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>going to the gym
Is it safe?
Can't wait till you go to sleep so /brit/ can go back to normal, cunt.
feel sorry for that Danish girl
she's probably so happy someone likes her and he's parading her around /brit/ like a participation trophy
>improves confidence & attractiveness
>makes you feel good
why wouldn't you?
Are both eyes fucked or just one?
now you made me feel bad for her
because there are no people to be with
moralfag got back to newgrounds
What's actually up with that Zac's girlfriend?
NO EDITION AGAIN
Stop forcing this shit.
who is this fucking runt
can do another sport for that
>confidence & attractiveness
what if someone already has both
no thanks there's drugs for that
making plans for suicide
>>improves confidence & attractiveness
>>makes you feel good
It does the opposite
Im going to the bar you all good for Drinks?
Crisps or pork scratchings anyone?
made sure you get planning permission lid
what if that lad is beating his danish gf and that's why her eyes are always fucked up
post a pick of yourself
go on let's see it
What does FOY mean?
/brit/ is a normie general, jog on post physique kiddo
not in my experience, please explain.
2bh this lad is much closer to having a gf than i
Richard Ayoade is brilliance.
Started Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.
he has been playing the long-gimmick
he turned the internet gf gimmick into real life over the course of months
fair does desu
>them fucking frog eyes
fuck off murderer
What was the last book you read, lads?
quite handsome lad
just sent a dick pic to a girl
internet gf was MY gimmick
you mean body mate?
wonder does he drive a car?
you might be a while, that bar is in Germany.
it's not an americanism if you're inside the pub already. You sound like a JF.
don't give a shit anymore
That's are Zac
fuck off runt
fuck off rasheed
he's trying to fix her
yeah have a cold dead look in my big eyes
dunno what I can do about it
prefer not to say
gf is streaming again
love her to bits
gf won't have sex with me
fuck off back to where you came from 'sheed
I do not
who is he again?
nan passed away last week lads
the gf ironed all my laundry and went to sleep lads
t. gary mckenzie
I find him very annoying 2bh
still feel sorry for this girl
you're always wrong
What anime are you currently watching, lads?
RIP, was it a car crash? looks it
wonder what cheshire looks like
>there are people itt RIGHT NOW who DO NOT LIFT
you better be a twink
Chicken and waffles
Do it lâd
tears in my eyes lad, tears
jesus christ hahahahahaha
shut up poof
>he doesn't eat clean
aren't you the kpop poster that got doxxed or something?
Greater London is Zac
>he doesn't eat cook
mot her out in return Tbh she's earned it
She's about to have her period, but she could at least have mercy give me a bj
does anyone here already moved in with a girl he was in a relationship with? how is it? been thinking about it but I need some solitary moments and some privacy too nahmean
view from my balcony at my new apartment
yes its doxxable
>spot on my elbow
what the fuck is this meme?
Tims theme song:
that's are matt
i don't even like kpop
is this part of your grand plan of getting me to post a photo of myself
Is that the Blackstone Library?
I'm 5'6 and 46kg
only ironically though
FUCK OFF FANK
please post hot posh girls.
Are you cute? x
oh i understand now
what's wrong with durham is it's a uni city and uni cities are full of twats
VERY weird labia
would go to club with and do drugs
oh me oh my
s/he's got a willy
just finished installing LA Noire
hooking up my PS3 controller and heating up some cookies as we speak
I don't live in Greater London
*gets my head shot off by a cannonball*
>I'm 5'6 and 46kg
not exactly but i did live with my ex for 2 weeks in barcelona
it was nice but seriously got sick of it after about 4 days would not recommend anything longer
live in non of these places
>dress like a chinese fashion blogger
oh my days blud
nobody likes cities or city people
/brit/ is /rural/
Ahh yes the no socks gimmick
Don't respect people who don't lift
what does anal sex feel like? why would it be better than a pussy. I get that its tighter but its not as wet or warm
on it's way ;^)
simultaneously very good but very disappointing game
>the same fucking trap images
see you didn't take my advice to heart you dumb cunt
don't really dress like that anymore
me and the lads
might have a gf who's 4 years older than me lads
I vaguely remember someone else getting doxxed years ago
Sounds comfy, LA Noire is decent
that's disgusting. could literally murder you with one punch
alright bowlhead ye wee cunt
no some museum
You started to dress French?
my gf fingered my bum while she was riding me sideways earlier
felt very bisexual
>order a meal from mcdonalds + extras
>still hungry at the end
How rich are fat people?
>no new trap images
would send you to the shadow realm with the back of my hand
anyone excited for rights of man xx
I have to consume 1000 calories per meal to keep up my gains
Business idea: beer as a vodka mixer
gross because poo
i lifted ur mum.................…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………'s shopping bags to her car
she gave me 50 pence and said i was very polite :)
is the skype lad still here?
