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1st for autism

I'm all about white wine now

>aren't you the Irish guy that lives in Dublin?
You've managed to narrow it down to about half the population.

>ruining whiskey like that
Oh I am very angry.

4th for triggering muslims

>tfw autistic
;_;

All memes aside, reason I ask is because there was an Irish guy who lived in Dublin, but he had friends in Galway and he used to go on about how my cousin was hot, and how he wanted to nail her etc.

7th for keeping it chill and casual

Kodėl tu taip kalbi? kaip faggotas

Kodel cia kaip faggotas? Visai mandagai

Drinking always help loosening things up, but if she's willing to go home with you, she's most likely DTF anyway

>ruining whiskey like that
>Oh I am very angry.
what are you drinking lad? 10yo ardber here, think i will stay with it for a while

Fanden du er sjov!

aš esu kilęs iš kauno tai pripratęs kitaip kalbėt

As tai is Vilniaus, turbut todel :DD

Det var ret sjovt :^) this was around a month before the jap/Taiwanese grill too

Am I in?

that's really gay bro

B-boat?

good one, chinks are the best

checked

boat ain't this smooth bb :^)

uncensor the message fag

>implying boat isn't the smoothest mamajama on IP

kodėl tu anglijoje

show some respect and I might

Please do Master

Nes mano tevai issiskyre, ir kadangi mano mama yra daktare, jos alga buvo visiskas sudas tai jinai viena negalejo mane ir mano broli uzaugint su dabartinem paiemom. Tai mes iskeliavom i Anglija, su mintim kad jinai galetu gauti zymiai geresne alga, ir kad mes abu praeitumem pro visa mokyklos sistema.

As tai nesu vienus is tu emigracijos isdaviku - as tai planuoju gryzti kai baigsiu Univera.

kek newfreinds were falling so long for this

pretty normal convo, that's why I hid it :^(

mldc esi tada

cringe
shouldn't have uncensored it desu

you are not a nice person

>Yra zmoniu sitame pasaulyje, kurie uzskaito save kaip Lietuviais ir planuoja likti Anglijoj
Tarakonai/10

A jo, atleisk kad nenaudoju lietuvisku raidziu - mano klaviatura neturi raidziu ir mane biesina.

Bro, that's pretty weird stuff, not gonna lie. What are you thinking?

tfw your qt wasn't running in the 90s

Is your cousin still bangin'?

I'm not drinking now it's 8 pm on a Monday I'm not an alcoholic.

Plus I'm a poor student I only have enough money to go out on Thursday.

and?

Aš nepykstu ir nereik atsiprašinėt, aš jas naudoju nes įprotis kai lietuviškai kalbu su kažkuo
Man tai čia patinka dar plius lengvai dirbdamas uždirbu 1k eurų į mėnesį tai man gerai.

it gets worse actually, but it's working so far

:(

youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E

what's your fav whisky at the moment, or you are just talking shit but don't actually drink it?

See for yourself: imgur.com/a/bq513
She's my 2nd cousin, but she's the closest thing I have to a sister.

Don't lose confidence, you still turn it around and salvage your dignity ;)

Tai geras. Koki darba turi?

Lol

>/Mariusz-wwa
>/darius_pl
Are they your accounts too?

nelabai noriu sakyt, bet susiję su statybom, čia pas mumis dabar gali daugiausiai uždirbt su jom, bet šiaip norėčiau įsivelti į Informacinių technologijų rinką nes pas mumis ji augs

>imgur.com/a/bq513
now that's a slag I would shag

>Don't lose confidence
I never lost it. As I said, it's working

I'm fond of Jim Beam because it's cheap and goes down well, that or Jameson.

When I was 14 I used to drink Powers kek it's the most horrendous fucking thing.

Yeah she's not that attractive, looks kinda like a gypo.

Bit too working class for me

Alright Gearoid.

Someone explain to me the appeal of these shitty threads? Why do you faggots sperg out so much over girls on the other side of the world you'll probably never meet?
Think of all the time wasted on them that you could have put towards meeting girls in real life.

