/brit/

Back then:

>alri, mate. have you got the time please?
>yeah, it's quarter to ten, fella.
>cheers. might just get to the chippy in time before it shuts. warm night tonight
>it is, yeah. a bit unusual for this time of year
>i won't complain, mate. i prefer it to the snow and cold.
>i don't mind the snow, especially at christmas. little daughter loves it
>aye, i'm getting on now, that weather doesn't agree with me bones
>haha. i guess i've got that to look forward to
>yep no fun getting old. anyway cheers, lad. take care
>you too, fella. bye

Now:

>ere bruv
>sorry?
>i said ere as in COME HERE. like NOW
>how can i help you?
>giz ur fone. hand it ova
>i haven't got my phone on me
>hand it ova or i fuckin cut u, innit
>i haven't got it on me. i've just popped out for 10 minutes to pick up some nappies and formula for my baby daughter
>u a fuckin fagit whiteboi? haha
>i-i-i haven... fuck! you've stabbed me, what the fu... arghhh
>tyrone, chek 'is fuckin pockets
>i-i-i have... i-i-i don... arggh
>he ain't got owt, jamal. just dis twenny
>i-i-i need tha...
>where's ur fuckin phone? where's ur fucking cards? bank cards whiteboi
>i-i-i only have that n-note. i said i...
>i told u i fuckin cut u
>please, i have a baby daught... no... arghh
>fuckin fagit whiteboi. fuckin lyin 2 me. u know who i fuckin am?
>p-p-please
>tyrone let's split. dis fucking fagit is dun
>p-p-please, i'm bleedi... ugggh... p-p-p...

Yeah, not sure I agree with this multiculturalism lark. But at least the lefties feel better about themselves and their white guilt complex.

>actually deleting threads you don't like

good job you useless cretin

You are forced to move to the US but get to choose which region/city to live in.

What do you choose?

Can't wait until that guy "Banter" starts posting again. He lives up to his name! Banter!

mary

shan't be reading this

reading some japanese comic books

>guns
>private provision of healthcare
>no public transport
don't believe the memes you mad twat

glass of milk please

k-on?

worldwide.vote/hillary-vs-trump/#/

worldwide.vote/hillary-vs-trump/#/

worldwide.vote/hillary-vs-trump/#/

new england

americans don't sound like this, maybe in minnesota which is canadian clay

youtu.be/Pd5lW-Ovcb4

>I'm not a stupid yank, I am a britfag who drives with outdated transmission and eats shitty "food"

Nevada

My sister wants to move to the UK, can you give me some information on Pakistani rapists etc so I can show her she will be attacked if she goes?

seattle or boston

Texas

The female known as my gf youtu.be/CtCgMZfwa28

VERMONT
T

fuck off back to /yank/ please

You cant get private health at all in the UK?

Only been to New York state but was pretty nice

Probably Oregon or Washington desu lad

>Donald Trump asks Gennifer Flowers to US presidential debate against Hillary Clinton

Fucking based

is there anything runtier than driving?

Wherever is whitest.

youtube.com/watch?v=7UPfFKiDWlY

raaah

might give that a go
what's it like?

you can but it's pretty rare

Telluride CO

not driving

moderating an anime image board for no compensation

Lads I have a genuine opportunity to move to America relatively easy as I'm marrying a Yank.

I'm not sure whether to move there or whether she moves here. She's from Commiefornia.

Only things preventing me from going are the cost of living and having to pay for healthcare

Lol yes you can

Want to drown

No it isn't you little baby

you spent long time making up a story that no one is going to read. delete and recant.

riding the bus/biking

i think it is good

alri ophelia

>Wherever is whitest

Don't go, California is part of China-Mexico.

knew it would be yank replying
no one cares about your flyover shithole that requires a car just to buy milk

>abandoning your homeland
fuck off runt

>Saudi Arabia
>Clinton: 56%

I think cost of living is generally cheaper in the US?

