Culture pals - /cp/

do it.

/lovushka

How does it feel knowing you will never get a superior Scandi qt like /DesertMonksees ?

>learning hebrew, albanian and kurdish

another day another zero views

POST PROFILE

I get 35 to 60 on average

handsome reeeee

But you're Aivaras the turbochad.. . .

Her ugly ass dog

online, but a loser offline

How though? My profile never generated more than a couple a day, but I didn't put up a spergy photo or anything. The girls on that website are all kind of wierd, can't put my finger on why though. Anyway I deleted my account after they got hacked and exposed everyone's data.

>Acne
The fuck were you thinking my bud

tbqh

interpals.net/Pushk
gimme some views

Haha ok, so basically you just look really handsome and masculine, fair deuce.

Do you get many girls irl?

*tibs fedora*

yfw chads get away with this

0 I'm a kv
I'm doing that to be as cringy as possible

kek
>I'm doing that to be as cringy as possible
how is it working for you?

can't believe it worked lol

>I was just pretending to be retarded
You got me pal

>0 I'm a kv
Holy shit man, with your looks I'd be crushing every day. As it is I'm average height/looks but I've fucked plenty of chicks and hooked up with more than I can remember. Don't any of the interpal gals ever want to come over and get liberated?

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I guess this makes you sexy mayor of this shit city

she's a jew if you didn't figure that out
I'm a manlet 183cm

pretty nice gal, mind if i take her?

no, she's my jew

I'm not even sure what my exact height is but it's shorter than that. You just need confidence and a personality, your looks are obviously above average. I can't believe you've never scored before, like how did you even manage that? You must've had girls throwing themselves at you since you were a teenager.

I started browsing this place when I was 12, I believe that is why

we /check'em pals/ now

Chad cucked me from my trips
reeeeeee

where? she's a teen m8

I'm not chad

>can't put my finger on why though
perhaps the fact they're all learning Korean

what's your height? you look tall in your pics and lifting stats

anyway this french milf is messaging me, she said that she was married and just called me handsome

I know where this will probably lead, should I do it?

She tries to hide it, but she has quite bad acne... Is she Slav?

Yes do it you sperg

but I don't want to

Then give your account to me

she sent me a lot more full face pics and she didn't have any acne i could see, this was like the first pic she sent so i guess she was just shy

Post up your profiles lads

Pole don't tell me you messaged her

youtu.be/u-8kmPJKGgM
Chadiewski, do you have /Pouillot udders?

yup, why not?
nope she's pretty ugly desu

STAY AWAY REEEEEEEEE

His flag is white and red
His balls they aren't blue
Because you posted your cutie
And now he is cucking you

if she's such an uggo and dropped me why should i aim any higher?

Because inflated intrepilz egos

True, but I find tranquility in those big chocolate milk bags

don't worry i'm not into meeting qts anymore, maybe i will just post her nudes

you know pole, you'd lose a battle with me just like you lost wilno

Can I actually practice bants, hang out with the lads and ignore the leaf or is this all just desperate qt chase?

yes yes you can

You can actually do that, but it's easier to bants if you shitpost with qts and post about it here :3

I stopped qt chasing a few weeks ago 2bh lad.

I'm here for the /cp/ lads.

Wait a minute, didn't the russians regain vilnius for you?

yes, poland got gangraped by germany and russia

What could possibly go wrong?
www.interpals.net/MaskettaMahn

are you a turk, you don't look very white

Yeah ethnic t*rk. You must be the resident Chad everyone's mirin

yes

: - )

hot

>learning arabic
prepare your inbox

r-really makes ya think. ..

Will you meet me up in Klaipeda?

>This user does not accept messages from South Korea, Japan, North Korea.
hmmmm

/sofie98

she looks pretty QT user, Norway is just trolling you

stop posting my profile

sure why not

hehe I see that you are a fighter aswell, though you are no match for my NEW DEVELOPED TECHNIQUE
ZA WARUDO

what ferry fits you best? dfdsseaways.se/batresa/skandinavien-och-baltikum/karlshamn-till-klaipeda?gclid=CJy2i-7Iqs8CFaThcgodBSUD_g

I can meet you anytime right now, I'm not doing anything this week

Are you neet?

But to be serious, what can someone do in Klaipeda?