I met a girl last week through a friend of mine and now we're dating. And I'm no Adonis either. Stop living in this imaginary online world.

>IT
Kuria sriti specifiskai turejei omenyj - Programavimas ar daugiau Sysadmin?

>Now that's a slag I would shag
Thanks?

>I never lost it
Your messages don't exactly inspire self-confidence, but if it's working for you, then hey - who am I to judge?

To each their own, I guess.

>implying I don't bang tinder sluts every week

>through a friend of mine
And you've hit the root of the problem.

nope, but some people from the old skype group made them, oh it was fun to troll together
>Jim Beam
>Jameson.
that's gasoline tier desu but im not judging

I get to talk to cute bicurious girls. The lesbian general on /lgbt/ sucks for doing that.

You don't, so you're not implying anything. You're so desperate and beta that you literally flew across the ocean to another continent to meet a girl.

I prefer dating real-life girls, I'm only here for nudes. I honestly do not see the point in setting up an LDR that will crumble in a few weeks of commitment, it's just retarded desu

programavimas, bet išvis su kompais čia dar tiek nepadaryta, tiek daug galimybių kažką daryt tik pinigų reik

Highland Park is nice, you guys ever try that?
I made the mistake of buying Jack Daniel's - tastes like lighter fluid and is only good for mixing with coke

>stop having fun

Que la que hay

Tau daug pinigu reikia? Gal gali is seimos arba draugu pasiskolint be palukanu?

Ar zinai kokia kalba noretum programuoti?

Never tried it. Most expensive whiskey I've tried was Bushmills.

Had Cognac in Germany too since it was like €2 but it wasn't particularly nice.

>Too retarded to realize I'm not Quebec

American education :^)

>Your messages don't exactly inspire self-confidence
oh that, right. It was a joke, she got it after a few more messages

piss off you uppity self righteous twat

If she understood it was a joke, then that's okay. Any progress yet?

Try it sometime, it's nice.
I had Jameson once - not that nice desu

>Highland Park
cheap tasty single malt, i respect that,if you don't like spending too much money on your booze try glenfiddich it has fantastic grass lemon aroma

aš norėčiau pats savo ofisą įkurt ar kažką tokios panašaus, ar remontuot ar pnš
žodžiu su PC/technologijom čia labai apsimoka dabar daryt kažką

Net nežinau iš tikruju kiek ko reikėtu, man tik 18

>every once in a while some guy comes and bashes this threads and everyone in it
>ppl actually get triggered and reply every time
why

not yet, just some more normal convo

I once actually did that lol because at that time I was having a bad day and needed to lash out on someone lol

...

Just finished making my account, time to let the bitches roll in

I've never tried Glenfiddich, but I've been meaning to. Which is the best one, would you say?

>Tiktai 18
Aaaa, zmogus su daug ambicijom. Man tiek pat kiek tau, geras.
Tu kolkas tu tevais gyveni, ane? Pabandyk is namu isikurt, ir jeigu pasiseks - nuo ten spresk. Nepulk tiesiai isikurti ofisa, tai brangu. Ypac jeigu nenuskils tavo biznis.

>Why
Because there are guys in this thread who:
a) Fall for bait
b) Are autistic

matau, kad tu tiek pat žinai kiek ir aš apie tokį dalyką.
Jo su tėvais bent galvoju susirast merginą, kad atskirai išeit gyvent haha

I like taking vacations. And it's always nice knowing people ahead of time to where I visit. It makes it more fun having a local to meet you and hang out with

Nu as gal kaskiek daugiau ismanau, neigu tu ;)
As laikiau biznio kursa pernai, ir visai neblogai nuskilo.

>Susirast mergina
I know that feel bro

ENGRISH PREASE

o tu čia lietuvoje žadi kažką bandyt įkurt ar pnš?

vaflis ;)
beto mano vardas Aivaras, mane jie čia turboChadu vadina kek

What is Google Translate?

Galbut, nezinau. Bet as irgi kolkas mastau apie Programavima.

