/brit/

ULUDAG GAZOZU
4 KEBAP PLEASE KARDECIM

Now's the time to invest in ciggy case manufacturers.

Got some old photos developed and the ex gf and I look so happy

The way her arms are wrapped around me and her natural, glowing smile, beautiful.

It's all gone

nog music

call what? those are different genres

Nice fag and a glass of wine

want to fedora pic this

youtube.com/watch?v=Nh9_xVdjeJc

my great granny was alive during the victorian era and told my dad that when she was a wee kid her mother slapped her headmaster with a fish

nigger music

really enjoying these posts

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Shan't be opening

Isn't grime something completely different from the original '90s garage and 2step?

youtube.com/watch?v=OggJnzoVLlc

This is the stuff I think of when I hear 2step.

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racism will not be tolerated on this thread. please leave

>call what? those are different genres

crazy how every yanks on Cred Forums are rorkes. quite weird too

Funny thing is it won't make a difference

Fags have had "this will kill you" written on them for a decade and people are still smoking

I always wondered why brits in Hollywood are always fancy, elegant and smart when in real life they have the trashiest culture in Europe

WE

lol mate that's speed garage

What's the accepted term nowadays; negro?

you play cities skylines
you're okay in my book

im quite fair do i look like a racist?
my old school full of black faces

you're just a leftwing faggot so everyone seems rightwing to you

black you tosser

It's not so much aimed at current smokers, it's aimed at the kids who haven't yet developed the revolting habit

Anyone watch The Frankenstein Chronicles? Is it any good?

>mfw I'm about to unleash the Norther Powerhouse

>I always wondered why brits in Hollywood are always fancy, elegant and smart when in real life they have the trashiest culture in Europe

More like Northern Powerstance

*caves in your chest cavity with a bowling ball*

immortality is not possible because of the heat death of the universe

Dumb JFs

need a bf

Are you just one poster or are there multiple?
I'm sure ive seen this in every thread for the last 24 hours

nice gimmick though lad, i like it a lot

>faggot
FOY
and it is true that I have left wing leaning tendencies but I'm not thinking in absolute and binaries. You should start doing so too you absolute mong

>it still makes you feel like a part of humanity when you have a fat girl clinging to you after
You underestimate my discomfort in social interaction, emotional dependency and physical contact. I could lie next to Sophie EB and still I wouldn't find sleep with her moving and making sounds and radiating heat and getting her hair in my face all the time. Not having a bedroom to yourself is absolutely horrible.

i.imgur.com/hpZZ31L.gifv

your mum isn't possible because of the heat death of my cock haha

Meant to attach this
youtu.be/D8PeDsO0vGo

skylines?

>lost weight once
>attention from women, some fit ones too
>was still to shy and self conscious to do anything with them
>put all the weight back on over a couple of years
>now nearing end of my twenties
>still hugless, kissless, handholdless
>still can't motivate myself to do anything about my weight
>in a job now where i'm literally surrounded by women that i could be putting to the sword

never reply to me again

what did wiley mean by this?

Losing weight is the easiest and quickest thing in the world

Its super fucking simple and its free too

had an ungodly amount of biscotti today lads

and the nights only just beginning

youtube.com/watch?v=yed_LBjsKlQ

madman

>"jeez why are americans so right wing"
>"it seems that waybecause you're left wing"
>"uh no Im not completely left wing so that cant be it"

gf just sent me this, how do i respond?

Going to get drunk on my own

I'm actually unironically looking for the guy but he seems to have left /brit/

not an argument hun x

I have that glass

Its fucking shit

Join the cause tovarish.

I won't disagree with you. I lose it really fast when I put my mind to it but never stick to it because I can't eat healthy.

pretty pathetic tbqh

good lad

Swear my mind just wants to work against me these days

lose weight you bender

you'll be swimming in fanny that should be more than enough motivation

call her a runt

Tell her that she'll fit more words per page in a larger format notebook instead of that hipster journal garbage.

lol

He wanted to know what people called it but the name grime was agreed on
youtu.be/2cyNn_MW81k

oh fug lads

your 30s are the easiest period to pull women, they're all desperate to settle down with a bloke

honestly very much looking forward to getting married and having a family in the future

>wiping out glasgow
>horrible

wiping out glasgow can only be a positive

*launches my gangsta throat-singing career*

lol what a looser

what do you call a gay frenchman?

a faguette

x

had a dream about glasgow

i will find the post i made about it and then repost it

That's bullshit regards, bullshitfrogs. Bombs don't just explode on their own or when bumped into, especially not nuclear bombs.

