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anime

Nice shitty map you have there, govna.

exeter

>mfw a northerner claimed benefits and smelled near me

*dabs*

real anime hours now

Redpill me on Bristol and Cardiff and maybe Swansea.

sunderland

>tfw no dot

Literally what is the point of BBC 2

What is the point of life if you don't live in Bath?

>that one time my school forced me to perform at a swimming competition when I was 12
>had to swim infront of dozens of people
>was so scared I literally pissed myself a tiny bit and was shaking like a shitting dog in front of everyone

I hope nobody saw the piss running down my leg. Still gives me chills to this day.

Not a fan of this fucking social anxiety malarkey ruining my life
AROOOOOOOO

fuck yeah cunt

I normally get the old "oh my god it's huge", or "biggest I've ever seen"

It's an ok feel

Might watch generation war again

what do you think? What should i do? Is it the right choice for me?

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Northerners are scum
Southerners are scum
Scots are scum
Welsh are scum
Irish are scum

Don't talk to me if you're not from the midlands

Yo, what them know about lock arff?
Wah? Road get lock arff
Face get chop arff
Wah? Steel and copper
Wah? Everyting lock arff
What them know about lock arff?
Ayo likkle man
What you know about lock arff?

> he got bantered by a scouser and got really upset, now he tells everyone on the internet how much he hates them

>mfw some boring twat tried to start a north v south thread near me

>sc*tt*sh "people"
so glad they stay out of /brit/

Just found out that Corbyn won.

How old were you when you realised /ck/ was the best board on Cred Forums?

Watch skins for an insight into life as a Bristolian

The other two are in Wales and irrelevant

interesting

ehh idk might be too small for me

bit interesting but it's that type of city where people just come for holidays then disappears. rich kids in uggs

Wish I could filter the "english" tbqh

worst posters

this 2bqh

Hate them

Went for a walk around town today. Student cunts everywhere, my wonderful Summer is officially over.

Now I have to deal with kids acting like they're hot shit for moving out of mummy and daddy's.

Why is Cheltenham objectively the best town in the UK lads?

>midlands

what's that when it's at home?

Who greenlit BBC three?

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ay up m8
scum is a scummy word btw

need a gyal to wine pon mi cocky

can southerners speak english?

I just presume everyone on /brit/ is a fellow flatcsp wearer

>tfw scottish
>tfw everyone sees my flag and assumes im english

devilish

I'm not going to watch Skins. That fucking teen sitcom garbage.

>mfw a southerner claimed halal and smelled near me

most of the guys and girls on OKcupid seem to be losers

bristol is great if you enjoy good night life, art scene and alternative culture. slowly getting killed off by Londoners though.

dont know anything about swansea. its ex-industrial though so probably horrible.

katyusha a shit

>its a retard who thinks england is exclusively north and south episode

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no true scotsman posts on the internet without the accent

aye, 'tis true laddy

too expensive

looks lovely though I'll give you that m8

thats because they are

Bath and Lancaster are literally superior to anything on the face of the UK

MIGHT WATCH GENERATION WAR AGAIN

WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT SHOULD I DO? IS IT THE RIGHT CHOICE FOR ME??

ah yes, another episode of crippling depression, really looking forward to this

Fuck off you jock bastard

Always laugh when even the obviously horrendous girls on okcupid still don't bother to put any effort into interactions.

>greenlit BBC three
wat?

> southerners

True though
I literally assume all brit posters are english

Saw self harm scars on my mates arm today

Great post
It's not a sitcom you fucking autist

wot tae fook

shut up loser

>swansea
youtube.com/watch?v=aIbpt1aDFqM

bad post

A fucking prayer mat

so tell me when it kicks in

mmmm mmmm
mmmhm mmm

tell me when it kicks in

It's not that expensive really desu mate

SAVED.

>southern "people"
wish I could filter the lot of them tbqh

ah yes, a rude frenchman, very original

wats inside the box

>tfw you nut and she keep succing

I've been to Bath, those Bath stone houses look absolutely grey and dirty if you don't keep them clean.

