/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

i don't want that shit on my fingers

I don't know how Morrowind managed to not be such a generic doorstop fantasy like the games before and after. Did they have a new writer that then quit?

Daggerfall is probably the best in terms of just game play though and Skyrim is the best in terms of dirty mods

Sorry I haven't used French since my Grade 12 ski trip.

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no need to apologize ladm8, was just trying to help you

>Daggerfall is probably the best in terms of just game play though

Because it's the only one of them with a combat system that isn't absolutely shit. Morrowinds dice roll system could've been implemented so much better and Oblivion and Skyrim both pretty much involve standing in the same spot and hacking away at enemies with a hundred times as much health as you but with a hundred times fewer health potions

to me it seemed like they lost their sense of humor and fell into the all serious all the time immature, boring as fuck style of fantasy

morrowind had a lot of comedy in it

why is this so arousing

his head looks like a knob

peculiar

The House of Windsor is illegitimate and has no right to the throne

Yeah I really hate that, and the forced, out of place and just unfunny ""jokes"" they added in an attempt to counter-balance it in the last two games have come close to entirely ruining the games for me.

>Legend has it that a teenage girl wearing a blue dress haunts the middle window at the top of the tower…A mysterious fire completely destroyed the inside and charred the outside of KEA milling
>Can’t believe it’s true. I used to live by the mill, after school I’d walk home passing the mill and I swear I saw a girl with a white or light blue dress standing in the middle of the window or opening, ever since that day I’d always avoid it. It creeped me out.
>37 miles from Oak Glen
hmm.. probably ain't shit if it's 37 miles away though. still creepy.
Also, does the circled thing in pic related look human at all? Anybody know what that is?

sometimes a cigar is just a sexagenarian

Look at that smugness. As if knowing what Aleppo is makes him better than anyone.

And they wonder why Trump is tied with Hillary.

it did make for good memes though
youtube.com/watch?v=Ahwwuy1aLkE

>Skyrim is the best in terms of dirty mods

I think at this point modders will just stick to modding skyrim unless TES6 uses a new better engine (which we all know it won't) because it's pretty much the perfect platform for fantasy total conversions, some of them are really done well with incredibly good writing like that German one I can't remember

Ghosts are a physical impossibility.

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Trump probably doesn't know where Aleppo is either hahaha

Well it's not as if they're exactly... physical.

so THIS is what all those cheesy videos they show in first year foreign language classes look like it one's mother tongue

Young tories is your best bet, or the youth wing of the Monarchist League

All candidates probably know quite a bit about it by now, especially since Gary fucked up, you know their campaigners made them google that shit faster than a mug

youtube.com/watch?v=J7IMwop3RHs
is it lit?

>tfw canadian gf
Canadian posters here dont this feel

>cbc.ca
>this comment

the memes are real

I'm too intelligent to get a gf

What are you nerds doing

I'm watching this classic

wishing to die but I smile instead lol

I mean that phrase is something Trudeau has literally said on several occasions so it's not a huge "How did a Frog get into the Trump Campaign office?" leap.

how the fuck is this socialist the leader of the libertarian party?

it's more laughable than that fat fuck dancing naked on cspan

I'm too retarded too be homosexual

>I'm too intelligent to get a gf

>unless TES6 uses a new better engine (which we all know it won't)
I think it will, since Bethesda is focusing production on their Void engine (based on id tech 5). The downside about the Void engine is that id tech 5's megatextures making modding difficult. They might implement a DOOM-style user-created content system.

cbc comments are full of highly concentrated autism but most of them dislike Trudeau

>Also, does the circled thing in pic related look human at all? Anybody know what that is?
yeah its nothing

fuck off yes I do

CBC comment sections are one of the most censored forum on the Internet.

CBC is so blatantly partisan, for this reason alone they should be de funded, CBC radio is actually quite good though.

I'm too intelligent to be a fully functioning member of society

youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE

>fuck off yes I do
But is she qt, conservative and make over 100k a year?

