How do I get my qt to sleep with me without coming off as creepy?
luso é merda... fico burro quando vou lá lurkar
es o user do norte? com a qt russa?
post your godamn profile you abu 'ara3
>about to reverse-cuck the pole
make a fake girl profile - talk to her there. and slowly hint sex with her on your fake girl profile and get her horny with it WITHOUT acting too much like a guy.
on your guy profile, do the same thing but WITHOUT being too crass and dirty. then suggest meeting up.
Sou do Norte, mas não sei se me estás a confundir com outro.. tenho uma qt russa, mas é capaz de haver outro tipo que também tenha.
Se é que ajuda: sou de Braga.
Request the fucc.
Provide the succ.
A simple transaction.
se a tua foto do skype é um bebe com uma cara estranha já viste o meu perfil
Estás a pensar no tipo errado, então.
guys im not otto...
That's a very elaborate plan, user. Luckily I already have plans to meet up with my qt. I just can't tell if they would be interested in such activities.
Boat/notboat, w-why do I have to do the succ?
time to filter the portuguese flag :^)
>travel abroad to meet your qt >qt does not provide the succ
POSTEM PERFIS OU SAIAM DO MEU FIO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
manos fui banido sem saber, tou tistinho. posta o teu perfil e eu visito colega
that would be me
se és o bruno já visitei o teu perfil aqui há dias
DELET your account I am O T T O
>flag >blue eyes
O tipo a que respondeste não é o Bruno (sou eu), mas já sei quem és.
Agora.. quem é o terceiro tipo ? ?? ?
He banned for acting retarded pretending to be Otto, prolly will send an invite link soon though kek
nao sou o bruno
tou cá há um ano colega, quem ÉS tu? :>
>a sandnigger has whiter eyes than you
Alberto always prevails.
not acting retarded, it was just a joke, plus you know I wasn't this other guy name otto. he must be a fucking idiot for you to do something like that kek
Sou o Bruno.. ...
prazer bruno, curtes reticências tou a ver :>
She's raging at me now. . .
waht do? ? ?
dont worry ill message her for you
what's up with that haircut? are you balding?
you got me :>
Great job lads
we did it!
I know you're reading this right now and I know you're loving the attention. Stop pretending
wow thats a nice german eye right there
Karolina i will be your white knight
Her english is pretty good 2bh senpai.
don't know, it's another alberto
anyway where's the leaf?
Don't summon that monstrosity.
fuck you fuck you fuck you I already have a knight
Hope you'll burn in hell, bitchez
wtf lads she blocked my fake french profile, who spilled the beans?
you are cute :P these autistic freaks dont know how to talk to a pretty girl like you
I'm not that dumb, asshole... Some 'girl' randomly asks about guys texting me... I'm not blonde yk
who is your knight
Welcome to Cred Forums.
im not an asshole, chillout it's just bants
Respect me you cucks
>tfw it's another normies find out about the thread episode
Want me to kick their ugly asses for you baby :)
She's hardly a normie 2bh.
>normies >int Not on my board
at least she's not the blacked mountain poo in loo
you mad somalis raping your women?
what is she so upset about?
gee idk Bozydar
>you mad somalis raping your women?
i would understand getting buttmad over nudes but this?
Tell me about egyptian and arabic/north african qts mohammed, how can I cure my sand fever?
you look much better than i thought
maybe because she has a dozen autistics messaging her at the same time
>you look much better than i thought
She's not upset she's loving every second. If she were upset she just would have blocked everyone and gone on with her day. Women love attention. She even posted here to keep it going
>tfw your qt will never shitpost in /cp/ why live
Pfft 40 year old virgin talks about knowing women.. KEK
>/mariaviha if only she was 3 years older and not chiked
>Implying its not Aivaras
Who is this rapist with a fedora ?
How did she find out about /cp/?
Say that 2 my face newb
Yes. Some are whores, some are conservative (which won't be on ip obviously)
No I dont want to smell your nasty breath
Someone gave her a link to the thread
For what purpose? >wanting attention whores here AGAIN don't do this lads
it was some fucking alberto
why is it that only asian people send me messages? i know some of you have yellow fever but I mean I'd like some European girls now and then as well :^(
I saw your olympic team and it blew my fucking mind how pretty some of those girls were, I know that's not the average anywhere but are your average girls on the better looking side? Also, is there any difference in attitudes between christian copts and muslims?
Praise be unto Him.
are you this dutch chink?
