/cum/

That is the core thing to do in life and grammatically

i can't just switch it off.

are you ok?

I couldn't sleep because I had to take a nasty ass shit

>Canada being okay
>[the current year]

None of us will ever be okay again.

canadians are stoopid

b-but in my dictionary there is an example like this: swim in the nude
so i think "I sleep in the nude" is better...

Why.

You need a bro to give you a comfort-gobby

Thats perfectly fine.

that's also correct
"I sleep in the nude everyday" is awkwardly worded though

depending on the question

to emphasis the lack of clothes if someone says pajamas then in the nude, if you just happen to mention it then just nude, either is fine because there is the saying about the birthday suit which makes the nude a type of thing you wear so there is a play on that etc

you can use ”nude" as an adverb?

Nudely

Because im usually run out of /cum/

this is a good edition

youtube.com/watch?v=MxCSUlLRy9E

please don't post such things

what is the difference between "i sleep nude every night" and "i sleep nudely every night"

I dont have anything smart to say. Penis anus. Naurista.

I don't know if there's Mexican anons that are awake right now to respond to my question, and I know that it's going to seem like a weird one especially at this time of night, but here goes.

Imagine that something like 9/11 were to happen in Mexico, where a group of people hijack a commercial passenger flight and take control of it and start flying it. What the fuck would the military of Mexico do? I know that they have a couple of Vietnam-era F5s, but are they even armed? If not, how would they bring the aircraft down? NORAD doesn't cover Mexico, right?

*parks outside your house*
*stares at you through the window*

I don't know if there's any difference in meaning, but no one would say it the second way

How about naked?

Can never tell if it's a Lithuanian or Colombian posting by their flag.

If Lithuania wants to be first world they need to pick a flag that doesn't look like poverty.

I don't know the difference between verbs and nouns.

Hell, I don't even know what they are PERIOD. And Adverbs? The fuck are those?

>Lithuania
Africa?

Verbs are actions
Nouns are things

>but no one would say it the second way
i don't get it...
when I say "sun rose bright in the east", what do you feel?
I guess you would say "you should say "sun rose brightly in the east""...

English isn't a particularly logical language.

I actually can't think of a way to word that in a way that sounds good. Maybe "As the sun rose, it shined brightly in the east."
Or
"As the sun rose, it shined bright in the eastern sky"

American starting salaries area really ridiculously high.

Why do American companies hire "cheap labour" from India when they could also just import West Europeans with master degrees who work for 1/3th of the American salaries?

We only hire cheap labor in specific ways that makes it really, really fucking cheap. Pay Indians living in India barely anything to work call centers. Hire illegal Mexicans to work for less than minimum wage
That sort of thing

Because "muh diversity and giving impoverished people a chance"
Its good PR to have brown people

So unskilled labour. We also have a shortage of that yeah.

the point is why you can put an adjective or a noun behind an intransitive verb like "sleep" or "rise"
but yeah, every language is not particularly logical language
I am sorry for my silly question, and I appreciate your answering

thanks

There are Americans that can do unskilled labor, but they'd have to be paid fairly. As for importing skilled Europeans, I believe the hierarchy for hiring is qualified minorities citizens > qualified white citizens > qualified minority immigrants > qualified white immigrants
I could be wrong though

No problem, mate. Your English is a lot better than most Japanese or Korean posters I see here, by the way

Where is la biblioteca?

Just ate a peanut butter sandwich. Pretty good. Crunchy/ slightly more salty. 6/10.

pls answer this

>crunchy peanut butter
Die painfully

That's probably because I often post questions about English and every time I do that, you guys correct my bad English
I always appreciate your kindness :)

>Smoothfags

I don't like the cut of your gib. NEVER talk to me again, peasant.

You can lick my crunchy nuts while your mom swallow my smooth nut butter

>This peasant who replies to my post unironically likes smooth peanut butter over crunchy

I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers.

Someone in mood for erp?

I play both c:

Could someone explain this "16.10.16" meme?

You will see..

Soon enough...

