/brit/

>edition points out that yanks are entirely out of place on /brit/
>calls it shit
>leafposting

really makes me think...

The fat Mexican......

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me 2 too left

youtube.com/watch?v=xnVcbWuCjnQ

Is this the mexican lad

PFF hhahaha

fuck off posting your stupid M&Ms you fuck

ah yes but canacucls fit right in here don't they? and everyone here wants leafs shitting up the place

this is a completely different vibe

i couldn't dance to this whereas footwork is the most "dancey" genre i listen to

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Me on the right.

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>that awkward moment when you're the one shitting up the thread

Also I hold a brit passport so fuck off pablo.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

is he okay?

me and the lads

Gonna chin this goreposter...

How'd you steal a British passport, Zhao?

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>>that awkward moment when
never thought I would see someone unironically post this outside of favebook and reddit

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Yoga 710?

Won it in an honorabru duel with a mutton chopped fellow with horrible teeth. Limeys fear the chinese Samurai.

Post your willies

>that ironic moment when hong kongers are more british than you will ever be

wew

that being said I got through my heritage

they'll be fine

Reminder to report the gore poster

Posting gore outside of Cred Forums is against the rules

hmmm

this

>I (a British person) make a thread first
>Canadian (a none Brit) makes a thread after me
>everyone flocks to this thread rather than mine

>18 votes

No wonder American elections are such a joke.

*posts a stonking fat dong"

there you go lad

no one gives a fuck you autistic little shit

I bet at least 80% of them have really hairy roastie fannies

well yeah footwork just sounds like future garage watered down to make it le edm to me

compare techstep to neurofunk dnb:
youtube.com/watch?v=x8UCv5EdEFs
youtube.com/watch?v=hzIFjGcOKbg
one's danceable, one's not but they're very different whereas footwork is just future garage but more quantized and less atmospheric

the first person to link in the old thread is the heir to the throne, mate

i do

I miss late-night willy posting

Sorry Nigel.

posting my gf

have a look at the number of posters in this thread lad
>cucknadian education

>Canadians spend their days pretending to be British or french
Hilarious.

doing a massive fat shit

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the old thread? you mean the one which was deleted thus non existent?

/brit/ isn't nearly as comfy as it used to be

YO WADDUP BOII

There is more shitposting about Canadians than Canadians shitposting, on here, the rest of Cred Forums and Cred Forums.

dont!

Sure this isn't pasta?

>gif
>anime
>leaf
FUCK OFF

wish i could still make big, fat, meaty log shits

my shits have all just been slop recently

why are you posting an old BMW

night (in my terms, the only relevant terms) /brit/ is shit

tais-toi rosbif de tabarnak

success breeds jealousy

the yanks are self loathing because they realise getting rid of the monarchy was a shit experiment

you've been colonized by former colonies and me hahaha

are you a drug dealer or something?

Get more fiber in your diet

>E39
>old

So many fucking leaf posts, I thought this was /brit/ not /yank/

BMWs are the ultimate runt car

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>fiber
FOY

im sick of this stupid meme advice

>dude just eat more fibre bro

fuck off. never works

post the entire set desu

>poo peeland

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>started production in 1995
>ended in 2003

yes it's old, idiot

i.4cdn.org/gif/1474560075304.webm

Drink more water then

eat only meat then

love how this yank posting gore only has about 10 images he saved from the Cred Forums thread

priceless

We /leaf/ now.

deceiving camera angle

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>every day (or several times a day) he posts the same trap images too

us Icelanders unfortunately don't have much access to cheap new cars

even people in Bulgaria are driving better cars than us

triple snap

>got banned for 3 days for making a thread during one of the janny's temper tantrums
>this american edgeposter is still running loose

and they say there's justice in the world

Nah man

D.A.K 16.10.16

Going to bed, hope I don't wake up.

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why have there been so many canadians in /brit/ recently?

kind of want to die lol

snap

how many black panthers in america supported the anti-apartheid movement in south africa though

1998 called they want their cars back

do you even own that car or are you just obsessed with it?

...

2003 isnt even legal here yet

Hope you get permabanned desu

snap

what is the name of those indian sisters who wank together?