Stay cucked

what do you mean by this

Thoughts on Kellie Leitch? Is she "our girl"?

i tried making a cbc account comment under the name "Fakus namus" and they denied it

I then changed it to Muhammed Muhammed which they allowed

What else is interesting is that they just outright disable comments on all but the least controversial topics

cbc radio 1 has turned full blown SJW, they frequently have entire shows dedicated to thinks like cultural appropriation and white privilege

they also disproportionately hire gays and minorities, i would hazard to guess 30% of cbc staff are gay even though gays make up 1-2% of the population

who else here /onlyeatlunchablesdiet/ ?

nvm I'm illiterate apparently

>tfw no canadian gf

How's College treating you Johnny?

I cant find megapaks anywhere anymore

did they stop making them?

jej

>be in 4th grade
>field trip to Kixx soccer game
>bring lunchables box for lunch
>friend and his dad bring 5 lb hoagie

Sadly sir I don't believe they made them past like 010
Sadly sir I don't believe I'm in college

>Not wanting a IRA monarchy hating lass

Why do you faggots love being bossed around by an inbred spoiled from birth tyrant?

I always needed and need like at least 2-3 to feel full

>1-2%
Haha this guy.

I unironically like this song

youtube.com/watch?v=vjI5l4iIiOA

>tfw your down to the last shot of morphine and you have to decide which one of your friends gets to suffer the least before they die

lmao

How do you raise testosterone levels?

I'm on the chef Boyardee diet my man

Gay sex

exercise

Proper sleep, dark green vegetables like broccoli, sprinting, lifting weights

look at sexy women

first off lesbians aren't real, and if you acknowledge that it's like 1-2% at most

Become a criminal

are you saying that lesbians are thespians haha?

Eat some cow testicles

can i into USA legally?

I had a teacher in high school for communications who told everyone that a full 1/3 of all people were LGBT in one form or another.

Hillary will make every illegal legal when she's president so come quick.

Nah just hop the border.

lol yeah
the gay agenda has become very disturbing

Why are mixed girls so cute?

hybrid vigor

also i assume you mean mixed whites

other mixing aint so great

So few people are 100% straight. Categorization to push percentages is really a moot point. I bet at least half of the people on Cred Forums have been sexually attracted to traps.

Going to gay orgies.

feeling good tonight boys

does every baby get resuscitated at birth and stuff?

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Patton's on local pbs station here, buds.

Maximally /cum/fy viewing.

Shameful in the beginning when all those mexicans (with camels WTF?) were looting the dead americans down to their drawers.

Why did Google give Moot a job?

Do they just want to have "that guy who started Cred Forums" on their roster?

Probably a lot. It doesn't look good for the hospital if they have a lot of babies dying.

I just learned last week that there's such a thing as a survivors network for individuals coming from failed abortions (resulting in live births).

>lost age of american valor
>glory in victory
>immortality

>Irish

why not? he's plenty qualified to do many of the jobs they have to offer

i doubt he's doing anything particularly important or ground breaking, probably just holds a run of the mill job

to be quite honest i dread the day they approach him for advice on "how to handle" Cred Forums

Moot has many talents and skills. He's a great asset!

>truth is he was forced to give up Cred Forums because of his gf (cuck) and had to get a normie job

"Web community building consultant"?

They should just stick him in PR.

this sounds a more accurate depiction

>be anime-loving lord of neckbeards for years
>get girlfriend
>silicon valley ahoy

Nigga Google knows how to handle Cred Forums, they don't need moot. Look at the ducking captcha you must fill out to even post, created by Google

Truth is Google is the most powerful company on the planet

g'night /cum/

its only 7:45

night! fellow /cum/mer

>East Coast

Haha

right? it's just a girl's penis

Sweet dreams bby

It's 9:43

I hope something cums out of Pippa's iCloud leak

nope, definitely 7

It's Saturday night; why are you turning in so early?

Nah 10:45

its fucking 8 45 you dickfuckers

>he doesn't know it's 10:46

They say crack kills nigga my crack sells

Crack ruined black Americans

Who /flippingcrackonthestreet/ here?

it's not like moot's descent into normiedom was completely unforeseen

just look at where he was in 2003, literally a 15-year-old who spent all of his free time on anime imageboards, back when imageboards where still underground as fuck (and anime wasn't nearly as mainstream as it is today, especially among high schoolers). He clearly was abnormie as fuck back then, and had Cred Forums never taken off he probably would have continued on that path and ended up a literal obese neckbeard weeb virgin today. But being famous (and having a fuckton of responsibilities and pressure because of the site) clearly gradually turned him into a normie, especially in combination with him growing up and maturing over the years. It's not surprising he sold the site, the person he is today really has little to do anymore with imageboard culture, or with his 15-year-old self who created the site in the first place.

