/brit/

Electric meter at £0.23 lads

Reckon I need to find that fob and get topped up ASAP

Anyone here been sectioned under the mental health act? What was it like?

GREEEEEEEEEEEN ACRES IS THE PLACE TO BE
FAAAAAAAAAAARM LIVIN' IS THE LIFE FOR ME

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me
good laugh 2bh

>Trott has said 'it wasn't love at first sight' when she first met Kenny because he never spoke to her in training.

you know it breh

Reminder that there are literally yanks posting under the disguise of a British or Australian proxy

after and before shot

Kanna

cara 2bh lads

37 of those yanks are non white
Mostly BLM niggers

Some of them are worse than Yanks, some of them are - may God forgive me for typing this word - Taigs.

Is it just old British people that bang on about WW2? I don't think any other country does it as much as us.

Whenever I read an article about Germany or something online it's full of geriatrics banging on about the war. Why are our old people so mentally ill? Most of those commenting weren't even alive when the war was on.

>glumgow
do people actually live in this shit tip by choice?

might go hunt some bears in tall trees

good. fuck the krauts

>Just like you showed me pa...

>I don't think any other country does it as much as us.
Poland

rate my new mug lads

>scottish grime fans

I was born here, didn't choose it. It's really cheap to live here though.

>yeah but you have to live in glasgow har har har
Very original and witty joke.

was quite cool. either sleeping or reading books all day. one bad thing happened once but it was unrelated to the fact that I was in a loony bin. the people working there were cool, the other people were cool too. it's not like in the films, trust me

Is gookmoot selling Cred Forums?

i have no idea what taigs are but i imagine they're similar to "yuppies" here who live in the northern peninsula of michigan, and are predominately rich old people who think they're better than everyone

>Garage

Shitehole m8

;___;

if you ask the Poles they will say WW2 ended last tuesday

even the young ones

It was a big thing for 3-4 decades after it finished. Lots of war films, documentaries and war comics were read by every child until scifi took hold late 70s.

yank here

just yanked my crank

moot has persuaded google to buy it

Kanna…

Nice selfie
Get it
Cuz you are a fucking MUG

taigs are irish nationalists

reapplying for a job i got rejected for

bit harsh lad ffs

Kanna tbqh

But they still act like it ended 10 years ago or something. Don't they realise young people on both sides don't give a fuck.

Old people still talk like Germany is some evil empire about to invade. Can't work out if they're joking or just retarded.

Never been to garage in my life. Only going to see Kano.

yeah bang on m8

embedded into our national consciousness

>getting cucked by a job

so vaguely similar in completely different ways

Old people are deranged scum

How did you even get sectioned, what was the situation

The UK makes the best electronic music ever I think, I mean I know the Germans technically invented it but the UK really took that shit to the pinnacle.

Maybe I should just get it over with and get a North Face wind breaker or something.

my cat's being a prick

the side piece has informed me that she is going to tell the gf what we've been up to
what do

Poland had WW2 guerilla fighters who ran around the forests refusing to stand down and shooting commies until the early 1960s though.

*releases anti-taig gas*

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How do I take a picture of myself for Facebook lads?

That's not what a yuppy is you fucking melon.

Its not a joke

Poor soul

What a hole it is

GOOD post

Cats a are paki tier animals. Dog master race.

you probably deserve it

try a camera, your phone might have one

The Germans will never be able to top grime

I think it might be, people still talk like Britain's the world power it was back then.

As if all of the EU is going to bow down to our every demand, along with the US and every other country. I don't know what these people are gonna do/say when we get our heads kicked in.

>implying jeff mills isn't the GOAT

Just me lads

How do I do it so I don't look like a weirdo

erm well, one thing is that the older you get the shorter life seems so things that happened before you were born can still be a very real memory for others. On the other side you are right though, the Daily Mail/Express style harping on about it is rather pathetic really. My grandad didnt like Germans, but he spent 4 years in a prison camp, I personally like the Germans I have met and dont hold it against those alive now - his memory of them was different to mine so he still held fears of them decades old.

Is /britr/ the best general, or the worst?

Went mental

>France makes the best electronic music ever I think
fixed

friendly reminder that landlords are subhuman scum

Fuck it's morning

Not content with last night

i'm pretty sure it is

There is literally nothing wrong with living in Glasgow OK? Who wants to live past 55 or not be addicted to heroin anyway? It's all downhill after that.

is that ltj bukem

that's something i don't really want to talk about
just that the inside of the loony bin isn't bad at all

>Germans technically invented it
hummmm concrète and electroacoustic experimentations were mostly french and italian mate

if you mean contemporary then not true

having a dance

is that poleaboo

jesus thats a name from a long time ago

absolutely disgusting

Milena

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think i might be heterosexual

well at least french electronic musicians are white unlike the quintessential british ones LMAO

You can tell he didn't mean to fall down after spinning but pretended he did mean it.

what a mind-bogglingly stupid post

fascinating in a way

I'm pretty sure I'm bipolar. If I go to my GP and get a diagnosis what will happen? Will he put me on drugs or section me? Mixed messages online.

