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IVE BECOME SO NUMB

TIM

wew lad

quick search led me to this funnyjunk.com/user/graphicscat

is this you

Other things my mum did or does:

- Told me and my sister that we will be disinherited if we get together with a non-white
- Addresses my dad (her husband) exclusively by his last name
- Believes Harold Wilson was the worst PM in British history
- Uses "PAKISTANIS" as a catch-all term for non-native Britons and immigrants

would

>culture

REMINDER one third (1/3rd) of /brit/ posters are nonces

wish i could watch the debates but alas i have a job to attend

it's me :3

anybody going to stay up for the presidential debate? quite interested but I'm at college tomorrow so I'll feel a right cunt if its boring

I think my parents wouldn't be pleased with me bringing a non white home either

What's Burnley like lads?

Is it comfy?

alri poley

WHEN I WAS

>ywn molest this man then bully him when u feel him getting hard

why even live

what's with these janny editions?

anyone have a stream link for the debate

We're all in here

>gf is a primary school teacher
>easy as fuck job
>gets 10 weeks+ of holiday a year

DISGUSTING

absolutely barbarian the way these animals do this, Also they don't use cutlery and eat with their bare hands too.

Does she also read the Daily Mail and tell you how broken Britain is?

dire poverty-ridden paki-infested northern shithole with zero redeeming features

>I'm at college tomorrow

she ever done jav?

the only irishman i know is a massive cunt.

can i therefore judge all irishmen based on this massive cunt?

>guize pls post in my shit thread

yes

burnley's buzzin

he got a psp

poor kitter

Satanic trips of truth

Based gay ASMR man

name of the left please

>We're all in here
>2 replies

'Twas the night before Christmas

Alri need to go buy some cigarettes and do some work. Enjoy your evening /brit/

>It was the Blurst of times!?

...

you now remember being in love

>SUDDENDLY TONI

Dude, spoiler that shit

If poley wasn't completely pathetic he'd murder his dad

That's an air mattress lad

think the baldness might be starting
I'm finding more hair on my pillow and more fallout when I brush it or use conditioner in the shower.

my hairline isn't changing though but it feels like its thinning out, I have very thick long hair though so maybe its just natural?

my dad is balding but my grandfather on my mum's side isn't, he still has a full head of hair though it thinned out as well.

mate you think i'm reading all that shit?

Thanks for the contribution to my thread, lads.

And the (You)s

He actually thinks people care about his life

fanny chmelar

ah the so called english female

No, the Daily Mail is "working class". She reads the Telegraph but keeps complaining about the contents.

As if you would if you were him?

are MRE's a viable way of feeding myself

good for our tourist industry

miu

> apostrophes on a plural

get fucked idiot

Just 1

no I don't

well yes, I'm a sociopath

Lel the Telegraph is almost nothing but tabloid over the past year or two.

If she thinks the Daily Mail is working class what does she think of the Mirror or Sun or the Daily Star.

Bad post

Who /debate/ here?

would hit

with a bat

first time I've ever visited another general apart from /balt + ausnz/

just want you all to know this thread is shit, your banter is weak and you should all die

thanks

The daily mail is working class

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Currently shitting out a poo

would have a pint with your mum

No, it's underclass

when is the debate?
I reckon I'll watch if its available online

LITERALLY W H O M ?

good lad

Not really, shit like the ones I listed are working class.

The mail might not be the upper crust but it's not something with tits on page 3.

Why aren't you preserving the white race by all means necessary?

Meeting up with this solid 7 Aryan this weekend. Not the greatest looking but whatever needs to be done to save the white race, I will do.

aquatint

The Daily Mail is as petit bourgeoise as it gets.

that's a fucking albino

>daily mail
>class

wew lad

It's worse than that

the daily mail is utter drivel

more deets pls

5 hours and 25 minutes from now

looks like a man
like all German women

Can't wait for Hillary to DEMOLISH Trump.

...

...

Had 2 bananas for breakfast, 2 cups of coffee today and been chewing gum all day

The combined laxative effects that I've been holding in all day has resulted in a very wet and smelly poo but one that I am enjoying 100%

what channel will it be on, or should I sort some dodgy stream or wat

>you can fly to St Johns for only £300, in a 737

wew

>POOTFORD

youtube.com/watch?v=vGiPlzcNpws

raaheed

i just wanna spend
never fall in love again

do you ever see people playing amazingly at instruments or making amazing productions then look back to yourself and just realise just how inadequate and insignificant you are

just want to be good at things

Who never pulls their own weight in group projects here?

