/balk/

What did I miss ? What gypsy skopian drama I missed ?

>What gypsy skopian drama I missed ?
thats rude you orthodox turk piece of shit

plate monument about bulgarian army in ww1
he broke it on their independence day

>he broke it on their independence day

koj?

celi 2 dena se smeeme za ova wtf

fuck you

pretty rude

...

That's literally a Turk-tier action

Makes please, don't do that

It's jut bantz, bro. We can take it.

>stabbing your father in the back is bantz

nothing personel kid xd

> /balk/
more like /baalk/, am I right?

How about we both steamroll into vardarska and fix an old historical injustice? B)

(Vardar Macedonia will be 100% yours)

it was ilegaly placed
if we did something similar they would do the same xaxaxa

Your country is Ilegaly placed and named xDDDd

You shouldn't even exist slav gypsy shit xDD

and you cant do nothing about it just to be salty
xaxax X'dddddddddd
when our army mobilizes with hammers we wont leave a thing in solun

Lamoooooooo cuck, we've been prepared for that t b h, there's an army of refugees ready to own ur ass if you hammer our borders

Till you reach solun, they'll be already moving to Serbia lamoooo

Britain will annex Macedonia

Sup fgts

Stupid gayreek have you seen thor

You cannot go against us and our hammers

Why

da jivee hamas

>When you compare the British and the Macedonian flag and come to the realisation the UK stole their designs from macedonia

da go zemaa od kaymakchalan

alaoagbar

Do you know what happened there?

Just shit my street up

se tepavte so francuzite i srbite

More than 10,000 man died, from many nations. On that peak, to destroy a monument of the dead, is barbarism.

His likes increased by 10,000 in one day

kikebook.com /MilenkoNedelkovskiDnevnik/

Your Effendi started learning Spanish t b h. In today's world a man gotta know at least 2 foreign languages. I wanted to learn Russian most but it seems difficult t b h.

I dislike Germans and French so I dumped them, too. I like Italy but their language is irrelevant when it comes to global world I guess and so Spanish is the only one to learn for me.

you'll give up in few days max

Get some taste, roach. Of all the languages in the word you chose the worst.

What made you think of this? I already made my first practice tho.

xaxaxaxa u are retarded

Does Turkish have genders?

I didn't choose it. I was left for me. I want to learn Russians because;

it still has some undiscovered business shit to discover. Their relationship with us will grow and I'm a Russiaboo. But it seems hard af to learn.

not rly

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>try to do something meaningful with your life
>get called retarded by a Makecuck.

I'm lamoing at your life cuckshit.

No. Only cuck languages have genders. We don't have them.

why is everyone posting kajmakčalan today, is it international day of beating bulgarians today or something

personal experience

My second homework.

>cuckpanish
>not learning arabic
and you call yourself efendi

international prank day

1916

2016

"it was just a prank, bros"

invata romaneste in pizda ma-tii. Sa imi aduci o saorma mare picanta cu de toate, te rog

>pizda ma-tii
why are you swearing in serbia

*serbian

*serbo-vlach

Serbs gave 2 oф тхeиpc for each of ours to get that position, the Bulgarian army withdrew over the course of several weeks, with six battles, withing a depth of 50kms. The commemorative thing was slightly insulting to the opposing side, tbqh, it had an artillery shell built into it. We had really good German artillery in BWs/WWI.

Frate, vreau să învețe limba română, de asemenea. Dar, pentru un timp Trebuie să învețe limba spaniolă. Deoarece poate impulsiona cariera mea și română nu există în Duolingo. De asemenea, nu uitați macedoneni sunt cucks.

*vlacho-serb
>tfw everybody is calling me vlach in croatia

samo hamas we

Hola!

You soy Effendi. Mucho gusto.

Buenas noches.

Aidos, amigo.

Kek Spanish is the easiest language ever. No wonder how those Latin subhumans speak it fluently t b h.

iğrenç

>aidos amigo

Cuck, por favor!

