/brit/

anime XD

>hammer and sickle
what the fuck? might as well put a swastika on it

*squeals as the runtmaster rattles my cage*

am i gay

didn't realise communism was a religion

Yoga 710

anime

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€20
This, curry sauce, drink, and prawn crackers

utterly brilliant thread

lib dem surge

not immature enough for video games
not smart enough for books

wat do

the GF just sent me this after I asked what she's doing, how do I respond?

really makes you think
jme and skepta are weebs and their other brother draws anime

doing a poo

Reminder that this EU-wide poster campaign was blocked by the brave efforts of Lithuania and Poland who went apeshit saying promoting communism was a criminal offence in their countries.

compliment her on her handwriting

Pearse Station; sponsored by Allied Irish Bank.
youtube.com/watch?v=ll1SzT0VdZE

Play movie games where you barely have to do anythign

break up into 17 republics

why is there dandruff in her tea

all i want is to be happy

>top of the star

>tfw having a nice English Ale before work on a rainy day

Living the life

got a lenovo ideapad y700

based polan

on the bus

if you see man driving a german whip

>tfw my only friends IRL are moving to Japan in a month

Serious question: Now that I'm in my late 20s, how do I actually make friends again?

Spa City's are the best city's

graphic novels

why the fuck would the AMERICAN bear be clapping about a communist symbol? get it through your head you thick cunt

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why is her newspaper so out of date?

I use that pen too

hope you get better laddy x

Wew, what do they do?

Fuck your sob story you loser, we wanna know more about them (go with them)

Consider the following: poo

was so comfy playing fahrenheit

wish we had diners in this country

south best

go to japan with them

more fun

Disgusting. Why is she doing this? Where is her husband? Where is her father? This would never have happened under sharia.

Go with them

vocaroo.com/i/s0cRDr4QVyZN

I bought into the touchscreen meme myself, feel like I need one desu

k-on

south worst

16.10.16

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474587480730.webm

16.10.16.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474587480730.webm
16.10.16.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474587480730.webm

>that handwriting

grime is pretty gay

Feel inclined to call you Rasheed tbqh

>I don't want to kiss any men
gay boy

Browse /brit/, worked for me.

Just kidding, it didn't.

*unsheathes leccy key*
>j-just a tenner on it today Mr Patel, the Job Centre's withholdin' me gyro

north best

Come stop your crying it will be alright

good post

>y700
>buying a laptop without a trackpoint

subhuman

Really enjoy a listen to Joy Division lads but they make me want to off myself after 10 minutes.

What do? I'm pretty happy usually but fuck me

40 minutes into 'the big short' and I'm debating turning it off

south least

>not smart enough for books
Not patient enough

Try audiobooks

Documentaries are GOAT

the so-called gf hasn't replied to my text in over an hour

I too remember this gimmick from earlier today

Here's your (You), now be quiet

your pretty gay

Ask a professional trick vaper anything.

Any unintelligible questions will be ignored.

actually bored with everything 2bh

think a chunk of my brain is missing.

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Do you support your countrywomen acting like whores?

Just take my hand, hold it tight

As far as I know they just decided to go on a whim. They found work in a hotel. I don't even think they're weeaboos.

They're a couple. That would be pretty weird if I tagged along.

nothern powerhouse

runnin through the six with my wews

Completely howling. Big fan of this gimmick

northern powerbottom

*borks a third time*

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

post shaft

who is your favourite keion

Yes

gf posted me this

What are lads drinking tonight?

*adjusts topman cardigan*
*takes a puff of my silk cut*
*adjusts fringe*
*pauses Skins*
LET'S DANCE TO JOY DIVISION
AND CELEBRATE THE IRONY
EVERYTHIN IS GOIN WRONG
BUT WE'RE SO HA-PPY

go for a walk tonight and have a good think then off yourself

never fails

I have eight years of full-time work experience and have never applied for a job (other than as a HR formality after getting an informal offer) - I've always been offered one. I've had three job interviews which were largely formalities and they all concluded with a job offer.

Whenever people bitch about applications and interviews I feel like I've been somehow left out of an important shared body of experience common to our society.

>almost 100 posts in 10 minutes
wew
the bump limit really needs to be raised on this board

tyskie

best midlands

Very funny but very niche post.

call her an edgelord

jameson

vocaroo my post please (by which I mean this post heeehee)

Think I jumped back to 2011 reading this

Wonderful post

>№65305362

need to pay a woman to have an orgasm in her vagina

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Drove 34 in a 30 zone lads.

Am I a criminal?

might listen to some pink floyd
thoughts?

least midlands

JANNY

outdated reference 2bh. All the lads who were like that are now wearing stussy and listening to skepta

idiot

>left out of an important shared body of experience common to our society
this is how i feel about too many things. including actually having a job.

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thank you
took a gamble with it but I'm glad it was enjoyed x

how does this make you feel?

Reporting you to the constabulary right this second.

>Skins came out 9 years ago

What the fuck

Its just /brit/, no other thread goes this fast

>he chose the lager over the original stout
s.m.h.

No booze in, but enjoyed g. and t. earlier.

