/balt/ + /ausnz/ + /natasha/

fuck off slavshit

>We saved yurop
What do?

Had a bit of soup. Took a short nap. Asshole feels better now, all is well.

most powerful race in the baltics

wtf

who let wilno make a thread

Feels lanky to be 197cm

>that shitskin in the background

never released how fucking old they all look

especially churchill and stalin

makes me think

cant wait to see what self-propelled artillery we get

Just think you're one of the first people on the entire planet that gets to see the start of the new earth rotation

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I'm annoyed by the "wow youre tall" comments and that's about it for the cons

Better not get better than our, cunt

LABA DIENA :DD
AS ESU DMITRI :DDDD
KAK DIELA? :DD
WHERE IS THE VODKA )))))))

That's a nice thought.

i know that we are not getting the same as yours

Girl here. AMA))?

pls don't respond to me if you hate me, thanks.

not really since you're a kiwi

sort of a balancing act haha

>stalin
>saving europe
lol

why not just use Sasha as name

haha

Fuck you.

Wow ur star looks cool on the phone xdd

Good. We have the best ones. Try and beat us :^)

Sasha is for my male alter-ego, dumbass

I know that's why I use it :)

would be cool being 197cm

How does it feel that I will never fuck you and give you half European kids?

>Lithuanian border guards on September 23 detained a Latvian woman for illegally transporting three Indian asylum-seekers from Latvia across Lithuania to the border with Poland, the State Border Guard Service said.
hmmmmm

nu Sasha tozhe imja dlya djevuchki, ne?
it's pretty nice but in my privileged opinion I think it's not that important

>Nazis occupy france
boo hooo nazis are killing us
>Nazis occupy baltic
best day ever

Latvian language sounds Polish.

sneaky

Maybe if you're deaf.

How long without showering does it take for your genitals to start smelling?

My dick and balls start to smell after like 3 days.

It is okay but putting up a mass is a hassle.

>the gaming industry is dead

>putting up a mass is a hassle.
?

Lithuanians are basically slightly whiter indians though. Sanskrit, etc

stopped playing games a while ago

let go of your inner manchild my friend

so is the anime one
except for a few gems
food gets expensive

If you think about it, this picture of a Kookaburra is quite deep

I'm 180cm and it's not bad but i reckon i'd love being 197cm.

yeah

we were just leading their cousins back home

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But they're you're cousins as well.

wear high heels

>ywn scrim with your old school mates on cs ever again

this

was watching some old mw2 videos on youtube and had a reminisce of the old days but I'm glad i moved on.

Oh god the shits are back. The shits are back!

just stop replying already
I feel grief every time I see your posts

stop

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>wake up
>Tallinn is still not a world city

"mikoto"

hmm...

It is not within my power.

Hitler had some great moves

who /cantswim/ here?

>tfw too intelligent for poipussi

Feels bad

shut up ho

lol!

>tfw too intelligent for anime

Me on the left.

that man is a le trole dad XDDDD

>Tfw work tomorrow
>Tfw boss won't give me the succ

i hear lithuanians are the scum of the Warsaw Pact, true?

now this is how you hang yourself

youre supposed to say "to"

>Tfw can't kill myself bc too many people care about me and I don't want them to suffer so I suffer myself

get mem'don

just learn to be egoistic my friend :^)

>wake up
>Tallinn is still not purged

FUCK

Nah nigga I just hide my pain under a million layers of self ironic memes

>Wake up
>Russians are still 25% of population in Estonia

Hello everyone
Can you pay attention to me?
thank you

Here's a (you). First one is free

but werent slavs also around 35% in Estonia?

paid

why don't you answer my question , you said AMA and it's something I wouldn't ask a grill irl

Hi there hottie ;)

ahh thank you kind people
Estonians are truly the best
and thank you too my pal :)

>moving to my babushka to Estonia
>don't speak local language
Any problems? I've been told Estonia is a big Brighton Beach with commieblocks and sluts

2 days after a weekend with your mum lol

the other 10% are probably Latvians he meant

xaxaxaxa

Thanks for loving her in the ways I can't.

