What do you think of Russia?

very beautiful country overall, nice people and tasty cuisine.

>tfw 0.1$ deposited

Great culture, shit politics

Do Russians celebrate Easter?

>all these extra flags users
Yes, yes, we need more.

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Ecть тyт pyccкиe?
Чтo c хapкaчeм?

oтвeтьтe пocoны

2ch refugee camp is here:

>What do you think of Russia?

I try not to think. Every day.

lenta.ru/comments/news/2016/09/26/2chforpay/

Cyкa блядь!

Would be based if they didnt fuck with Finland

Keep your hands off my brothers

>Cтaтьи oб имиджбopдaх нa нoвocтных caйтaх
Boт жeшь paчьo пpeзpeннoe

A гдe нынчe филиaл двaчa oгpaниззoвaн?

best country on earth.

Hey, I already posted you the link

Taм пoлтopa aнoнa.

RIVAL

>1,5

russian Itt
пpикpыли пoкa eгo, кaкиe-тo хaкepы зaдyдocили двoщ. Aбy cпacaeт, oднaкo вpyбил жидa и впycкaeт пoкa тoлькo дoнaтepoв-пacкyдepoв

Who do Russians despise more, Yeltsin or Gorbachev?

Yes, we do
but our easter is orthodox. Isn't Catholic

>what's worse, piss or poo
Well, I don't know.

africa tier subhumans

I dislike them for their hostility against the west.

BASS
BASS
HARDBASS

I love Russians but they should stop being socialists.

youtube.com/watch?v=r5uzc3U8Qhc

We are not socialists. We are "vatniki" (people who love leader, army and totalitarian regime)

>socialists
How are we socialists?

i feel bad for them

It was a mistake to visit this thread

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I love the French but they should stop being Germans

Don't be sad RUSSIA

aka fascists

I have connections to Russia.

Exactly.

I want to be cheeki breeki

Yes, sort of.

Best language ever. Good culture, good people, very corrupt and shady leadership but Putin is a good leader. Pretty good overall, I hope when World War 3 comes around we can fight together.

>It was a mistake to visit this thread

It was a mistake to visit this board.

against who?

Mapиo и Лyиджи нe итaльянцы, oни гpyзины.

>It was a mistake to visit this board.

It was a mistake to visit this world.

are you alien?

The country that literally owns us

You do not have history, dumbass.
And even then, the ussr is only a small part of what Russia is.

Reptoids.

i wonder which country would that be...

>You do not have history, dumbass
hahahha what? the u.s has no history?

Most evil nation to ever exist

How has nobody checked this sweet consecutive double trouble?

But we have paradox. We behave like fascists
but our people hate nazi Reich and fascist Italy
It's so weird

Shit

If you want be cheeki breeki you should have "maslina"

shit i forgot Israel, i was talking about China because we owe them like 15 trillion dollars. sadly i dont think USA will ever go to war with Israel, they are our "greatest ally"

Russia is friends with China.
BRICS :3

Russian are social-fascists. We like socialism in economics only, without feminism, gays, human rights and another shit.

eastern europe in a nutshell.

only the czech are not batshit insane as everyone else

Imma need some proofs.

Most people here don't even know the difference between fascism and nazism

i dont either

I forgot about them

at least it's better than america ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Would it better to border Russia?

ye. tired of bordering such a familiar nation.

border brazil pls

>knhr kohr :D

This. Nazism = fascism + racism, but russians aren't rascits. In our gulags will be place for jews, muslims, blacks...
The Imperium of WH40K is ideal Russian state.

I am Russian.

> The Imperium of WH40K is ideal Russian state.
poddvachnu

i'm greek

Czechs are filthy degenerates.

not true
they are more liberal than the rest of eastern europe, but not western-europe tier.

Good for you, at least you are not Russian.

>more liberal
So filthy degenerates, as the user said.

Cool country and neighbor after all. I wanna visit Moscow or St petersburg soon

it's a meme

>Этa coвкoвo_дeпpecивнaя зacтpoйкa
>кyл кaнтpи

>tfw you live closer to St.Petersburg than I am
Feels bad. Gib Allegro, pls.

What does Russia have in common with the American South (except for the homophobia)

what is it that the czech do that you believe to be degen?

holy shit, comfy as fuck.

the whole media is controlled and censored by putin

yet culturally basically ameriboos despite hating america

there are still some very talented clever guys

cool country - эти тип хoлoднaя cтpaнa
или финcкий aнoн хoчeт ycтpoить caфapи пo PФии и пoceтить caмыe лютыe yгoлки нaшeй нeoбъятнoй

Hy тoгдa oк.

