/brit/

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Bit gay that oratory politics isn't a thing anymore

an immigrant bitching, how surprising

Nothing more cringy than you trying to not being a poo head.

FOY

In /brit/ '87, user posted about this, the Yoga, Lenovo's most accomplished Laptop range. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Yoga 710", a machine so new, most people haven't really published a proper review. But they should, because it's not only about the importance of sharing an opinion and analysing the performance of the machine, it's also a chance for giving personal impressions based off days of use.

Seriously this.

Fuck off, Mexico.

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:c

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haven't slept
don't think I will

Reminder that we produced the Beatles so all other nations are inferior

fuck off yank

(((someone))) discovered the beatles and made them famous haha

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sati_(practice)

funny how people overlook the treatment of women in places other than the west when they're extolling the virtue of non western cultures

eg people talking about australian aboriginal culture as if it was some kind of egalitarian paradise

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The fuck are you eating Nigel

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lol what a fucking autistic looking runt

Fuck off pablo

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Three chins and fake sunglasses hahahahaba

HELP LADS!
I've been ambushed by 6 sexually frustrated Amazon women
what do I do??

hahahahaha

I'd laugh even harder

they're definitely real sunglasses, they're not cardboard or something

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church in a few hours, lads

i am crying

The fat Mexican........

good lad x

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i am not fat

prove it you commie shitskin

Is that fucking ketchup on banans

is that a fucking banana

>i am not fat

FOY

Hi lads

me in the middle

Me gustan, chavo

no it's catsup x

el grande mexicano...

Oh so you made me work till 11pm last night and now I have to work at 7 this morning?
Ahhh yes i love how illegal this is, please continue to pay me minimum wage

La grasa mexicANO

The fat Spic......

youtube.com/watch?v=vftNpSXUOU8

who 6'2 master race here

call a sicky

>implying the beatles weren't poppy bullshit
Produce a Death, testament, metallica, fear factory, pantera and then we'll talk

The obese shitskin....

Remove mexico

this is fedora b8

Did a 5 year old make that make for you? Lmao what the fuck what kind of an autistic tard eats ketchup on bananas x

187cm here so just 1cm shy of 6'2 but i tell everyone i'm 6'2 anyway x

have you seen this video hahahaha
youtube.com/watch?v=As5Gyi2aEt8

You have to give 8 hours notice for that

die in fire, you disgusting degenerate

>when people hear "amazon women" they instantly think of native women of the amazon
>It's actually an ancient meme about a fictional 100% female tribe of nomadic women who would capture and rape men and cut off one of their own breasts to fire bows better
really grinds my gears ngl

i'm not the op so i don't know why you're being mean to me x

tres barbillas.....

steal the mexicans treasure... arrrggh

>brits want /mexit/

Such inhospitable people

Fat shitskin I won't open your link

dumb frogposter...

Hi lads

coward

Una pikachu......

Because that retard is eating bananas with ketchup on it. All Brits are suspect

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Fatty

>You have to give 8 hours notice

REMOVE MEXICANS

good lass

gonna go do a weed haha lol x

:c

>>when people hear "amazon women" they instantly think of native women of the amazon
who thinks this? mongs only I imagine.

How did he get so fucking fat?

seen any movies recently?

>/brit/

too many cakes, not enough exercise

No

literally me

LOL

Waterloo

cakes taste good

what happens in this

the first version of annie was a redhead, and the new one is a nigger

lol

most modern movie I saw was Snowden
it was good but I like Oliver Stone in general.

BLACKED

Snowden is a CIA agent

coming to a conclusion

Hi lads

he used to be

There is quite literally no better feeling, not even orgasming inside a girl, than doing very heavy squats while death metal blasts through the headphones at maximum volume

The closest thing that can describe it would be a full-body orgasm but even that doesn't do it justice; it's almost transcendental and definitely very spiritual

having a think about you

doing a poo

>that after-workout feeling

he is still being one, first he pretended to fight the government just to get sympathy from goyim and fucking press coverage, and later get into russia

*massages your big muscles

Oooh strong American man~

alri arnie

the new gf has stated she prefers anal sex to regular sex

am not entirely sure what to make of this, bit much

all the time

very in to films desu x

kill all americans

>being such a genetic invalid you need to "work out"

It means you hit the jackpot and should lock that down ASAP

want to watch one with me sometime?

gonna have to agree on this

Hi lads

seen highrise

was shite

fucking an asshole is better in porn than it is in real life man

She clean around the arse area?

>flag

Didn't fuck Kate tonight lads

Too much people around for her to cheat on her boyfriend

twitter.com/snowden/status/703733273504018432?lang=es

Agreed. Long as I'm in half-decent shape I have better things to do.

