/brit/

purple edition

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our nige

post of the century

korean pop

why are you cretins even bothering to respond to this russian pillock?

trump is ahead by two points nationally, lads. above the margin of error

who?
must have been caught by my runt filters lel

still here, janny lad

>peterr scully is australian

why am i not surprised

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>posted it last night
>got 3 replies
>post it now
>get this

thank you lads

Yoga 710 lad?

Disappointed that there is nothing catering to the growing runtmaster demographic in this issue.

Runt pen reviews, a guide to runt handling techniques, runt classifieds, these would all be good additions.

>panties in pic
ah yes you're not deriving sexual pleasure from this at all.

stop spamming

asdfg

>reposting because you didn't get any (You)s

pathetic

with my mates

probably why he didn't put any runt references on it. would remind him of himself.

all me

Business idea: stand for election as a left wing MP so people vote for you but so you don't actually end up in government and and sleep in the commons collecting a comfy salary

>actually looking there in the first place

closet nonce

stop giving him attention

you're all fucking idiots

>dormers and that aus shitcunt at the back

quite good

got called a Blairite in londis lads

the runt gimmick is shit because of stupid cunts like you

Who here /working hard/

>not wanting to get in there before the negroids
oy vey practically white genocide

>look at the clock
>it's 13:37

every fucking time

I'm /hardly working/

alri ludders

13:38 now

See you say this but every time I read a post like this and have a look it's 13:38

Can't believe I defeated the janny

literally ecstatic

Hey brits.

Post some funny images of that vampire food review guy

>>>>>news

Well, I am impressed.

She must be a bloke?

have you noticed all 18-25 year old women look the same

well they're right. show us yer arsehole holly.

Just had a vision from a past life lads. I was... I was a runt
*looks down at feet and fidgets*

*shoots you in the bollocks*

L-lads what's going on

*shoots you with my bollocks*

No they don't

you probably just know some generic basic bitches

>take a break from /brit/ for a few months
>come back
>it's actually worse

do you like the smell of semen?

yes

I beat the janny haha

sent him packing

>do thing
>blog about it on /brit/

heh heh heh

Only my own

obviously your posts were keeping it from degenerating even more

exactly

>Northern Powerhouse

who

it's literally 13.45 you mong

>tfw no qt preggo gf

review brah you useless twat

pregnancies that stick out a lot just weird me out

they don't look right

Dan Schneider is on holiday in Britain?

>do thing on brit
>don't stop banging on about it

not on here
not impressed

>09/26/16(Mon)13:46:03

who are you?

>heatwave next week

The weather's going mental, what the hell are we going to do?

Zac

> tfw it's not as fun when the janny gives up

Imagine allowing a literal parasite to grow inside of you to the point where your belly distends. Then you shit it out and it leeches off of you for the rest of your life

who

/brit/pol?

mum found my cum watering can

>weird me out

FOY

...

youre joking, right?

sister caught me wanking last week

now she keeps touching my legs with her feet under the table while staring at me during dinner

1 hour before I'm off to the job centre and not long after that I'll be off to the takeaway

Need carbs for effective DNP

youtube.com/watch?v=5BVkohboCTQ

oh fuck off you nonce

what's all this '16.10.16 DAK' business lads?

Business idea: FIFA: Ultimate Team as a standalone game with its arcadey, back-to-front, Mata-outjumping-Terry, bullshit ADD gameplay and FIFA without UT for people actually wanting to play a football simulation game

I've caught my sister masturbating so many fucking times

It was especially bad when we were 11 to 15 since we shared the same room then, and I'd go to the bathroom to do my business, but she'd just do it in her fucking bed and things started to smell really bad

Now she's had her own room for a few years so she's just up to her own devices in there and fortunately I don't have to put up with her being as disgusting

business idea: ban fifa runt players from /brit/

best boston song?

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>sharing a room with your sister
how poor are you?

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Women are the most unsanitary creatures to walk the face of this earth. There's nothing quite like finding period blood smeared all over the walls
t. Shared a bathroom with my sister all her life

take pics of office qts

post your office or you'll next no more (You)s from me

>Wanking in the bathroom
Classic sign of a bender. Your sister sounds like an alpha.

@65372492
i think not hahaha

how many opportunities do you get to smell other peoples semen really?

We're not poor, it's just it took forever for my mum to get the planning permission done for the extension.

is she hot

(You)

nonce
nonce

based janny banning anime nonces
PRAISE JANNY

if she's older than 16 now (and that post makes me think she is) then it's not noncey at all.

its not for me. like i could convince a girl to have my baby let alone talk to me in the first place anyway.

doing a cheeky smoky bacon

awkward.

