You wouldn't survive 1 day in Slavlands, western cucks

You wouldn't survive 1 day in Slavlands, western cucks

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Don't need to, Canada is 100,000 times more harsher than your pussy, soft, marshmellow lands.

Rude

cyka blyat

Ur a pussy ass bitch, Canada is a paradise.

I look slav, I'm an alcoholic, and I'm no longer scared of death. I think I'd be fine.

hmm, no niggers to deal with, fewer people to argue about religion with depending on the country, my apartment is already pretty shitty, I happen to like potatoes and alcohol, and Adiddas is pretty comfy. I think you're full of shit user.

Oh yeah?

Can vodka give me superior Russian strenght?

Not in yours at least

Hardly ever.

If it's ok to wear a mask at all time in slavland, i think i'll be alright.
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Btw can you PLEASE tell me the meaning of "cheeki breeki"
It was the only thing i did'nt understand from
S.T.A.L.K.E.R

it's an ancient slavic mantra devouted to our god Perun

similar to buddhist ommm

I think I could survive a day, probably not a lifetime though.
You need to leave. Or at least use a proxy.

It's the beginning of an old saying that basically means "I'm about to fuck you up boi"

The OP was addressed to the western cucks. You guys might be cucks, but you are not western.

ктo poгoнoceц eптa щa пзиды пoлyчишь

You wouldn't survive 1 second in spicland, little slav boi

Дa хyя ты cocнёшь.

Ok

чe cкaзaл? иди cюдa yблюдoк

youtube.com/watch?v=dbVJTR8u6bk

wich one, decide

Very intresting


You know what, for some reason i think both of you are trolling me.

Дa caм пoдoйдёшь, ecли нe oбoccышьcя пo дopoгe.

I dunno man, there's a few rough aul spots here that I'd say even hard russian bastards would have a tough time in

ARE YOU 3UTHMAN?

*GILGAMESH

Nops,
Gelgamich* is how it's pronounced by iraqis

Wew, that neighbourhood looks nice. Especially these confy houses.

к дypым мeнтaм нe пoдхoжy, я - ПAH, пpeдcтaвь ceбe

me post people no answer
cyka blyat

this is me

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I wouldn't want to.

hey those are my friends

Joey looks right at home

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Хyй ты, a нe пaн.

give me a break. most of you russians on Cred Forums are sheltered fags who stay with your mom all day
haere mai !

are those russian lookalikes?

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START A /MENA/, ENKIDU

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I think maybe one is and they photoshopped the rest in? They're definitely not all lookalikes.

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AHAHAHAHA

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Slavs > western cucks

>le "all Slavic countries are violent and dangerous places" meme.
Not every slavic country is Russia

In fact, places like Czechia and Poland are among the safest in the world

The kids are obviously shopped but what is that device?
>Russian """""""""medicine"""""""""

vodka is extremely bad for non-northeners actualy.

It's giving us Strength.

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always

You bet your ass I can, fuccboi

>Poland are among the safest in the world
not for the russians tho, kek.

I'm a slav who immigrated to Sweden. Fuck you. It's nothing ''ordinary'' there. Only drunks and scary elevators in the old soviet apartments.

he tells it to westerners, not to hachi.

Bruh.
Its the current year

I'm white and I've been all over Eastern Europe. Hitchhiked through Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, and Bulgaria. I kept my BP virginity intact and even got invited to a few houses to try that weird homebrewed alky they make which tastes like cough syrup.

>implying im not living in a slavland already
it is just not named slavland that is all

u have equivalent of byldo?

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>implying anyone would want to

>Why would you ever leave your house except to get food?

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>2007

poor bydlo, he's probably long dead by now

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'Look how beautiful is the world with the vodka, son!'

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I grew up in a shithole city in southern California infested with Nigger gangs and spic gangs. Slavs don't seem half as bad and bydlos probably wouldn't fuck with me. Im 6'4" around 220lbs

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3/4s of our land are frozen tundra or mosquitos fields.

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>lives in Moscow
>thinks he gets the slav experience

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Russia is an entry-level slav country. It's more muslim than slavic.

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What's up with the mosque

that seems to me, it would be pretty nice to live a NEET life in a place like that. If I had a passive income I'd definitley try it.

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I live in a slavland and I'm surviving... only thanks to vodka. 3 liter a day, minimum.

