/brit/

This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture.

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youtube.com/watch?v=jHOWNfhoT7I
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>a fuckin dragon

repostering
>studying history in school
>get to the age of imperialism
>turns out even back then there were SJWs bitching about muh white guilt and britain not being nice to the natives
When are people gonna face the fact that the british empire was the greatest thing to happen to humanity, and the death of it meant the death of civilized behavior, honor, duty and virtue?

cornwall

British culture 404

fuck off irish poof

>shitposting in multiple /brit/ threads at the same time
comfy af tbqh

why are anglos sjw nudists?

14 carat gold slum computer wizard

and this is the lad that went out with this

id please her so much better, what a runty little snark pseudo intellectual wanker he is

the desired ginger gf
youtube.com/watch?v=JGSdVgOf45g

>game is announced
>preorder this game goys and you can have exclusive characters that only the preorder can get you

fast forward several months
>ah yes, those preorder exclusive characters are being released as part of a DLC

every time
when will preorder cucks learn

Got the candles and incense going

>your bollocks will never burst between her incisors

fixed

ahh yes thats better

Triple snap

kek

why so dead

Princess Diana died.

jesus fucking christ

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this isn't good

even for frozen it's not particularly good

stay woke

getting a headache from this post, not used to thinking this deep and hard

Reminder that you're an absolute MONG if you but Dominos, Papa Johns or Pizza Hut without voucher codes

birmingham uni desu lads

allegedly he broke up with her, kek

weird

he is friendly with the irish though

*throws Nethrerlands across the board*

*heils hitler*

>women

>So where do you go to uni then user?
UCL-
>University College London? Wow that's great!
No, UCLA-
>University of California, Los Angeles? Even better!
No, UCLAN
>Oh. So how's that foundation year Sport Science going?

>that hirsute fellow in the hat
kek

>unironically spent a few days in Bozeman, MT
why?

literally nothing happens here

>hirsute
You didn't know what this means
Stop

Getting really good at giving myself prostate orgasms.

Feels so much better than an ordinary wank.

This 2bh

*Repeatedly tries to walk into door entrance with wood plank nailed to head*

Massachusetts looks somewhat similar to Britain

alri patrick

JANNY JANNY DELETE THIS THREAD

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do people buy clothes for one night then return them the next day?

he's fucking useless

means hairy
usually bearded
what do you think it means

Some people do

when the meme is very good, haha yes

People rent Tuxedos here, but otherwise no.

GF sent me this

>the pokemon rap

A new superpower?

proper weirdos like haha

I haven't though, I'm a virgin

haven't a fucking clue what I'm looking at

What am I looking at?

you cant return it if you've ripped the tags off

upside down bum hips and lower back of an anorexic person

what a freak haha

So lonely. I'd give anything for someone to chat to and cuddle with.

ELEVEN FROM STRANGER THINGS IS PENG

same

>POGEYMAAAAN?

with the wig and dress on

else she looks like a bulgarian guy at a car wash

She literally is 11 lad. Take a look at yourself.

bone anatomy?

so lads
pokemon go
whats the deal with that

Haha

I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF I WANT AN ASIAN GF

nonce

Imagine a life so desperate you have to work as a pizza delivery person until 5am

think I'd happily off myself if my life ever got to that stage

yeah haha

*gos away*

What people nostalgic for the empire don't realise is those countries don't really want anything to do with us anymore.

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I WANT A GF

>it's 20 past ten on a sunday night

*revives you*

>can't get a reservation anywhere decent for weds

fuck sakes

yellow fever paki twat

gym tomorrow lads

time to get hench again

Got the old yellow fever hey Ahmed?

Literally me, posting from in the car outside of the takeaway right now waiting for the next delivery.

keep me posted on the time and day of the week

The moderation team were bullying me last night, why of all the shitposts in that thread was I selected?

I'll fucking have one of you if you actually snitched on me, you utter snakes.

FUCK YOU EVIL GERMAN

how do you go on?

benders detected

Want a loving gf.

Yoga

Connect to the wifi at the shop.

'SCOOOOOTEEEER .... BACK .... IN ... (your country)!!!'

BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM ...

I have diarrhoea at least once a day fro the past two weeks. What could it possibly be?

solidarity

want a f

girls are more androgynous when young you utter nonce

the Algerian is actually a 30+ grown man

he's probably drunk again and admitting how big a loser he actually is

Would literally murder someone for a gf.

see a doctor

Just put some smileys in the oven, someone remind me to take them out at 22:42.

Thanks.

waiting for my pizza lads

economics at leicester
thinking of reapplying for either manchester or sheffield though, not too sure on lei for some reason
doubt i'd get into manny with my grades but apparently sheffield are quite lenient and i have a chance
although i'm not sure i'd fit in at sheffield, for some reason i picture it as a really stereotypical white northern city/uni. feel like the uni will be full of posh twats and stereotypical white northern lads who eat shepherds pie and listen to rock music. and i won't mesh with that crowd at all as a black urban youth from down south

hmm

redbubble.com/people/muntificator/works/17683586-david-mitchell-hysterical-laugh?grid_pos=9&p=t-shirt

VIRUS

trying to sell a book online but im too lazy to figure out all this shit about shipping costs

take out your smileys at 22:42

Thank you.

