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cheesedog
REEEE RAN OUT OF MIXER FOR MY VODKA
time to use tap water
american cartoons
desperate dan could beat bananaman in a fight
niggers
British heroes
...
what do yanks call tap water?
faucet water?
Did little Janny go night-night?
take your top off mate
Reposting without my spelling mistakes
anne
pineal gland calcifying fluid
*turns the light off and slams the door shut as I leave the bathroom while you're still shitting*
Asuka.
subscribed
plymouth
Think they just call it liquid lead
coke-a-cola
those edges on /brit/ monthly are making my head hurt
What anime should I watch lads?
used to do this to my parents all the time when I was a kid hahahahahaha absolutely mental
That's a good one
good image lad.
what could you possibly have spelt wrong?
*runs off with your clothes while you're getting changed and throws them into the girl's change room*
Giz a peak inside lad, don't got no 90p on me
Neck yourself
girls und panzer
breaking up with the tulpa gf
Dominion Tank Police
Any new memes?
coming down from adderall
*pulls down your trunks in front of the girls at the pool*
It's "turnt" not "turned"
>anime
fuck off nonce
one of our PE teachers used to come and watch you get changed if you didn't get changed in time
girl actually said Netflix And Chill to me
>spelt
Spelled
FOY
Do you want me to change them for you?
This is not a library
>Neck yourself
feeling pretty turned lads
jungle is massive
Just got some nice numbers with my post after the new got posted
i once accidentally walked into the girls shower room and saw some nakedness
was a bit embarrassed
nah its fine my head hurts anyway
(hungover looooool)
*twists up my towel and whips your bare thighs with it*
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>the word "Woman" comes from the Old French word "Wêmégner" (baking) which comes from Latin "Vulmaernia" (to cook)
did you take her up on the offer?
Spelt is the pom way you dumb bogan
can't Flimflam the Zimzam
can't Corner the Dorner
can't Dodge the Rodge
can't Mossad the Assad
can't Barrage the Farage
can't Stump the Trump
the amount of women who wanted my willy in all those years and never got it is simply astonishing
>living in the west country
>all right Rewan jus' goin to the coombe on me combine 'arvester to pick up a pasty as it's the only thing that gets the taste of our piss-flavoured cider out
well done you x
nice lad, hope ya rail her
beano was better 2bh
PSA: this isn't true
87.65 iirc
>can't Flimflam the Zimzam
>can't Corner the Dorner
>can't Dodge the Rodge
>can't Mossad the Assad
>can't Barrage the Farage
>can't Stump the Trump
*gets this runt expelled so he stope his unfunny actionposting*
you IDIOT
thanks :)
>gif
fuck off
Lads was I right or not?
Is it spelt or spelled?
Hello, lads.
What's the janny been like lately? I've been away.
>can't Flimflam the Zimzam
>can't Corner the Dorner
>can't Dodge the Rodge
>can't Mossad the Assad
>can't Barrage the Farage
>can't Stump the Trump
the gf
smoking a nigger blunt
windy tales
That's actually higher than mine lmao (by 2)
why?
fucking snitch dickhead
*me and the lads roll you after school*
just ate enough chicken curry to sink a ship
haven't eaten all day
that was absolutely decadent lads
Both me and my brother have moved out now
Parents are just stuck with my younger sister now
Probably a bit of a weird feel for them desu
What happened to the editions? Are they not a thing anymore?
free cakes for all most days, plus some gold stars handed out to the best posters,
How do I open my 3rd eye ?
THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT MAKES THE FUCKING FROGS GAY
either is fine
get off tesco mobile ya oik
*informs law enforcement*
what? you want to bum me?
haha user don't be silly
because fuck you thats why
seriously, why do woman do this?
was low for my school too
*posts a gif*
i do not know
got a big willy lads
but you're not allowed to look at it though
Excellent yankpost
*calls the police and gets you put in juvenile D with the abos*
Feels good being a MORAL citizen
>picture of peter HItchens
*bellflicks and peanuts you*
read plato
*copies your multiple choice answers*
youtube.com
having a nice little listen
can't Banny the Janny
haha wouldn't it be funny if i just shat my pants right here ??
>one punch man is getting a second series
who /hype/ here?
>why do woman do this
What's this type of dancing called?
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Really don't like it for some reason
>This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture
Are we just gonna let this guy force this and change the face of /brit/ forever, lads?
>actor emma watson in call for equality
hahaha lads
leftists am I right
poos and wanks and such
Runt
>spelt
>citizen
FOY
it's citisen.
