/balt/ + /ausnz/

Rewatching skins, why can't my cool best friend go out of his way to try get me laid? :'(

I hope nothing gay...

Labas rytas, štai ir aš

solid 7, good enough for one night
the thing is that on tinder there's far more men than women, so women can afford to be really picky with their choices. meaning you won't find 8/10+ unless you're george clooney

i found ur mum tho haha

Thoughts?

how did the story end? I lost interest in animu

It's not fair, I want this shit to stop.

she's an overweight half russian woman in her 60s though

either way, guy, you dabbin for sure

breddy gud :DD

Watch it and find out ;)

KKK is back

Hello
Just woke up
Thoughts?

never said i fucked the bitch lol

fuck off, guy, there's quite a decent amount of shitskins and niggers in Finland, so essentially they're both as fucked.

Are you dreaming?

pls respond
thanks

Going through last years threads, place hasn't changed much.

KBG pls go away

say that to me not on the internet and see what happens

I'd squash your deformed slavic head like a melon if I ever saw you in real life honey

you wouldn't get the chance though cause i would kill you with an empty vodka bottle first and then feed your entrails to the street dogs.

Try me Stanislav

you bet faglord

Daily reminder.

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good post

>this is considered 18 y.o. in Kauanas

not pale enough

>be Mikoto/qQw
>Lithuanian gf leaves you
what do?

>all greatest Poles had Lithuanian heritage
really makes you think

>Latvia successfully colonized Africa

Really made me think

>tfw noone wants to smash my knuckles for 500€

haven't met a latvian in my entire life
pretty sure it's bullshit

When you really think about it Latvian sounds exactly like Polish

the Holocaust is a hoax

>burned down swedish capital

Those were Oeselians and Karelians. I don't get it where this meme comes from that it was Curonians. Curonians paid tribute to Novgorod with Bronze door of Sigtuna Cathedral and the chronicle itself clearly states it was Karelians no mention of Curonians.

>According to Swedish sources, the Novgorodians and their Karelian allies launched pirate raids against mainland Sweden during the 12th century.[3] During one of such raid, they brought to Novgorod the doors of the Sigtuna cathedral as loot.

latbro wanna play today?
pls respond

agreed

Karelians paid tribute*

who is this guy, you guys, are talking about?

huh...

???

yes, what we gonna play, bby?

>ywn be 16 in the 80s again
I miss discos and bangers lads and that gookshit that aired on the telly

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Saw the new Volvo buses driving to Riga today.

>Battle of Daugavpils
WTF explain this Latvia

Is that bad?

Sitting on the 5th floor of your commieblock smoking a cig and looking down at the bum outside is so comfy, lads.

Jump

dunno
they looked pretty small

Wonder if you guys will get scania busses.

s-should I message to that Lithuanian chad bf on itnerpals and ask him to teach me Lithuanian?...

hmmm
What is a thought made of?

Thinking about getting the fag/cuck starter pack and buying a iphone 7 and a macbook pro. Thoughts?

>when the existential dread hits again

Good thought. Get 5S/SE instead.

don't

Go for it

kys
kill yourself

Is Tyrell gay?

Every single morning after a night out.

that the one who bummed the dude in season 1?

probs ae

Guys how do I go about joining the FSB as some kind of local information source or osmething?

see

honestly 6s plus is just better than the 7
IMO

What makes it better?

fk you :DD

underrated post

You haven't watched the last episode of 2nd season?

Go study in Russia, FSB will approach you.

Super mong?

headphone jack
price
aesthetic look

haven't had a phone in over a year

not like I have anybody to call haha

FBR you meant. comrade?

>be me in Wilno
>every third person or so speaks in russian
>mfw

dropped season 2 because it was literally the same thing 4 episodes in a row

might pick it back up

Don't, it's shit.

Would an exchange semester be enough, or is that too little time for them to notice me?

I've literally only called my dad in the past 5 years. At this point my phone is just an expensive wrist watch, calculator and an alarm clock. Haven't even browsed the web with it in 3 years.

iktf

diversity is strenght my friend

Go for it

If you stop living life because you think this or that might be what a cuck would do you become quite ironically, a cuck.

you could go stand behind the kremlin wall with a notis mi senpi poster. i think you'd hit up with fsb in minutes

How does it feel not taking a shit for 3 years?
Does your tummy hurt? Is pressure building up?

Start shilling for Russia on runet. Make campaings to join Russia in Litva, they'll surely notice you.