>just ordered a pizza
>won't be able to afford it unless I spend my new fiver

there he goes again

>the word "Woman" comes from the Old French word "Wêmégner" (baking) which comes from Latin "Vulmaernia" (to cook)

ah yes glasgow

like the line seperation on this post. Made me feel anticipation, and then the little kiss which you delivered to my cheek after the joke let me know you'd finished speaking.

here we go:

>derby day
>get off the train at the station and start wandering around
>rangers fans everywhere
>sit down and watch them going to the game, hoping to see some fighting or something
>a qt is near me so i start chatting to her
>getting along well with her and her fat mates
>they suddenly leave
>follow them but not sure if i should
>walk through this tunnel walkway
>accidentally bump into some guy that proceeds to beat the shit out of me
>stumble out of the tunnel and find an unguarded ps3 and television, all hooked up
>see a guy about to steal it, he offers me a cigarette if i don't do anything, which i accept
>the owners of the ps3 arrive and theres an awkward standoff so i leave
>suddenly notice everyone is really aggressive and hostile
>keep my head down and walk to the top of a multi-story car park
>stumble upon a bag of torture equipment - baseball bats, ropes, knives, guns etc.
>gang of scots approach
>jump off the multi-storey car park
>somehow back at the train station
>catch the train and end up in Carlington, even further north than glasgow
>can't get a train to leeds as the only train going there was a special train with a horse shaped steam engine train for the GOT cast
>wake up

this was last night btw

*catch a opp slippin*
*get sentenced to life in prison*

Sell it for a few hundred quid on ebay. Then you'd be able to afford multiple pizzas.

When all the good ones are already gone and the rest either already have children or come with a rail tunnel that would fit an actual railcar.

what's wrong with glasgow?

hewat

fuck me. Wonder how many people have fallen down that when drunk or whatever

lads post worldies

you can always count on the krauts to autistically shoehorn efficiency into every post they make

Have the money just not in cash

can hear fireworks from my house

what are the runts doing

going to bed in a VERY depressed state

@65313581
You first.

those piercings are so early 00s

my.mixtape.moe/uhzonr.mp4

hope you wake up happier lad x

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I know none of u care but I can't tell anyone I'm afraid of what they will say but I need to tell anyone to get it off my chest even if it's to a bunch of anime watching virgins.
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I'm Actually a girl I may have been male but I'm fixing that problem.

album "art"

>nigger tier celtic fans
>nigger tier ranger fans

post boipucci

Apart from scientific studies attesting everyone being more depressed and dying several years earlier in Glasgow than in any other part of the country?

When can /brit/ finally be free of fat niggers like this?

why do celebrities apple service accounts keep getting hacked?

You'd think that apple would use top notch encryption as standard like everyone else

done

>scientific
>depression
ahh yes

tits that fall and end up like a splattered medusa are so disgusting

Apple's encryption is the best on the planet

But there's always someone out there who's better

weren't the fappening leaks obtained through phishing?

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It's 1:40 in the AM, I've meant to already be in bed, but I just had a bowl of honey wheats with milk and now I'm feeling very very comfortable.

The fitting piece of music for peaceful late night comfort is Ruby, My Dear.

youtube.com/watch?v=6liAgg4SN88

Doing speed before its even midday
Y/n?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ee8wzZZcuSk

it's usually by retards being retards
i.e. having weak passwords or not setting up 2 step verification, or not setting secret questions.

all their personal details are freely available on the net, it isn't hard to find out their mothers maiden name.

OH LOOK AT ME I'M BRITTY BONG BONG OY OY I DRINK GIANT WARM BEERS BECAUSE I HOPE IT COMPENSATES MY SISSYNESS

Know a lad from Glasgow that moved to Birmingham

It must be bad

Why can't Americans spell properly?

Chomh maith leis sin, do mhuintir na hÉireann, cad é mar atá sibh anocht?

can see the headlines now
>the real hacker Cred Forums: man behind "fappening" leaks identified as amer hussein from rochdale

>not getting up a cheeky line as soon as you wake up to get the day going
literally missing out on living like a demigod

>raises fingercup of piss thin beer for a toast to the Dutchies

paki bastard

Think we should crank up coal production and use lads, melt some ice and get rid of the Netherlands for good

has poleaboo gone to trial yet?

literally nobody drinks english beer here

king dede

>he is enamoured with a shiny new bio-survival token

P E N I S
O
O

Post waifus.

"Remember George, stand with your legs apart! It makes you look dominant and powerful."

>Proceeds to give best impersonation of the trauma of rickets.

