/cum/ - Canada US Mexico

post white people memes. im tired of making fun of blacks

Giving (you)'s to fellow handsome /cum/ posters

Are there any non-nigger blacks living in Canada?

>they're regular Americans

keep telling yourself that, black boy.
your half nigger muzzie president didn't do shit in terms of bettering the nigger's status in society.
pretty sure nothing ever will.

if you have black skin you are shit out of luck
and rightfully so

Hello /cum/

Trump shall fix black americans

yes

what part of canada u from

>trump will fix black americans
By getting rid of welfare and improving the school systems? Kek, good luck with that.

Why is indie music such shit?
>go with people to concert of some literally who that released a new album
>crowd comprised of bearded potheads, shaved head lesbos, older hippies and some bored looking dudes with their gfs
>can't even hear or understand opening band's lyrics, they say it's all related to depression and anxiety
>stereotypical numale dude keeps shouting 'YEAH' after each song
>everybody's just standing with a serious face, one girl just tripping out
>still can't hear or understand feature performer's lyrics
>leave halfway through and say I have a headache

I hail from Greenwood, British Columbia

Few people are actually psycho. Meet up with her.

lol what show did you go to

lol

Ok, I'm only 18, and don't have much responsibility in life. I'll just go with it. Thanks for the advice i guess

Don't you dare talk to my fellow countryman like that, dickface.

>get quads
>not even checked

oh im from eastern washington so i kinda live near you. COOL! where in usa are you right now

fuck man I don't even remember the name

don't care to either

Thanks

sounds like bullshit
but whatever

am i doing the pacific northwest flannel aesthetic right?

yeah
you look kinda gay

I-Idaho

That looks like you got it in the young men's section of kohl's

LOL, i'm about 9 miles from the Idaho border

I love when people bring that "but blacks weren't always like that" argument

guess why? because back then the white man kept the nigger under control. racial segregation was an important and good thing.
if they tried to chimp out a lynch mob made sure that nigger would be hanging from a tree for all to see.

but you gave them freedom, you gave them the opportunity to show their true, genetically instilled selves.

You'll be fine, brah. Just don't be a fool; wrap your tool.

Haley Bonar is the name

SHE STARTED TO HATE EVERY NIGGER AND JEW
EVERY MEXICAN THAT GAVE HER A LOT OF SHIT

thats the idea. women like the gay clean shaven look.
got it from men's section at walmart yesterday

gross
I didn't know you meant "that" kind of indie

>literal who

Hey man fuck we don't allow racism here

How long has this tard been sperging out like this?

why are you still rambling on about this like a kid with asperger's

Y-yeah, c-cool.

I remember my friend thought they were like a racist band like Skrewdriver or something when he heard that song in GTAV

weeks, if not months

yeah
that kind
genau

A german with common sense, wew

hey I've listened to x too

>men's section at walmart yesterday
Jesus, have some fucking self respect, white man. Get some LL Bean or something you sad poorfag.

For some time now

Where in idaho are you

cool

Shit, I must have missed it until now. It's funny, but why here, ya know?

I'm an 18 year old college student living in bumfuck eastern washington. the only big store around here is Walmart. Otherwise I would've gotten it from somewhere decent. I order most of my clothes online anyway, this flannel was super cheap
Also
>white man
I am nowhere close to white. I'm 100% ethnically hindu indian LMFAO.

How do we fix lmm and his multiple personas

Idk desu

Me too you guise

a .45 right through the cerebral cortex

All he does is pretend to be your man now

Sandpoint...

lmm hasn't posted here in months

LOL

youtube.com/watch?v=TjZIPClPR6I

Thats about 2 hours away from me. We should meet up and do lots of cool things also i promise im not a serial killer HHAhaHAHAHAHAHA

Faggots

Her face bothers me. It's there's too many big and round parts. Fix this.

Why don't you just go out and get a job? Loser

Ugly

just sent this 2 my GF

youtube.com/watch?v=x0hmHGGAwzw

freestyle is super popular with asians

Who are you talking to? I have a job, nigger.

>

do it faggots

We did a /midwest/ a while back

Sorry but I'm only on a uhm, business trip.

Cuck

You dont have a gf

Go find a thrift/second-hand store like the Salvation Army or Goodwill

I wasn't planning on taking him in my pickup and pinning him down and rawdogging his ass for 2 hours straight while i moan into his ear or anything wtf you faggot why would you even imply that

prove me wrong

Nah, I have enough clothes, i just wanted a new flannel. Women are really into flannel over here in Washington

i do

Don't call cuck faggot

Gay

You post and different girl every time, last time you admitted you didnt have one.