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1998 called to laugh at the fucking state of 2016

Gizza link pls la'

>2003 isnt even legal here yet

what? you all drive around in 90s shitboxes? your mechanics must be kept fucking busy hahaha

Prince William visited Canada

イギリスさまはフランスなどやつらよりはるかにましだ。

>snap
>obsession over the eternal leaf
>goreposting
>anime
>kpop
>zero (0) slags

yeah, i think ill go watch the simpsons instead

>i just want attention right now
>and i like sleeping next to someone

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what the fuck

Tikka Masala and Tandoori

Which episode? I'll watch with you :3

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>future garage watered down to make it le edm to me
i don't know how you can conclude what a whole genre is based on one tune...

i would say it's more percussion orientated rather than synth orientated but i don't see how that makes it bad. would you say minimal techno is just watered down techno?

youtube.com/watch?v=oo7hQ-uQ99E

>less atmospheric
because it doesn't have le vinyl crackle? :^)

footwork didn't come from future garage either

>leaf lover
fuck off

>yeah, i think ill go watch the simpsons instead

t. stinky little shite

okay this sounds really different and yeah was kind of just going by that tune

...

figure ill just fuck off for the night

have a fruitful and satisfying night x

Im born in 98
Oh I own a 91 e36
Im just obsessed with BMW
spoiler]I was talking about girls/spoiler]

snap

*blows a kiss*

>staying in this shit thread
Naw

no lad they will all gang up on me

THERE'S TWO OF THEM?!?!?!?!

*packs up all my things and get the fuck out*

stop

Just fuck off already you miserable cunt

rare snap

Here's my meme machine. It could smoke your shitMW

...

snap
snap

>Im born in 98
>people younger than me can now post here openly
killan meself

>Posting the same gore pictures every thread

Get new material faggot these ones are getting boring.

you hardly ever see cars that old on the roads here

Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington

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Watching the Simpsons S7E7, King-Size Homer, if you lads wanna join me :3

hahahahaha that's nothing

just wondering is this buttblasted yank the one who kept accusing me of being in /brit/ 12 hours a day

The fat Mexican.......

Make an instasync and I'll join you

Anything to escape this utterly horrendous thread

snap

someone please cuddle me in bed

good eats
imagine tearing that calve off the bone with your mouth

the fingers you have used to dial are too fat. to obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now

>King-Size Homer
All time GOAT episode along with Homer Badman

k tell me when to start so we can be in sync

If you stream it, sure.

you actually streaming it?

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if you're here regularly enough to be accused regularly of being here so often, maybe you are

yes. please take this fucking leafs away

Im not even sure what I'm looking at lad
Prolly cant drift 4 shit tho

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little fedora post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Cred Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the pictures. The “epic” fat fedora guys, aren't they? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting a fucking fat guy in a fedora. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic fedorafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you do is repeat what she said to you whilst miming tipping a trilby. You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

Yeah I paid 50k isk for it
Which is pretty much below teardown value, you get 25k when you throw away the shell

>internet won't work on computer for some reason
>stuck using my tablet

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*cuddles you tightly*

>is
that's where I stopped reading

one of my mates (who has a gf) keeps flirting with the girlfriend of another mate

this kid already has an illegitimate kid and still keeps doing troglodyte shit like this

absolutely dire business lads

STOP

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Already started @7:15 atm

Yee
Watchcartoononline.com

Says something about the state of (You) keeping mates like that 2bh

just filter the filenames

its really not hard

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going for a swim

Lol this is in Mexico

think it's janny, and he snapped

It has to be

Multiple people have to have reported the gore poster by now

There's really no other explanation

...

actual possibility

perhaps he wants a raise

that was a terribly worded post

but yeah I'd part with that group if I could -- just don't know how to make any new friends

that's the reason why those pics are not scary for me anymore

absolutely jaw dropping

...

...

any good games I should download lads?

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pfff that's all?

absolutely mind blowing

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Damn nigga dats beautifel.

Lol

fuck you

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hahahahhah you are just a faggot your pics don't even scare mexican kids

going to bed

someone tuck me in? x

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these pictures are why i wish the nazis had won ww2 and every non white on earth had been exterminated and new global age of peace and prosperity had been ushered in

*fucks you in*

*Tucks you in to the grave*

wow edgy

...

so tired of NEET life but outside scares me

hm

in where....

o-oh
*it was a hologram*

snap

you shitskins sure are good at brutality but you're too fucking stupid to do it systematically and on a massive scale like that the white man

report the underage gore poster from Cred Forums

someone give me an actually good fucking game to play

doom

its the janner

we are powerless

Just want a bf to cuddle

making an arrangement

Runs for gore again in this thread?

youtu.be/stTuGQ1XfRw

Tetris

saw worse gore watching the olympics this year desu

mediaeval 2 total war

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in mexico you see that kind of violence on a daily basis

he's the guy who had his dace eaten by a guy on pcp, right?

Ah yes, Janitor deletes new threads lightning quick but lets this stay up

Look lad, I know we talk shit about you but you don't have to start posting gore just because you do it for free

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years getting bullied by /brit/ really took a toll on janny

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Is it Cred Forums wrecked thread here?

quite dissatisfied with janny's work

he got real lucky it went in the way it did

it completely missed the knackers, talk about unlucky

Literal turbo qt neighbour just told me she has a bf but 'still shags other guys', so close to spilling my fucking spaghetti lads not sure if I can carry on dabbling in normieland

wtf i hate cars now!

lol this made me smile ngl

SHOCKING gore picture of a cartel victim with his GUT hanging out!!!

side airbags come as standard now for a reason i guess

shocking

Fallout New Vegas

Report the moderation to the administration, then.

