/brit/

Have a sad cum too, bb.

youtube.com/watch?v=KHnL57KLCls

Get to a rehab or detox facility to get off the benzos lad

They'll get you in touch with plenty of mental health resources while you're there

>ah yes let's replace the shitty old trains with slightly older trains that have been renovated

the so-called "northern powerhouse" (sic)

please note

...

My tummy rumbled several times before I got out of bed

A sign that the DNP is definitely working?

some serious cringe going on in this post

no that just means you're hungry amaar

Tailor: How dost thow wantest thy kit, chum ― Customer: Dost thow knowest ‘bout Mr. Blobby ― Tailor: Say'st no more, fæm.

Please don't break my Heart of Midlothian.

have no phone so im contacting my new missus via email
fucking ridiculous situation

HUGE mandate

>new Forza only on windows 10

fuck you bill

NEED a yank gf 2bh

Brits are bro-tier, met one while I was in Corfu and got drunk af.

fucking kek, that looks truly dismal

*emerges out of a train station toilet*
*eyes you waiting for the train after a hard rugby training session*
mind if I squeeze your bicep mate?

>bestlookingmaninscotland
youtube.com/watch?v=jvtg0GsJAQw

wash down a fuckload of benzos and opiates with spirits in a deep bath. you most likely fall asleep and drown peacefully with an outside chance of choking on your vomit or dying from the overdose. seems comfy.

australians and canadians are essentially the same but i like australians more because they aren't canadian

would split her in half

and if you're hungry, you're losing weight, right?

THUNDER
THIGHS

thanks lad means alot to me

creasing

Anyone here been kept in a psychiatric ward?

...

...

>she had a black boyfriend
ah yes, the alt right who complain about race traitors but would get with one at the drop of a hat if they could

>drop the benzos and opiates
>down the vodka
>throw up the benzos and vodka and opiates
>have a nice deep warm bath

sounds quite comfy indeed, i plan to die though

What'll it be then lads?

pt.II of the menu coming soon

My life is empty and I'm dead inside

yeah but they call it university over here

>sweden

ah yes multicultural utopia

no but i know someone who should (timothy james byrne flat spracklen house dukes place marlow)

ye but not for long

To be fair, in Sweden giving a girl a funny look counts as rape.

Business idea: send Blair to the Hague for war crimes, and pay for the legal fees with taxes on footballers bonuses

>that scale
is this real life

they record rapes when they're reported rather than someone getting charged with it

...

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if someone reports a rape and its proven to be false it still stays as a rape in the statistics over there lol

>The suspect held over a mass shooting at a US shopping centre was a Turkish-born immigrant with a criminal record, police said.

have we talked about this?

why should he?

yeah mate it's called a weekend away at the in-laws!!!

spaghetti bolognese

Haha love this

*buys you a pint*

the gfs

nobody is surprised. it's not really news. i knew he was a muslim when i saw the pic

veg 2 with a coffee please lad

>yank news

Big breakfast cunt what else

Very nice

Here's mine with her mum

>why should he?

THE PLOT THICKENS

What the fuck, Russia?

he was also some r9k mong

no answer then? ok

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>Killing normie
hero

holy fuck you actually need to read this lads

4 nuggets with chips please.

just thinking about things again

AHAHAHAHAHHA
*looks over to the bar where Smithy's getting the next round in*

OI SMIFFY...SMIFFY...SMIFF...SMIFF...SMIFFY...OI DEANO....DEANO....DEAN....DEANO...OI DEAN...DEAN OVER HERE MATE, YEAH GET SMIFFY FOR US.... SMIFFY LISTEN TO THIS LAD... I SAID LI- AH NEVER MIND MATE I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE BACK... I SAID I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE BACK

gchq will be interested in this one

I just remembered I had a dream last night where I met Tim and he had a massive bag of weed and he gave me some before be hid it because he was about to get sectioned.

