Rate your people's genetics

Rate your people's genetics

I'll start (Finn):

Pros:
>pretty damn smart
>no problems with milk/dairy
Cons:
>some heritage diseases
>might get angry when drunk

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>turbo lanklets

can't complain

finns have small dicks

Pro
>Good looking when young

Con
>Age like shit

Fins, like Nords, have no body hair, exactly like Asians and Blacks, and therefore are not white.

That said, I'll contribute (Sarmatian):
Pros:
>fairly clever
>no problems with milk/diary

Cons:
>sunlight is cancer, we get less sunlight per year than Scandis except Iceland and the polar circle gets
>smelly sweat

Let me guess... you're a Greek?

I'd like add that no pseudo/meme races needed.

>to add*

Also no insecure posting needed.

+Alcohol resistance
-Everything else

i'm hairy as average turkish man and i hate it

+
> tough and hardy

-
> asian

Eurasian master-race:
Pros:
>Jewish intellect
>Mongol wisdom
>Russian ingenuity
>can survive both freeze and heat

Cons:
>muh europeans being triggered by me

How can I join this clan?

+2 STR
+4 CON
+2 INT

-4 CHA
-2 WIS
-2 DEX

Pro
Ready to be slave

Con
Not ready to be slave now.

>pro

can grow nice facial hair

>con

a lot of variety, you can be shitskin and your brother from the same parents will be blonde etc

>mongrel
pro:
>several muh heritages to choose from, can always be exotic no matter who im talking to!

con:
>not actually white (part Italian).

pro
+Very inventive, positively bursting with ideas
+good taste in foods
+great with people

con
-cursed with perpetual depression
-short lifespan
-tendency for suicide (No doubt I'll kill myself within the next 5 years)
-being a connoisseur of cuisine increases fat reserves every year
-100% átok

Pros
>bunda
>can climb tree quite easily

Cons
>may chimpout
>will boo at gringos

>some heritage diseases
Less than the vast majority of people.

Soviet race
Pros:
Don't need bother myself to think, the State will do that for us.
Cons:
We lost the State.

Half Italian Jew, Half Norwegian

Pros
>Cold and snow resistance, while still being semi-tan
>No problems with dairy
>Thick hair with just the right amount of curl
>Peaceful and philosophic
>Language skills for days

Cons
>Frecklier than a dalmatian
>Skinny as in can't fight worth shit
>Nose like Dante
>Loopy and clouded headspace 24/7

>british

No need to list the pros and cons

Because you don't have any.You're AVERAGE.

pros:
>they really make me think
cons:
>hmm

>>Age like shit
I refuse to believe this.
Nords have thin blond body hair and it's nearly impossible to see it

Finlandssvensk

Pros:
>few genetic illnesses (unless you're on one of the coastal enclaves)
>tall, blue eyes, blonde hair combo
>good at sailing and fishing

Cons:
>sunburn
>women of your race are bitchy, so bad luck if you have sisters
>generally happy, carefree, no depression

>Cons:
>>generally happy, carefree, no depression

Uh... Pekka?

>we get less sunlight
a lack of clear sunny days is not the same thing as no sun.

How can you guys be so autistic and yet have no problem being naked with a bunch of strangers?

I know how it feels m8

Wish I could just get rid of it all, just another thing that gives me self esteem problems

Because you are sexualizing nudity there.

not pekka
>Finlandssvensk

it means us real finns hate his disposition

arr rook same

I love the self depreciation of the Brazilians tbqh

> >Russian ingenuity
C M E К A Л O Ч К A?

Underrated post :-D

Pro
Work hard play hard

Con
Butthurt, hotheaded

kek

Here's a question, though, is hwabyung dependent on culture or genetics?

>pros
tall, blue or green eyes
pale skin

>cons
sunburn so easily
some hereditary diseases are common here

I have literally zero hair between my neck and my dick. Can we swap?

Let's swap. I'm only 183cm though

>arctic inuits and chukch have no body hair
wtf this doesn't make sense

>your people's genetics
Well, shit.

>Bolan
>less sunlight per year than Scandis
wut

>183cm
>only
pls end this meme

>very hairy but bold
Attila, I have failed you, why have you forsaken me?

>get less sunlight per year than Scandis
Poland really is the Ohio of yurop.
>smelly sweat
I have the opposite thing going. I've been told I smell light and sweet, like a mixture of flowers and cotton candy, when I sweat. I sweat really easily, too.

I am suprised you know that. I don't know maybe because of media and education pumping in all negative shit I guess. But there its a chance its just bad blood and its irredeamable.

>Pros:
None

>Cons:
Everyone is beautiful so it's impossible to stick out no matter how hard you work

Natives are descended from Asians, and have almost no body hair.

Teens are this tall here nowadays because our nutrition became much better compared to the 90's. I would like being shorter thoung

Chilean
Pros:
>bonus to all thieving skills
>bonus to combat/endurance
>resistant to all weather effects and disasters
>good hagglers
Cons:
>low intelligence
>low height
>difficulty communicating

Not the smallest in Europe. Romanians, Russians, Irish and Portuguese have smaller dicks than Finns.

bost benis

That's not how it works though. Most hereditary diseases aren't birth defects and most birth defects aren't hereditary but developmental.
Finns in certain parts of the country have tons of hereditary diseases but many of them don't even show up until later in life.

EYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOMBIRAAA

1/4 Native (mom's mom), 3/4 white (Everyone else).
No idea what kind of white, just white.
Pros:
Resistant to cold (both sides)
Tall as fuck (White side, both grandfathers)
Pretty smart (My mom's dad is the only person in my family who's significantly above average, but it seems to have passed onto his Grandchildren, since I have 3 siblings and we're all smart)
Putting on fat is an actual challenge, about average at putting on muscle
Long lives. All my grandparents are around 80 and still living. My mom's dad still plays hockey and works on cars at 82.

Cons:
Hairy (Definitely from white side, all 3 white grandparents hairy, Dad's mom shaves her face, but it's not as bad since natives are pretty much hairless)
Anger issues seem to run in the family (Mostly as children, but my brother and Dad have them as adults)
Blind as fuck (Aside from my dad who got laser eye surgery, I'm the only one who actually doesn't need glasses)
Fucked up teeth (Mom's family has gap between front teeth dad's family has one tooth that never formed, I got both. nothing braes and a fake tooth can't fix, but still makes kids look ugly)
low male birthrate (Not sure if it passed on to my siblings, since we've got 2 girls and 2 boys, but my Dad and his Dad are the only males on their side of the family)

Anyone know what kind of "white" I might be? I'm pretty sure my Mom's dad is from Ireland, and my Dad's dad is from Scotland, no idea where my dad's mom came from.

Well considering i share 25% of genes with my countrymen, I don't think I'm in a position to talk about mah niggas.

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Irish
Pros
>can live off one type of food
>alcohol resistance
Cons
>fishing is an abstract concept and find pretty boring
>find some mental tasks challenging

Scottish
Pro
>alcohol resistance
>stubborn
Cons
>stubborn
>can be completely unintelligible

Brit
Pros
>inventive ingenuity
Cons
>lack of cooking ingenuity

German
Pros
>work habit
>German autism
>fetishes open new doors
Cons
>German autism
>fetishes open new doors

Italian
Pro
>tan easier
Con
>hairy arsecrack is a pain when wiping
>lazy as fuck

Pros
>Literally best genetics in the world

Cons
>Too prone to conformity which has resulted in recent cucking. Need strong leader

>no problems with milk/dairy
except we have quite a lot lactose intolerants