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>going to the gym
>ever

Guts.

Is it safe?

Can't wait till you go to sleep so /brit/ can go back to normal, cunt.

feel sorry for that Danish girl
she's probably so happy someone likes her and he's parading her around /brit/ like a participation trophy

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>improves health
>improves confidence & attractiveness
>makes you feel good

why wouldn't you?

Are both eyes fucked or just one?

normies

now you made me feel bad for her

because there are no people to be with

moralfag got back to newgrounds

What's actually up with that Zac's girlfriend?

NO EDITION AGAIN

Stop forcing this shit.

who is this fucking runt

the gf

>health
can do another sport for that
>confidence & attractiveness
what if someone already has both
>feel good
no thanks there's drugs for that

making plans for suicide

>fag
FOY

>>improves confidence & attractiveness
>>makes you feel good
It does the opposite

Im going to the bar you all good for Drinks?
Crisps or pork scratchings anyone?

made sure you get planning permission lid

what if that lad is beating his danish gf and that's why her eyes are always fucked up

post a pick of yourself

go on let's see it


no?

What does FOY mean?

what?

/brit/ is a normie general, jog on post physique kiddo

not in my experience, please explain.

>bar

FOY

2bh this lad is much closer to having a gf than i

me

cornetto

Richard Ayoade is brilliance.

Started Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

he has been playing the long-gimmick

he turned the internet gf gimmick into real life over the course of months

fair does desu

>them fucking frog eyes

crease

fuck off murderer

What was the last book you read, lads?

quite handsome lad

just sent a dick pic to a girl

internet gf was MY gimmick

>physique
you mean body mate?

wonder does he drive a car?

you might be a while, that bar is in Germany.

it's not an americanism if you're inside the pub already. You sound like a JF.

don't give a shit anymore

That's are Zac

>reading
fuck off runt

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>brown eyes
fuck off rasheed

he's trying to fix her

>british
>culture

yeah have a cold dead look in my big eyes
dunno what I can do about it

prefer not to say

gf is streaming again

love her to bits

youtube.com/watch?v=hAXff6f6x84

gf won't have sex with me

fuck off back to where you came from 'sheed

>Emirati Arab

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffF

alri lads

alri?

Me

Ly

I do not

ly2

who is he again?

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>not reading

truly runt.

Audi TT

nan passed away last week lads

the gf ironed all my laundry and went to sleep lads

t. gary mckenzie

I find him very annoying 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=mOjQ2PZ_hbU

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He's me

SCREECHING
still feel sorry for this girl

why la?

you're wrong
you're always wrong

What anime are you currently watching, lads?

RIP, was it a car crash? looks it

wonder what cheshire looks like

>there are people itt RIGHT NOW who DO NOT LIFT

you better be a twink

Chicken and waffles

Do it lâd

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tears in my eyes lad, tears

jesus christ hahahahahaha

>Bath
>Birmingham
>Bradford
>Brighton
>Bristol
>Cambridge
>Canterbury
>Carlisle
>Chester
>Chichester
>Coventry
>Derby
>Durham
>Ely
>Exeter
>Gloucester
>Hereford
>Kingston
>Lancaster
>Leeds
>Leicester
>Lichfield
>Lincoln
>Liverpool
>London
>Manchester
>Newcastle
>Norwich
>Nottingham
>Oxford
>Peterborough
>Plymouth
>Portsmouth
>Preston
>Ripon
>Salford
>Salisbury
>Sheffield
>Southampton
>St Albans
>Stoke-on-Trent
>Sunderland
>Truro
>Wakefield
>Wells
>Westminster
>Winchester
>Wolverhampton
>Worcester
>York
>Bangor
>Cardiff
>Newport
>St Davids
>Swansea
>Aberdeen
>Dundee
>Edinburgh
>Glasgow
>Inverness
>Stirling
>Armagh
>Belfast
>Londonderry
>Lisburn
>Newry

Looks good

shut up poof

>he doesn't eat clean

looooooool

aren't you the kpop poster that got doxxed or something?