Goodbye my friend. Its meaning.

its adios not aidos

A typo tho. Not a big deal. I'm learning it for 20 minutes and I can already form sentence.

Si, yo hablo Espanol. Gracias!

>ispanyol ogrenmek
>bana boynuzlu koca demek

Dogger :-DDD

Disculpe? Tu no hablas Turco.

El es

>İspanyolca öğrenmek
>Bana gavat demek

De nada Serbio amigo.

Adios!

t. Malparida marica

eu sunt pizda

Grecos eres maricas. Los homosexuales. Effendi no es una marica. Effendi es alpha. Miro es alpha. Marriedmarica es nu-male. Tu eres nu-male cuck marica.

/balk/ drools /ex-yu/ rools

t. cornudo

boynuzlu ve gavat ayni olmak, budala

>turkca bilmemek

I think you just won Fyrom over.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuck you. Because of you cuck is one of the first words I learnt it Spanish. Tu Greko cornudo.

Kek you sound cute af. I have a feeling you are the Croat guy I used to call cuck repeatedly. Am I right? I hope so because I miss that guy.

ce ai vrut sa spui prin asta?

>Croata

Cornudo.

budala turcin baba

of course i'm not

>bulgarian
>makes fun of turks

>the whole thread can now be summarized into this:

"t. Ikibey"

>t. no u

Do you really know Turkish? Siktir tho I don't believe you know Turkish.

>using our words
>making fun of us

Cuck. I bet you unironically believe Atatürk was a Macedonian.

they also use saat lmao

Kekekeke.

>Makedon

More like

>Turk.

>Cuck. I bet you unironically believe Atatürk was a Macedonian.
he is Iljir

I have to learn Ottoman Turkish for my studies. I'm pretty much still concerned with basic stuff, but I'm advancing pretty fast

>not learnig Persian
cuck

>Zodiac sing: Cancer

He must be a good guy tho.

Makedons of /balk/. We should arrange a mail group and the most flexible hours. I will teach you Turkish for free. You need to embrace your long lost roots t b h. Don't worry you'll learn fast because you already have the basics.

>spend years learning persian
>can now only read a part of ottoman poetry
sounds about right

>Ottoman Turkish

It is even hard for a Turk to learn tho. You can always ask me for help t b h.

why would one want to read ottocuck poetry of all things lmao

>he wants to read ottoman cucketry instead of Shahnameh

Hajde hajde turci, ai sikhtir bre

Kazan dipi, dunya

Thanks m8. It's hell, but eh, it will be worth it

I don't know ask the other user, I'm more concerned with history

>persiaboo
worse thing than weeaboo

Because it is good unlike your meme music that was sent to space for making aliens think that earthlings are retards who are not worth occupying you Tataro idiot cornudo.

Stop using our words you cuck.

>ottocuck poetry
youtube.com/watch?v=stEPG0Pn6os

kek wills it xd

b-but we wuz persian horseniggers n shit

Btw rate my Bulgarian t b h.

Batka moreta sentrope. Malketa tri batka selyak evala. Habibi hei Miro be.

If the theory that the Serbian name comes from an Iranian tribe, that makes the Serbs Persian cucks

>being cucks to other cucks

the next fiki/10

>tfw name Bogdan and Baghdad means the same shit

>Persianboos

What is next? Romanianboos?

Agas
Yapi
Dolma
Bahtses
Yurusi
Glenti
Grusuzis
Kavgas
Kafasi
Katsika
Kocham
Manavis
Meraki
Meremeti
Boudalas
Rusfeti
Huneri

I sent my henchman after you.

...

I bet it was Radu

i hope its refugees. i want happenings across europe lmao.

Anyway I'm already %2 fluent in Spanish on day 1 so a little bit CS:GO doesn't hurt t b h.

Adios cornudos.

