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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is not funny.
might stick with /ita/
thanks for sharing your worthless opinion. im sure everyone cares.
why are brits so rude
/plymouth/ reporting in
were all in here
shift's nearly over
Not sure about this going to sleep sober gimmick
Can't get a full night's sleep, constantly waking up, and when I am asleep I have these weird vivid dreams that don't make any sense but are all internally coherent.
here we all are then
cat left a mutilated mouse on the doormat
>and then on Wednesday
>and then again on Friday
ah yes the life of a call centre runt
CONSIDERING a poo
Have to time it right with the contractions
need at least a 2 inch dilation
Mate the weather is so shit right now.
kill me please
Pogba? Don't rate him
>18% of my pay every month goes to help benefit scroungers and lazy fat fucks/heroin addicts who need medical treatment
ah yes I do love socialism
is plymouth the one with the seatlle bf?
oh shit. Which part you from, mate?
do brits really call guns rooty tooty point-n-shootys or is that a meme?
thanks for funding /brit/, wagie!
some bastard has squashed a frog
just got back from the doctor's lads
>no signs of infection
>but take these antibiotics
am i being messed around?
>Bob Aloo Boona
Bet he loved it really
>weird imitation of purple aki's gimmick
not too sure about it
you get a rebound period when you've been drinking and sleeping for a long amount of time where you dream like mad
same thing happens when you come off weed or benzos after a long time
You're the reason everything is developing an antibiotic resistance.
Retarded GPs handing out antibiotics like fucking sweets.
no it's not a meme we do
I was told this was a general for refined gentlemen, so far I've come to the conclusion that I was told a lie
A real shame.
you'd be paid more than 18% less without socialism so DEAL
English people rude not sit beside me on the bus
How England so racist?
eat it to trigger the vegan scum
Doctors like that are responsible for the loss antibiotic effectiveness
Your """doctor""" is part of a group trying to send us back to the stone age by overprescribing anti-biotics until they are useless and the superbugs kill us all
You will literally be helping to save the world in a small way if you don't take them needlessly
love the murderers who try to act morally superior
it's like they're sociopaths or something, eating dead bodies and being proud of it
why? it seems like it'd be such a pain to say anytime you were talking about guns.
Easy solution make stronger antibiotics
Dispose of them by burning them, safest method
never had to take any anti-biotics
don't talk about them much 2bh
its not something we care about in real life
Going to my first weeb lesson tomorrow night. Can't wait.
BRIT BRIT IT RHYMES WITH SHIT
just put a fucking bullet through your head m8 you absolute runt
YANKS AND AUSSIES INTO THE PIT
remember to wear deodorant
>girl from work just text me "why are you so weird sometimes"
only NEETS and chavs come to these generals. Go sleep in a road.
Are we really so exceptional compared to other animals? Why can a tiger kill a gazelle but I couldn't shoot a rabbit?
baka desu senpai
>girl from work just text me
Fuck off normie scum
>sorry i'm alive
fucking hell lads it's 5pm
what the actual fuck happened to this day
what am I doing with my life
ask her out for some coffee
Why is every other /brit/ thread I see kpop? What is wrong with you all
That's what they want to believe.
Lads where can I join the "alt-right"?
but surely there are brits that use them to hunt or something. I just can't imagine saying "go grab the rooty tooty point-n-shooty lad" everytime.
business idea: britpost on /qa/ until they take notice of our plight
ask her if she wants to get weird together sometime and post the response
thought so too lads, shan't be taking them.
He was Dr.Patel btw
might break a chicken's neck and film it
Sorry Mr Macdonald looks like life in England is not for you
she wants ur willy in her bum
just asked my gf what's for tea and she didn't answer me
kek, do it lad
because we have a choice senpai
tiger can't fill its nutritional requirements by popping to tescos
I am greek
My doctor is also called Dr.Patel
hes a top lad lad though
drinking the ol hot leafy water
i want to believe
don't do that
on milo yiannopoulous youtube page x
Business Idea: Block the customers of the following ISPs posting on brit:
reply with "sorry... i try to keep the... darkness in my contained... but somethimes... it escapes >:)"
you can't because it doesn't exist lmao
Plymstock, you mate?
think this might be the post where i get 5 (You)'s
This time tell her what's for tea. If she still doesn't answer, questions it or makes something else, beat and rape her
Nobody in England hates the Greeks. English people try not to sit next to strangers on the bus.
You're just paranoid.
i will ONLY buy broadband from ISPs with adverts in friendly northern accents
best grime album coming through
Any new memes?
ASDA do Wi-fi?
the logical conclusion is this: we eat meat because it tastes nice and veggies taste shit in comparison, also you get a lot of nutrients from meat that you won't necessarily find in veggies
going to be getting on the bus later tonight lads
wonder who i'll meet
have to go to the postbox but its raining
>threatened to send some cunt to A&E last night
>I have bupa lmao
bupa better have the best fucking top jaw specialists after was ensued after he said that
West country is BEST country
quick someone called me based
Poor people, i presume
>talking to people on the bus
in a strange mood
There are so many posts in these threads that don't even get a single reply.
lads can someone record themselves going 'hennnnn' on clyp or vocaroo
you can get the nutrients from supplements lad
"it tastes nice" is the main thing and i guess if you don't care about animals thats all good
I'm still feeling the bern lads
>you can get the nutrients from supplements lad
Don't lie to people you fucking hippy
Obviously we just need to expand social services for tigers.
