/brit/

...

Do we have pain because we feel or feel because we have pain ;_;

*screeches*

You mean the ones I fucked it up with this weekend, when I snorted loads of coke to get over my social anxiety and proceeded to make a fool of myself?

Thanks for the reminder chum

JANNY'S ABOUT LADS WIND YOUR NECKS IN

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic janitor

I asked her out and she said no because she has a BF (whom I already knew of). So then I ignored her for a while and she got pissy. Not long after she invited me to her house and we fucked.

Women are strange.

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>the state of this runt

>be pretty good looking la
>attract tons of jailbait/young teens
>today
>waiting for bus like a true runt
>bunch of girls aged 14-18 ish
>all looking at me
>giggling and stuff
>leave a girl and move up the road
>she's looking at me
>her phone goes
>she's saying stuff like 'no, shut up, no I can't! etc'
>she's looking at the girls up the road when talking
>they're all laughing and shit
>obviously talking to them
>she puts phone down
>starts trying to talk to me
>make small talk because she's pretty young and I kind of look like a nonce
>she's maybe 16 I'm 25
>she's getting closer
>being kinda flirty
>tells me she's waiting for her dad
>FUCK
>try to distance myself
>keeps following me
>her HUGE AS FUCK, roid monkey, tattooed motherfucker pulls up in a white 320d M
>he sees how close she is to me and reads all the other body language signals
>jumps out of the car
>runs at me
>legit thought I was about to die
>starts going off on me
>calling me a nonce and how he should kick my arse
>try to explain
>girl is screaming
>everyone is looking
>they eventually leave
>have to wait another 20 minutes for bus while everything is looking at me

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strawpoll.me/11300807
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VITAL referendum on the future of /brit/

we haven't had an episode of karenposting for a while

really want to cuck someone tbqh

got the whole set of these when i was about 10

ever thought about hanging yourself mate?

>reddits come to a site founded for anime and think the weebs are the pakis
no reddit, you are the paki

retinas did not brush over a single pixel of this post

We're safe, right, lads?

Janny won't delete, will he?

vocaroo.com/i/s1g9N3hOEnSZ

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imagine your life going so wrong that you end up being a fan of anime

*leans back in my leather recliner and a runt scurries up to me, hands me my pipe, and kneels on the floor so I may use it as a footrest*
*puts my feet up and takes a relaxing puff*

Imagine....

There was Kingsman which was okay, and the Cornetto trilogy was good. Outside of that it's mostly old sitcoms

>b-but Cred Forums was d-designed for anime :'(

cracking up at you pathetic little weebs

>yank who says mate

>yank who says lads

creasing

janny

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answer it if you haven't already my friends

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Karen

>yank who posts in /brit/

>you are now thinking about that girl you regret asking out

hows it going lads

could you get a trip so I can filter you?

I am Mexican

Yes, hello

cooked mumsie dearest a korma for dinner lads :3

unbeknownst to her ive also poisoned it >:)

nope, I'm thinking about the one who I thought about asking out but I'm glad I didn't because turns out she had a bf

>.de
not even opening, let alone voting

what did he mean by this?

>brits who like anime

I will once you do

Fuck sake I collected all this data and not ONE single reply

Do you think my petition scared janny, lads?

Tequila!

post fucking machines

imagine living in northern ireland lads

literally needing massive walls to protect your minging estate from next door's minging estate because of some feeble little disagreement over which version of skyman is the right one

why the fuck did you remind me

>tfw she drunkenly confessed years later she was in love with you but she has a bf now

Post some good israeli music and qts

excuse me but karen would never use such language

>Little niggers (about 6 years old) throwing stones around and one of them scraped my car
>Go over to their house and tell their mother that they're misbehaving
>She doesn't give as hit and they keep doing it

Fucking hate niggers desu.
What should I do?
I can't call the police because I'll look like a faggot.
I can't beat them up because they're fucking 6.
I've already told them to stop.

