/asean/- Ssssh everyone is asleep

We are also culturally East Asia but geographically Southeast Asia ;_;

It's ok my friend. Remember that Malaysian Chinese penis is superior to Singaporean Chinese one

this

I get triggered when people refer to arabs or indians as asian

Hey penis sommelier

How does a Filipino Chinese penis compare to those 2?

Since you have regions with similar climate to China does Vietnam have a silk industry?

Most powerful?

thanks

Feel free to enrich Sinagpore :3

pics please

Sg men are already raping Flip maids by the dozens 2bh :(

Yes.

Let us return the favor by going for Singachink girls

OHAYO GUZAIMASU

Flip in SG here

I am quite shocked as to why the maids that are exported here are mostly bisaya and are mixing with pakis and indians. Some of them even have families in the flips and they are clearly commiting adultery.

baka desu famalams

>be ethnic viet
>show up to participate in a research study for East Asians
>discover that I'm actually Southeast Asian and not qualified for research bucks

>bisaya
there's your answer

This is a very good bait that will trigger flip civil war in this thread for the next few hours

Are you a maid too?

KEK fyi, most of those "pakis" and "indians" aren't even that. They're construction workers brought over from fucking Bangladesh

No mane, just saying the truths. Ask any flip you see and they know this. I'm telling my colleagues all the good things about the flip islands, then they ask me why they see those crowds in orchard road. I have no way to retort.

Really makes you think

>even at Sunday, /asean/ is dead

Nongkrong gan

wanna hold hands?

if dubs i'll do a de lima cum tribute

eww dutdut is so inlove with her

This is unfair you hate me

if dubs, everyone who replies to this post gets a gf

if trips, everyone's 2D waifu becomes real

How does it feel knowing that your women love Malaysian Chinese

Remember, schooling had a eurasian father and Malaysian mother and got gold.

Malaysia got the gold for Singapore

Malaysia boleh

Make Singapore Malaysia

FUCK you were so close

That's good because I'm Malaysian Chinese

Oh you were that user

How are you doing bro?

I'll help you m8

If dubs, everyone in this thread will meet their future gfs before this year ends

the gf gods have forsaken us

reroll

The year is going to end in less than a 100 days anyways... I can live with this [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

>that pic

why must you post something that hurts

I was the one who blessed this chat with gfs last year, and I will not stop until I do it again!

DUBS 4 GF

REROLL!

Maybe

This thread is cursed. Why isn't anyone getting dubs or trips?

DON'T WORRY BRO I GOTCHU

Fag

check

the gf gods have abandoned us, but

Check out the dubs on this one m8

so close

but check out these gf-acquiring dubs

NO

Wow that's twice now

Check em

as long as theyre getting only the brown bisaya I dont really mind. It's good that the scum get together with other scum.

If they lay their filthy paws on chinita bisayas then it will be war

check it

Dubs

If not dubs we get gf soon

everyone is doing their homework that's why

give me the dubs of gf acquiring

if dubs none of you get any except me ;)

just took a shit, my dudes. it was so huge it scraped my balls as it was coming out. fucking gross

only 3d have the power to acquire dubs

you guys are so shit at getting dubs
if dubs i will give out my gf and me sex tape

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Well, what are you doing then?

DUBS GUYS CHECK IT

see
thats what i meant with
/asean/ cant into dub

I just realized memenose chan is a fivehead and has the same hairstyle for years now just to cover it up

if you want gf ask anyone out in /asean/ half of the regulars here are girls anyways, my dubs tells the truth

if singles none of you will get a gf in 2016

if dubs you all get a gf in December

r-reading for my seminar tomorrow

...

>turn on the tv
>voice kids
holy shit why are our lolies so ugly

Holy fuck

FUCK OFF

TOP KEK
This is the best world leader the world has ever seen.

youtube.com/watch?v=vMD-gyZq-1Q

just to solidify my claim once more

if singles, no gf
if dubs, gf

Oh.

Well, i hope it goes well for you!

Double Dubs, cool but if trips you still wont claim any

Thx

I am excite

get fukt u chink
no problem m8

Non existent

>dubs
>half of the regulars here are girls anyways
so true

>yfw Malay-Chan posts a video of him jerking off

TRIPS OF TRUTH

Enrich Singapore qt now

Make Singapore Malaysia

It goes well with my penis in you

>38K killed

Oy vey

>Only the best get into the army
>didn't get in
Just fuck me up

But why?