Me and the lads on holiday in France x

this 2bh

Ever so slightly queer that

>well at least french electronic musicians are white unlike the quintessential british ones LMAO

lithium straight up the shitter

howling imagining that

disgusting

You're an idiot

jap lezzers

this 2bh

if you're no threat to others or yourself you'll be fine

they will do whats best for you, after discussing it with you. Its different for everyone. You will never know until you go though, so do it and get it out the way.

People who obsess over race usually don't have much going for them

Hence why they cling to something so defining as to try and stand out despite being a shit person

grime isn't all british electronic music you dunce

u wot m8

Hiroyuki

really makes you chink

t. nignog

Doing some house work. What you lads up to today?

Got to go to Scotland in just over a week to do a 2 day army assessment so i can join up. Its basically a 2 day interview, i have to be a normie and make a good impression. What are some hobbies, that AREN'T anime, i can quickly read up on so i can make small talk with the other lads and blend in?

rahseed

>UK Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has suggested Russia may have committed a war crime in Syria

ah right even though we've bombed the fuck out of civilians in syria afghanistan and iraq it's russia who are the bad guys

better than daft punk live

fight me

whyd u post a photo of two poofs kissing wtf mate

THE LOOOOOVE BOAT SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOTHER RUN
THE LOOOOOVE BOAT PROMISES SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE

don't ever reply to me again you irrelevant little worm

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depressing

Prolly not a good idea. Lots of fear and misconceptions around mental conditions especially in the workplace.

yeah france is such a white country right?

stop watching your family on housos and pay attention you dumb cunt

hmm... i see

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Black_music

Alright lads, I'm going to see an orchestra (Beethoven), never done it before. If I dress in a smart shirt and smart jeans I'll be ok, right?

doxxed

grim abode

>>UK Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has suggested Russia may have committed a war crime in Syria

>ah right even though we've bombed the fuck out of civilians in syria afghanistan and iraq it's russia who are the bad guys

fuck off murderer

Why in God's name would you take a photo of your hoover as if anybody would care you twat

No, it's errrm...jeff mills
youtube.com/watch?v=C6gl9ngTHc8

don't ever reply to my friend again you gelatinous globule

no you have to wear a full suit or you'll look like a pillock

Theeee catholicccccc boaatttttt

That's more of a cultural thing than a racial thing.

>we-we're the bad guys
>p-please punish me mr mohammed
fuck off paki

do you have any idea what the current year is?

no one dresses up, people take their kids

who do you mean? carl cox?

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Eating homemade pain au chocolat and coffee for brunch, taking my dog for a brisk muddy walk then coming home for a hot shower and a wank.

Don't know what the rest of the day I'll do. Just see how it goes.

How many UN and convoys have we bombed?

manga?

Pretty sure a yuppy is a young urban professional with lotsa money and a fast-paced city living life

The Chemical Brothers
Aphex Twin
The Prodigy
Squarepusher
Leftfield
Orbital
Underworld

All British and all miles better than Daft Punk or any other french shite.

Manna act calm, but I still bark my tool
Stack P's til my daughter goes private school

>Xbox One S costs £350
>Xbox One S bundled with any game costs £250

don't think they got the hang of this marketing thing yet

>wanting to blend in with plebs

>he doesn't think the aphex twins are #1

Football obviously

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it's funny because that definition literally couldn't be further from the truth

Please go away

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_Australian_music

this ones a bit longer mate

Just don't want to look like a runt, you know

I'm in the posh seats too (only £7 for a student)

>All British and all miles better than Daft Punk or any other french shite.

>All British and all miles better than Daft Punk or any other french shite.
they aren't better, they are as good, in the same league and competitors of.

why do you care, you don't still play video games at your age do you?

pretentious dog shit that is irritating to listen to and brings no enjoyment whatsoever

Is that the greatest webm ever?

having a think

is there a word more pretentious than pretentious?

>my race is the most important thing to me

New girl at work is terrified of everyone lads, literally trembles every time you speak to her. Probably some sort of social anxiety.

We share an office (there's also another girl but he's away until November), how do I bully her softly?

All my favourite genres

Really gets the neurons firing.

serendipitous

plen

So what are Gazza and Barry off the estate gonna do when Brexit happens and all the Muslims don't suddenly disappear like they hoped?

Daft punk use samples all the time, they're aren't as original as you think.

put a massive spring in a tube of pringles and make her open it

Accumulated wealth, I'm not happy about it but I can understand it.