What do I do lads?

normies...

global warming isn't real

0wned

she did mate it's from the anime

she gets really angry sometimes

anyone watching royal visit to Canada?

victoria is a nice city

oh yeah? what are you good at cooking then mate?

call the police you fuckwit

the anime nonce is janny lads, beware. he is borderline about to have an absolute meltdown

Opened a beer but I don't like it, anyone want it?

half woman half man

>normies...

strawpoll.me/11300925

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>grown men who like little girl cartoons

abominable

slowly started inserting a finger up the bum, kept taking it out to inspect. found the level at which i start getting a bit of poo on my finger and won't go any further

didn't get any sexual pleasure so i won't be doing that again

this happened to me once, the neighbours refused to acknowledge that their kids dented my car and i had no proof

it seems a bit harsh now but i killed their cat and threw it onto the train tracks behind our houses

never had a problem since

@65341097
Provided a thorough workout for the old synapses

threaten to call the police?

scare the shit out of them next time

what are they going to do, get their dad? hahahahaha

i do not remember her saying such things but i'll take your word for it

my apologies

imagine your life going so wrong and your ego shattered and fragile to such an extent that you end up fantasizing about a position of superiority over imaginary munchkin type creatures that are really just an inverted representation of the self

would commit suicide desu

I'm glad I've converted to piss jugs. They're so damn convenient.
Only hassles are finding a suitable receptacle late at night and disposing of the evidence so that Mum doesn't see.

Police calls:
>Homicide
>Kidnapping
>Grown man complaining about 6 year old children

Yeah.
Okay "lad".

invest in a large dog

The majority of posters in /brit/ support the sentiments in the Graun

literally nobody can prove pollution is affecting our climate and that this isn't just normal climate change

hmm

don't leave them too long lad

once forgot about one for 3 weeks and the smell made me throw up when I emptied it

haven't watched any anime except Akira and SEL even though I dled all the suggestions from here and r9k

just haven't found the right hook for most of them yet

the irish gf is cucking me again lads

I don't think that's how the police work

Better fucking be, lad. She also tells Shino to hang herself in this scene.

>climate change denialism

ah yes, another meme to add to the list of "can't tell if yanks really mean this"

hey this runts questioning his existence

someone shoot him before it spreads

Literally going to measure myself, not sure if i'm 6'2 or 6'3 haha

strawpoll.me/11300950
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what genre do you like lad

loads of anime that can suit your tastes

PICTURES PLEASE LAD

>comment is free
try again rorke

oh my
i think i should rewatch as my memory must be a bit off

>being over 5'8
OUT

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

hmm, it's say here ''/brit/ is an anime general''

yes yes *nods in agreement*

gonna rub one out lads

> gf is having a bad day due to literally nothing
ahh yes I am truly concerned, I love you very deeply, yes you are a good gf

*closes the messages app*
*puts phone under the duvet*
*puts a film on the 'puter*

you are an idiot.

>>>ipcc.ch

the gf lads

Is this the Guardian? What a bunch of sniveling cowards who need to stay away from my wife

One Punch Man, Attack on Titan, Naruto Shippuden, Space Dandy are all good pleb animes

no doubt some Cred Forums sperg will shit his nappy at this but it's true

also Evangelion is shit, avoid it

we don't talk about that scene user

what to do about the abnormie question?

my dad unironically uses piss jugs

>A quarter of /brit/ should be playing in the NBA
Yes Yes of course.

Victoria and Vancouver island are beautiful
my favorite part of the country alongside PEI and the Niagara region.

>ywn have a villa overlooking your vineyards in Niagara
>ywn live on PEI and ride your bike from your cozy house on the rolling green hills across the red sands to Charlottetown
>ywn be a bigfoot hunter in Vancouver hiking across the mountains and knowing the island off by heart.

*has a wank*
ah yes

>guardian constantly losing money
feels good

hmm yes

>One punch normie
>Attack on normies
>Naruto
>Space dandy

apply yourself

i don't have a favourite genre. i only do what is suggested to me from people I like so that I may fit in with them

it's dooping cold today lads

appalling way to refer to your mother lad

I'm unironically 6'5 and got asked all the time to play basketball at uni

but I'm fucking shite at basketball so I said no

*leaves an open copy of the guardian next to your wife*

no gf to go on holiday with
youtube.com/watch?v=6WXcqTwJfEQ

>/Brit/
christ

I can't aim
only sports I'm good at are the ones that don't require co-ordination like Rugby

>NBA
FOY

k-on

What film first made you wish you were an American?