Kodel jie tave vadina TurboChad? :DD

/Philippine999

If you're a footfag, you're gonna like this girl

atrodau aš jiems kaip Chad tai dėl to ir šiaip sportuoju tai didesnis aš už juos visus

Aaaa, supratau. Koks tavo ugis?

mažas 183cm

>females only
what a tease...

>183cm
Manlet hahaha

>not making a female account to wingman your main profile
Amateur

I need help, how do you answer her "How are you" question?

koks tavo?

Are you attractive? Anything.
Are you unattractive? Nothing.

196/197cm

Yeah, I sure as hell am attractive, but just got out of a 3 year relationship and don't know how to initiate a talk anymore

kurva lankletas :D

Oh, alright. Hang in there m8. But those messages aren't worth replying to

>lanklet
Mes lietuviai, zodis "lanklet" mums negalioja

Bet vistiek, as nesu kaskoks ten pagalys - as tai turiu raumenu, tai ne visai cia lanklet

Oh well, thank for your effort. I'm going to dive into the cold water, what's the worst that could happen? Not like there is only 1 girl on Cred Forumserpals

kiek sveri

have a qt /UglyDoll

Have one more /pushk

very funny

102kg

vienu kilu daugiau už mane, sportuoji?

Nu taip, begioju ir svorius kilnoju

kokie stats

My polish qt told me good night in swedish :3

Visai blogi, nera del ko girtis. Nekilnojau kokius gers metus, tai visa progresa praradau, bet pradejau vel ana savaite

aišku, buvęs lietuvoje tu?

Jo, pirmus 5 metus. As kasmet atskrendu kai atostogas turiu

į kokį miestą

Stop writing in that shit language of yours

share your qt, i want to dick her up

nustok būt kukoldas

Is her name Karolina? :^)

>kukoldas
doesn't even need translation

Is she from Torunn?

Vilnius, sakiau pries tai

ebin

this desu
Our language is beautifully phonetic in some aspects

matau mokaisi bruno

That feel when you send at least 15 QTs messages, but they never viewed it

Yes!
Fortæl mig det hele!))

>bruno

>tfw get nudes from a girl and then her account gets banned

He's not Bruno, lad.

Sadly I'm not the only moor here anymore.

at least she responded

How did you know? :O

laivas vis dėl to išplaukė

From Torun, lad?

you never were

I felt pretty unique flag-wise for a good week or two, 2bh.

Er hun 20 år eller noe min mand?

y-yes

Ja, og hun lærer norsk!

Hvor godt kender du hende? :^)

Svar :D

Always lurking tho. I'll prolly stop posting soon enough

ja ja oh ja ja ja oh ja ja oh ja

;-)

Hun er god til at sende nogenbilleder :^)

>I'll prolly stop posting soon enough

w-why lad

dette fåvæ

/cp/ gets boring very quickly

he gon kill himself

Send et billede på IP brormand, så jeg ved at vi taler om den samme lmao

Har du några?

hah didn't realize that's how it sounded. But no, I will not kill myself

Mange. Rigtigt mange :^)

Hvis vi snakker om samme dame så tror jeg alle skandinaver har min venn
Har det på den gamle telefonen min, er hun tannpleier eller noe?

completely unrelated to qts lads but i just came home and our house was robbed...

I'm looking your way guys

Shit, how much stuff

JA!
For helvede hvor er det sjovt haha
Hun begyndte at sende nudes på Skype 3 timer efter vi begyndte at skrive lmao

are you kalmar?
shit sucks man
even if they didn't steal much, you'll feel paranoid for the next few months at least
also do you been robbed or a burglary? robbed would imply that someone was home

Vill du dela med dig?

Cucked by the lithuanians

Måske. Profil?0

rekt lol

No, he is not Kalmar, I am

Vad menar dansken med detta?

