>tfw no BBC mummy gf
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I'm melting lads
Send your most qt women to fan my fat ass
>my ancestors were too pussy to travel across the ocean to the new world and instead stayed put on our shitty little island
Don't you dare ever fucking post my ma again
what's that then?
Keeping on the subject
Why is she so perfect?
No one but other dumb fucking yanks uses fahrenheit
Don't you EVER use it in this general again
cause todays a good day
*magistral autotuned singing*
Need a job that is interesting lads
buying the new eatbrain ep off the 'port
My dad left the UK after ww2
Other way around, the Irish who stayed where the real hardmen as they survived famine and war
I'm on runt patrol.
>I took the time to convert it to your shitty meme measurement and you're still ungrateful
>come on user, there's room for one more
>why are you so shy?
Become an engineer like every other German
>I want to build bridges and make things!
>ahh yes standing in front of this CNC machine every day is great
>the Irish who stayed where the real hardmen
your dad? what are you like 50?
nan called Corbyn "bennite scum"
July and August were really a high point in my personal life and career wise. Trying to get that fire back in October.
Is it normal for your cum to burn when it makes contact with skin?
Am I an alien?
Post more June
trap and bath do NOT have the same vowel sound in them
How fucking old are you gramps
I'd put my willy in her tummy button
that feel when no trap girlfriend to be quite honest
imagine being japanese
There's literally nothing gay about sucking a tranny's penis
I always think about this video whenever I talk to an australian
>Am I an alien?
No. You are just sterile. Sorry mate :(
Get out of my bathroom you utter lardo you're here to teach me the secret to your Scottish shortbread recipe not fail to seduce me
me on the right
>big black cock mummy gf
what did he mean by this?
Why the fuck does every politician get their own ideological name
No one is going around calling people Abbottites or Turnbullites here
Who's the black girl on the left?
There isn't a single TV weatherwoman I wouldn't breed.
Why have you started coming to /brit/? Did you wake up one morning and become a britboo?
Glad I didn't fall for the engineering meme
lmfao my dad got absolutely smashed at the pub last night, starting singing his heart out with his old commie mates, look at the state of him!
If you answered "No" you might just be retarded
still would without question
not everyone does
it's just the ones who have a cult
blair cult - blairites
corbyn cult - corbynites
democracy and youtube both have you right on this
have been pronunciating it wrong alll my life desu
do something related to something you like
so if drugs were legalised tomorrow would Peter Hitchens suddenly have no problem with them?
it does if you come from Kent but not if you come from Sussex.
She's fucking fit ngl
ranvir singh, has a great body
Not what your ma said when I have her face 3rd degree burns ye filthy paki skiprat
>tfw no qt brexit gf
Tone never came up with his own political ideology, he's just a neo-con/neo-liberal lap dog
a) That's not America
b) That looks glorious
probably because, being as mentally deviant as they are, are more likely to visit a cesspool such as this place and as such, generally has a greater awareness of the nature of the internet than the majority of the population
therefore it follows that when uploading such images of themselves to the internet, they take more precaution when doing so, as they are likely experienced with the consequences of not protecting one's identity, as letting their kinks get out to their family/friends will probably bring quite a lot of shame to them
or they can't pass lel
just made plans with a solid 8/10
honestly idk how I did it
Why do all girls have this meme handwriting?
>She's fucking fit ngl
>Fucking a T*rk
By far the fartest general on Cred Forums, I also like to talk with likeminded people when I'm feeling depressed and /brit/ is always depressed. Not particularly a britboo, except for football.
Been getting into flat chested girls recently, I don't know why tiny tits look so good to me all of a sudden
all i like to do is eat, drink, look at buildings, ride on trains and listen to house music
Ewww nigga you gay
Northern spastics BTFO
Seriously though, isn't if kind of shameful your ancestors were too pussy to leave home and go on an adventure to places never seen before?
Most of these -ites, at least those in the same party, are barely any different from each other lad with a few exceptions
find yourself hobbies. maybe you'll like something so much that you'd like to work in that field
Did my mother get pregnant? No.