>me
>clueless

ALL STAND

youtube.com/watch?v=Jo_-KoBiBG0

did he take that picture from the ceiling

knew it

>gf to go on holiday with
all I want to be desu

and money to go on holiday with

hmm
could have

girls und panzer

Ode to joy is a better anthem than god save the queen tbphwyf

*joins the European Union*

BC is comfiest place in world tbqhwyl

anyone here watch anime?

free movement of people desu lads

why rorkes think that terminating our relationship with the EU will lead to strong alliance with the USA when the USA was in the middle of a groundbreaking alliance with the EU right when we left

*stays sitting*

also what language is that?

if there is more girls und panzer posting i will watch it

They're talking about us, /brit/.

yeah, that a fooking problem?

the largest bouncy castle in the world is coming to london

anybody going

It's Latin you thick headed prune

>NBA

how the fuck does a brit even know what this is

youtube.com/watch?v=sqrSXISDNE0

gf at it again

maybe

I'm claiming ownership of these posts being their creative origin

obviously not

>Booked a holiday to italy with the gf
>dumps me a week before we go

man the Niagara escarpment looks so weird from the air

its like one long cliff going for miles

when will white men stop winning awards that belong to Beyoncé ???

want to be able to dunk a basketball though i'm only 5'11"

I'll be there as the bouncy castle is in fact my bollocks

...

My cock is so sore from all the wanking I've been doing of late

>bouncy castle
going away from you more like

I love anime desu senpai

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Wish I lived near Banff

My cock is so sore from all the boipussies it has been penetrating

Do you legitimately dislike yanks? Brits and aussies are hilarious so i just want to not be hated by you

Not everyone's as ignorant of other countries as Americans lad

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tfw we anchluss it and make it normie free zone

I'll come lad

What is your religion?
Or alternately if you are an atheist, which religion do you find the most agreeable?

It would be nice but just constant tourists would make you cry

>see I've got a reply
>scroll to find it
>fucking excited, can't stay still
>mfw it was just a yank

not the concept of you, but a lot of the ones I've met are proper melts

just muslims

yeah unironically don't want you here

i furking do pronounce the "r"

else id just be saying "am"

none and sikhism cos i want a sword and to be bro-tier

too many tourists
though a mate of mine works there on a ski resort and lives up in the mountains, he loves it.

Nope.

No they wouldn't.

No it's called banter

>

english ponces say ahhhm

no lol

>rhoticism
alri farmer palmer haha

this image is reallly weird for some reason but i can't put my finger on it

how do australians survive with poisonous spiders and venemous snakes all over the place

and emus too

>when people talk about the "sesh" and they're just referring to drinking

fucking plebs SHUT UP

Have you been there in the summer? I am guessing you have.

Ahhhhhhhm

Yanks out

should i get this in poster form for my room|?

brown rice is on lads, will be eating a delicious meal in 30 minutes time

everyone knows the chicago bulls and jordan at least

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Wish I'd picked up a sport and an instrument in primary school.

Thoughts on Sargon of Akkad?

I think his videos are great.

Important gentlemen.

I am a girl.
Pic related.

Proof: vocaroo.com/i/s0P9QzcoiK07

Remember lads, the sesh never dies

Why do aussies on here pretend to hate yanks so much?

The sentiment exists in the UK, but in my experience in real life australia that sentiment is not there at all

Are they just trying to fit in with you guys?

>taking drugs makes me cooler and more of a lad than people who just drink

you should get this instead

ah yes
youtube cults
very good

fucking mongrel

I like yanks at an individual level, don't think you should be allowed your own country however

English people don't speak English properly

whenever you see indians doing something there always seems to be other indians watching them

>d
Need a daily dose if i am honest

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37466235

but i thought only white people can be racist

good suggestion

gives the actual Sargon a bad name

Went on that channel's videos that have fuck all views and disliked them

call you a newtwat for forgetting the image

statist hypocrite who's videos are just narrating videos of literally who and saying extremely common opinions

I don't like anyone, I just fake it

Not correct.

ANYONE HERE WATCH ANIME???