I think some killing of animals is strictly necessary, like pest control for example. I do think we consume meat to excess but provided it is done with the minimal pain possible I don't see too much of an issue with the killing in of itself, I'm sure animal would rather be shot through the heart than clawed apart.
some girl sat next to me on the bus once and started talking to me
took me like 2-3 minutes to figure out she was a bit fucked mentally
was pretty disappointed
There is a bloke who looks a bit like Spacker Pepe who always says hello to me whenever I get on the bus. Hmm.
not me probably, i don't live in the UK
is there a more comfy feeling in the world than seeing this sign after a long journey through the brown people lands
getting on the bus lads
hope I don't meet any wierdos
glad the NHS are eradicating treatment for fatties and smokers desu lad
>Nobody in England hates the Greeks
i've known a few smelly greeks and they've all been creeps
except the girl who was qt but a psycho
so all in all
i hate greeks
You must have looked like a fellow loony
Feels good man
What are you up to brit? Me? Having a comfy breakfast whilwhile feeling unfulfilled and anxious about the future.
>get home from wageslavery
>so physically exhausted I can't walk in a straight line without stumbling into things and need to lie down
this ain't right
ah yes, the worst white people have to offer, my favourite
I learnt my passion in the good old fashioned school of lover boys
Probably the 'You are now leaving Devon's sign.
just need a fat tax desu
smokers are net contributors to the government kitty
business idea:holographic busses
It's like formal vs informal, rooty-tooties are the long form and rifles and shotguns are the only legal kind of gun so we just call them rifles informally
Saw a lass break down on the bus swearing and crying cause she couldn't find her bus pass. Driver let her on and she eventually found it and swiped.
Fair enough but mostly because the Greeks are irrelevant to us.
Most Englishmen have had no experience with the Greeks.
how long should you wait after a first date to text the girl?
are really going to project your overly emotional faggotry on to everyone else?
>can't afford any breakfast items that aren't either liquids or hot gases
that's three drinks and a cigarette
touching my willy
>Get the bus in the morning
>Always full of year 7s running around like mongs shouting and playing Pokemon Go
Nut is THIS close from being permanently done in with them. Really need to learn to drive.
>yank actually believes the rooty tooty meme
wish I got up early enough to justify eating breakfast
Staying up cause my bed is comfy despite me having to get up in five hourd
By the time she closes her front door she should have 3 texts, a voicemail and a photo of you erect cock on her phone
nah just pointing out eating meat is morally unsound
Still means they bring their own health difficulties upon themselves, they'd make an even bigger contribution if the NHS fully banned smoker treatment
2 years or longer. That's how long the last girl I went on a date with is waiting anyway.
Greeks are based
Bring back instituinalised bullying, it'll keep the shits in line
unironically smoked for a few months about 10 years ago
never got addicted but i still crave cigarettes occasionally
Passed my test a few months ago, best decision ever. Fucking bus is a nightmare
then you'd have to get rid of the fag tax though
Wasting my life on Cred Forums, as usual
neck yersen cunt
fucking hate group projects so much
We don't eat things for breakfast. I usually just have a coffee and 3-4 cigarettes.
Fuck it, going to book some lessons when I get home.
*walks towards you*
you're not in spain lad
how's 8th grade going leaf boy?
Remember Tulisa? Absolutely prime slag. What did she get done for again? Bragging about being able to get coke or some nonsense?
That's probably why you look 50 Alan my darling
World's worst sex tape
>tfw you hear year 7s talking about "peng tings" and how they fucked loads of girls with their 12 inch willies
she can't give BJs for shit tho
Professional poker is runt as fuck. I don't care how much they make.
literally just keep texting her like normal?
I really really really don't understand this "waiting after a date to text" meme. If I'm going on a date with a girl we'll have been chatting on texts daily for a while beforehand anyway.
ah I see, thanks.
read the thread and specifically the other post i replied to in this post. they do call them that sometimes idiot.
It's a proxy lad.
new vlog up
students can fuck off
fuck off and never reply to me again you dumb spic
I too saw that thread on Cred Forums
jaja que picardia
Was walking the dog. Efford here
Fuck of red face!
Took me about 25 hours to pass at an hour a week so it's a long process.
Always skip the blowjobs, don't see the appeal
don't understand how it's nearly half 5 already
Feels like I woke up about 20 minutes ago but I've been awake all day
really sick of this shit
NHS costs are only £3bn out of the £12bn tax revenue, there'd still be a shitload of tax on fags
bit normie looking
and not even the good kind
*gives you a knowing nod*
Ya'll niggas better pay homage
went to school with this lad, lad
right pikey desu
post fucking machines
Get off Cred Forums
No they don't retard. They are fucking with you and you're taking the bait
born and raised. Not a student
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
These are white children mate, they were talking about Pokemon and homework.
just bounced the igf's head off the e-floor
just fucked a peng ting with my 12 inch willy
I only watch blowjob scenes so I can imagine it's me doing the sucking
several different britanons confirmed that they do you fucking idiot. like I said, read the thread before talking about something.
