/brit/

>BRITISH CULTURE

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listening to Pendulum

ahhhh

>movie

foy

>British
>culture

>not a cart with a projector on it and a VHS

kiddos OUT

shut the fuck up rasheed
tired of backward pakis like you

i.4cdn.org/gif/1474706876318.webm

going to tesco lads do you need anything?

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crossposting feels webms is my gimmick mate hands off

>if you have conservative values and opinions you're a literal rasheed
>only your facial pilosity and skin color keeps you from being a literal paki

Ice cream and the financial times

nigga u be overdosin' on some claritin on some funny shit nigga fuck u mean nigga

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grab us a meal deal lad.

bet you voted Remain

got called transphobic in jessops

Get me a six pack of Miller senpai.

a rope

No respect if Tom Paine isn't your favourite founding father

bf

>British culture.

Some Smarties would be nice. We don't get those in the States.

tuna sandwich x

off to eat4less anyone want owt?

How did you know??

my meme

sorry mate think you're mistaken i've been doing it for years

prospective gf literally did media studies at am ex-poly

youtu.be/JM5WqJp7tUQ

Gross

Strongly considering a wank

FOY

oi mandem
you know how american rappers always talk about sipping on that lean
that codeine that cough syrup
what if we started a trend where english grime mc's start sipping on that lemsip
like if we put loads of packets into one drink that would probably have some kind of effect
we could make lemsip the new big trendy drug in britain
maybe mix it with some form of roadman drink like a magnum

its a good one

endless possibilities, endless!

>Miller
FOY

Is the movie playing a street car named desire?

BLACKROD

youtube.com/watch?v=MyDKEVrNYfU

>day of the rope soon

Wisdom tooth is starting to cause a bit of pain lads

Do I go see a dentist about this or what

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youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po

don't think about all the things you fear
just be glad to be here

How will you fare when rope day comes?

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only real /brit/tards remember this from NYE at 00:00

youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA

don't have work in the morning so i'm going to stay up really late and wank to trannies

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There is nothing wrong with the /brit/ janny

The only people getting angry are kpop spammers

Janny is doing his job well and deleting all the kpop spam

Thank you Janny

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>thread isn't deleted

>like if we put loads of packets into one drink that would probably have some kind of effect

yeah it would kill you or give you liver damage
they have paracetamol in them, you cannot get high of lemsip

yeah lad, ask for extra pain meds too.

*backs off a couple magnum and mashes a peng ting*

Ah, yes, Marseille, the oldest city of France, founded by the Greeks, a city of French culture and history, a founding pillar of European civilisation

Could you move please, I'm watching anime.

bit gay that

>tfw my wisdom teeth grew in perfectly

>ask for extra pain meds too.

Don't ever tell me what to do

Watching football dudes. There are some epic hits going on man

agree
fuck the kpop runts

So-called Grindr

sounds doopin mental

Boudicca wasn't Scottish

when will pboo leave lads?
getting sick of these stale fedora posts 2bh

I remember Boggy bear, good lad would watch porno with

What type of Football 2bh?

abso trutho

Janny forcing his boring thread again.

When will it stop, lads? When will /brit/ go back to normal?

>bacne

fuck sakes, how do I get rid?

>founded by the Greeks

elaborate

never imagined the ancient greeks getting as far as gaul

Pbuhoo

THIS IS THE FILTER THAT WILL END THE GLOBALISTS

all in good time
jannys come and go
/brit/ is eternal

>when will pboo leave lads?
>getting sick of these stale fedora posts 2bh

boudicca is a mary sue

>friend you went to uni with comes out as trans
>his facebook is him dressed like a woman in various clubs and dives
>he adopts a new female name
>his facebook profile now has that new female name

ah yes

Still don't talk to anybody on public transport lads

youtube.com/watch?v=IPhaxqfbl2Y

phwaooooor yes sneak blud whack a fat dooby on for me pal

where's the best place to find qt femboys to wank to

kek my dentist said mine is growing literally sideways

surgery will be long

>**********************

>There is nothing wrong with the /brit/ janny

>The only people getting angry are kpop spammers

>Janny is doing his job well and deleting all the kpop spam

>Thank you Janny

>**********************

do i watch anime or play vidya?

*unfriend*

Inform Hiro about janny, lads.

Paracetamol OD is a shit way to go as well

Long and drawn out as your liver fails. You know full well you're going to die in a month or so unless you can get a transplant which no doctor would do because you committed Seppuku

>talking to people on pt
alri northerner haha

Massilia, mah nigga

yeah and? want to suck me off?

tomorrow morning

You should get used to terrorism. someone important told me this, but don't tell anyone I said this to you, ok?

