/brit/

This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture.

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fuck of janny

anime

wales btfo

Fish and chips guis xddd

What's it like to get naked with a girl lads?

Fucking hell im stupid. Ate a random girls pussy last night and have a sore on my mouth this morning

She wasnt even fit..

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>British """"""culture""""""

Hi lads

I'm not serbian stop saying I am

i'm thinking about getting this haircut lads

Where are the other Irish lads today?, feeling a bit lonely tbqh

Why dont north irelanders use that flag i always just see english flag with star and hand in it

>left handed player

worst girl

How do I summon poleaboo to the thread???

>Be me
>Never had any friends
>Virgin at 21 years old
>Finally get my first shag
>She's pregnant
>She wants to keep it

If you ever feel depressed just remember you aren't me.

the risks of catching a cold increases

Where's the edition?

Stop this shit. I'm sick of Janny making our threads for us, there has to be a rule against this.

don't be mean

the gf on the right

Where did you meet her and how did it go down?

you don't seem to have made an argument there my man, you've just got hyper-defensive and asserted it is me that is the shill

this of course is classic shill behaviour

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look at the time lads

*sees a yank flag*
*keeps scrolling*

Yes I believe you

He's dead

>people actually have unprotected sex in 2016

madmen

Who /legume/ here?

>cheap
>filling af
>based protein
>based fibre
>versatile

this chili i'm cooking up has adzuki beans, cannelini beans and kidney beans

Jesus christ mate, how did this happen?

ahh yes
shall be clicking this link

you mean

>I don't want to make a grime general because only a handful of scum actually listen to it and it'll 404 within an hour

alri mate? this post is at the bottom of the page, so what are you going to do now?

>Going down a girl
Absolute beta runt.

Anime is a core component of british culture and values

anyone got the link to that house tune that someone here made using vocaroo samples?

>you wanna know how I know you ain't a winner
>you probably don't finish all your dinner

read my post again m8

fucking spastic

It's really strange that you're responsible for a child even though you didn't want it, I wonder long it'll be til that gets changed.

I live in a big city so there are college bars all around me. Its a dimly lit one and I walk in there at night and can occasionally pull some 5/10

wouldnt bat an eye if your types will wiped from history 2bh

matched with a buffting on tinder lads
face not so good though

We've had /brit/ editions for years but we're not allowed them anymore for some reason.

Janny really is a cunt.

big fan of 0:21

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>ywn have this much fun


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>read my post again m8

>fucking spastic

t. virgin

yeh beans and lentils are based.

i try and make half my meals veggie and i use them a lot.

I replied to the wrong post, do something about it you fat yank cunt.

Nothing?

Huh?

Fucking runt. Don't reply to me ever again.

nobody wants me

need a latin american gf

janny is a wanker

Caught tonsillitis from eating an escorts fanny before

Never again

Wonder how the Janny feels knowing his attempts to force /brit/ to become something it never was is just a massive waste of time since it immediately goes back to being the mess it usually is the moment he leaves without so much as a second thought from anyone

he put his willy in her peepee hole

>I replied to the wrong post, do something about it you fat yank cunt.

>Nothing?

>Huh?

>Fucking runt. Don't reply to me ever again.

underrated post

>read my post again m8

>fucking spastic

going down on a girl is wonderful desu

Only reasonable response would be to post cuck porn all over Cred Forums.

>eating an escorts fanny

Any other lads watch the Basics of Sikhi on YouTube?

It really gets my neurons firing. In fact even as a white and a fag it still really makes me consider converting.

>eating out an escort
What the fuck is wrong with you

posting the trapfu

Just applied to work at HSBC lads

Women will get wet when they hear I work at a bank (If i get accepted)

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>you will never be a qt girl playing in a qt band

why even live lads

ULUDAG GAZOZU

fucking hell lad take stock on your life

what the fuck is wrong with you

>op is the janny

LADS
LADS?
IT'S ME
LADS?!?!
ahh forget it then

The warden must pay for his crimes.

what behind the fucking desk hahahahaha

maaaaaaaaaate

genuinely just got sent this from my gf

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do not remind me

yes thats the one. really wana hear the tune again

sorry lads I have issues

>I may have a small penis but I eat pussy like a champ

Superior trap here

>Worst Sham Pooshited

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my gf

me on the right

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cute gf

would look very aesthetic taking some BBC

ball status: kicked

reminder that brits are the most POWERFUL race on earth

Right then lads, need a good film to watch this evening

I'm talking real kino here, only patricians should respond to this post.

