/cum/

alka seltzer

please

They're not crummy just a bit sick.
I fucking hope it likes getting its stomach rubbed or else it's being a tease.

>I fucking hope it likes getting its stomach rubbed or else it's being a tease.
He likes it. Only me, though.

youtu.be/WYvji5AXOfk

He's fucking beautiful, take good care of him user.

That's pretty funny.

12 years and he's still not dead.

Lol, didn't know hot heels was this much of a loser.

I was on twice chan once and it was awful. Nothing of value lost there.

fuck

why must I get so flustered when talking to girls I find attractive. I can converse perfectly fine otherwise

youtu.be/EIh6oc2xSdk

going to bed
i didn't get any homework done today and now i feel like shit
tomorrow will be different

you want to practice with me?

ey bby wan sum fuk?

>girls
>/cum/

I appreciate the thought though user

God that coat is amazing, happy for you.
I tell myself that every semester. Currently cramming for a test and have two assignments to finished by Tuesday.

This is good
That's a pretty song

>93F+ sunday and monday

THIS ISNT SEPTEMBER WEATHER

Hey man you try loving like life as a 3ft tall man that can't use his legs and see how much winning you can do.

I forgot to post this

youtu.be/GL7yAwfZRH4

poor kitty

If it sounds familiar it's because space dandy had a version play in one of the episodes
youtu.be/cQpEnN6bxxw

youtu.be/UwN-HC4KKNo
Play this game if you haven't

c-can I p-practice with you user?

>tfw mid 60s in new england

real nigga hours when?

youtube.com/watch?v=I4f2c4O8I1Y&list=WL&index=93

too early

but /cum/ dies early nowadays too

so long as men ejaculate, /cum/ shall never perish

0-4 take shower (it's 3 am)
5-9 don't

>plane flying slowly overhead
>as its descending lower and lower, it sounds like its falling to the ground like a slide whistle in a road runner cartoon

spooky

do it anyway faggot
if I've done it you can too

Just got ice cream

what flavor?

I've never heard of Space Dandy

I'll check it out

youtube.com/watch?v=ri0nRIwRwGw

I just ejaculated 2 minutes ago

You going to have feels while playing it
youtu.be/Khl02WOSfXQ

youtu.be/MP8q5F6dFqQ

>google translator

normal

suited for a normie

normal isnt a flavor

you mean vanilla?

I didn't understand a word you said
What kind of drama am I missing here

youtube.com/watch?v=SHnPh3AL9kI

youtu.be/1jJsYbVBnaE

youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q

youtu.be/__VqVB10iwQ

>start match in civ 5 on immortal marathon
>45 minutes later find out neighbor has 1 more population than me
>realize im going to lose in 10 hours and quit
every time

>its a "Brent uses divining rods to search for the lost city of gold" episode

I'm wasting the best years of my life
I have no idea what to do with my life

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/intl/ GO THE FUCK BACK TO freech!!!!!!!

tfw balsted to death
youtube.com/watch?v=HCQFEYX2F0s

Took you a while
Never heard this qots album
I'm going to check it out

youtube.com/watch?v=myIB1TrPpTE

I did it, feels good

EXTREMELY RELEVANT SONG FOR ME RIGHT NOW
youtube.com/watch?v=QhoKiPeQnV4

woops wrong video

youtube.com/watch?v=_VpQ2bf5osc

I don't think I'm ever going to fall in love again
it's over

It's an interesting one, I honestly like most of their albums though, latest one being my favorite. If I remember right Era vulgaris usually gets ripped as the worst one, but most of the songs on it are actually quite catchy.

I really want some ramen right now 2bh

S-Shut up I know what I meant

so high bros

>so high bros

Same desu
Same desu

What is love to you?

What's she so nervous/embarassed about?

who tf up

the night's still young

what up

lmao i.4cdn.org/gif/1474760226393.webm

Who THEFUCK up!

Hm

...

i will go to this social event

Uni is such a trip

Bet you'll have fun

really cute sleeping anime

Good day to you /cum/

hey bud

Going to make and eat a whole thing of Velveeta cheeseburger mac skillet

>police came by again today to chat but I was busy
>going to meet up again this afternoon
>hope they don't show up at my house again
why cant i just be left alone reeeeee
also i can't sleep so i'm coming up with business ideas

>tfw you will never be the mayor of a really small town

youtube.com/watch?v=LOtkH5amC7s

what did you guys do with the real pharell

>naruto lost his virginity before me

Can I come over to your place your man I'm bored

kek I heard it finished awhile ago, did he really? holy shit naruto aired in fucking 2005.

what's with you and the police nigga like haha keep your shit on the down low or something

youtube.com/watch?v=AV7QjFdNkUk

>henry's kitchen is back

magnificent

I work full time making minimum wage (11,25$/hr).