Like this status and I'll tell you one thing I like about you

>that last sip of the day

Based Janny

>people that have phone conversations whilst on public transport

fuck off.

*upvotes*

just realised some people pronounce boj as bo-jay rather than bodge

an actual teachers pet

bit gay that

hello?

well they did (massilia / massalia)

Currently listening to: "All Nightmare Long" by Metallica

ah yes let's tell hiro that the janny deleted threads that were made early, what an excellent use of a thread

catched a HUGE mosquito and murked him with my raid spray.
decided to cut his wings with a cutter for entering my territory

please gay lads of brit

help me

Might be going mental

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3801018/Terror-attacks-parcel-living-big-city-claims-London-mayor-Sadiq-Khan.html

It was your mayor

>Massalia, whose name was probably adapted from an existing language related to Ligurian, was the first Greek settlement in France. It was established within modern Marseille around 600 BC by colonists coming from Phocaea (now Foça, in modern Turkey) on the Aegean coast of Asia Minor. The connection between Massalia and the Phoceans is mentioned in Thucydides's Peloponnesian War; he notes that the Phocaean project was opposed by the Carthaginians, whose fleet was defeated. >The founding of Massalia has also been recorded as a legend. According to the legend, Protis, while exploring for a new trading outpost or emporion for Phocaea, discovered the Mediterranean cove of the Lacydon, fed by a freshwater stream and protected by two rocky promontories. Protis was invited inland to a banquet held by the chief of the local Ligurian tribe for suitors seeking the hand of his daughter Gyptis in marriage. At the end of the banquet, Gyptis presented the ceremonial cup of wine to Protis, indicating her unequivocal choice. Following their marriage, they moved to the hill just to the north of the Lacydon; and from this settlement grew Massalia. Robb gives greater weight to the Gyptis story, though he notes that the tradition was to offer water, not wine, to signal the choice of a marriage partner. A second wave of colonists arrived in about 540, when Phocaea was destroyed by the Persians.

lol

Hello janny.

Will you please leave us alone?

he's been deleting threads after 310 all day you useless fucking twat

go suck the janny off somewhere else

I always end up reading 2 threads behind when stoned.

Hate white cunts so much

this nigga still moving lmao bruh he strong as hell

no one cares

get a life

probably that acid I just slipped in your drink

*retweets*

janny's quite fast today

>Hate white cunts so much

Literally Japan tier 2bh. Though at least it didn't have a complex nervous system.

>take the subway
>get bombed
2.bp.blogspot.com/-E-Jp2Ew7lcI/VZoUTWyrjFI/AAAAAAAAXQc/EKHW0NXaVv8/s640/7th+july+bombing.jpg

don't reply

always wondered about the etruscans
how long do you think they lived in italy before the romans defeated them, they were originally of greek descent too right?

This thread is way too fast to be a proper thread nam saying blokes?

>he's been deleting threads after 310 all day you useless fucking twat

>go suck the janny off somewhere else

I don't live in london tho, meanwhile your fucking PM cucks the entire country

spent the last 15 minutes talking to myself

business idea: we give up rights and freedoms so the janitor can protect us from the kpop

okay

hmmmmm think I might play some vidya

not a fan of that french mong talking about terrorism

youtu.be/TzNeg9D-EZ4

God I love this fucking nutter

Hail Satan

Really wish poleaboo would OD on that DNP desu

Alrighty

A Patriot Act for Jannies? Hmm

WHY are you all still here

Don't you have BETTER things to do

am not even arsed lad, don't think you're causing us any inconvenience or bother at all

guessing you're about 16 and wear leather trenchcoats

One of my favourite pastimes

>nutter

He's more sane than most sheep

bounced the cats head off the ground again lads

howling at the runts ITT squeaking and shitting themselves about the janny

> MUMMY I WANNA POST ANIME ALL DAY LONG THE JANNY WONT LET ME WAHH
> mummy what do you mean daddy is coming home?
> no mummy don't tell daddy I've been posting anime! no mummy! aahhhhhhhhh
^
accurate representation of your "lives" lmao

no

>the state of /brit/ right now
Thanks janny you attention whore

having a proper good think

I thought he was incarcerated

Classical era would've been pretty cool to live in desu, given I was a semi rich land owner

RULES FOR /brit/ FROM NOW ON.

- You must NOT include any silly "editions" in the OP
- The OP image and text must be in some way related to British culture
- Kpop and anime are not British culture

Thank you for understanding.

idk
norman reporting.

that mosquito just got heemed lmao weak ass nigga you aint going nowhere now bruh
stuck 2 of his legs under a flip phone now he literally CANNOT move

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did the miss the thread an hour ago when it was 310 posts of anime?

