Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

americans seem love Japan so much.

知ってる

お花畑...

America is a country of endless love to peoples of all nations.

Not him but we do. You guys love us even more and on here you pretend like you don't.

あまり良い香りはしないが

Hahaha funny gif
What does お花畑 mean? Is it a slang for pussy?

...

kiss my ass.

よし、シベリア送りだ

I kill 2 japs in the morning
I kill 2 japs at night
I kill 2 japs in the afternoon
And then I feel alright.

I kill 2 japs in time of peace
And 2 in time of war
I kill 2 japs before I kill 2 japs
And then I kill 2 more

wwwwwwwwwww

it implies a person who are so delusional that he can't face to the reality.

人間にとって
大事なのは中身だよ
もちろんスカートの
臭
やはりね
JKは
少し酸っぱいチーズ臭

JSは石鹸の香り

おしっこのにおいしかしない

What anime will you watch in the next season?
static.neregate.com/2016/08/neregate.com-Fall-2016-Anime-Chart-v2.jpg
>Haikyuu! S3
>3-gatsu
>Hibike! Euphonium S2
>Classicaloid
>WIXOSS S3
>Monster Hunter Stories
>Pocket Monsters Sun & Moon
>ジョジョ
>ガールフレンド
>あにトレ
>てーきゅう(ニコニコで観る
昔、初めて嗅いだ時は
ビオレのフローラルだった
懐かしいね

Pantsuya recommends;
ユーフォSⅡ
12歳SⅡ
おくさまが生徒会長SⅡ
過去のPantsuya recommendの2期
で、新作は
競女!!!!!!!!
>俺が推さなければ誰が推す
ドリフターズ
3月のライオン
>外せんやろな

全60作品という過剰供給に2期ものもあるが
腐系、乙女ゲー系が着実に増えているのが糞

通報しました

なんつうか、愛液が透明から白いのに変わるころ
ゴム臭いというか硫黄臭いというか
独特の臭いがする
個人差が大きいし、排卵期は甘く、生理前は臭い
別に
合意の上なら犯罪じゃないじゃない

くそっ…こんなのでw

>JKは
>少し酸っぱいチーズ臭
正解

M

>ドリフターズ
多分これもみる

聖水

ドリフターズは面白いよ

こんにちは。
アメリカのマシューです。
よろしくお願いします。
こちらでは深夜の1時20分なので、お休みなさい。
皆さんは、体に気をつけてください。

I just find that it's another work of the author of HELLSING
これは期待できるぞい

おやすー

ぐっどないとましゅー

まだ宵の口

>Go to a new bar close by that opened up
>get drunk with them all the time
>they all know each other from way back
>ask how we can get in on that
>one person says he trusts us
>someone who is related to the owner and always talks to us gives us that truth bomb
>>>>>you guys are just paying customers

WAT DO
youtu.be/bXjfaTtH0Nc

>talking to strangers

>youtube.com/watch?v=NcDs-390UFg

>these strangers talked to us

ちかちかするやん
ネーちゃんたちに持たせるんだったら
FUCKME
にしなきゃ

>responding to strangers

If Americans call jam "jelly", and jelly "Jell-O", then what do they call jelly beans? "Jell-O beans"?

Jelly beans are from America. Of course they're called "jelly beans".

>Be Algerian
>Be Harki
>Die for France
>Get hatred by all the "French" Algerian muslims 50 years later because they hate this country

惜しい
「frijol de jalea」でした

日本人はちゃんとジャムとゼリーを正しい意味で使っているね

DONT TRUST THE JAPS

JAPANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZ

英語などをカタカタで書くと日本語になると思ってる馬鹿ジャップ

Is water wet?

ふふふ、英語か日本語かなんて私たちは考えない。みんなが使っていればなんとなく使うのだ。バカめ

THAI FLAG THAT'S MY FUCKIN NAME
JAP I AIN'T FUCKIN PLAYIN
I'LL MOVE ON YOU WITH THAT MAC JAP

おやすみ、マシューさん
good night, sweet dreams.

デリトジス

SUSHIと書いたらセム文字圏の人達の言葉になるのと同じだろう
発音は日本語と同じじゃないけど

(You)が欲しい

Oh you expeck loyalty?

