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bharatbhasha.com/metaphysical.php/20467
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*snaps*

bit early

work at 8am
don't want to go in

what IS IT with these shitty editions

gonna need them out of business soon 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=NSV7mxNTzlg

Threadly reminder that there is no greater cuckoldry than still using electricity in 2016.

rasheed

SO YOU SAYIN'

Nah it's legit huge you can tell even if she "filled in" it would still be quite large

youtube.com/watch?v=jO1YXPwdLEI

this isn't and wasn't ever funny

think i preferred the lanky hip hop cunts desu

what do you do

assistant steel erector manager at the jjb call centre here ama

I want summer back

Fact: Ancient Icelanders were black until the danes killed them and destroyed their advanced technology

soyuz nerushimy
republik svobodny

runt level desk job

No

snap

talk about my gf like that again and i'll show you the meaning of "filled in"

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not a question, never reply to me again

Yoga 710?

Heh what's up fellas

*winks*

Hi

Sup

think i may actually be INFP rather than INTP

it says there are basically no careers for this personality type and i should consign myself to a life of unsatisfying runt level jobs

hmmmmm

quiero que vuelva el colombiano y vaya el mejicanito

Still don't fully understand this meme lads
Don't browse Cred Forums nor have I seen the film it's from

Underage detected

any fellow neets

Ah yes, yanks

*does a 360 and walks out*

hmmmm indeed

the CULOmbian

Yes, hello

A scene from Batman, IIRC.

FUCK anime to be honest

it's a really incoherent scene that gets funnier the more you watch it

I'll gladly fill in her fanny

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aye aye

The IT director at my company, who has a family and two degrees, is an INFP

Hey that's my webm

That post with that webm

Rude 2bh

What role does that post play in the meme though

get this hothead outta here

would absolutely LOVE a 14 year old gf ngl

whats the plan for tomorrow then lads?

are you the dude from chicago who used to post in /cum/?

just hit 405 for 3 at the gym on the squat. I swear to god if any of you runts gets uppity with me right now I'll fucking squish you

how do you know his personality type? is he a literal genuis?

First day of classes tomorrow. Second year of College 2bh.

Just a relatively funny scene that Cred Forums turned into a meme.

Shit post and work on my resume

Wbu?

>dude
foy

kek, are you british?
still howling at that webm by the way

>actually believing that bullshit which separates people into arbitrary "personality types" with set traits

i knew you guys were fucking idiots but jesus christ

watch anime,= and play videogames

thats the dialogue from the film

there was confusion over whether bane was saying he's a big guy relative to cia or whether it would be extremely painful for cia

There are many dudes in Chicago (2.7 million of them in fact), some of whom might post in /cum/. Your man is from Rockford, though, unless you're referring to somebody else.

>actually believing that bullshit which separates people into arbitrary "personality types" with set traits
>i knew you guys were fucking idiots but jesus christ

sounds like something a taurus would say 2bh

classic ST type here lads

then you ain't him

just had a huge nosebleed
there's alot of blood on the floor.

Alrighty then.

What's the difference between Kiwis and aussies?

weak cunt
hate runts who regularly get nosebleeds

*steals some of your DNA and makes clones of you*

ah yes
ISTP
basically a runt

the double drop...

big booty bitches

snap

colour of the stars

Australians look up sheep porn on the internet while New Zealanders are able to experience the real thing

>tfw Lance Armstrong, a doper to boost his accomplishments, was ISTP

INTP is objectively the master race

no one wants to hire me lads

ahhhhh

SNAP

*absorb clone*

*teleport in front of you*

*slit your throat and stab your lungs*

*laugh as you bleed out*

heh... its nothin personnel..... kid......

do you have to be a narcissist to be into this personality type shiz?

What the fuck is snap, 2bh?

The scene is actually filled with lots of silly dialogue that doesn't really make sense when you think about it. The whole film is a dumb blockbuster pretending it's smarter than it really is. Then the fact it was a meme became a meme itself. Also helped by the fact that it feature some fairly accomplished actors and lots of lines that are fairly generic and Aidan Gillian always does that CIA pose.

what's the name of this test again

wearing a hat lads

Snapchat

what are you implying
i'd cheat if i could
in fact i do cheat
dont tell my lecturers

Myers Briggs

>open video about South Korea
>see the girl on the left

holy shit I am in love
I don't even like kpop

is this what korean people look like?

>Myers–Briggs Type Indicator has been almost universally discredit by all serious psychologist and scientists

>Autists latch onto it because it helps their confused minds make some sense of the world and society which they cannot understand

Ah yes

>wearing a hat lads

*gaslights you*

k

That's it, you're in really big trouble now mister. >:)

*it was a hologram*

*doesn't simmer down*

Ever since I left the city you you you

n-no

no. also 1/4 women in seoul have plastic surgery

If you want to be successful, listen to what failures did wrong

bonsoir

laDSsssssssss Korean GF wHEN

a fucking rapist

ur mum's a normie

Assalamualaikum, brother. I just read the news:

>LONDON: Three-quarters of British company bosses are considering moving operations abroad following the vote to leave the European Union, according to a survey published on Monday.