No, it's not. If your girl is smart enough to not do it before taking a dump it's amazing

>tfw my ex used to clench her asshole as hard as she could when I was cumming

What is it with Americans and drinking out of jars

Do not show this to a liberal their brain will explode

Too pure.

ofcourse a mixed race untermensch like yourself would be jealous of my superior adonis like aesthetics and intellect comparable to the combined intelligence of a million scientific calculators

He may well be Irish but at least he isn't an American.

We don't drink out of jars

>Ireland

S-sorry I thought you were Italian

I've already fucked her, just too many people that might alert her boyfriend around

SNOWDEN FIGHTS THE ESTABLISHMENT BY APPEARING IN NBC AND AL JAZEERA

It's cool

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no thanks i prefer to watch films alone or with my gf (:

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Hi lads

Hey senpai

me

FINALLY

>he has pictures of men with their pants pulled down saved to his phone

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and?

me gusta

Mark Harris has to be a Cred Forumsack sockpuppet

180 and 36 likes hahahhahaha

disagree bud
anal is like sticking your dick into a wet sack with a tight rubber band around the opening, except the rubber band become 10x wider after you get going

anal is a meme and underwhelming, also gross.

What does being straight, white and male have to do with that

Bit of a strange thing to bring up desu

>me gusta

ajajajaja

Welcome to progressive arguments 101

it means he's a baddie and his opinions are not relevant unless they are in favour of what my opinions are.

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Want Kate so bad lads

T. CIA

Cosmic Tingles ASMR is clearly uncomfortable in her videos

TheUKASMR is also rubbish

MassageASMR is based

>there is a BRUTAL race war going on in California now between blacks and Hispanics
>zero media coverage
meanwhile whitey is public enemy #1 for shooting belligerent criminals

>MassageASMR is based

Homo

That is the reason why nigger want to vote for trump

Yo

Hi lads

Madam president

well Chicanos are more organised, more intelligent, and have better international connections.

they are utterly usurping the traditional black niche in society, that being the black market.
blacks are pushed out of their neighborhoods by spics, pushed out of profitable crime markets, pushed out of legal markets since spics will work harder and complain far less, and pushed out of the cultural sphere since spics are already a larger portion of the population and their cultural influence is growing at a massive rate to the point that blacks will end up as an afterthought.

and beyond all that, they integrate with whites far more easily, and whites in turn are generally more accepting of them than blacks making for a much healthier relationship.

the Mexican mafia will cleans LA of the blacks entirely before whitey figures it out, and its almost entirely their own fault because they have zero unity.

black people are like human detritus, ignorant tribals being pushed aside.

BLM is in part a reaction to this frustration

we will also remove whitey

desu you will just interbreed with whitey until everyone looks Portuguese

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GdDcw9VMMic&feature=youtu.be

really made me think

Hi lads

nothing wrong with black - black crime because only blacks die and everyone else wins.

>even with 14 million abortions, thousands of murders every year, decades of HIV, and addictive drugs the whiteys still couldn't outbreed blacks

they also all have like 7 kids

if 3 die then that's still a big plus

either way their population isn't growing.

romans brought civilization to subhuman germanic peoples

Anybody else find the thought of Hillary and Huma licking each other's fannies hot af? I've wanked to this cartoon at least 6 times already.

they also brought civilization to subhuman Mezoamerican peoples

how did she not hear Alex Jones yelling in that megaphone?

come on Ben you're better than this

Yo

ahhh yeah (((milo)))
youtube.com/watch?v=DNagXCKp_qc

I want to stick my penis in a girl lads

>leave /brit/ for a couple weeks
>come back
>wonder why the absolute fuck I've spent so much time here

General seems particularly shit at the moment though.

Ga 710?

The truth is we've been lost without you Bruce.

now I'm reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddy to rise again

youtube.com/watch?v=VkSMSbFV_q0

>Canadian """humour"""

why did i click on this? did other cis gender boys automatically check out this image?

god norm got fat

brah your gender has nothing to do with your sexual preference

t. pan/polysexual cis male

that was banter

youtube.com/watch?v=NrFm3ELbXtY

beaker?

Hi lads

nice

witnessed

Thanks

>ketchup
are you amerifat?

hi lads

Spread the word

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are women good at anything?

VERY troublesome question

suck bbc

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giving birth, but i bet if men could do it we'd be better at it

Is that ketchup on a banana?

the final evolution of the Yank male

the thing i love about facebook is that it's free haha

Hate when people make stupid posts

Do you need Spanish teachers?

Would let him suck my dick/10

Not really

feel bad for wogs in that they can't go basically anywhere and get work teaching their native language

was this meant to be ironic

good morning haha

post toot haha

ha ha good morning pierre it is a beautiful day :)

what time does sainsburys open lads and ladettes

watching seinfeld clips

>Learn a new language and get a new soul
this is really true desu, its crazy how different the though process is in another language.

its weird to think about non-English speakers and how they LITERALLY don't even think the same as we do.

that's one of the reasons why i am here, i want to improve my engish by reading shitposts from pirates and other anglos haha

complaining, and being good sex toys

Should I go to sleep?

black beatles is a good song

no

>LITERALLY don't even think the same as we do.

is that why most foreigners are eejits on the web?

its why they are all stupid in general. their brains don't work properly.