It wouldn't be able to fit inside me!

ayy bby u wan sum fug? i ride pic related erry day to my work in Jollibees bby

Does it matter? You like it

Durterte is the greatest leader this region has produced since Sukarno, Lee Kuan Yew, etc.

If Durterte ran for PM here, he would win in a landslide. Unlike that sissy Jokowi and crook Najib

Why...yes...

I do....

Tell that to pussy flips that can't accept change. Fcking pussies being terrified out of nothing. I can't believe this country

Implying we didnt know that already

t. Kitty

That's some cringy shit lad

the yellow propaganda runs deep

Based as always.

>he thinks deeply indoctrinated aquino die hard cucks can change

I w-want too

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>being a wageslave in Zikapoor
You're worse than a traitor

So malay chan loves being a girl

You can be a trap with that micron of yours

:3

Bisaya are bad maids though and there's actually very few of them who wants to leave the country.
The truth is that most of bisaya girls here works in the factories.

>its time for daily prayer
>go to mosque
>see this
wat do?

Please rape me like i'm your dog.

I'll even put a collar in my neck to show you that i'm yours!

I will cutie toochi :3

Also, remember that Malay chan has a micropenis

Malay chan. To prove that you have no micropenis, you must enrich Singaporean qt

this is not me

get baptised

Change for the worse here we come

W-Wait, really?!

Are you flipbong?

Lol this is embarrassing and stupid

>wow so cool guys he swore at the EU, Obama, the Pope, US ambassador
>meanwhile P1bn worth of investment money is leaving the country everyday for the last 5 months
He is gonna get Jew'd, they're already on Phase 2

No, I'm not that lewd. I'm very prudent girl. I told you I was doing seminar reading for tomorrow

rizalls.lib.admu.edu.ph:8080/ebooks2/Primitivo Mijares.pdf

Before going apeshit again
Read and buy a copy

that hand and nails looks so beautiful

Separatism is definitely a welcome change

don't cut it at night though

why? can explain this bad omen meme?

hmmmm

because people in the olden times didn't have nail cutters or electricity. They used to burn their nails with candles, this was very hard to do at night so it was advised not to do it at night. The advice would transfer to the next generation and parents would tell their children not to cut their nails at night without explanation, and so it became a superstition that it's bad to cut nails at night.

Ask for saudi relatives to drown filipino maid into the sea

Which maid tagalog or visayans?

>t. asianmasculinity moderator
Cringe.

Looks like war refugees fleeing oppression and poverty, call the UNHCR to arrange a temporary shelter and process refugee cards and give them work in the rice fields in the mean time.

>it's an erp episode
Where did it all go wrong?

then lets make this thread /flip/ again

>he still posts on /asean/

gr8 meme

Shit guys, it's finally a reality (*´▽`*)
>asia.nikkei.com/Life-Arts/Arts/Asian-partners-help-anime-cast-broader-spell-outside-Japan
Flip anime is slowly becoming real...

>>he still posts on /asean/
>yet he post in /asean/

WE NEED SOME FUCKING HAPPENING OVER HERE

YOU MUSLIMS GO DO SOMETHING SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT SOMETHING INTERESTING

>tfw read rewrite
>tfw think maybe or maybe, this is another alternative route that Kagari gave to us
>tfwdeja vu is probably one of the effect for this
>tfw probably we are fucked too just like another alternative route
>tfw salvation soon
Fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=egovB_YNz2A
Tfw you will never get your dick grabbed randomly

Duterte based as always

for a moment i thought shes bottomless. but holy shit tht ass tho. wtf i love black women now!!!!

Yijaaa!

Tfw my chink friend actually dates black women for their asses.

hes prolly from r/asianmasculinity

This comes across as idiotic

Why is bisaya maid best maid?
Back then when I was still at KL, my family had maid, she was from flip and she was bisayan. She did her job well, and even didn't steal properties like what tagalog maid did.
If AEC really happens, I would recruit bisaya maid to clean my house.

Oh.

I still love you for being lewd, though.

do you guys browse r/asianmasculinity?

>didn't steal properties like what tagalog maid did
probably because she was stealing semen from ur dads balls lmao

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kek

BTFO

нeт

only r/philippines

worldwide.vote/hillary-vs-trump/#/
>brunei
you failed me
i will cut my feeling for brunei now

>malaysia
>trump 88%
Haha, what the fuck?

