/cum/

Hallows Eve is around the corner buds.

The leafs are changing color, the temperature is dropping and I can feel the spirits rising.

Fall started here this weekend. My fall coziness > your fall coziness.

Where is that?

RIP

Vermont

No wonder, the East Coast always looks good.

F

*kicks open your butthole*

>spirits rising
that's not the only thing rising

need some alcohol in it and it is perfect.

What average temperature is your fall at?

VT is the only New England state without any Atlantic coastline. Lake Champlain is nice, though.

I want to impregnate Finland

Me too, I wanna cum inside a finnish boi pussi

God damn Suomi's

Suriname (/ˈsʊrᵻnæm/, /ˈsʊrᵻnɑːm/ or /ˈsʊrᵻnəm/, also spelled Surinam), officially known as the Republic of Suriname (Dutch: Republiek Suriname, Dutch pronunciation: [ˌreːpyˈblik ˌsyːriˈnaːmə]), is a sovereign state on the northeastern Atlantic coast of South America. It is bordered by French Guiana to the east, Guyana to the west and Brazil to the south. At just under 165,000 km2 (64,000 sq mi), it is the smallest country in South America.[note 1] Suriname has a population of approximately 566,000,[3] most of whom live on the country's north coast, in and around the capital and largest city, Paramaribo.

Originally inhabited by a number of indigenous tribes, Suriname was explored and contested by European powers before coming under Dutch rule in the late 17th century. In 1954, the country became one of the constituent countries of the Kingdom of the Netherlands. On 25 November 1975, the country of Suriname left the Kingdom of the Netherlands to become an independent state, nonetheless maintaining close economic, diplomatic, and cultural ties to its former colonizer.

Suriname is considered to be a culturally Caribbean country, and is a member of the Caribbean Community (CARICOM). While Dutch is the official language of government, business, media, and education,[3] Sranan, an English-based creole language, is a widely used lingua franca. Suriname is the only territory outside Europe where Dutch is spoken by a majority of the population. The people of Suriname are among the most diverse in the world, spanning a multitude of ethnic, religious, and linguistic groups.

Post more irrelevant countries

>>>/wikipedia/

fucking newfag

...

>Guyana (pronounced /ɡaJˈɑːnə/ or /ɡaJˈænə/),[7][8] officially the Co-operative Republic of Guyana,[9] is a sovereign state on the northern mainland of South America. It is, however, included in the Caribbean Region due to its strong cultural, historical, and political ties with the Caribbean Community (CARICOM). Guyana is bordered by the Atlantic Ocean to the north, Brazil to the south and southwest, Suriname to the east and Venezuela to the west. With 215,000 square kilometres (83,000 sq mi), Guyana is the fourth-smallest country on mainland South America after Uruguay, Suriname, and French Guiana.

>The region known as "the Guianas" consists of the large shield landmass north of the Amazon River and east of the Orinoco River known as the "land of many waters". Originally inhabited by several indigenous groups, Guyana was settled by the Dutch before coming under British control in the late 18th century. It was governed as the plantation economy of British Guiana until independence in 1966, and officially became a republic within the British Commonwealth of Nations in 1970. The legacy of British rule is reflected in the country's diverse population, which includes Indian, African, Amerindian, and multiracial groups.

>Guyana also has the distinction of being the only South American nation in which English is the official language. The majority of the population, however, speak Guyanese Creole, an English-based creole language with slight Dutch, Arawakan and Caribbean influences. In addition to being part of the Anglophone Caribbean, Guyana is one of the few Caribbean countries that is not an island in the West Indies. CARICOM, of which Guyana is a member, is headquartered in Guyana's capital and largest city, Georgetown. In 2008, the country joined the Union of South American Nations as a founding member.

South America is very mysterious

Nigger I how to find Wikipedia.

It's just that I can't insult countries on wikipedia.

genuinely sad about this

You live on the countryside?

Yikes...

Noice, Early winter is coming.

I think I may be the only fucker around who actually hopes for winter, Partly because winter on ships is cozy as fuck.

I need to do my homework and all I am doing is testing my WPM

>I follow professional golf

I didn't even know they sold those in jugs like that

Wew, lad

>not watching the second comfiest sport in the entire world

I have a jug of raspberry arizona in my fridge right now. Theyre great chilled

Hey boss I got one better
Equatorial Guinea (Spanish: Guinea Ecuatorial,[a] French: Guinée équatoriale, Portuguese: Guiné Equatorial), officially the Republic of Equatorial Guinea (Spanish: República de Guinea Ecuatorial, French: République de Guinée équatoriale, Portuguese: República da Guiné Equatorial),[b] is a country located in Central Africa, with an area of 28,000 square kilometres (11,000 sq mi). Formerly the colony of Spanish Guinea, its post-independence name evokes its location near both the Equator and the Gulf of Guinea. Equatorial Guinea is the only sovereign African state in which Spanish is an official language. As of 2015, the country has an estimated population of over 1.2 million
>Only spanish speaking country in Africa.

