American meme foods that actually exist

hEY SOULJA BOY WENS DAT NEW STACKS ON DECK CD COMIN OUT?

>everywhere Cheetos

I got cancer just from looking at these pictures guys xDD

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Alright that looks fuckin delicious

Wtf?

Looks like a heart attack.

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you niggaz just mad at our freedomz.

>hotdog pizza crust

w/ mustard

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>hamburger burrito

>peanut butter + jelly

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>mfw this thread made me wanna move to USA

hungry yet?

>this thread
I can see why Americans are so obese, they are addicted to this crap.

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Carl's Jr taco. What is the substance inside? We may never know...

if you eat taco bell, kill yourself

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If you're eating Taco Bell, you're already doing that.

>Burger King Discontinued Chicken Fries
youtube.com/watch?v=Nl3mWVopfeU

wtf

this cant be real

"""cheese"""

Would eat

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>American meme foods that actually exist

european cum

Do other cunts not have meme foods?

To be fair, no where on the package of those does it actually say cheese.

We have this too. Totally disgraceful.

Kraft has been allowed to redefine what the word 'cheese' means.

We have Carl's Jr but we don't have tacos

I feel cheated.

>he's never had a double down

Looks like you're a faggot

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oh god, they used to feed me this as a child. Fish sticks. Please kill me.

we do

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toast sandwich

Not that bad

Pic related

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On a related note, these are really good

It's niggertalk, just nod your head or you'll get shot.

>over 350lbs eat free

>fun for kids too

at least share the right ones

>eating mafia fries

They should make a flamin' hots version.

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I had the nacho doritos version. bretty gud.

I am going to look for these next time I'm at the store, thanks user.

>medical cannabis
Aren't you FREE enough to call it weed now?

im rustled desu, only thing im jelly about the us is the fast food..

I hate pop tarts.

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That is not really commonly used professional jargon. I call it weed though.

e-even nice strawberry ones?

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no, wtf is that.

BUILD THAT WALL
DIE OF DIABEETUSCANCER AND RID THE EARTH OF YOUR FILTH

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>triggered

now i want some disgusting food

like this for real

Baconators are good, fuck off

The owner is a very interesting guy. I don't know what to make of him.
youtube.com/watch?v=d-DDbXh1MYc

Stays good outside of the refrigerator for years. Gets better with age.

>getting spanked for not being enough of a glutton

I wish you could still get these here. Then my roommate would stop fucking using all the Ketchup.

Whats wrong with orange juice?

Might as well drink soda senpai. Just drink water and eat an actual orange instead ;)

I can stomach most of the horrible shit ITT, but combining chocolate with """""""pizza"""""""""" or nuggets is taking it too far. Even worse when it's marketed at little autisms who don't know why it's bad to eat diabetes.

Ketchup is degenerate

They have to process it so much that it's not really orange juice anymore

Chicken fries are such a god damn scam. They already have chicken nuggets that are half the price, and those chicken nuggets have more meat. Chicken fries are more breading, less meat, for more money. Rip off.

>caring about this, ever
Come on family

they are nasty

I'm from florida so naturally I've juiced my own oranges

Bottled/Carton orange juice tastes absolutely /nothing/ like the real deal. I can't even drink the store-bought stuff because it tastes like acid and fake orange flavor with about a pound of sugar.

Soda is probably slightly worse for your teeth, but yeah, in both cases you're drinking the equivalent of many oranges with less of the nutrients and less satiation than a single orange with a glass of water.

the heroin of food except you dont even like it

Only poor people eat this shit regularly.

>$8 dollars
what?

>"what would you like for lunch familia?"
>"just fuck my shit up"
>""""""""regular"""""""" meal with chcolate cake
>no vegetas
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

'Real' Beef

I want to try that place out, but I've heard it's pretty average for a burger joint

Kid cuisine wasn't that bad. Party Pizza was way worse.

It isnt that hard to find a good burger. You go there for the near death experience.

>wacky potato chip flavors
So? I've had those, they're pretty good

Every country has their own weird chip flavors

Fair enough. Do want another burger and souvalaki like I had when I was in Woolongong's Food Street thing.

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Fug
I ate this after i saw the commercial and then later on the Colbert Report. The sheer amount of salt and fat made me gag a bit during the first bite. Afterwards i got that feeling of acceptance of certain death and just rolled with it. Tasted pretty good in that stockholm syndrome sort of way. I had a feeling of being full for a day and a half and my bowels never really felt empty for about a month after.
3/10 would not eat again.

youtube.com/watch?v=C0VCFQuUCNw

Aside for the absurds ammounts of fat, this doesn't look that bad.

reminder that outside countries, even the most healthy ones like japan/sk have more "heart attack" meme foods than us at our own fast food chains.

Also, you are pussies.

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>made with Real Cheese

I find it funny that in America, the label ''made with real food'' is an actual feature for the food you buy on the market.

I'd normally have something to say about that but I was actually thinking the exact same thing yesterday. It's kind of fucked up.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

when it says "real food" that is how you know it isnt real food but rather its some other product which they have named "REAL cheese"... its not actually cheese its a completely different thing called "Real Cheese"

I live 15 minutes away from this

They're only a dollar but yea, I don't get why people buy it.

because it doesn't taste as bad as it looks

I think I had it once and it was terrible

never bothered me those nuggets need to be soaked in ketchup tho

I get a deep feeling of sadness knowing that people buy this stuff for their kids.
; ___ ;

those are really really good though

>baked with real fruit!*
asterisks = lies

>Juicy bits
>Not calling it pulp
Is this fiction?

I don't where you grew up but everyone ate that stuff as a kid and none of us were dirt poor anything. Stop being such a faggot.

"begins violently vomiting"

this is from UK

OP is a cuck boy faggot who is fat as hell

You aren't forced to eat this stuff

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No, this can't be! Not even americans would eat that shit

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Why?

It's actually really good.

Have you ever tried it though?

Don't judge things until you've had the experience.

I hate your nation

These are just foul, no wonder Americans are blobs who die at 60

>tombstone pizza sauce

it's like you're admitting it

>this entire thread

I like degenerate USA burgers with lots of 'cheese' but this snack food shit is over the line.

Fuck this entire thread

Peep this absolute patrician meme-food.

This man needs a tripod, as well as taste. Jesus Christ.

It's honestly depressing how popular this shit still is with kids.

>vegemite

>white bread
>not whole wheat

behold, the deep fried burger

a double half-pounder double dipped in batter then deep fried, bun and all

>St. Paddy's
>not St. Patrick's
Triggered