Always just do my part at the last second and do a poor job of it. Usually get girls in my group as they take studies seriously

>we can literally fly to anywhere in the world

If you were to drop a person from 200 years ago into the present, they might kill themselves from the shock of technology

It's on channel 4

I sometimes wonder if this was intended by my nation to destabilize Europe.

>riding train in peak direction during rush hour
>illegally bring bike on
>conductor walks into carriage to collect fares
>spots my bike
>throws a fit, threatens $180 fine
>play dumb
>lets me off with a warning and forces me to get off at next stop
>in his anger forgets to check my fare
>mfw that was my stop and i didnt have a ticket

she's going to collapse and poo herself on air.

i doubt it desu

So £600

time?

£279 for a return, £156 one way

put some time in

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unlikely. human brains are unmatched in how they can adapt to new and different stimuli.

Feel bad desu. Told mum that she was completely unlovable and that I'd be leaving her like dad left her.

My dad walked out when she was pregnant and she's worked at least 2 jobs ever since and raised me herself. She's never had a boyfriend or anything.

It was a stupid argument as well. She was just telling me she was worried that I spent too much time on the internet when I ought to study and socialise.

youtube.com/watch?v=FBN3xfGrx_U

Always happen when I hear other people speaking other languages

Saw some short documentary thing where some bloke was in prison for something like 50 or 60 years and he was doing his nut when he came out at some of the shit he saw

Internet would be enough to drive him mad

>image

Why? Also did somebody ask not to?

2 am

maybe
a powerful Europe would have been a threat to American power.

so £900

Fug

so 139.5?

>tfw just got my first pay cheque

look what i found haha

it's actually quite tall and pretty i was rather surprised

tar lar

'Smart drug' warning for students - bbc.co.uk/news/health-37471077

Lmao, took loads of the old modafinil at uni, pretty good stuff tbf

some lad threw himself in front of the train so I was half an hour late home

Just power wash the cunt off the tracks and get on with it I say.

>Also did somebody ask not to?
Hillary did.

Went on 17 flights last year

reality: neither of them will make good points, the whole "debate" will be petty insults based on shit that has nothing to do with their policies

Does anyone have a picture of a grade 2 buzzcut? I need it for reference. k, thanks

I didn't half the price, I got it from the airlines website

dad is drunk and smacking around mum. got laid off from the factory

What's in St Johns?

Where in England should I go to if I want a good and clean bar-fight?

half an hour is a pretty short delay for that kinda thing tbf

went on 18 flights last year

Why are they making her stand?

Penguins and polar bears

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Modafnil is fucking wank, noopept is what you want

It's like the limitless drug, banged my dissertation out in about a week and a half and got a high first for it

God bless Russia

fuck my ass and call me bobby

Hillary's team requested that she be allowed to sit or at least bring a stool along

many of her rallies she is propped up on a stool, held up by people, or leaning on the pulpit for dear life.

its going to be dire when Trump is moving about like Mussolini while she is sweating, pumped up full of drugs and clinging on for dear life.

ignore my face

its like a yank scandinavian fishing town

Just another evening in the fat cam household

So a total of £558 for you and the gf?

watching this steve guy eating croatian rations now

super comfy

I still use it. Socialising/networking until the early hours but need to be on top form at work in the morning? Easy as pie.

ah good we get to watch a woman die live on television

>t-thanks nan

Sounds like she's fucked health wise

>Linking webms

dad is quite cold with everyone since a few months and for absolutely no reason

>noopept

Kek, I remember my first experience with noots.

Noopept is trash and so is pretty much all noots

>yank
you don't even kn ow what a yank is.

went there

they sold out of red MAGA hats

was kind of disappointing

the israeli one is almost entirely tins tuna

Are you fucking retarded or just braindead

Your fault

so yeah, think i might go glass my dad. he keeps throwing my mum around and its really fucking annoying.

worried i might do too much damage to him though

approximately anywhere barring newcastle upon tyne, torquay or the welsh valleys

noot noot

Fuck off, domestic abuse is nothing to joke about

Do you think milo browses /brit/?

really?

FUCK OFF

going to read for a bit then go to sleep. good night

>COMPUTAH *hic*
>CREATE FIFTY JEWLIAN BASHEERS BUT WIT NO FECKING MOUTS SO DEY CANT YAP ON
>NOW CREATE DE OYR ARR AYE
>DISENGAGE DE SAFETIES

>that shirt

No

24 year old virgin here (almost 25)
can anyone beat me?

the gf

The expiry date for this chicken was 3 days ago

It's been sitting unopened in my fridge since Friday, should be okay right?