>wanting to give away personal freedom for TPPA
>wanting foreigners apply their laws locally
>provide more jobs for foreigners than locals
>wanting china having the upper hand

Reddits layout hurts my eyes

I just go to Facebook they link the same things anyway

I just figured since half of this country is Muslim and the other half are liberals then they would like Hillary more.

delet

>Malaya = free
>Malay = consciousness
It really makes you think

wat

No lewd Sunday, it's holy day

Any of you guys play Paladins? Is it any good?

>malay = free
>malaysia = land of chink
really makes you think

its not about religion anymore, its about political interest. regardless of what you belive nobody wants to lose their right in practicing them. would you want chinks to ban mosques, kuil, churches and replace them with their temples and force us to submit to every changes they made at the price of our freedom of practices? would you like to lose your right to work at high careers and made you a wage cuck just so their race could boom? as a muslim, it doesnt matter if USA ban muslims, hell what good comes from america anyways? when non muzzies even get shot on a daily basis

i think i saw at Cred Forums the game has retarded large hitbox

translate to filipino

isnt tht the overwatch ripoff?
how is tht any good if its just a generic clone shooter

>how is tht any good if its just a generic clone shooter
It's free.

Oh really?

Then explain why you wanted to penetrate me.

Even Vietnam, a country that had under Chinese rule for over 1000 years doesn't have that many Chinese.

Does this count?
thestar.com.my/news/nation/2016/09/24/rooster-meets-its-end-on-penang-bridge/
>A rooster that made its way onto the Penang Bridge met a tragic end – just as rescuers were trying to save the bird's life.
>The rooster never found out what was on the other side of the bridge.
RIP rooster

The British brought them over.

we are young and free
youtube.com/watch?v=KT56ktbONmY

Absolutely BTFO, how will roosters ever recover?

So why did the chicken cross the bridge?

make sarimanok in honor of fallen rooster so he'll live on forever

hehehe

You're all a bunch of stupid faggits lmao

What was that? I couldn't hear you with your cock in my mouth.

>tfw you got possessed by genies
youtube.com/watch?v=yY-nJigkHnk

y-you mean your cock in her mouth, right??

This shit happened all the time when I was in boarding school.

Never go full retard

youtube.com/watch?v=X6WHBO_Qc-Q

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Escaping Lim Guan Eng's Penang of course.

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GE14 when desu lads senpai?
Predicted outcome?

>spend public taxes and resources to rescue a rooster
classic

Brooke Dynasty losing power worst day of my life

>China adalah Yahudi Timur
He's not wrong, you know

I'm going with the turd sandwich.

2bh GB cares about animals more than Malaysians do

Just look at how much they spend helping refugees

:^)

thts what u get for going to boarding school. swear to god nothing good comes out of it. especially when parents isnt around to monitor their children. the students sometimes are all-out retards and skizo. never fall for the boarding school meme

in 2 years if not mistaken

BN will win as usual
There's even a possibility of Pakatan losing Selangor if Pas decided to buddy buddy with BN to spite Pakatan for endorsing Amanah

F

UCK

Hopefully, crushing UMNO and PAS victory and the destruction of DAP/Pakatan, followed by the extermination of the Malaysian Chinese

>thts what u get for going to boarding school. swear to god nothing good comes out of it. especially when parents isnt around to monitor their children. the students sometimes are all-out retards and skizo. never fall for the boarding school meme
It was pretty fun in retrospect, I still have scars from when I flied for the first time.

> schooling had a eurasian father and Malaysian mother

How does this prove anything other than Malaysian Chinks are whores who spread their legs for Singaporean cock?

If you survived boarding school, your mental strength is enough to endure anything

that was his job

might as well go to military school

There was kid from my boarding school that transfer in From 2 to Maktab Tentera Diraja

Hoa close is Tagalog to Cebuano? How similar is Austronesian languages to each others?

But cap ayam is eternal.

Malay can't even understand Javanese, Sundanese, Bugis

far
so far you cant understand cebuano if you only know tagalog

far enough that 2 speakers from both are speaking to each other they wouldn't be able to have a conversation

Tagalogs are scums that should be erased from the face of the earth and Bisayas are only good as vegetation fertilizers. Badjao master race

also manila and visayas as are literal shitholes.