And then some more until I we can claim Marie Byrd Land for a new joint colony while the niggers in Africa literally burst into flames.

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have you ever tried this?

is it good?

fuck off murderer

Looks like doodoo

i'm a reclusive weirdo but not once have i wanted to watch pedo cartoons

is it an actual mental illness or what

why are you a weirdo?

DEFLATE ON PLATE

Girl I sat next to in English in Year 13 made a post to Facebook.

Her husband (she's bloody married) bought her some shit perfume for her birthday.

And cooked her something as well. Served it all nicely with candles. Except on the plate is onion rings.

She thinks this is nice.

Stupid normies. Don't envy them a bit.

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met a lot of nice people over the last two weeks since moving to uni lads. Feeling quite nice generally

what's the point in framing life the way this pseudo intellectual ponce does if it doesnt make you happier

the canadian is a good poster

>Year 13

why do bongs have this

I wank in to jars.

Claimed

some girl i used to fancy in year 13 got engaged recently, fucking weird

>halfway through course
>0 (zero) friends

Knew it was going to happen but still a bit disappointed.

there should be a 1% tax on cash

It's a southern poofter thing.

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH A CAPITAL P

Would bet money those onion rings came from the freezer section. Stupid black t-shirt twat.

the MI6 is here

preston bus station

2bh I did a foundation course at a uni in london last year and fucking hated it, met no one, got no friends. The main difference between this year and last year is I stopped watching porn honestly. Idk if that's why i feel so much more confident but I think it probably could be. what you studying?

Not sure how that even happens lad, do you just not talk to anyone ever?

Haven't seen you post this for a while you fucking nonce

Now I'm in the mood for onion rings.

Sixth form

how's your btec in plumbing going portherner

twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/769133868859453440

fuck the queen

Penelope Creighton Ward

rolf mate i thought you were in prison

Fuck the Queen

should have got a shared house

unless you are completely socially retarded and would fail to make friends that way too

will all the SJWs who did worthless 'liberal arts degrees' and are now making coffee or stacking shelves still be doing said professions in 20 years time?

surely w-.. they won't ... r-right?

what happened to him?

remember i used to chat with him on skype.

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>Sixth form

and that's supposed to make more sense to me?

really want bigger forearms. What do you lads do to build forearms

at least he's enjoying himself, even if it's simple

Nowt wrong with a days graft nancy boy.

SEE THE 4 BEST CREWS IN THE GAME I'M IN DEM

Some will, some won;t

King of the Runts

Pipa got hacked lads

Would you trade your life for his lads

Bet his pineal gland is calcified to fuck, but maybe it's better that way, ignorance in bliss eh

what happened to kyary posting?

post it

>british
>culture
pick one

Just accidentally stepped on a slug when going out the back, feel like a legit murderer, hate myself. literally stood there for 5 minutes mourning it

PAPER
PAPER
THATS WHAT I SEE

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What you do when you're 16-18 before uni

Or if you're retarded you go do a vocational course at some scummy "college"

two years of "adult" school after year 11 for A levels

Did you give it a proper burial?

Wank x F

Have they actually released anything or did the daft cunt get caught before he could?

yeah well i accidentally killed a centipede with a high pressure water gun yesterday

psst

lads i've just heard this great new choon, bit obscure at the moment but think its gonna be a big one, absolute banger

youtu.be/uxpDa-c-4Mc

twitter.com/cantreIate/status/778357581471297537
fucking howling at this

mongs

good lads

She's normie but also working class or lower middle at best. Runtiest of the runts.

When I was younger I used to collect snails with my brother and make a little house for them and feed them chopped up bits of salad, maybe you could do that for slugs. You can't bring that slug back but you can improve the lives of those who survived the wrath of your boot.

it's where all the soft lads go after school before they do their useless degrees

your school system is weird and wrong

Dunno
I heard it's just some pictures

absolute fucking belter

dudeeee im totally trippin ballz rite now!!!11!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=y1tFQMjc-IE

No u

lol

It's strange, she was fairly posh but now she works in a supermarket and does stuff like this. She didn't even go to uni. She might be one of those weird people who move down a social class.

