/brit/

*sips tea & eats crumpets*

J-MAN RIGHT NOW

doing a sad and alone on a sunday afteroon

>the first annual /brit/ poster awards

What categories have you been nominated for?

doing a poo lads

>janny is supposed to help moderate
>ends up shitting up the entire thread for 50 posts and multiple threads

ahh yes, excellent ''moderating''

>papa johns
Literally the only pizza that's worse is those frozen San Marco pizza's you get in paki shops.

*teleports behind janny and taps him on the shoulder*
you may be fast...
*unsheathes deadly dragon blade*
but im faster...

This oughta ruffle him.

i have two friends who have withdrawn from both benzos and heroin and they both said xanax was the worst. One even said hed rather do a huge opiate kick than the medium benzo kick he had done before. I think what makes it so bad is that it messes your mind up way harder than opiates. It sounds pretty much like a constant panic attack and feeling like youre going crazy.

FUCK YOU NIGGER
COOL WASTED NUMERALS
YOU FUCKING INBRED ISLAND MONKEY I HATE YOU

ahhhhhh yes

Ahh yes very impressive

checking the complete emasculation of the cleaning man

shit get

janny suicide watch

shoo shoo roach

don't think his nut will recover from this one

nice

Janny on suicide watch

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kill yourself

>jannerz right now

RIP Janny's nut.

Hmm. I don't agree with his thread killing policy. But I do approve of his Pakipoo killing policy.

howling

*replies to this post*

no i chuj

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/board

why is my shit always much smellier in other people's toilets

calling samaritans to ask them to check up on janny

Don't know what to do with my life.

Reckon Hillary will J U S T her career tomorrow

What protein should I buy lads

become a janitor on a Laotian dot painting forum

is your toilet small so your shit looks looks big

my countrymen are fucking your daughters good
tell them to fuck off first you autist piece of shit

build a castle

maybe have a few kids

Become a janny

Would NOT want to be janny at this moment in time.

doesn't matter it's literally all the same

listening to some music lads

work for zero compensation

>le janny! le janny topkek!

as runt as you can get fuck off

b t f o

Alright Janny.

Right here, right now, me and you, toe to toe, one on one, right now.

pic is me on the right.

Off to Tesco, what do you lads want?

rasheed

The GPAT pizza right here

same and i'm 28 years old

alri jan

>>le janny! le janny topkek!

>as runt as you can get fuck off

We've offended the Turk lads

So I'll just get the cheapest stuff then?

very hungry

janny doing a cry right now

end it

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I would not like to be janny at any moment in time

>>le janny! le janny topkek!

enjoyed this

sounds like an old translated poem

Janny permanently blown the fuck out

He will NEVER recover from this one

>Complaining about Cred Forums (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.

HE WOULDN'T FUCKING DARE DELETE THE GET

it's okay janny I'm sure you will get that 10% raise soon

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAH GUYS THE NUMBERS WERE THE SAME DID YOU SEE IT??????/

OMGGZZZZZZ LETS ALL REPLY BECAUSE SOMEHOW THAT MAKES IT BETTER!!!! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SOME NUMBERS MIGHT BE THE SAME???????

That was you, all of you. Fucking children fuck off and die.

unionists btfo

>mfw I drew that in paint

Am I famous now?

runt post.
runt poster.

alri janny

JANNY

ON

SUICIDE

WATCH

mistah j

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Optimum Health stuff on discount supplements is what I personally use

Spaghetti Bolognese ready meal, bottle of dr pepper, uncle Ben's rice and some aunt Bessie's oven chips please

the fuck is a janny?

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...

We don't care about what happens in Shiteland 2bqh

@65333589
>t. @65333331

>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAH GUYS THE NUMBERS WERE THE SAME DID YOU SEE IT??????/

>OMGGZZZZZZ LETS ALL REPLY BECAUSE SOMEHOW THAT MAKES IT BETTER!!!! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SOME NUMBERS MIGHT BE THE SAME???????

>That was you, all of you. Fucking children fuck off and die

janny PLEASE calm down this will look horrid on your resume

t. Juan José Janitor

t. uncompensated custodian

pleb

JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Is it worth buying Netflix?

Might give it a go.

Off to the weed man

Anyone want 'owt?

beautiful flag.

Still pinging from last night lads should i power through till tonight or nap?

>he's literally incapable of making his own pizza and buys prepared ones

How runt can you be?

Just get an andriod box lad

>le same numbers? le same numbers about le janny? soooooooooo funny!!!!! me soooooo happy!!!!!!!!! heheheeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

runts or cunts, take your pick

>resume
care to tell me how you picked up this word?

soundcloud.com/dubs-market/consecutive

Janny permanently btfo, RIP

Informing the constabulary about this post.