What a qt

I love these kinds of blondes

>just went to the store to get milk for breakfast before they close
>there was this ultra cute girl there who smiled at me when I said good night
Too bad I'm too much of an autist to smile back. I probably looked weird and awkward.

I'll call you whatever I want, fatty.

KICK HIS ASS

life is unfair
kill yourself or get over it

Stop being a bitch faggot and do something about it

>married to brunette
That picture broke my heart.

umm they're the same are you blind or something

why does she have an empty bullette in her hand

>americans consider this hair color blonde
wtf

it's almost brown

What?

Even if arr rook same you can easily tell that this is a different breed of gook

Everything is unfair in an unequal world, which is why communism will never work with humans.

With robots as the workforce, maybe, but definitely not humans (the humans would be on welfare or working as engineers to repair the robots). Karl Marx didn't of course, account for the psychology of other humans being greedy n' shiiiiet.

That's right. We have hair colors of every shade, and so some shades might be darker or lighter than what you'd normally associate with a description.
Anything else I can help you with?

Whatever that hair color is >whatever yuro blonde is

tbvh

Why is your name Southern Canadian?

>I'm an 18 year old college student living in bumfuck eastern washington.
>I am nowhere close to white. I'm 100% ethnically hindu indian

Hi :) Do you want to be my bf?

Because I'm south of the Canadian border right now.

It's just a blank, bro

Here we would call it "dishwater blonde".

yes, i broke up with my girlfriend last night so i can become a twink finally. lets go lad

those are some NICE meat balls!!!

I usually don't like ham but those look great.

welp, Im not watching the rest of this 49ers game

>yes, i broke up with my girlfriend last night so i can become a twink finally. lets go lad

looks a lot like these

Oh, smart

>dishwasher blonde

most of the images that show up on google don't look like the girl with the bullet

i thought it was called sandy blonde

I'm not smart, I'm stupid.

this is a bit closer

google always gives shitty fake examples

r*ddit frog

fuck off

...

what a shitty mag

I got that Pepe directly from the Internet, how was I supposed to know it was a Jewdit meme?

...

cuck

Isn't it funny how the left is always right

>a meatball looks like a meatball

that's fucking crazy man

Cuck

I can never settle on an end game for my life.

Is having kids the answer?

Lately I feel like it is. I'll have something bigger than myself to dedicate my energies towards.

Isn't it funny how the right is always right

Wow rly maeks u dink

>raising a child when you're too retarded to take care of yourself to begin with

yes

Isn't it funny how the center is always right.

>German
>in /cum/
Are you an American who immigrated to Germany?

*flies towards you*

Id say theyre more in the middle of most issues

i'm your forefather

PLEASE KEEP SUPPORTING LATVIAN MEMES

THANKS

I always do my part to import Latvian goods overseas ;)

Quality memes, lad.

cant wait for the debate luds (lads+buds)
hello latvia
havent seen you in a while

What are you listening to this afternoon buds?

youtube.com/watch?v=wHwsKwJAAcY

quality post
really an addition to this thead

>It Ain't Me starts playing

listening to the thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=OffF0e2h4TU

hello

i was here earlier today

hows your day
good lad :^)

I'm pretty competent.

:)

doin alright lad
thinking about life a lot lately
might watch blade runner after

Dinner idea, mash potatoes with gravy and yorkshire puddings

>no happy ending
comfy my ass

thats what I thought

sounds nice, dont think about it too much

gonna go to sleep soon, its almost 12am

>Jizz is the name of a genre of music in the Star Wars universe

How could they get away with this?

You go to the local Izakaya with your Japanese coworker and 3 Sake later and she does this.
How do you react?

Good night, Latvia.

I put my hand up on her hip,

I can't
LMM is off banging sluts and being a Chad. So proud of him

Night, buddy

*creeps through your backyard*
*eats a calorie-mate*

>with your Japanese coworker and 3 Sake later and she does this.
fuck her right in the pussy.

ask her if she wants to dance

Ask her why she's showing me her ass and not her feet

Let nature take it's course

Actually he's busy maintaining his 3.9 GPA and practicing complex games of strategy

>ask her if she wants to dance

I don't know, but this whole footkraut persona has long overstayed its welcome
Bring back Elliot please

Vaginas are gross desu

oriental women trigger my PTSD from vietnam

t. gay

Damn shame

Half of them have TB, the other half are officers in the viet cong. Remember, only fuck the ones that cough.

