/brit/

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Bane?

anime

pirate scumbags

first for God and his son jesus christ our saviour who died for our sins (hallowed be his name)

foolproof way of telling if someone is a runt: if they place on the political spectrum at all

just booting up the ol xbox hehe

But the Consul’s brow was sad,
And the Consul’s speech was low,
And darkly looked he at the wall,
And darkly at the foe;
“Their van will be upon us
Before the bridge goes down;
And if they once may win the bridge,
What hope to save the town?”

Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the gate:
“To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his gods,

“And for the tender mother
Who dandled him to rest,
And for the wife who nurses
His baby at her breast,
And for the holy maidens
Who feed the eternal flame,—
To save them from false Sextus
That wrought the deed of shame?

the fat Mexican...

>2016
>Using electricity
Is there any higher form of cuckoldry?

>tfw sleep cycle is fucked up and you have lectures tomorrow

Haha that'll show her

the syncopated drum beat derived from the amen break...

I can do it and have room for three fingers underneath. You're literally nothing.

how much asian pussy could i get in Canada

just sleep during lectures lad

what's the difference between scots and brits, i thought they were the same crap

None because you're a faggot lol.

religious people need to gtfo of /brit/

MFW Prince George refused to high five Justin Trudeau.

Even the little prince knows the man's a cuck.

>still mad that spain colonised him
>still mad it wasn't Britannia

christcucks don't know how to move threads lads

I've found god again lads

the detuned saw waves...

dumb pirate frogposter.................

FUCKING SPIC FUCK OFF

*throws you over the wall*

think i might finally understand why people hate blairites lads

cos the only thing worse than religious people is ""agnostics""

Might start shitting at work, free shitting lads

Runtists pls leave

never

ok so im shitposting on reddit yeah, and this kid is saying something about england should be worried about being kicked out the EU

and I said the majority voted for it and wanted it so why would we be worried and its not being kicked out if you voluntarily leave.

said he hopes my mum gets cancer

honestly cannot believe how rood redditors are

the fat mexican will lose weight after trump wins and he has to go to work laying bricks for the wall

...

hes already over the wall

k t jodan maricon

i saw god

she's black

and hates pakis

I don't trust any "man" who rubs his nipples while wanking.

leave Pedro alone m8, or else

dumb pirate frogposters aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj

Amazing grace! How sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost, but now am found,
Was blind but now I see.

business idea: frogposting

go on

What did he mean by this?

k ase puto

the blue king...

aaahudazzz,zzz,
assa

That song written by a slaver who "found God" (aka willingly made himself dumber) after feeling bad about the niggers in shackles on his boat

watching king of the hill

aaaaaaaajajajajajajajajajajaajsjjaj dumbfuck frogposters

>his country could have actually been good
>Mexico would have managed to keep a lot more of their clay if they were Anglo

dede frog haha

christianity
islam
judaism
it's all the same shit

What basis in scientific fact/reality do human values have? Why is murder wrong from a moral standpoint? How do moral standpoints have any value whatsoever when viewed objectively?

I knew that. He was shipwrecked off the coast of Ireland, cried out to God to save him and underwent a spiritual conversion over the years.

*votes trump*

noice

Something wrong, Pedro?

no fuck ahhahahhahahahaha

Hitler was a paki loving runt who is the reason why the idea of protecting white people and white countries is a taboo subject nowadays

>when a yank posts a frog in your direction

>"found God" (aka willingly made himself dumber)

youtube.com/watch?v=mn0aqBAfaWY

he sees the frog..

Sounds like a bit of a daffy lad

I really like this pepe

My life flows on in endless song;
Above earth's lamentation,
I hear the sweet, tho' far-off hymn
That hails a new creation;
Thro' all the tumult and the strife
I hear the music ringing;
It finds an echo in my soul—
How can I keep from singing?

:/

>christianity
>islam
>judaism
>it's all the same shit

save it, it's all yours my friend :)

That's not wrong, though.

>"found God" (aka willingly made himself dumber)

...

just made a rather long post on a fantasy football forum

I just feel bad for this guy ;_;

Why don't Mexicans celebrate easter?

dumb frogposters

sad loser haha

is god real?

>the mental gymnastics you have to perform to be intelligent AND believe in a wonderful mystical mystery magic man maker of moons

howling

didnt read a single word of it

reminder that mental illness is a spook

any more british pepes lads?

>it's a religious episode

joining in with the frogposting

>is god real?

...

>the mental gymnastics you have to perform to believe humans are mere collections of cells and at the same time have any inherent meaning or value whatsoever

it's good to passionate about things, whatever they are x

shame that

what is the point of posting dumb frogs

...

