/brit

...

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Y0oaCVmJGxQ
Cred
youtube.com/watch?v=stA0nT-DPQk
youtube.com/watch?v=AcDllzn34QA
strawpoll.me/11304174
soundcloud.com/bankizz_label/bkzcast039-trycloid-bankizzs-frozen-apocalypse-mix#t=30:19
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christians_in_science_and_technology#Currently_living
youtube.com/watch?v=Wi7CAs4c2xU
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_Nobel_laureates

cara

fuck dejani

fuck off

truth: talkers talk, doers do

My Dad's ranting at the "negroid filth" on TV for some reason

ordering a PS4

...

you have extra flags now?

neat

This 2bh

Neuron status: firing at full speed

talked your mum into doing me

do not under any circumstance buy one from Denmark. my xbox is still stuck there.

buying a honda civic

Imposter

mind=blown

I'm well drunk lads wahey

no i'm cara anons substitute while he is absent

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault

>tfw no mai gf

I've heard AirBnB hosts are discriminating against blacks, which is illegal in the US. Is it illegal in the UK?

Love the 'Iceland is ALSO FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS' ads desu

>extra flags

where is he?

>Advancing as the axis in RO2
>narrowly avoid getting gunned down by soviet MG, hit in the arm
>lying down completely as bullets whiz past my head
>Artillery incoming

>Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault

probably, can't really be proven though

OH MY GOD, THEY FAMINED KENNY!

Remember when janny went after fedora posters for a day then gave up?

everyone is doing something, unless they are doing nothing

no way to prove its because they're black

might do a sleep

why
necked himself

i cant disclose that unfortunately

we have a janny?

going to bed so i can do a work tomorrow

night lads

with the angels x

im hench

*cringed*

What's year 9 like?

one hour in paint

can someone please post kpop

youtube.com/watch?v=Y0oaCVmJGxQ

>playing as Axis MG
>see all the Soviet runts charging into the grain elevator
>turn the reds into red mist as they charge towards me

>inteligence

lad

nice

Also true, enforcement of the Civil Rights Act has been somewhat sluggish compared to the 1960s. I guess racism isn't nearly as clear cut in the UK as in the US.

Hello?

Fuck off, I'm not fucking fat goddamn it.

Got like 24 or 25

never understood how these drivers in the road rage videos actually stop to defend themselves

I would fucking scream and leg it asap

Wahey

girl called me a loser and took the piss out of my accent

fucking bitch

I scored 55.

miss u

test

Is anyone here an actual left-winger? Politics, not football, tits.

wahey

Anyone else just saw a footjob literally broadcast to the nation on TV?

i unironically have read the communist manifesto whilst drunk today

what up?

What are black people like in the UK?

the same as they are everywhere else

Mostly better than American blacks
Although they're complete yankaboos for American blacks and don't quite seem to realise they don't live in America

Anyone know of some free online resource to teach yourself a subject to degree level? Looking to put my NEETdom to good use.

kys

booting up the 'seek

browsing the 'scotia on google maps

what subject mate

womens studies (not memeing)

for what purpose

Bloody average speed cameras

Fury is just about the shittest heavyweight champ there has ever been

Feminism (not the tumblr SJW variety, mind you) and gender roles have always been an interest of mine.

wow he has manic depression show some respect!

signed up for cage boxing lads

doing a connection error.

Hiro is fucking the site up again

Post

baby, I like your memes

extremely slow in here lads

Yoga 710?

t. Connection error

Nandos is pretty shit

Has he actually fixed it now?

Not decided, looking to pick up 2-3. Maybe some sort of computer science could be useful, and some formal study of philosophy. Anything that takes my fancy. Already have a degree in psychology though (hence why I'm NEET), so not that.

This is not me, although I suppose it could be interesting to engage with women's studies on a basic level just to try to understand their argument better. I've already done that when I've had online arguments with feminists though, and it almost always comes down to some completely pseudoscientific sociology shite.

...

bane?

it all depends on what the person is doing desu. the person chasing is so retarded with rage that they're pretty easy to trick. I've been chased a couple of times and tricked them every time

>tfw 7 on the runt scale

wanking to angela white

My ice cream is thicc as fuck lads

ahh yes the so called jap man clearly knows how to run a website

>have a degree in psychology
>completely pseudoscientific sociology shite.
I take it you didn't enjoy your time

post pics

Looking up people you went to school with is scary

FIX THE SERVERS

Should have made it country independent

Putting dumb pom 2:1 and A levels (whatever the fuck both of those are) means others cant partake

why is connection error?

help

It was mixed - some of it was relevant and scientific, some of it was bullshit. Shit qualification for trying to find jobs though, as I'm now finding out. Got a 1st from a top 10 uni, but still not been able to get any interviews for proper jobs.