Good for him he's fucking all those Chinks in Tier-3 cities but he's an asshole for posting their faces all over Cred Forums

He actually has a 4.1 gpa and has beaten CIA on multiple occasions over the course of the last several months
Btfo is an apt way to put what happened to CIA

I found your nimingban thread

you made it on the trap board you fucking faggot

What am I missing here?

prime cups

He's not footkraut

He posts on Cred Forums?
Can I get a zip file?

What's wrong with dancing?

yeah i said i did yesterday, i just saw the character for girl and didn't check any further

they're still nice helpful fellas and that 120 page thread of girl feet the one guy linked is gud shtuff

yes, he posts his pics and videos there.
make a thread, maybe there is something. some guys there know the names of all the girls he bangs and discuss over who has the better pussy and shit

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This

>tfw an asian girl will never suck ur bbc

Too bad, you will ALWAYS remain a virgin. Digits confirm.

...

Post bbc

shut up

Shiiiet

Guess you'll get fucked by some prostitute eventually.

T-that's gay

Post in my thread please

>hispanic, crackas, niggas even yangs wearing white tees

m.youtube.com/watch?v=nvFDjDLxwGg

where's her ass

I wear a white T but its all stained up from dribbling pizza grease and other stuff on it.

Nothing gay I assure you
Just curiosity

Gonna go work in an hour at some retail store, brb lads.

nvm lads I'm back

I like to have the full spectrum from stained and ripped to pristne.

>tim! great news, great news, great news.
>i just saved a ton of money on my wardrobe by switching to white tees!

I'm sorry, Mrs. Jackson.

woo
ooo
ooo
ooo

Visiting some friends in Canada today

having a quick dash back, might visit mexico later

Im never playing fantasy football again

Just sucked my first authentic bbc haha

feet

A nigger or spic stole it.

I think it's that round thing stuffed in her pants. Is good.

Guys please, we all know I'm the REAL Southern Canadian.

Gonna move to Taiwan and join yoga classes.
Always gonna train last row. Can you imagine having all deez solez in front of you?
Not sure I could handle it desu

Alright I'm the real Southern Canadian
Notice my tripcode

...

remember to vote for my banner starting tomorrow

I am the original Southern Canadian, but I will move to this name for the sake of the people.

Make a foot related banner

can't submit anymore

both my other banners only came in 4th place ;_;

Hey

Hi.

P thicc but I can dig it.

That's thicc? Do you live in a town of anorexics?

Thick for an Asian girl.

Who intj here?

Fair enough. I like the girl btw good job Herman.

what a godawful image

youtube.com/watch?v=NINOxRxze9k
1905 San Francisco if that interests you

I am hungry

Hi, hungry. I'm user.

Me too, let's go eat some Canadian ham, because I'm totally Canadian and NOT American.

Trust me.

>tfw you'll never fly to America and spend a week living in a small town where nothing happens

good lad

I just had a bowl of clam chowder with bacon bits in it.

I wouldnt need to fly anywhere

Starting to rain again pure comfy

Where'd all the posts go?

Dumb jani scum banning me for harrasing the poor German cuckold

oy vey its like anuddah shoah

we're all good buds here

Janitor banned like 5 people so he can feel good about his tiny penis

He did nothing wrong. Someone needs to restore order and decency to this general

you sound upset for no good reason

t. janny

>at the mercy of jany

i wish chicago was still in wisconsin

...

/cum/ revolution when?

never, this regime is excellent for the people

did you submit the hitler one? if so, you were stupid for submitting multiple versions of same banner. You could've won this otherwise

>i wish chicago was still in wisconsin

If Illinois were wiped off the face of the earth we would all be better off. Fucking flatlanders.

The beta appears

Oh the good old days

I shouldve become an orthodontist, thats where the real money racket is

if my laptop can run USF4 and Fallout NV, will it run Mortal Kombat 9?

Is dustbin the new extra flag for this general? hehe

no

delete this post

For a second i thought you wrote "periodontist" and was ready to meme you apart.

Orthodontics is a good racket.

if your laptop can run then so can you, user! I believe in you

What song do you think of when you look at pretty girls?

youtube.com/watch?v=O6JzT0LulvE

shuit the fuck up

put on a dead sea mud mask, gonna let it work its magic for 15 minutes, takes a nice lengthy shower with my new shower head (it's so nice) and then sleep :3

hitler banner? what board are you talking about
i submitted a "SWEDEN YES" banner with 121 different flags for Cred Forums

for /k/

youtube.com/watch?v=_k3TbvlrEbs

no i only made one for MLP and FA

>no billboard for Tommy Bartlett's Water Show
It's shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

Are you actually in Syria?

burgers, at what time is the debate tomorrow?

test

4 PLUS A 4, DAWG, DAS A CHICKEN WING

>janny
>foreigners
everything i hate is in this /cum/ thread

test

did Cred Forums stop working for anyone else or was that just me

I swear to god this site follwing down and nig across the street with his boom box are trying me today.