Sorry you'll never have a child mate :(
just made another delicious Aeropress™ coffee
Good taste. She's perfect.
would like the mongs who voted "No" to explain how they pronounce it so I can laugh at them
t. never left bumfuck nowheresville Canucktown
is it the same with troll?
wanna know if this is regional or if im retarded
Juncker is literally a Bond villain, he even does the whole "reveal my whole elaborate plan before I kill you" trope.
Cause I burnt her uterus to bits with my highly acidic cum mate best ride of her life she says
you can tell someones personality by their handwriting
Who do you support?
The "so-called" gf has A cups and they're very pretty looking, not much to play with however
Most of my ancestors didn't get a choice on whether they wanted to come explore this vast new land haha
Wait how do Northerners pronounce coal and toll?
Have never been north of Coventry tbqh.
>tfw no blairite gf
liking small tits is an early sign that you're a bender
Toll, coal and troll ALL rhyme
americans say troll like coal
Love how wrinkles can make a woman even fitter
alri nova scotia lad haha
>The most notable captive was Guðríður Símonardóttir. She was sold as a concubine in Ottoman Algeria and was among the few Icelandic who were redeemed nearly a decade later by King Christian IV of Denmark. She returned pregnant to Iceland and known for having later married Hallgrímur Pétursson, who became a Lutheran minister and one of Iceland's most famous poets.
Ahmed my long lost son. Come home.
>Eating a pack of watsits then wanking odd with your cheesy fingers
I'm a mentalist
Coal is pronounced the same, but Toll/troll is a bit shorter
don't know how to explain it because I'm not a linguist
Would heem the little runt in the middle
call me a nonce if you want but I don't think having sex with a 14 yo is noncing. she's already mature enough to say no
nonces will call the "no" voters bent
What about an Algerian team?
>he doesn't like small tits
lol, what are you, gay?
What was the point of this post mate?
chuck a sexually aggressive housewife my way lads
15, yes, since that's legal in most European countries.
have you ever interacted with a 14 year old? they are children
don't think that's his argument pal
6 nonces in denial so far
as of writing this there are 3 confirmed pakis in this thread
You might be mentally delayed yourself if you think 14 year olds are mentally matured
refuse to believe you madcunts
will NOT be pronouncing toll toal anytime soon
>spread small-tit-loving-noncery propaganda
>more big tittied girls for me
This one en.wikipedia.org
Left one has better legs but right one has a better arse
Anyone care for one of these? What do you call them again?
got a butt plug in
Really annoying me how every torrent site is blocked
Have a listen you northern spacker
>has a player from Gabon
>mfw I've never heard of Gabon in my life
Prof is letting the lecture go beyond the allotted time slot and I'm going to miss my train REEEEEE
Just use a proxy nigga
im not northern you mad twat im southwest
hope it's a big one
>His ISP blocks sites
You probably should've just went along with being northern, it's less embarrassing
Pronounced scon too.
mature enough to have control over their bodies. and it's not noncing if it's consensual
>australia chatting shit about someone else's internet connection
The words of a nonce.
Get him janny
this is how i pronounce toll
just without death in front of it
>paki infested post industrial wasteland
>glorious comfy white person place
>it's a girl randomly stops talking halfway through a conversation on whatsapp episode
ahh yes love these
Ah that's just a private joke with the icelandic poster. The joke is that he is the descendant of an icelandic slave in algeria who was saved while pregnant from an algerian man and thus that the poster is a long lost algerian called ahmed. It was a pretty good joke desu but you had to be there.
Actually I can do it for you too en.wikipedia.org
Athman my long lost brother, come home!
cant be arsed to maintain a good ratio.
Wasn't really, just the ISPs being massive cucks
No sites are blocked, no letters recieved after well over a decade of torrenting
Im so lonely im gonna drink the rest of this vodka
bread n' nut bake
What do brits learn about in their history classes? They were knights and shit? Learning about Canadian history is boring.
jamaal probably arrived
I use to rely on Kickass, now I don' know what to do ;____________;
Exciting match in 8 bings lads
Who do you have your money on?
as in gone
>well over a decade of torrenting
so a couple of YIFY films?
I don't think that's a north-south thing lad
At the Labour Conference lads AMA (other than personal details).