My willy looks great today.

never ate puss tbqh
my willy is above average and I finger good so never needed it

you mean my gf

And I ran

I ran so far away

I've held hands with my mum ;_;

K-on! the movie

NEED a ladyboyfriend
>no periods
>always down to fuck
>not a needy golddigger bitch
literally better than women

don't be mean please

fucking stupid
white women can't do cute

Karen lads

put BBC Asian on an 10am mon-fri and there is a 3 hour talk show, a lot of the shows are about sikhs (amongst other things) and you will get an unbiased listen to a bunch of people ringing in about sikh life here.

that doesn't count you fat autist

mugi could tear him in half easily i reckon

What does phenomenology mean

>never ate puss tbqh
>my willy is above average and I finger good so never needed it

>this is a trap

fucking hell

>go to London
>want to see stereotypical well mannered English sophisticates
>mostly niggers
>the whites are all council estate dwelling chav scum in backwards baseball caps listening to Eminem
you done fucked up lads

someone hat this post

can literally never get my dick hard when I get drunk

last two times I pulled I didnt have sex because i couldnt get it up. anyone else have this problem>

>BBC Asia
>unbiased

>go to london
you done fucked up lad

find the nearest bin and climb into it you fucking rodent.

KAREN?

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doing a sad

The gf

life the live you love
love the life you live x

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looked up the tinder match's tumblr and it's full of porn
might be onto a winner here

Unironically Children of Men

the popcorn in his mouth makes it look like he has one of those butt chins

it's an aussie as well

>someone hat this post

>go to New York
>want to see stereotypical Americans with cowboy hats and colt 45s
>mostly fat italians
>the real Americans are all off in some place called Texas
you done fucked up boy

>not liking eating puss

kekmao

where did you go? Some shit hole in zone 4?

>someone hat this post

BBC Asian network not BBC Asia, its a talk show with people ringing in all from the UK, how is it biased?

>life the live you love
haha

prefer Cred Forums for my asian news personally

delete immediately

Why has every edition been the same

done fucking random slags from the clubs desu, need a legit gf that I enjoy being around

have unironically fucked over 40 women and only liked 2

I liked yesterday's gimmick of vocarooing peoples posts

CHOOOON

i warned you lads many times to knock it off with constant gimmicks and janny is actually gonna start putting his foot down

janny deletes all the others and makes us use his poo thread

>Says a fucking American
Laffin' la

Seen it, also >>>/reddit/

>the real Americans are all off in some place called Texas
If by real Americans you mean fat Mexicans then yes.

Go ahead

Make the obvious joke

You KNOW you want to

discord.gg/pRcDyKe m8s

>have unironically fucked over 40 women and only liked 2

muzzie sympathisers

>Cunnilingus
Takes a lot of trust, doesn't it? Anything could be hiding down there. Mysterious things.

janny's still upst

k-on

might have a green tea lads

>The majority of people ITT have had sex
This will not do.
This will not do at all.

I remember making the same poll a year ago and above 90% of us were virgins.

Normie scum get out.

business plan: migrate to another general and create a hybrid /balt/ + /ausnz/ + /brit/ could work

>Seen it, also >>>/reddit/

BEEP BEEP BEEP

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no

it aint even that good tbqh

>look maw the child said something childish on the internet

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mate, this isn't britfeel.

this britnormie, always has been and always will be.

girls und panzer

Shut up nerd

good plan

There were more Muslims than anything Iasthma time I was there. Pretty embarrassed for you lads if I'm being perfectly frank.

Fuck off you Russian cunt

please

Everyone on Reddit has had sex.
You'll enjoy it there.

>Playing football in a stadium built for athletics
Could you imagine?

Gonna watch the new Bourne film lads, it ain't kino but it'll be decent haha

nah, they have a different topic everyday, mostly Sikh, Muslim, Hindu or whatever specific but not always. They even had that Tommy Robinson fella on once which was funny, you get plenty of people slagging off Muslim/Sikh/Hindu, they really dont all like each other very much.