>"Southerners"

Worst posters, The north/scots/welsh are objectively better posters, even a JF is bettert than the spiel that comes from these southern ponces

I live in Bath and it's shit

Just a tourist trap for yanks and chinks. Literally nothing ever happens here

Cardiff is alright. Swansea is shite, the only good bits are nice if you're old and want to retire. Nothing for young people who aren't roiding clubbing arseholes.

whats your all time favourite /brit/ gimmick and/or meme lads?

>being this jealous of our aesthetic flag

>reading a Wikipedia article about Bath
>suddenly "Since Bath is known for the restorative powers of its waters, it is interesting to note that only 7.4% of the population describe themselves as "not healthy" in the last 12 months, compared to a national average of 9.2%; "

interesting

really have to agree with this post

just joking mate
whats bugging you

Not posted here since June
what's changed?

watching an absolutely dreadful chick flick with the flat mates right now lads

lord save me

>The Kaaba is built around a sacred black stone, a meteorite that Muslims believe was placed by Abraham and Ishmael in a corner of the Kaaba, a symbol of God's covenant with Abraham and Ishmael and, by extension, with the Muslim community itself.
a space rock

Yoga 710 lad

doing an epic bait thread on Cred Forums hehe
going to laugh at the triggered scotcucks

Ce n'est pas une vie

*places ball in the middle*

*kicks off*

>poorthern direland

is there a bigger shit hole on the face of the planet?

that one where we all pretend to be workshy benefit scrounging virgins who still live with our mums

absolutely off my rocker on biere d'or

what a saturday night

luton

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Watching Neon Genesis lads, my friend told me to skip the last 2 episodes and watch the films instead. Is he right? Or are the last 2 episodes actually worth watching?

>tfw Rei will never be your autistic gf

Belfast is literally Rorke: The City

>the word "Woman" comes from the Old French word "Wêmégner" (baking) which comes from Latin "Vulmaernia" (to cook)

absolute NEED a Katie Price gf

>tfw we'll all be waiting in line for bread because of poortherners
Succession when?

STOP POSTING THIS
IT'S NOT TRUE

*plays a searching ball down the left channel*

pretty sure it comes from womb + man

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Most grim place in the country has to be Yate
Entire town looks like this

wow
bit boring

C'est pas une vie sound better. but also a bit more familiar

>that one red spot in edinburgh

found the pakis stronghold in scotlannd

someone post some good tunes

*gives you what for*

They're Georgian. If you own a place in the centre of town you can get unironcally fined by the council for not maintaining your walls

>The execution of Saddam Hussein was unjustified

worst taste.
What are you? A mechanic called Dave from 2005?

> watchin telly
> see an advert for sofas
> black male/white female couple cuddling on the sofa
> turn the telly off in anger
> sit in darkness for 20 seconds or so until the advert is finished

Feel like going out but I don't really actually have friends.

too much cognitive dissonance in this thread tbqh

Why do they have the Ulster Separatists' flag next to the Union's one?

>Edinburgh South
>Pakis

its middle class ponces and yummy mummy types there

jog on, wanker

but that's correct
they rushed through everything to hang him before the age limit

Saddam was our greatest ally, should have helped him to win the Iran Iraq war desu

every advert is like that now a days

they know it causes controversy.

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it is though

Yeah I thought so but I was referencing this desu youtube.com/watch?v=apKlujp4Weo

I want to be dominated by a trap with a larger willy than mine

ah yes, the beautiful south west

Lads, this by-election to replace St. Cox is next month.

Us Tories aren't contesting. Nor are the Liberal Democrats. Or UKIP. Not even the bloody Greens!

Only Liberty GB, the English Democrats, and an Indie Muzzie are standing.