Damn you are ugly
vin whats the invite link
Yes. No they are average I think. In alexandria averge is much higher bUT look a bit different/more white. Lots of people made fun of them on Facebook iirc. I don't think so. We are all the same
Go suck your own dick, no one else will
Who are you btw?
I cant create invite links but I can ask the chat admin
just ask henk for it and post it here
>filter women >tranny in results
get it before she sees the pole's profile
damn she's pretty fine
B-bozydar please. .. Quit poaching every qt on this fkn site.
no worries alberto, koreaboos aren't in my menu >tfw wagie >tfw can't sleep again
Good job m8 Take all of their women
How do I tweak Qtcreeper to remove the ''All countries'' shit and search by continent only?
you think you know how to fly, but you burn motherfucker you deserve to die talking about getting cuties but it's funny to me, you're a living online beta why are you fucking with me?
but lituanai i know how fly )))
hi portugal how is your sunday funday??
why the fuck are you talking to me? You're not a friend of mine, you're not a kin to mine, what makes you think that I won't run up on you with the 9?
>with the 9 lituanie is no negro, please post like true white m,ens
I am not letting you die, /cp/
wow haha why is trip always "acting up"???
I haven't checked my interpals account in years, and what I see are old pictures of me when I was still young and alive
post old convos that you see have saved on your inbox
guys... I need help
A girl who I knew from high school, that my best friend used to date just texted me. She wants sex.. help me say no. I don't feel right about it
>all these africans and middle easterners schooling me with improper French because they claim to be native speakers even though they can barely speak the language they claim to know No, nobody fuckin' says "bonsoire" you dumb shit. No, "perofessonale" is not a fucking word.
Just made an excel sheet to keep track of the time zones
>not memorising timezones It's like your not even trying mate.
quick what's the time in Shymkent, Kazakhstan without looking
breddy easy m8, just imagine finland is one hour ahead of us central european timers, the amount of finlands it takes for you to reach your target, add the same amount of hours and you got your answer
I asked an american girl how many views she gets per day and she said 160 to 180 per day this is just not fair
just post the best and the worst nude you've gotten during all that time.
what's up bruno
time in AUstralia minus 5 hours I believe, so 4pm?
inb4 wrong despite having kazakh qt once
Nothing much 2bh lad..
Were you memeing us as Karolina, or is ""she"" actually legit?
I was not memeing, I hadn't even opened the thread at time
I want to believe
at that time*
you forgot it's not a weeaboo or koreaboo
Someone is cucking you right now Really makes you think huh?
really causes me to develop ideas of a violent nature toward a certain object
Some of you qts are alright.
Don't log on Interpals this evening.
forgot file reeeee
didn't you have sex this weekend you fucking normie?
I-I'm still one of you pls believe
Cornish lad here guys. Testing flag. Here's view from the window taken with my shitty phone
i will tell you the same thing i told my ex-qt
that must be a very shitty phone desu
>posting picture of the local landscape instead of the local qts wtf my bud??
ok, what did you guys do?
>he uses interpals to talk to qts the same race as him
Interpals is an interracial breeding ground now
damn, who that?
What a pig you are, you only care about her looks and not her soul! I'm tempted not to help you out you perv, but seeing her Instagram might make you realize that she is a wonderful human being that deserves recognition for her work and personality... She's not a piece of meat for your enjoyment you know! www.instagram.com/aya_shalkar
Why the fuck haven't anyone told me that /bozydar11 is a fake account?! I thought he was an actual chad :( www.instagram.com/owen_devalk
Wtf I hate /cp/ now
why does this make me laugh so much
Lads, I am getting quite scared. This middle eastern girl said she believes every word of the Quran to be truth and she would choose it over anything.
She was interested in alcohol earlier on but now this. Quite risky my American friend
Tell her you hope Obama drone strikes her next
Literally the same as ISIS m8.
I think shes stopped responding because I stated being homo is okay
Lmao fag Post her account
He has really nice skin desu
there can only be one chad
I vote Aivaras for new chad.
I just checked the guy's height and he's only 180cm, he looks taller in his pics like 6'4
This can only be solved in a chad off until all chads but one is dead. The contestors so far: >Aivaras >Clayton
pls add contenders to the list
when i look at some grils that are listed as being online it looks as if they dont have a profile pic, but when i click on their profile they have 4 pics. What if ip shows my profile this way?
just check in incognito Make sure you set the right album cover, otherwise delete all pics and add again.
probably a bug
how do you do that?