Greater London is Zac

>he doesn't eat cook

lmao

mot her out in return Tbh she's earned it

This 2bh

She's about to have her period, but she could at least have mercy give me a bj

universities?

does anyone here already moved in with a girl he was in a relationship with? how is it? been thinking about it but I need some solitary moments and some privacy too nahmean

MENTIONED

view from my balcony at my new apartment

yes its doxxable

>spot on my elbow

what the fuck is this meme?

Tims theme song:

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no
that's are matt

i don't even like kpop

is this part of your grand plan of getting me to post a photo of myself

>those nips

keep em

Is that the Blackstone Library?

I'm 5'6 and 46kg
only ironically though

>appartment
FUCK OFF FANK

>British culture
please post hot posh girls.

Are you cute? x

oh i understand now

what's wrong with durham is it's a uni city and uni cities are full of twats

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VERY weird labia

would go to club with and do drugs

oh me oh my
s/he's got a willy
what next

just finished installing LA Noire

hooking up my PS3 controller and heating up some cookies as we speak

I don't live in Greater London
t. Zac

*gets my head shot off by a cannonball*

>I'm 5'6 and 46kg

not exactly but i did live with my ex for 2 weeks in barcelona

it was nice but seriously got sick of it after about 4 days would not recommend anything longer

live in non of these places

>5'6
>dress like a chinese fashion blogger
oh my days blud

nobody likes cities or city people

/brit/ is /rural/

Ahh yes the no socks gimmick

Don't respect people who don't lift

what does anal sex feel like? why would it be better than a pussy. I get that its tighter but its not as wet or warm

mate.

doxxed

on it's way ;^)

simultaneously very good but very disappointing game

>the same fucking trap images
see you didn't take my advice to heart you dumb cunt

don't really dress like that anymore

me and the lads

might have a gf who's 4 years older than me lads

for

I vaguely remember someone else getting doxxed years ago

Sounds comfy, LA Noire is decent

that's disgusting. could literally murder you with one punch

alright bowlhead ye wee cunt

no some museum

You started to dress French?

my gf fingered my bum while she was riding me sideways earlier

felt very bisexual

>tfw skinny
>order a meal from mcdonalds + extras
>still hungry at the end

How rich are fat people?

>no new trap images

would send you to the shadow realm with the back of my hand

anyone excited for rights of man xx

extremely

I have to consume 1000 calories per meal to keep up my gains

Business idea: beer as a vodka mixer

gross because poo

i lifted ur mum.................…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………'s shopping bags to her car

she gave me 50 pence and said i was very polite :)

is the skype lad still here?

I went to holidays with gfs too, just that it seems a bit different to be with someone for 1, 2, 3 weeks than it is to be for MONTHS, maybe YEARS
don't want to share everything with someone and seeing each other will become too common. I still see my gf everyday but living together would be a bit 2 much

turtlenecks are the ting blud
sell your slp stuff though

Holy shit this made me giggle.
Go back to your country, Bong

Off he goes again

ah yes the narcissistic aussie wop

>mixing vodka
>not chasing

dear oh dear

>my gf fingered my bum while she was riding me sideways earlier

usually just shirt or turtleneck tucked into black trousers then docs
very lazy nowadays

>sissy Aus boys

i'm in my country
you're not in yours. Sad!

Why is HE obsessed

nothing better than fucking a cute femboy in the bum and they start worrying that you pozzed them

lad the only thing you would be sending anywhere is your finger up your hole ye faggit

so the rabbi sculpted this goyflesh golem and we don't know what do do with it

I was having sex and she said her period had finished but it hadn't.

>mfw blood all over my willy

> 5'6 and 46kg

weeeeeeeeeeew lad

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Third eye is widening.

Brush your teeth.

She's a keeper mate, love it when they finger my bum

don't own any slp
only buy cav empt, patrik ervell and uniqlo now

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downsized sauce.

would unironically like to try this

Business idea: try to catch up with /lat/'s hyper-advanced post-modern gimmicks by replying to people without typing their post number at all, forcing us to actually pay attention to words not numbers

I guess you're not anywhere in Chicago, then.

*brings me up out of the blue*
*calls me obsessed*

what on earth could he have meant by this?

American here.