Prove that she died in vain. Let's all donate to Liberty GB.

are you the brit into 60-70s french pop? alri

if the bar aint bendin you're just pretendin
youtu.be/Uxp58WvcWdw?t=9m57s

>Us Tories

If you don't want a phone that's fine but I need to be able to communicate with you. Just us. I'll buy you a phone for just us. Also let's move in together soon xx


new ''gf'' is an absolute fucking mentalist

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anime lads

>Yate
>chipping sodbury
>old sodbury
>little sodbury
>codrington
>wapley
>rangworthy
>peg hill
>dodington
who the fuck named that area?

doing a poo

>Saddam was our greatest ally

>trying to act like the different regions of the UK have significant differences about them
the difference is between Londoners and Provincials, within those two groups there isn't much cultural variance

Wait, was there an age limit, or is that just because he would die soon?

>Saddam was our greatest ally
I don't know enough about him to judge 2bh.

Why not the English Democrats?

>new SJW channel 4 documentary
>Google the producers name
>he's a jew literally everytime
>feel intense anger for a few minutes

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Why do Corbyn supporters think that the British electorate will suddenly have a mass 'awakening' and suddenly want to live in a socialist nirvana?

I can just about understand why you'd support him but I can't fathom the levels of delusion about his mass appeal

positively REQUIRE an S.E. Cupp gf

who here /no friends at uni/

>who the fuck named that area?

bunch of sods

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>implying England isn't really the size of Indiana and the UK smaller than many US States.

ooh arr, it's luyk Uy nev'rr left dhe farrm reeli, goin' tu Yate.

most comfy town in the south-west?

asdfg

imagine being strong enough that >360kg is a warmup weight for you
incredible 2bh

No, just cleanse the North. Some of us are human

because they're thickos

>local police boasting about shutting down a 50 person house party on twitter

lmao, how tame

feel bad for giggling now

Why does shitposting make the pain go away?

Literally Bath

100% beautiful Georgian architecture and nature

They're English separatists

> tfw you join a queue
> somebody else joins the queue
> instead of standing behind you, they stand next to you, so that they can pretend that they're next and not me

what the FUCK are you playing at

That's dooping mental lad

kingsbridge or salcombe

plymouth

bit true
same for france to some extent
people just need to understand that the whole UK is built around London, just like France is built around Paris. Both these countries would be shite without the main city

The blowing up of his #rare offroader definitely was, you uncultured cunts.

I thought they only wanted a devolved English Parliament similar to that of Scotland and Wales. Hmmm...

that's LITERALLY what i'm saying you illiterate fuck. There aren't significant regional cultural differences in the UK (excluding london, which actually is very different)

having a go

That's dooping mental lad

*qalks off and

What makes him tick?

Because they're separatists and LGB are counter-jihadist.

I'm a Tory, I'm not wiring money to any anti-British group

>her replacement put forth by Labour is an ex–actress from a soap.
I want to vote for anybody but Labour in B.&S. because it's all a stitch–up by the main parties.

been to both

Not disagreeing with you on that, that looks like a sweet car. Too bad the man wasn't as nice.

''like many dwarves, ken was an angry man'' HAHA

population density

the uk is a 50th of the size with a 10th of the population

fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*

I think they want independence.

I know that about 30% of Englishmen want independence.

I REQUIRE a Kayleigh McEnany g.f.

>Not being pro English independence

You're probably literally Scottish

Fair enough.

I guess.

>I know that about 30% of Englishmen want independence.
Englexit? Are those the same people who complain about Scotland wanting to leave the UK and join the EU?

having a thinking do

getting high was a mistake

I'm pretty pissed that my lot and the party I used to be in both rolled over for this

>I know that about 30% of Englishmen want independence.
i've never come across this before, as an englishman. Would be cool though now you mention it.

Glory be

might have a wank to source porn

Pottery or something

>reddit flags

ah yes

>*qalks off and
what did he mean by this?

got high yesterday for the first time in years and years. Had to focus really hard on not throwing up and i could feel my heart beating. Just convinced myself it was like doing cardio haha x

do people still use reddit flags

theres an ad floating about atm (thinks its for Lloyds RBC) thats all about 'change' in society and one of the 'progress moments' shows a white MAN proposing to a black MAN!!