I went to holidays with gfs too, just that it seems a bit different to be with someone for 1, 2, 3 weeks than it is to be for MONTHS, maybe YEARS
don't want to share everything with someone and seeing each other will become too common. I still see my gf everyday but living together would be a bit 2 much
turtlenecks are the ting blud
sell your slp stuff though
Holy shit this made me giggle.
Go back to your country, Bong
Off he goes again
ah yes the narcissistic aussie wop
dear oh dear
>my gf fingered my bum while she was riding me sideways earlier
usually just shirt or turtleneck tucked into black trousers then docs
very lazy nowadays
>sissy Aus boys
i'm in my country
you're not in yours. Sad!
Why is HE obsessed
nothing better than fucking a cute femboy in the bum and they start worrying that you pozzed them
lad the only thing you would be sending anywhere is your finger up your hole ye faggit
so the rabbi sculpted this goyflesh golem and we don't know what do do with it
I was having sex and she said her period had finished but it hadn't.
>mfw blood all over my willy
> 5'6 and 46kg
Third eye is widening.
Brush your teeth.
She's a keeper mate, love it when they finger my bum
don't own any slp
only buy cav empt, patrik ervell and uniqlo now
would unironically like to try this
Business idea: try to catch up with /lat/'s hyper-advanced post-modern gimmicks by replying to people without typing their post number at all, forcing us to actually pay attention to words not numbers
I guess you're not anywhere in Chicago, then.
*brings me up out of the blue*
*calls me obsessed*
what on earth could he have meant by this?
What should I know before visiting?
yeah it wasn't a holiday it was her apartment in bcn and I moved in with her, couldn't hack it and then left
it's exactly like you say, being with them all the time and sharing the space, it's just too much. better to live apart and still see them every day when you feel like it like you do currently
Jeez if you think thats sissy you should see me i look 17 (im 21). Would never post myself not because i think im ugly but people from melbourne uni post here
Stop watching that piece of shit, you know he's probably a nonce right? He talks like a complete nutcase.
it's not that good. bit too tight too and just feels less comfortable. try it if you can but it's not something to make a big fuss about
getting your prostate massaged from the inside while getting a blowie though, now that's something I could talk about for days
Are Canadians Yanks in Denial, or are Yanks Canadians in Denial?
ahh yes a totally real comment
it's because it's full of salt and the drink is full of sugar and/or aspartame which all make you feel hungry. Plus the amount of fibre is p. shit.
I'm not the only non-Native American, Bongie.
Son, your mother and I are proud.
idk widen your third eye with my dick 2bh
Not an argument.
everyone is a yank in denial
Happened to me with one of my exes a few times, she liked it though and told me to carry on, she said it turned her on.
western canadians are chinks
eastern canadians are brits
french canadians are french
ontarians are just americans though
lads when i envisioned aussie posters i envisioned some big beer belly cunts flat out on fosters working down the line at the construction site
not a bunch of wee fruits who have bowlcuts and dress like little girls whove never done a days work in their lives
Adhom, learn to argue.
You mean to visit America? Basically don't call Southerners "Yankees", don't banter unless you're making it abundantly clear that you're joking, and don't discuss Politics, Religion, or Sex with strangers or acquaintances.
> gf just sent me a massive message, several paragraphs long, about all the kinky filthy things she wants me to do to her
definitely reading that... later
F U C K
my teeth are immaculate tbqh, don't understand people that let them get fucked.
bet mum does it to you too, you dirty bugger
prudes need to fuck off
why are they all so brown?
multiple people have recognised me from Cred Forums and brought it up in real life
>check the group chat
>they're talking about ket again
No to visit England. Currently in Ireland.
Wash your sheets this weekend lads
post it la
that sounds awful
post yourself there
Guess which one is me
>bet mum does it to you too, you dirty bugger
>prudes need to fuck off
Duly noted, very roughly the same here (West Coasters are East Asian, East Coasters are typically of English or Irish ancestry, with much German in the middle, and Louisiana is historically French).
those girls dont look posh tho
was about to have some sausage
the guy hiding in the bushes jacking off
would happily cobble together some concrete shoes for you and lob you in a septic tank, put a snorkel in your mouth so you can breathe and watch you starve to death in a sea of shit and piss
if you never got your prostate massaged FUCK OFF MATE
Not getting the required amount of attention i desire, hmmmm
Is danish gf guy here? I feel awful
I couldn't tell you about the states between BC and Ontario
I don't think anyone knows what happens there
the one taking the picture
None, every one of them is far too attractive to go on Cred Forums.
what do you mean
those are proper english roses
I love that trashy british culture
post the video of this turd
Yeah I'm here
Haven't had female contact since my 15 year old cousin kissed me on the cheek on Christmas day.