Over there, over there
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Yanks are coming
The Yanks are coming
The drums rum-tumming
Everywhere
So prepare, say a prayer
Send the word, send the word to beware
We'll be over, we're coming over
And we won't come back till it's over
Over thereOver there, over there
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Yanks are coming
The Yanks are coming
The drums rum-tumming
Everywhere
So prepare, say a prayer
Send the word, send the word to beware
We'll be over, we're coming over
And we won't come back till it's over
Over there

think there would be a lot more cuck porn posted here daily if that was the case

youtube.com/watch?v=zE2rxSQ5_tg

Nice, looking forward to getting my ass kicked by some blokes.

>mfw the alt-right's most prominent voice is a narcissistic and sociopathic homosexual

great movement you got there

>23c in my room

freezing

hows it smell? hows it look?

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The gf is being disobedient.

How should I discipline her?

What do you call your grandparents?

Mums side: Grampy and granny
Dads side: Granddad and nanny

autumn weather is the best desu. I look much better in sweaters, jackets, hoodies, and pants, than I do with lighter clothing.

put the gf's head through a door because she left the pasta in too long and it was too soft

I told her I like it al-dente but the dozy cow got distracted ironing my shirt for tomorrow

will actually chin her if she tries anything like that again

Was being disobedient towards the gf and she sent me this

Did 46 in a 40 zone today lads.

Hope the police didn't see.

>yfw his bodied wasn't recovered until 2001

They're all dead la

>autumn
FOB

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Don't know how you can be an unironic cuckold desu

Would noose myself if I ever went that low

what are you lads reading atm
>this thread xDDD
seriously though

lads

think the neighbour saw me having a kickabout with my dog in the garden

launched the little cunt top bins in my 5-a-side net

me and the gf

Anyone else just start at Guildford Uni?

Yeah

whats the most amount off hymen you've ever broke?
broke like 50 of them fuckers last night haha

You're hiding something

:^)

dad's got his mistress over and mum's crying in the kitchen

Dinner's taking fucking ages

*shakes head*

new york is fucking huge

not just huge, but fucking big

like really big

bigly

the Count of Monte Cristo

>Guildford Uni

gravity's rainbow

after 4 months

it's fucking shite but I want to finish it

might message the girl i shagged last friday

isn't it called surrey uni

HELP

got the foreskin retracted for the craic

the "alternative right" gf

Got your IP address gonna fly to Englistan and beat the fuck out of you

Post feet pls

Milo isn't bad and the fact that he's a flaming queer probably helps his credibility with leftists.

Scottish/Cannadian/American Gavin McInnes is much better though, even if he is king of the hipsters.

MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT

Greetings, my name is Enoch Gonzales. I'm a 27 year old Mexican-American Anglophile (English culture fan for you upstanding gentlemen). I play polo on my estate, and spend my days perfecting my skill and enjoying superior English passtimes. (Cricket, Fox Hunting, Tea) I train with my Hounds every day, a particularly olfactory form of canine by which Foxes and Rabbits will most certainly be tracked, and which is vastly superior to any other animal for the express purpose of sport. I earned my hunting licence two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Public School and Mancunian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about English history and their chivalric code, which I follow 100%. When I get my English visa, I am moving to Manchester to work in a chip shop to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a player for Manchester United FC! I own several bowler hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to England, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my twelve brothers and sisters and recite the Queen's English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in England!

its actually quite small

uh oh

she fit? if not, have a wank instead

Might wrap a rope around me neck and kick a chair from under myself lads

Wew

>Chatting with Chinese qt over Tinder yesterday
>Only 1 photo and no instagram
>Has very good English and says I should tell her if I ever want to visit China
>Now wants my Facebook
Getting suspicious lads. I mean, Facebook and Instagram don't exist in China but this jsut feels weird.