Highlights so far
>Seeing Owen Jones get in the way of a woman in a wheelchair
>See Jeremy Corbyn burst into a place I was at and give a rambling speech
>Having a piss next to John Prescott who looks very ill
>Seeing Dianne Abbott having a pizza
>girl that was in my class on my apprenticeship is pregnant now
She's fit but her boyfriend looks like a complete mong, lucky cunt.
>brits play football with their feet
Never heard of Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang? He plays for the Gabon NT.
We had Nicholas Anelka as an assistant manager too.
war of the roses, world war 1, world war 2... umm that's all i remember
Need to see her face
don't pronounce scone as scon or scowne
pronounce it as scoon
I'm from newcastle btw
>Steve1989 MREinfo has uploaded 5 videos at once
well that's my evening sorted
ah yes. pokemon go streaming in central park at night, couldn't go wrong
Just chickened out of shaving my head. M-maybe next time
Do people genuinely believe Corbyn can win or do they just not give a fuck?
i've got quite a few, want to judge your taste
>WHAT A RELIEF
cant imagine living like this
I thought obamayang was just 'German' kek
Letting out some proper wrongen farts lads
Do middle easterners genuinely like it when Europeans hate them?
Did you watch the darts this weekend?
Didn't know they were /brit/. youtube.com
Good song desu.
>Computer, create a copy of Councillor Troi with 5x regular strength
>Computer, give her a collection of sexual devices, primarily dildos, ranging in length from 4 to 20 inches
>Computer, modify this Councilor Troi's sexual preferences to include sadism and violence
>Computer, restrain me in a device capable of repositioning me to Troi's will.
>Disengage ALL safety protocols
Pretty much this.
We learned about anglos and saxons and boudicca and King Henry VIII too
> at uni
> hear a yank accent
AAAROOOOOOO GET OUT GET OUT
do you say yohgurt or yoghurt lads?
Canadian war of independence
He's a great lad, quite relaxing watching him open the MREs
If you played Pokemon go, you are an utter runt
now troi i can get into
Don't know. Ask a middle-easterner.
just got diagnosed with depression laddies
The deluded Corbyn supporters are all smelly students and scruffy people so they couldn't afford to stay in Liverpool / buya conference pass.
Pretty much everybody thinks he's gonna lose though.
I was at somewhere where he randomly showed up and started giving a rambling speech (literally started spewing on about migrants and how calling them names doesn't build hospitals or something) and loads of MPs were just shaking their heads.
Nah I was busy. Did you?
This girl just requested intercourse to bring her to climax with the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
>left one has better legs
you're kidding, right?
took you long enough
So how did he get a majority of votes?
on tablets for it?
Taking the train to Spain in the rain
on tablets for it now
-oghurt, the Y is silent isn't it?
Most of Corbyns votes were from older people lad
Naw I just saw it going through my twitter feed
yeah, gotta take one now actually
the french army has such nice looking rations
>Leafs not being autistic and actually making good posts
When did this happen?
Because not everybody who votes can afford to attend conference?
Yes, old people cn still be poor, smelly and scruffy.
On that note, what shithole Liverpool is.
I thought it was mainly old people nostalgic for the 70s union shit who still haven't let go over Thatcher.
now tayne I can get into
Oh yes and he received a majority of votes from MPs as well IIRC
Think you're the deluded one la
jaja no manches
molly water flowing in
who else /hyped for the debate tonight/?
Don't say that ever again
REALLY enjoying how class conscious my mum is.
My uncle (mum's younger brother) married a northern woman from a working class background. Nice enough lady, but my mum could never get over her "ghastly" accent and treats her very coldly.
Anyway they've had a son (my cousin) and he learned to speak a bit like his mum. My mother was horrified, repeatedly saying she feels sorry for the lad.
The kid is now 16 and after three years of public school he doesn't sound the least bit northern anymore.
And my mum won't shut up about how happy she is that "Ollie finally learned to speak like a human being!"
gagging for some fanny
Sounds like Hyacinth Bucket.
your mum sounds like a horrible person. fuck her hope she dies of cancer bourgeois cunt
Shan't be bestowing my eyes upon this.
Explain the name of this place and the presence of chains around the sign hombre
Imagine if you left the flash on your camera
ate a girls arse last night. absolutely loved it
>Majority of votes from MPs
He literally took his own party to the high court because he couldn't get 25 MPs to back him again because he's that shit.