What should I know before visiting?

yeah it wasn't a holiday it was her apartment in bcn and I moved in with her, couldn't hack it and then left

it's exactly like you say, being with them all the time and sharing the space, it's just too much. better to live apart and still see them every day when you feel like it like you do currently

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Jeez if you think thats sissy you should see me i look 17 (im 21). Would never post myself not because i think im ugly but people from melbourne uni post here

Stop watching that piece of shit, you know he's probably a nonce right? He talks like a complete nutcase.

yes

it's not that good. bit too tight too and just feels less comfortable. try it if you can but it's not something to make a big fuss about
getting your prostate massaged from the inside while getting a blowie though, now that's something I could talk about for days

>cav empt
ahh yes

FOY

Are Canadians Yanks in Denial, or are Yanks Canadians in Denial?

ahh yes a totally real comment

it's because it's full of salt and the drink is full of sugar and/or aspartame which all make you feel hungry. Plus the amount of fibre is p. shit.

I'm not the only non-Native American, Bongie.

Son, your mother and I are proud.

idk widen your third eye with my dick 2bh

Not an argument.

Nice

everyone is a yank in denial

Happened to me with one of my exes a few times, she liked it though and told me to carry on, she said it turned her on.

western canadians are chinks
eastern canadians are brits
french canadians are french
ontarians are just americans though

lads when i envisioned aussie posters i envisioned some big beer belly cunts flat out on fosters working down the line at the construction site

not a bunch of wee fruits who have bowlcuts and dress like little girls whove never done a days work in their lives

Adhom, learn to argue.

You mean to visit America? Basically don't call Southerners "Yankees", don't banter unless you're making it abundantly clear that you're joking, and don't discuss Politics, Religion, or Sex with strangers or acquaintances.

> gf just sent me a massive message, several paragraphs long, about all the kinky filthy things she wants me to do to her

definitely reading that... later

Not

An

Argument

F U C K

my teeth are immaculate tbqh, don't understand people that let them get fucked.

bet mum does it to you too, you dirty bugger

prudes need to fuck off

why are they all so brown?

multiple people have recognised me from Cred Forums and brought it up in real life

>check the group chat
>they're talking about ket again

No to visit England. Currently in Ireland.

Wash your sheets this weekend lads

post it la

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that sounds awful

post yourself there

Guess which one is me

>bet mum does it to you too, you dirty bugger

>prudes need to fuck off

True

Duly noted, very roughly the same here (West Coasters are East Asian, East Coasters are typically of English or Irish ancestry, with much German in the middle, and Louisiana is historically French).

fuckin hell

those girls dont look posh tho

was about to have some sausage

canterbury

the guy hiding in the bushes jacking off

would happily cobble together some concrete shoes for you and lob you in a septic tank, put a snorkel in your mouth so you can breathe and watch you starve to death in a sea of shit and piss

Confused

if you never got your prostate massaged FUCK OFF MATE

Not getting the required amount of attention i desire, hmmmm

Is danish gf guy here? I feel awful

yes

I couldn't tell you about the states between BC and Ontario

I don't think anyone knows what happens there

the one taking the picture

None, every one of them is far too attractive to go on Cred Forums.

what do you mean
those are proper english roses

I love that trashy british culture

post the video of this turd

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Yeah I'm here

TOTAL SHLAAAGS

Haven't had female contact since my 15 year old cousin kissed me on the cheek on Christmas day.

i have a random boner o.O

*gives you a lengthy spray*

put your dick in it

mentalist

don't really know what you're trying to say

Haven't had female contact since I had my cock up my gf's arse two hours ago

im pissing me kecks. oh my days that is a bloody corker

that makes no sense rasheed

>political show
>serious topic
>host introduces promising sounding black guest
>has dreadlocks

rude

yer da sells avon

post your fucking mug till i have a laugh at it gayboy

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Ah yes, diversity.

munching on pine nuts lads

so all of it then

They're pretty much the Dakotas, in that nothing happens there AFAIK.

piss off lad
This thread is for Brits, only.

haven't seen the so-called proto gf for two weeks and she isn't texting me
might hit up some new ones if she doesn't actually make an effort soon

good lad

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FOY

Janny complaints go here, lads.

kek every time

posted all over the thread you spastic scroll up

BRAND NEW FRESH OUT THE OVEN

but I am a brit you silly paki

Do NOT speak to me pikey.