The country's authoritarian government has one of the worst human rights records in the world, consistently ranking among the "worst of the worst" in Freedom House's annual survey of political and civil rights.[11] Reporters Without Borders ranks President Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo among its "predators" of press freedom.[12] Human trafficking is a significant problem, with the US Trafficking in Persons Report, 2012, stating that "Equatorial Guinea is a source and destination for women and children subjected to forced labor and sex trafficking." The report rates Equatorial Guinea as a "Tier 3" country, the lowest (worst) ranking: "Countries whose governments do not fully comply with the minimum standards and are not making significant efforts to do so.

>I watch golf

>I have a jug of raspberry arizona in my fridge right now. Theyre great chilled

What's the highest death rate in Canada?

>I haven't been to three out four majors including the British Open at the Old Course

>golf is comfier than chess

>chess is sport

>golf is a sport

besides college football, golf is the only sport of any worth today

>sports

>I don't follow professional chess
>Chess isn't a sport
>I prefer the old "kick ball in box", it's for more sophisticated enlightened gentlemen such as myself

>chess is a sport

It's funny how everyone has heard of the dog labrador's, But I couldn't find any foreigners who knew where Labrador was?

>

>golf is the comfiest "sport"

100%.

All these are pretty boring except >falls

if you dont enjoy baseball, you're either a communist, have ADHD, or never had a father figure in your life

>It's funny how everyone has heard of the dog labrador's, But I couldn't find any foreigners who knew where Labrador was?

I have ADHD

taking care of my gf's kid while she's out getting groceries

It's been 3 hours already

>if you dont enjoy baseball, you're either a communist, have ADHD, or never had a father figure in your life

>I prefer the autistic mans checkers over

t. Fatherless low attention span communist

I'll admit it. I laughed.

What does atheism have to do with Labrador?

>I can't write complete sentences

MLB > shit > nfl

>Autism is a sport

Yes, I live on a small private road (not as fancy as it sounds) outside of a nice, small town which is surrounded by a large national forest.
Autumn is still my favorite, but winter's also great. I was happy to have to split wood and fire up the wood stove today.
I just don't like summer in humid climates.

>I like mocking innocent americans

that's what he gets for being a honda faggot

>I don't have autism

>MLB

maybe janny isnt "that" bad

Yeah if it weren't for the complete boringness of the situation Fall or Spring is usually my favorite season.

Used to have a real nice hunting cabin way out the way down north.

>autism is not real

Who /fat/ here?

>tfw just ate 5 tacos

>Alabama

noone, you disgusting slob

how many kcals is that?

:(

I just ate an entire box of wings.

>Tfw skeletor as fuck

4 tendies

now I just need to get the rest of my life in order

SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME GET MY LIFE TOGETHER

>just ate 5 tacos

Calm the fuck down and join the navy or something.

I'm fat but poor

I haven't eaten shit today
I'm waiting for the first of the month

>i am an american citizen

Do u like tacos Pablo

>He fell for the university meme
What's debt like cucks?

noone

>only 5
lol get out of here you bony fuck

>wants to get his life together
>he never had an actual life

better than working at mcdonalds

>not using Tomorrow

>complete boringness of the situation
Get ready for winter, drink cider, have cozy walks, and shitpost while eating pumpkin pie. I don't know about Canada, but Merican holidays are fun. Thanksgiving is the best iiatbch,mf

Of course

Not anymore.

There's nothing wrong with working at McDonald's

None whatsoever.
I got a guaranteed job in the end.
I got payed while there.
I got a free room.
I got to go on adventures every second month.
And I got two degrees in four years.

What college did I go to?

not bad
I dropped out after one semester

please stop and give me real advice

I wasn't fat until I quite smoking cigarettes. I gained 30 lbs in a year, and I can't lose it.

I fell for the ITT tech meme

This. If you're under 24 and single, join the military.

you poor bastard

Nigga why

I'm 23 and out of shape

>I can go on cosy walks and drink apple cider
I can probably walk down to the stern and up to the bow for no reason whatsoever and get yelled at by the deck for wasting time, Or I can stay shitposting on a laptop in my bunkroom.

Also did you have a stroke in the end of this?

You didn't fell you're just dumb.