Lmao nerd
*squirts water from my water bottle on your crotch*
ahahaha everyone look dickhead's pissed himself waaaaaaaaaaay
who would win in a fight between bananaman and Super Ted?
cringey yank edm dancing
Might microdose some acid for work tomorrow haha
RIP
>citizen
FOY
>private
how did you get this?
nigger stepping
>shan't
>not reading the webcomic
I hope Blast and Garou take turns raping your arse
who McGregor?
exceptional post
>Guy next to you farts and doesn't say "Safety"
i was asleep this morning and dreamt of a small coffin floating towards a gate
wasn't so much a gate than a rectangular entrance of massive proportion standing out of a massive wall
i looked at the size of the coffin gliding slowly in the air towards the light on the other side
and i knew a child had died
i woke hope and there on my wall i saw a small girl crying her heart out and couldn't move
and then i tried to escape this sadness and could move again she wasn't there anymore
that was that
shuffling
runt mating ritual
>reading
belt up runt
Burnt
Dreamt
Turnt
Learnt
Dwelt
Spelt
Spoilt
Smelt
plato is the only non nerd author
Southerners call it "Spigot water", 2bh.
He'll be off to sleep soon and /brit/ will be back to normal
Man the UK really is awful. Worst place I visited in Europe by far. Maybe its because I went to London and Edinburgh, but even the tourist cities in other countries were far better than those two.
>not reading
ahahahaha everyone look at this non reading plebscum
fucking hate normies 2bh
can someone post the picture of the group of girls sitting at the table and staring at the camera? There was a brit who used to create threads using that picture. Thanks
should be Cornwall instead of the Republic of Ireland
>reading
Is there a bigger runtpill?
"Spelled" is the American way u dip
how do you figure
@65345136
piss off you smelly little urchin
actually very quite rude and I'm considering writing a letter to the Yank embassy
Quite like them ending in t desu, it's what is taught here as well
the "ed" just sounds retarded
remarkable amount of JFs ITT...
you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here
>being able to read
Literal definition of a runt.
why do you keep saying nigger? racism isn't funny man, cut it out.
Cornwall isn't a country
>Man the UK really is awful. Worst place I visited in Europe by far. Maybe its because I went to London and Edinburgh, but even the tourist cities in other countries were far better than those two.
*comes out of the bathroom with my hands soaking wet*
*rubs them on your face while asking "don't you hate it when someone pisses and doesn't wash their hands?"*
@65345136
Edinburgh is a fantastic city though
t. live in London.
>left wing and sensible
>i'm a student
>reading
truly a hobby for runts
*gets on my knees and begs you not to tell*
not true
stole my gf's nose and she slapped me really hard
one of the girls had pink hair and a qt face if that helps
Another case of the Americans keeping the older forms, IIRC.
t. 60% white cuck
>reading
The definition of a ruminant
Me and my dad dancing
how old is your gf
actually crease when I filter a tripfag and their post stubs pop up
your words fall on deaf ears my friend
hahahahahahahahaha
>mixing spirits
Faggot or woman detected
it should be
Cannot stand accommodation costs
You're booking your holiday and £20 gets you halfway across the world when suddenly you're hit by £700 to stay somewhere for a week
>reading
>monitor the company email at weekends
>endless amounts of arrogant students sending me unsolicited emails with their shite CVs attached
>i delete every single one and don't reply
he changed his tripcode yesterday
filtered him again immediately
Ah, that first sip of the day
>it should be
Cornwall is the powerhouse of england my man
fuck off with your duck images
Reading is the embodiment of runthood
Not reading is the biggest redflag for a spastic calcified normie
Gimmick idea: Replace every "-ed" suffix with "-t"
We can't let the yanks win
neither is Ireland
gf put her hands on me eyes when we were riding on my bike and I said next time she did that I would crash into a car going the opposite way with a grim serious tone haha what am I like
*comes out bathroom with hands soaking wet*
*flicks the water at the back of your neck and says "achoo"*
haha sorry mate coming down with the flu
hmm looks like my gimmick has run its course
*Melbourne shuffles out of the thread*
I actually like Corbyn. I wish he lives a very long life and remains the leader of the Labour party for the duration.
would stick my nose up anya olsen's arsehole
By far my favourite fedora image 2bh, get a chuckle every time
same, it's great when they're not in power.
Banter is the only good tripfag on this website to be honest
Panthers are winning lads
That sounds retardt and weird to my American ears, but Godspet my lad.
>do programming
>accidentally write "do whilst" rather than "do while"
ah yes
good hansard entries too, for posterity
#weareallbanter
she's a cat
who /JF living in the UK/ here?
>tfw English girlfriend
skyping with the gf while shitposting lads
what am I like hahaha
Remember when strawboss was a thing
Any new memes?
>Faggot
fuck off yank
snap
snap
snap
>I don't read
youtube.com
essential viewing
my sister does that
>be southerner
>pronounce "ball" like "bohl"
Ahh yes
>go into jacks
>light outside
>come out
>dark
ahh yes m'laddos the male bowel movement
Pole here, I'm a Research Fellow at a Russell Group uni.
My gf is French.
Genuinely what does JF mean?
Is it the danish bung eye?
tell her the lads say hello hahaha
a new tripcode? haha dear oh dear my friend have you learned nothing?
jellyfish
I pronounce it /ba:l/ 2bh.