This Janny and repeating digit's business is merely panem et circenses

In your distracted, argumentative state I have taken control of /brit/ and it's puppet strings

Is it worth replying to a post that asks 'Is it worth buying Netflix?'

Might give it a go.

i love making ciabatta pizzas. top lunch option 2bh.

he deleted my feet thread

fucker

Janny arrest this man

Yeah m8 Narcos and stuff is all good

>>le same numbers? le same numbers about le janny? soooooooooo funny!!!!! me soooooo happy!!!!!!!!! heheheeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

>runts or cunts, take your pick

Amazon prime is better

howling at the so called unindemnified concierge

>Why yes, I will gladly moderate a specific section of a website dedicated to shitflinging and memes for 24 hours a day 7 days a week for zero monetary compensation, it's not as if I have any expenses as I have been living with my increasingly senile mother for the past 34 years

Greater London

seriously, what the fuck is janny?

Janny btfo

nonce

>the state of this thread

all thanks to the janitor

Considering naming my daughter Janine in the memory of our late friend.

i'm enjoying all your anti janny posts

you

Fucking answer me you mongs i need a consensus

In this town there was a janny

the disconsolate state of the claviger

perhaps that was his plan all along

if my parents died today I'd probably never have to work again

*watches as you lull about among eachother, yammering stupidly with hyperactive movements and speech*

Enjoy it while it lasts, runt-boys

business idea: moderate a designated subsection of a Taiwanese basket weaving forum for zero (0) monetary compensation

you on speed or something? MDMA shouldn't last nearly this long.

It would seem that in your drunken stupor of gaining supposed control over /brit/ you have lowered your guard and allowed me to become the puppet master and captain of the dreaded ship that is /brit/.

do it lad

Doesn't sound very profitable

Power through til like 8 mate, have a good night's sleep

Make sure you have some lucozade and nice things to eat for the comedown x

*shoots your comrades*

hi, rants

rare pic of the janny

What you reckon the Democrats will do to meddle in the debate tomorrow? There's NO way they will risk just letting Hillary loose and cough and splutter and seizure and collapse in the middle of a national televised debate

doing it for free

if there was a fight to the death in an octagon between the pair of you, who would be left standing?

did he derive sexual pleasure from this?

For the love of God, if you are chatting to a woman do NOT EVER MAKE FUN OF WHAT SHE'S WEARING

even if it's a Mario costume

delete the thread, delete it again, my janny
maybe you're cold but you're so warm inside
I was always a fool for my janny
for the one they call janny
the cleaning man

youtube.com/watch?v=IeCWuN0dc5w

Nah should just be MD, never really came down though, maybe a bit on the walk back

>when you get paid

no one cares, go to /cum/ and get your mouth full there. British Culture, its in the title.

Probably get the Republicans to nominate a complete clown who has no chance of winning

payday on Friday lads

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Neither, the puppet master controlling the fight, also known as J-A-N-I-T-O-R would be the true master.

Thanks babe x

*moves to Sealand*

too late for that one

wanking; heard of it but never done it

what happened with the janitorial staff lads

i cba to read through the thread so just give me the concise edition

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>grandfather asked me if I've been taking steroids today
>first time I've been to the gym in 3 weeks
>eat all sorts of shit
>always stay ripped as fuck
>huge shoulders
>small waist

Them genetics.

why don't brits build cute terrace houses?

robin williams was a nigger lover. fuck him

Went bloody mental they did

>looking for acreage on real estate website
>first and cheapest result is a cemetery
not a fan

grab some gastrolyte or similiar and have a glass tonight. Its full of a lot of the salts and shit you lost overnight and will give you a better nights sleep.

this is not a particularly good thread lads. in fact, its really quite bad

wtf i love the uk now

>robin williams was a nigger lover. fuck him

Ed stopped talking to me since he got a girlfriend x

it's ok I understand x

must be uncomfortable living in australia then hehe

yes but did the custodian do exactly

all girls in this thread (you) me now

>robin williams was a nigger lover. fuck him

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

it is usually
the scenery is garbage and suburbs suck a fat dick

got a few places like this dotted around my town

iktf

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Sign my petition, lads.

don't remember what this photo is - posting it

enjoy

banter is the only good tripfag on this website tbqh

Reply to me on facebook jordan haha

do brits celebrate Halloween? I know Australians don't

got offered an odd gig today:

they wanted me to browse a japanese cartoon website for posts that are deemed "innapropriate
" or that in some way violate a set of rules. Then they want me to delete them.

The craziest part was that they said they wouldn't offer me a dime to do it! I told them that they were out of their minds! no one would do such an awful task for free!