Stop talking rubbish.
There were lots like that, but there's loads of people barely 18 runnign round with CORBYN plastered across their t shirt.
might execute your mum in the revolution
eh thats a handbag
read THREE words of this then desisted
A wud absolute-lih leather yuh mam if a saw her in real life
NORTHUN PRIDE WORLD WIDE
lets be honest here
trump will embarrass himself tonight
but nobody will care because fuck hillary
cant stop thinking about how good it feels to get drunk and slide into a cute girls wet fanny and hearing her gasp
yank ate my arse last night.
keep supplying the cat images and I'll keep saving them
Smelly students are always funny, majority aren't even working class. If they knew what working class people actually wanted they'd be horrified.
>that slag on the right
bet you think I read this
guess again runt
Best dog breed
Do you think that May will stand down at 2020 or will she opt for the easy election win?
Might do another diarrhea lads
haha after you mate
radiohead is shit
honestly dislike this wench
>Not owning one of these majestic creatures
haha wants he doing lad
what is this, post obvious things edition?
v good post
Post good songs by a /brit/ band who could never produce anything that good after it
it baffles me that people like him
here's one for you
his dregs look like some dirty snow
Ulver made 3 good black metal albums then turned to nerdy shite
Replied "they're a bit reddit for my taste" to someone irl when they asked me if I liked radiohead
They just knew what I meant straight away ;/
im not saving that image
i dont like it. its a shit reaction image. dont post it again.
kek gino is genuinely pissed off
>be very depressed
>muster up the courage to get a gf
>think it will heal my depression
>now have gf and sex 3-5 times a week
ah yes, so-called 'life'
>mfw tim is getting evicted very soon
Ahh yes, normie 'dancing'
Wish I could kill the Rocket League devs.
neeed some comfy kinos to watch
Right one has no proper calf definition but has better thighs, the left one's thighs are flabby.
I'm a calf man though so left wins
he's long dead, friendo
he's here boys heads down
What in Christs name is this shite
Wouldn't you like to know
do one poleaboo
that's old news
I thought Pakiboo was turning into a fat chick?
ecce homo no homo
proper miss watching gmtv everyday before school, keith chegwin shouting an banging on some poor cunts door while hes trying to have a shit
that's vinay you idiot
>dads a fat cunt so gets hot easy
>has the door open all day even when it's blowing like fuck
>always cold as fuck in my room
>complains whenever I turn the heating on because he gets too hot
>put it on at night and he wakes up saying he can't breath lol
Gonna be fucking frozen come winter.
imagine being in the french army and eating literal gourmet food every single day
That's his da
check out this fucking girl
>self-entitled manbaby is mad his dad is doing what he wants in his own home.
dont care. cry more runt.
Am I autistic for finding dancing cringey?
looks so tasty
>v1 format? me? fie, good heavens NO
Why shouldn't I hate British people?
Why do I find the need to hold my breath when one walks by?
Why do I have to check their privilege internally for them?
shut up, cunt
IIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TOOOOOKKK MMYYYY SSHHIIRRRTTTT OFFFFFFF IIINNNNNN THHHEEE YYYAAAARRRRDDDDDDDDDDD
Would not say no
>literally wipes their arse with their hands
ah yes, so-called "reddit"
The GF just posted a selfie with her tits half-out and a Marilyn Monroe quote
gf doesn't like black metal might bin her
business idea: sell french army rations in shops
doing a sneaky new
no it is
the idea of dancing makes me sick
the closest thing I do to dancing is jumping up and down and swinging my hair in circles at a metal concert.
Other things my mum did or does:
- Told me and my sister that we will be disinherited if we get together with a non-white
- Addresses my dad (her husband) exclusively by his last name
- Believes Harold Wilson was the worst PM in British history
- Uses "PAKISTANIS" as a catch-all term for non-native Britons and immigrants
Post it lad
the future of the strongest nation on earth is in the hands of these people
anyone going to stay for the presidential debate? quite interested but I'm at college tomorrow so I'll feel a right cunt if its boring
There was a bloke squatting for a poo next to a main road in Morocco when I was there