Healthcare costs a shitload though, just don't get sick or injured

>baby
no need for that language sunshine

less than 8% of people have private insurance

Mate do it. Dont think you'd regret it. Plus look at housing costs here. Plus if you get really ill just come back here

New Orleans, went there and enjoyed it.

it's pasta

*spots fizzy drinks*
Do me a favour and get in the bin. I'm off to browse the 'chon, peace.

Why would I want to live around non-whites?

*drives to your country and runs you over*

Do it, go for one of the north west states

looks like it's just mixer 2bh

>le polish rorke
ah yes
third worlders having third world beliefs
the world keeps on spinning

cuckada is even more of a liberal shithole than the uk, why would anyone want to go there

>Why would I want to live around non-whites?

another thing to bare in mind is that you will get FOYposted

Getting my daily dose of black centric yank media lads

pretty good

bad

bad

exceptional posts

Great city, dunno if id live there though

>girl starts talking to me

Was in New York and met this British guy who's been living there for 10 years.

He brings up owning guns

"Yes we have guns. Assault rifles, bolt action rifle, pistols, revolvers, shotguns"

>

Canada

This intro is possibly the best thing I've heard in my life

soundcloud.com/parrot-jungle-95/ive-got-a-crush-on-you

Its 50% here because we get incentives and the quality is better

Honestly the superior system

>there are runts in this thread who would unironically live in yankland
howling

why would you though? its awful without exception.
the best you can do is get used to it and delude yourself into some sort of ease.

good lad here putting his pineal before all

fuck a PO
fuck a piss test

>giving "your man" all those (You)s

Drastic

Where are you from?

>having to pay for healthcare

Mate, if you have a full time job they pay for your healthcare. Do people not know this?

new york doesn't have any guns

>beliefs

third eye pulverised
pinneal gland retracted

>two tier healthcare with shitty second rate public healthcare
ah yes, very good

*goes to Poland*

*gets beat up for speaking English for MUH WESTERN BETRAYAL*

Retard

Every single job?

>Match with a 5/10 chink on Tinder
>Only 1 picture and no instagram
>Messages immediately and I think she's a robot before she talks about going to library and I say it sounds boring
>Still not sure if I'm wasting my time talking to a catfish

drank about 15 beers haha

will try and beat this record tomorrow and the next day until I die

Chicago, north side though so like no black people

they have less than we do
yet WAY more gun crime lol

What anime should I watch lads?

VERY important poll

strawpoll.me/11301349

strawpoll.me/11301349

strawpoll.me/11301349

Ah yes because the tourist capital of America can't have tourists

He was from Florida

thanks, not listened to that in a while

wtf i love guns now

got called a "fucking nigger" in greggs

new york =/= NYC

Danny's Order

New York City or state? I thought it was mostly rural beyond a few big cities.

girls und panzer

Anyone seen my lighter

Big fat zoot in my mouth but nothing to spark it with

k-on

Its still good because we aren't fucking retarded here and have sensible legislators (when it comes to medicare)

like runts to a flame

I went to Dallas for a bit. Never again, most boring place I've ever visited.

Retard

>8 to 1
howling

Edinburgh > Belfast > London >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cardiff

>Anyone seen my lighter

>Big fat zoot in my mouth but nothing to spark it with

No

oh

*hits the top of your beer bottle with the bottom of mine*

>Act retarded
>"Hahaha tricked you into politely correcting me >:D"

got called a "jeune homme" in carrefour market

your doctors are banned from whistleblowing on unacceptable standards of public healthcare

so yes, i'm sure it seems good

>Belfast
get tae fuck

>tfw living in a state with a big expensive city in it
>tfw living in the UK would be no different

Gotta take a wizz test to my PO
I know I failed cuz I done smoked major weed bro

went out with a polish girl for a while but we broke up before taking a trip there, probably a good thing because they'd probably kill me for being british and stealing their women

>when the f.lux kicks in

Why?