>psychology is pseudoscience

So the majority of them aren't Niggers and are just normal black people?

I think chinese moot spilled his breakfast ramen on the servers

so lads, a hot girl called me a loser at the end of a house party and took the piss of my accent.

i mouthed her back, don't worry about it.

Cred Forums-science.wikia.com/wiki//sci/_Wiki
You might find useful resources here

Out of curiosity, do any Anglos other than Americans, Canadians, and Irish pronounce their r's when written?

Imagine how Chris Chan's classmates feel.

I assume that's the British equivalent of getting a College Degree with Honors and APs, respectively. Agreed, though.

Read the post you slut, I said feminist sociology was pseudoscience, not psychology.

rolling up a cheeky one

well did you at least have fun

unironically wish I'd done psychology to be honest

>Read the post you slut, I said feminist sociology was pseudoscience, not psychology.

Why do we like the smell of our own farts?

lads, because she called me a loser, she acknowledged my presence, r-right?

wait until the new one comes out

youtube.com/watch?v=stA0nT-DPQk

Interesting; how big a part of the population are they? Here they're around 12%, but that number is stable/stagnating and before the Civil War they were 20%.

Coursera, maybe.

well its only version 1 im open to suggestions

how would you replace it?

you can pretty much tell what it means; if you're posting in /brit/ you should have a general idea of what a-levels and gcse's are

fedora poster hahahaha

two belters on this record

>hiroshimoot is in some room, knocked out from sake, refusing to fix the site

Literally have no idea how people stay unemployed in this country. There's so much runt tier retail and warehouse shite going it's a joke. Sure it's bad work but it still pays way more than the dole

listening to mix mup

its ok

thinking about that time i burst out crying because no one was replying to me on /brit/

The site's fixed for me, although it was really slow an hour ago.

>Sir Wellington! The Prussian reinforcements have arrived! We might actually win this battle!

fuck off job centre adviser

Is there anything more runtish than alcohol made from rice?

Your county makes some good sauce, tbqh.

Cred Forums got sold to SA a few days ago

her calling me a loser affected me badly.

me

hmm

It was ok, uni could easily just have been 3 years of partying and as long as you cram before exams you can still get high grades. So if you're a normie, you'd love it. I became a social recluse in 3rd year though so I don't have such great memories. If you meant the subject itself, like I say, it's mixed. Lots of it is very interesting, but not all of it, and also job prospects are shit.

Thanks.

You mean the site that was the Cred Forums before Cred Forums and is now Tumblr-level?

might open the door to my local subway and shout "nigger" inside then run away. hate this one nigger who works there

really made me think

Winston Churchill was an old racist

faggots

If you're fine with never coming back there go for it, I guess.

*invades you*

Motherfucka lads

You basically only have to fill in a few forms to get a job at a factory too. If it's not food shit it's not that bad

doing an apathy

...

but the BBC told me that churchill was a good guy who killed a racist austrian

You're thinking of YTMND but yes

so is reviewbrah

test

Fkn cant post

made a vid lads

youtube.com/watch?v=AcDllzn34QA

Lol and what? Shart in all my marts?

the BBC are more biased than Cred Forums

i did your test btw before Cred Forums shat itself

WEW FINALLY

*cums in your vagina*

are u pagan

>nico has only worked on 5 tracks in the last decade
feels bad man

ummmm
sweety

Kitties hugging it out

delete this one please

you're religious?

...

Exactly zero points

>she calls me a loser

i win though because im a man.

Cats are truly God's animal. :3

Legally
Why?

Roman Catholic

Don't have a 4K TV so getting the Slim one instead of Pro

>cheses

>i win though because im a man.

so like do you go to church and stuff?

Which movie did you just watch at the cinema?

>that image
>that post

Holy shit sort your life out

what a homosapien

>i win though because im a man.

dumb betas

I'm a lazy shite and haven't been for a while

I do pray though

god squad fuck off

>Homosapien was Buzzcocks frontman Pete Shelley's 1981 debut solo album, the title track of which was released as a UK single the same year. The single was banned by the BBC, but was nevertheless a hit in several countries.

liscki is the next elliot rodger
thank god you can't get guns easy in UK or it would have happened already

>i win though because im a man.

talking to yourself is therapeutic i guess
god can't hear you thought (he doesn't exist)

>talking to yourself is therapeutic i guess
>god can't hear you thought (he doesn't exist)

>going bald in your 20s

ahh yes

Literally 1 point. Internet part got me.

ahh no

final score of +8

i'm a self confessed runt though, not really an accurate test
normie traits brought me down considerably

The Son of God goes forth to war,
a kingly crown to gain;
his blood red banner streams afar:
who follows in his train?
Who best can drink his cup of woe,
triumphant over pain,
who patient bears his cross below,
he follows in his train.