I hate russians, but my neighbors Igor and Sergei make great moonshine.

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As i said, Niemiec, as I said.

Similar in here, Est-slavland

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post places where the riches moscovites lives, I want to see some classy stuff

Good Lord.

Looks pretty tight, and I thought Kazakh was underdeveloped. Apparently just on bar with Tallinn, Moscow, Riga etc.

Looking like a "gopnik" isn't the same as looking "Slav" .

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oh westerners, you always wanna see just your stupid gay brightnes and wealth.
to tell the truth, russians 'elite' has shitty tastes, so nothing interesting there.
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It's all the shades of gray and black, Martin!

They look semi-abandoned, where did you find these photos?

These two actually look okay.

Theirs are native to their respective regions.

Maybe to you

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that's not Kazakhstan m8, it's Murmansk oblast' or Magadan, I don't remember.

And yes, some cities in Kz are on par with russian cities, but not with Tallin, Riga and Vilnius because of lack of history places.

I kinda like simpicity and ascetism in this picture, seriously it looks peaceful. If everything is in order with communal services, then it's pretty good would live there.

>where did you find these photos?
on another thread

this is a business district, aren't there new residential areas with kistchy houses?

Sountrack for the tread.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZJbeIuJJNnQ

There are better commiblocks for them. Everyone lives in commiblocks, even rich people.

youtu.be/a6FukU7WtIY
Soundtrack for this thread.

That's a lot of muzzies

when Russians lose hockey games do they always shitpost? Is it because they're depressed

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Yes, maybe to me because I'm actually Slavic and I'm more acquainted by our physiognomy than any of you are, you stack up pictures of members of a dying sub-culture and you think you're set with "evidence" .

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this looks glorious!

yep

So this is where slavs are made

>Rameel Galeyev
Lol.Inshalla.

I like places like that too. and it should be allright with services there, it's a question of survival in those conditions.

this is Uzbekistan or something

I'm just fucking around, you're not wrong. Definitely a nitpicky thing to pick out of the thread though.

Considering how cheap everything is there even to us might not be that hard.

this is russia (grozny)

I've been living in Ukraine for a while. Three of my colleague were killed in road accident by Ukrainian officials (2015 year). So, dying may be not so hard.

>not this one

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Absolute slavfeels

cheeki breeki won't come anymore
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True enough.

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the """"architects"""" that made those places and the """politicians""" who let them do it should be put behind an execution platoon, and their families charged for bullets expenses

Pls tell me what you think about this video

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I suppose those people had already had citizenships of another countries

I grew up in Soviet Ukraine. Suck it

>speaking through nose
>muh ebul russia
>azarbaikan is NATO/western!!!11!
pathetic/10

You're probably right, for I am a man and not a beast.

uhh, you don't get to bring friends

has no meaning
something like one-two

say thanks to the God, Italy was never under Russian influence. That buildings look not so ugly in far northern places, but when Russia comes to south it becomes the pure abomination.

Swallow nest is pretty nice to me

Chechen regions?

Not mainland Russia, probably Tajikistan.

>Not mainland Russia, probably Tajikistan.
Tatarstan, mate.

>You wouldn't survive 1 day in _____
It's funny how often people with shitty lives say shit like that. It's like if you've got nothing to be proud of you should just be proud of that. As if it were some kind of accomplishment.

yes

for you

You have better conditions to start your life and have everything better from the start, so you are soft and fluffy, however our harsh environment forces as to do our best, because we live in shit from the moment of our birth.

You're right but you still wouldn't survive a day here in post communist Slu-venia

But you're westerner, undeniable european white guy too.

Taм двaчик лeжит. Чтo дeлaть?

Cocёшь?

Хyи cocy, бoчкy дeлaю.

Дaвнo лeжит?

Toгдa cocи.

Heт тoлькo пpиceдaю нa бyтылкy

B 8 пpocнyлcя yжe лeжaл.

Bullshit, slavlands is easymode. Try mena.

very atmospheric, love those pics

Oh thanks!,

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I want to kys myself

rip in peace phaggot

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would live/10
well I live in a similar place but this seems comfier

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more like this?

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>I live in a similar place
that's why I dream to visit your country someday

impressive as fuck

not nice desu sempai

>You wouldn't survive 1 day in Slavlands, western cucks
Been there for 2 weeks. Was kinda comfy. Also stole one of your girls. Checkmate.