Never heard of a full time job that doesn't cover your healthcare

Other way round mate

got called a classist in uni because I said Nolan makes films so that stupid people can feel smart

wanking or as i call it sex

I only have one friend left lol

Back into work tomorrow.

shut up

lucozade sport please, raspberry if you've got it

*makes you a hotdog*

fuck off Cred Forums

me and the lads just did this haha

youtube.com/watch?v=vC1m0X0oCE8

I've never had any friends haha

>the word "Woman" comes from the Old French word "Wêmégner" (baking) which comes from Latin "Vulmaernia" (to cook)

kek

what a stupid fuck holding the hotdog

*beer bottle slips out of my hand and on the pavement making a spark*
*watch in horror as the spark reaches a nearby fuel puddle*
*fuel station blows up*
*song starts playing*

youtube.com/watch?v=jrDgju4zfKk&list=PL449D3FDDE7C31CE1&index=29

it actually happened though
the girl that said it is an apex runt

>it's a 10 posts per minute episode
ahhh, yes
creeping up to peak /brit/ hours

I love this cute little fella

reminder that Plato is the only philo author you should read
everything else isn't necessary

how easy is life if you're attractive

Same here haha

What nonsense. Also you don't have to be a billionaire to afford private health.

If 50% of the country doesn't have it and 50% does and we rank in the top 5 - 10 in the world and rising (as the NHS slips in rankings due to wait list stress caused by poles and pakis) then it must be good.

>yanks
LMAO WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING FAT FREAKS

>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.

For FUCK SAKES i cannot even post google maps

this isn't true just fyi

Povvo

yeh but does every job provide healthcare for any condition and length of treatment time?

what, in case some slightly warm cheese gets on his hands? do me a favour

fuck off eidolon

>being this mad

this guy looks like he has crippling anxiety and is compensating by lifting
I mean his body is great but he has a nerd face

>tfw fucking starving and there's no food in the house

God help me.

*posts smap*

That's a big lie

tl;dr tfw muzzies and pakis ruin everything

She's really cute :c

im dying of laughter why is this so funny

he seems a bit of a knob irl tho

saying that doubt it takes that much away overall

*helps you*

if you can't fast for at least two days you're a runt

t. expert on runtishness

>No girl will ever check you out on the sly and get embarrassed when caught

salut bogoss :s

fuck off you dumb dude weed lmao liberal gay pride faggot shit

>when you come across the social media accounts of people you used to know

haha lads haha i want to kill myself

i need to invade and singlehandedly conquer a foreign country or cure aids or something anything not to be so pathetic

Imagine using the NHS wew

Enjoy your MRSA

Still infinitely better than putting ketchup on it.
>t. Chicago

/starvstheforcesofevil/ tbqh lads

Not an argument you runt. Now put on your dunce cap and sit in the corner

mum still hasn't served up the roast lamb

actually going to chin her when she calls me

b-bonsoir

ITS GONNA GET A LITTLE WEIRD

jo DASE ar ye fi

need a cheesedog in my life

Ah yes more tumblr cartoon crap

>dude
>faggot
FOY

Same 2bh.

*wets a ball of toilet paper and throws it into the stall you're shitting in*
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay dickhead

>go into public toilet
>piss on the walls
>shit in the lid
>rub soap on the handles

...

girls und panzer

looooooool you rascal

Hilarious when a little povvo baby puffs his chest out like this

Would turn your jaw to dust within a second

made diner

stay safe Kanye

If you don't include leafs and yanks, JFs are some of the best posters in /brit/

what neighborhood?

>crap

FOY

*goes into the toilets and pulls on the back of your bag as you piss in the urinal*

waheeeyyyyyy

Windy Tales

diner?

its like a culmination of everything I hate

Rate my facey b lads

fb.com/MartinFrancisNolan?fref=nf

>diner
FOY

American cartoons > Japanese cartoons if I'm being completely honest

Was born and raised to age 7 in Hyde Park, then moved up to Lincoln Square (Lawrence/Damen roughly), and moved back down to Hyde Park for College.

Both are for children

Grow up

bad post

>Work in 12 hours

if you're going to bait at least use something better than that fucking shite

literally have a mate who's autistic and that's all he watches

710?

what the fuck happened to CN

naw

what are you on about?