>expecting hiroshimoot to do anything

>Go to get bone through nose to be like muh niggas in Africa and reconnect with muh heritage
>Nigga messes shit up BAD

>when you dab too hard when you about to rob a nigga at knifepoint

met a lad who actually used to enjoy gore

proper weirdo, grew up in a foster home coz his parents were heroin addicts

Now stop making new threads before page 8.

Had a few beersies (one or two)

>hahahahhah you are just a faggot your pics don't even scare mexican kids

>Now stop making new threads before page 8.

Alcy

24 and still got back acne. Is this permanent because it never seems to go away

bit tired

>not using Catalog

I'm a disgusting voyeuristic peeve lads

Should I go to church tomorrow lads

>2016
>going to church

Yes, ask God to smite this Yank for all this shitty gore posting.

>i go to church

god doesn't exist

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Fit girl from the Christian society came knocking today lads gave me some cookie, a tea towel and asked if I played rugby/went to the gym

Might become a christian

I just want to meet nice people
Christians are nice people right?

yes. it makes my morning easier when all the christfags arent clogging up the aisles and asking me fore help

just dropped some lsd and watching hr pufnstuf

i love sundays

Only Christians I know are a French dude and a recovered drug addict.

Pathetic runt

You're not wrong, 2bh.

Yeah, I think so.

literally have trail of coffee spills leading up the stairs into my room
>inb4 runtlyfe

>Cookie
>Christian
Hope you told her to FOY

>it makes my morning easier when all the christfags arent clogging up the aisles and asking me fore help

Is that lisicki

might start going to church for the free food

What's wrong with Islam

>asked if I played rugby/went to the gym
what are they doing with that information?

might start going to church for the free wine

Too many terrorists innit

ask the cuck king anything

Nothing; same with Judaism 2bh.

might start going to church for the free books

Holy shit,it's leafy!

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Can I fuck your wife

very strange

youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg

you're mom gay?

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>Proud of being Irish

another mexican is here

Louis CK?

isn't it sad that west african descended blacks have so little recorded history of their own they literally have to steal the history of others? fun fact: no written language was ever invented in west africa prior to colonialism

ikr

>two mexicans

they even steal our history

Bit racist there lad

Please tone it down a bit

Cheers

>two mexicans now
quite sure this is a nightmare but I don't recall falling asleep

HoIy shit,it's leafy!

>What is the risotto stone

Olmecs were not Mexican they were BLACK

is this a shitpost or just b8

desu even natives here are fairly interesting and people are interested in their history, why can't blacks just research Africa more? I'm sure its about as interesting as natives are.

at least i can say that i wuz aztec spaniard n shit

What should we do with them bloody benefits scroungers eh? Kick em out I say!

lol why the fuck does the cheetah have a saddle on it

>We wuz knights n' shiet

so the knight can ride it?

you're an ameri-indian shitskin with a bit of spanish blood perhaps. you have nothing to do with spain or spanish people

Return of the twat

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unrelated to the old-english/germanic word for "youth" or "servant" Cniht/Knecht of course

and Knife comes from Knifr through Old Norse to English.

mental how these idiots just make up history without even considering things like linguistics or anything else.

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Tbf, the Mali empire is pretty interesting. If only Black people knew of real African history like that.

In any case, do you think, millennia from now, Blacks will claim the United States for themselves, and claim that maybe even you indirectly were a Black person?

damn,/mex/ back at it again with the simpsons memes

When there are no more white people left ofc they will be written out of history

>DeGeraldus of timbuktu - professional whitey slayer

>yanks will still defend their gun rights when shit like this happens every day
absolute mongs

it will be like how Germans would all claim their Roman heritage and usurped the Empire.

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>Baltimore
nothing was lost

also fuck off
>hurr give up your freedomes because it makes my willy tingle and shrink like a scared turtle.

Actually, American English isn't related to British English at all. It's actually a North Germanic language descended from the Old Norse Leif Ericsson spoke that coincidentally became much like the language spoken in Britain at the time.

Where's that image of the Norseman looking at the Roman bust and thinking "My Ancestor"?

no great civilisation exists without a written language. they had none.

It just passed 04:20 hehe

>7% of the population commits 40% of our murder

Yeah ban the guns, that will change things.

i will
i dont support my government, so why would i want guns taken away?

I only have the Google one

>A British house is approx 750 sq ft
>A Canadian house is approx 1900 sq fr
>A British house fits into a Canadian house 5.7 times
>750sq ft*3=2250 sqft

Post this every time this image is posted and no one ever replies

>East Baltimore

Lol

Love to see you go for a walk around there

p.s. I won't go with you

/cum/ is so awfull now

/cumb/

This, essentially Detroit 2bh.

