/brit/

UNO
DOS
CUH
STUH

Never shaving again lads, I just wanted to see what I'd look like clean shaven again. I look 16 again

hmm

Business idea: /brit/: the board

YOU CAN GAMBLE WITH YOUR LIFE

This 2bh
/uk/ when?

Not sure Cred Forums could survive without /brit/ propping it up

1017 thug young thug is best young thug

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>and here's your dinner user

roll up the street ten toes man'll do it no plan man'll do it no plan

don't give a toss

we need a /brexit/

JUMP SCARE!!

What does JF stand for?

just discovered the new gf is a pleb on all fronts, music, film, TV, books

fuck's sake

What do I want?

One mouse that doesn't fucking move where I point it please.

I always thought 90% of Cred Forums was /brit/ but the other generals have fucking loads of people in too. They're not quite as busy but still have loads.

>having your own board
not happening you speshul snowflake

*ingests it anally*
*slips an after dinner mint up there too*

remember this
youtube.com/watch?v=NwF5O7uOm18

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font

wtf is this

wouldn't mind putting it in a pie would ya? cheers love x

thats disgusting

looks delicious bruv

tell her to read salammbo

That's awful

No my name is jeffery is good 2bh

why cant japs make sure things are dead before eating them?

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shit chart

you

i'd take either but i think hope looks a bit more my speed

pal i answered your question in former thread.

meat eaters are mentally ill

*makes you some BBQ*

Jeffrey is a shit name

>(2.15 MB, 3000x1488)
Shan't be opening this

correct

part 2

it's pretty good (songs like Riri or Harambe) but it's missing the crazyness of early young thug. he's still unique and stuff but a bit more watered down imo. or maybe it's because I discovered him with 1017 thug and got completely blown up and feel like he's been underperforming after that

That gimmick wasn't funny the first time mate

at least we're both spackers

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Why do I always stick the name “Bentley” on after “Eddie Redmayne”?

i think it's funny

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500 horses inside my machine
500 DNAs in my ding ding

>australian """"""""""internet"""""""""

it hasnt got a head

the salt they're chucking on the nerves make its muscles spasm and thats why it moves, its completely dead

t. seen it before

yanks out

take a peak

my real name jeffery and i run around the lobby (waddup jeffery!)

all me

NEW
(I deleted the last one because I had made a mistake in the OP)

wow

Had jellied eels before, pretty good desu

No weirder than eating anything else out of the sea

Gf's gone to bed
will commence messaging the bit on the side in a few moments

>peak

Noice. Austin was always for equal rights and lefts

youtu.be/5SIwGtLQEr0?t=2m38s

see

*makes you breakfast*
do you have one of these in your home?

wwyd to her arse ?

>chinese italiboos

show us your cock jeffrey

might make a brew

>Sweden

Feels good being born into a first world English-speaking country

Imagine living in such a shithole that you're expected to learn English as a second language almost from birth

Christ

the things x

>the fucking state of /qa/

x

>eating meat for brekkie

it's impossible for a woman to have good taste

shit i forgot everybody loves raymond existed

need to watch that again

Wonder how the janny feels when people venture out of his control and onto /qa/
bet he gets a bit angry

Rachel looking a bit like a pornstar tonight

not sure how to feel about this

most important meal of the day lad.

while you're there mate

aha just jokin steve haha top lad

lads is there a middle-class Argos

for home furnishings and shit

it's peak bruv

youtu.be/PW6Wvg_fxAQ
Who /school shooter/ here

Guten Morgen. Etwas kalt draußen, irisches Wetter halt. Immerhin ist die Sonne draußen und hoffentlich wird es etwas wärmer. Ich bin das sechste Mal diese Woche auf dem Weg nach Hause von Dublin. Bin gerade an der Raststätte bei Enfield und schaue mal, ob ich was zu Essen bekomme. Okay, keine Ahnung, was ich den Rest des Tages tun werde. Einfach mal abwarten. Ich melde mich bald, Tschüss!