Just popping in to remind you lads that a virtuous life is its own reward, and to stay away from chemical stimulants and other immoral forms of distraction

autism

You mean these?

Source hahahahahahahahaha :)

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>Canadian flags
Ahhhhhhhh yes

no idea what you're on about lad

got high recently and almost slipped on a metal grate on the pavement (it rained outside before...). had to grab the arm of the person I was with so my arse would not touch the ground

I agree with this to a degree I think. Don't think it's necessary to go completely T-Total, but it's important to keep things in perspective and to ensure that hedonism doesn't distract you from more important things like contributing to society

I'm literally right there

Harry Potter lived in a Barratt shithole

religion of peace

I wonder who could be behind this

being cynical, it's a certain seat for labour, why waste a popular MP that could be used to battle in the midlands?

I'd definitely be pro-English independence

I've no faith in the union 2bqh.


No idea.

Religion of Peace setting off diversity fireworks again?

thought it said i want a curry in manchester
was gonna be like
yes hun, lets go xxx
haha

He's not wrong, you know.

When you smoke too much in one go and then you suddenly start feeling your teeth move around, eat a dinner for three people, get cold enough to wrap yourself in every blanket in the house and finally pass out for ten hours while a loop of cartoons you set up beforehand runs on your PC.

eh aboot

all me

religion of peas

off from work for 2 weeks
left a load of shit for the "team" to pick up tomorrow

Stay true that's all me

so why has Birmingham sentenced itself to an eternity of irrelevance in the face of the other greater councils instead of merging with wolverhampton and conventry and the like?

Are the satellite towns threatened by this victorian masterpiece?

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Aesthetic video

wtf is this

Who watching the Elton John concert?

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very good post mr london

Devious lad

assuming it was muslims, why would they attack budapest?

fucking hell one time when I was a teen I smoked a bit too much and I turned pale and started sweating real hard (it wasn't even hot outside), like sweat was literally dripping on my face like my skin was crying. horrible. just wanted to close my eyes and stop moving

>black Nazis

Terrifying 2bh

Drinking a Caffrey's Irish Ale lads.

What are you drinking?

few cold ones

I am, but I also pointed out that I'm a Tory. You equate locality with ideology and that's all wrong. If your line of thought made any sense I'd be a knuckle-dragging Nat

Most of us Scots didn't vote. Also, we decidedly rejected leaving the UK and our devolved assembly only has a mandate of 25% of the population - less of us than the amount that voted to leave the EU.

The media must feed you a lot of nonsense about us.

I've spent thousands campaigning for Brexit for over a decade and I'm so chuffed

just want a good nights kip

>ID past expiration date since April
>need photos to get a new one to buy and register a new car because the sister needs this one soon
>singular pimples keep appearing in my face after months of clean skin

Opposition from black country autists who pride themselves on being just that little bit more scummy than brummies

>So-called 'Daesh' only capable of bombing some eastern European shithole

kek

never liked weed desu

i'm shy and awkward enough without monging out

PM of hungary is particularly rorke

probably a false flag to drum up support for his far-right party

Any new memes?

rasheed

Lads

Kate's drunk

Might get a blowy Joey tonight

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why does my bellend always smell like fish at the end of each day

tajmul

sadid khaamjesh

you forgot the gorilla lad

>Ywn be able to drop $21k on a first class Emirates flight

Doing a depression lads

youtube.com/watch?v=84WIaK3bl_s

Are you ever leaving EU, my nightmares show you wont, and voting will just be skipped.

islam

he got upgraded for free

>I'm so chuffed

That the union is literally falling apart?

one of the first times i got high i thought my arms were shaking so i started walking around outside (I was at a mates house). Was absolutely convinced I stepped on a nail, so I went back inside to the light to check for a hole in my foot. Ended up running into my mate's mum and crying into her arms for about half an hour

what are your plans mate?

