Rate your people's genetics
I'll start (Finn):
Pros:
>pretty damn smart
>no problems with milk/dairy
Cons:
>some heritage diseases
>might get angry when drunk
Rate your people's genetics
I'll start (Finn):
Pros:
>pretty damn smart
>no problems with milk/dairy
Cons:
>some heritage diseases
>might get angry when drunk
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>turbo lanklets
can't complain
finns have small dicks
Pro
>Good looking when young
Con
>Age like shit
Fins, like Nords, have no body hair, exactly like Asians and Blacks, and therefore are not white.
That said, I'll contribute (Sarmatian):
Pros:
>fairly clever
>no problems with milk/diary
Cons:
>sunlight is cancer, we get less sunlight per year than Scandis except Iceland and the polar circle gets
>smelly sweat
Let me guess... you're a Greek?
I'd like add that no pseudo/meme races needed.
>to add*
Also no insecure posting needed.
+Alcohol resistance
-Everything else
i'm hairy as average turkish man and i hate it
+
> tough and hardy
-
> asian
Eurasian master-race:
Pros:
>Jewish intellect
>Mongol wisdom
>Russian ingenuity
>can survive both freeze and heat
Cons:
>muh europeans being triggered by me
How can I join this clan?
+2 STR
+4 CON
+2 INT
-4 CHA
-2 WIS
-2 DEX
Pro
Ready to be slave
Con
Not ready to be slave now.
>pro
can grow nice facial hair
>con
a lot of variety, you can be shitskin and your brother from the same parents will be blonde etc
>mongrel
pro:
>several muh heritages to choose from, can always be exotic no matter who im talking to!
con:
>not actually white (part Italian).
pro
+Very inventive, positively bursting with ideas
+good taste in foods
+great with people
con
-cursed with perpetual depression
-short lifespan
-tendency for suicide (No doubt I'll kill myself within the next 5 years)
-being a connoisseur of cuisine increases fat reserves every year
-100% átok
Pros
>bunda
>can climb tree quite easily
Cons
>may chimpout
>will boo at gringos
>some heritage diseases
Less than the vast majority of people.
Soviet race
Pros:
Don't need bother myself to think, the State will do that for us.
Cons:
We lost the State.
Half Italian Jew, Half Norwegian
Pros
>Cold and snow resistance, while still being semi-tan
>No problems with dairy
>Thick hair with just the right amount of curl
>Peaceful and philosophic
>Language skills for days
Cons
>Frecklier than a dalmatian
>Skinny as in can't fight worth shit
>Nose like Dante
>Loopy and clouded headspace 24/7
>british
No need to list the pros and cons
Because you don't have any.You're AVERAGE.
pros:
>they really make me think
cons:
>hmm
>>Age like shit
I refuse to believe this.
Nords have thin blond body hair and it's nearly impossible to see it
Finlandssvensk
Pros:
>few genetic illnesses (unless you're on one of the coastal enclaves)
>tall, blue eyes, blonde hair combo
>good at sailing and fishing
Cons:
>sunburn
>women of your race are bitchy, so bad luck if you have sisters
>generally happy, carefree, no depression
>Cons:
>>generally happy, carefree, no depression
Uh... Pekka?
>we get less sunlight
a lack of clear sunny days is not the same thing as no sun.
How can you guys be so autistic and yet have no problem being naked with a bunch of strangers?
I know how it feels m8
Wish I could just get rid of it all, just another thing that gives me self esteem problems
Because you are sexualizing nudity there.
not pekka
>Finlandssvensk
it means us real finns hate his disposition
arr rook same
I love the self depreciation of the Brazilians tbqh
> >Russian ingenuity
C M E К A Л O Ч К A?
Underrated post :-D
Pro
Work hard play hard
Con
Butthurt, hotheaded
kek
Here's a question, though, is hwabyung dependent on culture or genetics?