It's all over Francois.

...

...

キンタマがひゅんって縮んだ

BOOM

Natural selection

WASH AWAY THE ANGER

今年一杯で
What does this mean? By the end of the year?

>By the end of the year?
yus

That's right.

Ok thank you

a cup of beer in this year

>カタカタ
キーボードの音かな?

カタカタとかわざとらしいのだよ串が

Is homosexual illegal in your country?
I watched a movie and knew that homosexual was illegal in UK.

...

It used to be but sadly they changed the law.

RIZINはじまった
これプライドみたいなもんか

what hit his head?

必須アミノ酸?

Train, i guess

which part of the train?

...

What the fuck is that?

Absolument dégueulasse

It's US prison food, you can buy all those products from the commisionary, gangs usually group up and make it

...

Americans belong in the rubbish bin.

それさ
食ったら死ぬと思う?
ならくれ

I'm confused...my brain is literally refusing to figure out what they taste like.

korean fastfood

俺は吐き気してきた

見てるだけで血圧が上がった

hi

何か?

你好

「ひ」って、一体何が言いたいか

魔女のレシピかな?
絶対に食べないぞ・・・一口しか

【大阪おもてなし】 Welcome to OSAKA ビデオ

どないしましたん? Can I help you?
youtube.com/watch?v=YRFbWEBZn3w

Hi everyone.

I have a problem that I have been trying to get through. It is something I know I must solve on my own, and although I don't want to make anyone comment, I would like to hear what other people think, if not they can write whatever they want on my thread.

I made my thread in /adv/. My thread is long, so there is a tl;dr at the bottom.

Here it is You of course don't have to read it. You reading this post is enough for me.
Thanks for your time, and if you do decide to read and/or comment, that is very much appreciated as well.

皆さん、こんばんは。
私は日本に1年間留学して戻ったばかりで、最後のホームステイのお父さんとの大間違いで大変なことになっています。もう作りましたが、スレリンクでは初級英語の日本人には優しくないスレに繋がっているため、そのtl;drというまとめが只今の状況の最低に書いてあります。もしも出来れば、私の問題をどう思うのかよく聞かせて頂きたいと思います。理解のできる方には、ご遠慮なく質問などをたっぷりしてくださいとお伝えします。
よろしくお願い致します。

「我」を砕けた発音で言うと「俺」に聞こえるけど、
調べたら「俺」は「己」の略だそうだ

読んでおくよ

総合格闘技

はよだいがくいけや

すみませんが、どのような意味でしょうか。大学に行ってということですか?

な、ながい…

It was so long and unstructured that I got lost 2/3's of the way in and gave up

>(get over it)

...

Move on with your own life.
It's the problem of your host parents'.
It seems like you are part of it, but you are not.

You were be familiar to host family's mom.

You have not sex with her, but host family's dad don't like relationship about you and her.

am I misunderstand?

Where is Ruggarell?

Are you ready to meet up in Bangkok?

たぶんイントネーションの違いのせいだと思うけど、「我」と「俺」は全く違う言葉にしか聞こえない
「己」が砕けて「俺」になるのはイメージしやすい

それLINEとかで知り合った日本人に送ってみな

半分くらいは「うわ~美味しそう!」って返すから

my knee hurts

Oh! Japanese TATEMAE!!

I will conquer you

WILLINGLY

ひっ
悲鳴だろう

kek japs are so fucking dumb

That's what happen when you are on your knee sucking dick all day

ここまですごいと流石の日本人でもお世辞なんて言えない気がするw
例えリアルで見たとしても、苦笑いするしかない。

ah shit rugarell

what up

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>悲鳴だろう
台湾だと、アイヤー(アイヨー?)になるの?

>tfw being chink
>tfw cannot know that feel

drunk jap qt at 7/11 thought I was eye fucking her - she stopped and stared at me for about 3 seconds and then when I turned around she burst out laughing. what does this mean? did she think I got nervous turned broke contact first?

yeah. who needs a gf if he could suck his own dick.

Why are Asian American women so fucking awful? They think that I'm fetishizing them when I find them attractive. What a bunch of brainwashed dumb cunts.

