/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

my.mixtape.moe/jjavtf.webm

simply fascinating

I unironically like American NPR, especially the funny stuff

shut up, upside down Indonesia

I like Radio lab and their BBC news segments a lot

cut off their heads and pour tapwater over the bloody stumps

wew

vocaroo.com/i/s0ICpQgAVkET

vocaroo.com/i/s1IrOOeKHLG0

>
I listen to a few shows. Radiolab and On Point among them.

>No cute Canadain GF
may as well kill myself

Shut up ugly

youtube.com/watch?v=aRe_DKbrmYQ

...

Well, get off of your moms basement and go to Canada.

deep title

youtu.be/eG56QgQuBYI

TAKE AWAY MY HURRRRRRRRRRRR TA

Car Talk and Fresh Air is my shit.
I try to catch the Diane Rhem show when I can, I swear I'll tune in one day to hear her die on air.

...

Am I white /cum/

>Car talk

my nigga. Always listened to that when I was driving with my dad

>I swear I'll tune in one day to hear her die on air.
That'll be a day of many car accidents

One drop non-white = non-white
sorry

off to the gym buds
c u soon!

Why do we go on? I do it because my parents tell me to... how long will that last?

hope you squat the fuck out of your butt

is this that crazy bitch in the Lyft?

I really hope all her vapid and shallow friends ditched her for this fuck up

asked a qt black girl out today

But the Japanese are honorary aryans and China created such wonderful culture.

t. "white" southerner that is 10% african

>But the Japanese are honorary aryans and China created such wonderful culture.

...

What if we won the war of 1812 and annexed Canada.

um....

We would have more states and that would be extremely unaesthetic because right now we have 50 states and 50 is such an aesthetic number.

If I wanted a list of students at a school for a specific year, where would I go?

That wasn't the goal of the war, but okay.

/um/

>if

We could split Canada into 26 states. Or balkanize some of our own if necessary. But then we would have 76 states, 76 as in 1776.

How'd it go dud

i got semi-rejected which for simplicities sake i'll take as total rejection

A contiguous USA that stretches from the bottom of Mexico to Greenland would be much more aesthetic on a map.

I always thought it would be better if independence was declared in 1776. If I were Washington I would have declared independence on 1777. 1777 is very aesthetic as a number. It's triples. And also 7 is a very strong number. I also would have made it be on the first day of spring to symbolize blossoms.

>polaks
>not white

dude WENDS

Washington wasn't the one to decide when we declared Independence.

fuck george washington for abolishing slavery

>65390912

found the black guy

Im white, friendo

>California
Bullshit.

I think I'm going to stop supporting fascism on the internet but now I don't know what type of delusion I want to waste my time shilling for

Northern California is mostly german outside of the bay area and central valley

>Im white

No that's me

Is Toronto part of the Rust Belt?

Remove jew star

it's part of the "nuke it to dust" belt

I'm a self-hating american and a self-hating white man
I need a big genuine mexicano with a fat greasy chode to impregnate my wife and help speed the US subversion and white genocide processes. mind helping me out alberto?

dont think so

same area, but not as much of a focus on industry

my name is not alberto, but ok

Germans even have their own spelling for the state.
Based (northern) california does it again.

No, it has a modern economy. But parts of southern ontario could be considered the rust belt.

Getting let down gently isn't the same as total rejection.
At least i don't think so, never experienced either.

ariba!

my brother's name is alrberto

my brother's name is hmuberto

...

mercyfags

*coronates myself emperor of /cum/*

Please stop this

tfw never been in love

*executes you in a coup de tat*

wanna sniff her asscrack after a workout desu

fuck off back to deutsch you stinky kraut

>after a workout
No you don't

>coup de tat

...

...

no i belong here
yes i do
and rub my finger between her toes to make little lint and sweat dough noodles (won't eat it though)

I haven't played overwatch since season 1 ended
is competitive still garbage?