>scums

>sea gypsies

shut your whore trap if you don't want us to send more people to your land.

Independence for Sabah and Sarawak!

Please do
>implying more muslims is a bad thing

Nuu... Don't give them people from the most powerful race. They might get too powerful D:

Give it a decade or two

Dear user, femanon here.
I attend university this year. There's this disgusting senior tried to make a move to me. Everytime he makes a move, I always use my polite smile at him, but actually I was disgusted by his ugly face. But later and later, he didn't take my hints that I hate his gut.
What should I do?

Have sex with me instead

KONTOL???

it's only a matter of time. Mashallah

t. privileged landwhale

>femanon here

Proofs or get out.

Top kek

Here in dumagete there are badjao beggars who put aborted fetueses inside a clear topperware and show it to people while they beg for money they claim its for good luck
So eww

Quit uni and become a NEET master race.

>NEET master race

Not her (or should i say him), but are you really proud of being an absolute failure?

Plus, i like the concept of having money.

Why are you describing your own bisaya beggars? You are nothing but savages and your existence should be immediately ceased.

>his parent isn't rich as fuck that it needs 7 generations to empty that shit
lmao @ u

Most NEETs on here are rich for some reason.

Working sucks, being NEET is boring.

Student is masterrace?

I feel sick because I drank too much whiskey

If you're a NEET and you die in an accident, you'll get transported into a fantasy MMO world with cheat powers. If you commit suicide you go to Gensokyo. Or, you get trapped inside Cred Forums, shitposting for eternity.

>low education
>low hygiene
>high crime rate
>squatters of the sea
another ethnicity to block on my maid list

Drink Four Loko nigga

how the heck do they get internet?

>Tfw in UP
>tfw normie schoolmates rally against marcos
>tfw normie schoolmates rally again #JunkSTS
Jesus Christ. When will they learn?

I think I will confess my crush tomorrow lads, wish me luck.

may the dubs be with you

Post stuff that only exist in Japan and the Philippines.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jt-J80ErVNc
youtube.com/watch?v=NXckPXrZA90

Just invite her to your room and fuck her just like what they do on hentai :^)

Help me fellow flips
>tfw 20 year old single
>want to have a gf
>read TRP, PUA, shit like that on the interweb
>tried them on qt peenice
>Realized that western culture on picking up girls rarely work here
How the fuck am I going to get a qt gf now ;_;

free wi-fi from the nearest port probably

fix yourself
don't be a weeb

Just be yourself

>>Realized that western culture on picking up girls rarely work here
Use the eastern culture then (vns) :^)
or just ask those fucbois how to "Diskarte"

>implying i'm a weeb
How would you "fix" yourself

"vns"? what's that

VN = Visual Novel
Get yourself a dating simulator, they have lots on steam (or just torrent them). They could give you at least some clues on how to pick up girls not the "Western" way.

clean haircut
always smell good (both body and breath)
always wipe your sweat
make yourself as decent as possible

JUST DON'T BE WEIRD

I doubt most girls would look at appearances only, they would value a person's code of honour and principles more. It really depends on the type of girl a person's aiming at. Different people like different people.

VN are usually on japanese culture. I doubt it would work on peenice

You don't have to follow it step by step, those are just some games that you might get something out of. Some few tips that you pick up depending on the girl you chose.

I would have to agree with him. Yes honour and principles are more valued but no ones gonna wanna talk to you if you look and smell like shit

yeah not being a hypocrite here but outside appearance really matter for girls.

being yourself and being fun comes after tehy accepted you to their friend.

Just bring gun and tawas on your date

Philippine Dating Simulator pls ;_;

true, even the ugliest of men can get decent gfs. its all about how we socialize to others only then we know where we stand. i dont see how relying on "Relationship advice", "pickup tips" or """Dating simulator""" can help these losers. its sounds cringey that they absolutely has zero experience in the basics of "Talking".

What do peenice like more? The loud, obnoxious but confident guy or the silent but strong type?

Rolling habibis

Well it's a given that you don't look like a pulubi when presenting yourself to the girls (you know, common sense). But doing to too much will make the girl think that you're just another fucboi

the "Paporma" kind

Schooling's father is eurasian

And his gene inferior. But when mixed with Malaysian, he become strong

Depends on the grill. If you would want to attract fuck girls then dress like a fucboi (joggers,vape,undercut,roshe,floral shirt).