>Just when we're being treated like human beings again one of my countrymen ruins it by wishing another user to get raped by a pack of niggers for his taste in peanut butter

Explain it please before my head explodes
What happens October 10

*October 16
Way too sleepy

JUDGMENT DAY IS COMING

My head is going to explode and it's your fault

I only pretend to treat Canadians like human beings in order to manipulate you

rip

Looking forward to Hillary yelling at frogs tomorrow 2bh

canadians are americans anyway

hope you like being shot

the whole things going to be a shitshow
if its not then i'll be impressed

Int has to be the best voting phase so far
Really nice banners there

>banner contest
why does Cred Forums want to genocide Canada

Club penguin is fun desu

Because listening to yuros bitch about all the ways they think the US isn't as good as Europe grows tiresome pretty fast. We like our immigrants to be appreciative, not smug and faggy.

understandable, but I think the things you pointed out are mainly things that germans or other western and northern europeens would do. I believe that eastern-euros would work fine.

Right, but I was replying to a Dutch poster who was talking about western yuros

fuck. Should have read all of the posts.

Let's then just cry together, as usual.

...

The debate starts at 2am here. I guess I won't be sleeping tonight.

Trump will win

Good lad

saw one of these for the first time today, buds

Get some rest

>ronnie drew singing in spanish
m.youtube.com/watch?v=pQz_YlD1nIE

Who /latvia fan club/ here?

Please don't cry.

hi

who /wealthy/ here

I like Latvia

Not me that's for sure. At least I'm not poor too.

really good numbers

fapped to animated snuff again buds

feeling a little ashamed

*hogties all the Germans and ships them back to /deutsch/

Me and the gf

That's like what I make in a month lol

>Go to a foreign imageboard
>Go to their international board
>Go to their American citizenship thread
>Say I'm American
>Get multiple responses in broken English asking for citizenship

Lol that's simply epic
Just like the epic toad image attached to your post :d

Thanks, have another amphibian for your trouble!

Do u make 5k a month

Those were today's spoils m8

anyone else remember being an edgy kid who listened to slipknot in middle school?
those were the days

Lmao

i miss being a dumb little faggot without any responsibilities

I'm 20 and still a dumb little faggot with no responsibilities

it was drowning pool and rammstein for me

I was pretty square in middle school. I only listened to Green Day because American Idiot was popular at the time.

When i was a teen my favorite band was fall out boy kek

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DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
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get in the fucking robot, shinji

answered yes to deepen your insecurity

When I was visiting you lot, everyone was really excited to tell me what connections you had with England
Not like "muh heritage" and that, it seemed more like everyone had been over like in a band or with school or something

nice blog
subscribed

Wanna succ

My Grandma was in London during the blitz, lost her dad in a fire, 2 brothers in the war and sister to disease.

>yanks literally blogposting to me IRL
>mention it to yanks online and get accused of blogposting

wew, shit time for her

were there any other reasons you stopped being friends with him or was it just his height?

>reading comprehension

you voted yes you fat fuck.

I'm 5'9 and my gf just broke up with me because of my height.

Feels bad.

no i didnt

:)

>go to Cred Forums
>filter all flags except for America and Latvia
>board quality increases significantly
Makes me think

Why are you sucking Latvia's dick all the time?
You should support Russia instead of its lapdog.

Latvia is kawaii

I love America

It's a post soviet shithole

Why has there been a recent massive surge in support for trump in the last 2 days? what did he say?

The truth

>if i dont like someone, its a shithole

what did i expect from someone who literally dreams about feet

You know how people act before the football cups, right?

I only have 3 gaps this week
I need to spend them wisely

*faps

Hi Latvia, you're using my deer

>muh still le Russian bitch butthurt

Your capital is owned by the motherland

>haha guys my lifes dream is to lick feet xd

>anyone who doesnt set his life goal to lick feet and doesnt cream himself about them every day is a faggot and butthurt as well xdd

>please pay attention to me and my stories about how i saw an asian today and thought about licking her feet xddd
hello

Hey don't hate on feet m8

Why only 3?
You're supposed to be the fap man

...

Slept in, fuck work

It's an experiment I want to try out this week

Hello

youtube.com/watch?v=tNNv1znQbzQ

This cate is so cute I want to pet

Do u see black people everyday?

Do they act like Niggers?

that deep fried chicken is qter

Hello again

What are you listening to this morning?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZcN2TNI0tL4

Fappy is back :3

How do Japanese always manage to raise their cats like that.
Never seen this shit anywhere else.

...