I doubt it

Doubt it. A mate of a mate was studying in Russia and he told that all foreigners were approached by them.

Mami in that Tom Ford
Papi in that Thom Browne

I wouldn't say it to your face if'd see you in real life. But we both know what I'd be thinking.

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Never used my smartphone on the toilet to be quite frank with you, never used it when walking on the street either.

>a girl coworker is into me
>one day she's wearing a t-shirt
>see scars on her wrists
lol

Thank you friend

I might try thank you Natasha

Greetings, /balt+ausnz/! I'm back.

mental girls are the best in bed though
they will even roleplay that they're you're daughter and shit, really hot stuff

Kur pie velna Rīgā ir kārtīgi apģērbu veikali?

Pump and dump

Hi friendo

a wolf doesn't hunt in home territory

>watching porn
>camera pans to her arms
>scars on wrists
instant boner killer

that's hot tho tbqh

she also has problems at home

she'll probably stab me
besides, she's not even that qt

>watching porn
>camera pans to her bong
>she smokes weed
insant boner enhancer

We pay our debts

To die on the steppes

Pshh nothing personal

Why even own smartphone then? It's cancerous anyways.

Slitting wrists isn't a mental illness, it's an addiction, your body releases soothing hormones if you cut yourself.

Heil Hitler

>smartphones are cancerous

>notis mi senpi poster
hee hee

Getting a high from slitting your wrists sounds like mental illness to me

>watching porn
>camera pans to mirror where you can see cameraman
>he smirks
instant boner something

c-can I write u on interpals?..

Laulupidu on väga sarnane juutide traditsioonidele. Eestlased on unustatud juudihõim.

>watching porn

enjoy your ed and severe brain chemical imbalance

>watching porn accidents
yep. there's no story here. it's just something i do.

>watching porn
>ejaculate before camera even gets to move

t. juden

>not watching porn

enjoy being "that gross creepy guy"

Jalgade trampimine ja nutmine hitleri pildi poole ei muuda fakte.

I'm 6'4, blonde, blue eyes and built like a brick shithouse

>Watching porn
Continue to watch porn

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Eestil on Iisraelilt nii mõndagi õppida. Endal on ka juudiverd natuke sees nagu peab.

come at me

Alfred Rosenberg fanclub when?

>brick shithouse
fuck me, that's the best bodytype

Eesti konstitutsioonis on kirjas, et igal eestlasel on õigus eestisse elama hakata ala iisraeli alyah.

You're gonna be so desperate from not releasing every now and then that every girl on Earth could play you like a fiddle.

>berg

Sure, if you find me haha

Thanks ivan for that insightful post

yes.. -hill or -mountain. pure german name.. what's the problem here?

tapa ennast ära palun hälvar

protip: hill is hügel

was partying last night, high on ecstasy, cops came, now my clothes are ripped and hands bloody

nonoh poisid. ärme nüüd ärritu nii kiiresti :DDD

Where

pls be my bf

Tallinn

Tere Kert/Ruuben ;-)

you would go for a 64 centimeter dwarf? you crazy

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wow I'm jelly. I'll go party today I think XDD
t. normie crew

>tfw when to intelligent to vote in parliament elections

Thanks.

AYYYYYYYYY

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does anyone else find it sad when kids at the age of 12 start browsing Cred Forums? And all the shit here damage their childish unstable brain? when I was 12 I only searched for anime and manga, that's all.

You were there too?

Cred Forums saved me from my own autism

I think it's perfectly normal
t. not damaged brainer

I know you're manlet, Pushk, no need to be ashamed of this.

Jaaa :d

pfff i bet i'm taller than you

>t. not damaged brainer
that's what you want to believe in... as someone not damaged by Cred Forums at the age of 12 I can see that you're absolutly mentally damaged by this atmosphere.

Kes oled :d

without Cred Forums id still be playing video games and having fun outside with friends
also i would've never started watching anime
I'd probably be more like my brother
and I wouldn't be redpilled

I'd be like the average Joe in my classes

Cred Forums is literally a propaganda effort by the alt right in their culture war against western media

the effect is detrimental on most people

>tfw when
>to
>intelligent

same situation haha

hey that's rude I sat through a 1 month ban because of that bait
only gain from Cred Forums is the redpilled tbx

nice meta bait

4/10

75% goi EVAst kes on attendi pannud järgmisele SÄ ettekandeõhtule ;-)

yes but is the redpill really worth it?

