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Can you see Finland from Estonia?

Sadly no.

G'day cunts.

Hey cool dude

Hello!

thanks

But you can see Australia from new Zealand

Guys how come balt+ausnz have almost no roleplayers. I am seriously envious of you guys. In almost all generals there is faggots who use anime pictures to pretend to be "girls" or just plain faggots who do stupid shit. But here there is none, I am impressed as I am envious. That's all.
Thanks for listening, thanks bye.

thanks

t.hanks

come back on a weekday when adults are at work.

?

Sometimes there are m80

We are a centre for serious discussion about our culture

Because other generals allow it - we don't

>Auckland to Sidney
> ~2100 km
>can see eachothers country

>Tallinn to Helsinki
> 99km
>can't see eachothers country

But I am here during weekday and there is none.
You did this on purpose and you don't roleplay as anime girl nor do you do gay stuff/say gay stuff to other posters here...but here is a (You).
I haven't seen any for a VERY long time, unless you're talking about pre-balt times.
dog bless you

We are not here to roleplay or ERP. We are here to talk shit.

*decks you*

Hello mates.

I can't seem to get a job at any supermarket or fast food so I'm going to study something. What would I study if I want maximum chance of employment?

I don't know mate, that's not my area of expertise. I'll transfer you over to Davo, he's on the other line

Haha thanks

Plumber, electrician, any other trade.

Electrician, contructionworker, plumber,houserepairman(don't know the english term sorry my london is bad I can only svenska), salesman,salaryman,B2B manager and all stuff within IT, welder, mechanic-er, teacher and deliveryman.

Get a trade.

Auckland and Sidney are not the extremities tho

>houserepairman

Do you mean handyman?

>a person able or employed to do occasional domestic repairs and minor renovations.

Wow nice look at that. Yeah seems like it, thanks for reminding me the word.

They day's nearly over already haha

True dat.

just woke up haha

My dick.

HEY HEY

HEY HO

WE WON'T LET THE BALTICS GO

HEY HEY

HEY HO

YOU CAN HAVE THE KIWIS THOUGH

(repeat)

got a gf last night whos decided shes in love with me and we're gonna get married after spending six hours together

this all began with me sending a joking text message off my mates phone to this girl saying i loved her on wednesday

not sure what to think

>YOU CAN HAVE THE KIWIS THOUGH
spoken like a true chink/race traitor

How much of an alpha stud do you need to be to get a gf that easily

/TEUTON/

i don't get it, ugly as hell guys from here go to straya all the time and get pussy like a madman.


There must be something seriously wrong with you if you cant get your dick wet in straya

>tfw to intelligent to take pride in my Baltic heritage

thanks

t. whitey

too*

goteem

she might be mad or you might be charming/handsome

they'd have the the exotic european thing going for them though, most people here have probably never heard of the baltics

I am Prussian

hello good morning ^^

>63 tvnet stars
seems I have a talent

They're scared of the fearsome Australian warrior who protects us from anime.

Hello, My name Jūris. Nice to meeting thread. )

何それ?
あなたがバカですか?

Hello Jūris!
Welcome!

Hello, everyone! My name is Grzegorzas!

hello where are the serious discussion :DD

you gonna get married then?

Hello Grzegorzas!

to be perfectly fair boys, the sheilas are throwing themselves at me desu

the secret is have a tan

im not joking


anyway the chick is mad as a cut snake but im into her she is super cute and has an ancient history degree, is currently studying law and wants to be a barrister, i work in construction and she wants a stay at home dad so that fuckin suits me fine the less work i do the better

niggas be chimpin out again in the congo

How do I register account in this forum? Please help!

- Jūris

Its whiteys fault.

But srs why are these darkies chimping out?

some policemen shot a few opposition activists or some shit and now everyone is unhappy again

post your tanned bum

Sounds like the US of A TwoBeeHonest

yes haha quite right

>tfw halted milks extraction

I am getting stronger

koit means dawn in Estonian but it means copulation in French. makes you think

it's also a man's name here

kaksteist kuud XD

Save meeeee

Haha coight (pronounced koyt) means anus here.

haha koit sounds like kåt which means horny here xDDD

xdddd

>no bruce

hi ^.^

me on the left

I sure hate niggers and faggots!

>this just happened
>aussie woman(48) plays second life and falls in love with swede(30) who also plays second life
>they're marrying each other now
aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article23587115.ab

Don't know what to say.

Bruce has a fever. :/

>48
ffffugg me

but are eha, kaja, laine, leelo, luule, maimu, taevas actual names you can give to a person? seems a bit hippy new age to me

Everything except Taevas. The rest are okay.

they are outdated names actually, don't see them so often now, there was a Kaja in my class tough when i was still going to school. And first time hearing of taevas used as a persons name.