Are you guys as stoked for the debate tonight as I am?

in the next decade, parts of the east bay gonna turn brown with all the pajeets.

Is this footkraut? Welcome back if so

>i belong here
You've long worn out your welcome and refuse to assimilate, footfag Gastposter.

union city southward is already full of pajeets

soon they'll move north and will collide with all the gentrifying yuppies somewhere around Oakland

t. your man actually is his man

hi
>assimilate

it's a free country and i can do what i like

>own Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime memberships
>still can't watch Fantastic Mr. Fox
I might as well just pirate everything again

However, you're still a filthy footnigger

>pajeets in oakland
Maybe in several decades after complete and thorough gentrification.

His gimmick is entertaining

>I pirate the films of Wes Anderson

>free country implies we're cool with non-assimilation
Wew

Would you let this snowdemon suck you off even if it gave you painful ice burn blisters for two weeks?

what do you want, it's a good movie

...

yh thats what i meant. Whenever i go to fremont its pajeet central.

idk man, whenever i ride bart i notice a couple of pajeets boarding in oakland. They probably live in the hills, but still...

>liking asians and their cute feet is the opposite of assimilation

No, it's not.
I bet you grew up on pewdiepie and can name several youtubers you actually like.

its a meme, you dip

there is nothing wrong with pewds

sorry pal

whatever

From what stations?
I mean, a couple, sure. Still really, really rare comparatively.

>“Under Mr. Trump’s plan, the immigration divide between Canada and the U.S. figures to widen even further,” he concludes. “Not only would Canada stand to benefit from increased access to lower cost unskilled workers, but also from increased access to skilled immigrant labour as the U.S. market is potentially viewed as less hospitable to immigrants overall.”
So I guess I want Shillary to win since TFW are fucking me over in the IT job market.

Ive seen 'em at hayward, Downtown oakland, UC, and Bayfair

Shoving your footfaggotry in our faces is the opposite of assimilation.

HELL
EXPLOSION
HUUUUUUGE HOLE

Afternoon buds

>bayfair
>hayward
>oakland
I've only ever been that far south on accident.

The other two make sense as commuters.

kys

downtown, not coliseum

9th/12th st

>I find it entertaining to insult a footfag so I must be a pewdiepie fan
Really makes you think

*sneaks into /cum/*
*steals the c out of /cum/*
haha what's wrong /um/?

Afternoon

Rude

GIVE THE C BACK RIGHT NOW

I don't associate with the likes of you, sneaky sinister jew

>mfw people tell me snorting crack cocaine and being an alcoholic damages your body

what happened to the hat that was just on my head

threw myself out

What does this mean?

g'day gentlemen ))
you can't just go around sexually assaulting people like that gaylord

ive seen a few get off at the coliseum. i just thought they were on the wrong part of oakland.

Honestly, hayward and bay fair shouldnt really count. neither are east oakland tier. Im surprised by the few that live in castro valley seeing how most is pretty nice to live on. do inly white ppl live in CV? everytime i drive by its white ppl in the streets.

I need to eat a shit desu

When are the debates, I wanna see Hilary get BTFO

More temporary foreign workers, skilled and unskilled in Canada for cheaper. It's a prediction article, but it's sort of a rats jumping to a new ship implications if he gets elected and gets his way with policies.

6PM best coast time

9pm EST

and hillary will kill assad and destroy the planet

choose your destiny

More like worst coast

>EST

mah nigga

>least coast opinions
>relevant

Dude mexican voters lmao is your only relevance

Yo a girl like u should not be in this business for one ur eyes r just stunning and ur exteamly beautiful but girl if I see bruises like that again I don't... just plz don't let guys do that to u

>implying
the reality is she will continue to do nothing besides taking money from the Saudi's so she can buy stem cells to pump into her dying body

obama and the UK backed down like bitches when they talked about sticking their nose in Syria. since Russia is there they won't do anything.

>calling it best coast time
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>California

I played a match
it's still terrible
maybe next season

West coast WORST coast.