i have a random boner o.O
*gives you a lengthy spray*
put your dick in it
don't really know what you're trying to say
Haven't had female contact since I had my cock up my gf's arse two hours ago
im pissing me kecks. oh my days that is a bloody corker
that makes no sense rasheed
>host introduces promising sounding black guest
yer da sells avon
post your fucking mug till i have a laugh at it gayboy
munching on pine nuts lads
so all of it then
They're pretty much the Dakotas, in that nothing happens there AFAIK.
piss off lad
This thread is for Brits, only.
haven't seen the so-called proto gf for two weeks and she isn't texting me
might hit up some new ones if she doesn't actually make an effort soon
Janny complaints go here, lads.
kek every time
posted all over the thread you spastic scroll up
BRAND NEW FRESH OUT THE OVEN
but I am a brit you silly paki
Do NOT speak to me pikey.
Mass shooting in Sweden??
I wonder what race and religion the perpetrator is this time....
looks like you left her in a bit too long lad
the igf just bought me a new car on second life how nice of her
to celebrate our 6 months of wedding haha
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
this his to be illegal surely
>Always try to live within my means
>Never had a credit card, never taken out a loan
>If I want something, I save for it
>Try to apply for a mortgage
>Don't show up on any credit checks because I've never had credit
>Can't get a loan
Really pissing me off how I'm being punished for living within my means and actually being responsible with my money unlike 90% of young runts these days
HOLD TIGHT ALL OF THE PEOPLE
Japanese Scientologists no doubt
DAE the Janny should be court martialled and executed?
need a pis again ahhhhhhh dear
*notes your name*
*Walks towards you *
feel like wanking to femboys even though i'm not gay and have a gf :s
fuck off pastanigger
fuck off retards
Everyone around here unironically says half-caste and quarter-caste
Enjoy the posts of the frog who says 'oh my days blud'
Whores. Where are their husbands? Where are their fathers? This would never have happened under sharia.
Thought it was gonna be longer before I actually looked at it
Kinky gfs are the best gfs
Pretty much how it's been in the US since WW2, basically get a credit card and always pay off your balance in full 2bh; then it becomes a sort of debit card with rewards.
only in scotland, it's legal here
Get a contract phone, buy a few things on finance and try again in about 6 months.
high british class, there
using a credit card for large purchases just makes sense lad
if you're as controlled as you imply, just get a credit card and pay any purchases off in the same month e.g. never get charged interest
kys french paedo
me building the runt thresher
thanks mate appreciate it
don't even know what it means but it's funny
NEW THREAD FUCK YOU JANNY
Have a feeling you may be of Pakistani heritage
You need to prove that you're trustworthy to loan to.
Credit cards aren't an inherently bad thing. I have one and just use it to pay bills from, building up a good credit score >for free
ah yes let's repeatedly make early threads while we know the janny is about
what great fun
>mfw south korea
only post my picture in /brit/ when I'm procrastinating or having girl troubles
I should liked to have been killed in the Great War lads
Hey, you weren't wrong.
My grandpa died in the Korean War AMA
keywords are "trinity college blog" + highres
bought some scotch whiskey
>Expressen.se is reporting that four people were shot at 7pm (local time) and there is an ongoing operation in the area.
>Police spokesman Ewa-Gun Westford said: "We have an ongoing operation in the area and have a confirmed shootings with more than one injured.
They didn't publish a description of the shooters from the eye-witness so you know who it's going to be.
even if you're not the janny you're the type to be one
eating tuna tomatoes and salad for dinner lads
Can we just deport all brown people please?
We gain nothing but the constant threat of terrorism
if you have conservative values and opinions you're a literal rasheed
only your facial pilosity and skin color keeps you from being a literal paki
while its obvious who did it, they don't want to start a witch hunt
>constant threat of terrorism
wonder if you realise how few people die from terrorism each year
just because it's scary doesn't make it a national crisis
Heading out to Mr Pakis for an Ice Cream and the Financial Times
You lad want anything?
Slag College, Cambridge
>Damm pedos! How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick in the head.
Shut the fuck up you fucking shitskin.
Can you get me ice cream and the financial times?
I wonder if you had a clue as to how many attacks are thwarted and the expense it costs every year from browns
aren't you an arab?
who would benefit more from scotland being nuked
the rest of the world or scotland itself
What's fedora about it?
not even funny
and how does that affect the taste of the whisky
>What's fedora about it?
nice troll, cousin
Yeah I'm just messing around.
It's funny being an ironic racist sometimes.
not if she consents
>qt messaged me, wants to hang out
terrorism isn't even the real problem
muslims are just really shit people with a shit culture that turns everything around it to shit. literally an aggressive cancer on society
its not as if a hypothetical elimination of any and all terrorism would suddenly make everything about them perfectly fine
ooh I need your love babe