>he hates Kanye West
>he doesn't realise what a genius he is

pleb

there is not as much hatred and love in this world as there is indifference

friend at school got whiplash because he was running for the bus and some chav grabbed his bag haha

Drank that beer anyway.

I have no idea why this bollocks is popular, I watched a bit recently and it was the most boring pile of wank I'd ever seen.

*waits for you to go to the toilet*
*empties your backpack*
*turns it inside out and puts all your things back in it and zips it up*

Oxford was nice. Spent a year there. Most country brits I've met were super nice and hospital, especially down in Seaford.

If politeness is to be considered British culture, then hail Britannica.

I dont know shit about any of the suburbs outside of the bullshit transplant ones (lakeview lincoln park)

How is lincoln square? Might get a job in Evanston and would consider moving there since I dont want to completely move out of chicago

could quite literally sneeze on you and put you on your arse

where in britain can i find a cute girl who has actually watched and appreciated anime (preferably not a weeaboo a.k.a. not an obsessive)

>Runt something that is incorrect
>Has their idiocy pointed out
>Grasping at straws
Clearly nothing but dust in the brain department for you senpai

*turns off the lights while you're taking a shit in the stalls*

would rather have 20 anime runts than 1 SU runt
and since im the one who governs things around here (not janny)...

degen

Pffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttt'd so hard that saliva went all over the room

I like The Simpsons and South Park, but I haven't watched enough of other American animation or Anime to judge.

Can't actually believe there are people my age and older who watch cartoons made for children regardless of where they came from. Like, kids are idiots and the media made for them reflects this. Are you an idiot?

another one was these 2 guys in one of my classes had the exact same bag so my friend and I would always swap them around

Nice originality there yankyboys.

Please pay reparations for Dresden.

this desu
American cartoons are for whites and Japanese cartoons are for non whites (Asians)

>implying The Amazing World of Gumball isn't the greatest cartoon that Cartoon Network has ever produced

So my parents came home from their 8 month business trip/holiday and I found out that we're moving to Durham as its close to their work.

Don't really know anything about the place and gonna lose everything here...

...

...

*holds my finger up to the tap and sprays water onto you*

...

futurama
simpsons (2-9)
american dad
gravity falls
rick and morty
south park
archer

why are yanks so good at cartoons lads

*Passes you some hayfever medication*

I don't hate him or his music but he's not really a genius, he's just aware of what goes on in the underground then basically cops it.

honestly I've lots most of my respect for him due to his actions lately basically confirming that he's a shallow mong

*my poo misses the loo*

school i used to work at had loads

what's wrong with durham?

nails are too long and there's matter under them
black, putrid
reckon i might have reached somewhere i can't turn back from

Just picked up the latest issue lads

But you're an adult with a job so you can stay put duh

youtube.com/watch?v=OiTuA8FMaME

Are John

Poo in loo lmao

*goes in the bogs*
*sees one locked door on the cubicle*
*stands on the next toilet over and looks over the wall at you having a poo*
waahhheeeyyyyyyy user's doing a poo!
*takes a photo on my Motorola Razr*
waheeyyyyy

I don't know, that's why I'm asking here.

Might just get my own place, got some money saved and my parents are pretty well off so might just stay here.

there are a couple durham lads in here

Lincoln Square is within the city limits, tbqh. But yeah, it's pretty comfy but has gentrified considerably in the 13 years I've lived there. What's your price range, 2bh?

does this mean i have your permission to post?

There are 1.2 billion abortions worldwide every year

There are anime nonces in this thread who call people pakis for not watching Asian cartoons

Quite bewildering I must say

b8 with the m8

*mutilates my infant son's genitals because mine were*

ahhh, yes

>what's wrong with durham?

howling

the teeth girl

feeling like shit. fucked my best mates gf last night

This sounds false

yeah but only 20 of you can post, im keeping track

Kek
Give it a nice blurred background and it'll be 10/10

*RECORD SKIP*

*FREEZE FRAME*

So, I bet you're wondering how I got into this mess, huh? One minute you're just an ordinary guy going about his ordinary life, the next you're walking towards a camera in your own kitchen. Let's go back a bit

*CUTS BACK TO BABY CRAWLING TOWARD CAMERA*

Hey, not that far!