First impressions and all that senpai

We really should rally more against Marcus tho

Because if they ignore these advices, they might not trigger a "flag" and only end up being friendzoned.

I agree

Yea, depending on the type of girl the other person is. An actual 1st impression is not when a person sees one another or his/her social standing, but it is when a person talks to that person.

There's no being "too much" on being decent and presentable to other people. And being decent doesn't always be just for presentation for girls. It must be done everyday.

Not in this age it ain't. First impressions are usually
a.) how one dresses
b.) what he/she posts on insta,fb etc
c.) who are his/her friends

Yeah. how you look is important for that as well. You may have a heart of gold but if you look and smell like some unkempt beggar no girls would even come within 15 feet of you

Yeah as I said it's a given, but don't make yourself look like a fckboi or a jolog.

It means your cock in my mouth

>implying any of these ""advice"" had any real affect irl
>not trying to identify problems based on personal observations instead you rely on whatever you type on google
>women in VN is similar to women irl
>using references like "flag" or "friendzoned"
>he cant handle rejection and move on to another girl

Of course you need to groom properly, but think of it as these fedora tippers. Girls get creeped out because of their behaviour.

if u are in burgis territory you should dress like a fckboi for ez pussy

Depends what you're trying to get. A decent girl with decent values or a slut at a brothel?

>>implying any of these ""advice"" had any real affect irl
Of course it would, that's why VNs have different routes for different girls, not just VNs but dating sims in general
>>not trying to identify problems based on personal observations instead you rely on whatever you type on google
That's critical, and think of it as they're judging you as how you act towards them.
>>women in VN is similar to women irl
Yes
>>using references like "flag" or "friendzoned"
Yes. A flag is where you need to make a "move" or it's gone.
>>he cant handle rejection and move on to another girl
You would also need to think how far you want it to go. Do you want to marry her? Do you just wanna fuck her? etc etc

>burgis
>ex: katips
>everyone is basically a slut at a brothel there

>not trading in the stock market instead of "working" aka wagecuck

And this is the reason I don't really have a girlfriend, it's not because I'm ugly or shit but it's because I don't want to have one. I'd rather get a friend to play video games and get more out it. I mean what does having a "GF" really mean, it doesn't really mean anything but only as a symbol that you're really close to each other.

>everyone is basically a slut at a brothel there
Well if that's the case then the fucboi memes should work then. It should be ezpz

just bee yourself, it works everytime

Tfw Im still waiting for our stocks to crash with no survivors

Can you suggest dating gaems?

>P1bn leaving everyday for the last 5 weeks
US IMF loan and more deregulation soon

>And this is the reason I don't really have a girlfriend
Do it for the su c c then

Katawa shoujo :DDDDDD

PUTANG INA HOW TO KILL A LAMOK WITH MAN 2 HAND

FUCKING HARD TO CATCH ONE

Hi Flipbong. Have you moved to your new place yet?

Yes, I have 25 days ago, you?

I don't really know what's appropriate, I even rarely play those games myself. I know that there are Japanese ones that are really good but they aren't translated to English yet. Maybe ask:

Most of these dating sims are about maintaining relationships more than picking up girls.

Ikikoi.

Ah I know, there's this one called Da Capo (not just the 1st one but it gets better as you progress through the series). It's a really good explore. It's anime and pretty weebish but it's better than what they have at the western market.

Yes :3

Meet up when?

I want love.

You start with Katawa Shoujo then School Days

Nbr imouto best girl.

Light up a 蚊取り (Katori / Katol) and spray them with some Baygon.

Who /davao/ here?

Me! But I don't live there atm.

Di ako tikal ah

what's ur skype user?

I've never owned a skype account in my life, or even have a camera. When I contact my relatives back there, I usually go to my mums comp and contact them that way. But I doubt she'd let her skype be known to a random stranger.

I can install skype however, you can tell me yours and I'll add you if you want.

how bout ur email then. or any form of contact

I have steam. or LoL (rarely use it tho)

Steam it is. I'll add you

Ilovemama

What's your steam?

steamcommunity.com/id/crislevy232/

Friend request sent!

migration time

Motherfucker

ded thred

does mod hate us

Moods hates duterte and his fags lol

new bread

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