Why is Toby Jones in every british move about when he's ugly a.f.? Did he put on the pheromones that attract jewish directors?

lel, me and me lads did these cough suppressant pills (same active substance as in Robitussin and other cough syrups) once after reading about them on the internet. I turned pale as an egg and laid cross eyed in the frontyard, and a friend of mine got an extremely puffy face as if he had an allergic reaction. The sleep afterwards was epic though, felt like months of sleeping even though it was only six hours.

early 2017 m8

No shit you fucking retard.

We already voted in favour of leaving and the PM has said we are definitely leaving.

so he didn't 'drop' 21k

can a black hole eat a supernova

shame, my dad is from the southern suburbs of Birmingham and seemed saddened by it being overtaken by greater manchester. he used to cycle to coventry and obverse the empty lots and other remnants of the blitz

can my arse eat a 10 inch cock?

There's some shit going on with the bill of rights that apprently means brexit is illegal because parliment opposed it

It will happen though, May is just delaying because the tories are in a mess right now

Mum just asked me if I was gay in front of my dad, sister and brother, she said they aren't bothered if I am.

Women really have no shame do they.

How can I explain to them that I'm not gay, just a turboautist? because they should have fucking guessed it by now.

Me on the right.

Don't have the gorilla saved on my laptop.

Got this memetastic image instead.

>Casey Neistat

This ugly fuck gives me hope

reckon i could batter a cheetah if it attacked me

Are you fucking retarded? Where did I say he did?

The flight costs 21k, I'm not arsed that he didn't personally, I'm just talking in general.

Fuck me, I know the autistic thing is usually a joke but I think you need checking.

depression and self-loathing :3

hello, young lady

is your mother home?

How the hell does the guy even have so many subscribers? All he does is wear painted sunglasses and roll around on a powered skateboard.

Coventry should be moved back into Warwickshire and West Midlands renamed Greater Birmingham tbqh
Is your dad from Yardley? Think you've said this before

reckon i could fuck up The Rock with my bare fists

HOWLING
>Gennifer Flowers is an American model and actress who obtained notoriety after revealing a sexual relationship with former U.S. President Bill Clinton.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no shes in spain

but ISIS don't bother with countries with little or no muslim populations they can use for their benefit though

they don't just attack random countries/cities like that. they factor things in first

upgraded? how does that happen? why does that happen?

wasn't aware this was a thing

you sound like a little light weight bitch haha x

That we're leaving the EU. The SNPare just using this as they do everything else, all polls show a decrease in support for leaving the Union.

The only way we're falling apart is if the separatist fags manage to push England into cutting us off.

Extrapolating the Tory vote gains here in Scotland, the SNP have hit their peak.

Ulster's been "leaving" for over a hundred years now. It's never happening. The country's only falling apart in your imagination.

Thanks, you show a great lead to other countries.

B A N T E R
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That makes sense, considering birmingham is a bit grim compared to coventry.

Spooky, how do you remember that? And yes its me

When will the janny start getting rid of fucking gormless pakis like this

>Unable to read
>Is actually autistic
>Likes the janny

Could you be anymore of a runt?

you should go outside

>gormless
You're that underage runt who posts 'piss poo poo poo wank poo piss poo' everyday

Fuck off

>Try and get to sleep
>Can't
>Start needing a piss instead

Ah yes

But even you know your thinking is the minority of Scotland

For some weird fucking reason flights on popular routes always sell more tickets than they have room for (there's a logic to it but I can't remember, something to do with people not turning up).

So sometimes all the people do turn up, so you have to make room for people and so what better way to placate a pleb you overbooked with than give them a free upgrade?

piss poo poo poo wank poo piss poo

>birmingham is a bit grim compared to coventry.
They're both fairly grim but Birmingham at least has nice parts, Coventry has nothing

And I just remember some leaf mentioning Yardley, lost my virginity to a girl from there I know the area well

Pineal is reeling after this
youtube.com/watch?v=LPhgDfT4Zpc

'arry Kén, Vardz and Woy.jpg
Nicola ...
>I've spent thousands campaigning for Brexit for over a decade
hmm, I'm questioning the veritas of this part.

didn't it dye the pool?

instagram.com/p/BKq8kEFjI8O/

ah yes

art

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oh, fuck off you goddamn monstrosity to this board. seriously why are leaf posts this bad? I'm getting fucking sick of it

shan't be cliccing this

Why do I keep seeing this picture?
Who is it?