しらねーよばーか
あははあははあははははは

日本の石って何ですか? twitter見ました

多分
「アー」もあるともいます

How do you have the nerve to move across the world and simultaneously be this much of a bitch made faggot?

移住するなら何処の国がおすすめンゴ?

福原愛ちゃんの旦那のスキャンダル何か知らない?

kek is that ryan?

Are you American?
She probably lauged at you because you’re a fat piece of shit.
Or maybe because of your shit fashion sense.

*思います

who is rugarell?

I am ryan boundless

金はあるのか?

at least i wanna try it

知らないよ

ジャパン

...

頑張って貯めるンゴ

マジで言ってんのかよ・・・

I am American and I can guarantee that as a swede, you're an autistic skinny-fat faggot.

What do you mean? I wasn't nervous - I was checking to see if she was someone I knew.

rye in bounderless

I'll be there this year hook it up

>only one girl
why are otaku men?

Post BMI (^:

急いでオランダに行くンゴ
来年1月までなら労働許可いらないンゴ
nfia-japan.com/news.html?id=237

I don't know my BMI, but I'm in better shape than you. If we were walking towards each other on a sidewalk, you'd probably put your head down and quickly move out of my way like the beta japs and otakus do.

成程、ありがとう
>アー
四声を思い出したw四声難しい (´;ω;｀)ﾌﾞﾜｯ

Why do all the yanks here act so angsty and aggressive

Foreigners in Japan are treated like animals in zoo.
Just imagine when you go see koala to a zoo and it suddenly stares you, you will stare it back and burst out 3 seconds later.
Sadly, I'm not even joking...

女が泣かない限り罪にならない

They move out of the way because your fat ass takes up the entire sidewalk.

>nfia-japan.com/news.html?id=237
お、有能
でもオランダってよく分からんしな
今年12月あたり行ってみるかな

>be me
>be a """"yank""""""""
>not angsty or aggressive
>>>be elliot
>>>>>act like elliot
>>>>>>>>be elliot

but why?

They do in real life too

>koala
hippo*

the le epic fat american meme gets tiring coming from skinny-fat europeans.

自信満々の外人にはやめてと言えない日本人女

>Your dream trip during which you were going to smash all the puss you could find ends up with you being laughed at in 7-11.
I'm sure you'd be a bit upset too :^)

...

www

But you just sound like a retard when your only response is saying how you could beat them in a fight

【エロ】男が男のち◯こを舐めているのを見てしまったら人はどうするのか?【ゲイ】【18禁】 youtu.be/c_zLWEBOYjM

ただの酔っ払いBBAだBBA

Is only banter
Why you heff to be med?

post babymetal instead fagguette

>Your dream trip during which you were going to smash all the puss you could find ends up with you being laughed at in 7-11.
Explain, I don't regularly visit this general

>this passes as banter in the united sharts of america

I don't think I ever said that. I was implying he'd feel insecure and realize his place and then proceed to move out of the way.

建前 (本音)
困りますぅ~(止めろよ、ボケ、死ね)
また今度ね(今度なんてねぇよ)
機会があったら(機会なんてもうねぇよ)

Thought he would go to Japan and have sex with new women every day.
Then when he got there instead of being showered with pussy he literally gets laughing_girls.jpg'd at in 7-11.

Which one of your parents has slanted eyes Elio Gonzalez?

That's pretty sad тbh, why is it a german flag though?

w-what's wrong with going to bed at 10pm everynight..alone? ;_;

That's a different autist

I know that feel bro

Naruhodo

...

But seriously, you have a suspect IQ if you believe shit like this.

I bet you believe the German Koreaboo is legit too.

it's perfectly okay unless you are on vacation.

What's unbelievable about that story?

...

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beautiful japan

>you have a suspect IQ

...

...

nandakoreha

建前?本音?外人だからわからなーい

...

>She's ugly as fuck and autistic so she went to Japan to get a beta provider

please stop posting frogs you are scaring away japanese people

...

LEAF IF THERE'S A PROBLEM WE GON GUN BRAWL
SHOTS POPPIN OUT THE AR

...