>There's nothing wrong with working at McDonald's

Bought a multi-tool and some .32 ACP today buds. I feel very manly

I went to a for-profit trade school, and I used that and a fuckton of hard work to double my income. Now I have a chill job with better income.

I'm currently listening to Ray Charles

ban guns

>32.
>Manly

After being out of a job for so long you get desperate
Smarter than you juan

the tuition fees in my province are the lowest in all of Canada+USA, and I live with my parents (who pay my tuition), AND I study in a degree which allows me to have well-paid internships

tl;dr I actually have quite a bit of disposable income

>stroke
if I am to be completely honest, my friend

t. needs a "training course" to own a handgun

You wish lad

I'm not qualified to join

>lad

you proved his point

I'm two smart for university

>lad
aiii, tis there a lot of yei irishmen in mesico?

>not qualified
>navy
Do you not have legs or some shit?

A gun in efficient and steady hands is more deadly than even the mightiest calibers.

And it was only an hour, Who cares.

Coast Guard then, If it's as good as the one up here than you're set.

>Cant stop eating, have gone from skinnyfat to overweight in about a year
>Can't stop fapping, dick gets less and less sensitive, I swear erections used to feel a LOT harder
but the one thing I can do
>never buy anything, no matter how trivial. hoard all my sheckels

There's a few but I like the British accent.

I know that feel, except after a year of gaining weight I've now been losing weight over the last year (slowly, but still, I'm happy to have lost ~15 pounds in a year, it's already big progress).

Is it normal for Americans to say cunt?

>A gun in efficient and steady hands is more deadly than even the mightiest calibers.

>some .32 ACP
But for what?

>never buy anything
Apparently doesn't apply to food.

nah

youtube.com/watch?v=1liVw-fRkTM

Why? :(

>I like the British accent.
translated "I suck cocks"

In some states up north, but not really. Though I have heard it every now and then.

It's very rude

Thanks for trying to refute my arguments with americans wearing trilby's.

It's like the worst of the bad words over here

Yes, but we don't use it like Brits use it.

MAB Modele D
Only pic I've got on my computer desu

>in some states up north
Nigga what? It's one of the worst things you could say

>And it was only an hour, Who cares.
it's a two day course you no guns liar

cunt is an extremely vulgar word

...

kek

I'm so tired of feeling spaced out and apathetic

>all these sad cunts can't take the word cunt

I feel bad for these cunts

reported

Good luck, I am ahead 7 proxies.

Cool.

hey all, dont mind me

I can eat about 3 of those right now

except for that nasty red drink

I've got some .32 laying around the house that my grandfather gave me, but it's literally 20 years old. Feel safer using something that isn't old and corroded

Where'd you get yours at?
The lesson was only an hour, Guy gave me a test at the end that I passed with flying colours.

Also, Guns. Guns that I do not own anymore

Just took a very satisfying shit that did not even need a wipe

bait

I don't have any friends lads

it's a bloody mary you dingus

Yeah, that's what all girls tell me.

>lads
I wonder why

Dead thread

AND YOU KILLED IT

Just like ur mum

How do you guys do it to pirate shit without getting notifications from your ISP?

I just to live in Spain and I'm used to just download shit whenever I want.

>mum
>colour
>centre

Can't you torrent stuff from the US/Canada?

I just do it.

I used*

i've literally never gotten one of those. i do not download any extremely popular, mainstream normie shit (disney/pixar movies, top 40 pop records, AAA vidya games, etc). i think that's the trick, some indie record label or game studio doesn't have the resources to put ISPs on watch.

And you don't get notifications?

I mean I wouldn't mind If I lived alone, but the problem is I a have a house owner that would probably get mad in case she receives a notification.

I could use VPN, but most VPNs here in the US require you to pay them monthly.

Never gotten one, most likely never will
>movies
>books
>tv shows
>video games
>porn
>comics
not a single notification

Ok, that makes, and that's a good point because I mainly want to download old movies nobody really gives a fuck about.

ISPs generally don't give a shit.

i keep seeing mention of monopoly man, cia, vapeman, poo man, etc

what are these things?

Only the adhd one sorta applies to me. Baseball is really boring, my man.

hownew.ru

myths

No one, sweety.
Now go to bed; I'll tuck you in.

i've been here for about a week

are these cum memes?

legends of a bygone era

Do it. They'll get you into shape.

tales from /cum/ glory days

No, Not memes.

You would have to find the rize on of the morning to find the meaning behind /cum/

>Sorry user I forget you were having a birthday party.
>Sorry user something came up and I couldn't make it to your birthday
Good thing I wasn't expecting much in the first place.