>ate junkfood on Friday and Saturday
>roughly 9000kcal
Oh god this is worse than hangovers. I've been shitting for the past two hours, and there's no end to it. It's like I'm pissing out of my ass at this point. God I'm so bloated. I feel like I'm going to puke. Why god why.

your fault fatty

haha i know the feeling

i'm not fat but i binge eat on the weekends

drink coffee and smoke a cigg and then you will have the best moment on the toilet of your life

Fellow NEETs ww@?

I don't know why Estonia gets bravod, Tallinn is still a complete shithole. Pic related, mid-city.

going to bed, i have work 2mrw

Yes hello I am NEET

>estonia sucks
>latvia sucks
>lithuania the only good country

>being so wrong

>only good city is wilno
>bravo boland

no that's the truth

What did you eat?
What's a ww@, lad?

Stop, you will meme magic Lithuania great again

Chekt Svengård

no
>kaunas
>druskininkai
>klaipeda

and many other

Daily reminder

Where we at

>city

His quads trump your shitty dubs. Deal with it.

WTF I LOVE LITHUANIA NOW

lol thx

I do not care what you have achieved in the best...best if you want to bring up that to the table so here we go: Lithuania did btw have great power during the 14th century and was also the biggest country in Europe. Lithuanian is also the oldest language. Suck on that.

But what really matters is the present day, Lithuania is a good country compered to Estonia and Latvia...cause those countries are trash.

Nachos with cheese, burger, pizza, potato chips, bread sticks, various cheeses and some chili.

Damn, sounds quite good 2bh.

yes mabye the druskinikai does not consider as a city by many but it's still a great and amazing place in lithuania

>in the best...best
i meant in the past* and bet*

what the fuck

just a black man defending his brothers

Eloquent phrasing there, Jamal.

Are you fat?

I've been clubbing for the last two days straight and I just realized I only have like 10 hours left for myself, that includes cleaning the house and stuff. Talk about wasting your time. I should've played age of empires 2 collector's edition instead.

wow you are just angry cause your country suck

No, I'm at about 80kg

Dammit, you should have said yes so I could have linked this song.
youtube.com/watch?v=gzlcrogxloc

>spent days of my life in this general
>still can't name the capitals or any people of the baltics

no worries alex, we still love you

Somebody educate this man.

君は日本語のが下手だよ
自殺のことを考えた方がいいんだ

Estonia - Tallinn
Latvia - Riga
Lithuania - Wilno/Vilnius
New Zealand - Wellington
Australia - Sydney haha nah just joshin' you it's Canberra.

How did I do? I'm worried I got Tallinn and Tartu mixed up.

>Not Russell
WRONG

1. Otautahi
2. Ivangorod/Narva
3. Valka/Valga
4. Daugavpils (Lithuanian outer territory)
5. Gisborne, Victoria (not Gisborne "Turanga-nui-a-Kiwa")

cute names tbqh

lol

Taevas means sky. Also there is name Armas, note used very frequently, but it means cute/lovely.

psh, nothing personnel... kid...

Warsaw, Auckland and Wollongong are all I can remember. I guess I need to spend more time in bakt+aysnz

>warsaw
You had ONE job...

>t. weeb
私は日本語を勉強してない

>Armas
>means cute/lovely
i believe u

>Warsaw, Auckland and Wollongong are all I can remember. I guess I need to spend more time in bakt+aysnz

勉強していない*

「している」と「してある」はとてもちがうよw

気にしませんw

...

ANIME DAISUKE DESUUUU XDDDD

WATASHI NO ICHIBAN SUKI ANIME WA ATTACK ON TITAN

ARE ARE BALTUJIN WA ANIMALS DEUS

イースター?

Weebs should kill themselves for the commong good
They will never procreate anyway and only leech money from the state

i probably give baltics more money than your entire family
あなたは怒っていますか?

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I am planning to procreate with a 2d anime girl for what's it worth.

>怒っていますか
You used ている correctly that time but 怒ります is more natural.

Agreed.

HOW DID YOU FIND MY BIO

link to this

surely nobody has ever donated to this "person"

tgat would read as "okorimasu" yes?

nerd lmoa

it's daugpilis* akshually

うん

zoeyposthuman.tumblr.com/

sorry, sometimes i browse tumblr for memes, porn and angsty sjw-ish posts

daugavisaspilasis*
arigatou~~
"(^×^)"

when I grow up I wanna be a weeb tripfag

youtube.com/watch?v=C4OV2UofPFg

As to how the Alt-Right and White Nationalist ideology has impacted my life; it's mostly been negative, to be completely honest. It's killed my ability to mindlessly enjoy entertainment like I did in the past. Now that I know that Jews secretly run most of the entertainment industry and are using this power and influence to get filthy rich while simultaneously brainwashing the masses, I can never fully enjoy a piece of mainstream art or entertainment ever again. My fucking innocence has been ripped away from me

...