...

She looks more attractive than now.

Look at the eyebrows m8

>No I am not a weeaboo

>nips falling for the blonde meme

...

>外人だからわからなーい
またまたぁ~w
まあ、でも日本に詳しくない外国人は勘違いするだろうね。
日本女も自分の意見をはっきりと言える米国女性を見習うべきだな。

I'm glad they do

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うわーすごい日本語お上手ですね

もし大日本帝国がイギリスのみと戦争していたら半年以内にイギリスは降伏した

she works in a fucking restaurant KEK

gimme a flake man

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now uh usually I don't do dis but uh go on head on with a lil Cred Forumsmix

...

now im not tryna be rude but
somethin got into yyu
open ya eyes close saprise
ima give it to youuuu

米国でそのはっきり言う意見に反対する力はあまりないからメンヘラフェミが多いけどね

ニッポン、よい国

自分の意見をはっきりと言える日本男児です

...

Blonde men look like lesbians

nop

she is not unique now.
she should not try to be beautiful.

>Blonde men look like lesbians
:^(

おはよう

How many lesbian do your country has?

at where

7 million

Is this true that there are many aged man who want be a dog in UK?
The source is as below.
youtube.com/watch?v=q3eap0CvJS0

TOUCH MY CHEDDAR
FEEL MY BARETTA

「在日米軍撤退ない」…トランプ氏政策顧問
headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20160925-00000021-mai-n_ame

これを笑顔で言うからなあ
女子会で何を言われているか知らないアホも多いだろう

嫌われてるガイジンはこいつだよ

kek what's the story behind this guy?

Are you mira?

普通に大人数に嫌われてヲチられてる
ヲチスレ見て来い

RIZIN最後に出てきたシュートボクシングのレイナって娘、すごいかわいかったな

うんこ

>嫌われてるガイジンはこいつだよ
does this mean
>the hated gaijin is this person
?
thank

>多民族、多文化
社会秩序を維持しながら300年くらいかけてゆっくりやればいいよ

Can't post in /adv/ for some reason, keep getting connection errors, so responding here.

I went and did a year-long home-stay/exchange in Japan when I was younger, turned eighteen during it too. What organisation did you go with? What part of the country were you in?

I'm going to be blunt: your story is difficult to follow. In part I think it's because you're not being especially articulate, but I suspect the bigger problem is that you're hyper-emotional and not thinking clearly at the moment. I know you've tried to keep some details back, because it's obviously a sensitive matter, but the effect of this is that it's not clear exactly what's happened or what sort of advice you need, and it seems like some of what you're not telling us might be important.

My impression is that you don't really know what you're trying to say - that being the case, it's unreasonable to expect anybody else to be able to understand what you're trying to deal with. I would suggest that for now you should probably leave the issue alone. Let yourself calm down, think seriously about it, don't try to make things happen all at once. What's the harm in waiting a few months before trying to sort things out?

If you want something to do for the time being, of course, you can try to explain the matter more briefly and more clearly, too. Not only will this make it easier for people to respond to you, it will also help you to get your own thoughts in order. I'm more than happy to talk through the matter with you if you do that.

Also, the other fellow's advice regarding university isn't bad, if you just want to go back to Japan.

やらん方がいい

I bought a used camera for about 10$.

日曜日の終わり
絶望

Good job mr takahashi san

日本は製品市場が飽和したら、市場活性化のために各県ごとの製品開発が必要になった。
同じことが世界でも起こるよ。グローバリズムが広がると、各国ごとの特徴が大事になってくる。

福祉金が口座に届くまで後5日

>嫌われてるガイジンはこいつだよ mean
People hate this gaijin

hmm okay
thanks

nice trips

デカイ白人ちんちん依存の日本人女

yes it's good shopping.
nobody knows it cost only 1500 yen.

twitter.com/_K712/status/780012399449354240

秋アニメは落語心中やリゼロみたいな掘り出し物があるか心配だな

使わないならなんで買ったんだよ

女装か

ここの日本国旗のひとは本当に日本人なの???