Janny's getting his P45 in the morning!

endlessly grateful that I was born upper middle class and have lived in inner city heritage houses my whole life

nips out love

Yes.

was stood in a queue in co-op because a runt was buying multiple scratchcards. while waiting, a chav mother walked in and promptly smacked her quadroon child.

>OMG SOMEONE GOT RECURRING DIGITS HOW WILL I EVER COPE

i guess u don't really know what u miss until they're already gone..........................

yeh its mostly a kids thing, unless you live in the west country or somewhere rural where its time for a sacrifice to appease the spirits.

no

Yeah thank fuck for redfrog and their water but might nip down shops

GOOD FUCKING LAD

>tfw these go on sale for £2 at my local sainos regularly

it's an excuse to party
when I was a kid a few people trick or treated but don't think anyone does it anymore

A friend committed suicide two days ago. Another hung himself a year ago around this time. I may be following suit.

What did he mean by this?

Don't have any three dimensional images of Japanese people readily available.

as long as youre grateful x

but we do

been celebrated here since pagan times

its cold and shit here why would we want terraces

people do it here but it's no where near as big as it is in the United States.

looks comfy 2bh

Should have asked for a 50% bonus every time you completely derail a thread.

see
take up drinking

looked at every straight girl on okcupid within a 25km radius between ages 23-32 and only found about 3 that i'd like to message

deary me

> British """""culture"""""

Mummy didn't allow me to go trick or treating because she seen it as begging
Nor did we ever answer the door to any runts

really miss his *posts*

weds for me haha

shame my credit card balance is almost as much as my paycheck this month haah

*sabotages ed's relationship so he comes back*

oi cheeky

>garbage
FOY

Just started raining and my neighbour went out half an hour ago with his clothes drying outside lads.

I took his laundry off the line so it doesn't get soaked.

dm me on twitter tim haha

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the reputed northern powerhouse

do you have two dimensionals

a pile of normies are spreading this photo on facebook like wildfire lol

I'm an Eastern European immigrant living in the UK.

I wish.

good lad

Szia Peti

Any Hot pockets fans here?

helpful wanker likes his fucking help

howling. what the fuck is wrong with house prices in britbongland

looks comfy

Nope, not Hungarian. Bulgarian.

Going to attack you in the street if I ever hear you speaking in foreign lad.

Oi oi no need for that kind of sarcasm here lad

>Irish Pine Marten. There's only 2,500 of these gorgeous boys left in the wild. Their Gaelic name is Cat Crainn, which means cat of the trees. We called these lads cats before cats even came to the island . If you see one of these poor endangered cunts, please administer sardines and raspberry jam to the insides of their mouths, or allow them to do it themselves. They are also class at killing the invasive grey squirrel, who is the Protestant coloniser of the animal world.

got severe diarrhea lads

that is a two dimensional

>he thinks that's expensive
don't come here

where did you appear from lol

It's janny lads.

Fucking have him.

You won't find any house at all for much cheaper than that in the UK, most decent houses start at £250,000 minimum.

can't stop taking smelly poos

>diarrhea
FOY

Would you attack me also if you see me with my pretty English girlfriend?

vile repulsive slug of a creature

...

would crush this vile little creature's head if I saw it

Was a fan of this gimmick while it lasted
Post the rest of them

pajeet

nose is like a running tap today

thankfully the cold didn't take full hold over the weekend as I'd feared. must have an immunity system built like a 6'4 brick shithouse

mass immigration

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/starvstheforcesofevil/ 2bh lads

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Might go to Ireland and hunt these haha

rasheed

would turn this smelly little rodent's skull to ash with the bottom of my Dr Martens if it ever had the gall to come within a 50km radius of me

Excellent catch, saw a similar one in Bedford for £250,000 in the paper today.

>this inner city melbourne pleb thinks his overpriced terrace house is something to be proud of

creasing. probably goes to monash too (the shitty second best uni in melbourne)

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told you we're anglo

that also

seen a massive ginger one of them before, could have done serious damage to a small dog

Well, I do take pills, don't do speed
Don't do crack don't do coke, I do smoke weed
Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer
I just wanna make a few things clear

live in a 2 bed single story terrace house and it would probably sell for 1.6 million

saw a pine marten this week :)

Janny's sitting in the corner and cry calling for his mum

*clicks*

Probably not, violence has no place in front of women.

don't care

Yeah I just got a sale down B25
told my man that I'll be 25
This year mans gonna be 25
Don't wanna go jail and see 25

If I see any of you vile, repulsive, sluglike creatures on my island ill hunt you down and leave your lifeless body in the bog for the irish pine marten to feast upon

got cucked so hard on friday ended up paying for his purchase

don't remember asking

Just seen a lesser spotted runt scurry to the shop to buy an energy drink and a packet of silk cut purple.