Usually not a Muslim tho

wahey its raining really hard. fucking pissing

mummy may's not going to like this

yeah, that's the one. I heard it on Psychotron's show last week on 2fm and I thought it was something I heard on Slam's Past Lessons / Future Theories. Alas no.

this is actually really quite sad Tbh, look how happy he is, then his mental illness took hold, his family's been destroyed

his kids are going to grow up pretty much without a dad, I know how tough that is - would be surprised if Tim even cares about them any more, he never mentions them

you've made me proper sad Bruce

We don't actually know if it was ribena who made that post

His face makes me angry for some reason.

hmmm

they're even dumber than i first thought

we should really arrest women who go to the UK for an abortion
its fucking disgraceful that we allow that to happen

Need a big-titted jewess gf

is it cold out??

fucking shivering here

>burger with a fry up

yeah, fuck that.

how do you know he has kids

>when your post is in the cap
life complete

sweden is actually a really nice country but mongs will have an opinion about it based on liveleak videos

wasn't it just a jilted ex-boyfriend shooting up a mall (pretty common thing over there) and not terrorism?

you want some?

>when you trick your mate into thinking you're still taking the photo

she wants to flood europe with migrants

someone looked up the census data for the place where his (presumably ex) wife lives

>that schneeb

oy vey

literally the perfect figure

ah yes my "they're talking about fucking trains" post made it in

>solid 85 out last week
>tepid 55 this week

fucking global warming

Daily reminder mental illnesses aren't real. You just have a shitty personality.

literal hog

mum found my wank suitcase

you take that back

asda is underrated

Literally obese

literal fridge

>supposedly dozens of different, distinct mental illnesses exist and are separate from one and other
>they all have the exact same treatment: SSRIs + CBT

hmm yes, very convincing

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Absolute shithole

most certainly will not

I really really like this image.

Might run for MP on the policy to bring back slam-door trains.

>you could jump out whilst still moving into the station
>you could run and jump on as the train is leaving the station

sounds fucking based.

gotten a lot better recently. more in line with up market tesco. wish they'd expand their tech section and get rid of the signs warning jakes about shop lifting

the gf

>slags

those norks look like an arse

>a big-titted jewess gf

I liкe Eммa Barneт.

got called handsome in waitrose

never buy their tinfoil

>Official Locomotive of the Northern Powerhouse

howling at this

don't care
she's my mummy gf

the gf

My hair is looking quite cute these day, still not long enough to cover even half of my ears but my fringe curls at the ends and it just look so cute

except all the chavs would take the piss

>the gf
MY gf

oh are you one of those pro life people

ah yes

why lad?

gonna have to leave the house soon

...

same

really really really like the female form.

you say it like its a bad thing

>an irishman is anti-abortion
i would never have guessed

>sissy brit boys

Fuckin nippy out today lads, winters proper coming

Look at the size of the head on this slag

Can't tell if it's just cause of her small figure or if she has a legimately huge head

cara 2bh lads

well probably because the person who called me handsome found that i was quite handsome

WEW LADS, How can Corbyn possibly survive after a Lord with Labour (whom nobody ever heard of) resigned from the party this morn (?!)
Corbynites on suicidal watch now.

future wife

Got told I looked like some handsome celebrity a few weeks ago

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um, delet this pic of my gf NOW

Why are gays allowed to get married in Ireland but women cannot have abortions? What on earth lads

if you suddenly turned into a girl overnight would you fuck blokes or be a lesbian?

>Almost 11 already
>I've done squarely fuck all today

My weekends have become incredibly unproductive, I just sit at my computer waiting for Monday to roll around.

Seriously need to find something to fill my time with. Should join a gym and just run on the spot for a couple hours.

>I was hit with a massive wave of depression and anxiety and self-hatred, where the feelings were so painful that I would slam my head against a tree to try to knock myself out.

Haha what a loon

it is

if people don't want to have a baby, they're completely entitled to do so within the existing time limits
and there's no detectable brainwaves within most of that time period so it's not really murder

also what if a couple/woman can't support the child at that time? it'd be child abuse to force them to be brought up in a shitty home that can't support their needs, or even worse in the foster care system

Just play some games mate

sweden is an example of a country where the memes seem to be largely true

even the MSM normies appear to be aware of the shit going on there

in waitrose?

get some friends

wank

...

She lays not a single scratch on Amanda Love.

the fuck lol

gay people marrying is really nothing. I think 100 or so have been married since it passed. Its just a media distraction from real issues
and a way to shame conservatives

Got told I looked like Nicholas Hoult when he was in A Single Man recently

Felt quite nice x

The gf

start bouldering

it's fun and normies do it

Cold out

We were all edgy teenagers back in the day

Tried to kill myself with the tablets used to clear up spots lmao

Get bored of games 5 minutes after playing

All my friends live in another city.