...

It amazes me how much personal info people just throw out onto the internet.

I try and keep everything enigmatic and difficult to decipher, to keep my actual identity safe.

*tips fedora*

BRAVO

The only way to eliminate racism, white privilege, and white supremacy is to eliminate whiteness altogether. When I teach my students about human rights, critical race theory, and the role of whites in worldwide oppression, my white students often ask me how they can “atone” for the evils of whiteness and how they can make up for centuries of white oppression. And I tell them: you can do that by not having any children and ensuring that the white race does not live to oppress anyone ever again in the future.

>Auckland
I think you mean Palmerston North

HIE DID YOU FI D MY GFS BIO

>be australian
>your latvian gf leaves you
what do?

find a cute lithuanian bf instead

Upgrade to an Estonian

Get Estonian

huh?

Try not to cry.

Cry a lot.

PALMY
A
L
M
Y

my gf

>only australian flags replied
really makes you think

...

>when an estonian saves your post

i think ive won in life

smile and get a baltic bf

my name is Harry

my liver hurts

I want to watch Sapņu komanda but I can't find any links with English subs, can any kind Latvian help me?

best i can do amazon.com/gp/product/B00UJ8K7Q0?camp=1789&creativeASIN=B00UJ8K7Q0&ie=UTF8&linkCode=xm2&tag=justwatch09-20

maybe youll get more luck by searching for the english title

*dabs*
skurt

Film or show, and what's it about?

its a film about our boys winning the first ever european basketball championship in 1935

My name is Gari. Does it count?

sounds like latvian propaganda to me

Drank with a group of 30 year old Estonians last night and I had to awkwardly lie about how i knew some random words from their language

went with "i used to have a finnish exchange student in my school and she used to make fun of estonia by using some of their language"

ended up drinking "wodka" shots for free with them tho, 10/10 night

>youtube videos randomly freeze
>have to reset chrome
>but theres no sound now
what is this

fight me en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/EuroBasket_1935

lebs out

>fights him
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EuroBasket_1937
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EuroBasket_1939

(((they))) are on to you, best you watch your back now.

I'm not clicking on that malware, thanks.

Aussie living in flag, though I'm from Sydney so I'm used to inner city living full of chinks

Can't wait to get home over Christmas to sink some cans and smash a couple of kilos of Coles prawns

>he didnt get the first ever champion title

pshhh

*nicks prawns*

What are you doing over in Honk Kong?

At least you don't have to deal with niggers or muzzies, chinks are top tier in comparison.

>Aussie living in flag

sure you are ching ling

Got transferred here for work. The tax rate is good tier

how long does it take to learn ching chong

Thanks senpai

how much for a sick gobby?

coles prawns suck m8, go independent if you can

I believe he is ching chong. And also a FUCKING LEAF.

me on the left

>have a kid with an asian girl
>it comes out with a penis
Oh well, into the dumpster that one goes. Time to try again.

No idea, everyone speaks English so I'm not bothering to learn

As low as $400 HKD for a root off a slapper. Price goes up for a Ukrainian or Jap

>placed below egypt in an european tournament held at their capital

but we arent

egypt was last place

Fuck up cunt

because estonians and finns are mongolians with slanty eyes who cant see properly

>hand
hmmm

Now post your canadian one, mapleboy.

that's the same price as here

reckon it's a global syndicate?

doesn't prove anything

D.A.K 16.10.16

>be australian
>get defeated in a war by emus and kangaroos
>forced to put image of your overlords on the passsports

Good psot.

wew, i use the same toy to scare my cat

flightless bird sympathisers OUT

lmao what a bunch of retarded animals

I will never not think of new zealanders as australians.

that toy makes as much noise as a vacuum cleaner.

>retarded animals defeated australia
really makes you think

funny that's what we say about lithuanians

lies, you say nothing about us

stop bullying australia

well said my friend

There is not really much of a difference 2bh, except for a small few things.

>nigballthuanians lose at the only thing they're "good" at

>be australian
>say something bad about emu's
>get sent to prison for insulting your overlords

I will never not think of lithuanians as slavic.

Is this Lamunthai even legit or just /int meme country?
I don't get it

Binkis

no, a famous saying here is "thicker than 2 short lithuanians".

thanks

>be australian
>actually just future chink colony

>be lithuanian
>actually just past russian colony

>be lithuanian
>your country is owned by swedish and german banks
>90% of the world think you're just a part of russia if they've even heard about you
>only reason peole come here is to pick up local women

>australia and lithuania are "fighting"
>they don't know that we have to stick together (balt + ausnz) and bully other generals
Makes me sad and gives me quite sad thoughts 2bh, chaps. :/

Where is that guy who wants to unite baltics under one flag when we need him.