>jewish
>'I firmly believe that islam is incompatible with western values.'
Starting to like this place more andm ore by the minute

i'm gonna kick both your asses fucking chads

is this a cheeky child porn meme?

oii m8

I don't know, I'm not from it, but there are some cool places there, I've got a car so we could just go to my city

Australia
Yes

you underestimate my power
and no I'm not a neet

How are the lads

Doesn't she know partying is haram?

g-great

it's a bot
also that sofie98 profile lol

Maybe in the future, I'm rather busy at the moment

What do you do then? High School?

I sell cocaine

having fun posting here desu

I'm fine I guess

Sure you your not just a thief?

I'm kidding, I'm studying construction related stuff

she wasn't even qt, like all deceiving women she presented herself as being 9/10 while in reality she was a 6 or 7 at best

>I steal tools from vans in western europe

Fixed my friend :^)

How you guys getting on? Cornish lad here, moving to Spain, seeing my Italian qt pretty soon, wish me luck lads.

oh. Well stop beating yourself up over this. Have you contacted her yet?

>I steal copper from building sites and train tracks
the brits are right about the eternal slav

Don't get cucked like that other guy with an Italian qt

Are IP's North Koreans Fake? I Just have seen Some of Them There.

you got me

pic related

>rnish lad here, moving to Spain,
i'm concidering moving to spain or italy. you have a job there or you are planning to live off savings?

are you going to Italy or is she coming to you?

I'm doing ok I guess, I do feel kind of sad tho that things with my Italian are over. Trying to focus my mind on other things

I didn't get cucked user

Polish?

don't use a fake account

nah, don't even care anymore

finno-ugric from central europe

Alright lad

Pretty eyes, but the dabberoinis all over her face ruins it for me. Now post her profile so we can be bullies, eh? :3
Cuck-a-doodle-doo

anyone have that quebec getting cucked screencap? I want to laugh again

Plymouthian cunt here.

Kill me

>Thai women

What's wrong
A German guy does

maybe if you had seen my posts back in July, I had said that things seemed to have change. So when I went over there, I had the expectation of what happened actually.

It wasn't like that I was expecting this crazy few days with her, then got there and nothing. I already could tell 2 months before that things with us had changed.

they are literally hungry for white dick

"""""""""""women"""""""""

imgur.com/a/MVAvY

did you miss the cuckening friday night?

this is the previous one, kek, he got cucked again

Technically what he had was just a "Open Relationship" right?

yeah lol she fucked other guys while messaging him

Like. She was literally getting fucked while they were having a conversation?

yes lol he said so here

Yea I was out

he also said she used to skype him when she did it

sent*

Damn. see I think a Open Relationship is already kind of weird, but if they are both ok with it cool.. but it's a entirely different thing to literally watch a cuckold happen via Skype

youtube.com/watch?v=Jha4OkG-ixw
are you an /interpals/ player??

french koreaboo girls are jealousy psycho-_-;

welp it's pretty obvious guy is just trolling and non of that ever happened

>French
>Koreaboo
>Girl
Are you really surprised?

I'm friends with him and he actually did that shit

why did he shop this passport then?

that I don't know

That one was done by Nortism. Quebec went to France and proposed

and got rejected lol

but they are ultra level no other koreaboo white girls being like that they cling a lot

Kek

did he ever post any timestamp? i remeber all the pics he posted were just typical instagram squares

i'm not scary i'm a chad (i'm the shorty on the right)

t.rei15

Manlet lmao

You're right, manlets aren't scary

How do I get a 10/10 maghrebi gf, Hannibal?

brownlet

remember to ignore shitposters and tripfags

Aye getting ferry out of Plymouth and it were busy as fuck out there. Get thee to pub lad, I'd say get thee a qt but Devon folk have got the world's rubberyest faces. Soon as they get to 25 or thereabouts they look like a slapped haddock.
I'm going to Spain, got myself a job teaching in Salamanca so I'm working there from mid October. Just driving around exploring Northern Spain till then.
We're meeting in Madrid, staying there for a bit, then staying in Salamanca together a few days.

Cred Forums let me post ya bastards

>Ignore shitpost
Then the general is kill though ;^D

checked ;^)

checked

Scandi autists are truly blessed by Kek

So close!

