Why do you love Poland?

Yes, Belaruse is Poland. Correct

Because after years of studying history, she has proven to be the exact opposite of what Westerns say of her.

Protected western europe from a lot of scary shit

damn I love Belarus so much

Stop that Melbournian pooftery at once, dear Marble Barite, and get at arms
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on Cred Forums
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 6
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2

i dont
fuck poland

I don't.

fuck you back niemiec

I am a Greek

...

Greece > Mexico > Poland

>Protected western europe from a lot of scary shit

>Cucked by blitzkrieg
>Cucked by communism
>Cucked by catholicism
>Cucked by europa
>Cucked by conservatives
>Cucked by putin
ah yes, the sheepskin condom of central europe

Chopin

they stopped the Turks and Mongols so have basically saved Europe twice. Also kielbasa and hot girls.

t. Nigel Kowalski

Oh boy the attention-seeking self-hating Pole is here to ruin the entire thread.

Piłsudski

Well, if you're a Brit that:
1) Is not Polish
2) Doesn't have Polish heritage
3) Doesn't have too many Polish friends
4) Doesn't have Polish gf
and still like Poles, I will like you right back

stop trying to pretend poleboos exist

>CRIKEY MATE, I ONLY TOOK A NAP AFTER A SIP OF BEER, WAS IT REALLY THAT COLD?
>FUCK CANADA

yep

stop being butthurt

Does this post make sense?
No, it does not.

just like Australia

Polacks are shit.

just like your existence without a gf

delicious food
obligations due to investing in eastern poland with rent money

Can you guys learn English please? It's obvious you are using Google Translate

t. the Bogan of Marble Bar

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Pidgin English > Royal English

Please, notice me too! I want a (you), Bogan-sama!

>be australian
>>games are good $50 more expensive

>be polish
>games cost $60
>even though everyone makes 4x less money

a polska festival in Tokyo is soon
I can't wait!

That umbrella looks super cute, would buy

>russian federation

lol I thought Russia was big or something haha it's pathetic how small it is

Poles are wends

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Only thing Poles did wrong was siding against the Ottomans.

Women.

>Only thing Poles did wrong was siding against the Ottomans.

Prussia and Russia were a mistake too.

Thats right children, we used to be greatest country in europe and shit. I ain't bullshittin you kurwa!"

"Well what the fuck happenened, mamunia? Why we be living in poverty and tatuś is out plumbing all day?"

"cuz dem muthafuckin Germans came and opressed us and took away our glorious union. Now get your slavic asses to bed!

Kill yourself butthurt serbian mongrel.

Nobody loves poland. It's only these which have never been there.

architecture, long history, people is charismatic (at least the young and non-bydlo ones), qts, and according to what I've been told the food is great

>German architecture and commieblocks

why so butthurt?

You forgot Bolshevicks in the interwar period.

never forget

Memes aside, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth was in fact, one of the most powerful countries in the known world for nearly a century and half, while your greatest success was getting a pat on the back from your Austrian and Magyar masters.

German?

Because he is Lithuanian, he is mad over the notion of having no written language all up until the 18th century and being civilized by Poland.

>Because he is Lithuanian, he is mad over the notion of having no written language all up until the 18th century and being civilized by Poland.

>why yes I'm Bosnian and I'm retarded

>Well, if you're a Brit that:
>1) Is not Polish
>2) Doesn't have Polish heritage
>3) Doesn't have too many Polish friends
>4) Doesn't have Polish gf
>and still like Poles, I will like you right back
what if you're an american with polish heritage?

t. tyrone walczyk?

I'd like to see you disprove my claims.

Andrzej ty kurwo nie rób p*laczkom nadzieji że ich jakis zagraniczny lubi bo wiesz przecież jaki ten ''naród'' jest pojebany ci idioci biorą sobie do serca posty na anonimowym subreddicie entuzjastów wietnamskich animacji pornograficznych i jeszcze jebną screencapa tego freda i pierdolną na sadistica by pokazać jaka to polsza stronk i ilu fanów na swiecie ma.

Only thing we did wrong is not siding with them permanently.

Quite correct.

Filthy greeks in MY Germany?
I love you, Poland.

literally me

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