Got it thanks

wondering what type of stuff do you like
there's always going to be someone above you to call you a miserable philistine, so shut it

i just eat a banana and a glass of milk

>somalians learning swedish
hmm

rido

youtube.com/watch?v=PxjXAb9LQlc

FUCK
OFF
FRITZ

enjoying these posts

might have to start a collection xx

If I do I could do with a starter pack

A quote from thailad

Just signed a non aggression pact

Habitat

Matalan

*sends you to bed*

having a wank
doing a poo
having a think
about you
poos and wanks and fuck off yanks
having a rest
doing my best

contributed :)
see if you can guess which post was me

Your mom

>german
>swedish
howling

remember when fitizen fucked a toilet

No but I'm going to buy one now

Thanks Canada

youtube.com/watch?v=TvAdmkaubQs

anglosaxonperv on youtube

autistic savant levels of Rachel video cataloguing

£5 to whoever can find a better tune than this

soundcloud.com/parrot-jungle-95/the-birds-and-the-bees

academics... talk very slowly... during debates... and i don't... have time... to listen to... their constant pauses...

Any other lads here ever wank to pictures of themselves?

>italian

>wait all week for the weekend
>it's OK mostly because you've been on tramadol and etizolam all day

Making an attempt

>why yes i do spend my time on saturday nights listening to academic debates

>Sign up for free 30 day trial
>trial expires
>uninstall the program and download it again with a new account

why would a Turk learn German? there are millions of native German speaker Turks out there. it has no advantages.

Guarantee if you asked someone who's never seen a spider, to draw the physical manifestation of a spider, they would draw a spider.

watching gotham lads

might disable my own leg and act like penguin

get out my lane
ferrari boys
you see the chain
so icey boys

fuck off
i've got work to do

>playlist: rachel riley
>189 videos
christ

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this is perfect

>she makes an arrow to her fanny

just popped a xan now im geekin

giving it a go

confused by this post

You used translate didn't you

doing my best

I dislike Anthony from Surrey who constantly posts Poklónskaja and "m*mmy". He's alway shit in russian threads.

>being caught with a bit of a flower in your possession means apes with guns can put you in a metal room for an arbitrary number of rotations of this planet around the central star

Got massive nipple hairs. Longer than my pubes, and I've never shaved my pubes.

brussels
bureaucrats?
bankers
bonuses?
bodger
the badger?

what brought you to that conclusion?

What are eels like to eat? Snakes are pretty tough.

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I'm a fuckin manlet lads (5'7) and it gets me down, haven't got 10 grand for leg surgery

wat do

She's drawing a dick and balls, you stupid cunt.

big guy
bane?

trimming the ol' pubies

>i just eat a banana and a glass of milk
not gonna make thru the day with just those.

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banana
bread?

>I'm a fuckin manlet lads (5'7)

haha same hi x

Rachel Riley is a harlot. Pic related is the true GOAT Countdown waifu.

*makes you dessert*

You'd look weird with leg surgery. Just get swole.

grow a back spine bone

benis
bagina?

might turn rachelposting into my gimmick

nothing wrong with that just find a girl that's 5'3'' or so

Need a short bf

I've never seen a kangaroo. pretty sure I could draw one though

That's poo poo isn't it?
Not clicking to find out haha x

Does that leg surgery actually work? Thought it was just a meme desu

yall

Best way to make someone feel like shit:

No matter how exciting they're doing something, call it "dooping mental"

>Find someone who has no concept of spiders
>Ask them "If nightmares were a physical being, what would they look like?"
>Give them a page and a pencil
>They would inevitably draw a spider because spiders are the physical manifestation of nightmares

Fuck off

but I eat lunch. not something big either. I think as long as I don't really skip any meal it's ok

>tfw live in the city but work in the country
>my commute is 12 miles which I cover in 20 minutes
>every morning on the way to work pass a huge column of congested rush hour traffic going in the other direction
>every afternoon on the way back pass a similar column going in the other direction as well

It's bliss, absolute bliss.

short girls are obsessed with lanky guys m8, they need to feel protected

only oldfags will recognise this gimmick

me in the middle to be honest

don't think janny likes us posting on /qa/

We all eagerly await your drawing la

Protip: Seeing a picture of a kangaroo is the same is still seeing a kangaroo.

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How tall are you

Postthe original pic pls

The Cred Forums janny deletes doopin' threads on sight
Literal arse-ravaged seppo cunt

don't trust guys who don't play with their nipples when wanking

>Does that leg surgery actually work?
Yeah, but they literally break your bones and you can't walk for 6 months.