Well, the rents are back from their 8 month long holiday/business trip

Kinda shit not living alone again but its nice to have someone to do the dishes.

Water
Fuck off home pavel

found this in a bottle in the ocean from my gf

You've been brave but you did well.

Good job user.

me on a friday night x

you could have killed a child

has the mall shooter in america been arrested yet? I've been pretty much without internet for 2 weeks and i dunno which happenings i've missed

Why does getting with girls only happen when it feels natural and completely effortless, I don't get it

makes me feel like leafs should fuck off

belfast

powerful

knowing you could end your life just by taking a step forward

this is ground control to major user

you've really made the grade

now it's time to leave the board if you dare

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*wags my finger in front for you*
mmmm
*sticks it in ur butt*
mmmmmmmm

nice post

not nice post

drinking polish beer is top lad behaviour

rooftops are the best canadian darts

Good post komrade.

/uk/ board when?

because you're not nervous and you can b urself

he's harnessed to the window washing apparatus that's why there's a cut after the shadow is visible at the start

I could still make it, should I go back?

>Yanks in charge of handling the banter

I haven't listened to Los Campesinos! in years

go for it
dont really care either way
dont really care, bit of vertigo but not much
me neither
dont know
soon please

I wouldn't know because I WASN'T TAUGHT THE LAWS OF THE COUNTRY THAT I LIVE IN

I repeat, I wasn't taught the laws of the country that I live in

Are you a nonce

is that yours? shave your fucking arse

Just pulled out a massive nose hair lads

What is dak?

yes. no.

Looks good desu. Would go down well with an IPA

getting the gf into anime

pretty gutted that smith lost tbf

why do you keep posting it?

Saw a group of slags walking around Zurich today.

Janny arrest this man

It's funny

massive rip off Tbh

yeah

I won't be answering any more questions.

Chocolate milk

Might have to start banging some heads 'round here, you're all getting far too uppity.

Middle Class comedies like W1A and Episodes

Thoughts?

arctic monkeys is a litmus test for plebs

if they like arctic monkeys you can be 100% sure they have a shit taste in music

i don't rate israel's occupation of palestine

Had a Felinfoel Double Dragon (pretty good) with dinner and now I'm about to open Caffrey's Irish Ale (meh).

Swiss slags?

satanic rasheed

*makes you dinner*

baiting out slags in zurich

ah yes the nightowl australian

banging heads

But user the man who can't win over the moderates in his party is somehow going to win over middle England. Stop doubting.

imagine meeting someone who said "my favourite band is arctic monkeys" woudlnt you just go sick

>arctic monkeys is a litmus test for plebs

>if they like arctic monkeys you can be 100% sure they have a shit taste in music

Any more?

Kate Micucci's tits are really fucking great for smallies

>Go to first society event of the year
>Say hi to various people
>Introduce myself to a girl who was there on her own looking around not talking to anyone
>First thing she says is "I have a boyfriend"

Thought this was just a meme, no wonder no one was fucking talking to you.

right son, you're nicked

Yes Minister & Yes Prime Minister still haven't been topped as Britain's greatest comedic TV series.

rasheed

idk the first album was pretty good desu

Half past 6 tbf, sleep schedule is getting ebtter

kinda wish the gf would go to bed soon so I can text the side piece without feeling guilty

>"I'm gonna die in denim cutoffs. That's as far as I made it in life."
bit depressing

apple tango

>boss claims to be a tory yet wants more immigration and says the class system doesn't exist

ahh yes

canelo was always going to win

smith just isn't good enough

who's her favourite keion

ad hominem

Sounds a bit like Dan Castalanetta.

This is probably the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

This is a joke right?

not arsed, they've made some absolute belter tunes even if Turner is a massive bellsniff now

>americans

NO THIS IS WHAT WE EAT EVERYDAY HERE IN YANKLAND XDDD

rooney is a right useless piece of shit

>what is Spitting Image
>what is the Thick of It

Someone is going round my village at 200mph on a motorbike by the sound of it

i don't rate drogba

having a listen and flexing my third eye

kill thyself, disgusting creature.

>they've made some absolute belter tunes

like what?

'belter tunes' =/= good music you fucking 12 year old

cage status: rattled

going round some runt's village at 200mph on a motorbike

the old willy is getting a little bit firm

Always lol at those Chav kids who ride some shitty bike with a sewing machine engine at 2 in the morning.

Wonder if they think they're well hard in their heads.

Me on my modified Honda Ruckus
youtube.com/watch?v=hR9F8t39Az4

*tip*

rorke

What are Arctic Monkeys?

I work at a university and a few months ago during a group meeting a PhD student referenced a song by an artist called (had to look it up right now) Adele. He was shocked to discover no one present (about a dozen people) knew who she was.

Even the other PhD student present there apparently didn't know. We asked her since she was the youngest person there and she just went "I think she's some sort of pop singer".

