What's your sister/daughter country?

What's your sister/daughter country?
>Portugal
>It's brasil

>not cute little Macau

>Sister
Poland
>Daughter
Latvia

>macau

macau is our brother

>Brazil
>It's Portugal

>Bastard faggot son
Urugay

Then again Bosnia is Croatia so I dunno

"One soul, but we are two!"

1 twin brother, 1 little brother and 1 little sister

can Italy be my sister please?

Brazil is the old kid we expect to do well, but is a bit of a delinquent.

Timor/Macau are the well behaved but useless babies.

The African colonies are the retarded triplets that we only kept around for welfare money, but we never expected much out of them.

Portugal is the drunk father.

...

Sure, and we both have little cute baby sisters too: you have andorra, we have malta.

:(

More like a longtime neighbor who suddenly barged in to the house, claimed the it was his property and proceeded to charge rent until a big fat slav beat him in a fight and got the deed to the house before killing himself. After that the ownership returned to its rightful owner and now the former owner and current owner are once again neighbors who get along just fine.

>Timor
you mean OUR baby?

Couldn`t have said better, papai
lol

>Italy
Greece sister
San Marino daughteru

delet this

Timor Leste is Portuguese clay, and the Lusitanian enclave on the Indian Ocean and Oceania.

You dutch-muslim spawn have caused enough trouble for our friendly gooks since the 70's.

>its portuguese because some mongrel speak portuguese
islam tier mindset tbqh

>sister
Scotland
>daughter
Boston

We don't have any sister or daughter country. We alone against all of you bastards.

It's Portuguese because they have existed as a Portuguese colony for 500 years, almost, which is older than even most countries.

Not even Slovakia?

You guys don't have to like your sister.

Forgot to mention I'm Bulgarian.

Eesti all the way
LÜRP LÜRP

and more than 3 of our provinces been dutch colony for 350 years, your point?

Liberia?

This, Estonia is our only brother

Now Laos is our brother, back then the Khmer Empire was our rival, and Champa was our tributary state.

That Timor Leste has been Portuguese for longer than if was Indonesian, if I'm reading the wiki right.

what about hungary?

Malta is our daughter

England is our retarded sister while North African countries are our kids.

Hey, at least Brazil inherited Portugal's taste in food, and made himself a into a fucking great cook on his own merit, which makes Papatugal very proud.

>Brazil is the old kid we expect to do well, but is a bit of a delinquent.
Meus lados explodiram agora.

Sisters: Australia, New Zealand
Daughter: Minnesota