>he lives on the coast

and Hollywood
and SF
and LA
and Seattle

Crack pipe bois

>landcucked

>he suckles penises

Jews, flamming homos, lo nuestro, and depressing weather causes suicides.
Really defining cities you got there.

>his identity revolves around being near the right body of water

>Hollywood
(((Movies)))
>SF
CHI
>LA
CHI
>Seattle
Antigun liberals and hipsters

t. midwestern flyover

T.Niggerfister

The beverage for the man who is frugal, but still enjoys the finer things in life

Oh fuck no

Bud > all

youtube.com/watch?v=-VxJa-Xjfpo

and hipsters

...

SF is becoming overrun by tech nerds, pushing the gays out. I have no idea what lo nuestro is. Rain is comfy

SF doesnt have that many mexicans anymore because of the cost of living. Theyre mostly in the mission/south SF

pffft

literally swill in a Can

>a german says this

Pretty good b8 I must admit

"german"

>its the irrelevant and backwards south + flyover midwest states talking trash about the best state in the country

don't you niggas gotta go file your food stamp forms? Oh no wait, you gotta go beg the feds for money while your local governments continue to shove the big one up your ass by cutting crucial funding.

im lmaoing @ ur life

Look at the cute little doggy

What is best city in midwest to move to?9

>best anything
>midwest

Is cum a good place to watch the debate with

>Connecticut
>relevant

Shiner bock is better in every way

more like shitnneticut

yes and no. We're not Cred Forums, but talking politcs is like shooting yourself in the foot

>Ohio
>not being "literally who?" tier

>We're not Cred Forums

Heil hitler haha

>relevance matters
What are you some kind of hooknosed kike? Are you a wizard?

What are you some kind of hooknosed kike? Are you a wizard?

The mods need to make up their mine. Most of the time as long as it is not oversaturated in comments like that coup in turkey, they wont block it.

/cum/ during any happening is pretty entertaining 2bh. Good memes during the Dallas shooting.

Great post

>supporting a brand advertised by schumer and rogen

say that to my face

I like hearing about people getting killed

Someone stole my name

god those commercials are awful

Oh how I wish I was Canadian

said no one ever

Television is for retarded proles

>coasties

Holy shit it's leafy!

>said no one ever
But I am someone.

>tfw she likes me too

what im suppose to do now?

h-help

>these namefags

Holy shit it's Ieafy!

ahhh, not being on Cred Forums you are.
Oh shit, I am a nobody too

Hοly shit,it's leafy!

Got mount and blade, no idea what to do. This game is pretty hard senpai.

did you fuck her right in the pussy and call tech support?

...

Ask her if she wants to come over and enjoy a bowl of eggs

DEUS VULT

I still want to be Canadian

When is the clinton trump debate?

me on the left

Its an autism kind of game. You just have to kee playing until you get it. Once you start learning it on your own it gets really fun.

make a move fgt

>mfw I accidentally double posted something and then pretended like someone stole my name and then someone actually did

It's on channel 4 at 2 AM.

I respect that resolve. Why though?

9PM EST
So about 2 AM for you I believe

Hey its my area of expertise!

imgur.com/gallery/FMAqV

Have any more questions, let me know.

Also, canuck here in Fort Lauderdale, what the fuck is there to do? Im under 21, so getting drunk isnt really possible

>we're going to be infested with limeys when the debates start

What's gonna happen at the debate I'm so excited

>mfw I accidentally double posted something and then pretended like someone stole my name and then someone actually did

is hillary really sick?

Ahh thanks m8

Hello there

Have you become my phantom?

The scenery is nicer plus free healthcare.

>first week of shitty retail job
>spaghetti oozing from every orifice
>customers and coworkers still seem to like me

neat

I think I'm autistic

Do anyone here have active skype conf? Can you invite me?