25% are Russians, 68.8% are Estonians and other are latvians/finns/ukrainians

>(you)s will be declared an illegal substance in your lifetime

Noooooooo. Feed me the (you)s until I od

yes I know I'm addicted to it

>2 meetings tomorrow
>the manager is annoyed by the new guy who is supposed to "optimize work process" and introduce """agile""" """development""" but only fucks everyone's workflow up and confuses the shit out of people
>me and my team don't give a flying fuck about his innovations and just work as always
>still gotta go to those meetings and try to look interested and involved

Is Toonaalt Traamp running for president in Estonia?

>Hot boss
>Ask for the succ
>Get fired for sexual harassment

>retarded new lawyer at work
Not my problem :^)

plot twist
>boss is male

here you go chap

The entire QA department (that I am a part of) are hot grills 22-38. The older ones barely look 30. It's amazing, but slightly distracting (:
The guy (fan of agile) isn't even an expert on the methods of development or ways of implementation of those. He barely documents shit even though he always tries to look busy running around the building with his stupid tablet asking retarded questions. I don't even know what his position is called.

youtu.be/qQtQbcPYmko
GrOOvE
It bOi

>People who have jobs browse Cred Forums

Everything's topsyturvy in Eastern Europe. McDonald's is considered an upper-middle-tier chain and yuppies browse Cred Forums.

>tfw accounting
>all three direct coworkers are women over 50
Oh well, no distractions. And one of them has a rather morbid sense of humor so can joke around.

*people who grew up with Cred Forums have jobs now and can't dump the habit of browsing.

agile is a fucking meme. minimalist scrum is where it's at.

This

Baltics are northern Europe according to the UN

You are a retard according to virtually anyone

Who else /watchesanime/ here?

no he is right

according to the UN and EU we are Northern Europe

well it's still much better than some underage kids

sorry, i'm a grown up heterosexual, i don't watch childrens cartoons

thanks for reminding me
gotta fit that episode in before sleep

i would watch it but i don't find any enjoyment in it anymore, i guess i just OD on it at a young age.

this

Take a tolerance break

You will enjoy it again

Now imagine this meme being shoved down people's throats by an incompetent fuck.
I listen to the cute girls laughing all day every day. It's like I'm a Muslim in Heaven.
This.

i went through this. the meme died in under a month because the engineers refused to do it and told the poor lad with good intentions to fuck off with his bullshit.
i imagine it must've been a blow for the management types who can't slip a meme word into a conversation like "oh, did you know we use the latest """technologies""" like agile" and leaves the second one thinking "what the fuck is this ad chile thing i keep hearing about?" and the next thing you know another company goes """agile""" lmao

Maladėts post'as

maladėc*
mes ne estai

Can I get a chance to win the lottery the same time as the doc was touching my nuts and bolts

>my nuts and bolts
you know robots are not allowed to post on this site right

Vladivostok

Dude, nothings gonna matter when you die. You will probably going to be reborn into an equally shitty(or worse) life though.

>reborn
Retard

unironically programming right now

what are you programming?

Gayboi haha

>lithuania and latvia become one state
>both languages become state languages, like in belgium or switzerland, both start being taught at school
>evangelical lutheranism becomes new state religion
>Riga becomes capital (we all know that Riga is a better city than Vilnius)
>all those pesky minorities (russians in latvia and poles in lithuania) get shipped back to their respective countries
>the new united baltic country buys an island from estonia, and then pushes towards full membership in Nordic Council

what do you think?

trying to prove that isn't homosexual but it it seems impossible

noice :DD

iv had a break for 8 years, tried to watch some stuff last year and could not even finish an episode.

Guess my childish ability to plaster myself to the shoes of the MC is just gone.

>play league of legends for the first time in two months
>first game two people tell me to kill myself and slit my throad
god i missed this community

Keyboard monkey faggot lmao

>play league of legends
stopped reading right there

haha yes, those stupid LoL players
hots masterrace here

I get mad dosh which allow me to blaze everyday and go on vacations to fuck bitches, while you masturbate to chinks cartoons.

He wanted our project manager and me to do more work for free. She got offended and just walked away and I said I have no time (I literally don't).
The implication, from my understanding, was that either she or me must determine when the bunch of tasks is ready for deployment and order to deploy it by the end of the week despite it still being half-baked shit. That's what agile is, right? But who needs an early delivery of a fucking landing if the manager won't be able to order ads for it? Not only I as a QA guy can't run between two teams and "synchronize" the dev process with them, mainly with their QA, the shit he wants us to release won't pass any code review.