NO FEAR THE WALKING DEAD TORRENT

ITS BEEN NEARLY 24 HOURS REEEE

>inb4 pleb show, I am a pleb

need to start banging ac
feel like it'd be safer than selling drugs
anyone know how to do it?

the divided self (my 40th book of 2016)

bugger me

Anyone want to go see the cure at wembley with me in december?

eh???

what the fuck is this image

how did you match with a Chinese from china if you're in the UK?

the build up area around NYC is insanely huge

you'd have to drive for like 2 hours just to see countryside

It's an overweight middle-aged Chinese man covered in semen from the attention you're giving him

did not deign to peruse this post

>Greetings, my name is Enoch Gonzales. I'm a 27 year old Mexican-American Anglophile (English culture fan for you upstanding gentlemen). I play polo on my estate, and spend my days perfecting my skill and enjoying superior English passtimes. (Cricket, Fox Hunting, Tea) I train with my Hounds every day, a particularly olfactory form of canine by which Foxes and Rabbits will most certainly be tracked, and which is vastly superior to any other animal for the express purpose of sport. I earned my hunting licence two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Public School and Mancunian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about English history and their chivalric code, which I follow 100%. When I get my English visa, I am moving to Manchester to work in a chip shop to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a player for Manchester United FC! I own several bowler hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to England, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my twelve brothers and sisters and recite the Queen's English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in England!

She's apparently a student at uni here, which also makes sense.

>banging ac
what

you going to quit being a drug dealer so you can become a panel beater who works on air conditioning machines.

Don't think theres much money in that

>milo isn't bad

A hahahahaha do me a fucking favour

Literally a clickbait edge Lord riding on the "success" of gamerg8

haven't been outside in a week lol

tfw you were reading the scat scene in bed and had to explain to the girl you were with why you were laughing so much/why you had an erection to match Slothrops

Nope

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Gavin is a degenerate hipster that became a traditional conservative because thats now the rebellious thing to do. Dont listen to a word that piece of shit has said, he's done every drug under the sun and has fucked alternative whores in gangbangs in squatters hangouts on dirty couches.

Banging is slang for shooting up

gf wants to shit on my chest. any advice?

DC to Boston is basically connected

hate when this happens

shooting up alternate current?

Pretty sure that will kill you dead

>tfw ate a prozzies arse on saturday night and have a really sore throat since

can you get a disease from rimming? i feel awful

well if she's in the west then Chinese internet laws don't really matter

doing a poo lads

wish me luck

>eating a prozzies arse

what the fuck is wrong with you

injecting a bit of skag

you're overplaying this gimmick lad

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done a read

imagine having sexual intercourse with a girl this fit

>can you get a disease from licking the hole shit comes from

hmm let me have a long hard think about that one lad

Can you get a disease from licking a skank's arsehole? Hmm

*squints to see you way up on that moral highground*

playing some cheeky witcher trois

>You will never have a qt teenage misanthrope gf to stand on your neck

Don't know what he meant by ac I'm SURE he didn't mean actual ac

no you runts
banging ac is roadman for bank fraud
it's the new roadman way of getting money, it's replacing drug dealing

just snorted a whole line of cake

Literally a painted up clown
You utter mollusk

forgotten just how long the diner saga takes

been 2 hours only just washed up and havent even had apple yet

...

posh twat

have shagged atleast 2 girls atleast equally as fit as her

its good but the best part about it is the bragging rights, the actual sex isn't that different from an average looking girl

infact skillz are much more important than looks in the bedroom

I have

Anyone else here been arrested before?

Back from doing the poo lads.

V. nice, solid no-wipe log. Perhaps a bit dry but overall excellent. Would have a poo like this more often if able. Very satisfying.

wot do u mean blud

went to the gym and lifted too many weights so my arms hurt

well that's put me off the gym for the rest of my life

>Mel B being asked if Margaret Thatcher used her girl power effectively when she was funneling funds to paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland
wew

Possession of marijuana in 2011 ama

reminder that is it is v rude to not reply to a question sent to you via text

and how exactly would you go about defrauding the banks?

it's pretty big though

The only bad thing in there is being a hipster. Don't wrap the alt-right movement up in your religious moral nonsense.

McInnes>Shapiro>Milo>any other young alt-right personality

you'll get locked up, drug dealing is easier and safer

once you start stealing money from the banks serious people will want you locked up

listening to some anime
youtube.com/watch?v=cbtU9wrAC18

what is a "jock" lads

dunno but roadmen do it all the time it can't be that hard

jelly fatbitch

Maybe for a manlet

DUI in 2012

imagine having sexual intercourse with a girl

what about Vox Day?

a scottish person

or a sporty chad in a letterman jacket if you are a yank shit

Shapiro is the only good one there desu

eric andre is great desu

anyone else literally have no friends?

are mags

>tfw we are entering another 1980s where the leaders of the free world are all Conservatives

Things that have immeasurably improved my life:


>Reading for an hour a day and limiting computer use to an hour
>Using face washes/masks from places like Lush that are made of natural ingredients
>Completely cutting out fizzy drinks
>Barely eating chocolate
>Eating lots of fruit
>Doing half an hour exercise
>Binning half the shit in my room and always having it tidy but minimalist
>Turning my work phone off when not at work

Join me, lads

no thanks i'm a pure virgin xx

Got arrested for throwing a bottle at a police car

Normally not a big fan of "le randumb!" stuff but he's doing it really well.