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set every game's language to spanish

Yaourti
Karpuzi
Tenekes
Tavani
Kaiki
Kefi
Giusurum
Derti
Tsopanis
Habaria
Derveni
Yakas
Yinati
Yapi

Giakas
Giapi
Kazani
Dip ya dip
Kalpikos

Kasmas
Meremeti
Babas
Budrumi
Delalis
Dumani
Sayni
Sakatis
Tablas
Tefteri
Farasi
Harami
Houi

Ela, kukla.

On this day: 1396 – Ottoman Emperor Bayezid I defeats a Christian army at the Battle of Nicopolis.

youtube.com/watch?v=yrIRai2ucTM

greece-kun what dialect is this?

Ainte leventi :D

Pame giousouroum??

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we fought with him lmao

Guy is prolly pontic and talks quite fast

>Ainte
Is this "aide boys"?

ikr

europe btfo

Ajde effendi, yavrum

Dunya is missing you, leventi

Leventis is the honorable man

>Levent
Over here levent means a tall healthy man.

post yfw when you realize serbian language has more greek loanwords than turkish ones

This is what always bothered me. Even fes is from fucking Byzantium yet when we wear it (like people from Vranje for example) people go like "lolz u r turks" which is so ignorant.
baka desu senpai

It's also used in the south here.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levent_(name)

made me think

>λεβέντης

does it mean kidneys?

that's because of psychotic westernization during the 19th century

it is hard finding people that know so little about their culture as balkanites

>yfw effendi is a greek word
>yfw turkish words are actually arabic or persian

One of the many words for it, yeah.

>yfw all slavs say tisuću but we say hiljadu for 1000

>yfw my grandma cannot understand that the greeks are orthodox because they sit in churches and celebrate christmas on dec 25th

Also, our language used to have a lot of external influence (mainly arab-Turkish and italian), that's why after the liberation it was reformed and renamed thr dialect as Katharevousa (literal meaning : "cleared" or "purified" Greek ) , which was the precursor to Demotiki, which has been our official dialect since 1974 (and the subsequent dropping of the polytonic system in 1982)

хилядa

only russians say тьicяшичи, everyone in their right mind says хиляди

Mine was Old Calendar follower too. She celebrated it on the old days (13 days after the Papal calendar one)

She even had a dual calendar on her wallz one for the new calendar and one for the old

fuck offfffffffff

all west and east slavs, as well as slovenes and croats say tisuća

>greeks are orthodox
>so they are serbs?
>no they are not
>but how can they be of serbian faith if they're not serbian

i love those dialogues

>serbians don't sit in comfy church chairs

baka

herkulmillas.com/pdf/katolgos-ekoinon-lekseon.pdf

Looks like turks have loaned more words from us than we did from them

oh and this
>i'm learning arabic
>why are you learning turkish, your grandfather would disown you for that
>it's not turkish it's arabic grandma
>what's the difference
>they aren't even similar, the only common thing is that they both are muslims
>but the arabs are of turkish faith so they are turks
>ok i give up

a week later
>grandma stumbles upon some turkish tv series
>hey grandson are they turks or muslims

Your people sound lovely xD

>not respecting your god

why are you learning arabic in the first place lmao

dlete

the best part is when she talks about the turkish terror while being born in territory that was under ottoman control for a grand total of 20 years

that's where the money is desu

what are you studying

>that's where the money is desu
чъ шъ

history. see what

>he needs to learn ottoman Turkish

Rip lad

when i was a kid i loved sitting in these big chairs in the wall

so...are we the only orthodox who got chairs?

and how is arabic going to make you money lol. explain please

How's your Mandarin, serbhuman?

reading is not that hard really

i was being ironic

as with all orthodox thinks, it's probably just russians and us who kept the original stuff

Same as your English: doesn't exist

Lazy Greeks
He will pretend to be a Syrian refugee and he will ask for shelter and money in Sweden

kak se stava finansov broker we

Now I noticed something

>Macedonians and Romanians disappeared when we started speaking whatever Turkish words we have