>nippon
>nips
>cat nip

Coincidence?

some american students can be seen in te center all the time

Hillary's gonna get fukken rekt 2nite

Hey guys, what's that one exploitable where it's a picture of a man sort of tilting his head back with a open smile and his top teeth are visibly showing and the teeth look somewhat pretty defined and round. I think it's featured in that picture of the anglopshere where each country is represented by that guy but with his country's stereotypes

here

I wish I was a girl so I could do cute cosplay

nvm found it.

Anyone else wear skinny jeans?

Mitarai was the mastermind and blondie is alive.

gays do, yes

>no Ireland
Kinda disappointed

Today feels like a super comfy fall day
I wanna make a leaf pile and jump in it

Quebec poster here.
I wont derail the thread i swear.

nice vaporwave water

You want to jump on Canadians? Why?

I could dump what i have if you like.

youtube.com/watch?v=6GWSMS0YeD8

do it you lovely quebecois mutant

...

...

That'd actually be a cool ass hoodie

Can I save this one?

yeah you can

youtu.be/0XdbJsTrDvs

why are they lying about PA and CO

I like Canada

Thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=Z6rFpFcaF7Y

that grove st 4 lyfe decal is high quality

Really hits home.

How do we fix Chicago

Hi

Fuck off

Some Oi punk
this takes me back to high school
nice

We have to fix the Niggers

I'm sure 90% of the posters here could tell you one of two solutions, but you'd either get called a racist or a lefty bastard.

One solution could work, but enforcing both solutions would be better IMO.

ideology

can i have the sauce of that sweet gif.

ideology-tagged guns

What are the solutions?

...

Looks like the work from the guy who did The Wall

is one.

How do we fix Niggers?

I love cute finnish boys! :3

Peace on earth 1939

Bring manufacturing jobs back to the city tbqh

Over time, more and more will be drawn to the good manufacturing jobs. I think, deep down, that these nogs understand that dealing drugs and gang activity are not good ways to make a living.

Pooping rn

it aint easy being cheesy

I don't think any country has a lawful solution.

Just yesterday I saw a liveleak video of some of them robbing a store in Canada.

Had a dream that I flew back to Canada, and waiting for me at the airport was the girl I slept with when I was in Canada, who introduced me to her family. For a moment it felt like everything was going to be ok again. Then I woke up in rainy England and remembered how terrible my life is, and the dream slowly faded away.

:'(

Why do Black Lives Matter always pick thugs to riot over? Can they pick JUST ONE martyr who wasn't actually completely in the wrong?

>Had a dream
Faggot

When life gives you Muslims, get a Muslim gf.

y'all is bitch niggas

I think it ties into the idea that most blacks in this country think that if a fellow black person behaves like a normal adult and tries to educate himself, he isn't black enough. Most blacks think that you have to act like a thug to be black.

But black Americans were always like this right? What caused them to act like retarded Niggers?

>were
Weren't*

life leaves me in despair.

wooga

The lack of proper culture.

Even the ones that try to go back to their roots simply can't abandon what they were raised on.

They weren't when they still had a nigger hanging on a tree every five blocks.

They need to be kept under control by the white man. A free nigger is a threat to society.
Not just the American one.

>trying to quit MMOs
>5 months strong

I'm looking for something like those RTS games where you build stuff and it takes hours, but without the PvP. Anyone know of something like that or any other kind of recommendations, /cum/?

Pokêmon GO

No that's not true

That just made more blacks hate whites

>the fucking Cred Forums banners

Top stuff

Cred Forums.org/banner-contest/int

preferably something I can do on a computer

I'm addicted to donkey konga

>quits mmo from safty
>plays pokemon go
>gets robbed or killed by car playing
not a good idea for someone like him.

I am actually not a homosexual. I believe the wording of my post reflects this quite clearly.

Muslim women don't want English men, Asians are just as racist as we are (and far more racist than your typical cucked white liberal). Interracial relationships aren't that common in Asian communities.

>Spongebob Argentina
Kek

Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung said Trump is as dangerous as German Emperor Wilhelm II was back then.

Will Trump trigger WORLD WAR 3??
What will be the Sarajevo of our generation?