Whats this about me befriending QTs on interpals... 99% of the girls I talk to I only talk as friends... Anyway like I said though I mostly just idle on the site now, dont really use it anymore. Sometimes ill write "qt" on a girls pic here and there, respond to a few messages, but ya other wise I gave up on it.

qt 4u /Evamac

nobody cares nerd

out of my league

Because you don't show initiative. Don't be passive, be active about wanting a relationship

Sverige cucked av Danmark-Norge, igjen ;^D
At du skal sende han profilen din så han kanskje sender deg noen

That's because most girls just want to talk

or they are not looking for a relationship on a penpals site like most of the girls

so he must be Stockholm
colour me surprised about this...

He shouln't write them tho, only those who clicked "seeking relationship/flirts" in their profile.

>är så dum att man delar med sig av sin profil

why did you guys bring it up then? You guys are the ones that still post my name and talk about me. Ive never claimed to be cool, but I know im cool enough that I dont have to try to act tough on the internet. Good luck in life sounds like you have a hard one!

Why want a realtionship online though? Anyway there are some cute girls I talk to, and some rarely I flirt with but again ya know we are all so far away. Personally I think interpals if you are using it for a dating site would work great for you guys that are rich and have a lot of free time. I have so much real life stuff going on all the time with doctors etc, and my dispoable income is iffy so it makes it hard to logistically think about this stuff most the time...

I dont think thats true, most girls I have talked to do want a adventure or secret romance there.

nobody talked about you, fatso

tl; dr

rekt

last thread and others go check. I dont have time to check Cred Forums and these threads everyday, I cant post right when my name gets posted all the time I do have other things im doing.. go figure eh

This thread is just Europeans bullying Canadians and Americans

shut up nerd

any canadians looking for an almost arabic qt?
/Anicca

wtf are you the cuck or clayton?

both

>own appartment in Hamburg
>being mid 20
>many girls wanna travel to Germany
>some are visting me

Tbh I had my fair share. They wanted to meet me and sleep at my appartment. It's really ez game on insta. After that they write me still on insta but I ignore them mostly after that.
Not even kidding. It's a pool of pussies.

Cornish lad /scrumpy still here

Is it bad if I'm old enough here to remember Rachel, Whibby, Wiz and Indi?

April etc?

Are you the porto bro that basically revived these threads, BOAT, or some unknown entity?

Sorry about many responses, been out of loop and thread is faster now

No fucking way, was it ClayClay who went to Italy?! This better not be true because that would be nice and I can't have nice things.

clayton of course

Back to /fraud/ pls. .. ..

I have no idea anything about italy. Whats that story? I do have a couple girls I know from interpals that live there though and we have lightly talked about meeting. One is a model there that travels to paris etc all over, but her english is reaaaaaaaaaaaaally bad when ever we skype so im not sure how realistic it is, but it would be nice to meet someday.

Hey Clay babes how's everything going? Any more crazy qt stories? How's illness been treating you if you don't mind I asking?

Also mate I know I've said it before but you have way too distinctive a writing style to not become a meme here

>Are you the porto bro
yes. I didn't revive anything tho

>Is it bad if I'm old enough here to remember Rachel, Whibby, Wiz and Indi?
my niqqa

oh I didn't know that was you
why the fuck are you here

Indi once banned me from the Skype group for posting his profile on the gay forum. That was fun.

Every fucking time it's the girls who asks me to chat somewhere else?
Am I always so obvious that I'm too late or what?

um no not really I havnt used interpals a lot. I was trying to be really social in real life this summer so most my stories are in real life that I have to tell. As for health its sucked, I havnt collapsed in about a year now, and im walking better. But man I feel like complete shit really tired alot. Not sure if its that I was out a lot by other people and my immune system sucks or what. I know they did a ultrasound a month ago and my spleen is getting really big again, so im doing another one tommorow. Its about time for my yearly cancer check up but I dont want to go... Oh well....

And ya I try to write like I talk. I think it makes it sound natural(well sorta), and like friends talking to each other...

*oblivious

>the Skype group
It's dead anyway. There's all of about 3 active posters and we're in a different group together anyway.

Hah hah, you retarded faggot!


...But so am I ;_:
Oh God... When will this end?

>This user only accepts messages from 13-21 year old users.


kek, not surprised. There was also the Texas guy that Ena wrapped candy around his dick. Fun times

u turfy?