>you can't watch hollywood movies because you know they were made by jews to further their goals
>you want to vomit whenever you see an interracial couple
>you're constantly angry about the fact that your race will get replaced within 2 generations
>you alienate yourself from your leftie friends

who /bluepilled/ here?

i'm whitepilled

I don't show my power level in public
there's a guy in my class who does
he doesnt wash his hair, always has a leather jacket on with the hoodie on
says dumb shit all the time
openly browses Cred Forums and Cred Forums in public

nice get but
>not teaching yourself to be neutral good

>not being blackpilled
i bet you still enjoy life lmao

kuradi hipsterid!!!!!!!

DUDE NIHILISM LMAO

literally used to be me haha

test

ma ei saa absull aru mida te türahiinlased ajate. ilmselt olete kõik peedikud.

Ebaviisakas kui aus olla

>tfw aestheticpilled
youtu.be/eqeLsffQ6z0

narcissistic desu

kys weeb faggot

>6th

Sama.

not narcissistic enough to go to a gym I guess

sasuga weebs

Good choice in music user

why would anybody care if you browse Cred Forums in public?

>weebs
>having shit taste
what a surprise

thats me t.bh
I look at the mirror and flex my muscles at least 3 times a day
every single day

I do it myself but seeing that yotsuba theme on his screen makes me feel pity for him

im very rare here

Gym is only for faggots.
You can get fit not being in the gym.

yeah right kiddo

calisthenics is for women
youre literally a cardio bunny
you can't gain (a lot of) muscle mass just doing push-ups and running millions of miles a day

Western europe is time bomb, it will happen eventually.

ALL weeaboos, of all varieties, are FAGGOTS.

FACT.

unironically did ss the first 2 months of lifting haha

bebsi

I'm bisexual desu.

I'm doing SL right now

haha
sick cunt
what's your routine now?

post legs

so you are like a halffaggot or faggot who is also into women

What the Latvian said, but I'm considering going full homo on monday when alcohol comes into play and I get together with this girl in my course in uni with whom I've been acting really gay with. She's taken to jokingly referring to me as her love and she's a qt and probably into some weird shit like me.

Don't really have a set routine anymore

did 6 day routine hitting main body parts twice a week, got bored of that tho

now i'm just doing some shit bro split trying to hit body parts twice if i can haha

Post feet

don't have any pics
and they are not really big(not big at all in fact)
my max is about 3pl8s tho

legs are literally a meme

i'll be taller than u on heels

>bet losers fantasizing of being grills on the internet
keep up the good show bois

>didn't fall for the gym memay
>still fit
good goyim pay the jews to work out

no
why would you think like that?
nice muscular legs looks good
skinny legs looks ridiculous and really unmanly

this
just walk for an hour if you're that desperate

fit vs good looking

low muscle mass low fat % is ugly af

>>still fit
you probably look like a dyel

perception of Cred Forums by teen bois, everyone

>squatting three times a week
>not a meme

squatting once, maybe twice a week and some leg press is all you need, maybe calves as well

bitches don't care about legs lmao

so long as you're not twigmode

deadlifts and squats is all the leg workout I'll ever need haha
sometimes I do leg presses if I do t have anything planned for the day

playing chess against an opponent that is above your level for a dozen minutes (until you lose) burns more calories and leaves your body in a state comparable to someone who just ran a full marathon

the more you know

I can't deadlift in my shit gym because there is no room haha

cunts also get angry about noise because It's a two floor gym

lost 20kg since ive started working out but i still have minor manboobs

wat do

thanks

you're skinny as fuck, eat smth

I actually changed a bit SL program I only squat two times a week and also added quite a lot additional exercises
also if you don't care about legs thats fine
but I for example want strong legs and want to be strong in everything

become sexy pole dancer

more chest workouts
dips, bench presses, pull ups
all that jazz
already on a 3500 calorie diet dr alex

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training for strength is gonna get you looking like this lad

>more chest workouts
>pull ups
kek

seeing how /balt/ is into alcoholism, why aren't lithuanians and estonians famous for the alcohol they produce?

NEED a baltic trap qt

because Rīgas balzāms is the only thing anyone needs

>seeing how /balt/ is into alcoholism
talk about yourself

no it wont
I don't eat like a pig
I mean I only weight like 70kg right now kek
also like I said I'm doing a lot of additional exercises

how come my chest burns after pull ups then??
I do underhand close grips

are you?

latvijas balzams exports globally.
stoli is latvian vodka.

did you do them after some chest exercises?

probs why

then you are doing chin-ups not pull-ups and you are doing it wrong because that is also a back exercise like pull-ups
so you need to fix your form

did he meme me?

thats me

I've only ever seen one trap here and it was a Russian.