>people who don't own their own home and live with their parents complaining about houses

no one's paying for the house. If you sold the land beneath it you'd get 1.4 million. The house is worthless.

...

The gf just started ironing my shirts lads. I didn't tell her to, she just started doing it on her own.

Should I say something?

>Probably not, violence has no place in front of women.

>tfw can jog for 5 years and not get tired

Feels good being superhuman

Said like a true English gentleman.

>violence has no place in front of women.

grim

found a good spot for your throat mate

Stop posting these runty shit houses, don't want to think about these places/people.

alri lads

literally couldnt care less

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True I only do furious violence to their backsides.

Why do you even have a problem with this?

this photo makes me so angry because the only people that wear those boots are insufferable greens voters.

Whats that a size 6? get out of here babyfeet, let the real Celtic men do the stomping

Care saying that to my face? Batter the pair of you up and down the road

me in the bushes

if you even had half the fucking minerals to breathe in my general direction I would take a 4 ft drillbit, tie you up to a tree, and drill through your kneecaps into your lungs so that you drowned in your own blood you grubby little urchin now get your bog-trotting arse out of my boat

>he wears anything but Timbs

Its like you don't want to be a real nigga.

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not true
it's heritage listed iirc
needs some updating but a good foundation

He's Australian, so he's probably as Celtic as you are Paddy

just sent my fist to your mug express delivery mate

got DPD to courier it an all

i vote UKIP and wear them, green voters probably wouldn't because they're made out of leather
know what you're talking about before you open your mouth next time ;)

Violence has no place in front of ladies.

Treat a lady like a lady.

Treat a bitch like a bitch.

Most women are the latter 100% of the time.

just sounds a bit fedora desu

will never vote for a leftist or a republican

>if you even had half the fucking minerals to breathe in my general direction I would take a 4 ft drillbit, tie you up to a tree, and drill through your kneecaps into your lungs so that you drowned in your own blood you grubby little urchin now get your bog-trotting arse out of my boat

>Pineapple road

no thanks

Don't think it's possible to get decent quality leather shoes below £150 tbqh.

Loake are among the cheapest, v. good shop at Princes Arcade.

this actually looks bretty comfy
should be like $50k though

>Violence has no place in front of ladies.

>Treat a lady like a lady.

>Treat a bitch like a bitch.

>Most women are the latter 100% of the time.

>Treat a lady like a lady.

>Treat a bitch like a bitch.

new
new

youtube.com/watch?v=dtdyZZ-oLFc

>"moderating" as a noun
it's "moderation", stop plebbing up the language.

>impying if it wasn't against the law some chink wouldn't just buy three in a row and build an apartment complex

yeah didn't think mick had a response to that

shaking in his slippers

...

H-HE'S QUICK

WARDEN

*sounds the bells*

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Janny?

H-HE'S TOO FAST!

>semi-detatched
>hearing everything in your neighbour's house
>comfy

no

Yes im shaking in my slippers at the comical thought of you even trying to operate a 4 ft drillbit

wise up gayboy

HE'S NOT HAPPY

what do you have against republicans, bruce?

so you didn't vote for my man Malcolm?

>£0.00

legs have gone to sleep on the jax lads

stand up now and ill tumble

new

>wad u say ya slabber
Kek. Willie's a fucking nutter but he's good for a laugh.

>That time he accused a primary school of being an IRA training camp because they flew a tricolour
>Except it was an Italy flag

janitors on suicide watch

Legit upset that the """"Sebastopol cannon"""" on display in Huntingdon is a later copy because we smelted down the original.

recently moved to an attached property and never heard my neighbours doing anything
don't even hear my housemates except for the occasional screaming match

HE

>attached housing

is there anything more third world?

DOES

IT

IT

janny just allow it mate

Why is it semi-detached and not semi-attached

Fucking Phil Taylor.

new

Yes. There's Australia.

Just your average Celtic phenotype ;)))

living in a trailer park?

The new thread:

*janny looks behind him*
*its me, staring at him with a devilish grin, carrying my trusty deadly dragon blade*
heh... heard you were terrorising /brit/?

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because semis aren't fully connected to each other, there's a very thin gap between them internally

>tfw live in a semi detached
>neighbour is an old bloke who never makes a peep
he's probably heard a lot of arguments from my runty family in his time though

it's the gf's birthday in March
have already decided I'm not buying her anything

internalised misogyny is so sad

youtube.com/watch?v=NNgWqi3JLp0&list=PLcko5ADujCv8yEubmVvSFVTSAlUBVLOCk&index=2
decent

hmm interesting