What do you mean? Whatsapp, WeChat or other messengers?

a laptop, camera, jewellery, dont know desu

no one was home

craziest shit is that we have a dog in the house...

That's fair man keep fighting the good fight. Do keep us all in the loop, and if you've any stories let us know
There's been about a million Skype, discord, WhatsApp etc groups over the years. All it does is give you a shit ton of messages to scroll past and distract from the actual group.
Oh look another Spanish flag, thought I was unique for a moment there.

Oh, then it's nothing. It was this guy from the US who travelled to Italy to meet a girl and it turned out she had a boyfriend. To make it extra cucky the guy knew about her boyfriend before he went and he basically wasted his vacation crying and complaining about it on Cred Forums. Glad to hear it wasn't you mate!

Also ignore the Lithuanian guy, he just feels threatened by your looks as he thought he was the most handsome guy here until he saw you :-*

Post a picture of the model! And accents are hot Clayton, you should aim to deploy in her as(s) soon as possible :)

yes, like every time after less than 10 messages they already start asking, but sometimes they then never start a conversation any more then. Like why even bother asking for my username elsewhere if they don't like me.

>meet girl on interpals
>we chat few days a bit
>i delete my account
>weird enough, she deletes her account the SAME day as well
>just looke dup her username on google
>found her on twitter

What do you guys think? Should I write her or let it be? I'm not desperate but I just liked the conversations. Hmm.

>u turfy?
What?

You need to think like a woman. They asked for your Number, now _you_ have to start the conversation and keep it going, not forever, but for the next few days

but I don't like all of them, it's always bad to be noticably thirsty, but some of them are just uninteresting after 1 hour chatting.
Anyway, WeChat has moments so after adding I can indefinitely snoop on their pics.

Fuck that.

Did you upload this?
youtu.be/y6oXW_YiV6g

DELET

So are you looking forward to Trump vs. Clinton later? You are going to watch it, r-right?

No, but I have made my share of sacrifices to Kek in favor of Trump's vigor.

Good lad, good lad! Do you have any meme politicians down in Portu-land?

youtu.be/FHJKHCvhUOM

Tino de Rans, 2bh. The whole far-right in Portugal is a meme in of itself 2bh. I wish we had a proper right-wing.

Luso-Eeire alliance when? You guys would rule /cp/ like the BBC ruled that poo-in-loo grill.

>Tino de Rans
youtu.be/D0lVhoFvC5c
wtf my dude?

no allies sorry

I shouldn't have told you guys about him, now that I think about it..

Just disregard him...

He's Portugal's Vermin Supreme. He ran for president here last election.

nth for titcow qts
/Marcy95
/Bollywood_poser

haha wow!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=TZ25P0aRikw

very amazine!!!

hi potrugal i like youre flagggg

very portuguese as they say "lad"

...

Dude just fuck off

It's really fun talking to so many qt's, even if I have no intention flirting with them.

No quints for gay Germ
Based Kek

This is such a good position with small butts.

How do you know turfy

I really want to take another vacation..

jose manuel coelho is worse

NEED a chocolate gf lads

Would you?

...

>tfw no qt potato gf

ded

Would BOAT?

How many views do you guys get? I never get any unless I view people's profiles and the check on mine.

Three in a week.

Think I have a girlfriend now. We've gone out a few times and we just keep making plans to be together. Pretty sure I've made it.
And the best part? She's local, so I can see her anytime I want, she's white and gorgeous and speaks English.

Stay beta, my friends. I'm sure Svetlana is being totally honest when she says she's not messaging anyone else and "Vyecheslav is just a friend, don't worry". Have fun with your online LDR gfs.

bump to keep alive

Fucking normies with their work and uni and shit! Don't bother coming back to the thread when you're "finished for the day" reeeee

Redpill me on Boris, Guenther, BLACKED poo-in-loo, Egyptian autist grill, Clayton, indi, black titcow, Rachel, ena and all the other spergs you deem fit.

>tfw my qt is a koreaboo as hell
>tfw i don't listen kpop

youtube.com/watch?v=DKDDZHCaopI

I have no redeeming qualities as a human being. Can I still find friends here?

