarious
>Attractive, sweet guy just wanted to cuddle and talk about Star Trek and Tolstoy for an hour. No sex. Just cuddling and chatting... about my two favourite things in the whole world.
Which one of you was this?
You posted this yesterday and nobody cared. You've posted this again today, and still, nobody cares
mine smoked 60 woodbines a day and died when he was 57
>Star Trek and Tolstoy
100% nerd
me as the largest runt
There once was a man from Nantucket
Objectively false, but good meme.
>Evola died unmarried, without children, on 11 June 1974 in Rome. His ashes were deposited in a hole cut in a glacier on Mt. Rosa.
>tfw too intellectual for gf
would have made it to 300 easily if he hadn't
Best savings account to have lads? Would preferably like access to the money, so a fixed rate bond won't do
are these ratings from a Male, Female or Transsexual prostitution service?
STOP THE ROCK CAN'T STOP THE ROCK YOU CAN'T STOP THE ROCK CAN'T STOP THE ROCK YOU CAN'T STOP THE ROCK YOU CAN'T STOP
t. woman
Going to browse the 'flix and watch a film
>Undressed down to my albeit rather sexy undies and he came in his pants (couldn't have been older than 20 bless him) one of the easiest bookings ever I think. Cleaned himself up and sent me on my way with my full hour fee and a "just wanted to cum to be honest" couldn't believe my luck!
Who decided, "fuck it!"
And then kicked the bucket.
IDK about Britain, but in the States Synchrony Bank has one w/ 1.05% interest per year.
Who had a very big cuckshed.
>captcha: please select all store fronts
>there's literally a cuck shed in one of the pictures
Not making this up.
>I know, lets promote peace, love, tolerance and unity by importing millions of people from ultra-conservative, ultra-intolerant, ultra-religious and quasi-fascist countries. what could possibly go wrong?
haha yanks are mental holy fuck
H2B
2
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>Star Trek and Tolstoy
Whoever he is he's a virgin
help to buy isa
racist
blowing up runts is a great past time
COME ON SEATTLE
FIGHT AND WIN
LET'S GO DOOPIN' MENTAL
H E L P
T
O
B U Y
Would these people perhaps be asian by chance?
>that one runt that goes cartwheeling into the air
fucking howling
i dont understand how paying women less than men for the same job isn't illegal.
or am i not understanding the gender pay gap correctly?
this is a fucking goldmine
ahahaahahahaahaaha
Shawbrook Bank 1.7% fixed for 5 years
My first wanks, when I was around 12, were to my imagination.
Literally spent 6-12 months just wanking over the thought of fit teachers and sixth formers I would see round the school. Also girls in music videos, and a few TV show scenes. Unironically wanked to the thought of the ginger Dr Who assistant.
It would either be late at night in bed, or if I was too impatient I would sit on the toilet and wank.
123 if you're making money and don't wanna/can't buy a house
how is that even possible
You're buying some very odd runts my friend, I've been in the business of runt farming and dipped my toe in runt hunting for quite some time now and I've never seen one that looks quite like that.
why do my ears always get itch when stoned?
yeah mate they're japanese
Best wanks I ever had were when I was about 15/16 and would wank in the bath
Love homecoming lads
the latter
>Unironically
It is illegal and you are misunderstanding it
The gender pay gap is because women all work lower paying jobs, like receptionists and shit whilst men are doing engineering, etc. which pays a lot more
They are literally taking average salaries for men and women all together, if it was in the same job, there wouldn't be one
having you gone dooping mental yet?
they are very low grade runts
not worth keeping
the 'net is going slow today
if you divide the working population up between women and men, women earn less money than men
this is due to a variety of factors including but not limited to: Women are in lower paying jobs to start with, women don't ask for a higher starting salary, women are less likely to ask for a higher salary ect
youtube.com
why is this shit so catchy, IM NOT EVEN A FUCKING WEEB
Popping the 'ettle on. Want owt?
It's doopin' mental lad haha
first wank was to cammy from street fighter, then to melanie rios "tight jeans" porno. Now I have a real fetish for licking girl's bumholes
nice warm mug of cyanide please mate
the first wank was mental lads
was 13 or so. wanked while thinking abt a girl in my class
tea milk two sugar love
cheers
already put the 'miccy on lad, don't bother
Saturday night?