Also, I find it funny to think that the fucking admin was literally underageb& for nearly 3 whole years. I guess though Cred Forums was still irrelevant in those first 2-3 years and hadn't reached its 2006-2007 phase of insanity (or so I've heard).

Crack is a main revenue driver for the CIA

cum lol

thats good crack

how do people not be bored without drinking?

i'm trying to save money and i have no idea what to do with myself

learn about spanish
youtube.com/watch?v=J7vreUPCl9c

>tfw never received a love letter

isnt this middle school shit?
received one in 6th grade and was afraid to look at it the whole school day. Ended up with this girl even tho i did not like her, because the other girls pressured me into this

/blog end

Yeah, it is but I never got one

It must feel nice getting one. I'd treasure it. I don't think a girl has ever been interested in me

>27 pg book on historical accuracy
>245 pg book on the peloponesian war
>all assigned on the first day of class

Im doomed

well id worry more about fucking a girl than receiving a love letter.

I guess you are 18+ so why are you thinking about this?

Reading is fun, though.

I have 2 days to do all this

Two days total, or two days left?

left

Your first and uppermost duty is to get prepared

21 days to go

D.A.K

>reading is fun
howling at this runt

fuck off german piece of shit

Saw a commercial made me think desu

And I'm not worried about fucking, I'm worried about finding a long term relationship. As time goes by those odds are dwindling

I think anyone can have sex but finding a girl you can commit to and make a long lasting relationship is a challenge

what is DAK?

I still dont understand

The enlightened ones will be fended off by unenlightened peasants

Good luck tho

This D.A.K gimmick makes less sense than your average /lat/ thread.

Deutsch Afrikan Korps

Practice better time management next assignment.

Stay strong. Do your duty

I'm out for tonight

>yanks will still defend their gun rights when shit like this happens every day

Yup, every time

Yup.

>the royal wedding was 5 years agi

D.A.K.
16.10.16

>Baltimore

You gonna tell me the Mexican are eating beans next?

>caring about british royalty

just fucking listen to this sentence

>....I had as a special subject 'Greece in the period of the Persian Wars'. I
collected fifteen or twenty volumes on my shelves and took it far granted that there,
recorded in these volumes, I had all the facts relating to my subject. Let us assume - it was
very nearly true - that those volumes contained all the facts about it that were then known,
or could be known.

Tru

>patty and selma dont like homer because he's white

but they're all yellow..

Shall
SHal,SHəl/
verb
modal verb: shall

3. expressing an instruction or command. "shall not be infringed"

ded thread

How do I get over this urge to crush everyone that I ever knew? I just want to be content being a loser but I can never shrug off the urge to give a shit for good.

damn normies

wait a few years until you graduate highschool

D.A.K.
16.10.16

The majority of /cum/ went on a field trip to /brit/.

>tfw parents didn't sign my permission slip

HERE I COME AMERICA!!!

>Bovier (her maiden name) is prolly creole
the fuck

It's "Bouvier", which is French (for example, Pierre Bouvier, the lead singer of Simple Plan)

Seriously how the fuck can someone come up with such a retarded assumption

>internet hardly works on PC
>works perfectly fine on all other devices
Why

>MINNESOTA
KEKS
U
C
K
S

This shit would never happen in Wisconsin

>how the fuck can someone come up with such a retarded assumption
niggers are the MASTERS of retarded assumptions

they think every important white historical figure was actually black

Wir sind bereit.

16.10.16

I'm on the wrong side of 25, friend.

Pls don't assume all of us are like that

Bist du vorbereitet? Auf welcher Seite stehst du?

are u actually black

Yes

post benis

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Ich werde den Anruf antworten. Gott mit mir. Gott mit dir Brudi. Bald beginnt die neue Zeit

youtube.com/watch?v=jrzxW0rsD1Q

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Was? Bist du Novize? Was soll das? Nennt mir deinen Rang.

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Would you guys rock these?

No. Normal soles make my manlet status ambiguous, but anyone sees those and they'll automatically assume I'm compensating.