パンツ屋以外は日本人だな
パンツ屋は創価学会員で在日朝鮮人

基本的にはそう
でもときどき日本旗同士で英語でしゃべってることもあって、それは外人らしい

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日本人に英語は無理だしね

レミーは今日もオラついてんなあw

日本人は大東亜共栄圏についてすばらしかったと習う。
大東亜共栄圏を笑うのは日本人じゃないから見分けるのは簡単。

俺は本物の日本人です

Post the bit where he gets called a Jap

I took a picture.

相手が英語なら英語で返す

>We Japanese

食わないならなんで買ったんだよ

まずお前は本当に日本人なの?

本物の日本人はこの俺しかいねえ

せ、せやな

成程
b t w,I am an English gentleman desu.

>2016
>English gentleman

実は、イギリスの「紳士」は外国人の頭の中しかいません
だが、他の外国人に伝えないでください

You are not even a man in the first place tho

すでにバレてるから心配スンナ

ひどいよ
他人に「紳士」と思われたいんです

>イギリス人のイメージ
どっちかって言うと若いバンドマンの兄ちゃんかな
2016年にもなって紳士は流石にないわ

でも、あなたは紳士なんでしょイギリスuser?

べ、別に・・・

童貞user?
Or Scottish user?

>tfw I get 50 pieces of chocolate on valentines day, but return nothing on white day

英国紳士は、変態紳士にクラスチェンジしました

tsundere?
だれうまwww

>「変態紳士」
たぶん、そのほうはあってるなw

悲しいコテハン…(´;ω;`)ﾌﾞﾜｯ

新宿二丁目に行こう!

友達とはなんだ

アッー!

どこがツンデレ?

子供のころのものだ
時が流れて、友達は消えていく

昔は野球したりポケモンしたりして遊んでたのに
大人になったら何すればいいんだろうな

子供の頃と同じ事をしても良いじゃないか

遊戯王のカードめっさ集めてたわ

>maru-chan noodle with nachosu

Is this Mexico?

みんなそれほどゲームしなくなってしまったよ
友達作るのは年々下手になる

警察公開の黒人射殺の動画を見たが
ひど杉で唖然とした
こりゃあ公開渋るわけよなあ

リンク張りなさい

旅行
キャンプ
ハイキング
ゲーム
外食
飲み会
論議

興味によるけどお互いが楽しめる普通の活動をやっていればいい

三十代にもなって鬼ごっことか棒切れでちゃんばらごっことかやっていてはちょっとどうかと思うが

headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20160925-00010009-afpbbnewsv-int

worst divorce international couple in Japan

for Japanese men

1.Korean women
2.American women
3.Fillipine women

for Japanese women
1.Fillipine men
2.Thai men
3.Chinese men

お前ら友達何人いる

怖すぎ・・・

人の命は水より安いと言われた中国より酷くない?

Why is divorce even legal?

親友は十人くらいかな

Where is Sweden? :＾(

Probably being cheated on and very happily married.

i will make a new thread because i have a new picture

小学生の頃からの友達が三人

NONONONONONONO

暴動にガソリンまいた罠

Gay marriage are not permitted in Japan.

come on lets finish up this thread

wwwwwww
日本に住んでいる(特に田舎)スウェーデン人は少ない。
これまでの人生で、スウェーデン人に会ったのは一度だけ。

スレ消されとるwwww

They used to call him little Janny Hotpockets. He'd make your board look like fuckin reddit, scuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Salud janitor.

310超えたら宜しくお願いします。

この「友達」とは何ですか

また消されたwwwww

Link's broken my son.

janny's hot on the trigger tonight, they dont call him quickdraw janny for no reason KEK

Kek I make

Let me make the next thread then...

I'll make

Mods hates ayy face,I guess.

(´;ω;`)ﾌﾞﾜｯ
このスレの皆のことだよ…

which?

you go

ok let's go

I'm and not making.

会ったスウェーデン人はどう?

この場合、友達が69人います

すごく元気で明るい良い人だったよ。
スウェーデンのイメージが変わったw

(*´∀｀)b

よかったです :3

あ、イメージが変わったって書いたけど、
以前は悪かったって意味じゃないよ。
物静かでフワフワしているイメージがあった。
90's Swedish pop musicの様な。