How fucked am I?

>tfw spent an hour fishing 10 bucks in loonies and quarters out of the faulty coin return in the dryer
not sure if it was worth it or not

really makes you think

ya kinda
also
>minimum wage

>$72 for internet

I see you have Fibe 10, so you must be with Bell. Fuck those cock suckers. They fucked around with my DSL for 6 years without any decent service. Also why do you have basic sat (which i'm also assuming is bell expressvu)? Anything you can get on TV you can stream on the internet for free.

also $170 for your phone bill? shit bud. I'm also with Bell and I have a regular $70 plan with 1GB data. bill comes out to about 100 a month and even that is fucking pricy

Basically what i'm saying is; cut Bell out of your life and save some money

that shit's still fucking with my mind and I can't sleep
so confusing life is, maybe that's the great thing about it lol

hmm.. could a ghosty have been my shonen bat?
I mean it's all confusing at first but I made some serious reforms to my life after being spooked to hell and back

I'm Canadian.

You cannot refute this.

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>tomorrow is monday

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>ctrl+f + image.jpg
>6 results

We are the bane of everything, my brother. Indeed, with our abhorrent personalities, we may be able to drive off all of our newly arrived immigrants down towards 'Murica. Truly the Aussies do not know what it is like to actually be universally hated, otherwise Muslims would be running away from their country too.

I'm grateful for the goods and bads that happen to me everyday

WWYD if inkling girl shoved her squirt gun nozzle in ur anus?
I think I'd splatoon!

i did not enjoy this post

What's wrong? Are you implying I'm a manchild or something?
If so then you'd be damn right. Adults are just children in pants, after all. I even bought the toy and made big cums on it earlier today.

I have no eye for graphical design and would appreciate some critique.
Which drawing better resembles a simple tree? And should I use different colors, change the trunk or treetop size/position?
Keep in mind, it's supposed to be very simple for now. I'll revise one into whispy woods later on.

stop

left one is better

maybe make the bark of it a little darker

alright thanks. Is this better?
I was also thinking of making the trunk slightly thicker and/or shorter

the thickness and length of it is good, for a simple tree this is good enough

Looks like broccoli with a rotten stem

are you 9 years old or some shit

alright, cool. Thanks Latviabro
Even my handwriting resembles a nine-year old's, and I'm by no means a creative person. I'm good at some other things though.
But I actually do think this would better pass as a piece of broccoli. Does pic related better pass as a piece of broccoli than the the tree a tree?

>Even my handwriting resembles a nine-year olds

Same here man, also more looks more like broccoli

why is there a turtle on top now

Well thanks to the German footfag for the idea I guess
it's python turtle graphics. I'm using the turtle to draw simple shapes with simple commands (still getting used to Python 3, I've only ever used C and Python 2 before)
It can do far more than that, and I could simply make it write "Hello World" for instance, but there's a challenge in manually writing out block lettering, line by line.
Otherwise, I probably would've done a better job drawing a palm tree with a greater arsenal of commands

Why don't you live in the Bronx, user?

Because I found a much better deal in Queens.

>python turtle graphics
what's the use

Queens is pretty based tbqh. Probably has the best ethnic food in the city.

Usually it's familiarizing yourself with a new programming language. It makes a good creative outlet for autists too I suppose.

Who here is facing the fact that love is never going to happen to them?

might start smoking cigarettes

Don't do it
I smoke cigarettes and I hate my life

Story? What's the craic?

Why are you in leaf land?

>whoah momma

....nothin personnel

you can't truly love until you've given up on it
I advise against it. Smoking isn't pleasurable after some time. You just become dependent unless you smoke very sparingly.
Cigarettes will affect your sleep quality. You'll be coughing up/ spitting phlegm all the time. Carbon monoxide levels in your blood will rise and your appetite will be hindered, potentially stunting your growth. Keep that in mind if you're relatively young, cause you could still grow a few inches if so.
If you don't give much of a shit, if anything, at least vape or roll your own cigs so you're not smoking all those factory-added chemicals, + it's far far cheaper to vape or RYO cigs. A decent vape goes for just $30 - $50 USD (get it at a vape shop, not a smoke shop, and don't buy juices made in China). A good manual rolling machine goes for roughly $20. 400 cigarette tubes & a bag of nicotine to fill them (maybe more depending on how tightly you pack your tubes) would be approx. $30. In the US, at least, 1 carton of cigs costs $50 (that's if you buy it at costco, it'd be costlier elsewhere).
So only smoke if you don't mind fucking your health and wallet.
t. retard who smokes and vapes interchangeably, trying to quit cigs (I think it's the 3rd time, the longest I've been able to abstain was a few months) then wean myself down w/ lower mg/ml nicotine juices again & quit blowing (cock) all together.