>I don't eat meat
>eating meat is cruel

may as well just lop your cock off.

what does that even smell like?

how does /brit/ feel about this :^)

no she looks like me but girly

wanking in the bathroom is just the best place to do it
you've got a sink full of water, a toilet and bog roll, not to mention the window and air conditioning so you can get rid of the smell

you're not me

she's the same age as me since we're non-identical twins, 21

piss and sweat and other things that I couldn't discern

>getting excited over 14 year olds wanking is ok because she's over 16 now
yeah alright abdul

Ecstatic

its some /deutsch/ meme i think

that just proves the janny hasn't got a fucking clue what he's doing

>she looks like me but girly
put a skirt on and take a pic

c.ucked

oh fuck off she's 21 now you utter runt

fuck off nonce

I'm seeking a song. male singer and a part of lyrics is "I feel my love I feel my love for you".
It might be wrong though.
It's up tempo tune.
I listen this song on radio a few times these days. It would be popular.
Does someone know this song?

how beta

yes

ahh yes tinder bots

fuck off paki

might start a /qa/ thread asking if there can be a recruitment for janitorial assistants since the jannys obviously can't cope with the workload.

fuck off abdul you dirty paedo

Can I ask you the name of that song?

/brit/ has been exceptionally bad today

>if you're not a nonce, you're a paki

eh?

>linked instagram AND spotify accounts

hmm yes those bots

contacted by God lads

he told me to tell you all to quiet down

youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg

>being happy over the fact that the janny banned a picture of the british flag

yes, you're a paki matey

Contacted by Ahura Mazda lads

he told me to tell you all that he thinks you're all benders

>it says "staring at the screen, probably won't start a convo"

is there anything more runtish

you didnt offer to help her lad?

>tfw got on the $URRE hypetrain in time

>tfw literally printing as much money as i please

>a picture of the british flag
kek, fuck off you melt

Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fucking weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

>printing money

literally phoned the FBI

Yes

*slices your eyeballs with a heated coat hanger*

I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

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you're clearly on the wrong website friend

it's a pretty substantial lead desu

it's funny how you look at that graph and it's almost like hillary never had a chance

*gets murdered by a crazed Irishman*

Smoking a fag in my car on my lunch break

>my expense

nah lad im here in a first world country while you're in ireland

confirmed paki
>come to britain to try and change it to not be britain
>comes to anime sites to try to change them to not be anime
does the banner at the top of the page trigger you too?

>yfw Cred Forums is branded a terrorist organisation

samefag

yui spotted

Does that violate your flag code?

ah yes, that slump in April happened.

samefag

you wish, redditpaki

What scale is even that? What would radicalisation mean in this context, saying bad words on the internet?

keep trying

what the fuck is this

how do you even get a metric for it

Dunno if I'll stay up for this yank election debate Shite, will it be as gold as Cred Forums hypes it up to be?

samefag

see

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>nonce getting upset
noncey nonce

>Trick janny with these simple tricks

I'm intrigued, lad.

schizophrenia.

kek, the nonce is upset

it'll be the first real indication of whether or not this election is rigged. the debate will probably be unfair to trump

i'm fully expecting it to favor clinton in every possible way(with the mediator only asking tough questions to trump, and hillary getting preferential treatment in general), but if it's actually a fair debate it will restore a bit of my faith in our democracy

why was this deleted?

daily reminder that the police allowed the rape of 1,500+ young girls by pakis and even arrested the parents who reported it as racism

youtube.com/watch?v=XdwMkuBq-5g

BASED JANNY

janny doesn't know what he's doing

Don't want to go back into work from lunch lads
Surviving on 3 hours sleep

If Hillary dies in the middle of it, yes
Or even if she just collapses like she did at the 9/11 thing

just finished eating 388,340,612,661 Freddos

How long have you been posting these images, you freak? It's been at least 2 years

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>faith in democracy

I didn't even get a ban or 15 minute timeout

I didn't bother reading the Washington Post article 2bh

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I'm hoping Trump roasts her really hard and she just has a heart attack

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>posting Asian cartoons
>calling other people pakis
You just cannot fabricate such events

>democracy is choosing between a billionaire and a crony of billionaires

it's about time that anime is eradicated from non anime boards

not going anywhere
you can move to a non-anime site if you don't like my cartoons :)

does somebody have a name on this guy?

I would like to google it

try again sweetie

>So Hillary, what is your opinion on-
>*gasps*
>*falls on her face*
>Trump laughing all the way to the polls

could it be so easy?

youtube.com/channel/UCwNPPl_oX8oUtKVMLxL13jg

>moot
>Cred Forums
>2016

fuck off

Heard couple man were talking shit
THEY'RE NOT AROUND NO MORE

>he thinks asians are pakis

spotted the actual paki

Who the fuck is moot?

he said it shouldn't

Connor Murphy (sounds like a yank paddy to me)

You can literally google the thumbnail and it'll find it

Pakistan is in the continent of Asia you fucking mong

>Cred Forums is an anime website
People actually believe this in 2016 wtf I actually can't breathe senpai

evening lads
had a good day. wbu

archive.is/EqO0Y

>American journalism

...