Ah well, you know what I'm getting at.

I
AM THE ONE AND ONLY

It always was but you people should go back there

My house is 5000ft^2 and I never thought of it as a big house

These numbers must be off

lol

It presumably stacks them on one another

I
AM THE TWO AND LONELY

>tfw you'll never have 5 and 1/2 britbros crash at your place

square feet doesn't include height

this is volume I assume

I
AM THE THREE AND LOWLY

>moyes

NIGGGGGGERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! NIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I
AM THE FOUR AND SLOWLY

Google**

we wuz kagnkz n sheeit yo, did u know that we build da piramidz?

>Comedian whose wife died a few weeks ago

Is this like a Pokemon thing where people start shouting out what they are?

ah yes, yankland

I
AM THE *cough* FIVE AND *sneeze* POORLY

>be /brit/
>get /cum/med

Watch your fucking language, user kun.

>American comedian

Not a comedian then

>Yeah ban the guns, that will change things
it literally does

>Dunblane happens
>we get stricter gun laws
>we now have next to no gun crime
meanwhile you're shooting 3 year olds in the face and defending it

CHII CHIII CHII!

Now you!

I
AM THE SIX AND MOWGLI

was he holding a book, though? also i feel like you should've used one of his baby pictures instead

So how long will it be until fascism is an acceptable ideology again?

To be honest, Britain banning handguns after one incident is classic nanny state behaviour.

britain's an authoritarian shithole

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Did you know? Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin were born on the same day.

What exactly did you do, 2bh?

who cares

it worked

It already is.

>Can't yell "fire!" in a theater
What if there really is a fire?

Technically, that's only for false, and even then maliciously false, fires.

the only people in britain who get upset about the handgun ban are pathetic losers who are just mad they can't compensate for being such a little faggot by having an easily carried and concealed gun

>nonce becomes scout leader
>parents find out he's a nonce
>nonce gets kicked out of scouts
>nonce buys a hand gun
>nonce shoots up a primary school

Interesting. Handguns are already the more regulated type of gun in the States 2bh.

i really liked the first song
youtube.com/watch?v=oeEEWXbLNQs

I want /cum/ make like a tree and leaf.

or

Make like a bean and jump outta here.

or

Make like a Baltimore and drop dead.

doing a wank to tiffany capotelli

Murder rates back then when they were legal were lower than they are now, or very similar at least. What worked?

An irrelevant point based on nothing. When this country has a problem, the government's first course of action is always the most drastic one. Knife crime? Anyone caught with a knife will be arrested. 18+ to buy cutlery. Someone saying racist shit on twitter? Put them in prison with murderers and rapists.

Why did he stop at Dunblane?

because he finally got to fuck a bunch of kids

crime of all kinds is reaching record lows across the united states and this is at a time when most states are loosening gun control laws

crime is cyclical

the only thing proven to reduce crime is broken windows policing

PFF america was more secure when niggers and spics were not living there

but the gun crime went down user

we have more immigrants now and thus more violent crime

that is karma

Why are wh*te "people" so violent?

>crime of all kinds is reaching record lows across the united states and this is at a time when most states are loosening gun control laws
*shoots a 3 year old in the face*

>karma

Ahh yes, bad Britain. Abolishing slavery and attempting to save third world people from themselves is apparently a bad thing.

might post a pic of my willy later lads

>attempting to save third world people from themselves is apparently a bad thing.
do pirate apologists really believe this, or he is just baiting?

>muh chilluns

post the smiley face emoji memes

@65320221
yeah we should have just left the americas to the mud hut natives and australia to the road sleeping abos

they would be much better if we colonise them :^)

Terrible thread.

westernized natives are terrible though

I suppose we shouldn't have stopped the Indian practice of self immolation.
All cultures are equal :)

It's stupid to think that all lives are equal and all historical and scientific evidence shows that black people and brown people are not as mentally capable as white people and East Asians

With climate change threatening to destroy the planet (number one cause of this is a large human population) it only makes sense to allow the herds to cull themselves

The West needs to stop send aid to Third World Countries immediately and needs to shut them out

>claims gun crime is going down
>as mass shootings happen literally back to back
>""""muh chilluns""""
VERY good reply

New thread

Reminder that we produced the Beatles so every other nation is inferior

Mexico should've been a British colony

I suggest the name Mexicania
Thanks

The Beatles are a meme.

shan't be opening this

it is going down just look at the statistics

you seem to be mentally deficient

searched about self immolation....only chinks appear there

actual new

But who ended it?

if back to back mass shootings can happen and your gun crime is """""going down""""" then maybe your gun crime is insanely high to begin with