I see
I've memed myself
still do more chest workouts

how about the sock swastika guy

righ, traps aren't fat usually

i dont really have any free time to go to the local gym

anything i can do from home besides the usual push up/situp/dip etc

Never heard of them. Call me when you make good beer or whisky

well if you have dumbbells there's a lot you can do
and if you have time to shitpost you have time to hit the gym

Y-yeah, g-guy.

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So? We have Švyturys which is exported world wide and won Gold award in World Beer cup. Besides never heard or seen Riga balzams apart from Latvian shilling on Cred Forums.

>stoli is latvian vodka.
>Stolichnaya
>Country of origin Moscow, Russia

So what you're saying is Latvians are Russians. Ok

Me on the left

Hmmm

>lithuanians are being autistic again

when will it end?

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>Latvians get presented with facts
>instantly become butthurt and resort to name calling

It's getting tiresome

Liking these musk sticks

>Over time, Riga Black Balsam has been acknowledged also internationally, as it has received more than 30 awards at international fairs.

>hi im lithuanian
>of course im autistic

absolute povvo tier lollies famalam

what is Vana Tallinn and Stön vodka?

Then what would you suggest your derro?

redskins

listening to pop music of yesteryear

what a trip haha

only free time is saturdays and sundays and im too jewish it pay 35 euros a month for 8 workouts

not if i wear heels as well

wageslave everyone

I doubt you can't spare 3 hours a week for lifting

>only free time is saturdays and sundays and im too jewish it pay 35 euros a month for 8 workouts

Buy some dumbells and a bench literally all you need for a starter lol

my gym is 1 EUR for day I go
or just 15 for whole month if I buy a subscription
do you work 13 hours a day or something?

Don't fall for gym meme.

>tfw most friends no longer use skype and use facebook instead
wat do lads

>t. dyel

move with the time

That's because Skype is shit.

that would be gay..

>t. Faggot

you see I can also project

crossdressing doesn't make you automatically gay.

add me on skype

>supporting illuminati
why?

as the lithuanian said
don't fall for biology! never leave your house and just watch anime and post low quality images all day

from 9 to 18, its just the evenings are even more expensive at that gym

ahh might as well just pay those 35 euros and go there on the weekends

oh please
you obviously can attain ok form without weights, but if you wanna get big muscles you gonna eventually need to go to the gym

>the evenings are even more expensive at that gym

what

dont ask

if it wasnt litteraly 4 mins from my house i wouldnt even think about paying that much

any other gyms nearby? don't give those Jews money
sports centres usually have their own gyms

not him, but it's also possible to get muscular with swimming. which is also probably much more pleasant than lifting.

>LITERALLY no women go to my gym

It's usually empty so that's good right?

unfortunately no

You can add me as well

not really though

you'll still look fairly skelly, most serious swimmers to some sort of strength training outside the water

I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I DID FOR LOVE

>"She told of how the attackers called her an "Aussie Pig", asked her if "Leb cock tasted better than Aussie cock" and explained to her that she would now be raped "Leb-style".[4]"

kek

glad kremlin bots didn't notice the poll yet

>implying most of the swimmers don't train in the gyms
today lots of athletes do some work in the gym for example basketball players, rugby players, martial arts guys an the list goes on and on
gym is good and beneficial almost for everyone

*glasses the insolent leb right in the face*

Took a hamster up your ass?

disgusting
>tfw qt basketball girls on Wednesdays

so how has humanity survived 3 millenia of civilization without any gyms?

retards

Blame your shit genetics if you have to go to gym to get fit.

what has this stuff has to do with anything I said?

ebin

by carrying large animals, building materials, tools and buckets around
building, hunting isn't same as running with your ass out

thanks mr skeletal

not much i guess, it's just a question i'm wondering about. why this became such a widespread phenomenon so quickly.

Gains are known to be easy for manlets I guess

>t. dyel

>believing in the my genes decide if I'm a lazy fat sack of shit or not meme

discord.gg/pRcDyKe come for sexi time

I am 193cm

go away you swarthy slav

yeah, exactly
a manlet

sure you are slavboy :^)

pure germanic blood right?

t. leb

Yes pure Prussian blood

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Even if I was a leb i'd still probably tower over you hun xx