Truly, we are chosen

I wish you have a great time with your Italian. Let us know the good news

/kalmarpals/ 4ever, eller vad min drænge?!
>Good news
Have anyone from /cp/ made it in rl with a qt? I know that some lads get a quick fuckiefuckie from time to time, but everyone I've read about usually end up cucked in the long run if they've fallen in love with a qt... So are we all doomed to eternal bad news and cuckfuckery?

You getting it to Santander?
Yes I am leaving here asap

I mean, honestly.. we are all crazy to think that these things can last. LDRs are already difficult to begin with. But from across oceans is even harder. In the case with my Italian, we had talked about a relationship in the past. But we both knew in reality, it wouldn't work. Because life doesn't work that way. So we agreed that we'd live for the memories.

I think that is what this is really what it's about, IP and /cp/. Make memories guys.

how would it ever work out anyway, I have normie friends and even their LDRs didn't work out. Having your gf a living few hours away is the closest to a working LDR you can have.
Unless one of you really want to immigrate it may work.
One of my qts is going to study here for 2 years this autumn...

No, it's just that long distance relationships don't work because of both the physical distance as well as personal one. No one who is well adjusted would be willing to leave their home town, least of all for someone they've met on the internet. That shit is doomed for failure.

Have fun chatting up qt's online, but don't be a sperg and create an actual relationship. You'll regret it.

>And please, do not message me if you`re over 25 y., it`s weird:)

>tfw you will feel this feel in 7 years

Will do. I've had an LDR in the past with a Slovak and ended it because we both led busy lives and our schedules only aligned once in like 2 years and yeah it was a good day but thinking how many days like that I missed in 2 years was pretty shit.

This time I'm much more optimistic, I've got more money and more free time, a qt whose country I want to visit more and whose language I want to learn, and who's easy going enough to not have to ring me in tears if I don't message them one day. Plus our future plans etc align pretty well, so if we're patient I see no reason it wouldn't work.

Godspeed mate. Learn another language or do a CELTA and emigrate quick before brexit and tories make your passport and your wage Moldova tier

>t. i'm too much of a loser to find someone who will sacrifice something for me
ofc it can last if you can spend at least one or two weekends a month together and have some plans for the future

Well good luck to you.

Forza e coraggio

>i'm flying to and back halfway around the world twice a month to have sex with a girl
given that you are on Cred Forums and most normies with failed LDRs aren't I bet that you're the loser

>if you can spend at least one or two weekends a month together and have some plans for the future
Why bother with that potentially expensive and physically taxing nonsense when you could just as well find a nice qt from your own town and live a hassle free life?

99% of the time, LDR's will be a waste of time and cause regret.

>one to two weekends a month together

That's not exactly possible. also, peoples' careers can change everything. I'm going to be a airline pilot. Over the next 2 years I'm going to move several different places, I'll be poor as fuck and will be very busy. At the same time, my Italian friend already has a lot going on in her life. Even if she didn't meet another guy, it would just be too much. And honestly, it wouldn't be fair of me to make her wait years for me. She's a smart and gorgeous girl. She deserves happiness.

4æver!

>I'm going to be a airline pilot. Over the next 2 years I'm going to move several different places,
why?
I've heard that pilots usually fly pretty much fulltime for a week or so, than have a week of rest at home. That would work pretty well with a girl at home depending on the girl of course.

>tfw you accidentally view a profile from a qt that sent you a message you didn't reply to

That's true, but I won't experience that for at least 6-8 years. Maybe it's just here in the US, but as a new pilot I'll be working my ass off for low pay for the first few years. I don't actually start living comfortable until I've gained some seniority with a airline.

a friend of mine married a french girl, they have been in a ldr for 3 years and yes there has been a lot of drama but it's not impossible like you guys are trying to picture it. Also they are both attractive and had thousands of potential partners around them for 3 years yet they made it

Got to get through uni first mate. Forever trapped.

You too user, try and get an EU passport

Anyone else get paranoid messaging a hot qt?
Always think it'll be one of you faggots with a fake account ready to post shit on here.

well good for them. It's great things worked for them. But in general, it's not realistic. They were a rare exception.

I saw a documentary that young western pilots are working their asses of for a shitty pay in middle of nowhere New Guinea
Being a pilot is not worth it, i don't get why people still try to make it.