>pros
tall, blue or green eyes
pale skin
>cons
sunburn so easily
some hereditary diseases are common here
I have literally zero hair between my neck and my dick. Can we swap?
Let's swap. I'm only 183cm though
>arctic inuits and chukch have no body hair
wtf this doesn't make sense
>your people's genetics
Well, shit.
>Bolan
>less sunlight per year than Scandis
wut
>183cm
>only
pls end this meme
>very hairy but bold
Attila, I have failed you, why have you forsaken me?
>get less sunlight per year than Scandis
Poland really is the Ohio of yurop.
>smelly sweat
I have the opposite thing going. I've been told I smell light and sweet, like a mixture of flowers and cotton candy, when I sweat. I sweat really easily, too.
I am suprised you know that. I don't know maybe because of media and education pumping in all negative shit I guess. But there its a chance its just bad blood and its irredeamable.
>Pros:
None
>Cons:
Everyone is beautiful so it's impossible to stick out no matter how hard you work
Natives are descended from Asians, and have almost no body hair.
Teens are this tall here nowadays because our nutrition became much better compared to the 90's. I would like being shorter thoung
Chilean
Pros:
>bonus to all thieving skills
>bonus to combat/endurance
>resistant to all weather effects and disasters
>good hagglers
Cons:
>low intelligence
>low height
>difficulty communicating
Not the smallest in Europe. Romanians, Russians, Irish and Portuguese have smaller dicks than Finns.
bost benis
That's not how it works though. Most hereditary diseases aren't birth defects and most birth defects aren't hereditary but developmental.
Finns in certain parts of the country have tons of hereditary diseases but many of them don't even show up until later in life.
EYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOMBIRAAA
1/4 Native (mom's mom), 3/4 white (Everyone else).
No idea what kind of white, just white.
Pros:
Resistant to cold (both sides)
Tall as fuck (White side, both grandfathers)
Pretty smart (My mom's dad is the only person in my family who's significantly above average, but it seems to have passed onto his Grandchildren, since I have 3 siblings and we're all smart)
Putting on fat is an actual challenge, about average at putting on muscle
Long lives. All my grandparents are around 80 and still living. My mom's dad still plays hockey and works on cars at 82.
Cons:
Hairy (Definitely from white side, all 3 white grandparents hairy, Dad's mom shaves her face, but it's not as bad since natives are pretty much hairless)
Anger issues seem to run in the family (Mostly as children, but my brother and Dad have them as adults)
Blind as fuck (Aside from my dad who got laser eye surgery, I'm the only one who actually doesn't need glasses)
Fucked up teeth (Mom's family has gap between front teeth dad's family has one tooth that never formed, I got both. nothing braes and a fake tooth can't fix, but still makes kids look ugly)
low male birthrate (Not sure if it passed on to my siblings, since we've got 2 girls and 2 boys, but my Dad and his Dad are the only males on their side of the family)
Anyone know what kind of "white" I might be? I'm pretty sure my Mom's dad is from Ireland, and my Dad's dad is from Scotland, no idea where my dad's mom came from.
Well considering i share 25% of genes with my countrymen, I don't think I'm in a position to talk about mah niggas.
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Irish
Pros
>can live off one type of food
>alcohol resistance
Cons
>fishing is an abstract concept and find pretty boring
>find some mental tasks challenging
Scottish
Pro
>alcohol resistance
>stubborn
Cons
>stubborn
>can be completely unintelligible
Brit
Pros
>inventive ingenuity
Cons
>lack of cooking ingenuity
German
Pros
>work habit
>German autism
>fetishes open new doors
Cons
>German autism
>fetishes open new doors
Italian
Pro
>tan easier
Con
>hairy arsecrack is a pain when wiping
>lazy as fuck
Pros
>Literally best genetics in the world
Cons
>Too prone to conformity which has resulted in recent cucking. Need strong leader
>no problems with milk/dairy
except we have quite a lot lactose intolerants