>expecting anything at all
you'll learn

I use privateinternetaccess. It's $30/year

>tfw a little girl called you ugly

>no mention of cum baby

>he invited anyone
how do you do this

I'll have plenty of time to think it over while I finish this cake and lasagna I made.

Was Gilles just a misunderstood shotacon?

>lasagna
invite me next time

This. Only disappointment and humiliation await.

I'm pretty social, but I guess not interesting enough to warrant anything more than idle chit chat.

Well, was she right?

Is this real, nigger?

Post this on /k/.

I really just can't stand anglophones

I pay $1500 for a 5 month semester at a 4 year university and am graduating this upcoming may with zero debt and a guaranteed job

Y-yes

>il a dit en anglais
D'accord, Johnny.

>tfw you have to get up and do something but the album you're listening to isn't quite finished yet
i hate this feel

Then things aren't any different than they were before. Nothing has changed; you're no worse off.

are baby boomer americans or maybe the generation after them the luckiest people in all of existence?
>born too late for real conflict, 1000 yard stare inducing conflict
>got to experience the signature events of the 20th century
>commericializing of American life coincided with the amount of their own life had slowed down
>if they have lived this long, then the smart ones are pampered into death by retirement homes
>get to completely miss the Mad Max bullshit that is on the horizon

what other lifeform has gotten to go through life so EASILY

>probably left out a good amount of stuff that they got easier than the generation before them, and the good morals and ethics they got put in them that the later generations didn't get

The IRC channel is kill guys.

Rizon channel name is #/cum/

Nice shooting cowboys

...

baby boomers are trash. that said, some of them were drafted for nam, and they missed out on the internet until it was too late for them to enjoy anything other than facebook games.

youtube.com/watch?v=5fslhBpTbXs

post your workout music

Gen X didn't do too bad. Except they don't blame boomers for everything like millennials do

I only torrent anime, jav, and neofolk

youtube.com/watch?v=vwfNPtnPl4E

i want to impregnate these japs repeatedly

Gen X still has a while to go, dying between 2005 and 2015 in your 70s seems ideal, which is what most baby boomers are did.
Gen X has to wait until like 2030-2040

>in English
>not in Japanese
into the bin it goes

mmmmm pizza

its the phenotype that matters

is that remy

I look like an effeminate faggot. Jesus, I wish I was born brown instead of looking like a generic copy of a "tumblr boys" google search.

evening fellas

do you follow the '5 second rule'?

post boipussy

really makes you think

Yes

Only savages dont

youtube.com/watch?v=EQnntACjSUk

I'm worried I'm becoming an edgy douchebag
>run in front of traffic to cross the street
>sprint in front of people to cut in front of them if they're walking really slowly
>aggressively stand up and lean out of seat on bus to campus to be able to get out first
>yell at smokers to get away from my fucking window
>kick walls in my room to seem dangerous and crazy so people won't stand outside my door and talk
I'm not one to make excuses but I think it might be the environment. this big college campus with its huge student body is driving me out of it. the sooner i graduate and move the better

you might just be autistic

i like emo as much as the next beta faggot, but this guy's vocals are awful

Hello Americans! I just wanted to say that I think you are great people. Have a nice day y'all

YYAAAAAAAAA TRICKK YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

ive been becoming the same lately
tb h being hateful is a lot more fun when you back it up with action
god i wish i still had the balls to push over retards like i used to

Thanks India

>y'all

love you too

Thanks, Vivek.

How do I send a text message to a guy I've had in my contacts for months but have never contacted once? He lives in an apartment with a "friend" (complicated) of mine
I hesitate to think of me and this guy as friends, but I enjoy being around him and haven't seen him in a while. He's pretty normie and goes out and does shit, whereas I've been in a rut just coming to and from work/class for a month. Tagged along with him to a concert and have drank and played vidya with him before with the last time being about a month ago and kind of want to rekindle that

Do I just send a sup dude message? I dont text or call anyonr ever, so i dont know what is socially acceptable

I found them grating at first but they grew on me

Don't be gay.

Yeah just don't think you're autistic, if you think that you probably won't be

Just say sup dude or whatever would be normal for you to say and if you want to chill ask what you doin

qt cali boys

Where is Joto
Why won't she love me

Ugh Americans, how do we live with them?

i don't get why people ask me like i'd know

>mexicans don't even post in /cum/ any more
>they left for /lat/

Jerks.

I vote that kick Mexico out of /cum/ and invite Cuba when they get internet access.

fuck off

Im pretty qt, but only if you're a girl

>liking jotolisco
hahaha

I'm not trying to hurt people, I just want them to get out of the way. Feeling impatient being around so many people all the time

>cum to cuc
how fitting

>inviting commies into /cum/

gas yourself, pinko

WE ONLY KEEP THEM IN FOR THE ACRONYM

>cuc > cum
Who the fuck do you think you are

No im a pretty qt guy

/gcub/?
Greenland and Bahamas

I guess I'm pulling another allnighter. Hope I don't have a heart attack.