Mugi best girl

too early to say yet

Ahh yes, because the new owner that is actually japanese and owned his own japanese image board doesn't share the same views

only pakis call pakis asian

>reddit grime listener

it all makes sense

me in the center, sissy brit bois on the right

>yank arselickers posting yank politics
>reddits getting triggered over a picture of a cartoon
dreadful thread

mugi is third best girl

hi. do you ever do any work?

>Essentially, by analyzing the statistical use of the word “Jewish,” we can assign a given Twitter user a score that quantifies his ideological similarity to Twitter’s most violent, extreme alt-right users.

Kek

just watched the brothel louis theroux

that girl hayley was something, does anyone know her full name?

clearly not considering what the janny is doing

you're an appropriating bastard

Yui looks so thicc in this image.

Pakistan is part of Africa

why the fuck did you post an archived link?

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Tired as shit lads

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dont believe all that spaghetti is inside of me

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i'm seeing speak him in brisbane next week, ill ask for you lad

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dont want to give the washington post views

small intestine looks so aesthetic

I'm going to post again

Pooed a poo lads

I'm tired as shit lads

he's done it, the madman

having a think

need the gritty details

Need a shower

Not going to take one

I'm drained

was alton towers the best thing that ever happened to her?

Great posts lads, really gave this threads so much more quality content

I think she would rather have her leg back 2bh

Tired lads

All me btw

out of energy lads.

Need a Russian gf

>not a single (You)

nice

This is what we all are in the end.

out

going to take a quick nap

what a leg end

free the mandem

/brit/ has gone to the dogs.

It's official. No more witty gimmicks, just inane sputtering of useless junk. I am sick to the back teeth. Where's all the old lads? Why are you LITERAL children here? What is in it for you?

>look mummy! I posted the hat man again!

haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out.

...

hi lads

>65374141
>quoting me along with a leaf
alch yourself

thanks haha all my idea these posts

>one year since i lost my virginity today
life is easier as a virgin

Ahh yes very good
*goes to talk with somebody more interesting*

WELL YOU WANNA GET YOUNG
YOU'RE JUST GETTING OLDER
YOU HAD A FUN SUMMER
BUT IT'S SUDDENLY COLDER
IF YOU WANT A BIT OF LOVE
PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER
IT'S COOL

>/brit/ has gone to the dogs.

>It's official. No more witty gimmicks, just inane sputtering of useless junk. I am sick to the back teeth. Where's all the old lads? Why are you LITERAL children here? What is in it for you?

>look mummy! I posted the hat man again!

>haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out.

did not read a single word of this

>Having the audacity to judge other people when you're posting on the shithole of the internet

>/brit/ has gone to the dogs.
>It's official. No more witty gimmicks, just inane sputtering of useless junk. I am sick to the back teeth. Where's all the old lads? Why are you LITERAL children here? What is in it for you?
>look mummy! I posted the hat man again!
>haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". >You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out.

eating a cold hot pocket

>junk
FOY

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>Those who have MORE SEX are MORE LIKELY to believe in GOD
Atheists BTFO. When will you return to the Lord?

paki

Hello darling
youtu.be/DLuHkkEpK0I

Ah yes, its another newcunts responding to an outdated gimmick episode.

Just get out children.

>Atheists BTFO. When will you return to the Lord?

stick to gore thanks

>/brit/ has gone to the dogs.
>It's official. No more witty gimmicks, just inane sputtering of useless junk. I am sick to the back teeth. Where's all the old lads? Why are you LITERAL children here? What is in it for you?
>look mummy! I posted the hat man again!
>haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". >You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out.

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ty

>"user, was yer name, right? Why wid ye go on 'olliday ta Aya Nappa if yer just gonna read a book the entire time?"

Saw an SUV parked in argos with two open pots in the space between the front seats.
They were either garlic and salsa dips and the driver was eating a pizza as he drove. Or they were clotted cream and strawberry jam, which is still bad but not quite as bad as pizza.

you have the right to not believe in a deity but calling yourself an atheist should award you a proper death sentence tbH

remember that time Fat Cam went mental on Skype and put his hand in a blender? that was real /brit/. Not shit shite we have today.

Would quite literally punch her in the throat if she spoke english like that

What an atrocious accent that must be

nightmare fuel desu

>calling yourself an atheist should award you a proper death sentence tbH

>remember that time Fat Cam went mental on Skype and put his hand in a blender? that was real /brit/. Not shit shite we have today.

>implying they'd know my name
>implying they could even pronounce it
>implying I read in public
Not having this gimmick lad.

good post.