Minnesota was always a cuck colony. We'll just wall it up and make it a swedish exclave

They can send their somalis there too

All the white people can leave and that's where we can put all the somalis

damn we're on to something

is there a way i can give myself autism?

Mongolian folk metal is bretty good

youtube.com/watch?v=3e1JyWgVfnI

tfw not living in 40,000 bc france

Move to Finland, shoot up some vaccines, drink some energy drinks and play Minecraft online all day.

get big into minecraft

>redneck truckolds talking shit about Minnesota

I want cheesebrains and their cow wives OUT

Imagine the day when robots will be so advanced they will basically just be autistic people.

keep posting

No that's lewd
t.

i have minecraft from playing it years ago but it's no fun playing by yourself

What are you listening to this evening buds?

youtube.com/watch?v=IHknoSQZibU

I've had this flash playing in the background for the past half hour.
i.4cdn.org/f/SoftSaturday.swf

i'm going to get a job on a branding company and work with the government in my city to change its image and i'm going to fill the city with dank memes

godspeed

LA bro detected. Go watch more Huell Howser!

Still Elvis Costello desu

youtube.com/watch?v=K8JkB-OR7H4

youtube.com/watch?v=VSzdXjwHACo

I never got into Costello

I've always meant to look through his albums
Any recommendations?

Is there a name for that style of animation? Who did the video?

This Year's Model, Armed Forces, and My Aim is True are the only three albums worth listening to in full unless you find you really like them.

also here are some of my favorites

youtube.com/watch?v=LrjHz5hrupA

youtube.com/watch?v=Ssd3U_zicAI

youtube.com/watch?v=XvRQDsH0Yho

youtube.com/watch?v=esjrHxpiet0 (pretty sure everyone over 21 or so has heard a version of this song by someone, it's not their song either, I think Robert Wyatt was the first one to do it)

>His country didn't win it's own independence
>Still loyal to the crown
Stay cucked

Really need to get that patch stitched on and that shit worn in, bud.

Otherwise i love what I'm seeing here.

I've gotten one but from my post office and it just pissed me off because it meant I had to get a new address.

We should really go pick up the /cum/ kids from their playdate with /brit/

>when your relief comes in on time

*whom

what does /brit/ have that /cum/ doesn't? (besides not being dead every other day)

Thought the same thing when I saw "love letter". Haven't gotten one yet, was there any reason in particular they found you out?

"whom" is objective case, dummy

more canadians

whoom*

>internet starts working again randomly
I swear its some runt on the network fucking it all up for me

dicktits

whom do you think you are kiddo?
*whome

I like flat girls

really annoying people and britons (interchangeable)

They don't tell you but the only thing it could be from the context is that the package came open. Wasn't a huge loss (which is also why it was a love letter and not a controlled delivery)

gonna cut your internet btw

>I like flat girls

im gonna fite u

I'm okay with this, I'll just have all the flatties to myself on my own little island

I am about to ride a bike to a friends house while drunk. It is 45-60 mins there across a bridge. I will report back if I return successfully. Wish me luck.

Don't do it, it's exactly what he wants

gonna kick your ass leafposter

I'll kiss it after btw

it's only 9:30 why is the banner contest closed

Close-ish.

RIP

Off to that golden state in the sky.

who /wearing corduroy britches, digging ditches, pulling switches, dodging hitches/ here?

>hitches

voting or submitting? post banner if for submission

Is it ever worth marrying a woman

yes

not legal marriage
modern live in gf's are basically wives honestly

>marrying women

Tune.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iHTmfM1H6Lo

I don't understand

>Taiwan introduces conscription for women 18-35
lol gf is pissed

women are literally worse than niggers

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getting married in the eyes of the law
i plan on getting married but fuck getting papers for it

why do people like equality?

Women are powerful mate

Women whine and cry and shit out babies that whine and cry. At least niggers kill you.

Submitting

Who fell for the /chewingjew/ as well?

disgusting

can you spit into a bucket from across a room?

>hey jeb, lookit dis here tabacer
>hey, int that the stuff that give you cancer
>nah, this is CHEWIN tabacer
>hyuck,yer right. what could it do to your mouth?

After years of perserverance my buddy landed a woman with a great job, got married on paper, gave her a child, and now he's perma stay-at-home dad, with a renewal of his contract in the works.

He's a professional cool dad, the lucky guy.