/brit/ is infested with yanks 24/7. You have no right to complain.

like ask her out? i already did

/cum/ is going to be infested with shitposts from all over the world tonight

Instead of just from One and a half continents

Working in retail for years got the spaghetti out of me
It also made me hate the general public vehemently

like fug her XD

Oh also, to Mount and Blade bro, check this out, especially the shortcuts section. Dont hate me because its reddit. reddit.com/r/mountandblade/wiki/faq

To the yanks: im going to publix, whats should I buy?

ta lads

Cheers thank you

I feel like they're a very friendly type of talk radio that I don't hear much anymore. Like, the kind of thing you can listen to as a morning companion. A lot of their shows just feel very chill, like you're just hanging out with some people and relaxing, hearing some interesting stories.

Also, does Serial count as NPR, since it's through WBEZ?

i like to shitpost in /trv/ threads

it's such a slow board

I wish you would commit suicide

Do they have Hersheys in america?

pic related

Yes, its a different formula apparently though

>The age of consent in Mexico is 12

WTF Mexico

there's a town in pennsylvania made entirely of Hersheys

ree why doesn't my bait work anymore

depends on the state

Hello again

Hershey's is American bud, of course

Do you have Umbro in the U.K.?

How was this bate?

I done got me 157 dead gooks killed

Yeah but the Hersheys here is pretty gross

I hope Trump wins this first debate, this will be largely the best influence on undecided voters and wish-washy liberals/centrists.

Fappy? Are you watching debate tonight

>implying

...

He is my phantom
And yes I'm going to watch the debate if I can finish my homework in time

i want to live in a completely generic american small town for a week

>did planks for 30 minutes while shitposting
>take a nap
>I can't bend down

What did I do wrong help

I feel like /cum/ has a very different demographic than say all the other americans on Cred Forums or Cred Forums
Is this true? How come?

my nigga

Why?

Why aren't you a supporter of Chinese Indie yet?

fulllabel.bandcamp.com/track/--6

>planks for 30 minutes
Why? Just rest I guess.

its comfier here

HERSHEY'S has VOMIT FLAVOR

Because this is a /cum/fy thread

Drake really makes me think

Doesn't really seem any different to me.

Do they use the same sour milk formula like they do in their regular chocolate?

This isn't too bad
It's probably something I would have been into a few years ago
but I honestly don't see myself listening to this 2bh

Also I have wasted 2 of my 3 faps of the week
I don't think I'm going to make it

What are some comfy horror movies?
I'm gonna watch Halloween later.

what do I look like, a hersheys factory worker?

I dont know

desu I dont like his music and think people into the whole "OVO" look are dumb

this can be a cumfy place for anyone to hang out as long as you're not a jerk

What do you mean he's your phantom

And finish it now!! I need a pal to watch it with

It was a really good thread, so I just kept going at it at both shitposting and planking

We stick to our general and don't tell other countries about their culture.

Rosemary's Baby
Young Frankenstein
It's the great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Scooby Doo on Zombie Island
Amityville Horror
Equinox
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Candyman
Poltergeist
Beetlejuice

You should know these things.

Halloween 2 is really comfy too

>constant low buzzing kinda sound in right earphone
think my headphones are dying buds
better start planning a funeral

I'd go with Beetlejuice. The settings in CT are ultra comfy.

take it back
youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc

Thanks senpai

He helps spread my influence
he is Venom Fap Man

and I'm working on it, it's a long essay

taking "your man"'s spot t b h

REMINDER

You might be talking to a chicano

literally music for snapchatting instagram retards
off yourself and start appreciating chinese indie you disgrace

A lot of people that post in /cum/ are pseudonormies

i open up my wallet and it's full of gbp

I wish they paid me in nuggs

>imitating a namefag's gimmick
extraordinary levels of autism 2bh

not if I have anything to say about it

>¿H-Hola...?
>...Papi....es para ti...