YOU
>119x125
mirin aesthetics brah
Yes
She says alri hahaha
jerry fetcher
Johnny Foreigner, or what you are
fuck off
tell me about janny, why is he deleting every /tr/ thread?
mate died of a heroin overdose. he messaged me to hangout and I didnt respond, looks like he dosed instead.
Jealous fiance.
how do they move like the floor is sand
ah yes, snap, very impressive
shut up cunt
we do call it tap water
...
> request something here
> not a single response
Fuck you too you little runts
can we have a screenshot of the skype call to prove it
you are not banter
jujitsu fencer
if you hung out with him he'd still be alive now
el CongolombiANO
did you know he used H?
off he goes, more fodder for my list
chalk another one up
I'm banter.
fuck off pablo
disculpe papi es que no tengo el imagen que buscas
howling
>chophere.jpg
Same
your general is the least friendly on int so literally FUCK OFF you horrible spiccy crossbreed CUNT
t. pirata
what did you request?
Ask her if she managed to clean the cum out of her right eye
ayyy muchachos
chinga tu madre
hilo de puta
yes
wtf? what a cuhrazy accent! xD
cat keeps bringing moths in through my windows and massacring them on my bed
Cheers for clearing that up mate, into the filter list you go! Haha
I don't even treat posting here as communication with human beings anymore. It's just a (You) mining operation.
Shut the fuck up
my you're a chipper looking one
lol
OH FFS
It's YOU
Fucking hell.
haha this definitely hasn't been posted dozens of times before
looks like she smacked her face into a beehive
FUCKING NORMIES STAY AWAY FROM MY GF!!!!!
banter
what a rotter
look at this dude
EEEEEEEEEEEEEERR
One day Australia will become a republic, most likely during or after William's reign, but it will happen at some point and I just know 100% the flag we choose to replace the one we've got will be a massive fucking meme worse than the fern the kiwis almost had
Not looking forward to it lads
Feck off laddy
Grim
OHHH MY DAAAAAAYYYYYS BLUUUUUD OHHHHHHH MY DAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS
>dude
FOY
yes hello friend
it is I
kel it was real all along
no way always assumed it was trolling
is this Prefer not to say?
Yeah I know, I feel bad but he is or I guess was a fuckwit for doing H
Yeah but thought he was done
keep bringing moths in through this runt's window and massacring them on his bed
Quieres es?
Tell them to stop, or incapacitate them with nip.
>tfw Thatcher is coming to shut down the board along with the cow thread on /gif/
also the bees stung her with testosterone
Ugh
Im repulsed
*cracks open an ice cold Heineken*
*takes a sip*
aaahh
what were you thinking putting this on /brit/ mate.. fucksake
blummin eck
same haha
and let me say, I have become exceedingly good at it
prefer not to say
>le funny scottish man
fuck off
Get a fucking look at yourself
Christ, and here you were making fun of HER
Sort yourself out
absolute madman
prefer not to say
sort out your fucking taskbar
Yes, it is pretty hostile. I rarely post there
A picture of a group of girls sitting at a table, one of them had pink hair. They were looking at the person who took the picture with a cute face. The threads were usually: "user, is it true that you hate....." or something along those lines
Actually, technically a pound of Gold (i.e., a troy pound) is lighter than a pound of Feathers (i.e., an avoirdupois pound). The kilos are identical, though.
...
>scottish "people"
not a fan
me
...
very impressive
Just thrown a wasp's nest at some Danish slag for a bit of a laugh.
This is an 8 in Herefordshire.
...
as ugly as this girl is the two of you seem to be in love and that's sweet
dating a very attractive girl and she's doing my fucking head in
65345825
>this is who i share /brit/ with
HE has a gf
YOU have nothing
are you the one posting all the rare frogs
excellent post
literally this why on earth are you posting this so freely on /brit/ fucking hell lad
at least the gf I don't have is human
ummmm check again sweetie :) x x
starting at the gym on Tuesday lads
Standing
I'm gonna need some wee burd to come cuddle fuck out me the mora, gonna be rougher than a plumbers estimate
If you're going to get an internet gf at least make sure she's remotely attractive
would quite literally rather die alone than have that thing
shutting the gym down on Monday lads
im fuckin zyzz brah
creasing
this
at least my ex igf was peng
710?
Yes that's me
uhh okay hun
>long distance internet gf
pics
It's not exactly this one, but it works for me. Thanks man :)
new
some of you are alright
don't go to the gym on tuesday
What's going on? Is that Zac?
Really would enjoy a monster cock in my arse as of this moment.
i'm crying
zac you little legend
my man
that forehead
Runt.
would NOT post the gf here and NOT because she is unattractive (she's NOT, she is v. pretty)
thanks bruce
ly
tiny little bit gay
anyone got this particular pic?
prove it
not in this day and age with this janny
its are kid Zack
waheeyy that's me
imagine if they breed
That's Zac
No k
this goes a bit beyond bee-stung lips
actually we're considering children
will name one after you xx
It is true and you know it.