I'd rather be short.

>someone who's never seen a spider
literally do not exist

fuck liberals

S
N
A
P

I'll subscribe

50*9=450
+(100/5)*(6/3)

>What is a blind person?

I have never knowingly interacted with a Scouser in real life but I know what horrid disgusting wastes of space they all are.

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literally do not exist

How would a blind man draw a spider though? Fucking spacker

>asking a blind person to draw something
are you fucking special

off to habitat

anyone want anything?

>the word "Woman" comes from the Old French word "Wêmégner" (baking) which comes from Latin "Vulmaernia" (to cook)

never seen one

I lived in liverpool for 4 years, they're horrible people. Truly. The memes are true.

It does but it's very expensive and painful

Are you retarded? Blind people can draw.

what do girls smell like?

should I go out tonight lads

means I have to have a shower cos I fucking stink lmao

Guess which one is me

Yoga 710 lad?

Carol's fucking repulsive.

Not true I'm a newfag and I made the top post

Hmm

I could probably deal with not walking, not so sure on the pain tho. Deathly afraid of vomiting hah

I'm in an oddly charitable mood so I'll let you reword that second bit

Think Liz will live to be the longest reigning monarch ever?

Just another 7000 days to go

That describes the American Justice System perfectly 2bh.

this desu
I went to Liverpool for two weeks and never want to go back

I thought it's because they woo men.

Xbox

one of the green things on that tree in the background

hello
t.scouser

NOBODY CARES STOP POSTING THIS YOU MELT

Shame because it's a lovely city

para ti.

Hope so, shes already the longest reigning queen

having to ration out the beers lads

youtube.com/watch?v=P1IY6plQKGI

>reword
You know fine rightly what was meant, despite the tired typos. Fuck off back to /eire/.

None; all of those people are far too attractive to go on Cred Forums.

The word "helicopter" is made out of "helico" (spiral) and "pter" (wing), not "heli" and "copter".

jajaja

It's because they're womb-men

> all these liverpool haters
hmm I wonder why

quarter brick
half a brick
whole brick
AYE

business idea: the new thread is hosted on a different board xD

That is actually wrong. It is, essentially, a contraction of "wifeman", from "wife" meaning woman and "man" meaning person.

Do NOT post on this board you scouser.

*makes you a hot dog*

nourishing american cuisine

Liverpool is a complete shithole that migrants don't even want to go to

>58%
feels a lot less than that tbqh

could you wank to young liz?

>there will never be a monarch under the age of 60:ever again

literally not true
It's an Old English word meaning 'womb-man'

she wants a man from brum

no, womb-men are just male fetuses, I've checked

Still better than putting ketchup on a hot dog 2bh.

soundcloud.com/parrot-jungle-95/ive-got-a-crush-on-you

could NEVER entertain the idea of girlfriending someone who squats in the smith
youtu.be/kvYltemN2RQ?t=2m57s

Isn't Glasgow the second largest city?

play your cards right and I'll let you suck my big white scouse cock

This

etymonline.com/index.php?allowed_in_frame=0&search=woman

You can all go home now.

>cold showers

>fetuses
FOY
O
Y
FUCK OFF YANK
YANK ALERT YANK ALERT YANK ALERT
FUCK OFF YANK

going to bed so i don't feel sad any more haha

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me_cleaning_my_willy.webm

>if you have a family member born outside your country, you must be for mass immigration

Nice try sweetie I don't think my French gran came to Britian in a stream of 300,000 other frenchies a year xxx

Ahh yes, that's just what I want when browsing the 'chon

Being reminded that I'm a kissless virgin who will N E V E R make love to a woman as attractive as her

hehe

No you stupid fucking jock mong
Birmingham as twice the population as gl*sg*w

>fetuses

You get reminded of this often when browsing the 'chon

it looks absolutely amazing don't get me wrong
just can't stand the people

fug meant to reply to sorry liz haha

when you see it

>could you

i can and do

Such is life for those who browse the fourth channel.

No it isn't you fucking paki

kek

Glasgow is the 3rd largest UK city which makes me think these stats are complete bullshit. Either that or someone thinks England = the whole of the UK.

Purple aki must get lonely

me when I see normies

get reminded of it often in life 2bh. cant really escape it.