It can show boobies and fold in half

Always kind of suspected this. Don't think I've ever met a non-anglo who wasn't a moron

I think the Yoga 710 looks cool ngl
I'm glad I was informed about it by helpful posters.

:/

*absconds from this mortal coil*
*ascends to the astral plane*
*assumes my cosmic form*
*crosses the great expanse of the seas of stars*
*plunges into the depths of a black hole*
*enters your subconscious*
*sneaks up behind you*

nothing personnel kid

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I'm Quetzalcoatl re-incarnate
that means you have to do whatever I tell you INCLUDING putting your own willy up your bum

nice chihuahua

Just woke up fully clothed on top of my bed about to dip into hypothermia haha lads

maybe I should rein the drinking in.

taking a shit

foy

just took my contacts out. feelsgoodman.jpg

Don't let the hype carry you away

>work in 2 hours

Welcome to my Wednesday

>Quetzalcoatl

?

>work in 15 hours

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>Work in 25.35 hours

end it.

too much sauce

>work

On a Salsoul tip this morning laddos

youtube.com/watch?v=i-Z8PN_yqS0

had to stay late again with no overtime today because Mr Goldberg wanted me to get the store ready for when I come in early tomorrow morning before it opens.

I'm just glad I'm lucky enough to even HAVE a job

why are jews so good at managing businesses

>why are jews

It's a survival reflex. When threatened, they offer to make you rich and then slowly consume your free will until they own all your stuff.

Then when one of the herd realises what has happened, they jump back, cry weakness and persecution and flee to start again.

had the dankest Nigerian take-away whilst boozed last night

never seen one before

there were many (((honorary aryans))) who gave their services to hitler as well :S

If you scroll through the whatsapp message pop-up on the lock-screen, does that count as 'seen'?

that one autistic lad in Das Boot was Mexican

Mahiru is cute!

just got ice cream from a mister whippy van lads

Still need (read: NEED) to watch Das Boot tbqh

but why do they have a mexican there

he volunteered

saw it last night

bit long but good (in my honest opinion)

i bet he was a fucking drug dealer, you know, the nazis created the first drug cartel gang here

your lot's fault for not joining up with them when you had the chance.

Think these new £25 earbuds sound better than my expensive over-ear headphones looool

Congrats, you have shit taste in audio

we at least gave assylum to a nazi-pirate asset

IEMs are the best sub $50 headphones, easily

AHHHHH WHATS THE FUCKING POINT

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

no

get fucked my dude

Think it's just because I'm used to the over-ears and this is a different sound

they're HiFiMan RE-00s vs. AKG K550

not an argument

someone tuck me in

How embarrassing.

youtube.com/watch?v=N701JYnjaMs
Brings a tear to the eye lads

*cucks you in*

why you...

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how does he has better breasts and hips than real women though

quality doctors

>he

(((quality doctors)))

Princess Diana was a cancerous SJW before it was trendy

She was killed because she was going to introduce non European blood into the Royal line

Ouch! Just cut myself on this edge lads be careful!

*trucks you in*

she was just a fucking pirate scumbag who wanted to suck muhamed's dick

aaah yes, wouldn't want to corrupt that Saxe-Coburg and Gotha lineage with European blood.

Mexicans are buttpirates

>she was just a fucking pirate scumbag who wanted to suck muhamed's dick

alri paki haha

My wrist is swollen

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>This yank trying to fit in and failing miserably

kek

How easy is it to get a cute brit lass to give you the succ?

this lass had a giant head

she's like the female version of me walking around with that enormous melon haha

my buttocks are smooth

Mine are very hairy

easy if you're not a munter.

and what if the royal family wants to get married with an irish?

They won't. Ever.

and what if it's a jew?

vocaroo.com/i/s1n6mVhVPkPo

The heavies at SIS will facilitate a car 'accident' again.

Say what you want about the Irish but they finally won an 800 year long war being waged against them and firmly established themselves as a nation recognized worldwide

Jews have been running Britain for a very long time

i remember my first few months on Cred Forums i didn't know how to quote posts, don't know how i got by back then

fucking kikes, they really rule everything....even people who despise them at the end are just good goyim

It's wasn't a war, bellend.

Disraeli was based and he converted.

>hates Jews
>loves the (((((Soviet Union)))))

>he converted

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crypto-Judaism

Forgot Yanks were all anti-semites 2bqh

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t. Chaim Goldstein

wow the tory MP from ipsquith upon crumpetshire just said he would personally give every dole cheat a good rodgering