>talking to yourself is therapeutic i guess
>god can't hear you though (he doesn't exist)

Are the wage slaves in bed?

This is extremely accurate

got a 70c off coupon

think they got the wrong currency hahaha

CIDF fuck off

ANYONE who is religious is unironically fucking scum and needs to off themselves pronto

pirate fedora posters are better

going in a minute

wanked to a cam girl who looked exactly like a cousin of mine


hope it wasn't her 2bh, always thought she was a good kid. shouldn't be masturbating on internet videos.

>talking to yourself is therapeutic i guess
>god can't hear you though (he doesn't exist)

>The single was banned by the BBC
wonder why

in omegle?

zero (0) [null]

talking to yourself IS parapalegic

huh

>(he doesn't exist)

*it is of your opinion

no
alarm goes at 6:40 though

>ANYONE who is religious is unironically fucking scum and needs to off themselves pronto

Why are black people so loud? For fuck's sake I'm trying to get some sleep.

largate spic
a nadie le gustas

i used to be an edgy atheist when i was an underage

she calls me a loser? so fucking what, plenty more women to shag out there.

I'm actually better than you
Would rather go to jail tbqh

They're loud in the States as well.

I'm an atheist

no one asked

canny even find a youtube or soundcloud link for the b side so i can post it here and say "choon"

glad it was on the 'seek

Me too

Men of Harlech, march to glory,
Victory is hov'ring o'er ye,
Bright-eyed freedom stands before ye,
Hear ye not her call?
At your sloth she seems to wonder;
Rend the sluggish bonds asunder,
Let the war-cry's deaf'ning thunder
Every foe appall.
Echoes loudly waking,
Hill and valley shaking;
'Till the sound spreads wide around,
The Saxon's courage breaking;
Your foes on every side assailing,
Forward press with heart unfailing,
'Till invaders learn with quailing,
Cambria ne'er can yield!

You're part of the reason why the West is breaking

i'm a terrorist

new:

strawpoll.me/11304174
strawpoll.me/11304174
strawpoll.me/11304174

>plenty more women to shag out there.

and yet you have to pay for it

step up your game little boy

>I'm an atheist

who /agnosticcentrist/ here
i do not believe in absolutes

Kek. This is my favourite meme of September.

On second thought, A1 is far superior to Worcestershire Sauce.

Just awared Scotland Yard of this

Enjoy being a ward of HMPS

heard some black guys talking to each other at work and they basically just yelled at each other really loud with big smiles on their faces basically mimicking each other.

"HEHEEEHEEE SHE SAID DAT?!"

"HUHUHEHEHEH YEH SHE SED DAT!!"


"SHIIEEE SON!!"

"HHAHHAAH AWWW SHIIEEEEEE"

its more of a transfer of energy rather than a transfer of words.

i've not bought a prostitute yet, tempted to.

I was dressed as if I was Morrissey though and not your usual chad wanker yesterday.

fucking bitch calling me a loser

shit

I mean they're so fucking loud in groups. Considerably louder than any other race.

winners never quit and quitters never win

>having this plebeian level of understanding about religion

I remember being 13

Recommend me some good English poetry

the tripfag from wales is cool

Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules
Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these.
But of all the world's great heroes, there's none that can compare.
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the British Grenadiers.

soundcloud.com/bankizz_label/bkzcast039-trycloid-bankizzs-frozen-apocalypse-mix#t=30:19

choon (mixcut)

eating cottage cheese
x

It's the same thing here. IDK why 2bh; the Asians are usually so reserved, and the Whites and Hispanics normal, but the Blacks are rather loud.

I'm just curious where you people find so many pictures of fat kids in fedoras. I've never seen on IRL, where are they and why do they all wear fedoras?

Mind Over Matter

>wahh you don't understand it's not a sky man you must be underage
christcucks crack me up
HOWLING (internally) that you actually believe in a super-being that created the universe

I liked it because it triggered the fuck out of that one autistic lefty who said the bbc is a paragon of neutrality.