>cuc
please no

Why.

cuc lol

I don't get this meme.

Canada, USA, Britain, Sweden - /cubs/

No more FUCKING south americans, thanks.

Invite Kenya as well
Or kazakhstan

PLEASE NO

it's time to move on, bud

hi i just wanted to say that I am glad Mexico is our south of the border country bro :) it could have been Syria or Honduras or something terrible like that.

Mexico is cool, cool!

diff eq test in the morning
all my classes have exams in a consecutive 4-day period, for some reason

>limeys

good luck bud, you'll be alright.

thanks bud, I'll remember that

In all seriousness it's just an acronym
we need to seriously think about the sake of /cu/ here, who will join us? Come on think

>/brit/ becomes /cumblat/ after dark

What the fuck you guys?

Ordinary differential equations is easy though.

Faggot

T. California

This isolationist thinking will only hurt us. We need European alliances. I vote for Germany, Sweden, Finland and the Netherlands. Also Latvia and Poland.

Hello, fellow Californian

hey fuck u

/balticum/

PLS BE IN SAN FRANCISCO AND QT

Wow.

See you guys?

This exactly what I'm talking about.

Yeah, it's not bad. I only have 2 chapters left and I'll move on to other homework. I met people who failed the class an absurd number of times, though.

are u a grill?

I don't live too far off from a caltrain startion.

Yes my dad keeps calling me girly and barkeepers think im 16

...

I don't know why but that really scares me for some reason.

Like how do you get that many calories in there? That's like lethally unhealthy.

I don't know why but "spooky" is the best word I can think of to describe the emotion

>Posting on /lat/.
Never ever. I was just playing bloodborne.

My sexual life peaked at 15 ama

If you've passed calc 2 and then you fail ODE, something is wrong with you. Good luck though.

did he put it in your pooper?

IM TELLING THE TRUTH
Good for you

Where does a Mexican get a PS4? I thought you guys lived in adobe mud igloos.

nah she did the splits on my face and could barley take 3inches of my 7in dick, fixed that eventually tho

They do tho

It's a lot to cover for a 3 credit class. I can see how it would be demanding if you're juggling 17 credits a semester. On the other hand, I've heard about people who failed it 5 or so times. At that point, you need to pick a different major.

The Rocketeer is such a great movie.

>... Heat advisory remains in effect from 11 am this morning to
8 PM PDT this evening...
>... Heat advisory remains in effect from 11 am to 8 PM PDT Monday...

>* temperature... highs will mostly be in the mid 80s to mid 90s near the coast with mid 90s to 105 for inland areas.

send help

I'm a billionaire
AMA

...

what's the key to success?

test

is youtube down or is my internet fucky

Its like barley 70 degrees dude

The latter.

I think it was fucky there for a moment but it came back

during the night. Its a whole different story when the sun's up

Fucking cold in the northeast lately. 50 degrees right now.

I don´t. I bought it on Liverpool (a mall).

Oh, well I'm in a/c from 6-3:30 so I'll be k

tough shit

mexicans left because you are all deeply unpleasant persons and understand nothing

greetings

my mom says I'm a very pleasant person and a genius

this :/

new

Fuck my ass.

so when we build the wall will we just be /cu/ or /NA/?

Hustling

thx

bump`

I guess we're back here

HE'S HERE

lol
1 post from bump limit

HE DOESN'T DISCRIMATE

I'm here

The mods have awoken and are very mad.

ok

>back at 290 posts

Niggersp

Wish I had a gf

I like this guy

Based Teddy

lol

I need to eat a shit

What happened?

Good lord that taskbar (?) is pig disgusting
Clean your shit you scumbag

JANNY'd

>/cum/ has never experienced the presence of the custodian

hmm typical, bootlickers.

El janitor deleted /brit/ and /cum/ and then called us niggersp

MOPPED

This thread was still up and nowhere near reply limit.

I'm the same, I just started ignoring it

>Why yes I DO in fact prefer the Yotsuba B theme to the Tomorrow theme. I enjoy having my retina's fried by a bright blue screen and will love being partially blind by the time I'm 30!

>>/cum/ has never experienced the presence of the custodian
Are you retarded?
/cum/ has an extremely high janny presence

...

>pepsi

janny certainly shan't be pleased with this

not one bit

we're past bump limit this time

>even /nice/ got deleted

They've awoken with rage

For you