Because I like aviation. And literally
I have nothing else to live for.

>3 years of drama
...and most of that drama no doubt stems from their ldr. You aren't supporting your case.

how old are you?

more like only specific people can make it. they love each other and they always new they will make it. Most of people is too lazy for this they will settle for something easy like a good enough next door girl
i never claimed it's easy i just said it's possible and can be damn worth it sometimes

Ignore people who talk about things being worth it senpai. If you enjoy what you do, then it's already worth it, regardless of your living conditions. All the best.

25

I wouldn't. I really liked my Italian. It's just very painful not being close to her. Especially when we were in our prime, it hurt not being able to actually hug and kiss her. Those times were great, but also draining.

Thanks

>damn worth it
For me, anything less than living under the same roof with the woman I marry isn't worth it.

Also remember that there's no such thing as 'the one'. There are a lot of women out there (some in the city you live in no doubt) whom you could love and live with. I feel like people in ldr's forget that fact, and unnecessarily burden themselves.

unless you're looking for a specific cultural thing or looks (whether that's a fetish or not, I'll leave up to someone else)

>1 new message
>ME ROVE YOU RONG TIME YOU WANT FUCKY FUCKY?

So what happened with the Swede cuck did he grow a pair of balls?

He's going through hard rough patch. Let him take his time to decide what he wants to do

i changed my skype name to 'supreme gentleman' with a pic of elliot(for the keks) and now she wrote this

>yeah :P What is that name? :D Supreme gentleman :D

she doesn't even know she cucked me lol

Do non white guys also get qts or am I fucked forever?

yup plenty of qts here

you should just tell her how you feel, and that seeing the picture of her kissing that guy hurt.

yes but not from europe

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lmao

that's kinda gay, i don't really want anything to do with her atm

Alright then

you are pretty gay as well desu

You're right, ignore the Yank he's a fucking faggot. Tell the cunt to fuck off and block her.

It's certainly difficult for European pilots due to the abundance of pilots in Europe while ground transport is somewhat still preferred, however industry experts predict a shortage of pilots in the near future as demand for air travel increases.

It's become somewhat of a meme really in the aviation community this predicted pilot shortage, with a lot of younger pilots waiting desperately for it to become a reality.

>I saw a documentary that young western pilots are working their asses of for a shitty pay in middle of nowhere New Guinea
They're not getting shitty pay. They get paid on par with western wages in a country (Indonesia and Malayisa) where living costs are significantly lower. I believe that show is "worlds most dangerous place to be a pilot" or whatever, and quite frankly it's just bullshit to draw attention to it. The only danger associated with it is retarded natives and the weather.

You can quite easily live your whole life flying prop planes for companies in countries such as Indonesia for a good wage, however most younger pilots want to fly jets for the big airlines and make wages of up to $500,000.

A career in aviation is most certainly worth while, but if you are in the US or Europe you will need to grind your ass off for maybe up to 20 years to get a decent wage like most other jobs.

yeah but they need to spend part of their income to repay their up to €200k loans

a bit harsh, i still don't know if she did it on purpose or if she's just stupid

That's similar to university loans really.

>€200k loans
Eh, that's sorta pushing it. It's probably more around $50k-$100k in Australia at least.

Luckily for me, my training is only going to cost $85,000 but that's still a ton. I've been saving a lot of money from work the past few years, so I can pay almost all of it off in cash right now. Except I going to need to save money to supplement my bills the first few years.

Starting out as a new pilot, I expect to make only a shitty $20-30,000/yr. but after 10 years I should be above $100,000/yr

$85,000 USD?

Mate that's fucked.

>/Smoking_Gnu
r8 my qt

She's my qt now!

>girl views my message
>doesn't even respond
Why are anglo girls so trash?

Third worlders answer me everytime.

because they don't find you attractive, sorry but someone had to tell it to you

Yeah it's a lot. It's a fast-track program that is non stop for 6 months. It helps you get everything you need, a guaranteed job as a flight instructor, and a guaranteed interview with a airline once you have the minimum required hours

How dare they.

they're roasties man, they're roasties

finn girls are top girls

/sidetis

this be my qt. go fuck yourselves. she's mine :3

>say anything sexual
>french girl is buying it
every time

>I'd like to get to know some nice people from Europe who speaks French and German
>from Europe

Subtle triggering.

how is that triggering? i dont get it. sorry

He's a nigger

Now say 'omlettu fromage' to seal the deal

Oh wow haha

I haven't had an account in a while, but back when I did there was this one girl who rarely logged in. But she's gorgeous and I want to make an account again just to message her in case of the unlikely event that she responds. I always fuck things up though when I message qts though.
What do?