/claytonsomedude He posts here from time to time. A real spergy sweetheart 2bh
the guy looks like the character from Devil May Cry by default he wins what the fuck is he doing on that site
Can we also make a most cucked chart, for which I nominate myself
as if anyone can beat Quebec
I saw he befriended some qt Whats the use of befriending a gril there? I never do it.
You underestimate my autism
the american who went to italy and got friendzoned by his qt beats me by a long shot mate
I'll have to add you Nortism. You cucked someones fiance
Nah m8 you let your qt talk to other men on skype while you were about to propose
This desu... 4000 miles for nothing other than a tour around an Italian town
It's too rural, not seen anyone my own age yet. Heading to Bilbao later tho and if there's any folks been here a while they'll know I love me Basques. That said I have got 2 girls I'm staying with, lass from my uni for 2 days, then heading straight to Madrid to see my Italian qt, and she's staying for 9 days.
Moto G. Not trying to sell it to you, I've got a proper camera (meme four thirds) for actual photos rather than quick snapshits
And Amsterdam, but still didn't get laid.
she didn't go on skype the whole time i was there
No it was before you visited, you said something real cucky about her leaving your skype call for someone else
omg we weren't even talking she was just sleeping on cam while i played vidya. she called me back after.
Bozydar is a figment of our imagination # fake profile
Lmao at how ugly the yanks are.
Whatever. I had said before I even went that things had changed. Nothing surprised me.
Of course they are. American women are awful
>Started the computer >Went to the sofa to take a nap >Just as i closed my eyes i got a messenge on skype >It was a polish girl i haven't heard from in 10 days but i wanted to take a nap . . .
She can wait, go nap.
One literally looks like Paul Dano.
fug lad, i haven't been following threads for some time, what happened with you in italy?
People were using his pictures to catfish on IP, so he made an account himself to set the record straight (or you could even say, Correct The Record :^)).
Yeah but she waited until you landed there to tell you she had a boyfriend.
good bants mate we meme now
So did you actually propose to her, or did you decide to not go through with it? I think I missed that thread
>what the fuck is he doing on that site He has like mega cancer of the anus and ranks highly on the autism spectrum.
You got off to her jacking off to other guys, you are an actual cuck you fucking retard.
At least the American was only a pussy.
>she called me back after. pic related, you're a fucking cuckold.
at first i didn't want to but my friends talked me into it so i did and she didn't say a categoric no, she just wants to take a step back to think about it.
QT moved on.
That's not exactly true. Back in early July, we were talking and she mentioned to me she had met a local guy who she thought was really nice, but she said she wasn't sure if she was going to date him or not. She never talked about him after that, and i never wanted to ask. So I kept that in the back of my mind. So when we were getting drinks together, and she mentioned him, I was dissappointed but not surpised
fuck off moron you're only butthurt
lmao, tell me it's shopped
>American is a pussy
There wasn't anything I could do man.
It's probably for the best anyway.
things wouldn't have worked in the long term. We are both going different directions in our lives. It just sucks because i really like who she is. But I knew even back when we were in our prime, that eventually it would end. Life is stupid
stay strong bro you will find the right girl
I'm fine. I mean, I still had a good vacation, and I did really enjoy her company. I do feel a bit sad here and there. But i prepared myself for this.
Trust me I'm heartbroken af even though all went well, I miss her. Duty calls I'm goin to work I'll see ya around
Why would I be butthurt about you being a cuckold?
>it's fine she's fucking other guys cuz at the end of the day she's falling asleep staring at me
Anyone got any stories seeing as this thread has turned into a cry session?
>I am currently in the process of Islamic conversion
Don't do it lad, I'd hate to see you dangle on the day of the rope :^)
Been sent nudes two times by mistake.
Now trying to talk to qt but she comes online, answers one question then goes off.
Nah lad could never do it. >No alcohol >No pig >Praying
get her on social media
There is literally nothing wrong with admiring Turkish feet.
I could greentext the time I banged a chink from IP less than a week after she wrote me for the first time, if people are interested
I asked but she either ignored the question, didnt understand the question or answered it in a way i didnt understand.
Her english is shite.
Did you fly to China or was she visiting Legoland?
She was living in Germany for a semester actually, she spent like 2 days in Copenhagen. She went from my apartment, straight to the bus back to Germany
*iraqi yea go for it
It's your boy, Panty Stealer Is this general just full of newfags now? I haven't been here in about 6 months
90% are new
Absolutely disgusting Who are the 10% that remained?