He sperged out for five whole threads and then started doing the same on pol.

Poking that twat was the most fun we have had in ages.

ive unironically seen someone in a fedora (and an MLP) shirt at my old college

you are a loser

if you can't see that by now..

seems a bit noncommittal iyam

i reckon you're afraid of marriage too

bars

was he doing computer science?

christmas lads

this 28 year old in my undergrad csci class flunked a test along with 90% of the class and moaned to the prof asking for harder homework questions, since supposedly they all failed because the homework didn't prepare them. now this week's homework questions are nearly impossible. i'm pretty smart and i pay attention in class and these are 20 times more difficult than anything on the last test

idk he was getting his student card picture taken though

Some of the greatest thinkers and scientists in history have been religious. But of course, you're smarter than all of them. You're a genius. This is exactly where the fedora meme began and you're a living example

getting a yoga 710 for christmas 2bh

Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!)
Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace,
And saw, within the moonlight in his room,
Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom,
An angel writing in a book of gold:
Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold,
And to the presence in the room he said,
"What writest thou?"The vision raised its head,
And with a look made of all sweet accord,
Answered, "The names of those who love the Lord."
"And is mine one?" said Abou. "Nay, not so,"
Replied the angel. Abou spoke more low,
But cheerly still; and said, "I pray thee, then,
Write me as one that loves his fellow men."

The angel wrote, and vanished. The next night
It came again with a great wakening light,
And showed the names whom love of God had blest,
And lo! Ben Adhem's name led all the rest.

I liked it cos the person who posted it was being serious until every laughed at him, then he tried to worm out of it unconvincingly.

lol yoga

wanked three (3) times today
you tell me

none of the greatest thinkers and scientists in the last 50 years have been religious though

At least you have real Asians. Here people bundle Middle Easterners and South Asians under the same 'Asian' umbrella as East/SE Asians. Which is annoying when trying to find a decent escort.

>wanked three (3) times today
Same. Grats.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Ahahaha

Imagine being so insecure you were desperate for recognition from the strangers on Cred Forums

>appeal to authority
hmm yes, the runts are here

no one who's contributed anything of value to science in the last 50-75 years has been religious

go FUCK yourself god squad

that'd be a terrible life

Imagine being so insecure you made posts like this one.

after watching some mini-documentary on this guy I'm convicned he's totally fucked in the head and I don't hate him anymore because no matter how rich he is he will always be a pathetic weird little runt

nothing is funnier than watching the runts scramblet after they fuck a test up and come up with excuses to complain. funniest excuse for leniency requests I saw was because in a chem subject where the professor gave students a 100 question revision booklet of exam topics, one question has the wrong question marked as the right one. if you knew the topic, you knew it was a mistake instantly too hahahaha

>tfw to intelligent to worship some magic space man who ""supposedly"" made everything by snapping his finger

:(

That's an impressive resume if real.

Someone just called me a privileged shitlord in Cooplands

fuck this calculus homework

giving us functions that i can differentiate in 5 seconds but the bulk of the work is substituting with fractions and roots and irrelevant calculation shite

hahah the feel guy

iktfb

Gonna say "Lads" or "Mate" in my nasally North American accent to the next Brit I meet.

>being this upset over someone else's wealth

Wew lad

It's a sin to covet

what if our universe is a simulation in someone's computer? wouldn't the person or people who created the simulation be god(s) in the most literal sense?

Could I pass as local in your cunts?

>hating a rich person just means you're jealous
FOB

and the lord said:

(nothing because he doesn't exist)

Demonstrably false.

Pagett, M.P., was a liar, and a fluent liar therewith -
He spoke of the heat of India as the "Asian Solar Myth";
Came on a four months' visit, to "study the East," in November,
And I got him to sign an agreement vowing to stay till September.

March came in with the koil. Pagett was cool and gay,
Called me a "bloated Brahmin," talked of my "princely pay."
March went out with the roses. "Where is your heat?" said he.
"Coming," said I to Pagett, "Skittles!" said Pagett, M.P.

April began with the punkah, coolies, and prickly-heat, -
Pagett was dear to mosquitoes, sandflies found him a treat.
He grew speckled and mumpy-hammered, I grieve to say,
Aryan brothers who fanned him, in an illiberal way.

May set in with a dust-storm, - Pagett went down with the sun.
All the delights of the season tickled him one by one.
Imprimis - ten day's "liver" - due to his drinking beer;
Later, a dose of fever - slight, but he called it severe.