I wonder how long I could go without eating

>it's far far cheaper to vape

Until you die of starvation lol

take amphetamines to find out if you're degenerate and game enough
you could find out how long you could go without sleeping too
vaping may be a meme, but it's at least not as stupid as smoking cigarettes.

>tfw too intelligent to watch anime

only slept for 2.5 hours lads
my gains are going to suffer for that

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>when you get married and her feet stank af

*admits Canada as the 51st state*

d'aww =(
did babby not get a kiss goodnight and tucked in? is that why babby didn't slept well?
let me know if you need any help hun

Dont be rude

I'm too intelligent for this reality. I am a mastermind, a magnum opus of God if you will. Only a being as perfect as me could've created me. For this reason, I'm invariably led to the existence of God as a primary fact.

I think that leaf is cute.

I'm like an angel, that was the opposite of rudeposting

>code monkey insult
why is that luddite even using the internet? is he butthurt that a web developer earns more than him? or because someone earns more running a chan site?

>let me know if you need any help hun
maybe you can s my d tonight fuccboi

I'm too intelligent to enjoy any form of media

only 160 posts left until the new fred starts!!

Nothing says "Welcome to Pittsburgh" quite like a bent shock absorber.

jfmsu

people outside of canada know about corner gas?

gonna go to costco, you lads need anything?

arizona iced tea
xl condoms

My autistic kin in america, what pills did you get prescribed for your funny brain?

I got elvanse 50mg.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisdexamfetamine

Used it for less than a month so far and I don't notice too much difference. But I'm keeping on with it so far.

The cost of these is simply absurd, btw. I pay 900kr for one little can of pills. That's like 140 USD. Thank god the state state pays for them once you reach the yearly cost limit of 2200kr. Socialism fuck yeah.

lol why do you have a home phone?

mott's applesauce
bulk pack

right one looks like a zombie from madness combat

Same, but we call it Vyvanse over here. 50 mg though? That's a lot. How long have you been on it?

nvm lol
>Used it for less than a month so far and I don't notice too much difference. But I'm keeping on with it so far.

>me after a workout

Many. According to irresponsible clinics and greedy pharmaceutical companies, everyone in the US can be diagnosed with some mental health issue, be it anxiety, depression, ADHD or some other BS that everyone experiences symptoms of at some point in their lives.
Currently, I'm prescribed XR amphetamine for ""ADD"". Switched back to them from IR dextroamphetamine since my goal is to study, and IR/dex forms have higher abuse potentials. I'm glad I did.
You're lucky to afford lisdexamfetamine. Does it impact your mood, appetite or sleep at all? That's what I hate about amphetamines. I have to take them only 3 days/week to allow my body rest and nourishment.
>Thank god the state state pays for them once you reach the yearly cost limit of 2200kr. Socialism fuck yeah.
You're still constituent of the state if you work though. No being smug unless you're NEET there.
heh, well at least my simple shape drawings somewhat make for rorschach blots.

Do you think the effect will be more noticeable later on?

I'm not sure what effect you're referring to. Were you prescribed other stimulants before Elvanse? Lisdexamphetamine is pretty much the same as adderall (dextroamphetamine). It's a prodrug for dextroamphetamine; i.e. the body metabolizes the lysine group with an enzyme after ingestion, and from thereon it's just dextroamphetamine in your blood.