Chicago's crime rate went up when the city started cutting social services, raising taxes, etc. Illinois especially Chicago is going to get even worse because they are broke as fuck and will need to impose further austerity measures soon. Without the help of the feds, Chicago's neighborhoods away from gentrifying areas are going to be Detroit tier in the next decade.

It's basically just going to continue being a huge (black) hole because there's no reinvestment in the community and no will by those who have the resources to work towards getting those populations functioning on a level where they can contribute to society in a meaningful way.

*walks into thread*

hey guys who's ready for some intellectual discussion pertaining to international culture??!?

tell me about coloradian culture

On the plus side, pushing out niggers into the near suburbs will be good for the city, just bad for the residents. It's economic apartheid.

who here wishes they were dead everyday haha

I used to, but I'm starting to wish a lot of other people were dead instead.

not me because I have a purpose in life

Is it uniting the germanic peoples under one flag?

siberiantimes.com/science/casestudy/features/f0009-who-built-this-siberian-summer-palace-and-why/

why are you all such crying babies?

No.
It's moving to Taiwan and succing all day.

This.

You might not understand this, Jose, but smart people find it harder to just smile and bear it.

because my life has no purpuse and i cant just live off sitting on my ass all day haha

smart people don't even complain

I don't know how the fuck you'd know anything about that, Guadalupe.

>i'm too smart to be happy

no, you're simply too retarded not to be a whiny little bitch

grow a fucking pair

i thought you were smart

dude weed lmao
I have family living there but I've not visited myself, so I can't tell you too much about it. I know it's a mostly white and middle-class state. In terms of culture, it seems more midwestern than western. The Colorado accent is a bit quirky. As for landscapes, there are mountains and plains throughout the state. There are plenty of mounts/peaks worth visiting.
does anybody wish that? they'd first prefer for their life circumstances to improve I'd think
learn to love yourself so you can love others =[

My plans to give my life purpose:
>start a small farm
>have children
>succ toes

This. Too smart to be happy is cringe tier.

>yfw germany btfo some autist

>tfw too smart to smile

i cant love myself but i dont hate myself, i simply shouldnt exist 2bh

I am pretty smart but I just don't try. Everyone agrees. My mom and girlfriend both said so too.

Why don't you just love some else, haha whats so hard about that

8 AM classes were a mistake

That goes for most people on this site

>i simply shouldnt exist 2bh
well it seems you exist so there's no saying that you shouldn't
>I am pretty smart but I just don't try
opposite here lol
I try to try my best but am still p stupid when it comes to most subjects. I'm good at a few things though.

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don't be shy, it's all anonymous ;)

Are my fellow Americans ready for President Trump?

>don't support Trump
>but hate Hilary

This debate is going to be fucking great regardless

blitzkrieg reddit

>only one who answered "more than once"
>consider myself very straight and not into men at all
/cum/ is full of latent homosexuals, I swear

Who you voting for?

>tfw got kung pao chicken from a chinese takeout place since the authentic chinese joint was closed
>tfw it wasn't even remotely spicy
I wanted fuckin Chink level spicy, not white people spicy. It wasn't even white people spicy.

youtube.com/watch?v=etjLbfyiZt0

>telling everyone that I am voting for Johnson
>mfw I'm actually going to vote Trump

Add your own spicy stuff numbnuts.

I'm too smart to vote. Only the electoral votes and delegates matter.

Do you expect me to smile as well?

Such insolence.

I could do that, but kung pao chicken is supposed to be spicy by default.

Your own spicy stuff probably isn't spicy anyway

it's the same with those "have you ever tasted your own cum" polls.
99% answer no even though 100% have done it

The Giant Eagle a couple miles away sells ghost peppers. I used a couple in fried rice one time and it was underwhelming tbqh

Is there any place in the military for laughably weak people

Excuse me, may I speak with the 'every day until hillary's inauguration' autist?

Chair force

I bought some weird pepper like spice in Taiwan and it wasn't exactly hot but it made the lips completely numb.
INTO THE TRASH IT WENT

Is there a type of music that is instrumentally like what you post and covers similar themes but with less abrasive vocals?

Sure, but you need to be smart and not smile.

A bit redundant,. I know.

youtube.com/watch?v=tJWtLePVkos

Oh man if this actually happens the sheer amount of rage from the socjus faggots will be exquisitely hilarious.