He won't last long, people actually dislike him compared to Sadiq Khan

Unfortunately not yet, he just posted in here

>implying janny has any power here

he really is

youtube.com/watch?v=qUEy55r49fY

Have you ever managed to stop? I fear it's getting worse

I'm the owner of /brit/ and I approve this message.

>RULES FOR /brit/ FROM NOW ON.

>- You must NOT include any silly "editions" in the OP
>- The OP image and text must be in some way related to British culture
>- Kpop and anime are not British culture

>Thank you for understanding.

ah yes the new years sink

>some pleb from reddit thinking he can make rules up

>living in normandie
grim, very grim

>super male vitality

what's that bent shit?

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>This is an excuse for it happening

cuck

"65349594
did you miss the thread where I said underage pakis aren't allowed to reply to me? clearly you did.

Never do so again.

Normandy is rightful british clay

#notallmafiamembers

It's crazy, 4chanX can't even catch up on deleted stuff.

I do that quite a lot too
like have literal debates with myself. pretty crazy. sometimes I do it in english or another language to practice the language

actually appreciate the jannys work

you're doing a good job m8. keep it up

keep triggering anime faggots

Why stop? It's therapeutic, kills times, helps you to mull things over.

Don't hate the janny, hate the system
He's just trying to do an honest days work, it's not his fault the bump limit is far too low for /brit/

If I could tell you who I was without getting into trouble I would.

Just listen to those rules and everything will be fine.

Why is ifunny everywhere now

Ask the son of a farmer anything

No excuse, moe of a consequence when you think about it

Other way around

not a single anime post has been deleted though?

Call it whatever you want but you can't argue with the results.

Where did the janny shills come from, lads?

Azu a shit

>inb4 engineer

Best area in Cornwall?

>If I could tell you who I was without getting into trouble I would.

>Just listen to those rules and everything will be fine.

paddy a poo

rolf?

theyre all janny

As far away as possible.

and yet you are triggered

janny>anime

different lighting? yeah impressive stuff

*retired british people clay

I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not.

Huh!... really makes you think.

I bet janny voted remain.

Rude

t. globalists

ah yes, Southampton

>paddy a poo

Repeal the 8th

>and yet you are triggered

am I?

thats not in cornwall though. maybe you didnt understand the question. silly yank

mao took the guns stalin took the guns

Lel the daily mail do this whenever they have a male work out article, they change the lighting drastically and shave the blokes chests.

It's so obvious I'm never sure if it's a joke or not.

Everyone supports the jannys work apart from nonces obsessed with chinky music and cartoons

I come here to discuss british culture and the jannys hard work improves my browsing experience

voted remain lads

best choice for britain

65349469
I didn't bring it up, cocksucker

You can dislike both, disliking anime does not mean you have to like janny.

t. someone that dislikes janny and anime

bet you could fedorapost every single post in a brit/pol/ thread

In that case the very edge, close to civilization.

suck it in Alex, suck it in!

Rate my room lads

Nothing wrong with globalism

Janny is my husbando!

Janny is just doing his job lads, and well I think also I really like him, good guy

Brother just moved there for uni (actual one, not Solent though)

Heard it's a shit place for uni lmao

>toddlers with football kits on

runt family

Leviathan : a book about janny

janny paid me his wages to say that he's a sound lad and is doing what he does because he wants /brit/ to be a better place

yes

I doubt that chum.

Fedora posting is reserved for M'lady type whiteknights/SJWs.

I think it's schizophrenia and unhealthy.

>babies with piercings

even runtier

>Solent

lmao

fuck you yank
your country is destroying the european culture
and not in rorke terms, I mean the real culture

He also paid me double his wages to say that he is bad, to give the impression of a legitimate debate within this thread.

going to have a nice cup of warm milk and go to bed :3

might take Janny's virginity

>/brit/ to be a better place
MUKGA

screeching at the filename

no it's just for things you disagree with, chap

how bad is the Solent one?

*stands outside the /brit/ thread waiting for janny to clock out so I can ask for his autograph*

Janny is a nice guy. We need to stop harassing him and let him do his work, okay?

I don't dislike the janny though, I prefer longer threads where you can get stuck into a discussion.