Yes.. I'm just asking because I don't feel particularly different

Canada is like the poor kid who is best friends with the highschool football hero (USA). He wants to win games and travel the world like his buddy, but he's stuck helping in the family oil sands pit out behind the trailerhome. Every day he needs to shovel at least 50 buckets of oil sand after school so his sister Tracy can get her operation. But his buddy America feels sorry for him, so he comes over to his place after school. He tells Canada that for one game, he'll let him wear his football helmet and nobody will see that it's him, so that he'll know what it's like to score a winning goal. The experience changes Canada, turns him evil. He can't get the same thrills at home so he starts running with a criminal snowmobile gang. Together they terrorize small snowbound villages in the deep Yukon, who are unable to call for help because they don't have snowmobiles. Canada grows rich and wicked through plunder. Then one day Canada returns home to find his mother crying at the table. Because Canada didn't come home to shovel oil sand, Tracy couldn't afford her operation and now she's dead.

autism

I guess the purpose of lisdexamphetamine is a more consistent release of dexamp in your blood, without the peaks and anxiety of adderall. I those things are an issue for you, then it should have a positive effect if you take it on a strictly regimented basis without interruptions or additions.

>Being a drug addict

lol

If*
lol

it is the untold story of true canadian life

anyone know what music genre is this?
youtube.com/watch?v=vT9e41fxpHo

I decided to ask you guys because you're pretty cool

i didnt eat anything yesterday, stoped being hungry pass the 6pm and now i wake up and still not hungry at all

is this a bad signal?

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=OffF0e2h4TU

rate my cat

rated

thanks

>2152x1488

>2152x1488

Is torturing bugs edgy? It's not even torture really since their nervous systems aren't complex enough to create the sensation of pain

Positive effect such as what?

bugs are groce

>Hair starts smelling bad
>Haven't shampoodintheloo in over a year
>Put some shampoo on in the shower
>Hair doesn't smell bad anymore
What a productive morning

what?

>haven't changed my bedsheets for a month now

Tell me about american elementary schools
What do they teach there?

The fare of true Patricians

Never saw this in stores.
Is it a potato chips,or a nacho chips?

The pledge of allegiance.

This

tortilla chips

Removing the peaks and anxiety

Is Doritos the go to brand of chips in the united states?

It's the brand for Americans with taste

That's such a niche market.

>tfw too intelligent to post on /cum/

>tfw too intelligent to read books

>tfw too intelligent to use my intellect

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>we'll never be the 10th richest European country again

might as well just kill myself

Took a sick day from work finally, currently high in bed basking in the sun via my window and listening to music
Top comfy desu

Mexico is better than Latvia

>high
Is drug use really that common in the US?

Weed's been legalized medically in a bunch of states and recreationally in like 3 and DC I think
It's gonna be on the ballot this November for legalized recreational use here in Arizona so I'm probably gonna go out and vote just for that

>lying on the internet

for what reason?

i like to annoy people from other countries

Well,as long as it's legal.
I'm just not used to it.Cannabis is heralded as the devil over here,and I wouldn't touch it with a 7 foot long pole.
Quite unusual for me that it's so common in the US

>legal
Well not yet haha
I guess it doesn't really matter too much to me if it gets legalized here anyway, it would just be a bit more convenient being able to go to a weed shop and buy from there whenever I want instead of having to call a dealer once a week
And of course I'll be able to smoke in public without having to be on the constant lookout for cops rolling by

HARAMBE NO

SWEDEN YES

niceme.me

Are cops like 100% okay with it in legal states?
Don't they still have some sort of authority to check if smokers on the street are in fact able to smoke it?

Well the only people who can't legally smoke it once its recreationally legalized are minors
I'm sure if they looked way underage they'd investifate but most people I'd assume they just give the benefit of the doubt
As for medical, I don't think you're allowed to smoke it out in public anyway

this is such a shit meme

I got my medical marijuana prescription when I was 18
It was a good year, and no you can't smoke in public

what do gf's feel like?

>tfw the kid who got harambe killed probably got off with a light reprimand at most

Meant as a reply to

bag of sand

They usually have a bunch of no smoking in public amendments to legalization laws tho.

>tfw a human life is worth more than a gorilla and the zookeepers realized that
feels really good

and I'm glad the gorilla got fucked up

THEY SHOULD HAVE SHOT HIM INSTEAD

It was an innocent though, it did nothing wrong. It literally had to die because someone else was retarded.

At the very least the kid should have to pay back the cost of acquiring/keeping the animal. I don't care that he probably can't pay it off right now, he will eventually. That'd be some justice at least

Hello moo juice my old friend

Ive come to melt in you again

youtube.com/watch?v=6dXBC6R_rxk

What is a good work to do in the morning?

I'm tired of being fat

Only thing keeping me from getting a medical card is that I'd have to surrender my guns

do what i do

10 push ups
10 sit ups
10 squats
repeat in this order 5 times, add +1 every week

Yeah that would suck
I haven't had my medical card in 4 years
Can I buy guns now?