You got a license for those memes, son. Meme piracy is a crime.

have a banger of a frog but saved the thumbnail accidentally haha

what is the point of being a smelly mexican?

...

OC do not steal

youtube.com/watch?v=2lWb7ccj0yY

I possibly look worse than him..

...

...

*grabs you by the throat*

BACK THE FUCK OFF

Tomorrow, Tomorrow

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Why don't spics celebrate frogposting?

Post face lad.

donating this toad to /brit/

Once I was blind, now I can see.

John 9:25

*teleports in front of you*

*stabs you in the balls and eats your lungs*

heh... you just dont know when to stop, do you.... kid......

....no

Don't want to be bullied. sorry.

I'm a young black man and I support Donald Trump

business idea: start calling everyone stooge

...

Wasn't the Smashing Pumpkins so didn't liste! :P

u build da shuttle and the buildings in ameriKKKa

If you're having frog problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 pepes and a toad ain't one

*buys a 10% stake*

I can see this one taking off

Reminder that American cartoons > Japanese cartoons.

queer fucker

end yourself

frog posters are dumb as fuck

Lord of the Runts

>hair blatantly goes through her eyes

non frog posters are all smelly mexicans

>mfw it's pepe hours
Who /comfy/ here?

Business idea:

1) Buy dollars
2) Dress up like a city gent and stand outside the Bank of England shouting "fuck the pound!"
3) ???
4) Profit

the hell is that shite

Ola vato

Actually I'll continue breathing thank you very much :')

huh.. that's actually true, isn't it?
hmmm...

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business idea: rangeban canadian posters

Good Morgan

...

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friendlyjordies

rorkes HATE him because he's a good-looking, preachy, rich, lefty, arrogant student

t. George Soros

dumb frogposters......
youtube.com/watch?v=X_NW2A9D-tw

Rebuild hadrians wall

ill rip you solar plexus out >:)

business idea: trademark pepe

Business idea:

1) Buy chickens (or eggs. IDK)
2) Wait for them to lay eggs (or hatch. whatever)
3) Sell some chickens or eggs, keep some back to continue your chicken and egg empire
4) ???
5) Profit!

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America will have a Great Wall along its southern border soon

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>tfw to smart for frogposting

>canadian nickel
makes you think...

and the tunnels will continue to exist

That'll never catch on 2bh.

Business idea:

1) Buy a pickaxe and miners lamp
2) Dig for gold
3) ???
4) Profit!!!

would like to apologize for being mean :(

trump's daughter is married with a (((particular))) person though

You can try but I can guarantee any attempt at physically harming me won't end well for yourself

It's symbolism. Leafs get out

I really, really like this image.

tfw too smart to use electricity in 2016

Eating a cheesestring lads

of what?

anime girls>frogs

hardest dab you've ever landed lads?

not if you make it deep

Business idea

1) gas the kikes
2) race war now
3) ???
4) profit

American cartoon frogs > anime girls

Save it

It's all yours friend

>anime girls>frogs

Don't we just have the best Pepes on /brit/? The best.

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jungle

how deep
and how high? they use cannons don't they? and how do you build a wall along the rio grande

he an horrible poster

did not enjoy that

you ask to many questions , kid

"You are the light of the world /brit/. A city that is set on a hill cannot be hidden."

>America will have a Great Wall along its southern border soon

Any coke lads in

Please get out of /brit/ with your leafphobia.

Where you from lads? /plymouth/ here

sounds like chit

they think we are worried for the dumb wall hahahah

usually
not currently
t. architect of the /brit/ coke photo

Chicago 2bh

Iceland

yeah

TEN. FOOT. HIGHER

Iceland is a relevant country

selly oaks a shithole

>Iceland is a relevant country

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i really want to kill frogs

>tfw when all I want is an autistic Cred Forums friend

need to acquire some tbqh

suck ya mum

you've seen the posts itt, why would you want that?

back to Madrid la

where in iceland

you're the only people I can talk to and bee myself around

Blairite party announced at 7:45am tomorrow morning lads

bread and milk section

if only

regretting posting here during that year desu, can never become a famous politician now cos i'll find one of you madcunts has sold my post history to the sun or something

if you're from Luton or Staines hmu

The Anglosphere 2bh

From neither, lad

People who intend to vote for jez have literally __no__ understanding of basic economics.

>ireland
>america
>anglo

Akureyri

Selfoss
good post
can't wait for the trial

>ireland
>in the anglosphere

Probably should replace Kenny's flag with Australia tbqh.

what about Barksdale?

Speaking English and having a broadly Anglo culture qualifies IMO.

hahahahaha

smella

t. Blairite scum

bmw lad?

Perhaps, but Kenny is poor and from a dysfunctional family like Ireland. He's also the raunchiest, though, so perhaps Australia would be the better fit.