>men are either a midgets or lard ass fedoras

Purge these dregs NOOOOW.

Please

>qt turns out to be almost as tall as me

Tall girls are cute though

>Not being 20cm taller than all qts

180cm is not cute

Are you a faggot?

It is extremely cute. You're still taller than her and can banter her about her height.
>the irony of being asked this question by a swede

I'm 183cm m8

Still taller. Not by much but still taller. What is it about her height thats suddenly making her unattractive to you?

>>the irony of being asked this question by a swede
Not really, I'm not from Stockholm.

women here don't like short men like me

As long as she has to stand on her toes to kiss you it's qt 2bh...
She would have to stand on her toes to kiss you, right? ;^)

>would like to try this
>realize there must be something wrong(or shady) with a qt from another part of the world taking an interest in you

F

Do it for the bants gypsy bud

Got better things to do, senpai.
>tfw no chance of finding a kazakh qt to marry

>Has fallen for the Kazakh qt meme
Her dad will take your kaffir head, insh' Allah!

Gotta steal the bride and convert her to Orthodoxy so I can reinvigorate my Cuman heritage. :^)

Any black anons here? I have a qt for you:
/sonedi

Redpill me on Cumans pls?

Steppe nomads, ruled over a large chunk of land including Wallachia and Moldavia(which were sometimes called White and Black Cumania respectively). Founder of the Basarab dynasty that reigned in Wallachia and Moldavia(Vlad was part of the Drăculeşti branch) was presumed to be of Cuman origin.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kipchak_languages
Pure modern Kipchak–Cuman languages today are meme languages. Kazakh is Kipchak–Nogai, so bretty close and Kazakh women are qt.

So create an account and make your ancestors proud gypsyfriend... I think both The Impaler and Impaler are free as usernames, so no need to wait.

Do it, make this happen!

Meh, I'll become successful biznismen and get myself a kazakh mail order bride. ^)

Thanks for the encouragement tho, Anders.

Making a fake profile is so worth it

Sitting on street corners begging for money doesn't make you a biznizmen Sandu ;^D

Rude northern Swede. :^)

krona? krona?

It's just a prank bro ;D
Hvordan går det Svante, fortsatt lei deg over pizzatrynet?

fuck m8 you're one to talk
>Someone explain to me the appeal of this shitty site? Why do you faggots sperg out so much over anons on the other side of the world you'll probably never meet?
>Think of all the time wasted on Cred Forums that you could have put towards meeting people in real life.

Vad yrar du om Anders?

I know, I know. :^))
youtube.com/watch?v=vDKB4kT3o1w
Gives me goosebumps every time.

Things went great with my qt and we're planning to see each other again in less than two weeks. Reminder that we're all going to make it.

Sorry, trodde du var en annen svenne
>Armfeldt
You made the Swedes angry now buddy... Better DELETE that post before they see it or else you will be in a cuckfest from another dimension!

fanan står i brand ;_;

Armfeldt sure was useless

Swedes HATE him! Find out how this general lost his army in 1 simple march!

Is Mr. Brightside Quebec's favorite song?

102 since I made my profile yesterday, is this a lot?

decent amount for the first day, but it's more about the messages you get not the views, i'd much rather have ten qts who message me in a day than 100 who view me

whatsapp group from more than a year ago

Yes

I think it's "Don't cuck me now" by Queen, lad

What is your so called interpals "tune" my læd?

Fikk du noen gang polakken til å ta på seg tannpleieruniformen sin eller? :3

Har et enkelt billede hvor hun har den på, men ellers bare lingerie eller helt nogen

Any Indian qts ?

no it's actually We Dem Boyz by Wiz Khalifa

Pop a bottle, If you suck an swallow
Smell that marijuana nigga follow

youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q

youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg
Got to be this Nortism.

How about yours?

cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=S_E2EHVxNAE
this is yours bud

Lurer på om jeg må ta frem telefonen min igjen siden jeg fikk et bra puppebilde i den uniformen der. Prater du fortsatt med henne aka får du lewds fortsatt?