*CUTS FORWARD TO MAN LOOKING AT SUITS IN DEBENHAMS*

Ah, much better! You see, it all began when...

me second in line

>trick janny with one simply trick
>2 tricks
>simply

dear oh dear

>shit
>quality
>shit
>shit
>reddit
>shit
>don't know but probably shit
terrible post

Maybe just sheer mass of the population and economy; we have also turned out such shit as Family Guy.

*gathers bundles of toilet roll*
*runs it under the tap*
*throws it up onto the ceiling*

no

youtu.be/r1YSEDT-ZPc

>what's wrong with durham?

green text pls

You didn't attend a PUBLIC school did you?

Pathetic.

Is that Mosley

$1000-$1200 a month

dressed up as my gf and had gay sex with my best mate

Kanye is the worst rapper in existence

Was she fit?

thank you

i told you to leave didn't i?

>public school
FOB

what exactly is this referencing?

>what's wrong with durham?

yuruyuri

South park is the GOAT lads watched every single one

>Sargon used my artwork for his latest video

:))))))))))))

>(2.13 MB, 2400x2910)
Shan't be opening this

does that count as cuckolding yourself

*tries to piss out the window above the urinal*
*piss goes out the window and lands on a passing girl*
weeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Anyone got last months issue?

*Gives you Reddit gold*

t. 14 year old

*does a poo in the urinal*

dressed up as my gf and she dressed up as me and we had sex

>cucknadian talking about cuckolding
AH YES

What's this from, please?

I hope its something good.

but WHAT'S the DEAL with Durham?

*audience laughter*

I mean, it's just like York RIGHT?

*more laughter*

Right then, this is it lads. I'm going to stop drinking, start eating healthy and start going to the gym.

I mean it this time. Time to stop being a fat shit.

How do I go to freshers events if i dont know anybody?

Doxxed

(((Sargon)))

>Nothing about banning anime
Skip

snap

feeling very unwell lads
think this might be fresher's flu

bom badda bap buh bap buh bow

du-nuh-nuh-na

*walks into the bathroom*
*notices the spastic has pulled his pants all the way down to piss*
*calls out to the lads*

good lad

*calls you and asks if you want to get pizza tonight*

How do you not know anybody

built a house up on that arse thats and arsestate

rasheed

With a sense of intense anxiety

Cred Forums is an anime website

in bruges is on youtube youtube.com/watch?v=V-W2dknMgs4

the requested gf

Professional runt killer here.

new

currently drinking peach flavoured cider, its good desu

What is your opinion on him spamming interracial porn all over his Twitter in order to 'scare off the alt-right' ?

just fucked my best mate's gf lads

*jams a butter knife through the roof of your mouth*

>not even replying
Why do so many nerds do this?

There's 500+ people in my classes and I'm a sperg. I barely see the same people more than once a week.

*Bends the lad with his trousers down over a stall*
*Take turns fucking him up the arse without lube*
Haha, that showed the bender

his meltdown was nothing short of hilarious. he's a good guy though.

What sort of runt third world school did you attend hmm?

What was you ATAR? 6?

We used to always slap their bums if people did this

How about that Corbyn though>

>mfw when I voted Labour and left because your elections don't concern me yet I had a vote as a temporary resident

>> MFW I actually started to care about ya'll so I voted Labour

They shouldn't, commie bastards took over this country.

!

waste

Gay

like this?

loo?

Good job

You might get a lower-middle-end apartment here. I'd say it's worth it, but certainly keep on looking as you feel.

>if I'm being completely retarded

>You didn't attend a PUBLIC school did you?

>Pathetic.

>he's going to do this until the thread 404s

It's is a Cred Forums meme referencing that movie trope, he did it wrong tho