Love chew.
QT's that are game to tuck a pinch?
Whoah mama.

Yeah. Not a MGTOW but by every metric you have to be a cuck not to hate them right now.

>saturday night
>around midnight, drunk drivers are heading home
>have to drive my sister's friend home
>she lives in the backwoods
>never driven there before, my sister is really bad at giving directions
>I'm half asleep
>suddenly it starts to fucking rain
Is it even possible for driving conditions to get worse than this? Maybe if the roads are iced over I guess

I don't know how I didn't get into an accident

Yeah. But I prefer the chew rather than dip like Skoal or Grizzly, that stuff get an everywhere.

I haven't mastered that yet.

I've never met a girl who chews tobacco, but I think it'd be a turnoff for me.

Fuck it.

why does no one do snuff anymore

murder is illegal

>he doesnt smoke cigars, cigarettes, pipes, do snuff, chew and dip tobacco
kek

So what's everyone's plans for the Monday night debate. I personally managed to find a planned viewing party at a bar in town.

howd you manage to type that entire post without coughing up your lung?

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Is AMWF a more autistic fetish than cuckolding? I think so

No, just lazy.

who hurt you?

i didnt
id dictate if i could speak, i have to mime everything to my secretary
everything with asians is worse than cuckolding

ur mum

The real drunks are just getting started at 12 unless its a week night.

Never met one that does it regularly either.
I'm talkin at a party/show/bar when your buddy brings out a can and you're like fuck yea, and she's there and she wants in.
Whoah mama.

The real drunks are also usually smart enough not to drive
These are "drunk students who just got their license" hours

>Whoah mama.

10 wins in a row for the Sox! Playoff spot clinched!

>stitched on
Why limit myself to one meme, fåm?

>Woah mama

>Whoah mama

Don't be difficult, bud.
Be a man, pick a favorite, and stitch it on.
Otherwise the biggest meme you're displaying is your janky velcro cap patch.

You were once a baby user. We were all once a baby. Please baby. OOooooh oooh ooooh Baby ooooOOOOooohhhh

History's bunk, I've got no past

What an enigma
So mysterious

i don't like being alive

Gotta get that gorilla mindset nigga

>whoah mama

Cats.

Me neither, but it's somehow better than nothing. Never existing stopped being an option the moment I was born, so I accept it.

>no movement can be durable without a stable organisation of leaders to maintain continuity
>that the more widely the masses are spontaneously drawn into the struggle and form the basis of the movement and participate in it, the more necessary is it to have such an organisation, and the more stable must it be
>that the organisation must consist chiefly of persons engaged in revolutionary activities as a profession;
>The active and widespread participation of the masses will not suffer; on the contrary, it will benefit by the fact that a "dozen" experienced revolutionaries, no less professionally trained than the police, will centralise all the secret side of the work-prepare leaflets, work out approximate plans and appoint bodies of leaders for each urban district, for each factory district and to each educational institution, etc. (I know that exception will be taken to my "undemocratic" views, but I shall reply to this altogether unintelligent objection later on.)

>Who must take power?
>That is not important at present. Let the Revolutionary Military Committee do it, or "some other institution" which will declare that it will relinquish power only to the true representatives of the interests of the people, the interests of the army, the interests of the peasants, the interests of the starving

really makes one ponder

>whoa mama

No.

Mausers.

my folders are a mess

>phoneposting

top kek did he actually write this?

yep

Great pic all around. I raise you two more cats.

God save the King

limeys

Anyone ever been to one of these?

Is there a more American store?

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what store?

Kek, where do you live? Also why did they pick Einstein to base this guy on?

if racism, sexism and homophobia is american, then sure

gringoes

>raise
>no guns
>two crummy cats

Damn, I can't compete with that quantity.

your man tier post

my stomach hurts again

Ollie's Bargain Outlet

Pretty sure he's just supposed to be Ollie

They have them all over on the East coast

i saw you on /inth/ :^)

new

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WAKE UP

>tfw the police came back to talk to me today but i was busy so we're going to meet tomorrow
>i hope they don't fucking show up at my house again
fucking normiecops reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>tfw no lippo twin tower gfs

At least you have folders, all my porn, pepes and everything I save from this Mongolian macrame website are right in the downloand folder.

Good edition my loyalist brethren.