Rapidly aging female geek seeks any gendered fellow geek to help her feel young. Must be proficient in long conversation, open with their emotions and able to cook when their partner can't be bothered pausing her game. Would ideally have knowledge of pop culture and not easily tire of having films and TV quoted at them endlessly, while finding tattoos and piercings attractive.

I'm Nicola Sturgeon because I believe that England could do much better without the burden of Scotland? Not everyone in England is a sentimental unionist.

But does she shag often?

*fart*

>I work in a call centre. I studied Psychology at uni, but didn't complete my degree.

sounds like if my gf made a dating profile haha

she wouldn't do that would she :/

America is just a Jewish experimental playground

going to the doctors on Wednesday about my constant need to pee despite heavily regulating my liquid intake

>I work in a call centre. I studied Psychology at uni, and complete my degree.

Go on limeys, give me your worst

It will be a UTI

What a stupid thing to get sad about. Who honestly cares about population size? SMALLER is better. Mumbai has 19 million people but you couldn't pay me to live there.

>the burden of scotland
lmao at this

if you're from anywhere outside of the city of london you're almost certainly more of a burden on the UK than scotland

I sincerely hope you beat your gf

who cares mate she sounds like an insufferable cunt

fuck

Should I pre-order Playstation VR, lads?

>he's baitng for (You)s pretending to be diabetic again.

America has many brown people in it who have changed the values and appearance of your nation in recent years.

oh, fuck off you goddamn monstrosity to this board. seriously why are limey posters this bad? sick of them

It's alright mate, maybe your doctor won't think you're a virgin

currently have had a UTI for about ten years never bothered getting rid of it bit an inconvenience when i wank or piss the cock feels weird in a bad way

""""""""""brown"""""""""" """"""""""people""""""""""

Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway

sure if you like motion sickness and headaches

pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=75406938

Not a problem I didn't even go to the doctor with mine

Maybe this Although I got mine because I got poo down my shaft from a dildo

Interesting, might cool it with the truthful posting if im that recognizable, can't have mentioned Yardley more than a handful of times. What are the nice parts of Birmingham? I went there when I was like 11 to visit my gran but I remember it being pretty shit. I'm going back to the UK soon so I'd like to redeem it as it were. Vindicate? dunno the word im looking for
Its not about population, its about relevance. Birmingham will get bullied when it comes to investment spending from London because its less important than greater manchester.

I spent 600 quid on an oculus, played a couple of rollercoaster simulators and got bored

Wait until the technology is actually mindblowing, or at least cheap

youtube.com/watch?v=x0H22bEZpGk what a choon got me tearing up

Say that you are sorry.

Its true though

Your country is owned by Jews

I had it LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG before I had even kiissed a girl

someone summarise the current theories of unification of the fundamental forces

My state has always had around 40% black population. Try again.

someone can't handle the banter

No. That said, Sony are probably the only people who can actually create a worthwhile library for a VR headset.

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SNAP

give the speed a rest lad

what the fuck lad

Hello billionaire

Lighting fast janny reflexes.

No. We will always oppose a united europe

h-he's fast!

just knocked over my ashtray and got ash and joint butts all over the floor fuck me

Edgbaston, Sutton Coldfield, Solihull, Moseley, Harbourne

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What? I don't mean a giant piece of shit, not visible to the naked eye.

I do anal a lot and I was just unlucky.

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should i order some ket lads

..photographer

how the fuck did it get down your shaft

I love America lad, would move at the first chance someone gave me

But its quite obvious that your entire country is run by Jews. Americans are the ants and Jews are your owners

REEEEEE it would have been glorious

This is unironically hilarious

kek

Are you the lad that helped me ages ago cos you tried shoving your cock up your arse when I had mine?