Got a pounding headache lads
:(

I like how they focus on the black fella:

youtu.be/87Xkr8z3lEo?t=109

never heard of it

How long does it take to get to Reykjavik?

transfer that pounding to my botty boo x

youtu.be/gXYfnWRp1Q0

it takes me about 5 hours

Bristol?

Ireland is substantially wealthier than any other country in the angiosphere.

Pls conquer us

YEEE BOII

the irish are like the kikes

w-why do you want to know where I live?

What did you eat for dinner?

are you even white?

una vela.....

The memes say otherwise, although I take it the Celtic Tiger has changed things.

4 hours from akureyri
Around 3 if you drive like a man

hahahah WTF

Púlla upp að þér í svörtum fötum

to be fwiends with you duh :3

he probs ate a burrito and has been doing disgusting farts all night like the smelly mexican he is

Ireland has a higher average wage after tax than America, the UK is just a shithole and Australia is just an irradiated Chinese mining colony.

falklands

Jónsi
demantar á banka bókinni
Jónsi

Na na na nananana NANANANAA NANANANAA hey Jude
Na na na nananana NANANANAA NANANANAA hey Jude
Na na na nananana NANANANAA NANANANAA hey Jude
Na na na nananana NANANANAA NANANANAA hey Jude
Na na na nananana NANANANAA NANANANAA hey Jude

NOW WE HAVE 2 SNOW NIGGERS

wonder what HYQXYZ means

How do you know he's smelly?

>look at clock
>2:20
I'm knackered lads, I'm off to bed. It's been fun shitposting with you all night.

nuh night :3

Kek most of Ireland outside of Dublin is Wales tier. Your GDP is probably just artificially inflated by all those corporations which choose to base their European headquarters in Ireland because of the lax tax laws

Norwegians and Swedes classify as snow niggers

Icelanders actually work for a living

what does jónsi mean
it doesn't work on google

it's a name

SNAP

*kisses you on the lips*

ha.. ha.. ha..

>mexican

why is he saying it then? i am confus

>jónsi
didn't he do a song for How To Train Your Dragon 2?

SNAP-CHAT

because he is the Smelly Mexican of /brit/

You smell

KYS you fucking janner

t.plymstock

i don't know, it's a awful song, so it's not worth dissecting

need a film that will fuck with my mind

Its a name
"Í svörtum fötum" is an icelandic band and the singer is called jónsi

like flowers

big fan desu

guess it helps i can't understand the words

new

based, hope they show that vile toerag jeremy corbyn what for

It would be extremely painful

*demilitarizes the Rhineland*

yes
foreigners actually listen to Landabois?

it is taking place

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ahhhh im with ya

False alarm, people.

having a wank

IT'S COMING UP IT'S COMING UP IT'S COMING UP

posting my gf with her mum

what do you lads think?

FONYC

don't think so

one of you madcunts posted it here a while back now i am an icelandboo and want to learn the language to be able to appreciate your dank hip hop

IT'S DARE

nah where'd he leave it

Exeter

Trying to reply to this with an ϟϟ poster but cant post pics ffs

Isn't it like half 4 in Iceland now
Don't you have construction work to do in the morning

which ones which ahaha

Northern scum

youtube.com/watch?v=EuDzrndmnVU

weird
i feel that these lanky "hip hop types" represent the worst and weakest in our society

do you like metal?

torbey reporting in

Devon Easter sounds like a criminal nog name

She has a very big head relative to her body

How the fuck would they be two hours ahead. Look at a fucking map

the CULOmbian is not using his proxy

Is this now a /Devon/ thread

making an arrangement

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>100F tomorrow
Summer is supposed to be over wtf

1:31
I have an engineering class

1:31
just taking metal working and welding classes, search and rescue and soon more diving related courses

dede ahahaha

nah not really 2bh la

shouting and distorted guitars don't do it for me

Tfw it's raining.. only for 9 more months of this :)

Devon's finest

hahahahahahaah

convert that shit to celsius or get out of our thread yank

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic metalworker

snap

>metal working
steel erector?

Where are you?

other poster wasn't me

i'm not into metal either though, think it's a nordic thing

Yoga 710?

I do as well though so we're good together

Our kids are gonna have giant melon heads haha

I hope trump wins

stuck in Denmark m8

new

*gets caught in the runt trap*

SSQQQQQQQQQQQQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

trying broaden by job opportunities in diving
haven't had much experience with welding so far

thats cos she's literally about 13-4

>you will never be a colonist farmer on an alien planet in another star system

w..what

Sounds comfy

It's v hot

LA

>tfw i somehow know this feel

NATURAL PERIODS OF WARMING

Do you like $UICIDE BOY$ famalam?

rip