It would be a mess is he'd convince IT head to roll like this.

Are you seriously don't believe in reincarnation?
It's ok ,though, I have also been a fedora when I was 16, but when you research this kind of shit a lot of things in life start to make sense.

Does anyone know where to buy balaclava? Asking for a friend.

Pyccкиe ecть?

hurray

>research reincarnation
mm mm

How can I make eesti my gf?

>not bf

>research
Like what?

there is a way to make people happy. provide them with a quick mockup ui and just leave all the functional bits hanging. but as you understand its still a load of halfbaked shit lol

how do I Chloe mode

eesti is gril

fuck /balt/

thanks

wtf

Suomi no >.

Greatest ally, WHY? :^(

youtu.be/tAAAbwEtZRo
me at the gym tbx

you chose the auslards over us

but srsly will eesti be my gf??

Ime mu väntvőlli paks neeger

Salam aleikum, lads.

post your rarest memes

And that would end up as Czechoslovakia

This was all a meme

WTF

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wyhFbchJRp4

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i think anschluss would be faster

ooh then Finland can anschluss Estland!

I wish I could OD and stop watching it

No I already have a boyfriend :3

Estonia is our clay too

don't be greedy

can you introduce me to a single friend? :333

Noooooooo, Amerikun help! Poland trying to rape me again -.-

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its truth Latvia,Estonia didnt exist before ww1 meme countries that are Lithunian and Polish

Latvia is single but she is kinda ugly and boring

I'll sell clay from my grandfather's farm in exchange for gf

hmm I bet you could sell that farm and then find some gold digger easily
but I wouldn't recommend it

Gold digger is better than my hand 2bh

Don't forget she sold her body to commie riflemen.

i will suck your dick if you will sponsor my neeting

i think i'll pass but thank you for the offer

its not nice to lie on the internet

But it's trueee! You are not famous for anything and you are always so gray and bland

Riga is the prettiest city of the Baltics.

>not famous for anything
>gray and bland

lmao

Wow a river and some trees, truly magnificent. Is Latvia the only country in the world to have those?

XDD

>gray and bland
>posts colorful pictures

are you thick in the head?

Gay af tbqh

autism

Bravo, Lithuanian Taliban fighters

I laughed out of pity

A town like this would be impressive about 2000 years ago.

v0v

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A spectacular picture, depicting a traditional Latvian (German) town.

kurš ir tavs mīļākais ponijs??
allah akbar draugi
nāvi kafir

>police probably monitoring beta cucks to prevent them from joining isis
such is life in police state

they're in the wrong order.

I think Latvia is great. I like it better than Lithuania. Don't bully each other.

Remember to put the Finn in the Bin, lads!

NO

please post some lithu.. i mean polish castles

I think France is garbage but slightly better than the UK for what it's worth.

all Baltics are flat and therefore boring
but it's the boringness that brings solitude

sorry v0v

Burgundy > francoitte le crapoitte lelele honhonhon

There's not a single castle built by Poles in here and all of them were built prior union with Poland.

I agree on the population level, but French landscapes aren't garbage at all

Both French and Brits are disgusting beings, but French landscapes are top notch Britshits can't even compare.

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I don't see the difference

Latvia is weak and powerless country

Still better than Turkgaria :^)

Get your eyes checked, retard lmao

woah???

The only difference I see is that the guy is smiling
Incredibly weak and boring meme 2/10

right????!!!!!

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URAL
R
A
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“... Lithuanian nation must be saved, as it is the key to all the riddles - not only philology, but also in history - to solve the puzzle.”
― Immanuel Kant

What did he mean by this?

That's right next to Georgia though, Georgians are terrible people

uncalled for???

he meant to say that we are the chosen ones

why are Baltic women qt but the men look like inbred Slavs?

having a mid life crisis, what do?

Lithuanian men are unironically hot, I'm saying this as a foreigner
The thing with pics like this that only inbred loosers would consider joining a folkloristic dance group

France influence

yeah just look at this inbred slav

hmmm who are you? and why are you here?

>Lithuanian men are unironically hot
Kinda gay.

