Wake up to a loud noise

get back to sleep

Call police because these autistic cosplayers pissed me off already

>666
THE PROPHESIES HAVE FORETOLD THIS! IT BEGINS! IT BEGINS!

>"B-but you never left!"

The dog just wanted to play. Can't he kill a nigerinstead?

Assist in overtaking the occupation

Wanna buy some cheap yoghurt, very good.

Unchain my trained tactical emu

Fucking nigger-tier policing right there.

Finally, You made it oficcial. Ok. Good luck invading the world?

Spread boipucci?

>What do you do?
Nothing, because I know that nukes will drop on my city a few seconds after.

Nah mate, you want Australia, they're the next ones over. Yeah, the ones with the kiwis and hobbits and stuff.

Excuse me but those soldiers appear to be British.

This is not Slovenia, guys. There's a huge difference!

Welcome the liberators

Ask them why they are wearing the British uniform

hahaa this is why cops get murdered by niggers and their bodies get mutilated

Is he English by any chance?

ask them why they're holding british guns.

Irish

Immediately flee from extremely deadly worms.

youtube.com/watch?v=yPrZIWrD2Rk

Clap and offer them burgers and thank them for all the freedoms they bought with them.Then ill shart.

Rev up the engines and Kill whitey

:^)

Roast some pigskin wh*tes

Get back to my drug dealing business

Alright but can you at least let me watch anime?

*tackles the American soldiers*

:^)

Cry because they're about to destroy what little economy the South has AGAIN

Leave us alone you Yankee fucks

that's from Baltic states but was put as "Poland" by mistake

uhm ,Chechnya is that way, gentlemen

apologize

Laugh at these American tourist who are clearly tripping on shrooms.

"y-you too"

That's only good against Australian troops.

Genuflect

:^]
"hi, mi friendo!"

Do nothing

I mean it's a pretty big dog and it's barking and coming towards him...........

A-HÁ MOTHERFUCKERS

he posts with a UK flag and he was/is a bit of a /brit/ meme

I wouldn't mind based americans to come and liberate us from pidorussian occupation and oppression.

t. Chechen

Jihad

Satan pls. Suddenly gaz blown up.

>Noice trips.

>What do you do?
"About bloody time you mooks came! We need a good occupyin' -- Fokken country's going to shit!" After that offer them some rooibos.

I wouldn't mind about nuclear apocalypse.

Scream "Didko" as loud as i can.

Me too if it would end this world full of pain and suffering. But I would prefer just to remove pidorussians.

Are you coming to liberate us from the EU?

Yes. Denmark, Belgium and Luxembourg

Thank you so much, i was wating for you the las 20 years.

Are also going to be liberated too

Sounds good to me. I for one welcome our American overlords.

want phone? very good price

I know this trick. You buy a phone and it turns out it was stolen.

lol (noice hitlerdubs, Sweden)

Point out the third amendment, and then offer them $50 a night to stay in the basement.

This is would not solve a world problems.

What the fuck are you doing in my house? Get the fuck out before I Allahu Akbar your ass.

Call Putin for trans-arctic invasion force

It would solve half of world problems.

Removing kebabs will solve of some of them ahahahahahahahah

Hey you

ahahahahahahahahahh

Go to nearest Shaurma shop and remove some kebabs, nungry pidorussian

Last time you guys needed the britbongs and russians to get anything done, I'd sit it out.

>nungry
hungry*

Sabre a shit

You sure showed him

Your mom is shit, chink

"Do whatever you want"

>secretly infect the nation with zika

All of that series was garbage

At least it wasnt made by KyoAni

Tell me your favs, Zhang

Eva
Gintama
Planetes
Girls und Panzer
JoJo
Patema Inverted
Castle in the sky
Poppy Hill

>inb4 casual

>Girls und Panzer
The only ok tier anime in that list
All other are shit, especially eva. As I expected a chink cannot into good taste

Well spot the moefag

What prize you want?

A Haruhi figurine perhaps?

hand over all the legos and come quietly

Detonate the C4 I hid under the floor

>low res picture of brits sporting SA80s
oh come on now

>Grab SKS
>Go innawoods

>Die from drones

throw a taco as far as I can to win some time

Pretend to siesta and get killed

My state was independent? That's kind of neat, I guess.

Goddamn cops

This is why we can't have female soldiers

You can't take muh guns

Kek, underrated.

DON'T TREAD ON ME.

Show them directions. Clearly they wanted to invade neighbor

Pretend i'm very happy about it. Then when when i caught them off guard try at least kill one soldier.

laugh in their face

Sorry, we're already occupied. Try again some other time.

>worked out real well for your dad in 'Nam, huh
or
>sorry busy occupying your mom's puss right now

at this point the heads of american soldiers will explode, unable to cope with even the slightest banter, and I become national war hero