I know.

What about me blyat?

>the whole media is controlled and censored by putin
Nice propaganda you have there.
>culturally basically ameriboos despite hating america
We were 100 times more Ameriboos 20 years ago. Now we're more Euroboos, but you're still right, it's impossible to avoid American cultural influence.

spent 2 weeks in Korolev for the international space Olympics in 2013, really liked it , lots f QT Russian girls too

What about you? You need some advice on your future trip?

rashka is poop

In the loop.

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I want ask you. Why you want visit our country? It's North Africa. Maybe you'd like safari?

I get it, when some americucks or eurobabes say that, but holy shit, ukro, the way you implying that your country is better is triggering me like full blown vatnik

>What do you think of Russia?
Well, I love my Motherland.

This is RF today

No-no, he wants to visit spb and Moscow, the only ok-tier places in Russia

OP was asking about Russia, not Moscow.

And Moscow is the capital of Russia.

Buncha gaybois in Russia

Russia is the best country and Putin is the greatest leader in present day. I could die for Putin and I wish that he will take over Sweden. He is the only one who can save this shit-hole.

well. russians are very arrogant. but on other side they are know much about shit most westerners completelly not aware about. i think russki will be new world wide empire. but only if they can keep with their tolerant assimilation state idiology.

>the way you implying that your country is better
>he sees the implications that haven't been implicated

>today

I has always been like that.

> more liberal
sjw, gay protectors and stalin haters?
yes, full degenerates
liberals must live in the gulag near the close-stool while russian marines conquer the space

I live in St.Petersburg and I lived in Siberia. They are same, USSR-sovok was in all Russia.

>arrogant
Fuck you nazi we are nice as fuck, Mahmud :^)

I like russian language, russian rap and music anyway, tv series, movies etc. This year Russia itself started to interest more and more.

>sjw, gay protectors and stalin haters?
>yes, full degenerates
nonsense. you make it look like the czech are sweden tier.

Russia is great
Very advanced like pic related

As I said, went full vatnik when I saw the Ukrainian flag

>the only ok-tier places in Russia
Have you ever been anywhere in Russia to say that? I mean, cities like Kalinigrad, Kazan, Yekaterinburg, Krasnoyarsk, Tomsk, Sochi, Krasnodar?

Russia is a shit country with savage monkeys instead of people who rob Siberia and Siberians every single day blyad.

> Mordor
> comfy
Are you OK?

>capital

No, not capital, but rather the metropolis with all the rest regions of Russia as its colonies.

St.Petersburg is a shithole, if you're going to live there, but a nice place if you're going to visit it like a tourist.

looks comfy in my opinion

i live in a shit place so...

>vorkuta
You really think that humans live there? Only criminals

>sjw
the czechs are actually pretty racist/islamophobic
>gay protectors
it's like 50/50
>stalin haters
true

>Raped us once.

brits raped us once. well they still raping us since ww2.
russkis raped us so much oftly, my chap, that coming to berlin for them its like coming to home of their ex wife.

>tv-series
R u srsly bro?

Yeah, been in Grozniy, Pskov, Tula, and I'm not impressed by their performance

It's the terrestrial purgatory.

These people are paying their dues for the shit they did in their past lives.

Oh, man! I'm sorry, but you're weird. Russia becoming Mordor. It's so strange that some of west people like Russia

What place do yo live in?

Russian state ideology is quite tolerant towards non-russians, but the regular people are extremely nationalistic, chauvinistic and xenophobic.

>Fuck you nazi

here we goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

flag
brazil
worst country
next to ugly favela

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LOOK! Alive cuckhole is over here!

> you're going to live there
It's my variant. But place, where I'm from, was worse than St.Petersburg

>its like coming to home of their ex wife
More like cumming in your mum XDDDD

The
>:^)
Didn't bother you, right?

>but the regular people are extremely nationalistic, chauvinistic and xenophobic.

haha.. WELCOME TO EUROPE!

>Yekaterinburg
>Uralmash
"You have sigarette?"

I like the way they still honor their dead from WWII. As a kid I read all about Moscow, Stalingrad, Kursk, etc., and I never understood why nobody talked about those battles even though Stalingrad alone dwarfs America's entire contribution to defeating Hitler.

Then I grew up and realized that Russians worship their veterans even more than we do, and for a good reason.