Mass shooting in Sweden??
I wonder what race and religion the perpetrator is this time....
hmm....

looks like you left her in a bit too long lad

the igf just bought me a new car on second life how nice of her
to celebrate our 6 months of wedding haha

Explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste

this his to be illegal surely

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>Always try to live within my means
>Never had a credit card, never taken out a loan
>If I want something, I save for it

>Try to apply for a mortgage
>Don't show up on any credit checks because I've never had credit
>Can't get a loan

Really pissing me off how I'm being punished for living within my means and actually being responsible with my money unlike 90% of young runts these days

HOLD TIGHT ALL OF THE PEOPLE

Japanese Scientologists no doubt

DAE the Janny should be court martialled and executed?

need a pis again ahhhhhhh dear

idk

Hmmm yes....


*notes your name*
*Walks towards you *

feel like wanking to femboys even though i'm not gay and have a gf :s

Thatcher's Britain

fuck off pastanigger

>260 posts
fuck off retards

Everyone around here unironically says half-caste and quarter-caste

Enjoy the posts of the frog who says 'oh my days blud'

Whores. Where are their husbands? Where are their fathers? This would never have happened under sharia.

Thought it was gonna be longer before I actually looked at it

Kinky gfs are the best gfs

Pretty much how it's been in the US since WW2, basically get a credit card and always pay off your balance in full 2bh; then it becomes a sort of debit card with rewards.

only in scotland, it's legal here

Get a contract phone, buy a few things on finance and try again in about 6 months.

high british class, there

using a credit card for large purchases just makes sense lad

if you're as controlled as you imply, just get a credit card and pay any purchases off in the same month e.g. never get charged interest

kys french paedo

exactly

me building the runt thresher

thanks mate appreciate it
don't even know what it means but it's funny

NEW THREAD FUCK YOU JANNY

Have a feeling you may be of Pakistani heritage

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You need to prove that you're trustworthy to loan to.

Credit cards aren't an inherently bad thing. I have one and just use it to pay bills from, building up a good credit score >for free

ah yes let's repeatedly make early threads while we know the janny is about

what great fun

bit young

>mfw south korea

nonce

kek

only post my picture in /brit/ when I'm procrastinating or having girl troubles

I should liked to have been killed in the Great War lads

Hey, you weren't wrong.

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>404
(You) btfo
based jannie

My grandpa died in the Korean War AMA

alri janny

keywords are "trinity college blog" + highres

bought some scotch whiskey

it's shoite

>Expressen.se is reporting that four people were shot at 7pm (local time) and there is an ongoing operation in the area.

>Police spokesman Ewa-Gun Westford said: "We have an ongoing operation in the area and have a confirmed shootings with more than one injured.

They didn't publish a description of the shooters from the eye-witness so you know who it's going to be.

even if you're not the janny you're the type to be one

(no offence)

eating tuna tomatoes and salad for dinner lads

Can we just deport all brown people please?


We gain nothing but the constant threat of terrorism

if you have conservative values and opinions you're a literal rasheed
only your facial pilosity and skin color keeps you from being a literal paki

hid this

while its obvious who did it, they don't want to start a witch hunt

its sunday

>constant threat of terrorism
wonder if you realise how few people die from terrorism each year

just because it's scary doesn't make it a national crisis

Heading out to Mr Pakis for an Ice Cream and the Financial Times

You lad want anything?

Slag College, Cambridge

>whiskey

>Damm pedos! How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick in the head.

Shut the fuck up you fucking shitskin.

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Can you get me ice cream and the financial times?

I wonder if you had a clue as to how many attacks are thwarted and the expense it costs every year from browns

aren't you an arab?

who would benefit more from scotland being nuked

the rest of the world or scotland itself

What's fedora about it?

not even funny

rape victim

and how does that affect the taste of the whisky

rapist

>What's fedora about it?

nice troll, cousin

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Yeah I'm just messing around.
It's funny being an ironic racist sometimes.

not if she consents

good lad

>qt messaged me, wants to hang out

good feel

dont know

tell me

terrorism isn't even the real problem

muslims are just really shit people with a shit culture that turns everything around it to shit. literally an aggressive cancer on society

its not as if a hypothetical elimination of any and all terrorism would suddenly make everything about them perfectly fine

ooh I need your love babe