Never heard about anything like that

This is great

This is kind of hot

I'm doing it

We did Obama make black people Niggers

Pardon?

what do you think about the movie "v for vendetta"?

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Ah ok thanks

I watched it when I was 14 and I thought it was really cool

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>Weekend
>Shoukd be packed with normies
>Instead it's dead
Wtf

>tfw beardy and hairy as fuck
I am becoming a bear

maybe theyre all watching football?

football is for fags

bump!!!!

Just walk around a lot, don't spend all day sitting down and drink loads a water.

>Being uncivilized barbarian
I guess its in your nord genes, romans were right.

I don't wanna live no mo'
Sometimes I hear death knockin at my front do'
I'm livin everyday like a hustle, another drug to juggle;
another day, another struggle

>1 week after replacing it and Ive lost my retainer again

oh well, just another $500

Eternal Clock is tickin'
Reaper's always pickin'

I have never lost my retainer in 6 years of using it

>retainer

are you guys 12

>not being born with perfect teeth

don't EVER reply to me again you subhuman

they finally made that fountain haha

>tfw permanent retainer in bottom row

>when you're trying to park in an empty lot and someone else almost takes the spot infront of where you're parking

FUCK its not on my bunk

>tfw some how used a gig and a half of data yesterday

dont think ill make it to the end of the month

what do they call this in your country

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wyhFbchJRp4

and your thoughts on this video?

a sloot

A woman?
Shoes? A towel?
A massage bed?

ugly

I think I saw a girl I had classes with in uni when at the market, buds.

Yeah they were

>internet isn't working again on my PC except for a couple select sites
REEEEEE

Giaour Girl somewhere beyond Balkanlar.

At the car wash buds

you went full homo, fritz

I agree, she's ugly

her face is shit

My gf is ten times cuter

Says the guy with an Asian gf

post a picture

reeeeeeeeeeeeee

normies

She's objectively more attractive than Mrs Ass-Chin the Canuck posted.

They have stores everywhere now though

Rofl

>16 months in a year
Oh those silly krauts

what

Make us.

Anyone else not have a problem with mexicans? I don't get the big deal. Blacks too.

Just religious nuts like muzzies and protestant southerners I can't stand.

Why?

I'm not a normie

mexicans, no

blacks yes

Already there, bud. I've also got partial balding.
Being high test sucks. I don't even like fat girls.

detected the thread's token nigger

Why not? We're all friends here right?

A-are we?

>blacks yes

Mexicans are fine, but chicanos are awful
>blacks
Really varies with income and education level, but more extreme than other groups.

I am white as the driven snow, also a lot of blacks hate mexicans for some reason

sure

>Having a gf
>Not a normie
Pick only one

>a lot of blacks hate mexicans for some reason
Nativism. It's okay, though. Blacks can't be racist.

> lacks hare Mexicans for some reason
Do they really?

In my experience, girls like a big guy. They feel comfy and safe with you.

lolololololololololol

poo poo pee pee

reeeee

>WilliamsPORT
>is landlocked

Wilb16

>landlocked
more like landcucked lol

youtube.com/watch?v=z0QNXMPY3C4

Fine but now you have to come to my birthday party

Yeah, they say for a lot of reasons, but really only because people of a lower socio-economic status tend to be racist as a coping mechanism. I hear a lot of blacks say the same things about Mexicans that racist whites do. "Speak english dumb spic". They feel the same about Asian immigrants too.

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Its on a river dummy

how do we stop men from raping women?

Niggers can't even speak English well lmao

I can

state-issued gfs

see

You can get a nigger out of the hood but you can never get the hood out of a nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec

it's a genetic thing

I said niggers, not black people in general

>men
You mean brown people?

That's not true

you will always be a nigger in the eyes of society

That's not true

New thread WHEN

why does the usa in particular have so much trouble with the black portion of its populace?

pretty sure other countries in the west managed much better to integrate them

This weird chick from Portland (she looks like a normal white girl but isnt) messaged me saying she has a thing for brown guys and wants to meet up (i met her once before at a friends house). She's evidently psycho but she's also hot. What do.

They are terrible everywhere.

New thread

pretty sure they don't chimp out so badly in other western countries

>impyling your somalis are model citizens

blacks are shit everywhere
they're even shit in africa

blacks are not fit for life in any half decent society no matter how much effort you put into raising them

but you have to see there is a magnitude of difference, in usa they shoot cops every week, it can't be compared to other countries

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

But that's not proper english?
plurales de 'sky' es 'skies'