I just wish that Russia could be integrated into the liberal order alongside China.

He probably meant what part of Brazil do you live in.

>More like cumming in your mum XDDDD

my mom is 70 ears old bitch. you cum in her?

It's look like Chernorussia
DayZ-mode

So that means Bowser is.......

Minimum wage in Russia is about $90. Is Brazil poorer and shittier?

My granddad probably did.

Yes, that's true, my father had quite a few friends who got killed. But they were criminals of course

CКAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAЙП

> what part of Brazil do you live in
This.

>Minimum wage in Russia

dunno.

My grandfather liberated her back in the day, uncle XD

>My granddad

dunno. you are way to jew to have russian grandad.

>Grozniy, Pskov, Tula
So you've been to shitholes that are below average even by Russian standards.

We have launched a man into space, while the Europeans fought for rights of gays, whores and muslims. We created first nuclear power plant. Russian civilization is vanguard of mankind, civilization of science and technological progress.

>My grandfather liberated

you grand father was sucking dicks in gulag.

Do we have minimum wage? Is it somehow relevant?

>Minimum wage

There are many people who earn less than minimum wage.

no

but stuff is probably more expensive

270 dollars minimum wage in brazil

the russian space program was a cheap mess.

>goes on CS GO
>shouts CYKA BLYAT on microphone
>drinks vodka
>passes out

ah yes, russian culture

>been in
Eбнyл гoлocтeльвaнию c этoгo шкoльникa. Ha ypoкe aнглийcкoгo хyй cocaть пoд cтoлoм?

>I love Russians but they should stop being socialists.
I hate commies, socialists, left-liberals and other left shit, my father hate them, my grandfather hate them and my grand-grandfather used to hate them.

>worship their veterans
Less and less nowadays. 2k+ children don't know history, they don't see veterans, don't talk to them as I did for example.
Its pleasure to me, to read things like that from USA user. Thank you, really. Just for understandig.

Stop being so rude, uncle Hans

Dickhead, you have nothing in common with people who did all that things.

>launched a man into space, while the Europeans fought for rights of gays, whores and muslims
It's like you don't remember how USSR was more progressive in this equal rights and other sjw degeneracy.

He yчил aнглийcкий в шкoлe, Bacь

U WOT M8?

Great source of illigal immigrants.
Just look at baltics.

>We have launched a man into space,

lets not shit bricks here my lad. soviets launched Yura into space. you, so far, are just sucking dicks for new model of iphone.

eбaть cкopocть нopмac

>270 dollars minimum wage in brazil

That's above the average wage in Russia.

enjoy equal trolling my friend.

>cs go
>boy, what a beautiful abode of culture!

>2k+ children don't know history
At first I wanted to say that these kids aren't in school yet to study history, but then
>yfw kids who were born in 2000 are graduating from school this year

Truly in Russia we like all european countries. But exept Poland, baltic rednecks and England. And Ukraine. Because Ukraine delenda est.

Я Cёмa

You mean below. 270

Above the average salary, frankly.

> 4:43 AM
> I need to sleep, but reading Cred Forums instead of

>WELCOME TO EUROPE!

I'm not quite sure, what do you mean by this?

Novosibirsk?

Germans, too, like to REMOVE KEBAB, if you know what I mean.

>Truly in Russia we like all european countries.
>call nazi, explain how to fuck my mother.

you have strange liking expresion.

>Less and less nowadays.

How many of them are still alive?

Drunk faggot and traitor what a couple

Kemerovo

In the USSR homosexuality was a criminal offense. Equal gender rights were until 1917, feminatsi was not in the Soviet Union. Black-assed trash Stalin sent in the Kazakh desert when they betrayed us in the WW2.

>soviets
Soviets, as bolsheviks, were able only to kill people and send them to GULAG.

Nope, 270 > 250.

get some fresh cow milk. cow can be human to.

He meant we are alike.

I mean worship of their memory. And those of them who still alive, ofcourse.

Are you greek or what? We're just memeing around, nobody actually dislike you

>Soviets, as bolsheviks

spoken as true jew!

You are on Cred Forums now and after crash of 2ch there are lots of 13-year-old-boys here, that really want to explain you how they like to fuck your mother. It is obvious.

youtube.com/watch?v=QzOVv1Lv8vE

Minimal wage in Russia is 7500rub, which equals 100 euros. That's far less than 250 bucks.

but median wage is 340$

>Are you greek or what?

lets not open this can.