Og sjekk ut denne, jeg tror jeg må gjöre en ny spergout snart ^^

For fuck sake man, are you memeing us?
Are you a depressed qt hunter lad? It's a nice song, but you know... It brings the feels

This is mine
youtu.be/3IWB9VATdf0
kek

When I saw this I thought it was going to be a british flag that posted it.

>I don't know a single Indian

youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

>complete pasty baby

Very.....multi culti....what sort of accent is that though? Or is that just how the kangz sound in Löndön?

Basically how the kangz sound but he is from London

i have taken a break from qts now but this my qt jam desu youtube.com/watch?v=vrQWhFysPKY

Post your accent handsome :-*
we truly are the kings of autism up here aren't we

I come from the west country. People here say I sound posh but realistically I sound like a farmer :3

vocaroo, i might just become your qt

Post accent bb ;*

Ooooh, send det! :3

Snakkede sidst med hende i fredags. Hun er ret clingy desu

lads I am not comfortable with you whacking one out over my accent

C'mon m8, we're a community :^)

>making you qt ROFL and hearing that cute laugh on the phone
fucking priceless

but forgot to record it for later feels and memories...
I'd better prepare some jokes for next time

Ja, jeg brukte ganske lang tid på å komme meg unna hun der... Vi kan krysse fingrene for at svensken tar over jobben din med henne da, hvis han ikke cucker det opp... Det hadde jo vært klassisk Sverige.
Come on mate, as long as we don't cum on pictures of your face who cares? :3

l-lads
why are Nords so obsessed with raping the British

Why are you Brits and Irelandonites so obsessed with being such giant teases? ;^*

You will never be a rich semi-ripped 50 year old Italian dude with a Persian qt
instagram.com/p/BIdfUvnhLB8/

...

t.ajeet royd

she's not messaging me

Send her that song

cringe

Is it the Jew who's ignoring you?

You guys want to see some sketchy shit?

Yes please, Mr. Britbongman

Certainly, Nortism.

youtu.be/dlFwJ1NBlLY?t=40

no lad

She's bored of you desu

Say that again, dane

Whereabouts? I'm a west country hybrid me. Seems to be loads of us on here, there's 2 Lithuanians living in Bath as well.

Also Basque girls lads, Basque girls

fight me irl

Fuck me in the asshole people are fucking mental
youtu.be/loGM3VvpsOE
Calm down love
Teach us how to pull them pls

I was the Plymouth cunt. Are they that good you Cornish bastard?

Who makes the moves and talks to all the cuties
the back of the thread shitposting is where you'll find me
the back of the thread, talking to qts, my lads behind me
cringy question asking, nude asking, shitposting blasting
but I just can't quit
because one of these cuties I got to talk with

Do Russians have a death wish? That shit is crazy.

Why are Russians so crazy. Is life really that bad?

I wish I knew, I'm generally alright pulling in the eves, my main advice is to have a British accent. I'm thick west country like the other lad but girls don't seem to mind. Might have to give it a go next time I'm in town, I'm already back in my hotel in Cantabria since the weather was awful and we didn't want to wander round some little fishing village in the rain.

He is Ukrainian tbf, fought in Azov that crazy lad! No wonder Ukrainian grills cuck us so hard when they are used to men with balls his size.
british accent reeeeeeeee... Or actually I have one British phrase I can pull off:
"Hello my name is Jonty Bonty, I like drinking Bulmers and listen to Mumfers."

Are any of them thicc or are they all skinny cunts?

New thread pls

I'm fucking drunk and fucking bored
someone please give me someone to talk to who will respond

Oh good lad. Depends on taste, they're none that feminine in truth but I quite like that, (in the least gay way possible).

Yeah that's basically it. They're all really slim and quite fit, it was chucking it down and typical siesta time, everywhere was closed but it seemed like half the girls in Bilbao were out running rather than sat in bed.

now vocaroo it

Oh this. You broad Devonshire lad? I'm more Somerset rather than anything else, I sound quite different to rest of my family

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