FOY

>runt

sicario or grand budapest hotel

Janitor has been detected lads.
have at him

he's right that there is no rock anymore
Rock is dead and has been for a while. there are no rockstars anymore besides decrepit old ones.

Just added my vote in aswell

There's a place called /britfeel/ for freaks like you, should probably fuck off to there

sorry i meant your poll results are a fabrication

im not a normie

>britfeel
full of normies too tbf

I'm 23 and have only shagged 10 birds

should I just kill myself?

liking this 'reddit' place lads. might just start going there instead of here altogether

rappers are todays rockstars lad

calling everything a meme is a meme

>/brit/ is a normie general

umm, I don't think so sweetie

excellent posts

top quality post

nice meme

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Fellini's Satyricon
Long Good Friday

/britfeel/ is for NEET virgins
/brit/ is for non-NEET virgins

That's the way it always has been and always will be.

>No option for eye-contactless
roooo

>move from a normie polluted general to another normie polluted general
hmm let me think

Why the fuck would we want to post with pseudo Russian cunts you twat

It's a well known fact that the only '''''aussies''''' who post in /balt/ are slavs, chinks and abos

alri lads

oh wow 33 votes, that sure showed me!

FOY

they lack the crutial "rock" component though, they are rap stars and I'd argue even they are basically dead.

lost my virginity this year lad
go ahead and change my vote

the one good thing about being a yank is the low expectations everyone has for you.

hello~

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>and always will be

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it kinda did mate

lads if you haven't had sex yet then you need to ship yourself off to britfeel, you are unqualified to post here.

51 posters atm
Excluding JFs it's probably in the 40s

time for a biere d'or sesh

doing a defecation

So how's life going lads?

good post

>arctic monkeys are shit

how can you be so plen

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TONGA BALLOON GANG

alri
got a bit of essay writing to do
kinda worried i'll never start it until i don't have time to do it well

>tfw su will never grip my dick in anger
ffs

virgins need to fuck off to britfeel 2bh.

Reckon Daniel Levy put a sheeny curse on West Ham for taking the Olympic Stadium from him.

*dabs on you*

and you need to fuck off back to

not going anywhere :)

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

*walks into /brit/*
*plays wonderwall on my guitar*

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Marijuana is literally a gateway drug

SIGN IT LADS, REALLY IMPORTANT

>and you need to fuck off back to

im already on it
telling janny

VIRGIN PURGE NOW
LEAVE THE FUCKING THREAD
WE'VE BEEN BIDING OUR TIME BUT NORMIES ARE NOW THE CLEAR MAJORITY

ABNORMIE FREAKS ARE NO LONGER WELCOME HERE

/brit/ has literally ALWAYS been a normie general

i've been here since thread number 1

mama mia

*walks into /brit/*
*plays fuwa fuwa time on my guitar*

I quite like Airbourne even if they pretty much are AC/DC wannabes

Can't stand them
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#normiesurge

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IMPORTANTE

suffering a psychotic episode and wanting to harm myself

JUST

only stuff I moved on from marijuana to were psychedelics

Do little bits at a time, it'll add up until the due date

what should I vocaroo

Even the queen does a poo and wipes her bumhole

meme

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not looking good for these neet losers

what triggered this?

wow you've really convinced me with this poor parody video

Nothing of value would be lost if some lad dropped a daisy cutter on that lot.

*walks into /brit/*
*has sex with a lady alongside my fellow normies*

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How is your day going, fellow virgins?

Landlord is entering my flat tomorrow when I'm not in for a fire alarm test

Might leave a few lines of coke out on the table for him

This tbqh

babymetal Tbh

Your mission: go to Cardiff, have full sex with a woman, come back on the coach.

bog sim his sargon

gone already

NORMIE SURGE

Need your signatures, lads.

and I'm wasted and I can't find my way home

evening lads

getting the daily dose of virgins and neets lads

killing time until the boys get on the server
then i'll watch borat when they're gone and go to bed afterwards

The ex and I fell out because of so many little bickering sessions and now she won't get back with me haha despite the fact we still love one another I don't know what to do lads aha might call her

>anime
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

thanks pal, got some words down and it's already made it clearer what i need to work on

cheers x

You sound like a nigger

they sound so generic and awful
never heard them but I'll check them out, honestly I think metal really usurped the rockstar image.
Kirk Cobain was arguably the last true rockstar, maybe Varg Vikernes as well if you want to include metal, I mean he did kill a guy, but now he's just an old dude playing guitar in the woods with his family and talking about paganism.