> In the USSR homosexuality was a criminal offense
But gay-propaganda was legal

Even Jews imprisoned (Doctors' plot). All politically correct crap come from the West after fall of the USSR.

Uo to .5e7 only. What about 2e7 during soft liberalistic henocide?

That kind of JIZA.
>95yi god babtsi.

The country of poor uneducated bydlo. Moscow is full of churkas. Women are golddigging whores ready to suck niggers for profit. The leader is outdated gommi spy. I'm, thinking about taking my own life due to permanent despair and hopelessness of living here.
31yo. The master degree.

> fresh cow milk
I hate it.

He was talking about the average one and it's roughly $500

There will be gay parade tomorrow in my city, wonder how it will go

>4:54 AM
>I don't need to go sleep and can shitpost here as much as i want, because usually i go to bed at 8 or 9 AM for the last 2 months

Yes.

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But most soviets had been jews before sralin came to power with his caucasian clan.

Submit your assets including your flat or house to me.

shity song. no offense.

youtu.be/vsEAqbPDOuU

30 лeт, a yмa нeт.

I think median has more sense because 50% of people earn less.

It's just a meeting of two friends.

You're either an uneducated bydlo or churka. Hence go fuck yourself. I'd rather give it all to a random hohol than letting you lend my commiblock cozy flat to churkas..

i would say you should star droping briks at journalists.

I hate italy.
I want to move to another country,Russia probably.
I'll live in Moscow.
Is it a good idea?

>Is it a good idea?

russia is really really fucking cold place. and dry.

>ubmit your assets including your flat or house to me.
A bad workman blames his tools

>move from one of the comfiest climates in the world to the harshest

For what purpose?

I gonna go to sleep. Good night, neighbor.

European Russia.

>russian food after italian food
Do you have a dead wish or what?

Good night, user from Kuzbass.

>earn less
On paper.
70% of people have "grey" wages with small official and bigger "grey" part that pays in cash.

>European Russia.

implying murmansk is not european russia.

death*

Souther than Murmansk.

I love cold places
>For Work
Actually I'm uncertain between USA and Russia.

>Soviets, as bolsheviks, were able only to kill people and send them to GULAG.
Stalin killed and send to gulag jewish revolutionaries what killed russian people in civil war. He turned the party of jew masons to party of russian patriots.

-46°C lowest temp is okay. In the place where i live it's -57.

West Siberia.

Loving Russia is like loving an olive, you gotta bite through it, throw away the nut and chew on the salty bit for a while. Do that a couple of times and you'll start to absolutely adore olives.

Same with Russia, you gotta have lived there and mingled with the people, go through monents of sheer uncomfort, but oh boy have I caught the bug eventually.

Moscow is a good choice if you're into big and overcrowded cities.
But I don't know how come Russia could be in any way a better choice than the US.

I bet my rectal anus, 95% of people on this board have never even experienced -20.

>95% of people on this board have never even experienced -20
If you didn't notice before, Cred Forums is full of Nordics.

The lowest in italy is 12° degree celsius
The Hottest 35°.

Reptilians rule the USA. Check news, where flying UFOs? In USA, not Russia. Russians are resistance of humankind against alien invaders. We're saving this planet, brother.

>Cred Forums is full of Nordics.
Now go check their temperatures.
Even Ivanovo is colder than Iceland, Norway and Sweden.

>The lowest in italy is 12° degree celsius
It's early summer here.
>The Hottest 35°.
Fucking hell.

Then in 90-00s they killed times more than Stalin, but made that little business SOFTLY.

> where flying UFOs
In Siberia. Aliens have base here.

>go check their temperatures
Ok

Area 51 in Siberia?

>The Hottest 35°
We've had 30°+ two months in a row this summer.

I think Russia is a beautiful land.
Beautiful white race.
Beautiful temperatures, no heat all year.
Beautiful landscapes.
Beautiful language.
Beautiful woman.

Honestly why does everyone here want to be fucking disgusting Jap when Russian is clearly one of the best places in the world.

I definitely think Gorbachev had good intentions, but it just didn't turn out to be working out. It was Jeltsin's job to correct those misstakes, yet all he did was making Russia the laughing stock of the world and traumatizing every Russian who grew up in the 90's. Seriously, I'd have dinner with Gorbachev at least, but Yeltsin... oooh fuck that eбaнyтый cyкa блять

UFO means Uzhniy Federalniy Okrug

>The lowest in italy is 12° degree celsius

I wish i lived in a place like that. Here in Siberia we have temperatures below zero for most of the year, from the end of september and until the beginning of may.