>pakis

>statist
ling my ao

ah yes, the so-called alt-right or aight as i like to call them . very impressive.

you're walking down a dark alleyway when this beast appears from the shadows and says she'll suck you off for a tenner

what do?

ok sorry

no

I spent 3 months in your cunt and there's no question that yanks are far more friendly than the miserable english

why do you feel the need to pretend to be superior by calling other people "runts "

don't you know no one falls for it

What did he actually say?

>Terry Jones diagnosed with dementia
>as a result, he is no longer able to give interviews

Ask for the ten quid first

>live 3 hours from banff
>on the bc side, up in the mountains

UK is good, but you guys got cucked for topography

negotiate, no one approaches people with the best offer they will give.

bit mental
wish Michigan was all underwater

haggle it down to 6.50

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Take the tenner and let her suck me off.

*puts my feet up on your back*
aaaahhhhh

martha, can you fetch the muzzle please?

I was diagnosed with dementia.
Or was I?
Can't remember.

need apple out of business

>typical english lass

Nah thanks I'll keep my scottish gf thanks

Go away ::(

youtube.com/watch?v=Qo2b531x4H4

Need canada wiped off the map

i used to be a werewolf but im alright noWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this place isn't very welcoming of your weeaboo kind
leave now

extremely vague title

>get 28 paid holiday days a year

why the fuck do they allow me to fuck off for an entire month out of 12 every year and still pay me that's mental. thought it was only normal to get 2weeks holiday a year

Seriously thinking about becoming a leaf.

Life is just better there

Prove me wrong

such a babe

fucking hell lad I've been depressed for a week and that made me crease
excellent post

really

who eats just uncooked asparagus or raw kale?
bit unfair
no one would hand you a bowl full of raw chickpeas and say it was middle eastern cuisine.

>not just taking an afternoon/morning off every week

OH FUCK OFF ANIME NIGGERS

Wish I lived in yankland/canada

FUCk it costs like £900 just for a flight to the western side of the continent

if you're under 35 I think you can come and live on a 2 year visa

too many australians though

how retarded

>paid holidays
>any holidays at all

whats a fupa

I get 28 paid holiday weeks a year

Do people ever eat alone in restaurants/grills?

Is that seen as strange?

yes
exit the thread right now or i will exit you from life

Would unironically let a british guy on here bum me

why would there be oil in the tea

makes sense no youre right it most certainly does NOT

its unironically way cheaper to drive across than fly.

Yes there were bloody aussies working everywhere

the video was probable made by a fucking wog who is too stupid to even try to make any "white people foo" whatever the fuck that is

Canada is weird.

They're like Americans, but they're generally nicer/drunker.
Then there's the french ones who are like the Welsh and pretend to not speak English.
Also it snows a lot because it's secretly Russia

I moved here from Italy when I was 10 and its funny how quickly I realised Italy was a 3rd world country.

I get 35 lad but don't get bank holidays off

>BBC bosses want more journalists from ethnic minorities to present the news in a bid for bigger viewing figures.

>A leaked email from the editor of Look North Yorkshire to staff reveals a new target for the number of BAME (black, Asian, ethnic minority) has been imposed. Senior managers want news programmes to better reflect the region's population.

>The email, sent by editor Tim Smith, reads: 'As you know, one of Look North's objectives is to reach people from BAME (black, Asian, ethnic minority) communities who don't watch Look North as much.

business idea: credit card fraud

Sounds pretty shit desu

think it's fine tbqh more so at lunch though, havent really done it unless i'm abroad alone though.

yeah canada is amazing.

>british guy on here
100% of people ITT look like this

Quebec is such a shithole, Montreal is fucking wank Tbh

The canada is nice meme is really off desu. I love canada, but canadians are much snobbier in general.

The nice ones are the ones that live in isolated rural areas, but you hardly see them

>mum talking to lady from england
>she moved here
>married and bought a house in the suburbs
>parents back in england helped her out with some money
>come to visit
>see she has house with 3 bathrooms and a big yard
>furious at her for taking money
>think she must be rich to live like the middle class middle class

wait until you're there 10-20 years.
nearly 50 days off plus flexi time means you basically hardly have to work.

funny taking phone calls for people in their 50s like 70% of the time it's 'sorry they're not here right now' and the caller gets so mad

including you?

What, so 90% of news presenters should be white?

wheres his jaw?

that's a very runt opinion, but flights are a lot cheaper than that...