Hmmmmmm

made me think

Sure, almost 2m tall guy with reddish beard isn't gonna make people suspicious lel

proofs

hora vinkel piqn sam

proofs

>reading is not that hard really

lol NERD

Had a based team t b h. We rekt them mad. Btw, I'm getting used to AWP. Once I enjoy AWP, rest of the weapons don't thrill me. Literally the most patrician weapon of CS:GO t b h.

nqma da se snimam sq ve pendel

sure just give me a few minutes to make effort to prove something about myself on an anonymous board

znachi ne si pil, balyk

Ajde bre, good for you

Who is more alpha? You or him?

pil sam mnogo i sam mnogo tajen

Wait, are you the bearded serb guy with the parrot?

him, i'm just a nerd in a useless discipline

shto si tajen e vrat

Drop off early.

>when you blow your load on some very degenerate stuff and then you regret it cause you aren't horny anymore

i haven't posted any photos of myself here, so no

нaпpaвeтe бългapcкa тeмa пaк, бaлк e пълнa кoчинa

toa pa, super si e v momenta

>ser*s

sled nqkolko dena praq 20 i nesam si naprail sefteto

spok e vratlence i az sym kolkot tebe gore dolu i nemam sefte.

t. Hashim Thaci

We have been visited by two VIRGINS in tonight's thread.

Should I watch some Seinfeld or read Anna Karenina aka cuck diary? Fucking Tolstoy was a real cuck.

hey man,don't they offer modern turkish lessons?at least that way you could speak with the people too

ako ne si neet i devstven kva rabota imash tuka be, balyk? begi u reddit, bokluk

>namekvash che povecheto tuka ne sme

I didn't say I didn't learn contemporary Turkish. Also, late Ottoman and contemporary Turkish are not that different

Watch this
pornhub.com/video/search?search=cuckold

Man, they should make you fuck a girl (and kill a man) before you show up on the internet.

>pornhub
>not paradisehill or eporner
lmao malaka

seinfeld is fucking good ive never had a better time watching a tv series

I never watch a single cuck porn in my life t b h. I'm serious.

1st result on Google for "cuck porn"

nice blog where can i subscribe LOL

you should. cuckold and trannies are the only things that do it for me as of lately

>not posting balkanic music
youtube.com/watch?v=tJ9AoYacRI0

stfu klintoni

Miro how can a sportsman like you be lured into those perverted things? Sad t b h.

whats wrong fαm

Btw is it my imagination or is /balk/ really in a better state of mind after months?

im not miro wtf. just do it man, degeneracy is good from time to time

summer effect

He is an Albo.

turbofolk effect

I don't watch porns. I find watching two naked people doing sex disgusting t b h.

Is Mass Effect a good game?

yes but ending is dissappointing

no wonder you never manage to score any chicks and always end up cucked. and yes mass effect is good

>banting the most loyal nation on the balkans
>dem triples
dunno

why do you reply if you dont know and it has been already answered dumb serb

>I don't watch porn

so i can waste his life on reading useless replies

rude

Try reading Life in a matchbox if you can find it.

I'm lost with no motivation.

Thank you kardeşim.

I have five girls atm that I'm talking to. Sadly one left for her hometown. Another one went to another town for Antalya. One was a cigan. One is a literal whore and one started to ignore me after I keep sending her good morning poems.

I think my body releases an invincible secret hormone lotion that push women away from approaching me t b h.

thats because you dont watch porn. also stop sending women poems.

Come on Vuno, don't be sad

do you have an itch from the gypsy?

get in touch with the gypo. i want dem photos lmao

One of the worst companions for Doctor Who adelfios..

>I'm lost with no motivation.

Then get a motivation t b h. How old are you?

>poems

She started it first. One morning she texted me how she couldn't sleep and how she is tired with a poem. The problem is not the poem I think. The problem is she was the best friend of the girl who was cucked by ex-Kurd bf. But they have beef now. I dindu nothing wrong.

I added her while I was drunk. Next day I removed her from my list. Not for being a gypsy but her social circle looked too dangerous to me. I spent all my life without women and I don't want to die for them.

why are u cucks on Cred Forums on a saturday night?

Kek she possibly won't accept my request this time.