>£28,000 for a piece of paper that says you can write a few essays

Fucking hilarious

how does the average British teenager dress during their Comprehensive School years?

wtf i love the UK now

HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH

you're outing yourself as a crypto-yank, lad

>tfw quebec has the equivalent of sixth form and i went to a grammar school for secondary

that anglo feel

raining and i'm more than a little comfy about it

god damn life is hard without good friends

>c.p.
foy

god I would love to cum all over the acne of the batty boy on the left

My father came home drunk from the pub and did a comical rendition of the crushing of Russians, Poles, Belarussians, Jews and Ukrainians by the Germans in WW2 to this song

youtube.com/watch?v=fjiTOXHd7kQ

however the night did end in him telling me how much of a disappointment i am basically

FUCK OFF NONCE

Good lid

Is anybody buying this allergy story. She is a sick woman. Fainting spells, uncontrollable coughing, she's on blood thinners, she gets blood clots, her husband says she has the flu, her campaign says its pneumonia. Why was she rushed to her daughters and not the hospital when she passed out on 9/11. What was it they didn't want people to know outside her circle. Something is not right.

like that

the plebby ones have jumpers instead of blazers

Bet her parents are pround. Does her hubby work unskilled blue collar?

>4 (four) entire white people

surreal

aren't they knocking that down?
or making it into a car park or something

where my comrades at

>get facebook after people ask why i don't have one
>set one up and add people
>two women have kids
>nothing but fucking pictures and posts about being mums
>deactivated

Jesus Christ lads. It's probably good for pulling birds but I can't handle that.

>seasonal waifu

Pirate scumbag

just shagged my 16 year-old gf in the back of argos again

/here/

ready to post text at anyone who mocks our dear leader

yeah just hang on a sec

What did you eat for dinner?

is this the average UK school uniform?

no, in queensland australia we have primary school from ages 6 to 12 and high school from ages 13 to 17 and that's the objectively correct way to do it

Don't know, I would guess by looking at him he works at a car dealership or Carphone Warehouse or a call centre or some other job where you have to pressure other twats to buy shit but I'm not going to look at his Facebook and find out in case I pop up in his 'People you may know' list and they're in bed together and he says "hmm... who's [my name]' and they talk about me in bed.

the dumb pirate frogposter is in /lat/

get in

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hehe gonna put a big ole' ball of american made lead in the judeo-bolsheviks temple? good on ya brother man, totally rad!

me on the right

>People keep asking if i have Facebook
>I say no because it's shit
>They say they're proud of me
>MFW
True story

taco bell

>white shirt
>obligatory tie
>either blazer or jumper exposing said tie
yes

canny stand when birds talk about how they're so fat when they're not

runt

here we do not have taco bells though

dad just walked out the front door for 20 minutes then walked back in. Asked him why he went out and he said "no reason"
ah yeah okay dad not weird at all

Yeah

Blazer, shirt, clip on tie, and school trousers

>omg i just had a curry chip
>so fat!!!11!!!11111!!!

Yes but only autists and year 7s wear jumpers

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474615480820.webm

Beautiful voices. Wish I had a nice harmonic voice and not my deep monotone hoarse shite

hahhahahaha

he went for a spliff

>clip on tie
the fuck?

He was picking up

fuck all normies in existence

fucking flotsam

pondering the amount of pain and suffering in the world and how it's all in vain because life is totally meaningless and pointless

youtube.com/watch?v=1FR842KUaOw

loser

My school got proper arsey about regular ties because everyone would do them far too short and changed it to clip on ones

Bit silly looking back on it, they got incredibly uppity about the tiniest of things

Shut up nerd

>clip on tie
umm
*walks off to talk to someone else*

listening to alan watts

he has a nice voice

Send the blairites to the gulag

AH YES BRITISH CULTURE i.4cdn.org/gif/1474761953517.webm i.4cdn.org/gif/1474761953517.webm i.4cdn.org/gif/1474761953517.webmhttp://i.4cdn.org/gif/1474761953517.webm

>CSI Ambleside
lmfao

gotta sign on on monday lads and i'm on my last warning before they force me on a course

might just send some fake emails tbf

Drones.

Same I deleted it two years ago
Don't know why autists here bow to normies pressure, they respect me for just being myself

can't get over this video
body would explode with chills if I witnessed this live

well lads
im officially over video games at the ripe old age of 20

good night

>le social outcast man so le intelligent and unique

you share the same basic inherent selfish wants of every other runt under the sun only you pretend to mask it with a layer of self pity and isolation

frick off jackass

recommend us a video game

*trucks you in*

im over video games but i dont know what else to do

Donkey Kong Country 2

good lad, they are still eating away at my life

rainbow six seige

>he is opposed to enriching his race with superior negro genetics

Either that or a polo shirt/optional jumper and black trousers.