FIX YOUR SERVERS, GOOK MOOT

youtu.be/1BpNnV8-vNo

its over

youtube.com/watch?v=Yjazvmaq1_U

What did you guys do when posting was down?

I visited family. Might venture downstairs during the day more often.

burgers

what time is the debate

contemplate doing my homework

I realized how much money I could save by switching my car insurance Geico

played runescape desu

I didn't even realize posting was down
I was changing the oil and oil filter on my jeep

this

We back

8:00pm

Played league

On what time zone?

I masturbated and made a quesadilla

The best one

See

i'm a self hating french canadian

I put another log in the stove, and I microwaved and ate a couple slices of pizza.

I broke my no more than 5 rule

hello friends

I realized how much money I could save by switching my wardrobe White Tees

>microwaving pizza
What the fuck is wrong with you

Guys I think I might be addicted to pornography.

I spent literally half the day jacking off today and yesterday. I purposefully avoid social situations so I can jack off more. When I get out of work I go straight home so I can jack off before my roommate gets back from work.

I have no life outside masturbation. What the fuck am I doing with my life?

French Canadians are my fetish.

sup

huh. gj
how cest mal

you two in therapy tommorow

you a grill

Plenty, but I'm not sure what's upsetting you.

Nothing

Doesn't seem like such a bad life desu
If I had that much alone time I'd probably spend it jacking off too

Masturbating, by the sound of it.

Yes, now please take my virginity away with your sweet, maple syrup cum frosting.

>woe mama

nah you're a gay

Why?

I only had a small relapse

good movie

...

I'm not but okay ;_;

Would getting drunk help me finish my homework?

13

She's not. We totally fucked, bro. You should go for it.

who else /wasted their weekend doing nothing/ here?

I found that getting drunk or high would help me write essays better

who else /wasted their whole week doing nothing/ here?

I stole a bike yesterday

>Cred Forums goes down
>you know have thousands of reactions pictures that are useless

just wait til hiro sells the website to an SJW coalition that immediately shuts it down

I'm 95% of the way there

I'm gonna get into reaction image trading

nobody cares

you should give it back, bike thieves are evil

t. had my bike stolen once

Good because I have a 4 page essay due tomorrow that I haven't started yet

you have to go back

the cops took it away
now I have to pay for it otherwise I'm fucked up

work on the other five percent and join me

I cant, its already sunday

I'd have to have some kind of time machine

>whoa mama

oh baby

How do you guys go about doing your homework

I've had my essay open on another tab for at least 10 hours today and I still haven't touched it

>had my bike stolen once
Iktf
And I lost a job because of it.

hahaha dumbass
get a car

Well you see, I sit down, play some music, and do it. Breaks for food and pissing

It isn't "bad". Its just hollow. Right now nothing matters but chasing pleasures. Its watching western porn, then watching Japanese porn, then reading Japanese porn comics, playing Japanese porn games, playing western porn games, and then reading erotic fiction, and then starting all over again. Hopping between genres so nothing ever gets boring.

I know this state of depression isn't permanent, I had a similar spiral into porn addiction in the last semester of college, and I when I started showing up to class on time and going to bed before 3am again, believed that I had gotten better. But the thing that's niggling me in this post orgasm clarity is that maybe I never got better. Maybe I'm just as powerless to hedonism as I was before but I just got better at managing it. And now, after this most recent binge, I'm afraid if I don't do something to break this cycle, I'm going to be ruled by this compulsion until the day I die.

>tfw abusing clonazepam instead of alcojol
>Will soon run out of benzos and don't know wtf to dk
Hmmmm

is that you?
is this me?

New

clonazepam is for gays

WHO SAID THAT

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

t. Flaming gay mexican

I did. Then I got a better job. Then I changed jobs and vehicles few more times. Eight years later, and I'm doing alright.
Thanks for the words of encouragement, though, dickhead.

>Cant stop eating, have gone from skinnyfat to overweight in about a year
>Can't stop fapping, dick gets less and less sensitive, I swear erections used to feel a LOT harder
but the one thing I can do
>never buy anything, no matter how trivial. hoard all my money