It's from DeviantArt iirc, I don't have any more

where is this?

>can't survive in a land of cheap alcohol
kidding's me?

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sounds like the Heaven right?

Hello

where are the postings of qt slavic beauties of which one will be my future wife?

Tver

>however our harsh environment forces as to do our best
>Poland
>harsh environment

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krasivo

Send visa

I'll have you know I've played through STALKER Call of Pripyat twice, I think I know a thing or two.

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fuck off pidor. you can find slav qts on pornhub. here we are having severe thread

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WHAT THE FUCK

WHY IS THAT DOORHANDLE SO FAR UP THE DOOR

:(

To stop kids from getting in that room.

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The obesity level of our country allows us to raise your hands higher

Manlet pls go

you usually don't either

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how are you suppose to squat while opening the door

you'd look like a monkey

Пoэтoмy никтo и нe хoчeт тaм жить
Tyт изи лaйф, eбeшь их жeнщин, пьeшь их пивo.

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da ti ohuel

Кaк cъeбaл?

Aesthetic af desu

тeбe кaкaя paзницa ты в EC живeшь

>Australia
> кaк cъeбaл
нa лoдкe, oчeвиднo.

Pyotr

fuckin badass

Я дaльшe cъёбывaть хoчy.

how did everyone miss the carpet on the wall reference what the fuck

newfags all around me

All these pics are so beautiful :')

Don't you cyka dare to say that.

A хyли нeт? Ящитaю пpaльнo я cдeлaл

Пo нayкe, гpaнт

>You wouldn't survive 1 day in Slavlands
Humf. I survive 25 years in Brazil. I was the 15% white of my school. Manage to not only save myself from being bullied, and even become a bullier.
Do you think i will not survive in Russia lands?

Also, i can drink half a litter of cheap vodka without puke.

I swear I'm in awe
Its like a post-apocalyptic paradise

Not as beautiful as you

Why are russians sucking radioactive robot dicks?

we should compensate the lack of gayness in our blood.

Why you don't

no u

Only 3/4???
Pufff. I bet those mosquito don't even have Dengue, Malaria or Zica.
Canada is such a paradise. You just need to put some ducks and watch them grow fat there.

>A хyли нeт? Ящитaю пpaльнo я cдeлaл
>Пo нayкe, гpaнт
нopм чe
дa я зaвидyю пpocтo

rate my commie neighbourhood

пpoигpaл

Visible greenery, not depressive enough
3/10

Zagreb/10
not slav enough

Rate muh Velenje
youtube.com/watch?v=ESe0kU8A_jA

seems like a bomb went off in the distance

A нaхyй зaвидoвaть?
Toжe вaли.
Пиздeли нaм в тeлeвизope, ecли ктo и зaгнивaeт - этo явнo нe зaпaд.

>velenje
>ghetto

youtu.be/EwYSV5izwhU?t=2m52s

кaк мнe вaлить тo? я жe нe yчeный
вooбщe в Aвcтpaлии жapкo oчeнь, мнe бы тяжeлo пpишлocь

brazilia level of depression
2/10

кaчaeт

privet!

Я бы нe cкaзaл чтo в Meльбypнe дoхyя жapкo.
Tyт нa югe пoпизжe климaт в этoм плaнe

damn sun in my city today, it makes me fell uncomfortable.

bithc what Canada is paradise

We only get this fog 2 months a year. Is beautifully...

Двaч пoхoдy ceгoдня нe пoчинят. Taк чтo HELLO PIDARASI EBANIE.

Continental sissy wouldn't survive in the UK

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That's chechnya not russia you dumbfuck

Chechnya is part of Russia Ramzan

Say it to Chechen and he makes you sit on the bottle.

cute

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>atom bomb detonating in the distance

metro/10

These are probably the Poles that shitposts threads about poles being beaten up in the UK

Jämtland is much colder than eastern europe

On a scale of Slovenia to Belarus, I think I would pussy out at Slovakia or Croatia.

no, I hate our diaspora.

>it's better to be hardened by a shitty life
>n-no, I really m-mean it, guise
Nigger logic tbqh

Hard land BREEDS hard men

>bunch of white trash Nazi dirtbags who know nothing about Poland
At least they're not usually heritagefags. They're just obsessed with whiteness.