Bourgeoisie consumerism, which I can't understand since they're meant to be penniless

is she cute

How does someone like this get hired?

>not a single electronic genre
what were you trying to prove here exactly

I have to blend in to make a good impression, i dont want to be the quiet lad who looked like he had no confidence

>bill gates is richer than africans who crawl in mud all day
shocking!!!!!!!!! telling reddit right now!!!!!!!!!!!!! outrage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>my race is not the most important thing to me

Be nice

The Aryan gf lads

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>Not moving everything out of your bedroom except the bed

Enjoy your clutter.

Football

Music and movies

Gas yourself you weeaboo cunt

but i thought brexit wasn't about muslims or immigration

i thought it was about restoring your sovereignty and reclaiming control over your social, economic and social policy

iirc there were entire fishing villages in the UK that were put out of work by the EU

Sounds pretty good.

post a picture of your skin colour

>Accumulated wealth, I'm not happy about it but I can understand it.

>Bourgeoisie consumerism, which I can't understand since they're meant to be penniless

>there's also another girl but he's away until November
check your pronouns

tell them about cartoons

not sure what you are talking about lad, use of sampling does not make the music any less enjoyable to listen to. I like all the bands you listed, but I also like other musicians and groups some of which may not be brits. There isnt a league of taste, patrician does not exist except for /lit/ teens as a way of telling which of them is going to be the willing bottom that day.

so when are those new macbooks coming out

why is Cred Forums so vile and unnecessarily racist all the time?

For the vast majority it was about immigration and for a lot of them it was about immigration that isn't even related to the EU.

The remain campaigns biggest fuck up was not having an answer to muh immigrants.

lol'd

don't you have to talk about yourself for a few minutes infront of everyone?

>modern britain

She's okay but not spectacular, 6/10. A bit chubby. She's Spanish and has a cute accent.

She's a recent grad and did some work with my boss during an MSc project. She mostly got hired to do some more work on that project.

why the FUCK are you here?

>but i thought brexit wasn't about muslims or immigration

ahaha
tell that to the rorkes

>guy who has nothing and is in desperate need of help has a 600 euro phone

thats why

no it wasn't you paki

well good on you then

there's a big problem with leftist leaders putting foreigners before their own people

Originality is important and Daft Punk aren't all that original, they're basically a commercial version of all the French House artists that went before them. I like them but they're slightly fraudulent.

*puts you on a pedestal*

showed this to a canadian friend he was NOT happy

>refugees should leave their phones in Syria
>middle class can't be refugees

Classic Irish 16 year old

Yes for around 3 minutes

*she's

shitty keyboard tbqh.

I can be nice AND bully her a bit tbqh.

We were at the pub on Friday during lunch with most of our team including her and my boss and we bantered about her being afraid of us and tried to make a ranking of whom she is afraid of the most. I was second out of seven people. She seemed v. embarrassed.

It always makes me laugh when I see that one picture where their trying to be all intimidating and cool looking and shit when in reality their just a pair of goofballs.

>he thinks daft punk is the only group that uses samples

love billionaires desu top lads

they obviously stole them off rich white people

Might take a boatload of zinc caps again and wank my way through Bible Black 2.

treating my ears to the musical genre of grime.

prehundredtious

Fun things are fun

Best character ever lads

>caring about rapefugees
Classic canadian cuckold

>they can stop at 30 safe countries between Syria and the UK
>still choose the UK

hmm wonder why

bit more than "slightly fraudulent". they're absolute shite

what line of work?

love breaking bad

tell me how it goes

Unknowingly pissed someone off

>bit more than "slightly fraudulent". they're absolute shite

>*she's
too late, already reported it as a hate crime

the UK is cool desu

reminder that you're expected to marry and spend 50+ years with one of these creatures

>daft punk are bad

reminds me of this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=Iaua26HlMlE

why do they act like such savages then?

>Syria

Ahh yes they are all from Syria

Obviously not, I'm just saying that their work isn't nearly as original as someone like Aphex Twin, who has made music in varied genres and actually composes nearly everything himself.

NOT happy about this image

Medical biotech.

wasn't directing my post at you, yankile.

only speak when spoken to.

As if he wasted so much of his career in silly roles. Breaking Bad showed just how much a fantastic actor he is

>mfw people call me stupid when i say women have no hobbies

no it's not

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his only good character. do realise now why he never made it big

She doesn't have a bf does she? You should get on it.

remaincucks still crying

can't wait for the fresh wave of trauma when may drops the 50 bomb

Not a fan of Aussies who come here and aren't nice to us.

see
ohh validation

I had fun once, it was awful.

thank you :>]

very interesting
is it girlcore science?

i only have one word for you: emu
it is to me

what makes YOU interesting mate? your subversive opinions on Cred Forums?

good lad
youtu.be/7Z7u8m8392o

why the fuck is her tongue so small?

he said the uk, not you

bored out of my fucking mind

>remaincucks still crying

>can't wait for the fresh wave of trauma when may drops the 50 bomb

are you behind this?

