Italians invented it, Americans made it better

Italians invented it, Americans made it better.

the minion has spoken

Eating pizza hut gives me diarrhea

>Americans made it better

Why did you (and the /ck/ poster who made the thread first) use "made it better" instead of "perfected it," which would not only be more triggering for the Europoors but flow better as a sentence?

Made it worst
American pizza is nothing like a true pizza

Canadians perfected it.

What the hell? Too much cheese makes you constipated, if anything.

>aliens in charge of pizza

>Greek flatbread pastry

>Invented by Italians

hey man i just copy and paste i dont care much for flow

Brazilians improved them even further.

el marcianito

El AliANO

Ayy

what is the final frontier

what the hell is this? A sombrero pizza? Do you wear it?

I had a giggle

Greek immigrants made a pizza style like this. Definitely not flat bread.

what's the weather like up there?
ayy lmao

it's greek flat bread with toppings

there's no up or down in space...

not true

>greeks invented flat bread

Japanese pizza is superior but insanely expensive