Time the browse the chon!
lemsip
but thats their choice to work crappy jobs. why is this such a big thing for people?
if you want more money get a better job. thats how society works atm.
and here i was thinking women were actually being financially oppressed haha
two chippers and a mug of gf please boss
because the patriarchy enforces gender roles which make them want to work those shite jobs :^)
You are literally the 0.1% then
Go to the GP
Because most people are uninformed
Even the BBC did an article on how the gender pay gap isn't what it seems
bbc.co.uk
didn't eat anything since lunch lads and im feeling warm dizzy tired & angry help
FUCK YEAH MURICA WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
exactly, it's not a sexism thing as it's played out to be
HOLY SHIT LADS
That horse's head in the Godfather was a literal horse's head.
Fucking hell.
easy to sometimes forget how fucking alien japan is. This video uses implicit cultural references which to a japanese person seems normal and makes sense whereas to us it's just weird
embrace it
doopin mental !
mongs will call the protesters cuck and then will glorify the cop who did that
fuck 12
aeropress pls lad
the classroom one of my computer science classes was in last year had an elementary education class using it before ours. every day, there would be 50 women walking out from the elementary education class, and 50 guys with neckbeards walking in for the computer science class. that's the reason for the gender pay gap
Supposedly women aren't chosen for higher paying jobs even when they want them.
With young women I can understand why, we had someone new join our company, after six months she was on maternity leave, gone for the majority of the year, as soon as she could be after the first she was on maternity leave again.
2 years into the job and God knows how many actual months she'd worked. If I was her boss I'd be fuming.
Bit mental
Remember the first time pulling the foreskin on my willy back all the way.
Pulled the foreskin down a little bit many times before, but the open air on the tip of my head was always too sensitive, and didn't dare go any further. Never really understood the concept of masturbating either, as I was still young and innocent. It was just me discovering my body.
Each time I would pull the foreskin back the sensitivity from the air would still hit, but I was able to pull it back further and further each time until one day I managed to pull it back all the way. The sensation is still hard to describe to this day. Almost a sense of relief, a slight rush of excitement, both in the good feeling of it but also an exciting danger, like I didn't feel it was safe to pull it back all that way.
But again, just out of nowhere, the concept of masturbation just naturally dawned on me and I had my first wank. I remember that slight anxious feeling of whether it was safe to be pulling the foreskin all the way back or not, but also the thrill of the sensation.
>tfw you will never experience the feeling of pulling your foreskin back all the way for the first time, followed by your first wank
really makes you think
nobody will ever love me lads
Americans treat the police like it's some kind of civilian military. Mentalists.
beautiful post xx
*goes doopin' mental*
ah yes let me hire a woman who will have a period every month which will affect how she works
ah yes let me hire a woman who will occasionally get pregnant and work less before going on maternity leave
ah yes let me pay the woman while bringing in a temp working to cover her for an entire fucking year
I love you
ah yes
the rasheeds
*loves you*
:3
British Police shows are still top quality entertainment
the police is supposed to protect and befriend the people. not hit them with sticks
do one of you want to comfort me
i can buy us some food or whatever
>tfw phimosis
should probably start stretching tbf, or apparently it gets worse
WHY DOES IT HAVE DUCK FEET
unless the people in question actually deserve to get hit with a stick
Lefties reckon it's your job as an employer to facilitate all this, even if it destroys your business.
Like those tits who want to give women a day off every month for their flow.
yeah ok
just sit on the sofa and play some Rocket League?
Just reminded me how much I've been wanting to watch Traffic Cops
excellent post
foreskins are gross
i don't know what rocket league is and i don't have a sofa sorry
i just post on /brit/ all day
you can come to mine silly :3
>he doesn't believe in global warming
>he votes for the Tories
ah yes
good goy
LAND OF THE FREE
>protest in peace (most of them)
>get thrown tear gas at and get beaten up
ahh yes
don't do this
it's cringy as fuck
...
whilst it is real, it'll never flood the country to that extent
I'm sure some bored rich people will just dig a big hole and drain the water into it
/brit/ only pretend to vote for the tories
that pussy on the right who wanted to get up
im a libertarian socialist
>tumblr
ah yes
>my town is a seaside town
>when the tide is out it's like a mile and half out
>I'll die if sea levels rise an inch
>tfw you will never meet a Canadian or Australian guy willing to fake gay marry you in exchange for being his big rig team driving partner for cheap but then on the road your mutual agreement turns into a real romance even though you both thought you were straight
Laaaads ;_;
this is a very good gimmick
need you out of business sunshine
that's an oxymoron
AHHHHHHRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DON'T TURN WHAT I TYPED INTO A VOCAROO
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS
>If you're so funny
>Then why're you on your own tonight?