LOL

>people come here
>implying
?

With good weather and from Tallinn TV Tower, yes. Maybe it's also possible to see from one of the northern islands.

i'm here

"...although the most recent census available reported that 70% of African American women are single, African American women have the greatest resistance to marrying 'out' of the race."

Makes me think...

I was just about to stop bantering tbbh.

well what are you waiting for?

:)

We need to start speculating on the meaning of D.A.K
My pet theory is that the K stands for Kälte+something, possibly Kälteeinbruch or Kältewelle, meaning cold spell. I think it's the sucessor to Winter-chan, foreshadowing the beginning of the final hundred-years winter.
t. thinker

>Noch sitzt Ihr da oben, Ihr feigen Gestalten.
>Vom Feinde bezahlt, doch dem Volke zum Spott!
>Doch einst wird wieder Gerechtigkeit walten,
>dann richtet das Volk, dann gnade Euch Gott!

D.A.K 16.10.16

Protip: Merkel will die on that date.

United baltics when

...

Ching chong ling long haha I am so sick of Mebourne

>he forgot ausnz
NOT SO FAST YOU FUCKING JEWISH COMMUNIST

The K could stand for Kaiser.

it's just a cuckchan meme that shitposters spam, literally

As a part of a greater Novosayuz, this time including Poland, Hungary, the Czech Republic and Slovakia to create one final white superstate.

Are you serious haha

funny, I'm watching that episode right now

fixed it

wow kys lol

count me out faggot

fuck off slav enabler

You are free to stay out of the superstate and throw your genes in the trash by mixing with Asians or Blacks. True whites will join us.

remove latvian flag too then it's good

>role playing as countries on internet

autism

reddit.com/r/altright/

>not roleplaying as a country
It's what this board is for, Estonia-kun

*kills estonia*
pssh nothing personal

nothing *personel
dumb lithuania

fucking Lithuanians ruining the thread once again

10/10

Don't bully the awkward ones!

he's right, stop trying to censor the truth

...

your post end shows what should happen to all Lithuanians

lol'ed but cmon now, lithuania is part of us

lel, had to look two times before I got what you meant.

fucking lithuania amirite guys...? hehe...?

will you accept me now?

>non countries acting up again

*deletes other Lithuania's"
psshh this is personal

this is how i'm feeling right now
i'm literally dying

last two people i randomly googled has something to do with latvia, really scary.

Are you the eater who ate too much?

Lets give Lithuania some love before they shoot up the baltics

really hate the lithuanian flag but otherwise they're ok I guess haha except that weeb and anonimas hah

t-thanks

drinking with eestis is always a 10/10 night.

autism

...

>facebook shit

kys

No, that's. My asshole is raw from shitting and I nearly threw up a couple of times, but I'm getting hungry. Making some pea soup.

do you wipe standing or sitting also do you curl up while sitting on the toilet or do you try to maintain a straight posture

thanks

rare footage of a lithuanian calling a suicide hotline

...

me in the middle

Jesus mate that's fucking rough.

sup bretheren

hello step dad

latvia confirmed for non white

so true

hmmmmmmmmmm

fuck marry kill befriend

not a single 2d one
kill all

They're all pretty decent from what I see.
Any orders fine with me.

seek help

why would i kill any of these innocent beings

...

cry forever
then get an estonian gf

Sitting down and curled up. I took two showers so far because it was rather explosive.
This is starting to look like food poisoning.

>ywn never see cute 13 year olds kissing each other

reported to the fsb

me down left corner

perfectly legal sorry

>down left corner

you top right corner

nu thrid

dumb kiwis lol

I fucked a slut from Tinder last night, what's your excuse?

>Estonia buys their standard issue rifles from Israel
>Latvia and Lithuania buys their Standard issue rifles from Germany
Hmm

My excuse for what?

I'm not that desperate

>not wanting to kill your enemies with kraut space magic

how did you manage to obtain her? What was the whole process that followed after your agreement to meet up?

Taking the piss?

Can't you make one?

>have some witty opening line
>text about interesting stuff
>DON'T mention that you want a gf, even if you really do, because girls find that offputting and will sense that you're desperate
>casually suggest that you go someplace fun while also suggesting a date and time
>if she says something like "oh sorry i don't have time on this day" you can ask for another date. if she does the same give up and move on
>once you meet don't loose your spaghetti and fuck her
>ez

...

how much would you rate her? I'm a kissless virgin so you can forget about my ability to interact with girls

We don't need to pretend to be girls tbqh