>The KPMG survey of 100 UK chief executives, from companies with revenues between 100 million pounds and 1 billion pounds (US$130 million-US$1.30 billion), found 86 percent were confident about their company’s growth prospects and 69 percent were confident about the British economy’s growth prospects over the next three years.

>However, 76 percent said they were considering moving either their headquarters or their operations outside Britain because of the June 23 “Brexit” vote.

When are you returning to the motherland? I hope we can give you refugee status.

Making pot stickers for din dins lads

>also 1/4 women in seoul have plastic surgery
Is this true?

Literally every girl in his city interview channel is at least a 7/10

They look far better than those kpop shites

It's so bad that some end up born ugly and have to get plastic surgery to not be ugly

pot noodle tastes really really bad

what the h*ck are you on about?

the Algerian is a rapist

Yeah he's pretty smart

I got everyone in the office to take the test

tax the handsome/qt to pay for it

do you think you're better of alone

Proofs

howling at this banger of a post

I have had 3 korean GFs. They are pleasant but quite retarded tbqh.

yes, it is insane. I live in an insanely korean dense area (my state's most spoken foreign language after spanish is korean) and even a ton of them get plastic surgery here. I remember one korean slag in my high school who had that double eyelid surgery and was a massive slut

dont even think I want a korean gf

just want the girl on the left literal 10/10

why is /brit/ so much better than /britfeel/ and /britpol/?

imagine a /brit/ themed amusement park

I'll fucking knock you out mate

fucking kek the vast majority of those companies do most of their business within the UK anyway

Originals tend to be better than the sequels

because those generals are located in autism containment boards

went through my entire teenage years with about 4 hours sleep every night

runt.

CANZUK

piss off united states of rasheed

Night

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this is great banter, it really is

Good post

OF FIRE

Night

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ISTJ-T

don't care x

>This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture.
Give me a british dish to try out lads (no fish and chips, no shit you eat for breakfast pls)

/britpol/ is full of blairite scum

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Night dubs

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Do you like Flight of the Concords?

chip butty

sheppards pie

pie and mash with jellied eels

thats a runt one tough luck pal

enjoy your life of being a brickie whilst getting bullied by the lads

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The misses and I

Shepard's Pie or Beef Wellington or the classic Roast Beef. Maybe some triffle for dessert?

Thanks guys will check it out

Love me some thigh highs

ow

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>british culture

literal runt. you look like you'd break your leg walking down stairs

>phone has heart rate monitor
>measure heart rate
>53bpm
>below average range, worry and google it
>According to the National Institute of Health, the average resting heart rate: for children 10 years and older, and adults (including seniors) is 60 - 100 beats per minute. for well-trained athletes is 40 - 60 beats per minute

wow lads thought my 10 years of smoking had caught up with me turns out i'm actually super human hahahha

nah don't bother

*sets myself ablaze*

Plate of Shortbread, Typical Sunday tea/dinner, Bangers and Mash, Toad in the hole

where do i find out what i am (senpai)

those heart rate monitors are shite and you're slowly dying

ill put you out
*pisses on you*

>and you're slowly dying
Aren't we all?

I want to get filthy rich and live in a big fucking off mansion

*your piss is flammable and now you're on fire*

>you're slowly dying
aren't we all

once sat opposite to these two korean girls on the London underground

god knows how much plastic surgery they had but they looked really interesting. like 8/10s. they also looked borderline european

youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

Deep.

nuh uh

delete this frog mate.

*teleport in front of you with an indestructible hazmat suit*

*slit your throat and shit on your corpse*

heh... youll never win.... kid....

shittiest country, worse than afria

lol

motherfucker
genuinely left this post () on autopost and i get back to see this shit

found several reviewers online who have compared the heart monitor on this phone with hospital equipment and it's apparently very accurate so fuck you :D

like runts to a flame

*it was a hologram*

don't care x

a girl from uni was bragging to me about her exceptional rating -- she's a dead-in-the-eyes dullard who isn't the least bit interesting

need a film that will fuck with my mind

umm, maybe you should switch to smoking weed so you don't get cancer :)

that's an angry pirate...

japanese men singing sounds awful 2bh

humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp is a good place to start i guess

i am going to predict ESFP for you :3

never understood why people want to live in massive mansions unless you're super famous in which case i can understand wanting some privacy.

They would take ages to heat up, a long time to clean, and a long time to get from one side of the house to the other.

Just seems like a hassle to me

obra los ojos
Also all movies in this list bharatbhasha.com/metaphysical.php/20467

youtube.com/watch?v=YTL8vPl-Ieo

why? aftermarket pepes are my specialty

'I stand alone'

French movie

:D

*use the hologram to track the location of the real you*

*teleport in front of the real you*

*shoot you in the face with my two revolvers*

heh... this curse makes me powerful..... kid.....

primer

delete this one too please

is that a man singing?