300 posts when brit is busy is really too short, the first and last hundred posts are just inane

might reinstall tinder

this is probably the BEST post i've seen an american make

>fuck you yank
>your country is destroying the european culture
>and not in rorke terms, I mean the real culture

he is a very good lad. he stops thread splitting bell ends

that would be this

>talking to yourself is perfectly natural and healthy

>anime posters are kpop posters

you've seem to have made a mistake

swear it's literally the worst university in the rankings

excellent post

if i cum from a prostate orgasm do i fail no-fap?

>swiftly enters window-tinted limousine

>Fedora posting is reserved for M'lady type whiteknights/SJWs.

>I doubt that chum.
>Fedora posting is reserved for M'lady type whiteknights/SJWs.

the janny aint happy tho

Interpol DID go shit after Antics

The Labour Party Conference has a safe space.

>tfw finally doing it hands-free
Feels great, lads.

me on the left

redownloaded it last night and made a new account, chose (what I though to be) a much better first picture, but I'm currently on 0 (zero) matches

Had like 6 within 24 hours last time I redownloaded and made a new account

what's so wrong with cornwall? i mean i now it's basically poverty central, but visiting is nice. sure is pretty there.

post toot

snap

That's actually the only good reason to do no-fap.

its the exact same brand of autism, the only difference is the amount of dimensions you choose to express yourself

honestly don't know why you people are so obsessed with trying to force your hobby into everyones face at all times

JANNY JANNY JANNY I'VE GOT RUNTS IN MY TUMMY AND I FEEL LIKE RUNTING YOU

Also doing it pussy-free, I take it.

If he didn't delete threads half of the posts here wouldn't be about the Janny

Jannys approval ratings are at an all time high
The chinky nonces will give up soon and go to /a / and /kpg/ where their posts will be on topic

fuck off murderer

Hmm. I have quite low self-esteem at the moment so if that happens to me I might actually do a cry.

But El Pintor is their best since TOTBL

>what's so wrong with cornwall?

are you so new that you think that will happen or are you just shitposting?

Sisyphus can be happy or unhappy but it is our duty to imagine him happy

We have to picture him happy

>labour
>party
pick one t/b/h

christ

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Smart girl asked me what my favourite book is so I said Chaucer

Why do white people have the last name "Lee"?

Isn't that an east Asian name

abortion is fine
global warming is real and a serious concern
drugs should be decriminalised
gay marriage is a right
anime is shit
trump is shit
you are shit

Hate when you spot blood on the toilet paper

snappy snap snap

cannot fathom the janny being happy

sampling terence mkenna for a song

i have reached peak cliche

like this one

whoever made it should do one every month

>normies
>smart

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good post

fuck off murderer

it took me over an hour and i got about 4 replies

get more for slagposting

Janny, don't you see? You're just making these threads about you with your overzelous moderation.

Just calm down, lad.

When the janny powers up and every chinky post vanishes in seconds I'm sure you'll get bored of it

Tbf, The Canterbury Tales are rather easy to read.

From an Old English word meaning either "shelter" or "meadow" IIRC. It's coincidentally also an East Asian name.

This 2bh

t. whoever made it

>schools teach shakespeare by boringly having people read it out or by letting people watch a shitty film adaption

ah yes let's read out a play rather than watch it be performed by talented stage actors

FUCK anime nonces desu

just glad they have no friends

remember that spate of terrorist attacks in europe earlier in the year? that was mental

>have to go have a glass of champagne to celebratre my brother getting engaged

great

>it took me over an hour and i got about 4 replies
such is life haha

just had a fissure that took 3 weeks to heal

NSA spying

>65350399
Lee != Li you dumb fucking leaf

be careful lad
the last time I made a snap post the so-called Ján ïtor gave me a warning

>General Election 2015
Blairites BTFO
>Labour leadership election 2015
Blairites BTFO
>EU Referendum 2016
Blairites BTFO
>Labour leadership election 2016
Blairites BTFO

truly great OC

>abortion is fine
>global warming is real and a serious concern
>drugs should be decriminalised
>gay marriage is a right
>anime is shit
>trump is shit
>you are shit

lol

new thread

bewd

will the sensible centre ever recover?

so the former then

safe sex, best sex

Religion of peace

*goes inside*
*heems all the limp-wristed gimps in there*

loooool

it's literally on the front page you cunt
fuck off

muslim terrorists usually tend to attack the people who seem to like them the most so it makes sense

new

business idea : I'd buy this

>studying history in school
>get to the age of imperialism
>turns out even back then there were SJWs bitching about muh white guilt and britain not being nice to the natives
When are people gonna face the fact that the british empire was the greatest thing to happen to humanity, and the death of it meant the death of civilized behavior, honor, duty and virtue?

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

p. good hehe

delete this IMMEDIATELY