>ywn go from being a nobody to a big name in the Tokyo underground drifting scene

janny is a top lad and anime freaks such as yourself belong under his steel-toed boot

bad

Nope.

No it hasn't.

hello janny

buying a honda civic

Just southern

thanks for your input, despite me not asking for it

umm yes it has you big meany

if she answers and allows a conversation to happen (despite her huffing and puffing) she still wants you.

>anime poofter
Regret lending my support to that thread now

*lifts up the rock that I have dubbed /brit/*
*a bunch of insects scurry out*
looks like its stomping time lads

results are in, /brit/ is a normie general

Ditched the PC chair and now I'm using my piano stool instead.

Reckon this is a good change that can improve my life in some small way.

>why yes, I am proud of how much of a loser I am at life
>why no, I am not doing anything to change the way I am loser at life
>why yes, I am jealous of all the normies who are not losers at life

Duly noted

Thanks mate

all things to all men
all of the women all the children

>Staying in a Sunday night ey user?

Hahahahahaha

>the UK and the US perform almost exactly the same amount of abortions per year

i guess we're not so different after all

>Duly noted

It'll be better for your back m8, good work

not sure whats going on here really

>The most underrated rant/joke from Dr. cox (SCRUBS Dr. Cox VS Dr. Kelso)

Next thread will have an edition, r-right, lads?

*starts talking candidly about sex*

Next thread will be an ANIME edition

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If I were the janny you wouldn't be speaking right now

consider yourself lucky, you fucking pond scum

Dad, you know that I start at 5 in the morning

Business idea: Ban condoms to increase birthrate.

It's going to be very uncomfortable for wanking though.

Varg is busy making his tabletop rpg, so far all he's said about it is that all races won't be equal.

Same amount, or sis it per capita

Willy is out and about

>sex is all that matters
>Newton and Kant were losers compared to some ghetto nig that knocks up nine different women
ah yes, makes perfect sense

>implying I'd ever post in an anime nerd's thread

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wtf is this wank

Imagining all those celebrities arguing with each other about Jeremy Corbyn

mate this is a normie thread

do NOT like the uppity yanks in here.

>do NOT like the uppity yanks in here.

>janny arselicker
don't know which is worse, being the janny or bowing to kiss his boot

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haha
that's true
you should see the australians tho ... oh wait

What shall I wank to this afternoon lads? Was thinking Asian girl-white guy amateur stuff but I'm open to suggestions.

Gf just sent me this and said I spend too much time on /brit/

think a lot of you lads misunderstand reddit desu

ah well, feel free to miss out on top quality content because you want to feel superior to strangers on the internet

Picturing you with a bit of hay coming out of your mouth

Brother ate all the yorkshire puddings lads

gay scat

adult nappies

done a new

>just cos you feel it
>doesn't mean it's there

not missing anything lad
its rubbish
>inb4 muh microboards

black girls best girls

does janitor bully britain?

it is not working?

this never happens. 95% girls never want to have sex

>Northern Ireland has 16 abortions total in 2014/2015
Feels good.

new

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VITAL referendum for the future of /brit/

**with you

>just cos you don't feel it
>doesn't mean it's not there

-me during sex

>unwanted babies
can't imagine a worse start to life really

>janny thinks he'll influence the poll

>being so entitled that you think you have an actual right to murder someone just because you don't want them

>murder
>someone
don't think a foetus is a real person lad

this

children shouldn't suffer the consequences of people's irresponsibility

>using the same approach to life as yanks used to justify slavery
kek

>false equivalence
you're just a good little christcuck aren't you :)

>THAT'S NOT A REAL LIFE
>THAT'S NOT A REAL LIFE
>False equivalence
Kek. I'm so embarrassed for you.