>And if you're so good clever
>Then why're you on your own tonight?
>If you're so very entertaining
>Then why're you on your own tonight?
>If you're so very good looking
>Why do you sleep alone tonight?
>Tonight is just like any other night
>It's why you're on your own tonight
Morrissey definitely would have posted here if /brit/ was around when he was younger
I'm off my doopin' rocker lads
>tfw they move the pick n mix to near the tills, so you have to go to the Asda miles away so people won't see you scooping up sweeties like a child
t, 30 year old rorke
Or build a dyke. Works for the Dutchies.
bit gay that
you're an oxymoron
Fingers crossed for that job lads.
met mozzer, he was a cunt. johnny marr was based though
I feel for you lad even though your post is unrelated to mine.
>Birmingham will inevitably become the capital one day
Hard to argue with that
That'll only make it worse
Weird, I've also met Johnny Marr and he was absolutely top so doesn't shock me to hear that.
He was literally coming out of a gig in Manchester with loads of people around him, we drunkenly stumbled up to him and accosted him and he was completely cool with it, such a top guy considering how fucking famous he is.
I need you IN business, sunshine.
>even though your post is unrelated to mine
But we were both complaining about things that we're embarassed about - my move of pick n mix and your autistic, weirdly specific gay fantasy
Local uni is launching a new department, I wanna try and join it. Should I e-mail the director of the new place directly and ask if there's anything going? I can't possibly think of how this could go wrong.
"Dear Sir/Madam, I am sorry to inform you that the Technical Manager you have mentioned retired days before his death, and his spot was already filled"
help me
greater london you mug I can tell its you
>libertarian socialism
>business
think again sweetie x
fucking sadists
how?
before you do, try and search for any places
if you don't find any tonight, email the director
>I remember you being a lot bigger
>To a 10 year old, I'm HUGE
Did not pick up on the rape subtext in this when I was a kid
doing some marijuana
I shall.
>Dear Director or whatever
>Gi us a job isit
>Yours
>user
>xx
This did make me laugh but I'm from Manchester so I don't sound like such a bellend.
Good job though, 10/10 would listen to more.
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t. runt
D A K
16/10/16
be prepared
oasis is shit
yep, I met him before a modest mouse gig in birmingham and he was great. talked about guitars with me and my mates for a good ten minutes.
>considering how fucking famous he is
the weird thing is despite how many records he has sold, he's still considered an indie icon. you never see his name on those stupid "top ten guitarists" articles or anything
*slaps the phone out of your hand*
fuck off dude it is a natural herb not a drug it cures cancer bro
t. Damon Albarn
Lincolnshire
Balderdash.
Best regards,
user Anonson
>oasis is shit
new
>killing pigs for fun
literal paki
...
>“certificate” and “you” got capital Cs
>“gud” morning
>doesn't capitalize the letter that follows exclamation.
Yeah, good luck because it's necessary.
rasheed
Weird, probably doesn't seek it out though like most people.
I know The Smiths are huge but everybody just wanks off Morrissey though (rightly so) but I think some of his riffs get criminally overlooked.
>grime went to shit after wearing my rolex
hes here
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED TWAT
operation n31free
>not killing runts for fun
Runtlife.
>only 7 weeks until i see my gf again
:D
>Director
>xx
gay
scratching my brain for what this is from
thinking robin wlliams
QUICK DRAW CARETAKER
...
ah yes the unsung & unpaid hero of our times
she's giving uck while you're getting cucked mate
>Not signing off all professional e-mails with a sweet peck
Nasty pasty paddy.
CUSTODIAN
it's me again
nope :D
It's more a trucking fantasy than a gay fantasy, I'll just take the gay for the trucking because I don't want to marry a Canadian or Australian woman that's within my achievable range.
NEW
I don't want to kiss any men, no matter how friendly they are.
i tried to hang myself
hope you're alright la x
>I don't want to kiss any men
gay boy