LGW -> LAX is £375 in mid-october

Just like Wales.

pottery.

business idea: market something towards children with increased advertisements around christmas

Just tested my vertical leap in the garden

Height is 182cm
Standing reach is 230cm
Jumping reach is a dismal 279cm

So I'm 25cm away from even touching the rim of the hoop

Is ANYONE handsome on here? Wish I could see some faces

>tfw you're not BAME

good luck removing me from your bin

maybe because big loud yanks come up here and generally make fools of themselves then don't realise they're being made fun of until they get back home.

cuckada is even more of a liberal shithole than the uk, why would anyone want to go there

yes

>Just tested my vertical leap in the garden

Not me, I'm still a virgin and I'm 28

LA is a shithole

Vancouver/Seattle and thereabouts where theres nice nature costs about £700-£800 to fly mid-October

ed and jordy are good looking lads

I've been several times and it's lovely.

Though I have friends there so I suppose that helps.

rorke.

>cuckada is even more of a liberal shithole than the uk, why would anyone want to go there

>Life is just better there
it isn't
the land is nice but it sucks generally and people just pave over all the nice bits of land anyways to build more runtboxes.

>cuckada is even more of a liberal shithole than the uk, why would anyone want to go there

Canadians are basically the same as yanks. You honestly cant tell which is which if you put them in a room

>actually playing monkeyhoop

Who /theChase/ here?

worldwide.vote/hillary-vs-trump/#/

>cuckada is even more of a liberal shithole than the uk, why would anyone want to go there

i find americans just as nice
but maybe because they think i'm american when i'm there

we don't want to be nice to minorities
but it would be racist if we were just mean to them
so in cities we are really reserved

approaching the bump limit lads

its not that bad, you lot have it worse
everyone is too bitter and apathetic here to get in a fuss over that sort of stuff.

Never played it, just want to know how difficult it would be for me to dunk should the occasion arise.

£458 to Seattle
£302 to Vancouver

matrix.itasoftware.com/

now piss off.

hmm

>

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your PM seems like reddit incarnate tbqh

Regret getting into football to be honest, such an easy way to fuck up your weekend, especially if you're alone

>>actually playing monkeyhoop

nonce

good post tbf

new

says everyone who hasn't given a shit since the election last year
he's done jack shit so far.

Tbqh with you mate. If you lived 9 months of the year in rain and cold you'd hate it too

Plus not wanting to get shot

howling

peng tings on my whatsapp and my iphone too

janny strikes again

*tips something over*

new

Back then:

>alri, mate. have you got the time please?
>yeah, it's quarter to ten, fella.
>cheers. might just get to the chippy in time before it shuts. warm night tonight
>it is, yeah. a bit unusual for this time of year
>i won't complain, mate. i prefer it to the snow and cold.
>i don't mind the snow, especially at christmas. little daughter loves it
>aye, i'm getting on now, that weather doesn't agree with me bones
>haha. i guess i've got that to look forward to
>yep no fun getting old. anyway cheers, lad. take care
>you too, fella. bye

Now:

>ere bruv
>sorry?
>i said ere as in COME HERE. like NOW
>how can i help you?
>giz ur fone. hand it ova
>i haven't got my phone on me
>hand it ova or i fuckin cut u, innit
>i haven't got it on me. i've just popped out for 10 minutes to pick up some nappies and formula for my baby daughter
>u a fuckin fagit whiteboi? haha
>i-i-i haven... fuck! you've stabbed me, what the fu... arghhh
>tyrone, chek 'is fuckin pockets
>i-i-i have... i-i-i don... arggh
>he ain't got owt, jamal. just dis twenny
>i-i-i need tha...
>where's ur fuckin phone? where's ur fucking cards? bank cards whiteboi
>i-i-i only have that n-note. i said i...
>i told u i fuckin cut u
>please, i have a baby daught... no... arghh
>fuckin fagit whiteboi. fuckin lyin 2 me. u know who i fuckin am?
>p-p-please
>tyrone let's split. dis fucking fagit is dun
>p-p-please, i'm bleedi... ugggh... p-p-p...

Yeah, not sure I agree with this multiculturalism lark. But at least the lefties feel better about themselves and their white guilt complex.

new

Each way?

fuck off janny

what's wrong lad, you wanna talk about it mate?