I kind of am. I have no issues socially and a girl has had my penis inside her

I still like coming here so I can sperg out uninhibited. I can be angry, hateful, helpful and whatever else. It's my "safe space" t bh

Drake is a literal god, friend. I think you're tripping
youtube.com/watch?v=CccnAvfLPvE

what are you going to do homie
don't you know i'm loco

What's the most childish thing y'all do?

I still wait specifically for my parents to leave so I can jump on my bed

it's a good namefag name, idk why I like it

>not having a girl's penis inside of you

You might be talking to a dog for all you know.

he's a really really big faglord
really big one

>y'all

punished Fap Man

youtube.com/watch?v=F43DqnMoWi0

I walk up the stairs using my hands and legs
Sometimes I'll buy one of those really sugary cereals.

Acknowledged bud

Uhmm you sound really evil I think you're evil desu

...

well i mean honestly wasnt obama their only possible hope
dont think we'll ever get another black president any time soon

WE

>Trump deports all blacks back to africa
hmmmm

>dont think we'll ever get another black president any time soon

Nope. This was their one shot and Obama blew it for them, just like Hillary will do for future women candidates if she's elected and destroys this country even more.

If you don't have pure British/Irish/French ancestry you aren't Canadian

also """"natives""""" can fuck off back to Yakutsk

do you love me? is that why you come to /cum/ everyday, cuz you can't resist me?

Pls no

Overwatch isnt anime, you dumb fuck

I am ethnically Canadian

Explain what it's doing there.

hehe don't hit on me silly yanks

deal with it

what makes you say that. is it because I care to much. maybe I'm already a demon

Shush you maple syrup loving suck cocker

LMAO kill ur self

fuck if I know, /c/'s mods are retarded I guess

Any Quebeckers online?

Idk but my waifu believes your trying to kill fapman and take his soul

She's a witch so she has an eye for stuff like that

Jesus Christ, they're all dead

got chips and salsa for the debate, thanks mexico

>Imagine putting hot spoons up your asshole

>Nazi emblems were found among the "personal effects" of the man who was killed in Houston Monday after injuring nine people in a mass shooting, according to the head of the Houston police homicide division

A FUCKING WHITE MALE

I would never harm Mercy

So according to his leaked manifesto he's going to be crashing the debate later this evening
What are your expectations?

memes

Imagine you've been exposed to lethal doses of radiation and your body is slowly decomposing and you have no way to break free from the doctors attempts to keep you alive

Idk witches are kinda smart

Anyway, if you could have one foot what would it be

>get on my moped
>jump off a bridge
>land on top of a moving train train
>lose him

Heh...

If I was king of the world this would be my torture method.

Not even to get information out of people, just to do it on people who piss me off.

>tfw no healslut gf

>my face when
>my soul when

Stop scaring me

>not wanting a tankbitch instead

In the end, they're both just a bunch of jobbers

Translate, Zang...

Por favor.

>chinese
>same as japanese

>saving money for a large purchase
>keep seeing guns i want to buy go on sale

I'm obviously taking the piss la

There's a family of deer outside right now :)

nobody gives a shit unless you post pics

How many auto nuggets and chinese m14s does one canuck need?

Someone make a new thread and make it sexy

you don't need a hunting license if you're on private property

blast that nigga

feet?

NO FUCK OFF FOOTFAGS

i already have an auto nugget and chinese m14, that's usually cheap shit you buy within your first month or two of the hobby

i now have my eye on much finer things

Wat

>instruments designed solely for the purpose of killing people
>hobby

Like what?

New

sport shooting is a huge variety of sports that people compete in internationally and even in the olympics

there is also hunting, and collecting

you don't consider these qualifiers for a hobby?

no

Hopefully a Tavor

First he gets exposed to radiation and superficial damage is shown as his cells have taken a shitload of radiation. Eventually every single cell in his body begins to lose the ability to replicate. Membranes and inner mechanisms of his body begin to break down into a biochemical sludge. His gastrointestinal system turns into a mass of snotty cells. His skin falls off, going down into muscle. His last weeks of life are in a coma literally falling into pieces and turning into goo.

...