Didn't read a word of this.

videogames are for losers btw

Taco Bell

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

acc a decent choon tbf

youtube.com/watch?v=YR5ApYxkU-U

Reminds of some lads that were singing in the Church of Our Savior on Spilled Blood in St. Petersburg. acoustics in there were incredible.

YO YO YO WHAT UP IT'S YO BOY JOHN CENA AKA JC AKA CRACKER BARREL AKA POTTAWATTAMIE MASSACRE AKA FROSTED FLAKES KNOW'M SAYIN'

>superior
in what way

doter

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic plumber

wish the feminists complaining about video games being noninclusive go out and make their own video games that are geared towards women

i'll never experience anything like this lmao

Football and talking quickly

dodonpachi

That was pretty good lad, for a modern shooter

if there were a great new mmo or racing game i might play that but lads
the gaming industry has gone to the dogs lets be honest

all in all it's just a-nother dick and balls

you will summon the american asianmasculinity poster

>tfw 4'6 and built like a Victorian chimney sweeper

the chinks are the real master race

fucking chinese chad

>i judge people by the color of their skin

Fifa 17: the journey
are alex hunter

the best players in the world arent black tho

>James Patterson calls off his fictional murder of Stephen King

Maybe he's going to delve into non-fiction

doom

>chad
FOY

PES has been getting really good reviews so far
This might be the year I switch

sthephen king created a clown who scares kids hahaha what a scumbag

which one do you most relate with?

Why would you even go with a gook let alone one like that. I guess white women really do fuck anything these days.

Akiba's Trip 2.

messi is argentinian m8

AMWF?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes.

Messi is from Argentina

i've been waiting for a new mmo ever since rift flopped, don't think companies are interested in making them anymore

autism

gets kinda boring after a few missions desu

>west midlands village
nah not a fan don't care how good the gameplay is

bit of both really
used to relate more to mark but as time goes I relate more to Jez

in so much pain lol

superior ability to hit the dab

hahahaha good one pirata. but Messi is right now suffering the trump effect

will dump a girl the second she slips up and shows a bit of her greed ngl

Mark

*sips tea* oh that is just tickity boo

>the best players in the world arent black tho

see? i fucking called it

fuck up cunt it's glorious

I've been here since I can remember when, your world just spins whilst mine stands still

I'm not sure how but I once went on a car journey in my mates car when I was about 10 years old, I distinctly remember travelling through some urban Japanese city high street, like in your picture, super super vivid and detailed

Except I had no fucking idea what Japan even was, maybe it was a dream, who knows

I still can't figure out what happened

>hahahaha good one pirata. but Messi is right now suffering the trump effect

execs that work for big publishers have more say in the decision making process now than the actual developers i swear and they just want shit to be streamlined so they can get bigger profits
vultures the lot of em
they should be shot for rotting the industry to its core

ME BELLENDS ON FIRE
*smashes bellend into 1000 tiny meat fragments with a maul*
WHAZOOOOOOOOO
WHEEEEEEEEEEE
WHACOOOOOO

dont rate

DOUBLE
A
B

very big leak

oh dear

pirate fedora posters >>>> amerilard fedora posters

haha lads remember that meme of the bloke in the kitchen walking?

that was fucking mental haha

what a legend

why do normies mask their complete and utter lack of personality and wit by being drunk and screeching loudly?

is it a defence mechanism?

regardless, they need to be wiped out

Literally just a dabbing Djemba Djemba

Do NOT rate the gentleman wearing number 6

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>rorke will happily talk about the fact that blacks will lower IQs
>he keeps quiet about blacks are athletically superior
s m h

wonder what the response would be if you posted this on facebook or something. wonder if anyone would appreciate the humour

>pirate fedora posters >>>> amerilard fedora posters

not a fan of this post if i'm honest la

>tfw I started that meme

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haha this is class mate

normies are chimps

screeching endears them to other normies

american posters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(you)

new

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>300 gazillion for the black lee cattermole

Shut up nerd

And on the other end of the scale you have indie developers taking advantage of the disrepute and crowd funding complete shite. The industry is chaos

UVF ARE TERRIFIED
HIS BELLENDS ON FIRE

going to watch porn tonight for the first time in a couple months. feel very excited lads haha x

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I bet most of /brit/ couldn't win a fight against this beast.

>that grammar

statistically

Missed out a word or two
I would defeat you in a physical altercation or 100 race though nerd

/brit/ police officers seem really friendly

meanwhile in america

theroot.com/articles/news/2016/09/sherry-hall-ga-cop-black-man/

They don't even have guns. North american cops will fuck with you because they feel like god. And they are really, they hold your life in the balance.

>Asian masculinity