Fulgrim my new favorite cute Turkish tv girl. She is slutty af and has nice milk depots t b h.

Because I rejected my best friends tonight. They went to shore for drinking extra hard beer and listening to rap music loudly. I stay at home and watch Galatasaray Beşiktaş football match with tea. I gotta stop boozing.

Working on bringing the Red Dawn on the Eurabia.

youtube.com/watch?v=IBM-EIZKF_Y

She has weird eyes :(

why do you even delete her man, you are such a cuck

im at a friend and everybody is talking about normie stuff which i cant releate to

i have autismo

Sure.

In first 20s. What kind of poems are you talking about?

You cuck, do you know what you did to me?

Last year, I you posted here "haha finally she's dead". I asked you "who?"

You told me "a character from dr who". I got baffled by this and wanted to see who died, but not directly. Dunno why, but I did

so once Netflix came in Greece, I bought the subscription. I watched all seasons, saw rose getting stuck on another universe, the daleks emerging and dissappearing, amy and rory getting fucked by Moffat, David tennant leaving painfully his best role (aside from a cool villain in Jessica Jones and a detective in broadchurch)

Till I reached s9 and saw her die tooz I liked her aa companion you cuck and you made me watch her getting rekt because of a post you did celebrating her demise

Damn you fulgrim

nothing to do outside tβh

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I like them big creepy eyes tho. Fits women well.

I dunno. I got scared.

She sent me a poem about sleep. I sent her a love poem.

>20s

You are young tho. Life is full of surprises. My father was a rich man at 20 running a popular restaurant inherited from my grandfather. One day he drank too much with his friends after closing the shop and they burned down the restaurant accidentally and he got poorer on a night so let the world make its moves. Don't be judgemental. You will see lots of things.

cuck cuck cuck. once a cuck, always a cuck

Lol what an autist lamoooooooo.

youtube.com/watch?v=BJP9o4BEziI

Watch Ballers now :D I never liked Clara, too much of a Mary Sue, then they added the dwarf from Game of Thrones and the newest companion is a nigger.

>inb4 Martha Jones is also a nigger.

were the poems written by rumi

t. Costanza

Martha Jones was a likeable girl though, the new companion seemed annoying in the promo. Like Donna and Clara mixed together and toned up

Also, seeing your link, it took me some time to get used to Capaldi's version of the doctor, but eventually I did. The man is marvelous

I get that, but giving a negative example isn't helping your account lol.
What do you think of underachieving? Is it a meme for those who are lazy and blame everything into others or is it a real thing?

Cemal Süreya. I don't like him tho but I use them for lady-getting.

whoa boy, are you literally sending them erotic poems

>Underachieving?

Depends on what kind of a person you are t b h. If you think the universe and life owes you, you will always be an underachiever with insecurities. For me, I don't care. I don't care if I live 100 years or die tomorrow. There are millions of people that live better than me and there are millions of people that suffer more so I don't care. However I'm not ambitious and it helps. Sometimes I see people that I went to high school with getting married, buying houses or cars and I simply don't care. Do you care about material things? If so, you are prone to a everlasting depression as long as you don't move your ass to get things you want imo.

Tomorrow me and mom will eat bagels in breakfast after a while and we are both hyped for it. We live a simple life. One of the few good things my drunken cuckshit dad taught me was having happiness over trivia.

>sending a woman I know for years erotic poems

Wtf are you talking about? I didn't. I sent a love poem to her. Not erotic one. I don't even like sex. It is a tool to procreate. Nothing more like Tolstoy said.

Never drinking coffee at 8 o'clock desu baka

>when you put your dick in a baby cow's mouth and it starts sucking on it out of reflex like its sucking on its mother's tits

check your testosterone levels

I like it more when the companions get into trouble and stuff and the Doctor has to bail them out with the occasional stroke of luck by them. Not them being on par with the Doctor as main actors and stuff. Anyways , anything is better than Maisie .

justalbanianthings

sureya is known for his erotic poems m80

>not drinking coffee before going to sleep

unironically done this
felt like heaven

proofs

Well, I'm not into material things. I'm sad with the idea that effort can take you only to a certain degree. The rest is either luck or cheating.

general de animale

the fuck? you think i'd film a calf sucking on my cock?