*gets press ganged into the Royal Navy*

can't say I'm happy

I know but it's so so great living a big house. My parents have a big house and everyone always used to be so impressed by it. Plus you have other people to clean it and do the garden and stuff

Pot stickers are done lads and quite tasty

"no"

*gets gang banged by the Royal Navy*

You'll serve the king on His Majesties Ship or be keel hauled!

unironically believe in karma

killed a fly. something will happen to me soon

yeah. he was known for having a unique and girly voice. he died in the 90s sometime

add this one to your collection lad

made this one about a year ago

*poos on your porch*

*gets gang banged by the icelandic posters*

can't say im upset

Which one would you?
(One of them is the GF)

how do I filter you

> tfw 269 days have already passed this year

gross

REALLY cant wait for my fried egg and bacon breakfast desu

*steals it from your hands*
Ours now lad haha

there is just no way

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let squid's day off
beeegiiin

> bacon

hello fellow redditor

alpha female in pink

How do I get an Aussie girl to come to California?

Your Type
ISFP
Introvert(47%) Sensing(1%) Feeling(34%) Perceiving(19%)
You have moderate preference of Introversion over Extraversion (47%)
You have marginal or no preference of Sensing over Intuition (1%)
You have moderate preference of Feeling over Thinking (34%)
You have slight preference of Perceiving over Judging (19%)

hmm

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be family with them stupid

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> How do I get an Aussie girl to come to California?

by the way I'm reporting all these posts you fucking idiot. hope you get range banned.

How do i get a Cali girl to come to Australia

supplies are getting low now desu

dumb frogposters

are board games a reddit activity?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Morval

On this day 100 days ago British Empire and French forces were inflicting a significant defeat on the Krauts at the Battle of the Somme causing approximately 135,000 German casualties

Buy me a plane ticket

>He will never be liked by 98 women on Okcupid
>Laughinghighschoolgirls.png

dumb silly dumb pirate dumb silly frog pirate dumb posters

willy bum willy bum poo willy bum knickers piss

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ranaposteadores inteligentes

You have a foul mouth there sonny

oh deer, a runt has escaped from containment *smirks*
well i'll be right back...

I will NEVER resort to online dating, it seem like most women on there would have something wrong with them

i-i had 8 like me on pof last time i checked

Are you white?

>willy bum willy bum poo willy bum knickers piss

Yes

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

usually the case imo
the fact that men can spam 50 messages in a matter of minutes makes them even pickier than they are in real life

like dude, your mexican tho

getting quite minimalist here

*BANG*
the mexican won't be posting for a while...

>pof
Most likely overweight single mothers with an ankle tattoo. Not gonna sugarcoat the truth.

dumb frogposters ajaajjajajaja

haha wahey

*buys a plane ticket from LAX to Melb*

No, that one isn't for you

*selects extra baggage required*

There you go, that's where you sit x

This picture makes me feel good

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hahahaha

dick don't pay for strange

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r/cumsluts desu

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WOW

ahhhhhhhhhhh the frogs

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>ywn MAGA in her bum

like, why even live?

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pirate scumbags

AAAAAAAAjjjjjjjjjjjjjUAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhuA

do you have the surprised sunglasses emoji?

how would an act of anal penetration contribute to the improvement of the united states of america?

>those nice birthing hips
hnnnng

The JF to Brit ratio right now is absolutely horrendous.

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Arriba Serbia carajo!!!!11111

whats her name?

It would make me happy thus Making America Great Again :D

how will aussies survive when the us annexes them? their women cant resist us. they will be bred out of existence

Keeps our women pure virgins

incredible high definition alice

ur women have facial hair lol

post pics of yourself /brit/
me on the right

Who tf is this

I forget, but she doesn't live far from me and I could legit maybe spot her at a Trump event here in Cali.

Underage pls go

oie donald trunks

DUMB FROGPOSTERS

me on the left

heh kiddo

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

me on the left

Haha Yeah umm sweetie, you know that AMAZZZING thing he can do in bed... I TAUGHT HIM THAT... :) I taught him EVERYTHING actually..... ;)

I'm urss

yank women cannot RESIST our accent.

Love treating them like the utter worthless yank sluts they are

EL PIRATA

how have you not got tired of this yet? literally unbelievable

top tier trumpfu

nice pics
pic rel its me

How much do you think I could buy a foreign gf for?

MATE DELETE THIS PLEASE. PLEASE DELETE THIS POST

hahahah he is angry

don't delete it

just don't

Ehehe.

/cumb/ + /anime/ + /ehehe/

fucking pirates

new

Nice, here's me.

How does it make you feel that yank females will resemble niagra falls after a conversation with me and resemble the sahara desert after one with you?