You saying we're not pals?

A pseudo-anarchist jew?

I will look him up

I have people I hang out with sometimes but idk if I consider them "true" friends.
I kind of hate them desu

My name is Ernest Hemmingway

when I was studying abroad in america i got really drunk (underage at 20) and stole a bike, charged with misdemeanour theft but all charges were dropped praise allah

The alt-right is about moral conservatism you absolute cretin.

Its facism-lite. Ethnic nationalism, family values, etc.

The idea that you think a flamboyant homosexual and a degenerate ass fucking ex punk rocker covered in tattoos can embody your movement is a testament to how pathetic and fractured it really is.

DEGENERATE RAUS

I don't even have online friends lol
the only people I talk to are my sister and a girl I'm in love with at work

It doesn't end well big papa

doxxed

Ahh yes the so-called "Alt-Right"

A coherent political force indeed

>stole a bike

gentleman of african heritage

the anime gf
youtube.com/watch?v=5INR5ztUtNc

are you me

have you told her how you feel?

bit early

lived in my flat for four months now and this is the second time I've hoovered it wahey

Based mum. Mines a socialist Corbynite race-traitor who takes her issues with her parents out on our whole race/culture.

I swear she only got with my dad (half-Dago, half Mick) for the opportunity to fart out a brown baby to rub it in her parent's face.

Joke's on her: I'm blonde, blue-eyed and a white supremacist who wants to build a battleship with the express interest of sinking migrant boats.

>look up tinder match on facebook
>In a relationship

hmm yes very impressive
still messaging her, might be a easy shag, she's just moved here for uni

>japanese screen name
>japanese picture
>"pro-white"

these people are genuinely embarrassing, i can't believe they exist

hmm

spent lunch with the tights girl at work again.

...

doing a think

I beat the shit out of my ex gf's new fuck buddy when I broke into her place to get my computer back

pleaded out and only got community service

Mohammad pls

new

I fully support family values and ethnic nationalism. Nothing wrong with getting a little high and fucking scene girls whose dad's failed them before marriage.

Stop trying to wrap up a modern movement based on small government, free market capitalism, family values, strong immigration policy, and nationalism, with your ancient religious morality.

youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

>tattooed with a tribal pattern
hmm sounds pozzed

Known her for like 11 months and haven't had the courage to ask her out. I doubt she likes me the way I like her but I'd rather be friends than lose her all together.
She deserves better than me anyway, I'm terribly uninteresting and she's beautiful inside and out.

Like Rotheram, but more Paki child-rapers.

Fuck Taytoniggers

"People"

two hours of watching steve eat rations now

who is this cock lass

Wash your hands after.

Honestly, only a Coon or a Sandnigger would fuck that Bo Selecta-looking Seapig. She looks like a Viz character

...

I want to slap you user

What the fuck are you doing man. Go and tell her you're sorry.

Fucking selfish cunts. If ya wanna die just Carradine yourself.

go and apologise, thats horrible

Come to Cornwall. I'll scrap with you and then we can go drinking and have a great time. I fucking love you Bosh. We can sing Rammstein together.

Funniest fucking shit I've seen on here in weeks

Put it in a curry.

>But what if Richard Hammond is not kill

The absolute madman

>Russiancouple.jpg

Oh Callum, you absolute ledge. You're the Bantmaster General!!!

Fuck off back to Nandos.

yes yes...keep going

Set up a camera and do a bunch of Robin Williams impressions as you stand on the stool, finishing on "Gooooddd Mmmmmorrrrnniiinnnggg V I E T N A Mmmmmm" as you kick it from under you. Then dance a bit as you choke. Get a mate to post the vid here.

holy shit are you me lad
known her for a year now (uni) she was my housemate last year and on the same course as me so I don't see her much anymore haha fml
I know that feel

Yes.

Are you fat?

Fucking miss Daria. What happened to youth TV?