This sounds solid, it's my go to time waster.

Don't really fancy doing something like that on my own.

Moя cлaвянкa.

ah yes, bouldering, of course
*surreptitiously opens google*

>use an access only road
>go straight through

will I get a bollocking if I get caught?

>ginger girls

what chance does anyone have if a billionaire's daughter wants to kill herself

I would rather live in a home than die.

Accutane? How did that go for you?

>We were all edgy teenagers back in the day

speak for yourself, bellsniff

Think I literally hate women

>haha its not murder dood its not sentient xD
yeah but it will become sentient if you dont kill it

>it'd be child abuse to force them to be brought up in a shitty home that can't support their needs
we have a thing called the welfare state + many social programmes for children. Parents can get money if they're struggling

but you'd never exist so you wouldn't be aware of your death

Seems very reasonable

sounds like you're a bit of a boring cunt 2bh.

one of those negative wankers who pokes holes in everything too. no wonder all your friends moved away.

Go swimming, gyms are full of twats

>wake up
>0 (zero) tinder matches

nice

the actual gf

>women who put their job as "full time mummy"

ah yes, the so called left swipe

yes the supermaket
what happened is that some girl just asked me if I could take something which was too high for her (she was around 1m65 or even less, don't remember well). she just said "thanks handsome". maybe she was just being polite, whatever

I moved away for work, but yeah I am boring I'll give you that. How many people are actually interesting these days though?

>yeah but it will become sentient if you dont kill it
ah yes, so a lump of iron ore is equatable to a motorcar
excellent logic

>we have a thing called the welfare state + many social programmes for children. Parents can get money if they're struggling
mathematically illogical
an abortion costs significantly less than the money the government would have to spend on supporting that child

>want to join a gym
>it's full of people I know from work so I don't join it

lol

[chuckled]

If you've ever eaten a rustlers burger you are officially povvo tier

youtube.com/watch?v=GdDcw9VMMic

Except I would exist.

VICE UK @VICEUK 5m
Why are young British men so scared of cunnilingus?

shan't be reading this

its part of growing up we all went through depression in some form

Went well been dead for 13 years m8

Money probably makes fuck a difference if your born into it

The richest families are usually the most dysfunctional

what the fuck is a "rustlers" bugger?

Might do the gym for a little bit so I don't have such a disgustingly distended stomach that people can stare at in the pool.

Though I will give it to you that all my local gyms are filled with posers.

im joining today my lad, gonna get BIG

>date in 3 (three) hours

Anyone here called David?

My gf is such a dirty bitch, yesterday she was wearing a skirt with no knickers and she started casually masturbating in the car when we stuck in traffic.

Why would you want to be productive on a weekend? In fact, what does productive look like to you?

snap

Ate one when I was about 10 because my parents were away haha

Never had something so disgusting in my entire life

Good luck my lad x

still not fully out of my teenage angst at 22

that's not true.

broken families are mostly poor

Just mean doing literally anything other than sitting on my arse refreshing Cred Forums

the gf

which dating app is that mate?

Kept a store of a few for after nights out
Only had a microwave as I was in catered halls

you're fucking brainwashed if you believe a foetus is comparable to an inanimate object

>mathematically illogical
an abortion costs significantly less than the money the government would have to spend on supporting that child
Its not about maths you fucking clown, I'm happy for my taxes to support Irish children. Our government wastes enough money, children is one thing I dont mind them pouring money into

it's a group of universities

>money makes fuck all difference

>so give it away then

>hmm no

Didn't think so.

FOB

post outfit

Might buy a Harley Davidson lads

I bet Maisie's a proper slag.

lost it

The pakis are insulting are Felicity again

delete this immediately you cunt

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doing what though? What is productive to you? I don't understand what else you are meant to do on a weekend other than relax

I think she set her sights a bit too high.

Literally just had a shitty microwave burger. Tasted of depression.

>Money probably makes fuck a difference if your born into it

>The richest families are usually the most dysfunctional

VERY good post. Even if you were just average, and then you one day won £20million, for a few years things would be a laugh, but you'd get accustomed to it and eventually feel empty. It's like when you break up with someone, for a week or so you're having a great time talking to slags, but it doesn't take long until you're longing for that meaningful thing again

what the fug is bouldering

sounds v. boring

funny how i'm always right in the end

*stops the rock*

*corrects the record*

OY OY, You lucky people,
Have a banana!
youtube.com/watch?v=ZNqGyDmIfY4
youtube.com/watch?v=JBOQnI1IWVk

really need to clean my flat lads but also really can not be arsed haha

its actually very fun

On who better understands 'what ordinary British people care about more':
D. Cameron: 14%
T. May: 52%
(via ComRes)

wew lads

post a pic

my place is pretty dirty

i'd be surprised if yours is worse

You walk over big rocks, it's rock climbing for spastics.