*grabs you by the scruff of the neck and fucking launches you out of the window*
Haha reply to my MySpace bulletin jordan
Ask a person who uses their cutlery the "wrong" way round anything
What is the most reddit board? I would say either Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums or Cred Forums
have undiagnosed ADD
back from work lads
*does a reverse rain dance so it stops raining*
Why the FUCK are you here then you disgusting pinnochio looking cunt
Post the fucking machines or be gone, you have NO other purpose to us
had the day off LOL suck it wagie
taking a nap
It's called Cred Forumseddit for a reason
I'd call you retarded but I'm pretty sure this is all a ruse.
Anyone watched that show 'The Night Of'?
right now Cred Forums because of the /r/the_donald infestation
hopefully they fuck off after the election ends haha
stop appropriating left hand culture shitlord
when they said don't come back on monday they meant forever lad
Can't understand why nobody ever gives them shit. The most non-Cred Forums board there is.
yh its shit
Used to be an Ultra-normie before coming to this place. If only you knew my nigga. Working on getting my life back on track
me having a bit of fun x
t. reddit :')
yeah. shit innit
If a slag propositioned you in a club and asked you back to hers but told you she has a bf would you still go?
really lacking motivation to go to the gym lads
i ONLY use Cred Forums lads i will post my full browser history if you want to check do i fit in yet
>Get up at 6
>Travel for an hour to work
>Wait outside for half an hour for them to open
>Wageslave for 8 hours
>Wait half an hour outside work for the bus
>Travel for another hour home
>Get back just before 7
>It's dark when I leave and dark when I come home
Ah yes, most impressivo
yeah of course unless I knew the lad
I live in Dagenham...
As long as she assured me the bf wouldn't be back at her house
It's his fault for getting into a relationship with a slag desu, even if I don't shag her she's only going to shag someone else
the unemployed are people like you and I. not very funny
>need experience to get a job
>need a job to get experience
>when the internship needs 1 year prior experience
glad im getting dole
Story, please. That sounds interesting.
like you maybe
how much money did you get for lunch in school ?
Rate my English lads vocaroo.com
Have an interview in English soon. Feeling a little nervous not gonna lie.
12.50 on monday morning
just went a bought a teenth and stole food lol
Is there 3 of us in this thread
Isn't Canada technically in the UK due to its position as dominion within the British commonwealth?
do NOT bully
bit antisemitic that
you will hear from my lawyer
lol and it's fine. you sound mexican
whatever you say dumbass.
FOB I got packed lunches
I probably knew you, I was in his year
who here /wishes they were rich and good looking/
the UK is england wales northern ireland (lol) and scotland
isle of man and the channel islands aren't in the uk either
i'm not one of them
Ha ha I wish
>not having free school lunches
lmao stay poor
I got forced to take packed lunches and had to sit with the other mongs who did
still feel like shit. fucked my best mates gf over the weekend and shes going to tell him this week
so you say
I'm good looking but not rich at all.
Really wish I was desu. Everything would be perfect.
>free school lunches
doesn't that make YOU poor
R A L E I G H
what house were you in la?
>you sound mexican
The kind that live in the US or in Mexico? If the former for how long?
Well I hate Mercs. People who drive them are sa-a-ad!
Then tell him first.
hope he bashes your skull in you scumbag.
why did you do that
still have a sore on my lips from going down on that prozzie
the ancestors are from lancashire
Michael, you're talking to a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.
had 15 euro for the whole week (I didn't eat at the school lunch place) but since I lived near the school I could just go home. was better to eat outside when I only had 1 hour/when I could eat with the lads
>his parents didn't cheat all of the systems so they appeared to be poor but were actually super rich
Gilbert, shit tier imo
heard it got changed up after Petit left, he's probably dead now desu. His phd was in soil studies or some shit
>I'm good looking but not rich at all.
Ah used to have the same problem. Now it's a little bit of the opposite. I'm not handsome anymore but I have a few K Euros at the bank. Prefer now tbqh.
Next thread will be an anime edition
all packed for my holiday to morcambe bay lads
yeah got split into 6 houses the year before I left
reckon that pigeon cunt is dead too, earley fucked off recently as well
Lads, you from Devonport High?
Inner city scum.
>Trying to force shitposting
Jet from Gladiators to host Millennium barn dance at Yeovil Aerodrome. Properly policed, must not - repeat not - turn into an all-night rave.
NEW THREAD LADS
yeah lad finished in 2011
I went to Plymstock
haha had these at my school too lads
Mate scored some pretty good H. probably just going round his place to shoot up all day since im so bored anyway
In a bad mood and would like to aggressively rape one of those commie slags and cum right on their face.
listening to the stone roses lads
>Going to thailand and not fucking a lady-boy is like going to turkey and not eating a kebab
Ah yes /brit/ heterosexual men
needed to beat that anime cunt to the finish line
friend has actually recced me the eagleton book
might get it
is there a more quintessentially british band than the smiths