I wish my qt could speak decent english

stop being a faggot

Make account

This...

>having a lower educated qt

I personally don't find 99% of the girls on interpals attractive

I wish some rich white qt messaged me, I could be her fucktoy for all I care if she took care of me

>qt says she's learning portuguese or going to portugal in the near future
>send message, she reads, visits my profile
>doesn't answer
>rinse and repeat

Okay I'm gonna do it.
What do I say in the message?

Not to mention a lot of them think way too highly of themselves.

I have more responses/success with much more attractive girls on Tinder than i do on interpals.

roasties man, roasties

Now check it, I got more Mack than Craig and in the bed
Believe me sweety I got enough to feed the needy
No need to be greedy I got mad friends with Benz's
C-notes by the layers, true fuckin players
Jump in the Rover and come over
tell your friends jump in the GS3, I got the chronic by the tree

interpals.net/AmazingPine
I'm screencapping this shit

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>I personally don't find 99% of the girls on interpals attractive

Lots are ugly, some are cute, few are super attractive but are pointless messaging.

interpals.net/Akzse
found a polish cuckold literally

>"Do or do not. There is no try."- Yoda (Star Wars episode V)
>"There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: not today".- Syrio (Game of thrones)

Do you guys check "romance/flirting" and "a relationship" in your profiles or does it make you look too desperate?

doesn't matter

what's wrong with your eyes?

Ever since your mother's squirt got in them, I've had trouble seeing, Slavshit.

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> made plans to visit my qt soon
> qt seems to be getting really bored of me

S-sure do feel like a pathetic cuck now.

why so mad, pepe?

Send him a message.

saying what?

Ask him if he lifts

Make like the space between your teeth and fuck off kek

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What's with the fucking dog ears, mouths, noses and tongues on some pictures?

Portugal never stops a n t a g o n i z i n g me.

Snapchat filter for normies.

Were is Bruno? I wanna fuck him up

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What's up, fãm?

Is that so?

kek

Du skall döden dö >:(

>been away all week end
>messages from qts waiting in my inbox for two days

kind of enjoying that feel tbf

Nej.

Jo.

>jewish qt hasn't replied
REEEEEEEEE
I WANTED TO BECOME PART OF THE MASTERRACE

Here's a nice lithuanian for you, Aivaras.

interpals.net/karolina_pra

she won't talk to me

Have you tried?

no and I won't

Just wrote her

She seems to be a cunt thou

Good lad.

Post results.

I just asked her a dull question thou

"Hey, may i ask why you are learning Norwegian?"

already have her on snapchat desu

The sofie jewish girl? I though she was actually one of our bait profiles or is that a different one?

you will pay for this, pole

i can share nudes if you are interested :^)

No, I'm not going to be a cuck

Daily reminder

what does it say? I don't speak somali

Post 'em

wtf i hate portugal now

wow just friendly bant m80, pls love me

no, you took it one step to far

wtf i hate bruno now

That's not Bruno.

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L E A V E

Apaga isto. . .. ..

n-no

R A U S

Muslims aren't scary ;-;

Yanks scare me

>tfw boat doesn't respond

...

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Post profile

what did you write them :(

interpals.net/Bozydar11?utm_medium=pp-userthumb

>turkish/asian hybrid qts visiting my profile

w e w

She's legit, some Slovakian guy wrote her :^)

joke's on you bitchboi

she want my dick

Linked her to this thread √√√√√

;_;

wew

barbosa wins again

/garmo

I sent her a link to this thread

Imagine calling your child Gary

Joke's on you lads.

That pic was doctored :^)

This was the real one.

no shit lad

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NEW THREAD

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Ffs someone flagged my account

typical beta arab

>it's a bot
wow rly ur so smart))))

confirmed manlet/nigger lover

KEKEDDDDDDDDD
Will Poland ever recover?