Hi. No :) I get paid to shitpost

I was using the whipper snipper the other day and I was clearing through some thick grass and I felt the cable strike something hard and to my adtonishment, it had a cut into a bucket and water was spewing out of the gash.
Picture unrelated.

rasheed

>why yes, I do visit reddit and like to debate Darwinism and philosophy. I have become adept at crushing puss with non-vapid females

Oh shut the fuck up with this stupid copypasta shit. Children. No self-respecting adult would seriously consider it a good post. Whatever excuse, whatever wall of shit you have is not good enough at this point. It is SO unbelievably unoriginal and totally NOT funny to anyone with a normal social life. Absolutely nothing is worse than a man regurgitating the same unoriginal useless bullshit endlessly. You have become a part of a mouldy network of shitbags who think that a copy and pasted wall of text is a legitimate post. You think I read them? You think I give a shit? You think I care about the lack of (You)'s? You think I have a cat? None of that shit matters. Don't pay any attention to who I am or why I'm making such a big deal out of it. I just want it to sit with you how useless you are; I want you to ruminate in the reality that you REALLY get off on posting the utter shit that you've saved as a txt file in a desperate bid for attention. You waste precious seconds that you're never getting back posting here and no matter who you are, no matter your achievements in life... You're still a little child no matter how old you are. You are internet trash. I'm so fucking sick of brit being filled with shitposting low effort spastics like you. No matter how great you make yourself out to be, psychologically... the only thing that explains your behaviour is that you're a proven mong or So unhappy with something in your life and SO bad at making a creative post that you can't even speak to people like a normal human being and so have to resort to posting what somebody else produced. I've been dead for 3 minutes. I don't give a shit what you think about that or if anyone believes me. Honestly, NOTHING feels better than stooping to your level for just a second. I love thinking about the fact that some energy like you could be just immediately vanquished. You're so small and weak.

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We've been over this before lads. I have a not-very-often-used biblical name that people ALWAYS mispronounce on their first 2 tries, minimum.

Did you tell dear Liza?

>implying I read in public
oh my days blud are u ashamed of your nerd hobby

my retina didn't decipher a single pixel of this

>reading in public
>not smashing the pasty while not being nasty

Smh desu famalamadingdong

If I'm in public, I tend to have a good reason to be in public and therefore don't have the time to read in public.

Fresh off the boat, kid, from reddit? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Cred Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Cred Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

can we have a real discussion? how the debate tonight?

shut up

>not reading in public

Bit daft

FOY

really makes you think

don't you read in the train or in the bus, plane or whatever?

feel like I urgently need to do something but I've forgotten what it is....

nice.....

>a real discussion

Ok mate, let's talk about British culture rather than American politics.

news.sky.com/story/police-surround-building-after-paris-supermarket-shooting-10594297

ATTENTION

I never really use the bus and the only time I use the train is to get to uni, so I'm normally sitting with a qt from uni. I just listen to music on planes.

No, I've left the ruined bucket in a pile of its ruined glory and grass cuttings.

>I never really use the bus and the only time I use the train is to get to uni, so I'm normally sitting with a qt from uni. I just listen to music on planes.

tummy hurts and my right arm itches

so many fucking gorgeous girls at uni

feels like literally every single female here who isn't fat is at least 8/10

going to ram the gf through the mattress when she comes down to visit in a week with all the pent up frustrations

prime shitposting

the so-called, self-styled "religion" "of" "peace"

Do NOT understand why listening to music is a Jay-able offence.

hmmm

it would appear my belly button is due its annual clean

its amazing how different /brit/pol and /brit/ are

/brit/pol is very kind to yanks

Christ

>Archaeologists have discovered a 200 year old underground pub in Manchester, England. Unopened bottles of Brandy are among the haul

FOB

Must say, I do NOT rate Ms. Pogba.

dibs

Difficult to access mine, since I've put on some weight I cannot pop it out anymore.

this is why I do not rate Pogba

youtube.com/watch?v=Zydh-xa52ug

the GF

>Bradford

Makes perfect sense

I think because here you get a lot of reddit tier americans that wonder in and shit up the place

Did they open one up out of curiosity

oh okay. I don't really read much outside because I'm using my bycicle to commute to work/go somewhere that is less than 30 minutes far. On the bus I like to look at the window since I'm not living in a grim place or just talking to the people I'm with. On longer distance trains I read though. on planes I just sleep

ahh yes, Paris

>wonder in
Yanks are so embarrassing.

FUCK OFF YOU REDDIT TWAT

lmao what a twat

>Implying that Yank isn't an avid reader of manchester evening news

Bit rude 2bqh

>Archaeologists have discovered a 200 year old underground poo in Manchester, England. My mummified balls are among the haul

NEW

this

i'm basically english