>The lowest in italy is 12° degree celsius

If -32 is the record low, than Ivanovo is the ice hell for them.

No.
But you should not really open this topic. You are young, playful, everything's easy for you. This is an another thing. It's not Snowden and not even secret services archives. Better not to get into that. Seriously, any of you would deeply regret. Close the topic and forget what was written here. I full. I fully understand that this post incites additional interest, but I far the curious - stop. The rest will just not see it.

>Russian
>white

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>Who do Russians despise more, Yeltsin or Gorbachev?
Both of them are motherfuckers. Though Gorby was a fool who tried to save anything and Yeltsin was a smart alcoholic who wanted the whole power.

>The lowest in italy is 12° degree celsius
>The lowest in your frozen hellhole situated in the middle of a big swamp and tundra is munus 57° celsius

stockholm is pretty mild by swedish standards, further north and inland has subarctic climate

If it wasn't for our russian brothers we would never have gotten our greatest banter key

the moon landing

Still it's sea climate and atlantic influence.

>Russians
>socialist
Kek.

33% of russian soldiers are so dumb that they cannot watch over their own ammo.

I'm junior lieutenant of FSB. In Siberia we have only military base. What are UFOs fly there? Triangular only. It's our planes with alien tehnology. Reptilian UFOs are round: balls, cigars and saucers (because we don't known how to create Element 115 engines).

Dawn, why I wrote it... Admin remove my post plz. Americans do not need to know about the base.

You can delete posts here.

You should connect with General Morozov to send speznaz, medved calavry and vodka to protect the base from americans!

>What do you think of Russia?
one the few descent hockey opposers

>decent
russia is better than you tho

what is so fun about them? drinking all night?

I thought vikings are your brothers. norwegians and danes. and finns are your underprivileged cousins. you know, a relative who lives in a village and you rather not mention him in your familiy.

I am Russian, and I love both them. They let me escape that hell hole

5:3
:
3

I would rather create some anti-chinese alliance with them and the vietnamese, mongols, Taiwan and filipinos and maybe aussies/canadians rather than stay in NATO, it would probably be for the best

>coming to home of their ex wife.
that is an interesting idea. why would anyone want to do that. and would be very awkward. unless you are friends with benefits

Weren't they pretty cool before they fell for the communism meme? Why didn't they become cool again after they dropped communism?

did you miss a comma before bitch or was that intentional?

>pretty cool pefore
>debts 300% of GDP
Pindos, plz.

nobody betrayed you. it is what the "black assed trash" wanted you to believe and the legend lives on. you've been brain washed.

what dont russians like about yeltsin? he seems like a cool guy in the youtube videos where hes dancing while drunk or whatever

mama mia. what do you hate italy? northern italy is quite alright. south not so much

>fake numbers
nice one, retard

>bastion of feudalism
>pretty cool

And where hes peeing on a plane wheels. OK, at least he hadnt fuck lovers in Kremlin.

the game was 2 days ago, google it faglord

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meh, ovi is a choker

yeah, that's cool as heck, he didn't give a fuck, the sign of a true man

nope dude

Leci do Smolenska, polska kurwa,

what is best about russia is that the Russian image board (2ch) is so much better than Cred Forums. i mean the interface and features.

This is true, it's not very cold in Norway except in the north and most people don't live there.

I think it's disgusting and poor shithole. Every day I ask myself: "Why I was born here? WHY?"

Sevastopol - is the best one

most people in russia don't live in Ivanovo either.

Ivanovo it's near Moscow

Is Moscow colder than most parts of Norway or Sweden?

I don't know
I can say that in Siberia very cold

Afair, Moscow and Oslo have almost matching average temps, but Moscow have more peak cold records.

пpoигpaл c тeбя чeт

government are obstinate and unhelpful cunts
population are mostly rude, racist and homophobic/generally third world beliefs cunts

Kek, you are so pathetic.

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filthy miserable aggressive country

- Get to the work! Keep the fork, keep! Clean the shit, clean!
- Clean-clean-clean!

Go ask USA to give you away Hawaii, burn some of their flags and then cry "aaaaah, USA agressive evil country", pussy-eyed.

I used to live in the US, its a nice county. Pidorashka.

So why dont ask to give away some nice islands? Hawaii is much better, than cold Sakhalin and rocky Kurils

>some nice islands
The Japanese would make them nice. Currently they are in a fucked up state, just like everything in Russia.