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Bought herrings in mustard sauce from the Polish corner shop lads.

They're pretty good.

>sc*tt*sh "people"
so glad they stay out of /brit/

Picked some funguses today

>tfw my bumhole is ugly and i'm self conscious about it

what is it

>just beat off to a porn set entirely in a morgue where the only characters were corpses being carried around on hooks

really imagined things would be better than this when I was a kid

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No but I could wank to current Liz (Kendall).

my gf said the same thing when I got upset at her laughing at my willy

pics

well it's the only bit that matters

Someone post that Katie price pic in the snow

Why is it ugly lad?

> he got bullied by a scouser in real life and cries about it on the internet

CREDIBLE

yeah is right

just like northern ireland. your stats look good on paper but the reason you don't have many immigrants is because they don't want to be there

>I got upset at her laughing at my willy
please tellest me more.

Female intern at work is terrified of me lads.

Well, not just me, she has some sort of social anxiety probably. Her voice breaks and she trembles when you speak to her.

It's pretty funny.

absolutely adore the royal family, I really need to find a royal slag

Interesting, I also have one in my neighborhood that makes some good sausages and pretzels. I might try them sometime.

Same, I've shagged mine to oblivion and it's so loose and ugly.

>fruitellas a badman sweet you get me.jpg

>When paki places try to brag that being full of pakis actually means the place is great

>tfw south best
>tfw hidden gem in the british crown
>tfw gr8 place AND no migrants

I showed her my willy and she laughed at it.

boxing about to start lads

get in here:

it's just really brown and horrible

not cute at all

Imagine living in an entirely middle class country, like Switzerland

Where everything looks nice and all the people are civilised

in greggs?

90% of things I write here are lies concocted to get me (You)s

just had a browser window pop up asking me to call a number to get a "virus" "removed" from my pc, had an irritating voice over and everything

it kept popping up a username/password box presumably to keep normies from being able to just close the tab but i just closed the box and pressed ctrl-w quickly and got past it

sounds boring blud

Watching the heem on Spike instead. Boxing is a dead sport.

got a link or a name?

I'm in the corner, snorting some bugle

more minarets for switzerland

>e got bullayed by e scowsa in reel loife

fon

>tfw the new 45 year old MILF at work eyed me like she wanted to fuck me when she met me for the first time

At least, I think she did. I think I'm old enough to know by now when woman are attracted and repulsed by me but I can never be sure.

There are cities like that here lad

Central London, Bath, Oxford, Cambridge

soundcloud.com/sigmundfrued/human-by-definition-prod-by-joe-corfield

absolute choon lads

EAT FATTY, EAT!
archived.moe/tv/redirect/1474023433124.webm

no la in the privacy of my home

>heem
>spike
Hello Re󠀀ddit!

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why did it do that

>London
hahahahaha

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> fon

im keeping this thread white, rasheed

can anyone get me some meanse?

post your pre-bed chill out tunes lads

youtube.com/watch?v=h9rCobRl-ng

what was funny about it?

Write all my notes on wax tablets.

leaving Paris tell me where should I move
want to stay in europe and in a civilized place

I won't be clicking that link. I won't even be hovering over it. You've wasted your time by posting it here.

Tallinn

limerick

has anyone here actually had a girl laugh at their willy or something similar?

i want to hear about it

it will amuse me

Europe is not civilised.

Like brown ones desu

new

Hull

I hope you realise that when you say "la", you're acknowledging the superiority of the scouse race and our language

messaging the side piece, organising our next rendezvous

Weymouth

just don't go to littlemoor, westham, wyke, or town centre at night unless your with the lads

someone fedora posted me and they may have been from here

not a waste at all

this on a loop so its still playing when I wake up
youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

youtube.com/watch?v=M8IaPa9Z3vM
youtube.com/watch?v=XkyECLbJswM
youtube.com/watch?v=v5iO2JRtqp0

nope had the opposite

girl had an impressed face and told me "you have a good size"

already was aware but felt quite chuffed to hear it 2bh

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i come here to laugh at the misfortune of others not read this baka

>the execution of Saddam Hussein was unjustified

bottom center next to the beak

shan't be clicking this

Thanks man, as a manlet this is a really good retort I'll have to start using