*does an aeropress*

but you aren't going to climb very high are you. and after climbing one wall what's the point in climbing another? you aren't getting yourself anywhere

But she's been fucking useless so far.

*shores up things at the back*

>fractured wrist
>won't be able to lift for 2 months

don't know what that is mate but it sounds v. boring

ah yes, but she pardoned a fruit who has been dead for over half a century. what a brave decision, truly a woman of the people!

youtube.com/watch?v=FqURRsNLxB4

gf just sent me this

back to playing Mankind Divided lads, feel like I've got to complete it at this point but it's so fucking shit

its simpler than climbing as you don't need to set up harnesses and shit and on every wall there are different routes ranging from easy to difficult

>I go to the gym to try to impress girls grraw look how big this muscle is!

you sound like a bit of a sap

how do people get off to that?

A bunch of yanks who basically fund the City told her the other day if she doesn't come clean with what her Brexit plan is they're going to start pulling jobs out and she still just waffled at them.

The truth is none of them have a fucking clue because none of them thought this would happen. Gotta get out of this country while we still have a reputation of some sort.

hope its on your wanking hand you spiv

discuss

Always have a good lol at those spice boys who claim to go to lift for fitness or whatever. Literally just want to pick up girls.

>nice and custard creams that low
shit list

Shite

where are the oreos

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>no anzac biscuits

literally kill yourself

petit écolier is god tier son what are u on

>jaffa cake
>biscuit

rorke

literally pleb tier

whoever made this should off themselves

jammy dodgers are objectively in a class of their own though

was told it couldn't be done

where's me choco leibniz?

Know a six child family all spoilt upper class

the 17 year old had a baby with some black nigerian lad

>squashed flies
>top tier
I wouldn't kick any of those biscuits out of bed for eating themselves, but this is a bit of a pleb ranking at best

Custard creams are at least 2nd Class.

Rare female runt

>party rings are meh

the absolute state of that coalburner

Man get money with the gang
Man get girls with the gang
Man eat food with the gang
Man talk slang to the feds
Can't work out what I just said to a man
Told me you was a big fan but the first thing you said when you saw me is "Can I get a pic for the gram?"
I was like "Nah, sorry man"
I only socialize with the crew and the gang

>Legal secretary

t. skinny-fat runt

Just been sick in my mouth

She looks like she picks up McDonalds monopoly tokens off the floor

>Rare

youtube.com/watch?v=p3l7fgvrEKM

aka weed legalisation activist

aka dole scrounger

Can you imagine a law firm having that thing in their reception

the fuck is a spice boy?

so lonely
so alone

your da

yeh, that thing isn't a secretary

>still no response after 13 hours
Why?

...

The pakis are getting uppity

you seem a bit butthurt that someone has called you out on your sappy behaviour. I bet you try to put on a deep voice too you clown

sells avon

She doesn't speak English

More like you're getting uppity no one's replying to your shit thread

see man driving a japanese whip

hmm... when people say b urself, maybe you should try not b urself

Literal spice boy patter

Japanese lessons start tomorrow. Can't wait to get a weeb gf.

good job be'ing yourself

just spent £3000 on a hug

>Patter

get in the bin

hurts to know I will never be a normal person

work tomorrow

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I wanted to touch you ...
... so many times.
youtube.com/watch?v=rfd2bA3fdX4

the gf

>8-4 shifts all week
>unironically have to be up at 05:00

shit shower shave lads

keep your grooming standards up

youtube.com/watch?v=0s-88AUqBE0

ah yes, truly fine specimens

>tfw 3 day week
cannae wait

>8-4 shifts

that'll be me in 2 weeks

i can get up at 6:30 though so it's not bad

>be'ing

ah yes the old commute to london

>not shit shave shower
pleb

looks fun

To be honest they're not too bad. I prefer them to 10-6 shifts.