Because most men don't care about their looks and don't dress or style their hair like evidenced by your pic and you associate this hairstyle with slavs. Hence why nu-males and other faggotry is so rampant in your land.

Where are you from?

My dad works at one of the embassies here. I came with him and I'm enrolled at one of your universities.

which country are you from?

this or that poster is a girl

I have both Polish and German citizenship, since I'm a disgusting racemixed baby, my specific birthplace is Germany though.

REMOVE HIS FACE FROM THIS PLACE PLZ

Not only a Pole, but also a German
Disgusting

JUSTs

>I'm a disgusting racemixed baby
self hating
why do people do this
btw are you a girl?

>Cred Forums
>girls
no

Lithuanian men? Really? I thought the best looking of the bunch would be Estonians

no you said all baltic men are inbred looking slavs

German genes

That's because Cred Forums spoonfed you memes of bravo Estonia and le hot Finnish (or Estonian) girls

Lithuanian people in general (both men and women) are quite tall, have light hair and eye colour, straight noses (opposite to slavic potato noses) and straight lips. So if you like the kind of nordic look they are attractive.

>best looking of the bunch would be Estonians
lmao
pic related, best looking and most perfect man in the entire Baltics, maybe even the world

>Because most men don't care about their looks and don't dress or style their hair like evidenced by your pic and you associate this hairstyle with slavs. Hence why nu-males and other faggotry is so rampant in your land.

more like geeks, nerds, gopniks don't care about looks other men kinda care I think

Bravo Estonia

;_;

>not playing in NHL and being Versace model

no shhhh

we are all inbred looking slavs because of a single picture

Icelads never die..

except that one
lmao

Yeah no, I don't believe Estonia has wifi in forests
Finnish women look terrible
I like all the Baltic people, who are Nordic without question

you take that back

Took 9mg of Bromazepam (benzo) 5 hours ago and still no effect

Something must be wrong

You should take a 9mm, faggot

I promise you, when all work is done. He will come back and spam and be all like stuff and shit you know.

i know who you are

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ok

do it

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ok guys if I can't have the entire country of Estonia, represented by eestiball, as my gf, do you think maybe I could have an individual eesti gril as my gf?

Sent ;)

Sent ; )

Sent ;)

what did you sent to me?
and when it should arrive at my place?

you will see once it arrives

ehh boring mate
I wanted to know instantly

>not eesti

that would spoil the surprise!

well I hope it is something special

LIETUVA

LATVIJA

IGAUNIJA

ATMOSTAS BALTIJA

hi.

quick question
how you should measure your dick
from the top of the penis or from the side of the penis?

yes

why are you writing wifi drivers m8?

for the lulz

from the side.

oh ok thanks mate

that is a good reason

p.s. bls come to USA instead of more chinks/poos :(((

no problem. now post the result :^)

>tfw educating people about latvia on Cred Forums
Just doing god's work.

Why are there so many prisoners in the Balts?

chinks/poos are 100x better than the nigerians and arabs europe is being flooded with. you guys don't even know how lucky you are.

15cm
so about average I guess

80% if our prison population is russian

life in prisons is better than outside

Average is 21 cm, I'm sorry about your micropenis user.

50% of criminals cross-country are not estonians.
in tallinn, the most criminal city here, about 30% of crimes are committed by estonians.

yeah. go figure.

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well, nigerians/arabs don't drive down engineering wages, but you do have a good point.

still, I would far prefer to have white europeans come here...like they did for 350 years before the (((Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965)))

I bet that I could beat every single one of you in a fistfight.

*shoots you*

nah

NO LATVIA WE HAVE ENOUGH POTATO FARMERS I AM TRYING TO GET WHITE SOFTWARE ENGINEERS

why would a white european even consider coming to the states these days? you're a lost cause and the wages vs. vacation and all them benefits are far better here.

USA still has the most white people of any country...we just need some help staying on top

wages/benefits are insanely good in software right now. I agree, most other fields are not going to be an improvement.

>americans
>white

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>the most white people of any country...
by sheer numbers maybe, but you do realize 99.9999% of our population is white right? the nonwhites being uni students who came to get a proper education and leave after their studies...

yes yes my mans and my womens. there is a new thing going on at:

HAIL SATAN!!!