You can't trust any of these prats around here. All em' are fucking teachers pet.

Three fucking weeks to get an appointment, mate.

saying big words won't make you any less wrong gayboy

So is the whole gimmick of /brit/ just you guys acting like retards?

Kill yourselves, britcucks

I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF

>lewd anime

Remember to take your smilies out at 10:42 p.m., my good sir.

it was me :3

I WANT A F I WANT A F I WANT A F I WANT A F I WANT A F I WANT A F I WANT A F I WANT A F I WANT A F

>this pathetic attempt at spam
>filter algeria anyway

easy

The gf.

Well why didn't you book an appointment two weeks ago? Cretinous melt.

let me rephrase then lad,

when girls are young they have no pubes, have no hips, have no boobies and look like little boys

youre a fucking nonce, gas yourself

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yeah...acting...haha

what now?

is leicester nice?

>it's a "Picard's accent slowly becomes more americanised as the show goes on" episode

the bf

never found an appliance that described me better

I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF

Because you don't go to the quacks just if you have a does of the shits.

Now it's fucking concerning.

>So is the whole gimmick of /brit/ just you guys acting like retards?
So it's like a smaller version of your entire country

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Duffy read a letter of this but just going to assume it was you coming to terms with your sexuality

jist laffin aroun' wit mah m8's, oy

dunno
if i go there i won't start until next year, i'm doing a gap year

One of the things about Eleven is that she looks like a little boy you gay nonce

Karen!

I'm going to fucking get you. I'm on the way to your house now.

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Such a classic response.

what are you doing in your gap year?

shut up

Haven't read a single post today.

dreadful thread full of dreadful people

what the fuck is that?

and mine wasn't? bit rude

Say please.

hello darkness my old friend

You must feel right at home then

>Because you don't go to the quacks

because this ain't a pond!

Why do normies think Asian girls are ugly?

that banter trip is a right annoying twat

tell me how to cure my yellow fever pls

working

capybara mate

i've come to talk to you again

Sorry [email protected] Somehow missed yours. You get respect as well.

DRINKING WARM VODKA STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE


AHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

igf

Does Britain have a Pantheon to bury its great men?

alan's finally snapped lads

I'm Polish "plumbing toilets" in UK. Ask me anything.

Browsing Tinder is really depressing. We are so fucking ugly.

:S

lads not sure about this hash my dealer gave me

British what?

stay woke

aa

bb

cc

dd

eeEEEEEEEERRRRR

you're full of it

anglichanka gadit

Are you a detached / Bolkestein worker?
i.e. is your social protection done under Polish law?

This is why we need BBC and BPC to inseminate our women.

It'll get you stoned, 2bh.

First time I linked her nandos sweet
9.95 I swipe then eat

The Algerian has hisitronic personality disorder, or some similar other disorder

Plenty of pond life on here though. amirite?

when i was lonely i used omegle a lot

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The Mexican cunt is in the old thread. Kek. Nobody tell him.

Anyone got a monster cock they want to shove in my arse?

Gimmick idea: Be overly sexually aggressive towards random posters.

he called it 'nuclear' somthing idk

woah
#staywoke #thirdeye #reallymakesuthink #pinealgland

At least he was smart enough to not say "nucular"; I'd trust him.

how do I take a good selfie lads??????

I read this as in like mussies stoning people for doing haram things

good sequence of posts

I did this then had my tiny amount of confidence shattered, because I spoke to an American girl for hours and she seemed to like me, who then when she randomly asked me my height just left straight afterwards without even saying goodbye or making an excuse.

porque no tenemos los dos?

another chichano...

dead

sorry lad

how old are you?

*makes eye contact with you and quickly looks away*

What's your height?

What language should I learn, lads?

NEED a nancy gf

5'4"

21, 22 next month

the language of love

are they the future lads

I know the feel (im 182 cm)

It's a meme u dip

Well, that's your problem.

Stupid fat cunt hahaha

Girlfriend just uploaded this to YouTube

youtube.com/watch?v=jHOWNfhoT7I

who linguistics masterrace?

Hatian creole

used to do this back when it was pre-webcam

showed it to my mate back in the day and he ended up making a gf on there lol

>being 6 feet tall
>still turned down by girls
Damn

don't know how i'm going to survive a week of work in this fragile mental state

Need a Jonathan Byers bf

don't worry lad

she was a superoficial bitch

linguistics aka "i am fairly intelligent all round but have NO idea what i want to do so this looks cool"

Speak exclusively in Jamaican patois when I link the mandem

?

what its just that 6 feet tall is still manlet hight

who?

go to the doctor then

that's the joke you utter dickhead

Does anyone have Jade Joddle's new YouTube channel?

Yeah, well it is not like I can change it.

what's going on with Tim lads

any news?

Scabies rash is clearing up lads, excellent stuff!