You made me feel better when I had one months ago lad and I am very grateful.

umuddafuggau

In the lube I'm guessing.

>nice parts of Birmingham
Sutton, Streetly, Four Oaks, Solihull

Sweden is your friend you can trust him.

Me and the lads getting ready to go paki bashing.

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so lonely
so alone

I'm off to Bath tomorrow for uni lads give tips for freshers

>Now go home and file your fucking flight plan

all this stuff is self apparent. why make an infographic

so is UK

Cheers.

Is there anything to do in these areas? I imagine they might have a nice pub or two.

Is it illegal to break some paki's takeaway's windows in because they gave you food poisoning?

>You made me feel better when I had one months ago lad and I am very grateful.

Lel yes that's me. I deducted that it wasn't actually from putting my knob in my bum because of the timings of it arising.

Glad you're ok.

stay in your room all day and post on /brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=GyzGayfI400

the world is really becoming right lads

not sure how I feel

if you need tips you've already fucked up

no

new

na na naaaa
na na naaaa
youtube.com/watch?v=nDsvPmfBuXg
I wanted to touch you
... so many times.

fuck off

Yes. Take it to civil claims court.

thinking about catching up on some molyenux on the 'tubes

Not really, nothing is run by Jews here, its just a side-effect from American shit leeching all over the wrold

Don't bother going out with your troglodyte room mates

>I love America lad, would move at the first chance someone gave me


>wanting to move to a country where blacks are being systematically executed by the police
>wanting to move to a country where we have a clown and a criminal running for office
>wanting to move to a country that still oppresses homosexuals

Sutton park is nice
One of the third biggest urban parks in Europe

this is what I done

didn't leave my flat for about four days during freshers haha

kill yourself

not sure if i have a UTI or if my acid use has made me incontinent

don't do what lisicki did

>Just given Israel $38 billion
>Merchants aren't even grateful and say it should be more
>Merchant I would die for you

hes here

>having a 'smarties or m&ms' debate with m8
>invoke godwin's law 28 times within the space of 3 minutes
>still lose the debate

fuck off abnormie

H-HE'S FAST!

Alright, why is Janny doing this? Does he want you to wait for page 9 or something?

What difference does it make ffs

looks like I'm not going to bed

this, Boldmere gate best gate

do not under any circumstance be yourself

Butters go back.

...

FONC

>anime

gaylord

Doxxed :')

I don't pay taxes

Are HP Pavilion laptops any good?

No

Fuck off we don't want you here
Self hating cunt

>HP anything
>good

terrible

Not listening to any of you 2bh, buying one anyway.

HE'S

I have a HP printer and it's good. Fuck you.

yoga 710 or bust

Their brown sauce is nice

new

No and don't get Lenovo either

In fact, stick to high-end Windows laptops or Apple

Everything else is trash that will fall apart and glitch all over the place

Lenovo Yoga is the best "consumer" laptop you can get

The six things I could never do without
Phone, TV, music, books, coffee, chocolate.

I thought america was more relaxed towards homosexuals

ABÖÜT

holly is so sexy

how the fuck did her manlet bald speccy husband get her

Why, any reason in particular?

HP suffer from overheating issues, they break easily.

Are Dell laptops any good?

maybe in yankee states. here in the south 45% of republicans support the exectuions of homosexuals

>Apple
Mate, I'm fucking borderline poor, I haven't got that sort of money to be spunking on a glossy accessory like that.

>wanting to move to a country where blacks are being systematically executed by the police
>wanting to move to a country that still oppresses homosexuals
These sound great desu.

>wanting to move to a country where we have a clown and a criminal running for office

Why didn't Bernie get nominated lad? He seemed based as fuck

are you the most progressive person on Cred Forums? i applaud your honesty, unless you're baiting

>The media must feed you a lot of nonsense about us.
Not unlikely, given that our media was rather anti-Brexit.