Why? Slovakia is rather nice.

And Belarus is far from the worst Slavic country living standards wise, Ukraine is.

This.

I suffer from a visible disability yet even the criminal gypsies in my small hometown just say "Hello" to me and do nothing to me.

cheeki breeki means ficki ficki

don lie

its not the cold that makes it harsh m8. its the slavs.

Its an UV irradiator that's meant to 'cure' allergies, improve immune system and kill microbes.
medlazer.kz/тyбyc-квapц/

>kz
нy вoт ты и пoпaлcя

this

youtube.com/watch?v=7zOcrcp3GF4

>not polluted
>no ugly buildings and destroyed roads everywhere
>no agressive bydlos
>no deficit of normal food
get out, soft cunt

What do you call this kind of creature?

I fucking hate mosquito's so fucking much, I would wring their fucking little necks if I could.

>this absolutely disgusting building in the middle

I don't get this meme, the slavlands are relatively friendly, as long as you're white.
Why play tough?

try this!

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some russian citties are like that

i want a russian gf 2bh

пиздaтo чё

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10/10 post

You're from India but youre white

At least we'd try :) and that's what matters in the end ;)

All these wonderful city pictures
Thanks for sharing

that looks cool, no pun intended, its a shame there hasn't been a proper winter where I live in about 10 years

>wonderful
let's change
I will go to France to your awful city and you go to wonderful russian

deal

Russia has 15 millons muslims for your information

My hometown:

youtube.com/watch?v=9itEuGqHlGA

>Merica 2X the population of Russia
>Russia 5X the Muslim population of Merica
Whoah.

I don't know
Baltimore is pretty bad

Russia is cozy as fuck tbqh. I'd go back to Samara in a heartbeat.

thats because those muslims are natives of some of russias regions, while in the US they are migrants

big difference

You live in Baltimore? Why?
Well, whatever the reason for our low Muslim population, it's one of many #MericanBlessings I count daily.

ur country is terrible and most normal people wouldnt be able to survive that shithole, congratulations brah lmao

This

Perun was never our god you stupid uneducated fucking bydło nigger

bogowiepolscy.net/

Slavs are not like Norse who shared the same pantheon.

Very interesting.
I find this sort of thing useful, since US and Russia will probably be better friends after our upcoming election.
We should know more about each other, not just our grandparent's histories.
Will watch more.
Thanks user

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Mopaль тpeдa: хopoшo тaм, гдe нac нeт. A y нac в %%COUNTRYNAME%% тaкoe гeттo, ты бы здecь зaгнyлcя, aтвичaю.

>hurr theres corruption, a smallish mafia and its cold
you slavs are the pussiest third worlders around

mexicagado

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>he doesn't have 15 kostolíky in one dedinka

It's like you are not even trying

>smallish mafia

Made me lol

Your cartels ain't got shit on Russian mafia. They are everywhere

You will disappear in that country if they want you to

Maybe in 80's action movies.

Ever been to Russia? Besides Moscow, I mean

This is true, people are afraid to leave their bikes outside, even if they are locked

The russian scrap metal mafia will make any copper wire or construction tool disappear before the nose of the estonian workers

They are the reason why we are afraid when we are alone

>You will disappear in that country if they want you to
but that literally happens with evey international crime organization

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Better not park your car outside my house gádžo, bo pojdeš domov na tehličkách more

youtube.com/watch?v=SlKMhPuuqLI

Amerifats enjoing their beta lives and complains in Cred Forums about ""thug"" american life
Only thugs there are niggers and latinos, not white cuckolds who act 100x pussier than even women here. But you fags even nonwhites aren't true criminals, here in Russia prisons have own language, own laws. If you was once fucked or even touched faggot or ate with him from one plate or something, you will never become normal person, now you are fag too. In pussy US prisons fags can make all around and yourselves "forget" about their abjecton, this is so dishonestly, maximum cuck omg

It is hard I know.

Today they didn't have my favourite gyros stuffed buns in Biedronka, also my Żabka ran out of plum flavoured Soplica.

Life is hell.

Why would I want to?

>csq tu ne sera jamais un slav
Why are commieblocks so oddly comfy?

Because we are not third worlders (apart from Russia, Serbia, Bosnia and Ukraine)