Don't know about social protections. In Poland i would have to be jobless for at least year to get anything.
I never thought i would work in the UK in the first place. Was working in Poland as a Software Engineer, but got one offer from UK that they are looking for programmers.
Since they provided me with flat rent for 3+ months and pretty good wage (60k GBP/year) i accepted the offer.

want to shag a pregnant bird

JADE GOODIE

LOL

It's time to take those Smileys out if you're still in the thread.

yes

Off to the petrol station to buy some fags
Anyone want owt?

FOB

impressive courage

exactly

Link me

Something to drink myself to sleep with.

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got dry skin on the sides of my mouth

like almost scablike

forget what its called

might call in sick tomorrow

beg first

scabies

it's herpes

doing a think

are you meant to get rid of nostril hair? are your nostrils meant to be bald?

Aw come on just give me it

I thought you were a plumber
question doesn't make sense for IT

>the diarrhea from the food poisoning has given me hemorrhoids now

ah yes

no

beg if you really do actually want it

To see the launch site of the Pheonix by Zephram Cochran, and location of First contact between Humans and Vulcans...

Obviously.

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i'm a kv and I haven't gone out drinking in months

really hope not because I'll kill myself desu

>you can fly from gatwick to canada on a 737 for only £300

doing this asap

now this made me think

left alone again in the teamspeak

sigh

*gets on my knees and looks up at you with puppy eyes*

daddy please
you can do what you want with me daddy

>diarrhea
FOY

think you're meant to keep some, traps shit that goes up there, but trim shit if they're sticking out

Pleaaaassseee link me to her new YouTube channel. Please. PLEASE. I beg you, please!

work tomorrow

>A wise man can always be found alone
>A weak man can always be found in a crowd

lily allen is a such a vapid holier than thou cunt, why do idiots get such a massive platform

might do a suicide

get me a bounty ice cream bar from the freezer lad

give us the deets

>Buy a copy of Pokémon Omega Ruby or Pokémon Alpha Sapphire and get a free poster & mug!
How big of a runt would you have to be to use a flipping Pokemon mug?

tfw in bed already

wagie life

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Wish I had the courage

omg so true

tried before but fucking paramedics saved me

>having to work bank holiday's

feeling bad for you lads

neither of these are really degrading yourself

i want to feel in complete control

now beg bitch, beg like the little runt you are

Become who you are.

>work wednesday

iktf

doubt this

>image is a wolf, an animal known for being in packs

What did you do?

ummm a lone wolf???

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swallowed a load of pills to overdose

can't trick me, I have lots of client meetings booked tomorrow and they'd defo not be working bank holidays

that class, tho

Delete this. It implies subtly Ireland is British

>he needs more than 4 hours of sleep

didnt know you were kissless

hard to believe really

could deffo pull if you tried

>this was literally for Theon Greyjoy AKA Alfie Allen

youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2Grfi3lFg

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfie_Allen

What a cunt of a sister

>there are people ITT without at least one suicide attempt under their belt

NORMIES AROOOOOOO

It is.

thats why the hug was such a success :)

>attempt
>he failed

i think you're the normie

i'd like to live in a totally unremarkable medium-sized American midwestern town/city.

i imagine it could be quite comfy.

THREE

>dedicated anal bead shop

jelly

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looking at a swanky apartment tomorrow after work

might make an offer. might not. dunno yet. would kinda rather an actual house with a garden and driveway so I can adopt a few dogs at some point down the line, but its not a deal breaker right now

will update ye tomorrow. off to bed now

THOUSAND

if you haven't tried to die you haven't tried to live xxx

I've got about 6 or 7 now
first attempt was when I was 11

st johns

POUND

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Galena, Illinois is God Tier if you feel like it.

people who are actually suicidal don't talk about it, they just do it

>You will never be a girl and go stand over that with no underwear under your skirt

t. Attention seeker

muh fleg

well considering he got his shit together and became a bigtime actor maybe it was the kick up the arse he needed?

great sister 2bh

muh culture

Fuck off

wow

that's deep, huh

t. West Britain

this really made me think

Can always flog it in a couple of years for profit

Do you think the song caused it?

reminder that Operation Icesave was to reclaim money which Iceland had lost in the british cod theft

TINDER

t. west paki

>AirBnB hosts discriminating against blacks

How do the hosts know that the person is black?

talkers talk, doers do

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you have to supply a photo

WOW

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic debt collector

Is that legal in the UK? It isn't in the US since the 1960s.

new

My Dad's ranting at the "negroid filth" on TV for some reason..

and then they told their new gf "hey I saved another life today"

who knows, reckon if my sister was a famous singer and she released a song about me being a degenerate druggie waste of life then it might make me think twice about what i was doing

>tfw no lily allen sister to motivate me to turn my life around

been considering doing that with my gaff recently desu

i wouldn't discriminate against any race though

That's why mums go to Iceland.

it will soon be called something else

this kind of city center, Americans call it European.
Average US town's center is The Mall.

cute, though

finished my runt test :3

going to do a cheeky wait until the next thread before posting it however

her tits are glorious

wait no longer