Wahey

Some of you won't get this but there's no shame in being stupid

british "food"

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got homonymous hemianopsia lads

Can you stop it please

Imagine being born an American lads

Christ

kek

I rip it hardcore like porno flick bitches

quick reply

what the fuck is going on here

just fyi the first letter of each of the countries names spell be american get shot

Manlets OUT

thinking about getting a hayabusa and tuning it before the government makes automobiles without autopilot illegal

are head shops usually open on sundays?

leave him alone

banter

Mardy Bum
Red Light Indicates
Do Me A Favour
Old Yellow Bricks
505
Riot Van
A Certain Romance
From the Ritz
When the Sun Goes Down

all great tunes

hayabusas r slow

mine isn't

The chavs are out on their offroad bikes again lads

Business idea: Next thread we don't use images at all

extremely fast reply

FUCK YOU

these are the people responsible for our education

No but shoulders shops are

Bit too much of nothing happening for my taste t b h.

youtube.com/watch?v=9UBWgeSJlWw

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*decimates your bollocks with a 20kg dumbbell*

Business idea: Next thread we attach an image to every post

Shaved the beard lads, I've made a huge mistake

MAD

Business idea: Next thread we only use images

What is the R country? Why didn't they just use Russia or someone else half relevant

thread over in 150 posts, yay

Flash

ahhhhhahhh

Hang the witch

youtube.com/watch?v=4f0m6QqrMcw
go to 1:36

OUT I SAY

hahahaha corbyn

Janny won't know what to do with himself

you were trying to quote yourself weren't you

haha it will be funny xD

we can have a new thread

you got ID mate?

SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE

really want a motorbike lads

but I also want to live to see 25

To confuse runts such as yourself.

it's rwanda you pleb

You look like a fucking baby now

t. bitter paki manlet

updated my town. made a small campus. added a new high density street, built new skyscrapers, built a small suburb and a huge one and took some photos.

ariel view.

Really makes u think...

reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/549xm2/famine_memorial_in_dublin/

sometimes I'm in the mood for that

disintegration loops is GOAT sleeping music also

What is this new meme?

was literally thinking of making this EXACT post earlier for no reason

fucking weird

don't mind me haha
just listening to some music

Nobody cares.

Might get back into cities skylines desu

nothing makes me laugh anymore lads

*watch 2 second clip of guy slipping on banana peel*

HHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!! ITS FUNNY CAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD HAPPEN

Is our Rachel getting THICC ?

silly irishman NO potato for you

that boys a hoxton hero
skinny fit jeans and dressed in pink

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Looks really nice mate :)

Surely you care since you're a nobody?

downloading their discography after that lad made that post to relive some old year 10 memories haha

retards should have learned how to fish

Stop liking music I don't like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the fuck is that is she cosplaying as an android?

i advocate for the STRICT separation of street and avenue

Damn.

theguardian.com/technology/2016/sep/23/oculus-rift-vr-palmer-luckey-trump-shitposts

Where is this supposed to be?
I care fuck off

things i would do to that arse x

dreadful post

wtf is that dress

countdown don't even pretend anymore that their only vieweship is old men wanking to riley

Not even close
Are you retarded?

haha feels good being a 5'11 non-manlet

>mfw I was watching a camgirl and she opened her legs briefly to show her fanny then said this

twat

Find it pathetic how people act like they really care when they just want either attention or admiration.

why are paddies such crybabies?

Dat maths.

TOP LAD

i thought garfield was a lanklet. he has the worst of both worlds. usually manlets at least look stocky

Feel like pure shit just want her back x

need a female companion to act as a semen receptacle

They're just poor losers 2bqh

>giving him a (you)

what the fuck is wrong with reddit

getting a billionaire to match your donations to trump's campaign isn't "meme magic"

>Daniel Radcliffe is 5'5

Why do lads wolf whistle? Some twat whistled at me on way home today

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he wants you to join his pack

do it. it is worth.

thank you.

fictional town with buildings from northern europe mostly.

made a monument for Bowie. however i don't like Ziggy Stardust that much. Berlin trilogy is best Bowie.

Whistled out to this poofter as he walked passed me and the lads today haha
what am I like

what ethnicity is this?

100*6
+50
+75/(25*3)

>Daniel Radcliffe is as tall as my gf
would absolutely heem that little prick

thought garfield was a cat??

>“We’ve proven that shitposting is powerful and meme magic is real. So many of you have asked us, how we can bring this to real life.”

Am I dreaming?

wolf whistled at some fat paki with piss stains down his trackies earlier

gf was howling with laughter

finally got an erection that hasnt involved homeless people

>picking four big numbers
Who the fuck would do this?
Pretty sure it's impossible

one of us

Vietnamese

I like Ziggy Stardust

thankyou

new

hahah fucked that right up didn't i

ED MILIBAAAAND

run that by me again lad?

Any essential mods?

I'm afraid He won't like this

Nice tumblr cartoon you fucking fanny

I always liked Radcliffe tbf

He's as normal as can be for being a child star wizard

still slower than a factory ninja lol

building themes.
automatic emptying and bulldozing.
transportation mods like extra train stations.

i never tried traffic mods. i like traffic jams and congestions. they add realism.

RICO mod.

Sent the gf this with the message "thinking of you"
am actually listening to The Wombats

Why do I always stick the name “Bentley” on after “Eddie Redmayne”?

ta