I'm getting back into IP casually, I'm gonna start fresh with a new profile
>chinese girl writes me out of nowhere >asks me whats good to do in Copenhagen, since she's coming for a few days >Tell her the generic tourist stuff >She thanks me, and we talk about more about tourist spots >Tell her it's a shame she isn't staying for the weekend, as we could have gone partying >She tells me we could just get a beer anyway
>Fast forward a couple of days >We plan to meet up in the suburb where I live "to have a beer" >She comes, we hug, and walk around drinking beer >We chill in the park, while finishing the 6-pack >I suggest we go back to my place to """"watch a movie"""" :^) >Put on Halloween, and hold her in my big strong arms throughout >Movie ends, and we start making out >Proceed to BLEACH her, on the couch, in the bed and again in the shower
Then I walked her to the bus, and she called me an asshole for not going with her all the way to central CPH.
Pic related, convinced her to let me get a souvenir
I don't remember honestly. I think a Canadian and one of the French fries.
I was the guy who went to Italy back in december
oldmemer here, who the fuck are you? boris?
I'm not you, buddy ;^)
I don't recognize either of those guys, but thanks anyway.
Clayton, Boris, Larissa/Guenter, Guby, Swedish Anton, Canadian Anton, Vini
No, but he was a friend of mine. If the name "panty stealer" doesn't set off alarm bells, you're not old enough. When did you join this general?
bit more than two years ago I think , going back every few months, it's pretty alright but most of ppl here is 18 now >Clayton, Boris, Larissa/Guenter, Guby, Swedish Anton, Canadian Anton, Vini sadly i remember them all
I think Clayton still pops in here occasionally.
Oh, so you're even older than me - I wonder why our paths never crossed.
>He remembers all of them Good lad This general isn't what it used to be
oh yeah, chasing ena's nudes was fun af
I was always more of a Rachel kind of guy, but they had both left by the time I got here
how big? you're so forceful
r u a girl??
Tu gal kartais nesi tas vaikinas kuris dirbo kaip Erasmus turas ir kalbejo ispaniskai? Cia lankydavosi kitas Lietuvis kaskada, bet as nezinau kur jie dingo.
sonofbritain or some shit, aren't you this lad? >but they had both left by the time I got here you missed on some quality posting
Bra jobbat, danskjävel
No hahaha, that's not me - I think that guy's name was Nigel
>You missed on some quality posting I've seen screencaps; Rachel was an attention whore who shilled herself anonymously, and Ena was pretty based but didn't hang around much anymore.
trips of truth. #TeamEna
How can one summon Indianola? we need a new script
i didn't know it works so well to be forceful. i've discouraged a few from visiting finland because finland is shit
Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy.
>We need a new script Jesus, just develop one yourself - I did, and then I worked on something else with a Swiss yellow-fevered guy called Daniele, but we never finished.
Here's the thing - Interpals devs have released patches over the last year that rendered a lot of scripts broken, and it's pretty hard to get a new one working, because of the technique/exploit in the site that the scripts depend on has been patched. Also, Indianola stopped browsing a very long time ago, so there's no point in summoning him.
are you this portubro holding a beer on your profile pic? >Ena was pretty based but didn't hang around much anymore. oh yeah, she was drawing shit in paint for me, that was pretty cute how are you even doing? chasing qts or real life got you?
Well, it's a fairly long story. I could tell it to you if you're interested - send me your profile link, I'll reach you in DMs.
You can tell because he writes like it's his tumblr-page.
>I wonder why our paths never crossed. Probably because he didn't want to remember you, Latvian scum.
It's whiskey and coke
I'm Lithuanian, not Latvian.
Wait a minute, aren't you the Irish guy that lives in Dublin?
>mixing whisky with coke, k i found your profile you handsome mofo, how is life?
Ne as ne jis
Around 7.5 inches long, 6 inches circumference, lad.
>i didn't know it works so well to be forceful. i've discouraged a few from visiting finland because finland is shit
She was going to come here regardless, so there's that. The "watching a movie" thing always works though. I've done it with around 8 tinder dates so far, and the only time it didn't get me laid was because she was a virgin and scared af
Mes tai dar nesusitike, koks tavo vardas, vaikine? As Petras
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
wow so big
thanks. what about does drinking before make it more likely?