Every French-Canadian I met while in Canada was a cunt. Thoughts?

sichuan peppercorn, that's what it's supposed to do.

>Donald Trump is 'too mentally challenged' for Between Two Ferns, says Zach Galifianakis

no it wasn't sichuan pepper you mong, otherwise i would have said i bought sichuan pepper

6 hours lads

If Johnson were to drop out, who would benefit most?

Jill stein

actual libertarians

Defianetly Berny Sandman

if it wasn't sichuan peppercorn, what was it? HMM?

harambe

Made over $230 in tips from the last 4 days at work tbqh

Pizza delivery is the single greatest part time job for someone in their late teens/early 20s

Trump tbqh, Johnson voters are at odds with the way the government is being run at the moment. They see Shillary as a continuation of the status quo while Trump is closer to Johnson.

they're cunts

i don't know, didn't even look like it

i only use cayenne anyway (chef john style)

wouldn't tip u

What is your gross take home per hour?

Would spit in your pizza tbqh, I've done it before to the most vile customers

Ranges pretty wildly. Made $28 an hour on friday when combining hourly, tips, and mileage. I made $24 an hour on saturday, and $22 an hour yesterday

How being a snowboarding instructor a bad thing?

>tfw i just picked up an extra 20 hours next week
gimme paper

chef john as in food wishes? my negro!

You're disgusting filth.

If you have issues with yourself then handle them in other ways.

youtube.com/watch?v=42UeJX8GqQg
youtube.com/watch?v=yfDunmrCc_4
youtube.com/watch?v=qBCjHxNfTRo

the last one's kind of a stretch but it was the first thing that came to mind

I don't have issues with myself, only customers who don't tip when I don't make enough an hour to compensate

If I made over $15 an hour I wouldn't give a shit if you didn't tip

The hardest part about being productive is starting

Be honest with yourself. Are you a good boy?

Does anyone else notice in recent days that receipts from shit like pizza places and drive through lines have "tip" sections now?
Are they hoping I sperg out and give them a tip for taking my fucking order? beacuse I did it today

You were just bragging about making $20+ per hour, friendo.

yup

And that justifies spitting on food? You chose that job, look for something else if you can't handle people not giving you free money. There is no obligation to tip. You're delivering pizza in a car. What exactly about that is worth tipping?

You're obviously a deranged psycho.

this is for you!

No

Well yeah because people tipped me. If nobody tipped me I probably wouldn't even make minimum

lmao okay

Does that have gluten in it?

I was a bear scout

HELP

I want something really bad to happen at the debates lads

I think Hillary's gonna die.
A vein will pop in her head.

youtube.com/watch?v=x0hmHGGAwzw

Send this to your crush rn
Freestyle your way to her heart

I don't really know what a "crush" is supposed to feel like but there's this one girl I know with literally the most rockin body
I have no chance /cum/ we live in different worlds

85 here atm

only gonna get worse

You've never had a crush before?

This game was the bomb desu

new thread

>303 posts

its just gonna get purged

Bump limit is 315 you mongoloid

outlook: comfy

for what purpose? I thought 300-310 was kill time

I'm not very emotional

Its your legal right in all 50 states as mandated by the federal government to demand at least minimum wage. Of course in practice, no one actually does it, because you're almost always making more than minimum wage after tips.

>that humidity

no thank you

i listend to this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=br5tyuEUBWE

OH BOY THE THREAD WAS TWO MINUTES OFF

for this purpose let's delete it and start a new one. great job, janny. fucking retards

acshually its 310

Crushes are wonderful things tbqh

You look at a girl and suddenly your chest gets tight. It's that kind of feeling you get when you get to the top of a hill on a rollercoaster.

bad dog, no biscuits
I was also a cub scout, too bad I never became an eagle scout

Wow.
They're just people dude

yes

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t. never had a crush

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How underaged are you, bud?

Absolutely in a big way this.

They're almost all shit.
What are you seeing?

Happy for you, bud.
Used to want to slap my buddy that would bitch about driving around, smoking weed and cigs, and listening to tunes for more money than i would get for getting my dick kicked in a hot-ass kitchen while bartenders came in and counted their money right in front of us.

Unironically seems like a super duper comfy life. Lots of people just switch hemispheres for seasons too.
Have a cousin who did this, married a kiwi, and seems happy as can be.