Balearic vibes today boyos

youtube.com/watch?v=F1SqbA_Qmzo

REEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

The state of this fat red blob on the Sun. Pol. right now: A bitter mess of a Blairite.

wow, that's not the way to do it lmao, unless it's a cold shower.

literally who?

I am a social democrat.

'Nothing like a game of fucking Jenga at the sesh man. Everyone's hands are fucking shaking from the coke and it's intense as fuck. I personally take a heap of ket to slow down my brain to be able to be a Jenga master. Ill fight any man at Jenga.'

>gf's favourite tv shows are casualty, neighbours and home and away

>"át"
Thou scared her away with thy Hunnishness.

bin her asap, she's a runt.

Luke Akehurst, formerly of Labour's NEC, but it's gone to the nations and regions now.

Not exactly a master of speaking English romantically, are we?

>tv shows
foy

yandex.ru/images/search?text=Luke Akehurst&ncrnd=9975

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feeling bad for having ever laughed at tim lads

WOAH

Why do so many young idealist lefties (think Owen Jones et al) rally behind Jezza when he is entirely unelectable?

i feel like a lot of people here could relate to Tous les garçons et les filles by Françoise Hardy

tune
youtu.be/5Amcuyzd54s

terrific post

>Le sesh

Fuck off

ahh yes
solid space
please don't fade away was THE tune

Why are so many Scottish political leaders lesbians? Only Nicola Sturgeon isn't and when you look at her you know she probably could be.

>Tous les garçons et les filles

explain the lyrics to me la

If it isn't in english it isn't worth my time

Gekke jonge man.

for the love of god someone make a new thread

Good song

Used to post it in here

What does it actually mean?

I get snippets of it but not a coherent theme

all the boys/lads and the girls.

tune coming through, watch out

youtube.com/watch?v=18Ly6se_3ys

Why do rorkes suddenly become feminist animal welfare activists as soon as islam gets involved?

great pair of knockers

whats with chicks and tv shows? like having a show that they care about? every gf i've ever had has been into watching television series

Love McDonnell, he would purge the royal family if he could.

Because being able to call yourself a marxist is more important than being a disciplined and effective force for progressive politics and furthering the interests of working men and women

did I say 'translate the title of the song for me'? Nah, don't think so. Jog on.

it's an ownership issue for them

françoise Hardy explains how she never fell in love/someone falling for her
lyrics are bit sad

All the boys and girls of my age
Walk in the street two by two
All the boys and girls of my age
Know what it means to be happy
And the eyes in the eye and hand in hand
They go in love without fear of tomorrow
Yes I'm alone in the streets, the lost soul
Yes I'm alone because nobody loves me

My days as my nights are alike in every way
Without joy and full of trouble nobody whispers "I love you"
To my ear

All the boys and girls of my age
Make all future projects
All the boys and girls of my age
Know very well what love means
And the eyes in the eye and hand in hand
They go in love without fear of tomorrow

Yes I'm alone in the streets, the lost soul
Yes I'm alone because nobody loves me

My days as my nights are alike in every way
Without joy and full of trouble oh! so for me when the sun shines?

As boys and girls my age can I know
Soon what love
As boys and girls my age I
Request when the day
Where the eyes in his eyes and hand in hand
I have the heart happy without fear of tomorrow
The day I will not have any of the lost soul
The day I also have someone who loves me

google translated the lyrics. some parts are not really accurate but you get the theme. She's feeling crushing loneliness

>thinking women shouldn't be raped and sexually assaulted suddenly makes you an internet feminist and comparable to the keyboard warriors who infest tumblr and reddit

hmm don't think it does mate. The question you should be asking is why rasheeds suddenly retreat into their shells when it's muzzies and wogs who are abusing women

talking about halal meat and the burqa rather than muh rapefugees but i agree with your point nonetheless

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ironically it's the feminists who defend rape by muslims

the hypocrisy just shows this is more than just a social issue. we're under attack

conservative values directly influenced by catholicism are just as bad as rasheeds beating up their wives and putting some black scarf on their head by force, but rorkes will defend them because it's "in their culture"

honestly people trying to promote tolerance have the bestintentions at heart

that said systematic homophobia from muslims, and the treatment of women in islam, has a blind eye turned to it

even things like the burka or niqab or whatever, it's presented as if it's a free choice to do so but it's clearly not considering the social and religious implications of a women choosing not to wear one

>good intentions
wish that meme would end