Ew no.

yes

i'm sure krum would be proud desu

I was gonna post an angry reply containing words like cuck and Serboshit but I got calmer. He is not known for erotic poems. He is known for love and erotic poems and his love poems are more famous than erotic ones. She I mean that girl also sent me a Süreya poem first you cuck. I bet you hate Vucic and call him a dictator you pussy.

>luck or cheating

Add death, too. It can visit you anytime so don't take it personally. When you get depressed think of death and Edi Rama t b h. You'll get better.

i know that feeling brah

Miro an alpha guy like you shouldn't be such a pervert t b h. Sad t b h.

yok bre bugar budala

>getting this angry
must be from kutahya

Clara was a smartass, but a brilliant one. She became overbearing at points and this is why people didn't like her much

Still, let's see the new one. 2017 will bring heat for bbc, both doctor who and sherlock will return

I wish they'd revive torchwood too desu

Romanian vlachs are the official goat fuckers of Balkans desu

ko?

I'm not from Kütahya. Never even been there. Once went thru it on a bus in the middle of August on a night and when bus stopped for a 10 minute break I went out for a cigarette and it was cold even in August. Shithole t b h.

>When you get depressed think of death and Edi Rama
REEEEEEE

>I understood this

Hajde hajde turciiiii

hashish taqi

>not spending a day in a city of evliya celebi
why even live

What is your zodiac?

Albos, pls leave Ioannina alone

t. Greek man

Aquarius

>be from a landlocked country
>be aquarius

kek

Meme sign t b h.

why is this turk obsessed with zodiac signs?
is he a retardered person?

he is living meme drukie like his dad

youtube.com/watch?v=N9oq_IskRIg

Rude t b h.

>not believing in zodiac
ayyyy hirvatistanli-bey

I'm not much into zodiac but all the crazy people I know happened to be aquarius.

just came to a mexican beheading of a woman

AMA

proofs

cant link thread or il get b&

>Romanian vlachs are the official goat fuckers of Balkans desu
Greatest of all time fuckers? Thanks but that's an exageration.
Aromanians are the shittiest people ever though. I would say that they are worse than gypsies, don't assimilate them, genocide them all.

i want to see the cum or else ill have to cal bs

youtube.com/watch?v=uSzVVTO5YbI

and i'm not any different my illyrian friend

but you have to watch a video of me cumming to that vid or else its just a cum picture

if you want to cum to it too, google los zetas beheading female rival cartel associate

a video is prefereble but a cum picture with the beheading playing on your monitor will do

cant post the beheading on a blue board
cum napkin is in trash can

dig the napkin and mail me the photo

whats your email

[email protected]

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Am I the only one here who enjoys dressing like a bydlo? The tracksuits are so comfortable to be in.

i dress pretty much exclusively as a bydlo. and i also shave my head lmao

I do to, but it makes me look like a total foreigner in america. Everyone thinks im russian or something

is it even possible to stand out in america?

Believe it or not, americans do dress in a distinct way. I personally call it the "western fashion". Mainly faggy hipster clothing, american football/baseball clothing, baseball hats, tourist clothing, shit like that. Anytime you see a guy in a full adidas tracksuit here, he is more than likely from the other side of the berlin wall.

You can also tell by their regular facial expression. When I am sitting normally, many people have noted that I look angry or annoyed. I don't know, americans always have a dopey smile on their face for no reason.

yes you are definitely the only one who enjoys dressing like a bydlo in this eastern european general where adidas and tracksuits are popular casual wear

you are the only one who does that

>Romania

youtube.com/watch?v=jRx5PrAlUdY

moldova*

Same thing tbqh.

na 20 sum i kosata mi e pochnala da pobelqva

nema ante azem a i tite da te oped od srbinastite