*rams a bayonet through your left eye*

*kisses u*
*does a backflip off a 6 storey balcony*

>Breaking Bad showed just how much a fantastic actor he is

he was better as hal and hal was a more challenging role with more range

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Dunno to be honest. Probably not a good idea to hook up at the workplace.

Loads of women in general but my group is computer based (data analysis) and only has two women out of twelve people, including this new girl.

calm down Rashees McAngus lol

>tfw my job is secure from Brexit

Can't wait to see what the working classes reaction will be to their lives going even further down the shitter.

Can't stop ripping heinous farts. Literal chemical weapons coming out of my anus. Think my room will permanently reek after today. Feels like I'm drinking pure shit every time I inhale. Jesus.

kill both to cover your tracks.

wish i could move to a more progressive and tolerant place than brexit britain but i don't get enough points on their immigration systems

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>Hello. I'm a Japanese student.
>I'm interested in foreign culture.
>I like this ''chanson''.

FUCK OFF JF

>tfw no French bf

I have extensively studied the human condition. I have used the works of Marx, Freud, Gurdjieff, Crowley, Otto Rank, Leary, Hume, Kierkergaard, Hocart, Schrodinger, Planck and Jung as the basis of my psychology. I have used Leary's eight circuit model, combined with carefully applied psychedelic experience and extensive use of tantric yoga to activate the four right brain circuits. I am months away from proving objective telepathic communication with a higher "extraterrestrial" being.

my amish friends are voting for trump

>mfw may has already rejected the proposal for a points based immigration system

Just noticed the scale on my tape measure actually only starts half an inch in, so the willy is about 7.5" not 7"

Bit of a confidence boost haha.

>when may drops the 50 bomb

Kek. Good luck getting that past the pro-remain house of commons

browsing the chon

>remaincucks still crying

>can't wait for the fresh wave of trauma when may drops the 50 bomb

no act of parliament needed to do it desu

>I have extensively studied the human condition. I have used the works of Marx, Freud, Gurdjieff, Crowley, Otto Rank, Leary, Hume, Kierkergaard, Hocart, Schrodinger, Planck and Jung as the basis of my psychology. I have used Leary's eight circuit model, combined with carefully applied psychedelic experience and extensive use of tantric yoga to activate the four right brain circuits. I am months away from proving objective telepathic communication with a higher "extraterrestrial" being.

Good. The points system has been a disaster wherever it's been tried

*forces a cyanide capsule down your throat*

did not read a single letter of this

hmm, you could ignore every third thing she says when you're working, pretend your focus is too great and she's being an annoyance

Need a faithful wife who will be a good mother for our children and take care of the household lads.

Where do I look?

rasheed

breaking bad is more fedora that MITM

>remains itt are still upset
YOU LOST LMAO HOW DEHYDRATED WERE YOU WHEN YOU READ THE RESULTS

orthodox church

yeah
i do grime
what's it to you?

watching cowboy builders lads

bloody brilliant

afghanistan

lazy cunt. do your own housework , sexist prick

do NOT understand referring to outdated and clearly bullshit models of psychology just because it's easier than learning neuroscience desu

>The points system has been a disaster wherever it's been tried
Alri Rasheed

Pakistan

Ummmmmmmmmmm yes there is

clyp.it/xusa5nuq

does anyone know what song this is from?

>I have extensively studied the human condition. I have used the works of Marx, Freud, Gurdjieff, Crowley, Otto Rank, Leary, Hume, Kierkergaard, Hocart, Schrodinger, Planck and Jung as the basis of my psychology. I have used Leary's eight circuit model, combined with carefully applied psychedelic experience and extensive use of tantric yoga to activate the four right brain circuits. I am months away from proving objective telepathic communication with a higher "extraterrestrial" being.

dole queue

>human condition
>no Lacan
>no Miller

opinion discarded

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buying a honda civic

rasheed

Have seen deities in the 10th dimension lads

new

>One Plus 4 will have 8GB RAM

christ

this is a fake poster

going to scrape a key along it

shut it paki

>the germanic nation is the pinnacle of human achievement
i mean
he's not wrong

*drops a wardub for you on radar radio tonight*
kmt man can't send back after that you got slewed bruv bmt

>i mean
>he's not wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=BguZ7lCxqrU
Why british man want to be a dog?

h-hey

if voting was done on computers would amish be allowed to do it?

Just watched the episode of the Sopranos where Chrissy dies, I wasn't prepared for these feels.