Dysent'ry touched him in June, after the Chota Bursat -
Lowered his portly person - made him yearn to depart.
He didn't call me a "Brahmin," or "bloated," or "overpaid,"
But seemed to think it a wonder that any one stayed.

July was a trifle unhealthy, - Pagett was ill with fear.
'Called it the "Cholera Morbus," hinted that life was dear.
He babbled of "Eastern Exile," and mentioned his home with tears;
But I haven't seen my children for close upon seven years.

We reached a hundred and twenty once in the Court at noon,
(I've mentioned Pagett was portly) Pagett, went off in a swoon.
That was an end to the business; Pagett, the perjured, fled
With a practical, working knowledge of "Solar Myths" in his head.

And I laughed as I drove from the station, but the mirth died out on my lips
As I thought of the fools like Pagett who write of their "Eastern trips,"
And the sneers of the travelled idiots who duly misgovern the land,
And I prayed to the Lord to deliver another one into my hand.

...

its been clear since day one he's just a sociopath

demonstrably not an argument

tl;dr

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

She's fucked more man than you ever will

the fucking rapist

Yes. You're actually whiter than 50% of the locals.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christians_in_science_and_technology#Currently_living

hmm no nobel prize winners in science on this list at all

Vitai Lampada
THERE'S a breathless hush in the Close to-night -
Ten to make and the match to win -
A bumping pitch and a blinding light,
An hour to play and the last man in.
And it's not for the sake of a ribboned coat,
Or the selfish hope of a season's fame,
But his Captain's hand on his shoulder smote
"Play up! play up! and play the game!"

The sand of the desert is sodden red, -
Red with the wreck of a square that broke; -
The Gatling's jammed and the colonel dead,
And the regiment blind with dust and smoke.
The river of death has brimmed his banks,
And England's far, and Honour a name,
But the voice of schoolboy rallies the ranks,
"Play up! play up! and play the game!"

This is the word that year by year
While in her place the School is set
Every one of her sons must hear,
And none that hears it dare forget.
This they all with a joyful mind
Bear through life like a torch in flame,
And falling fling to the host behind -
"Play up! play up! and play the game!"

>opponent literally has mate in 1
>blunders his queen
>ragequits

Ah good to know. Gib citizenship pls

dumb pirate frogposter hahahaa

Reminder that if your believe in an invisible space dad i am instantly 100x smarter than you

He's a pathetic man. Became internet infamous and rather than ignoring it or learning to keep a low profile he actually tried to become more hated. That kid no one cares about unless he's doing something really stupid or gross or cruel.

>so few they can actually make a youtube list of them all with descriptions

ah yes
very interesting
they must have prayed extra hard

me in 1995
youtube.com/watch?v=Wi7CAs4c2xU

this is true

if you didn't get over that stuff around the same time as father christmas then you are an eternal manchild and should be euthanised

>youtube

hahah you fucking idiot. besides, no one is suggesting the list is exhaustive. you're obviously an absolute spcker

Being atheist doesn't make you inherently intellectually superior any more than being religious makes you inherently morally superior.

Any Nottsfags here?

He's not here

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_Nobel_laureates

>over 2 billion Christians
>only 15 million Jews

Christplebs on suicide watch

Small wrists are the truest sign of a runt

>you're obviously an absolute spacker
>coming from the guy who believes in a space magician who controls the weather

>tfw I can almost, just almost, get my middle finger to touch my thumb around my wrist

Fuck off Christ fag. Go rape a child

might put on a jumper

>there exists 0..n deities
pineal status: encrusted

new

HOLY SHIT (((they))) really control everything

Threadly reminder that there is no higher form of cuckoldry than still using electricity in 2016.

>that one runt who claps his hands together and says words to the invisible man so he gets nice things

>btfo
>moves onto unrelated point

Fucking kek. Besides, I never stated whether I was actually religious or not. Clearly, you cannot wrap your head around someone who is able to look at an argument from both sides. And you're the "smart" one? Jog on you bellend

I can do it and have room for three fingers underneath. You're literally nothing.

I can touch my thumb and all of my fingers except for my pinky around my wrist

didnt you say you were roman catholic?

people who unironically defend the religious are rasheeds and rasheed apologists

end yourself

A lot of it is unfalsifiable, however you slice it. It isn't a science.

>implying


why are yanks so simple?

can do these easily

>It isn't possible for someone else to join in a conversation who isn't the person you replied to originally

Do you have a bucket by your feet to catch the drool that comes out?

>atheist

kek

>Do you have a bucket by your feet to catch the drool that comes out?
Do you have a text file full of these?